Quotes 9501 to 9600

Quote 9501

<Tass> you know
<Tass> the more I hear about faline's revenge
<Tass> I think less of her as an ascendant goddess
<Tass> and more as an angry ghost who can't move on
<alcar> that shall be worked out as well :P
<Chaos`^> no, a demon that was too bad for hell!
<Caltak> At least Faline died when she was still young and nubile so she can continue to appear as such forever. :P
<Caltak> silver lining, I guess
<Tass> oh man
<Tass> faline -is- the adversary :P
<Caltak> SHHH
<Tass> were you planning this?! :P
<Chaos`^> LoL
<Caltak> It was supposed to be a secret!

Quote 9502

* Caltak changes topic to 'Welcome to the Church of Faline. Please leave your baby in the collection plate. Praise Be to the Lady of Claws!'

Quote 9503

<Anne> Defects:
<Anne> Dead (6BP)
<Caltak> lol
<Anne> only 6?
* Caltak didnt see that in the book! :P
<Anne> Caltak: Unique Character Defect. (Unique? Lots of people are dead. Ah, but they aren't all characters!)

Quote 9504

<Caltak> Its a shame Mind Shield doesnt help against things like Exorcism or Spirit Ward
<alcar> Erm ,Your a goddess. Exorcism on gods is.... difficult :p

Quote 9505

<Aaron_V> "All right, this time, we avoid Dr. West."
<kentari> <Faust> "Rachael, I'm not sure I understand where you're coming from on that."
<Steve`Z> "At all costs!"
<kentari> <Faust> "You're saying something's happened since we left...?" He sounds .. doubtful.
<Drew`> "*Very* much so," firmly. "He's .... insane."
<Forest`^> "Wait, so did we go FORWARD in time?"
<Drew`> "Or maybe not. Which is probably worse...."
<kentari> ((It would appear so, Forest.))
<kentari> ((The sun is higher up in the sky. Its warmer out.))
<Steve`Z> (( ...we did? ))
<kentari> Indeed!
<Forest`^> "Wait..." Looking at his watch "I can't be here... I have a mayor to blow up... I can't be waisting my time with commissions!"
<Rachael> "./~`/!?@#!``~~/../~~~~\.../`/!/`/~/1/!/!?~/`\\\/~~~~./~./~./~"
* Rachael chimes.

Quote 9506

<Rachael> this is all quite excellent
<Rachael> I can now more safely apprentice myself to Sara
<Drew`> ....
<Rachael> sorry
<Drew`> and you thought Drew breaking the Pact was evil!?
<Drew`> :p

Quote 9507

<kentari> Forest is definitely tripped, though he manages to not fall completely on his face. A few errant steps forward, and his balance is regained.
<kentari> The receptionist looks up once you go for the doors, "Do you all have appointments?"
<Forest`^> "How the hell would I know?"
* Forest`^ is busy glaring at steve
<Aaron_V> "We're here with Faust."

Quote 9508

<Rachael> "You're NOT listening to me. You've already decided what I'm saying. I don't really care. But Kohlberg's policy of detention for sneezing wrong didn't stop the gas attack or the kids spiking the Home Ec ingrediants with drugs, it hasn't done anything to help ANYBODY, and if it goes on, well, any student with half a brain is going to leave town for another school district."
<Aaron_V> "Forest, Rachael, why don't you two quite bickering like an old married couple while the good doctor here is trying to find out about Faust's classes?"
<Forest`^> "What does THAT have to do with no child left behind?"
<Steve`Z> (( I think we should lock the two of them in a small room until only one remains. ))
<Forest`^> (( That would be a bad idea, because forest has explosives and Rachael has swarm ;D ))
<kentari> Dr. Chamot looks slightly overwhelmed. :P
<Steve`Z> (( ok, a small, armoured, sealed room. ))
<Drew`> (( ... coming right up.. Everyone leave the office. The Dr. is a small price to pay. ))

Quote 9509

* Aaron_V keeps his eyes out for anyone who will stop their sacred quest, to undo the pact-breaking.
<Drew`> (( sounds likely epic fantasy when put that way :) ))
<Steve`Z> (( I know! fun! ))
<Drew`> (( this place IS a good mount doom ))
<Rachael> (( pumice++ ))

Quote 9510

* Aaron_V waves to Ed as they pass, then goes into the elevator. "Good morrow Ed. We'll just be in and out real quick. Important business. Sorry I can't tell you about it."
<kentari> <Ed> "... You three look pretty young."
<Steve`Z> (( ... Good Morrow? You're getting into the Epic Fanasy thing a bit too much! ))
<Aaron_V> "It's amazing what yoga can do, isn't it?"
<kentari> Ed just blinks, "Don't get into trouble." He continues sweeping.

Quote 9511

<Forest`^> "Faust, why are we here?"
<kentari> <Faust> "We were here for the interviews, and now we're finished."
<Forest`^> "Why?"
<Forest`^> "THis makes no sense, nobody ever interviews students."
<Forest`^> "If they do they do it locally. Like, at the school."
<kentari> <Faust> "How DO you know, Forest?"
<Forest`^> "Why are we here, in this... Public office?"
<Forest`^> "Because you have to have a release form signed to leave the school."
<kentari> He pulls out a pocket calendar, "I seem to be missing the date that you became a Genius of Everything."
<Forest`^> "Too much trouble."
<Steve`Z> (( LOL nice one, Faust! ))
<kentari> <Faust> "Oh, I could pencil it in." He sounds just a little ticked, "There's nothing that can't be moved around."

Quote 9512

<Forest`^> "Nobody reconginzes the true geniouses.."

