Quotes 9901 to 10000

Quote 9901

<AlcarGM> Rico: "You'd be surprised..... look, it's... it's nature, really. The world around you Changing it. Shaping it."
<Robby`^> "To do what? I'm happy with my life the way it is."
<AlcarGM> Rico: "... You are?! What, exactly, do you have to be happy about?"
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "Hey!"
<AlcarGM> Rico: "Besides your daughters," not missing a beat.
<Robby`^> "Everything, it *was* a good, normal life. I was happy. Now I have this vril to worry about and vampires being sent after me. The only thing I want to change is that I go back to my normal life. But Vril can't do that, so what good dose it do me besides killing vampires?"
<AlcarGM> Rico: "You were happy. Doing what, being a bean counter? Being boring?"
<Robby`^> "yes!"
<AlcarGM> Rico stops eating, stares at you. "That's the saddest thing I've never heard."

Quote 9902

<AlcarGM> Rico nods, gets out, getting out a magazine to read along the walk. "Hostile or friendly?"
<Robby`^> "Doesn't look very friendly..." Evaluating the building, "White limos are always filled with mean people."
<AlcarGM> Rico: "Larry once said he figured they bred in Manhattan..." He shrugs. "I meant: do we kick ass and take names, or pretend we're just there for the party."
<Robby`^> "Well... I suppose a man bringing a ten year old boy out for a drink would be normal in a place like this."
<AlcarGM> Rico: "......"
<AlcarGM> Rico: "How not boring." He smirks. "Do you want to hold my hand?"
<Robby`^> "The sad part about that is I'm not joking."
<Robby`^> "That's ok..."

Quote 9903

<AlcarGM> The bouncer looks at both of you when you arrive, says nothing. The door is closed.
* Robby`^ gives him his best smile
<AlcarGM> Rico does the same, and giggles.
<AlcarGM> The bouncer blinks, looks at you, then says: "What do you want?" coldly.
<Robby`^> (( Oh that's just nasty... ))
<Robby`^> "We want in, of course, isn't this the place?"
<AlcarGM> Bouncer: "For what?" staring at you as if you were scum.
<Robby`^> "A party?"
<AlcarGM> The bouncer looks at you, then Rico. "And the boy?"
<Robby`^> "He's comming too."
<AlcarGM> Rico: "I like parties. Are you the clown?"
<AlcarGM> The bouncer twitches. He opens the door without a word, looking as if he's itching to punch your face in :)
<Robby`^> haha

Quote 9904

<alcar> Davis is not in the room, when you arrive. There is, however, dog hair on the living room couch, and someone seems to have eaten one of the steaks and left the dishes in the sink, unwashed. You'll have to talk to him about that
<`Ashok> "..... We have frikkin ghost werewolves, and they're eating our food."

Quote 9905

* `Ashok proceeds to spend the next few minutes making his bed worthy of the likes of Monk.
<alcar> Your bed is very well made, indeed, with dog hair removed and you can bounce a quarter off of it now. It's a Super-bed!
* `Ashok actually does do the quarter test. :P
<alcar> Foe of short-sheeting everywhere! Defender of the wrinkle-free demeanour! Etc.

Quote 9906

<Caltak> Query: In Medias Res?
<alcar> Oh. That's the odd short side term thingy chaos and I began one night
<kentari> in other words
<kentari> the next fin de siecle
<alcar> Nah.
<alcar> The plot is.... not intended for a long game.
<kentari> Three months from now.
<kentari> I'm going to quote this conversation to you.
<alcar> lol.

Quote 9907

<alcar> (( "We're doing a hazing survey... please fill out the attached form...." ))
<`Ashok> (( That's how, like, over half of everything in every field is generated. Depressing, isn't it? :P))
<alcar> (( lol ))

Quote 9908

<alcar> As Ashok replies (I assume) you hear a scream of tortured metal outside, followed by the sounds of people screaming and running about like chickens with the heads cut off.
<alcar> Which is, erm, not a very 4 colour image.
<`Ashok> "Ah. Sounds like Old Country on Chicken Sandwich day."
<`Ashok> ((j/k :P))
<`Ashok> "What the..."
* `Ashok peeks his head out the door.

Quote 9909

<alcar> Foxfire leaps into the first, as if driven by the wind itself, and his axe comes down, slamming into the Robot car.... which falls over with a crash, but not falling apart. The robot begins to stand uyp, axe still in it, gears grinding.
<alcar> The robot is getting up, axe still in it, but slowly. the other two are ignoring it entirely busty demolishing cars.
* Foxfire plants a foot in the side, and wrenches the axe sideways, trying to widen the hole
<alcar> You wrench into it, using leverage ...and tear the dam thing in half, because Sparkie REALLY liked you.
<alcar> The robot halves flop on the ground, servros whining as it tries to move effectively and just flops about.
* Foxfire plants the axe in the ground and looks up
* Foxfire reaches out and plucks a small bag from the air, a shoulder bag, small, leather.
<alcar> The other two robots are tearing cars apart, not even paying attention yet. You suspect this will change soon :)
* Foxfire shoulders it and grabs the axe, and stoops low, and runs off, hopefull out of sensor range
* Foxfire will come in for another pass, soon
<alcar> Nice. Okay. You manage that easily enough, coming up beside the one robot on its blind side (the problem with making robots from cars :)

Quote 9910

* Davis gets to his room and closes the door, locking it, then stands there for a moment
<alcar> Quite a few people have gathered in the lobby, talking with each other etc. The sun has officially set, and there is the ghost in your room, currently not ghostly at all and reading a copy of the wizard of oz on your bed.
* Davis 's sesnse of HOLY CRAP. and AWESOME. just snap and he does all those airguitar things minus the guitar that one does when they're sure no one is watching :P
<alcar> lol :)
* Davis stops when he notices her :P
<alcar> unfortunately, someone is, and she just looks at you oddly, not getting the reference. "Is that a rain dance?" politely.
<Davis> ".............."
<Davis> "No."

Quote 9911

<alcar> we've managed to set a nice "short lifespan for a pc" thing, too :p
* alcar was so tempted to retcon and put cal's new pc through the exact same situation as previous one was in :)
<Caltak> lol
<Caltak> Grfoundhog Day
<Caltak> its a precedent :P
<alcar> :p
* alcar was going to, but the npc the other pc ran into was tailored to help that help, so it wouldn't work well :)
<Caltak> Things would be different though, let me tell you! More of a "Halt, fiend!" instead of the "ninja sneak attack!" thing
* alcar might have it happen sometime during the game anyway. Most likely ;)
<alcar> "You feel something entirely unlike deja vu."