Quote 9513

<kentari> He hands it to Forest, "Here, since you're such a great and wise sage, why don't you teach? I'm finished. Forget this. I didn't sign up to save the depressed or fellate egos."
<Forest`^> "Your sarcasm doesn't answer my question, though."
<kentari> He shakes his head, "I'm taking a two-week vacation, effective immediately. I'm not being paid, I don't even have to pretend to listen to your questions."
<kentari> He walks out the front door, in a fury.
* Forest`^ raises an eyebrow
* Forest`^ looks at Anton "Bets he got put on probation?"

Quote 9514

<kentari> <Ed> "Don't make a mess." He goes back to sweeping, "Cleaning up after people is always better when they're careful with their stuff." He works in the direction of away from you all, slowly, whistlig a tune.
<kentari> If you're cultured, you recognize it as The Pilgrim's Chorus. :P
<Drew`> (( Drew isn't. He was successfully innoculated against that particular disease. ))

Quote 9515

* Aaron_V scans around to see if he can see any cameras in the area
<Aaron_V> ((visually, as in looking.))
<Steve`Z> (( as opposed to visually, as in licking. ))
<Aaron_V> ((...))
<Aaron_V> ((I meant as in he doesn't have scanners yet.))
<Steve`Z> (( yeah Im saying the statement was redundant ))

Quote 9516

<Celosia> first thing
<Celosia> we get an urn for whatever ashes are left
<Celosia> stop by at Casket World or something
<Celosia> (omg Casket World is really the name of a real place)
<alcar> (( ... wow. Thatr IS sad ))
<Celosia> they're out of business now
<alcar> (( Faline could have kept them in business :) ))

Quote 9517

<AlcarGM> So.
* Anelelinde opens WTFaline.txt
<Kage`> wow
<Kage`> you have a document like that, too?
<kentari> I deletted mine last week. :P
<Anelelinde> mine is new since Monday
<Anelelinde> it's about 4 kilobytes
<Kage`> oh

Quote 9518

* Anelelinde places a finger in the ashes and draws a little cross upon her top-left hand. Then upon her other left hand.
<Anelelinde> ... and the other two hands. And the feet. And the wings. And finally the forehead.
<Faline[dead]> (( eww ))
<Faline[dead]> (( thats gross ))
<Anelelinde> (( religion is gross. ))
<Faline[dead]> (( Yeah well, I dont taste like crackers anyway. ))

Quote 9519

<AlcarGM> Simon blinks, stares...... and you reach.... it's.... easy, with permssion. Not even tiring. There are cracks, but the focii has filled it, an energy that feels deeper than Old Charlie, wilder, and far older... for a moment, something in you stirs, the beginniings of your own, truly waking, then you can't sense it at all.
<AlcarGM> Perhaps 10 minutes pass, in the real world, before you feel you're done...
* Kage` lets go, arms dropping to his sides
<Kage`> "We have no idea what wonders are hidden in the people around us."
<Kage`> "We have a big battle ahead of us, Simon, I just want to know that this isn't all for nothing, that all of you can shine to your fullest."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I feel..... different..... not different but ... different."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "... that sounded stupid."
<Anelelinde> (( more things change! more things stay same! ))
* Kage` nods :P
<Kage`> 'Plus I fixed your acne."

Quote 9520

<AlcarGM> Simon: "Cameron?" barely making it a question
<Kage`> (Simon is fun :P)
<AlcarGM> (( *grins* ))
<Kage`> "He left... I felt his presence fade. He might be at his house, although... I'm not sure he headed straight there."
<Kage`> "I'll have to go there to check on Chris and Nathan eventually, regardless."
<AlcarGM> Simon nods. "I - can't help wanting to - to ask why. Even if - if no reason can be good enough."
<Kage`> "I hate to be sarcastic, but welcome to my life."
* Kage` shakes his head, 'Sorry. That was uncalled for."
<AlcarGM> Simon blinks, stares at you, the laughs, rather taken aback by the sound, as if it was disrepectful.
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I think, maybe, everyone's life is like that, sometimes. Like, right now, I could - I could walk down the street and meet myself and I'm not sure I'd know them?"
<Kage`> "Yeah..."
<Kage`> "I think I might have known what you mean, somewhen."

Quote 9521

<Anelelinde> you know
<Anelelinde> it's a danged good thing you put those children where you did
<AlcarGM> oh?
<Anelelinde> well, you've eliminated the suicide potential.
<Kage`> oh, those are grenades
<kentari> ... >:D
<Kage`> I just call em 'My babies."
<kentari> :P
<kentari> You're terrible.
<kentari> :P
<Kage`> don't cough to hard, you might pull the pin :P
<AlcarGM> lol!!

Quote 9522

<AlcarGM> The world remains perfect. Serene. The Best Of All Possible Worlds.... then you begin to hear a soound, and hissing....
* Faline[dead] raises an eyebrow, and looks for the source, curiously.
<AlcarGM> IIt's from.. below you. Far, far below.. younsee something, through the ground. A shape,a cloud..... it reminds you, oddly, of something ..a dream you never had, of.... you, in some strange wwy, or part of you... and there's something in the cloud, calling, glowing. A small apart.. a universe. Home...
* Faline[dead] dismisses the illusion of SF to get a better view.
<AlcarGM> Creation . doesn't go away :)
<AlcarGM> This is, on the whole, probably a good thing.
<AlcarGM> Your viewpoint, however does shift. Smaller area. Something pulling. Voices, howling....
<AlcarGM> They did this when Old Rabbit died, and before... so long a time... marking change, sorrow and joy .. the cry of the newborn mingled with a dirge for the dead....

Quote 9523

<Kage`> "So. What do you think?'
<AlcarGM> James: "I ... I don't know. I was.... I thought..... she had children..... someone loved her..." the latter a bt disbelievingly ;)
<Anelelinde> Love. That'll do.
<Kage`> (score)
* Anelelinde stops trembling into phase-spaces and just breaks down into tears.
* Kage` nods gravely, "It was a war.... James, no... just a bad moment in history.... Sparked by something else."
<AlcarGM> He just nods.
* Kage` looks around at the rest of the reporters
* Anelelinde whispers "Why, Faline, why did you have to go?" through tears
<AlcarGM> he would cry, but he's a man and tears are weakling pain, so he can't show it - or, perhaps ,being male, can only deal with it by denying it...
<Caltak> (( <Faline> "Because I was STABBED." ))
<Kage`> 'So what'll it be? Awesome story for tomorrow's newspaper, or are we all decent enough here to let some indescretion slide?"
<AlcarGM> (( Faline: "They have free hagen daaz ice cream up here!" ))
<Kage`> (HELL YEAH <Kage` commits Seppeku. )
<kentari> (( .. :P ))

Quote 9524

<AlcarGM> 1d12 - 12 = Faline returns as godzilla
<sparkie> AlcarGM 1d12: 12 - 12 = Faline returns as godzilla
<AlcarGM> ....
<Kage`> HAHAHAHA

Quote 9525

<kentari> I just love how like
<kentari> the same people who rend and stitch together life
<kentari> have to wait the whole 10 minutes for the pizza :P
<AlcarGM> kentari - always fun :)

Quote 9526

<alcar> Basically, he has to keep the town safe for Cameron. He KNOWS he's not strong enough on his own.....
<alcar> so he recruits. Quite massively.
<kentari> Great.
<kentari> Every emo and goth in Trail
<alcar> lol. No.
<alcar> Sophie isn't that stupid :p
<kentari> Why don't we just make KINDLING vampiric, and save the trouble? :P
<alcar> Besides, the vampires have a long standing law that Anne Rice fans can't become vampires
<alcar> :)
<kentari> LOL
<kentari> :P
<kentari> that goes in quotes ;p

Quote 9527

<Anelelinde> whoa
<Anelelinde> How did it get to be 2:31am?
<Anelelinde> we're not even playing a game!
<sparkie> making me work IS a game!

Quote 9528

<kentari> his flaw, you see, is that for the first few sessions
<kentari> His mind will be utter play-doh. :P
<Rachael> Kids love play-doh
<Rachael> and Lynn is just a kid
<kentari> lord help us ;p

Quote 9529

* Travis scratches his trans-dimensional forehead, confused. He takes a few notes... "Strange.. its all mixed up."
* Travis decides to go fuuuuuurther. These matter-based lifeforms are probably just simple plantlife, like on the other planets nearby. They won't notice.. :>
<AlcarGM> You go down, and something else notices you, sending a torrent of the pure energy into your ship from all around you, searching for something......
<AlcarGM> *HELLO* the voice says, loudly.
<AlcarGM> *IS YOUR NAME GEORGE?*
<AlcarGM> :P

Quote 9530

<AlcarGM> Voice: *YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE LAND?* with a strong wavelength of uncertainty
<Travis> "... Land? You mean, the terrain?"
* Travis sets the ship to hoooooveeerrrrr, for now. Advancing .. may seem hostile!
<AlcarGM> Land:: * I mean _Me_* and, well, you're hit with a concept your brain doesn't have a damn clue HOW to parse :P
<Travis> "Gaaah!"
* Travis gets the swirly eyes. @.@
<Travis> "Do you just have .. a name?"
<AlcarGM> Land: *I AM THAT I AM.*
* Travis scratches his head, nervous. Is this thing coming in over speakers? What the heck! These three dimensional people usually don't .. aren't .. this gosh-darned loud.
<Travis> "Okay, Thatiam, can I visit? You are the dominant lifeform here, right? You give the permission, yes?"

Quote 9531

<AlcarGM> Thatiam: *....here* .... and it pulls your ship towards the ground.
* Travis hands over controls! Wow, they have automated landing systems now?!
* Travis disables cloaks, since those get in the way of these very helpful little automated systems. Yes.
<AlcarGM> Well. They have automated systems. And any landing you crawl away from is, technically, god.....
<AlcarGM> You make a very big hole in the surface of the planet at you land. Apparently it didn't take mass into account. Or the sysatem is a little faulty. Or perhaps both.
<AlcarGM> (( I doubt Travis would think it wanted to kill him? ))
<Travis> "Hmm!"
<Travis> (( :P nah ))
<AlcarGM> (( didn't think so:) ))
<Travis> (( I hope it really didn't! Now you have kentari worried. ;p ))

Quote 9532

<AlcarGM> You are.. well. The ship is a loss :)
* Travis makes a note on his clipboard, Their landing service still has some kinks.
* Travis frowns. This took like, a whole HOUR to conduct!
* Travis puts his hands on his hips and, with a sigh, draws the Stuff of the Ship back into his Ethereal Cache of Stuff.. deciding its time to SCOUT! And .. find Customs and Immigration..

Quote 9533

<AlcarGM> You exit the hole, Various amulatory lifeforms are exiting the general vicinity. Perhaps to find customs. The lifeform you sensed initally halts at the edge of the hole, wrapping energy around itself in a red haze. "..... what .. the ..... hell?"
* Travis holds up his hands, and gives the greeting he was told was used last time. "Klaatu, Verata, Nikto!"
<AlcarGM> (( hahaha ))
<AlcarGM> The lifeform stops.... stares..... "Uhm... I've heard that before..... I think. Damn it...." It jumps down into the hole, saying something about "guarding," to another lifeform - The Taker - who moves away. Energy from the firstr lifeform fills the hole, preventing egress.