Quote 9912

<KayaraBlue> In superhero games, men and women with extraordinary powers and abilities (or fancy equipment) don colorful skintight costumes and team up to fight crime. Some were born with their gifts, while freak accidents happened to others. Now they bring hope to the hopeless, justice to the deserving,
<KayaraBlue> ... what I have so far
<KayaraBlue> and I need a snappy ending
<alcar> And heal the world through violence.
<alcar> Which IS the traditional superhero, really :)
<KayaraBlue> haha
<KayaraBlue> I don't think that would go over well ;)

Quote 9913

<KayaraBlue> I probably shouldn't even ask for how you'd define "science fiction"
<alcar> That one's harder :P Superheroes, at least at the basic level, is easier. It's wish fulfullment fantasy stuff.
<alcar> sci fi is.. a lot broader.
<KayaraBlue> hehe
<KayaraBlue> yeah
<KayaraBlue> that's why I've been putting it off for as long as possible
<alcar> but, roughly, I'd say: "Using the future to shed light on the present"
<KayaraBlue> but sometimes it's present people going into the past
<alcar> :p
<alcar> then it's fantasy!
<alcar> REAL science doesn't allow for time travel
<KayaraBlue> haha
* alcar hides from annoying quantum stuff that no one really gets and, as you know Bob, says the universe is really entirely a 2 dimensional hologram anyway

Quote 9914

<Darryl> Hey, if a girl wants to drag you out somewhere, Fennec, go.
<Darryl> That is a fully legit reason to miss gaming

Quote 9915

* alcar grins. The villains of the first session are - well, they got kicked out of the IRA style right wing of PETA for being too militant. Shall be fun.

Quote 9916

<AlcarGM> You slip through the back ways of the Zoo known to the staff and quite likely a lot of children who should be on drugs. You've caught a few trying to sneak into the lion cage to "pet Simba" as it was. Disney has a lot to answer for.

Quote 9917

<Leon`> (( "This looks like a job for... SUPER BLACK AFRICAN GUY! NEGRO POWERS GO!" --- oh man I feel dirty typing that :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( Mean player made Oprah eat a cheesecake. ))

Quote 9918

* LionHeart leaps out from behind stuff, landing in plain sight on top of... something. Dramatically! "Hold it right there!"
<AlcarGM> Two other people are in the gaping hole in the wall. A girl, goth, about 16 or so you think, who is chewing gum and looking bored, and a nervous looking man wearing glasses he's constantly adjusting and obviously not happy to be here.
<AlcarGM> The big guy blinks, stares at you. ".... what the hell are you?" in a more normal voice.
* LionHeart crosses his arms. "Asks the guy who busted down a wall and is shaking a ticket booth."
<AlcarGM> The man blinks, as if he has forgotten it. "We're on the side of the opressed animals, you freak. Whose side are you on?"
<AlcarGM> (( and Marvel sues for line used out of context..... :p ))

Quote 9919

<Tass> .....isn't lionhaert one of the carebears? :P
<Tass> omg
<Tass> someone should sue for copyright infringement :P
<Tass> make it a 4color villain! :P
<AlcarGM> hahaha
<kentari> ...
<kentari> Its braveheart the lion.
<kentari> not lionheart.
<kentari> :P
* kentari works with the fans. He knows.

Quote 9920

* LionHeart simply looks at the tiger and warns him not to start trouble. He promises that there will be food later. Then he simply looks over at the girl, smirking. "You really don't know who you're dealing with."
<Fennec> (( should have stuffed him in a PLANE! WITH SNAKES!! ))
<LionHeart> (( dude, I would totally go SAm Jackson on them. Foo. ))
<AlcarGM> The girl is.. well.. a fair bit away from the tiger cage. Good 200 yards. She waves to you, then frowns.....
<AlcarGM> she stops waving, wondering why you haven't been eaten yet
* LionHeart simply goes over to the door, produces the key that is in the pockets of the clothes he's actually wearing when magic isnt altering them, and lets himself out, locking it again.
* LionHeart proceeds to grab something fairly heavy but not overly expensive-looking, and return quickly to the scene of the fight, weilding it as a weapon!
<AlcarGM> Terramancer notices your arrival and responds with .. a ball of fire, throwing it at you with a "&*$^! My fingers! It burnt my fingers!"

Quote 9921

<alcar> So! Thoughts? Ideas?
<Caltak> I think it was fun. I think I feel slightly awkward playing my character only because I'm not sure I have an understanding of how to play outside my race but then as soon as I think that I worry that I'm being racist in assuming that I would need to act a certain way because of race, and so it's all very complicated so I try to ignore it.

Quote 9922

<alcar> <gidim> Which reminds me, I still want to get a copy of "Buy The Numbers...", a how-to on GURPSifying 3e.
* alcar whimpers
<kentari> Its ok
<kentari> you're safe
<kentari> this is a ken D&D game.
<kentari> :P
* alcar is scared!
<alcar> :p

Quote 9923

* alcar nods. it's abad habit, but i normally push at systems when making characters
<alcar> is why I suck at system-oriented games.
<Kayara> hehe
<alcar> they spend so much time saying what you can do that they do a very good job of saying what you can't.
<Kayara> yeah, I guess there's really not that many people who would want to play a midget paladin on a dog
* alcar nods :)

Quote 9924

<Chaos`^> who makes a risus character on rtf? =p
<alcar> lol. Saved it that by default ;) You can tell I thought it was txt, because there are linebreaks :p
<Chaos`^> ok, seriously
<Chaos`^> who makes a character sheet this small that still requires me to grab a dictionary
* alcar blinks. Dictionary?
<alcar> for which?
<Chaos`^> yeah
<Chaos`^> pugilist
<alcar> boxing.
<alcar> basically.
<Chaos`^> i know
<Chaos`^> I looked it up
<Chaos`^> =p

Quote 9925

<Chaos`GM^> for the sake of sanity I will use modern english, please replace all dialog with crapy dark ages english as you wish
<Chaos`GM^> before we begin tell me about this library, public or private?
<Damien> if it beehoves thou, my liege, I will forsooth endevour to aquiesce to thy wishes.

Quote 9926

<Chaos`GM^> "I'm affraid this area is off limits, you're just going to have to wait until we can allow you through." It's your only exit that you know of.
<Damien> "Why is it off limits?"
<Chaos`GM^> He stands straight "The King himself is come to visit our queen his dear sister."
* Damien leaves the 'to me' unsaid, though it's obvious it can be off limits to *other* people
* Damien considers that, opens his mouth, swallows comments about their childhood 'visits' that were a source of palace gossip second hand and just nods, and goes back to the library to do more research, wondering if he can workk a water spell ot loosen that bastards bowels
* Damien rubs his hands together, reflecting that such a spell, while messy, would be quite useful in dealing with any knights. As long as he was upwind.

Quote 9927

<Chaos`GM^> "I came to ask Sir Parre to train me. I'm going to be a knight one day!"
* Damien stops. Looks at her. "I doubt the king woul wish to expend money making a breastplate just for a woman when you'll end up having to leave the battlefiend and give birth to children in any event," dismissively.
<Chaos`GM^> she glares at you "Just because i'm a girl doesn't mean I can't fight!"
<Damien> "Of course not," condscendingly. "But you're meant for having babies, not fighting. it's a waste of your natural talents."
<Chaos`GM^> She scoffs at that "I will be doing nothing of the sort. I can fight just as good as anyone in this room!"
* Damien snorts, and pats her on the head. "There, there. Everyone is entitled to dream."

Quote 9928

<Chaos`GM^> you rush your way there and are breathing heavily and already regretting your choice of garments... People are standing around waiting for dinner, talking about a ball later in the night... The King and his sister the queen of this castle have not shown yet... Mostly just some nobles talking about... You are asked fo ryour invitation and given a number for a seat
* Damien goes to the seat, attempting to catch his breath
<Chaos`GM^> Mary prances up to you with a smile, she's in some white dress with a crown of weaved flowers. "Hi!" She waves, even though she's right in front of you "How are you?"
<Damien> Lectures about how a magician should train body and mind go through his head, mercifully stopped by the arrival of the demon child.
<Damien> "Alive. Yourself?"
<Chaos`GM^> "Oh! I'm wonderful! But I couldn't convince mother to let me join the Knights... she thinks I should mary some fancy knight or mage or prince... What do you think?"
<Damien> "Marrying a prince is always wise. Then you can become a declaration of war."

Quote 9929

* `Ashok shrugs, and flips to some random channels until he finds either interesting news or hot chicks. :P
<`AlcarGM> you find hot chicks first, of course. Women's Nude Mud Wrestling.
* `Ashok flips on the VCR, for kicks. :P
<`Ashok> "Hey! Davis!"
<`AlcarGM> VCR? How ancient :p
<`Ashok> ((Nonono, the vicar.))
<`Ashok> ((I have a little priest the illuminates copies of tv shows.))
<`AlcarGM> (( Oh, okay then :) ))

Quote 9930

* Davis looks around, "Maybe we have a third roomate, like in Real Genius."
<`Ashok> "So you're saying The Flying Dutchman comes in here, puts high quality meats in our fridge, sprinkles dog hair about our couch, and goes his merry way?"
* `Ashok heads for the closet. :P

Quote 9931

<Davis> "I wonder if we can set up something to catch whoever this is."
<`Ashok> "What, video surveillance?"
<Davis> "Or something like that?"
<`Ashok> "I'm in law, not forensics.. I have no idea how to set up anything like that."
<`Ashok> "We deal in facts, not the truth. You know?"
* Davis just... looks a little poleaxed by that one :P

Quote 9932

* Damien checks Merlin out some more, and prepares to spend a spell through the image. Fire.... give his clothing a nice charring, as a Statement
<Chaos`GM^> hrm, it wouldn't be easy, but with enough effort and time you could probably send a long distance spell
* Damien is going to, because if HE isn't happy, that smug git shouldn't be as well.
<Chaos`GM^> lol

Quote 9933

<Damien> "We need to leave now. Your daughter is waiting."
<Chaos`GM^> the queen looks up at you "What?"
<Damien> "You. Leave. Now. With me. Is this difficult?"
<Chaos`GM^> She stands "Uhm... no... how?"
<Damien> "Come."
* Damien goes back to cell he was in, takes queens hand, swims up.
<Chaos`GM^> "Ack!"S he says as you pull her through rock and stone
* Damien swims up, and further than before, to surface outside palace
<Chaos`GM^> You swim your way up, and she apears fromt he ground, gasping for air.
<Damien> "We need to get moving. Your daugher will meet us at the inn of the spavined mule."
<Chaos`GM^> "What was that?"
<Chaos`GM^> She crawls her way up onto normal ground "Wait... WHat is going on?"
<Damien> "Magic," absently .... Stops. Looks at her. "A rescue?"

Quote 9934

<Chaos`GM^> She crawls her way up onto normal ground "Wait... WHat is going on?"
<Damien> "Magic," absently .... Stops. Looks at her. "A rescue?"
<Chaos`GM^> "Oh... Right... Right I knew that! I'm a sorceress too. I completely expected someone to try that." She follows "I could see the future. I knew you were comming."
* Damien rolls his eyes "Then why did you end up in the cell?"
<Chaos`GM^> "Because I knew I was going to be rescued. I was... testing you!"
<Damien> "....."
<Damien> "I undersatand why he wanted you dead, then. You're almost as annoying as your daughter."

Quote 9935

<Aaron> 2d6 hey, 7 again! whadda ya know?
<Sparkie> Aaron 2d6: 2 hey, 7 again! whadda ya know?
<kentari> 2 is good, right? :P
<Aaron> Not with the way you guys GM

Quote 9936

<kentari> Aaron breathes life into a somewhat lifeless woman, her pulse steadies under her manipulation.
<kentari> During this time, the floor buckles and splinters as two large fig trees sprout up on either side of the proceedings
<Aaron> ...
<kentari> The GM is only the messenger.

Quote 9937

<kentari> Something under Rachael's skin, near the tip of her rib cage, glows a bright blue before fading.
<kentari> <Red Creature> "Tch." As it fades, "Its already rooted..." It smiles at Rachael, "I will take it, then?"
<Rachael> "you could ASK?!?!?!"
* Rachael steps back some?
* Aaron steps directly between Rachael and Red. "I don't think he seems too amenable to diplomacy."
<kentari> <Red Creature> "Who are you?" To Aaron
<Aaron> "I'm her friend, and that's all that matters."
<kentari> <Red Creature> "And what can you do...?"
<Aaron> "This." *Punches Red in the face with his cybernetic arm.*

Quote 9938

* Aaron backs up a little, and fires a lightning bolt at the creature
<Aaron> 2d6 ACV is 7 yo
<Sparkie> Aaron 2d6: 9 ACV is 7 yo
<Aaron> sparkie hates me in combat
* Sparkie just hates you. All the time.