Quote 9534

<AlcarGM> Sophie wakens .. .and energy leaps at you....
<AlcarGM> mind check pls :p
<Travis> (( :P Weee. ))
<Travis> 2d6 Travis has paranoid mind control, but who knows what this is versus?? :P
<sparkie> Travis 2d6: 2 Travis has paranoid mind control, but who knows what this is versus?? :P
<AlcarGM> .... you got a 2. Does it matter? :)

Quote 9535

* Travis tilts his head sideways, "What is this 'sex'? I .. have it?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "That isn't a demon."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "You would know, wouldn't you?"
* Travis checks the folds of his petals (pockets :P)
<AlcarGM> Sophie's eyes narrow dangerously .. .then starews at you. "Would you like to?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "...."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "What the hell? This is a ... a .. who knows what!"
* Travis frowns, "You two .. are fighting?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Oh, do shut up fuckface. You're probably the only person I know who looked better with a severe acne problem, you know," brushing past. "Now, then, what's your name?" to you.
* Travis says his name! Full name, with all the wondrous little syllables.
<AlcarGM> Sophie: ".... did your gargle first?"
* Travis then corrects himself. "Er ... Travis .. that is ... and you?"

Quote 9536

<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Oh, fuck off. This is some other life form .... I wonder if Faline ate it... that would explain the body...."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "She's dead."
<AlcarGM> Sophie: Hm. Good riddance."

Quote 9537

<AlcarGM> That was fun....
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "I'm back!" *Says insults* *almost dies again*

Quote 9538

<Anelelinde> quote 123467890123456789
<sparkie> Sorry: We don't have a quote 1.23467890123457e+17.
<Anelelinde> haha nice :P
<kentari> ...
<kentari> wtf? :P
* sparkie blinks

Quote 9539

* Travis says it slowly, like someone talking to someone who doesn't speak the language, "You can fix Sophie, yes? I can help, yes?"
* Travis walks towards the broken lifeform, deciding time is of the essence! He begins making the same stitches he did earlier.
<AlcarGM> It's.. not Healing, as much as crude bandaging, from kage's pov
<AlcarGM> It does work, but the lifeform doesn't waken this time.
<Travis> "No, no no! Its broken?"
* Travis looks over at Kage, expectingly.
* Kage` bites his lip
<Kage`> "Do you speak any other languages?
<AlcarGM> (( "Just Esperanto. I was given to understand it is your global language." ))
<Travis> "Yes."
<Travis> (( :P ))

Quote 9540

* Kage` hrms, then seriously gets to work, "Can you speak a little in the other language you know?"
* Travis nods, and opens his mouth..
<AlcarGM> He beging speaking what sounds like two chihuahuas mating with flamingoes while being barbequed and stuffed into a blender. It's quite high pitched
<AlcarGM> Perhaps a dialect of hell? :)
* Travis bobs his head from side to side. Is he .. singing?
* Kage` just stops.......
<AlcarGM> Simon comes back, looking a lot more under control. Stops. Stares.
<Kage`> "Ah, you're vietnamese, then?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "... the higher pitches are.... neat?"
* Travis ponders that. Perhaps it would just be easier...
<Travis> "Yes." :P

Quote 9541

* Travis answers Kage! "I'm not from around here ... you want to visit Home?"
* Travis :D
<Kage`> "Er..."
<Kage`> "Where is your home?"
<AlcarGM> (( Travis holds up a glowing finger.... ))
<Travis> (( :P ))

Quote 9542

<AlcarGM> yui and rei live!
<AlcarGM> Just.. off camera for the moment :p
<Anelelinde> Outside of Hell.
<kentari> They're trying to melt the ice.
<kentari> With their fiery passion.
<Anelelinde> kentari: they BROUGHT the ice to begin with no? :P
<kentari> that was foreplay
<kentari> ;p
<Anelelinde> I don't think Faline would like the implications.
<Anelelinde> use caution
<Anelelinde> lest she eat you in your sleep

Quote 9543

<Travis> "You're .. animal, too?"
* Travis looks at Simon, reaching out to peeet the doggie. :P
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Err... sometimes...."
<Kage`> (thankfully alcar never threw in the furries :P)
<Kage`> (or the furies)
<Travis> ((Don't remind him, damnit :P))
<AlcarGM> (( You didn't know about Travis?! ))

Quote 9544

<AlcarGM> Simon blurs back into human, naked.
<Travis> "Your petals!"
* Travis exclaims at Simon, surprised.
<AlcarGM> Simon's jaw drops. "What?"
* Travis repeats himself, "Petals." and holds both hands out, "I can remake them?"
<Kage`> "Er... what?"
<Kage`> "I'm not like him.... we're not alike."
<Kage`> "I don't have an... animal part."
* Travis looks at Simon's animal part, "Not like his, anyway.." ((soooo j/k))
<AlcarGM> (( lol! ))

Quote 9545

<Travis> omigod.
<Travis> I can see it now.
<Travis> We fly out to meet the adversary...
<Travis> <Travis> "That's no moon!!"
* Travis will seriously destroy you. ::P
<AlcarGM> hehehe

Quote 9546

<kentari> :P You connect your fist to Drew face.
<kentari> Damage?
<Steve`Z> (( not the face!! ))
<Steve`Z> (( :P ))
<kentari> (( :P ))
<Anton> (73)
<Anton> (or not :P)
<kentari> Drews face is not there anymore
<kentari> Or not :P
<Anton> (17)
<kentari> You make a dent in Drew's jaw, which makes a cracking noise.
<kentari> <Evil Drew> "Hahahahaha! You think the pain comes back to me? He's DISPOSABLE!"