Quote 9939

<Aaron> "I'm sorry, Rachael." *Turns to the creature.* "You will have to heal her first."
<Rachael> "NO!"
<kentari> The creature tosses Rachael down casually, and holds out a hand.. the black sand of the place swirls around her and explodes outwards, revealing a healthy, normal looking Rachael in a matter of seconds.
* Rachael runs over and starts beating him up bare-handed.
<Rachael> and clutching for gems and such
* Aaron , as soon as he sees that Rachael is healthy, punches the red across the face. "Oh, did I mention that humans have a habit of not keeping their words?"
<kentari> The creature snickers, "That's why I didn't exactly *heal* her..."
<Aaron> "Especially when... what?"
<Aaron> dammit! and here I thought I was being clever!
<kentari> what's sad is I was typing the string dealio
<kentari> just as you punched :P
<Aaron> damn.

Quote 9940

* Aaron moves back and fires an electrical blast at the Red. "Sorry if I hit you, Rachael, but this guy has to go."
<Aaron> 2d6 please don't be an ass, sparkie
<Sparkie> Aaron 2d6: 11 please don't be an ass, sparkie
<Rachael> (( we love you sparkie :D ))
<Rachael> (( with luck I'll turn into a bowl of jelly if he actually succeeds and makes me do something ))

Quote 9941

<alcar> Her voice, beside your head: "Is there anything else you wish of me?"
<alcar> Moth: "We fae know things, if you wish to know them. It is why we are summoned."
<Robby`^> "Where does the magic come from, from the mages around this place? They don't use Vril or Orgone. What are they using?"
<alcar> "You really do know nothing," the cannibalistic fairy marvells.
<Robby`^> "I told you, two days, remember? Please be more kind." Pouting.

Quote 9942

<alcar> "One only understands the things that one tames," she says. "And we become responsible, forever, for what we tame. It is both wonderful and terrifying."
<alcar> "And," she adds, "not something we want any part of."
<Robby`^> "I see... then perhaps it is best you keep your cold attitude before i get attached... then again, my ex-wife tried that too, and i married her."

Quote 9943

* Robby`^ plays with fire in his hands, thinking of something important to use the Vril for... it'd help if the vril actually said what it wanted...
<alcar> it just seems to want to DO things. Bright, glorious.. to tell the universe it was alive, to be a bonfire and not a spark.
<Robby`^> "You know Kate, the more I use this stuff the more I can't stand it..."
<alcar> Kate starts from her thoughts. "Why - why not? It's magic!"
<Robby`^> "All it wants is... to attain greatness... It cares nothing for anything other than itself, it just wants to be used in a blaze of glory. Honor is nothing without anyone to realize just how important you are."

Quote 9944

<Robby`^> "Heh... We're home."
<alcar> Kate: "Oh!" She waits until you stop the car, gets out. "I think I like cities better. At least I know what the sounds mean."
<Robby`^> "So do I... and so does my power it seems."
<alcar> Kate: "That's ... good. I guess?"
<Robby`^> "I"m not sure..."
<Robby`^> end here though would be nice
* Robby`^ gets out and heads for the house
<alcar> k :)
<alcar> Nicole is finishing the dvd as you go inside..... the house is calm. Normal. As if your life was perfectly, rationally sane.
<alcar> Nicole: "mom called."
<alcar> Or perhaps not :)

Quote 9945

<Damien> "We have clothing. Your daughter, hopefully, managed to procure food, and we are likely to have people trying to kill us. You could help by explaining WHY?"
<Chaos`GM^> Morgan is silent for a little while as the sun goes down "We should probably leave the road at some point..."
<Damien> "That, I notice, wasn't a reply. King's don't normally want their sisters to be killed for treason."
<Chaos`GM^> "We've hated eachother for a very long time..."
<Chaos`GM^> Morgan: "I wasn't raised as a princess, and he doesn't like that I don't act more eligant around everyone. He's even gone so far as to start rumors about me being a barbaric woman that kills ona whim and bathes in the blood of innocent." With a sigh "Simply because i don't hold my pinky up when I drink my tea doesn't make me a killer."
<Damien> "...."

Quote 9946

<GeeeeEM> Big John walks outside and unhitches a horse. "Take the horse next to mine. You do know how to ride, right?"
<Joe_C> "Of course. I've ridden many fillies in my time."
<Joe_C> "Though there was this one back in England - heh! Even moses couldn't have par - ahem. Well. Ladies present, but she wasn't no lady, that much I can assure you."
<GeeeeEM> He jumps into the saddle, "I ain't entirely sure what you're speaking of, but I suppose it's interesing."
<Joe_C> "Well, of course you're ot. I bet they don't call you Big John for kicks, eh?"
* Joe_C jumps into the other saddle
<Joe_C> "Never a good sunset to ride off into when you need one, is there." *Spits in the dirt*
<GeeeeEM> You both ride out to the mines, which takes a few hours time, but isn't too rough overall. Big John rides straight into the mining town, not too concerned about making his presence known.
* Joe_C follows, figuring he'll make a handy shield if things go south, even though they're riding east.

Quote 9947

* Joe_C gets a large milk, glad he didn't have to waste time teaching this colonials real fighting since most of them don't learn much, what with trying to pick up all their teeth 'n all.
<GeeeeEM> A small glass of milk is put in front of Joe.
<GeeeeEM> Bartender: "we ain't got much of it, so don't complain."
* Joe_C frowns. "What d' you make white russians with, then?"
<GeeeeEM> Big John: "So, any news around town of some strange going-ons? Missing persons?"
<GeeeeEM> Bartender: "What in samhill is a russian?"
<Joe_C> "...
* Joe_C mutters something about colnies.
* Joe_C drinks to forget.. whatever it was he was drinking to forget
<GeeeeEM> The bartender ignores John and walks away.
<GeeeeEM> John: "Well, that wasn't very nice."
* D_Sanchez`^ just sits at the bar, ignoring them for the most part
* Joe_C just shrugs. "Nice doesn't get people that far in this world, you know."
<GeeeeEM> John lets out a thunderous laugh and slaps you on the back. "I knew there was something I liked about you!"