Quote 9547

<Anton> "We need to get rid of the robo evidence!"
<kentari> Forest makes a snide remark about Faust saying he was going to be on vacation, which goes rather ignored by faust, at least.
<kentari> :P
<kentari> <Faust> "My contact at the museum is dead. Do you have any idaes?"
<Anton> "Head to Rico's"
<Steve`Z> "I'm a little lost, what's going on now?"
<Anton> "We'll make a new toaster out of it, no one will know."
<kentari> <Faust> "... A toaster."

Quote 9548

<Alicia> I tempt fate and skirt danger
<Anelelinde> danger looks pretty in a skirt

Quote 9549

<Anelelinde> Let them consider for a moment and possibly contest that.
<AlcarGM> Cultist #!: "The goddess is NOT dead. No one has proved it!"
<AlcarGM> Cultist #!! [might as well turn typo into theme :p]: "The paper LIED!"
<AlcarGM> Cultie #!!!: "... but even gods may die!"
* Anelelinde will appear in the back of the room as the Butterfly.
<Anelelinde> "The paper prints the truth, or some of it."
<AlcarGM> Cultie #!: "EEK!"
<AlcarGM> #!!: "The butterfly!"
<AlcarGM> #!!!: "Tekeli-li!" j/k

Quote 9550

<Kage`> "You mentioned salt. Whats with salt?"
<AlcarGM> Janet: "Salt stops the dead, and the like. Some believe the fae can't pass it, but it's probably just a myth. I don't know about iron. OUr records tend to be - sketchy."
<Kage`> 'Iron works."
<Anelelinde> (( have you dumped Chris in iron filings? :P ))
<Kage`> (I've hit him with a metal club a few times :P)
<AlcarGM> Janet hesitates, looks at Chris.. who stares back, looking ... a little wounded.... then closes her eyes. "There is the old solution, too, that might even work with fae.The solution to stopping a magician's magic."
<Kage`> "Ending?"
<AlcarGM> Janet opens her eyes, stares at Chris, makes up her mindf.. "Kill the caster."
<Anelelinde> (( OMG RACHAEL NOOOOOOO ))
* Kage` cracks his knuckles, "There we go! A solution I actually like!"
<Kage`> (omg, j/k :P)
<Anelelinde> (( *cough* WELL, if it's good enough for FALINE... :P :P :P ))
<Kage`> (seriously, wwfd? :P)
<Anelelinde> (( let's just SPREAD THE LOVE ))

Quote 9551

* Anelelinde is sure Chris would rather live like this then KILL somebody.
<Kage`> yeah
<Kage`> -chris-
<AlcarGM> hehe
<Kage`> good thing he's not making decisions :P
<Anelelinde> you're going to make him feel TERRIBLE forever y'know
<Kage`> nuh uh!
<Kage`> I just have to make something up :P
<Kage`> like
<Kage`> "I found her, and talked her out of it.... I had to do another favor though..."

Quote 9552

<Anelelinde> Umm. Afterschooliness. I'll look for Cecil and Sara? :P
<Anelelinde> hmm
<Anelelinde> though I don't necessarily want to risk bringing in too many people to actually want to take the pack :P
<Anelelinde> I could use help
<Anelelinde> and that's more important.
* AlcarGM nods. You can find Sara easily.
<AlcarGM> She is, well,. thinking about Sex!
<AlcarGM> With, well, anyone who wants to be available ;)
<Anelelinde> ... Sara + OR. Um.
<AlcarGM> Heh
<Anelelinde> Maybe not.
<AlcarGM> I'd almost pity Old Rabbit :P
<Anelelinde> he's the one who wants to, umm, like rabbits :P

Quote 9553

<AlcarGM> Sara is, well, at a brothel. Well. It used to be a small supermarket. Right now it's a mass orgy. Involving lots of foodstuffs
<Anelelinde> ......l.
<Anelelinde> .............
<Anelelinde> ..... are you trying to break Fennec?
<AlcarGM> No :p
<Anelelinde> you're doing a good job
<AlcarGM> Sara is dealing with issues in her own special way :)

Quote 9554

<AlcarGM> Sara: "Why do you need me then?! You could have sex, too! Everyone should! It fights entropy!"
<Anelelinde> -- notes that down
<Anelelinde> "No, no, he's really quite distressingly Alive and Kicking and strong and, well, I think he really really needs it badly, and it would be great, if, tonight.... if he could have something to do all night. I think you'd be surprised. He'd last a loong time."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "No one lasts long enough though!"
<Anelelinde> "What's the record?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "111 years, 32 days, 7 minutes and 33 seconds," promptly.
<Kage`> ( Oh god.... and I thought hell was a fitting place for evil bastards)
<AlcarGM> (( hehehe ))
<Anelelinde> "... well, that's a tall order to beat. I wouldn't put it past him though."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, he couldn't beat that in one go," very surprised. "Things got boring after vertebraes came along!"

Quote 9555

<AlcarGM> Sara appears again, having vanished and looks quite happy now!
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I had sex! With real people!"
<Cecil`^> lol
* Cecil`^ opens an eye
<Cecil`^> "You left..? Sara do you really think it's safe to go wandering around in a weakened state?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "it made the sex more interesting! I actually got a bruise from it!"
<AlcarGM> She plops down on the ground. "Have tyou ever had sex with a rabbit before?!"
* Cecil`^ frowns at her "I..see..."

Quote 9556

<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 10
<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 10
<AlcarGM> ....
<AlcarGM> 2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 8
<AlcarGM> 2#2d6
<sparkie> AlcarGM 2#2d6: 6 6
<AlcarGM> (( .... some days... ))
<Kage`> "I haven't gone without shoes for a while.... feels good."
<Kage`> 2d6
<sparkie> Kage` 2d6: 9
<Kage`> (yeah :P)

Quote 9557

<AlcarGM> Sara: "I am fine! I had sex, silly! Most people have sex and don't eally want children byt little mini-thems! Or dolls! Or pets!"
* Cecil`^ frowns
<Cecil`^> "I'm affraid our children may be... What's the word..."
<Cecil`^> "Anyway, the only reason I wold want kids is to repopulate the world with dragons... And as you already know... I'm not one."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, that parts easy! I've been a dragon!"
<Cecil`^> "Atleast I don't think so... What made you think I was a dragon?"

Quote 9558

<Cecil`^> "But you ahve sex with everybody... Even bad people... Why me, why are you trying so hard? I can't be the first person to refuse you...?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, no. But you're - unique, silly! Without a fate, and not human, not dragon. There's nothing like you anyway, you know? You're unique, but more so! It's novel! Do you know how long it's been since I've met anything really novel?"
<Cecil`^> "Probably when you first met your husband... Or is he your Ex-husband now?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "There were a few after that! But lots less now!"
* Cecil`^ smiles "Well.."
<Cecil`^> "What makes you different from a street whore, though?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "What's wrong with street whores?!"
<Cecil`^> "I Don't have sex with street whores."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "We're not on a street!"

Quote 9559

<Kage`> ugh
<Kage`> kage is either a saint
<Kage`> or with a bad author
<Kage`> a total pedophile :P
<AlcarGM> lol! oh? :)

Quote 9560

<Cecil`^> "I told you... You're a friend. You obviously need this or you would have shut up about it. You're not the type of person to let something live this long without needing something out of it. YOu usually let things drop."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Not if they're stiff!"
* Cecil`^ raises an eyebrow
<Cecil`^> "This is more than just being anoying... You've been outright insistant at times... Your aura needs me for some reason too... You won't tell me and I respect that it's your secret..."
<AlcarGM> Sara laughs. waves a jhand. A ward, of some kind. "You really want to know?" quietly, not looking at you.
* Cecil`^ shrugs
<Cecil`^> "If you want to tell me."
<Cecil`^> "Listen, Sara... This friendship thing.. I know you're not into it or anything but it's kind of different from what you're used to. I want to do this for you, and I'm not going to require some payment. I won't quote the law of prices for everything because you know what? The payment that I get for helping you isn't something that you can give me. It's something that I make myself.
<Cecil`^> "Inside myself I feel proud that I helped someone, I feel glad that you're happy. It's the pleasure of our mutual friendship and that what I"m doing for you is strengthening that bond. So do I want you to tell me? Ofcourse I do. Do I require it of you before we do this? No."

Quote 9561

<AlcarGM> Oh, yes. His human body has asthma by the by. The universe runs on irony :)
<Kage`> oh wow :P
<Kage`> as you stated before, with simon
<Kage`> permission is apparently a powerful thing?
* AlcarGM grins :)
<AlcarGM> also funny this way :p

Quote 9562

<Chaos`^> I could kill sara and get... three billion ap!
<Rachaellyn> it's the years, baby, not the mileage. :P
<Tass> and besides, we know nothing can kill Sara :P
<Chaos`^> I do
<Chaos`^> but I wouldn't
<Tass> let alone satisfy her :P
<Chaos`^> Cecil likes sara for some... sick.. deranged reason
* Chaos`^ still hasn't figured it out himself
<Rachaellyn> Chaos`^: you should offer to have sex with her if she... KILLS HERSELF
<Rachaellyn> IN THE AFTERLIFE
<Tass> "I'm already dead, silly!"
<Chaos`^> I had to ask her to have sex with ME inside the circle
<Chaos`^> i can't ask a price for that NOW
<Rachaellyn> ...
<Rachaellyn> ... wtf does alcar come up with things like this? :P
<Rachaellyn> that's a where tf not a what tf

Quote 9563

<Tass> hrm
<Tass> does it worry me that kage can blow up a small asteroid? :P
<Rachaellyn> you already got the Earthquake :P
<Rachaellyn> and blew up a ferris wheel
<Rachaellyn> and a parking lot
<Rachaellyn> a small asteroid isn't that much more
<Rachaellyn> than a parking lot
* Tass is just staring at the top end of the chart 'earth or venus'
<Tass> they have -rules- for blowing up a planet :P

Quote 9564

<alcar> Lirk was my favourite NPC to act out ever.
<kentari> He was the best cybersex I've ever had.
<kentari> I mean ...
<kentari> :P
<alcar> lol!
<kentari> If I see that in sparkie
<kentari> I'm going to destroy you. :P

Quote 9565

<kentari> omg.
* Anelelinde ?
<kentari> Travis gets an item of power
<alcar> lol ken
* Anelelinde <-- discordian?
<kentari> that can reduce things to rumble
<alcar> giolden apple? :)
<kentari> with its fel music
<kentari> no
<kentari> a DIScordian
<alcar> ....
<kentari> an evil accordian.
<Anelelinde> ...
<kentari> the polka of doom.
<alcar> I thought all accordions were evil.
<Anelelinde> kentari: you should stick to vampires :P

Quote 9566

* Anelelinde ponders an all-Catholic-highschool-girls pack
<Anelelinde> Eep.
<kentari> yes.
<kentari> were-sluts.
<kentari> :P
<alcar> Sara would be...... quite pleased :P
<kentari> Ken supports the idea.