Quote 9948

* Joe_C spots him and flips the table over. "YOU! What's going on in my mine?"
<GeeeeEM> Big John scratches his temple with his gun and walks over to the table that Sanchez is under.
* D_Sanchez`^ scoots himself back some "Er... Your mine sir?"
<Joe_C> (( aww, youd din't make him mute?! I was going to have fun demanding information :p ))
<D_Sanchez`^> (( Oh hell no... I can't DO mute ))
<Joe_C> "The mine, punk!"
<Joe_C> (( you suck :p ))
<D_Sanchez`^> (( Mute is entirely too hard... plus it's like a death sentance... and who the hell ever heard of a mut doctor? ))
<GeeeeEM> John: "Somehow I think my friend here will be doing a lot more harm to ya than I did to that poor fellow."
<D_Sanchez`^> "Uh... I odn't know... i'm only a doctor!" Hiding his face
<Joe_C> (( no one, so would be fun. Ah well. I shall, sometime :p ))
<Joe_C> (( Mute Doctor rubs patients stomach. "OMG! I'm pregnant?!" *Shakes head, points to throat, makes gagging motion* "I LOST THE BABY?" *Shakes head, rubs stomach, looks ill* "I.... have an upset stomach?" *nods happily, hands over bill* ))

Quote 9949

* Joe_C shakes him some more, just to see if he has loose change, then drops him to the ground. "HOw long have you been the doctor here, then? No one telsl you about monsters?"
<D_Sanchez`^> "Monsters? no! I haven't heard anything about monsters in the mines."
<Joe_C> "How can we be sure you're not lying, doc?"
<D_Sanchez`^> "All i've heard is that there's wierd stuff going down in the mines... that's it..."
* Joe_C frowns. "Weird how?"
<Joe_C> "Weirder than John, here?"
* D_Sanchez`^ looks at John...
<D_Sanchez`^> "Er, yes?"
<GeeeeEM> John looks at Sanchez sternly.
<Joe_C> "You better be damn good with those guns," to John

Quote 9950

* D_Sanchez`^ has not yet been set down, and is still dangling
<Joe_C> (( uhm, iu dropped you a bit back :P ))
<Joe_C> (( * Joe_C shakes him some more, just to see if he has loose change, then drops him to the ground. < - See? You have no cause - I repeat, NO CAUSE, to go all road runner and float in the air. So there. ))
* D_Sanchez`^ has been dropped then

Quote 9951

<Joe_C> I think I need much sleep.
<Joe_C> Much more sleep.
<GeeeeEM> How much more could you need?
<Joe_C> enough to not make up this character? :p
<GeeeeEM> lol

Quote 9952

* D_Sanchez`^ rushes one man with a loud cry of gaaaaaaaaah or (i'm completely insane for doing this)
<D_Sanchez`^> 1d1 trillian
<Sparkie> D_Sanchez`^ 1d1: 1 trillian
<GeeeeEM> The man jumps over Joe and takes a chop at his shoulder!
<Joe_C> "Damn it! Them froggies are always doing that."
<Joe_C> (( says the man who knows savate. ... :p ))

Quote 9953

<alcar> magic is fun
* alcar is currently explaining how michael jackson is a magical version of nanotechnology
<analog> ....
<analog> surely that's nasotechnology
<alcar> lol!
<alcar> Good point :)

Quote 9954

<Robby`^> "So who is he?"
<AlcarGM> Rico: "The Jersey Devil was his title, then. It's become one of the more famous ones. He's.. an old god. One of the last ones left in this world, really. We're his ... agents, for lack of a better term."
<Robby`^> "Cute... so... He's supposed to come to our rescue or something when the shit goes down, right? That's what you said..."
<AlcarGM> Rico: "Yeah. We call, he manifests through someone. Hijinks ensue. We try to avoid it these days, though."
<Robby`^> "Why's that?"
<AlcarGM> Rico: "Tunguska was the last time we did it. Stopped the invasion of furbies for a while, sure, but it was a little much."

Quote 9955

* Robby`^ goes to the door and answers it
<Robby`^> "We have a doorbell you know."
<AlcarGM> Emily: "And you waste several watts of energy using it you know."
<Robby`^> "Hello Emily. Have you eaten dinner yet?"
<AlcarGM> She does smile, though, so it might have been a joke. You're never sure...
<AlcarGM> She shakes her head. "Not yet."
<Robby`^> "Ah, good, I just finished making some nice fish. Join us?"
<Robby`^> "You still eat fish right?"
<AlcarGM> She nods.
<AlcarGM> Nicole: 'They probably have to be free range."

Quote 9956

<AlcarGM> Emily: "That was your entire weekend, then? Movies and a mall?"
<Robby`^> "What have you been doing this weekend Emily?"
<Robby`^> "yes, a normal weekend. We can't do something extraordanary every weekend you know."
<AlcarGM> Emily: "A Demonstration at the local park about the mayor's plan to build a wireless network at the Wardenclyffe beach on Saturday, and co-hosting a motivations seminar this morning. I *know* that, but you could at least make an effort to educate them - and yourself, at the same time. You don't have to spend your entire life as a drone to the vast machine."
<AlcarGM> (( *snickers* I doubt anyone will get that reference, but it was fun anyway :) ))

Quote 9957

<Robby`^> "Nicole.. What are you doing?"
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "Getting dessert," sweetly.
<Robby`^> "And what is wrong with my fruit platter?"
* Robby`^ takes some fruit from his platter
<AlcarGM> Voice: "It's probably an animal thing, you know. Testing. Chafing at bonds. Smelling things about her mother she didn't know."
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "I don't feel like it."
<Robby`^> "You know..." Idly "I read the other day that chocolate can be poisonous to most breeds of canine."
<Robby`^> "Isn't that interesting?" To Nicole
<AlcarGM> LOL!
<AlcarGM> Nicole looks at the cupboard, then at you.... "Cute, dad."
<AlcarGM> kate grins.
* Robby`^ raises his eyebrows "Just making conversation."
<AlcarGM> Nicole gets a snickers bar anyway, starts eating it.
* Robby`^ will... Melt it ;)
<AlcarGM> The energy comes.. and the chocolate bar melts.
<AlcarGM> Rico ... chokes on his :p
<Robby`^> "Oh dear... is it *that* hot in here?" getting up and going to the thermostat
<AlcarGM> The Voice is.. a bit high pitched now, in your head. "You used Vril to MELT A CHOCOLATE BAR?!"