Quote 9567

<Anelelinde> (( NOW, wings and arms. ))
* Travis hisses at Anne once the wings and arms are visible. "Mi-go! Mi-go BAD!" ((j/k ;p))
<alcargm> (( hahah ))
<Anelelinde> (( you want a short-lived character? :P ))

Quote 9568

<alcargm> Chris and nathan are upstairs. Nathanis siting in a replica of the downstairs chair Travis is at, beside walker. Chris is.. standing... naked and sexless as a doll .. with six 2 meter tentacles coming out of its belly button and, well, freaking out :p
<alcargm> Chris: "yuh .. you.... me ..... wh .... "
<Travis> "I made new ones!"
<alcargm> Simon bounds up stairs.. skids to stop, claws scraping floor, and ..... stares, tail tucked between legs.,
<Travis> "They ... are too thick?"
<Anelelinde> >>>>>> NOTICE TO CEASE DESIST AND REVERT
* Travis stands back, putting his hands up in the air. :(
<alcargm> Chris waves a hand, confused, and tentacles mover as well, then slip inside the belly button.
<alcargm> Chris: "I... I .. it... just.. just...."
* Anelelinde lands "I DON'T THINK that was what he Meant..."
<Travis> "You don't need to thank me! I fix things freely, yes!"
<alcargm> Chris looks up at Travis, eyes a little wild. 'WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
<Anelelinde> "That was not a Repair that was a Replcaement and..."
* Travis says firmly, "I put them back. They were removed, yes? I fixed the scar, too, yes??"
<Anelelinde> "USE ONLY MANUFACTURER-APPROVED REPLACEMENT PARTS IN PEOPLE please"
* Travis tuuurns slowly to Anne, suddenly it all clicks. "Wrong .. parts?"

Quote 9569

<alcargm> Simon grabs Travis and shakes him. "Stop doing things!"
* Chaos`^ has joined #game1
<Anelelinde> (( Chaos was already here. ))
* Sparkie rolled a 12.

Quote 9570

<Travis> the very first thing Trevor does, instinctively, once he wiggles free of Whatever it Is
<Travis> is go insubstantial
<Travis> still visible
<Travis> but insubstantial
<alcargm> k >)
<Travis> retreating to dimension #4
<Travis> :P
<Travis> as in free of the rachael ;p
<Travis> omg
<alcargm> You;re fre. Simon .. smashed it to pieces. Without knowing what he was doing at all
<Travis> alcar that's the first time I've seen an evil smile
<Travis> :P
<alcargm> hehe

Quote 9571

* Travis pokes Lynn in the..
<Travis> 1d3 face stomach arm
<Sparkie> Travis 1d3: 3 face stomach arm
<alcargm> (( stomach wouldn;'t go over well :p ))
* Travis pokes Lynn's arm! "...?"
<Travis> (( The tentacles would come out and get me :P ))
<alcargm> (( but of course! ))
<Anelelinde> (( Faline's babies are NOT TENTACLES ))
<Travis> ((About that...))

Quote 9572

* Travis waves a hand in front of Lynn, "Lynn .. is Optimal?"
* Anelelinde nods weakly.
* Anelelinde stops, shakes head.
<Anelelinde> "Almost. Not quite."
* Travis considers. " ... What .." he finds a word, "hurts?"
<alcargm> Simon: "uhm... you might want to be careful...."
<alcargm> Chris: "Very," rubbing its stomach warily.
<alcargm> Chris looks at stomach, startled... removes hand. "They ... talk....."
<Travis> "Yes, they talk! They always talk."
<Travis> "... Are they fighting?"
<alcargm> Chris manages a rather glassy smile. "Not yet?"

Quote 9573

* Travis sends Chris 5th a 5th dimensional re-assuring pat on the back
<alcargm> heh
<alcargm> the poor three dimensional entity doesn't even notice
<Travis> aww
<Travis> I thought the tentacles would make him aware
<Travis> oh well :P
<alcargm> they will when they mature and stuff )
* alcargm has never got to rp sentient tentacles before. This should be fun.
<Travis> :P

Quote 9574

<alcargm> Nathan gets up, using the walker. "Sorry, but I don't want tentacles."
* Travis offers up, "They feel *really* good." and something ripples under his shirt. ((j/k))
<alcargm> (( Chris's stomach makes noises that *could* be food digesting in response :P ))
<alcargm> (( <-- would actually prefer to avoid GMing tentacle sex. ))

Quote 9575

<kentari> <petunia> "OH MY GOD ITS TERRIBLE!! YOU HAVE TO FIND RACHAEL!!!"
<kentari> <Petunia> "Anton didn't take me seriously!"
<Steve`Z> "Where did you last see her?"
<kentari> <Petunia> "AT THE HIGH SCHOOL! SHE WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH ME AND SARA!!"
<Steve`Z> "Ok, we're on it." *click*
<Celosia> (( wow SOME REASSURANCES there. ))
<Steve`Z> (( well I at least asked a constructive question :P ))

Quote 9576

<kentari> 2d6-2 Drive skill, modifiers
<Sparkie> kentari 2d6-2: 7(9) Drive skill, modifiers
<Celosia> 2d6 because Sparkie isn't ALL bad
<Sparkie> Celosia 2d6: 9 because Sparkie isn't ALL bad
<Celosia> or is he?
* Sparkie cheers
<Celosia> 2d6 because he IS
<Sparkie> Celosia 2d6: 10 because he IS
<Celosia> OMG Sparkie kills people.
<Celosia> :P

Quote 9577

* Anton takes robo kohlberg off to hide... it? yeah, a tarp will do for now :P)
<Drew`> (( I want kohlberg to show, asking why he's under a tarp.... ))

Quote 9578

* Anton shakes his head, "Methinks this week is going to go well."
<Anton> (isn't!)
<Drew`> (( good change :P ))

Quote 9579

* Celosia is a 3' tall girl who doesn't look entirely unlike Rachael and has wings! She is presently draped in a THICK NET and SQUIRMING UPHILL
<Celosia> The net is kinda red. :P
* Forest`^ aims his gun at the business man's heartish area
<Forest`^> the dot is kinda red too!