Quote 9958

<AlcarGM> Nicole: "So, the bus goes right by here, you know, two streets over. You mind if we stay a couple of nights extra, Dad?"
<AlcarGM> Emily looks.... surprised. A little hurt, but trying to hide it.
<Robby`^> "Oh, no, I don't mind at all."
* Robby`^ looks at Emily
<AlcarGM> Rico: "It's my dimples," to your ex-wife, straight faced.

Quote 9959

<Robby`^> "I'm just trying to show you how most people live... When you grow up and leave the house, live how you want, but for now, I'll try and show you what life with me is like."
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "Great." She stands. "Look, I.... I need to go for a run."
* Robby`^ bites his lip
<Robby`^> "We have to go into town and beat up some demon worshipers."
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "After?"
<AlcarGM> almost pleading.
* Robby`^ sighs "Alright, but be careful, there are some people out there tracking your scent."

Quote 9960

<AlcarGM> Luna: "We're all commited. Sometimes to each other, sometimes just to our dominant hands. In this asylum, I mean," cheerfully, drinking coffee.
<Mary_jane`^> "Some days I just don't know... Luna should be a psychologist..."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I should go," to the coffeepot. She turns, looks at you and Nora. "Oh, no. I have too much respect for witch doctors."
<Mary_jane`^> "Go," waving her off "Get good grades and whatnot..."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "Calling it science is an insult. But I should go to school soon. My advisor, Kholberg, is trying to get me to declare a major, and I'm not even in the army."

Quote 9961

<Mary_jane`^> "I can't become a ninja... Besides, I don't know the first thing about cable."

Quote 9962

* Mary_jane`^ grabs a jacket since it's likely still a little cold outside
<AlcarGM> It is, and the sky outside promises rain later, April being the cruellest month after all....
<Mary_jane`^> well sure, hell it even starts by making a fool of everyone
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 9963

<Mary_jane`^> "So you're saying I fight differently than a man of my skill?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Phil never said anything about that..."
* Mary_jane`^ hmms and unbuttons the top button of her shirt and flips her hair "Very well, we'll see how he fights against women."
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "Men don't have breasts. It affects gravity."
<AlcarGM> he is, of course, not joking at all.
* Mary_jane`^ sighs at him

Quote 9964

* Mary_jane`^ looks around the store for anything interesting
<AlcarGM> It's a wal-mart. This is the USA. You can get guns, but not vibrators. Which says a lot about the culture, but hey.
<Mary_jane`^> (( So you're saying you can buy vibrators at any department store in canada? ))
<kentari> ((Canadian Tire is notorious for such.))
<AlcarGM> (( I don't know if you can in canada. Never tried :p ))
<AlcarGM> (( was generic 'western culture comment' :) ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( I dare you to go into one and ask them if they carry vibrators ))
* Mary_jane`^ doesn't find anything interesting, then.
<AlcarGM> (( "And is it under electrical appliances, or home furnishings?" ))

Quote 9965

<Mary_jane`^> "You don't crap dark matter do you?"
<AlcarGM> Tad: "..... not unless I'm constipated?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Just making sure, because I plan to go investigate it and if it's just dragon poo..." Idly "Do you know how far the dark matter is?"

Quote 9966

<kentari> I seriously believe that, if GMed properly, Mary Jane would engage in an epic, reality-bending quest to go to the store and buy a loaf of bread.
* AlcarGM grins.
<AlcarGM> Luna probably does :p
<Mary_jane`^> any quest that is epic or reality bending is worth while
<Mary_jane`^> even if it is a loaf of bread
<kentari> My point exactly.
<kentari> :P

Quote 9967

<kentari> is it bad
<kentari> <@AlcarGM> The truth flares.. and Jenny ripples as it washes over her, and the dark matter. She screams, and ceases to exist.
<kentari> that I immediately wanted to know..
<kentari> just what was going on with Jenny's nipples? :P
<Mary_jane`^> yes
<Mary_jane`^> that's bad
<kentari> and *then* I actually read the sentence ;p

Quote 9968

<Mary_jane`^> "How did *you* get sick?"
<AlcarGM> Tyler: "I figured *you* did something," sourly
<Mary_jane`^> "Nope!" Walking in "That's really wierd."
<AlcarGM> He makes it back in, goes to chair and collapses in it. "Haven't been sick in years. Can't say I like it."
<Mary_jane`^> "YOu shouldn't get sick. It's not the way of things."
<AlcarGM> He looks at you. "Yeah? Well, tell it to the UTI."
<Mary_jane`^> "I should really check the library at Atlantis... SOmething's wierd... Atlantis? That's it! I could work at the museum in atlantis!"
<AlcarGM> He stares at you. "Good for you."

Quote 9969

<AlcarGM> There is a pause. "You have come from 7200 years in the past, I believe.:
<Mary_jane`^> "Ah, I see!" Thinking "Uhm... I don't know if that's good... How far did I jump the last time I was here?"
<AlcarGM> Android: "That data is not available due to the Crash."
<AlcarGM> Android: "The Computer declared all fleshy ones commie mutants." There is a pause. "That is a joke."
<Mary_jane`^> "Ah, funny... Seriously though..."

Quote 9970

* Mary_jane`^ looks up dark matter
<AlcarGM> the entry just lists: "Special matter variant; possible End Times sigh (cf: Barney, Disco, Goetica, Sparkie); exact nature presently unknown. Has been noted in 30% of universes, all at the same time."
<Mary_jane`^> now that's interesting...
* sparkie always is

Quote 9971

* sparkie is abused :(
<sparkie> That's the real reason I hate you all. It's because of my mother. You're all my surrogate mother.

Quote 9972

* `Ashok looks around, all shifty-like.
<alcar> Ashok doesn't need to roll for this. He is a lawyer. it comes naturally.

Quote 9973

* Psimon RUNS! And kinda telekinetically allows himself to go from roof to roof. :P
<alcar> Your leap, and almost go overshoot the first roof. The next ones are easily, and you clear two dorms and a cafeteria, reaching the eingineering block. Five modern buildings, all 5 storeys, prettyish. The sixth one, at the back, is 7 storeys, and pre world war two. It's been slated for demolition for a good decade, but funds always run short. It's basically permanently closed.
<Psimon> "If I were a recovering villain..."
<Psimon> "Its almost *too* easy a choice."
* Psimon shrugs. Let's investigate the Old Building ;p
<alcar> (( Hullo? Four colour? :p ))
<Psimon> ;p

Quote 9974

* Psimon hops down in front of the guards, a good ten yards away, so as not to seem offensive about it! :D
* Psimon has the domino mask, remember. A flawless disguise. :P
<alcar> One of the guards notices you when you Arrive, and looks.. surprised. "Ah... hello?"
<Psimon> "Greetings, citizens!"
* Psimon speaks in Hero. :P
<alcar> (( How.. very V of you :P ))
<alcar> Guard: "Can I.. help you?"

Quote 9975

<alcar> One of them four - not far boy, but probably a friend, breaks cover to saunter over, faking casual except for a smile that would be better suited to a shark.
<Davis> (not far boy?)
<alcar> err, fat.
<alcar> (( Far Boy, a superhero whose special power is that, when he removes his glasses, he can't see things close to him! ))
<Davis> (Or he's always just out of reach)
<Psimon> ((I know far boy very well :( ))

Quote 9976

<`Ashok> My attack this time is the image that I have torn off my shirt, revealing a dynamite vest, and have also ripped off a detonator and am about to depress the button. I may or may not be shouting allah ackbar.
<`Ashok> :P
<alcar> lol!!

Quote 9977

<AlcarGM> Nora isn't here; probably spent the night at Gabe's, or keeping an eye on Tyler. Probably both.
<AlcarGM> (( Tyler: "Not only can I, a lowly hospital intern, heal the sick, I have this succubi stalking an alter ego I've never been. ... Can I get on Jerry Springer now?" ))

Quote 9978

* Mary_jane`^ heads to the native american museum first
<AlcarGM> It is open, and there's an old native man at the reception desk/ticket booth who looks like just about every Old Indian Chief in hollywood movies, except for wearing sweats and a sweatshirt and reading a book.
* Mary_jane`^ asks him if the museum is hiring
<AlcarGM> he puts the book down and nods to Chaos`^. "Youn shouldn't be here. You know what alcar does with natives. You invented that as one of your things to avoid in his games. Have ytou forgotten everything you taught yourself?!"
<AlcarGM> or not :)
<AlcarGM> The old man looks quite surprised at that. "Can't say I know. I'll get the manager."

Quote 9979

<AlcarGM> Albert: "I see." He smiles at you. "Do you believe in magic, then?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Of course."
<Mary_jane`^> "There's a truth in every lie."

Quote 9980

<AlcarGM> It is earlier than 10 AM and you already have a job. Clearly, in a field with few available positions, the unvierse has chosen to favour you
<AlcarGM> Or put an ancient native burial ground under said native american museum.
<Mary_jane`^> Yeah, too bad atlantis didn't hire me!
<AlcarGM> You scare them :p

Quote 9981

* Mary_jane`^ wonders why she would break a kid's knee using magic and not say... a baseball bat
<AlcarGM> cuz she's mj? :p
<Mary_jane`^> ...
<Mary_jane`^> That, sadly, makes sense

Quote 9982

<Fennec> anyway. you are way too quick to dismiss all this stuff. I'd expect better of you. :P
<kentari> bah!
<Fennec> indeed bah!
<kentari> I'm only as cynical as alcar usually is :>
<Fennec> his is a more amused sort of perversion of everything :P

Quote 9983

<alcar> * Alicia considers playing Oyashiro-sama, the Noble of Psycho Killing <- reasons to never allow Alicia to play Nobilis #23,312? :p
<kentari> alcar
<kentari> there are some lines that, like
<kentari> I just love you for. :P
<kentari> that's one of them ;p

Quote 9984

<Fennec> time travel is NOT AWESOME
<Fennec> unless you're the one travelling!
<alcar> * Drew wanders off to slit wrists :)
<kentari> I'm going to make Drew suffer through something that Julius had to endure.
<kentari> >:E
<alcar> ROFL
* alcar is up for it :P
* kentari is slowly revisitting all sins on alcar, you see, starting with Sara. ;p

Quote 9985

<Fennec> It's Mon Sep 11
<Fennec> let's do something terrible like run a one-shot on a doomed jetliner
<kentari> K.
<kentari> You are all playing yourselves.
<kentari> You are in Chicago O'Hara airport.
<kentari> For some reason.
<kentari> Flight 333, your flight, to Miami, is now boarding.
<Fennec> I wasn't REALLY serious :P
<kentari> A man, grumbling about some "shroomform" literature, shuffles on board.
<Fennec> omg kentari I am so not serious :P did I leave off a ;) or something? :P :P

Quote 9986

<Alicia> You know what? D&D Wizards can be really messed up in the head
<Alicia> What sort of deranged mind decides that mixing owls and bears is a good idea?
<alcar> "Think of the fold outs in the playwizard magazine, dude." "Woah, you are so right."
<alcar> And a few drinks. And probably a bet.
<Gemm[Work]> heh, yeah
<Gemm[Work]> I don't think you could come up with that many strange creatures without some kind of influence.

Quote 9987

<toaster> Ah. Fun ways to lower PC arrogance. Toss daisy cutters at 'em :p
<toaster> not quite nukes, but still handy.
<Kayara> hmm..
* Kayara pictures actual daisy flowers being tossed at an arrogant PC
<toaster> Nah .. 400' craters are more fiun :p
<Kayara> heheh
* Kayara pictures above image in a Toon game, that results in 400' craters
<toaster> lol. Yes :)
<toaster> A Toon game: Searcing for the Weapons of Mass Distraction
<Kayara> haha
<toaster> the Iran Giant Pie Maker :p
<Kayara> ooo
* Kayara pictures a giant waffle iron

Quote 9988

<AlcarGM> The popcorn vapourizes, the air hums..... and a voice says: "Oh! A message. How .. quaint. We use email now, you know. We even have a web site."
<AlcarGM> Nora: "....."
<AlcarGM> Fate voice: "I mean, is is so hard to use the black pages and find us in it? And it's a demon spell! Do you KNOW what that is doing to my hair?!"
* Mary_jane`^ sighs
<AlcarGM> Nora: "We need," very carefully, "to talk to Lancelot. MJ's place. Now."
<Mary_jane`^> "Does anyone check their e-mail these days?"
<AlcarGM> Fate voice (older, now, with a bit of a rasp): "Of course. I delete them."

Quote 9989

<Mary_jane`^> "They certainly wouldn't have expected them to teleport bombs under him... But they picked the worst time to strike."
<Mary_jane`^> "For former intellegince, they're awfully dumb..."
<Mary_jane`^> intelligence =p
<Mary_jane`^> there are several words you just don't mispell
<Mary_jane`^> intelligence is one of them =p
<AlcarGM> misspell, you mean? :p

Quote 9990

<Davis> "What do.... do you -know- who's been in here!?"
<AlcarGM> Kachina says something rude in hopi, then: "Yes! He was eating out of the fridge! Naked!"
<Davis> "......"
<Davis> "Who!?'
<AlcarGM> Kachina: "Well, the tail is a dead give away," acidly.
* Davis covers his eyes, "I've been doing this for maybe a dozen days now, you think I have a roster of every twist of aether?"
<AlcarGM> Kachina: "... you ... don't .... oh."
<AlcarGM> She claps her hands over her mouth. "Oh! I shouldn't have said anything!"

Quote 9991

<Davis> 'Rain rain go away, eh?"
<AlcarGM> Kachina: "...."
* Davis flips over the dog bowl and picks it up
<AlcarGM> Kachina: "You can't banish a god!" she squeaks out
<Davis> "You think this is his?"
<Davis> "Of course it is."
* Davis then looks in the fridge, for something that he didn't buy, or ashok."
<Davis> (nix the quote)
<AlcarGM> There's the beef jerky.
* Davis grabs a stick of that, then
<AlcarGM> Kachina: "...."
<AlcarGM> She takes a few cautious steps away from you
<Davis> "One. Two. Three. Its the rule of three. I remember it now."
<AlcarGM> Kachina: "This isn't some ... some ..... kibu, or sasquatch!"

Quote 9992

* `Ashok grabs the bottle of the wine, and sniffs a little, tapping into his elitist connosiuer senses to decide how long its been "breathing" :P
* Davis was going to go for the wine as well, only a little more of a simpler test, he just wants to know if its warm or not :P

Quote 9993

<AlcarGM> You head out.. and hear voices, down the hallway, and see a rather shaken Freshman, and a Security Guard
<AlcarGM> Your common sense begins to tingle.

Quote 9994

<Mary_jane`^> "Corporal Steppenwolf, from the magic devision of Omega 13, saw a demon and now he's a five year veteran. He has no idea what he was supposed to do here, just... Kill people."
* Mary_jane`^ sighs and leans against the car looking at the hospital "Where is everybody?"
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "I see." He looks down at the man. "I believe Nora is on the roof, keeping an eye in case more come. She blew up three helicopters, you know. Hevy ordinance, machines guns..." He takes another drag. "You people are really scary, you know that?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Maybe that's why they tried to blow me up with three very large bombs."
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "Doubt it. Sniper would make more sense."
<Mary_jane`^> "That didn't work the last time someone tried it."
* Mary_jane`^ sighs "I'm going to go find Tyler and Gabe."
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "It's what I'd do, in their sitution. Snipe you. If you live, then hit friends. Family. follow you around and kill people around you. The psychological effect would be worth it, and they've obviously no problems with killing civillians."
<AlcarGM> he gives the corporal a cold look. "I'd break some of his bones, but I suspect you could do worse."
<Mary_jane`^> "I already have."

Quote 9995

<Mary_jane`^> i just thought about that
<Mary_jane`^> MJ has a staff
<Mary_jane`^> of two people!
<Mary_jane`^> haah!
<AlcarGM> so what about it?
<Mary_jane`^> but i'm talking more like she owns a business and has a 'staff' of people you know?
<Mary_jane`^> her business is in the justice department =p
<AlcarGM> ... how sad ;P

Quote 9996

<Mary_jane`^> "Where's Lance?"
<AlcarGM> Nora: "Keeping an eye out for more of them." She looks up. "We put the guy in .. the ... trunk ....." She trails off, stares at you, then Jacob ...."What the fuck?"
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "Somehow, I think most resurrections would be better served by that reply."
<AlcarGM> Nora ignores him. "You . .what the ....?"

Quote 9997

<AlcarGM> You drive back, and reach the house without any problems. Gabe falls asleep on the way back, but at least doesn't snore.
<AlcarGM> Wade is rubbing hsi shoulder and in shock. Nora is staring at Jacob and in shock. Jeeves is recovering his usual poise.
* Mary_jane`^ just drives =p
<AlcarGM> The car is wondering when it's going to get washed next, and it could use more oil, but no one ever listens to it anyway. It begins to play "You Don't Always Get What You Want" until you shut the radio off :p

Quote 9998

<AlcarGM> Omega 13 is going to be .... confused :p
<AlcarGM> "Okay, let's kill the knight. Missed. The kid. Damn. He survived. Okay, the so called angel..... o.... kay. Big time coffee break now."
<Mary_jane`^> lol

Quote 9999

<AlcarGM> A large brown dog is staring at you, and growls again. It's vaguely familiar..
* Mary_jane`^ squints at the dog
<Mary_jane`^> "Uhm... Hello?"
<AlcarGM> The dog woofs. His tail tentatively wags, and he looks rather puzzled.
* Mary_jane`^ raises an eyebrow at him
<Mary_jane`^> "How did you get in here?"
<AlcarGM> The dog cocks his head to the side, puzzled, and whines
<Mary_jane`^> "The bears haven't come back have they? Uhg... I swear I leave my head open for a day and the entire population moves in..."
<AlcarGM> The dog barks, wags his tail and just stares at you, as if waiting for something.
<Mary_jane`^> "...What?"
<AlcarGM> Another bark.
<Mary_jane`^> "Listen, have you seen any dragons around?"
<AlcarGM> (( Dog: .oO(Timmy is trapped in the well, you stupid bitch!) ))

Quote 10000

<AlcarGM> The dog sits down and proceeds to scratch a flea. He then offers you a paw and grins doggy-style.
* Mary_jane`^ shakes his paw
<Mary_jane`^> "I'm Mary Jane... and you are?"
<AlcarGM> The dog woofs, shakes his head, and then brightens and attempts to draw something in the sand, a rather crude R. Perhaps the dog is a registered trade mark?
<Mary_jane`^> "R? Rover?"
<AlcarGM> The dog growls :p