Quote 9580

<Chaos`GM^> Random NPC, a nice looking Joe Q. Public walks over to Natsuki and asks her to dance
<Chaos`GM^> or is it john?
<Chaos`GM^> Yea it's John
<Chaos`GM^> John Q. Public
<Chaos`GM^> don't ask me wha the Q stands for
<Natsuki> (( Quincy ))

Quote 9581

<Chaos`GM^> Officer 1 takes your shoulder and leads you down a quiet hallway. There is a room labled C, and inside is a table, and a chair. "Sit in here, someone will be in soon."
* Jerome does so, sitting calmly without fidgetting at all.
<Chaos`GM^> You're alone... The light above swings to a wind that isn't there... and you hear a whisper... behind you "Alone now, I see?"
<Jerome> is it just me that, on hearing that, I got to thinking that the ghosts that haunted Scrooge would have made good police officers?
<Chaos`GM^> LoL
<Jerome> crimes past, crimes present, crimes yet to come.... good correctional tool

Quote 9582

<Chaos`GM^> Voice1, trying to sound intimidating. The voice is squeeky and high pitched: "You're on a planet where the people thing their star revolves around THEM! We know all about it. you ran to a planet of primates thinking we wouldn't know..."
<Jerome> (( ..... ))
<Jerome> "...." (( too ))
<jaoni> (( its revenge, alcar, sweet sweet revenge :P))
<Jerome> "Know which?" trying for calm still
<Jerome> (( *grins* ))
<Jerome> (( for what?! ))

Quote 9583

<AlcarGm> The vampire nods. He's wearing an armani suit, tailor-cut, with sunglases, and hands you a wad of twenties. "You wished to know about Haruspex?"
* Kage` nods, "Some questions first."
* Kage` counts as he asks, "Where did you procur this?"
<AlcarGm> Cliff: "I robbed a bank."
<Kage`> "Seriously?"
<AlcarGm> He nods. "it's where they keep the money."

Quote 9584

<AlcarGm> Agau: "Then I shall remove the keys from you," coldly, and it moves, trying to envelop you.....
<AlcarGm> you go firsT, cuz you was prepping!
* Kage` drops the bomb, per say :P
<Kage`> 2d6-2
<Sparkie> Kage` 2d6-2: 10(12)
<AlcarGm> .... good job!
<AlcarGm> Sparkie took this literally it seems :p
<Kage`> (lesigh)
<AlcarGm> (( using Intervention now or....? :) ))
<Kage`> 2d6-2 lets try that again :P
<Sparkie> Kage` 2d6-2: 4(6) lets try that again :P
<Sparkie> COWARD!

Quote 9585

* Sparkie hates divine intervention
<Sparkie> Hates hates hates!
<Sparkie> There shouldn't be intervention FROM me!

Quote 9586

<AlcarGm> Damn :(
<AlcarGm> Ifd not for your DR, Agau would have taken over Kage and then gone for Old Rabbit as a new host :)
<Kage`> damn?
<Kage`> yeah
* Kage` kisses his DR :P
* Sparkie glowers
<Kage`> I thought it was a neat idea, more of an afterthought
<Kage`> but wow
<Kage`> best
<Kage`> ability
<Kage`> evar

Quote 9587

<Kage`> damn
<Kage`> I need food
<Anelelinde> you just ate
<Anelelinde> A SMALL PIECE
<Anelelinde> OF WHAT KEEPS THE UNIVERSE RUNNING
* Kage` is always hungry
<Kage`> yeah
<Kage`> -a- universe :P
<Anelelinde> and Cameron whined about *FALINE*

Quote 9588

<Anelelinde> now when Lynn studies physics and invokes hypercubic dimensions, where to from there? :P
<AlcarGm> timecube!
<AlcarGm> :p
<Kage`> I hate timecube :P
<Kage`> EDUCATED STUPID!

Quote 9589

<kentari> btw.
<kentari> Sophie needs to get drunk
<tatterdemalion> Oh?
<kentari> :P and make vampire watermelons and pumpkins
<tatterdemalion> haha.
<tatterdemalion> Yes :)
<kentari> that just .. roll around .. and groan :P
<tatterdemalion> suck back :p
<kentari> :P
<kentari> I'm being serious here
<kentari> it would be awesome :P
<kentari> wait wait wait
<kentari> vampire ... tomatos.
<kentari> that .. attack.
<kentari> and are killer.
<kentari> actually, no
<tatterdemalion> .... no :p
<kentari> Travis will handle that.
<tatterdemalion> ....
<kentari> "Ah! You have shock troops here?! ATTACK!"
<kentari> Tomatos zoom to life. :P

Quote 9590

<SilverH[away]> I have a strange feeling I'm not going to live through the night.
<tatterdemalion> 1d12 = 12 ....
<Sparkie> tatterdemalion 1d12: 12 = 12 ....
<tatterdemalion> you're not.
<tatterdemalion> Sparkie has spoken :)

Quote 9591

<kentari> We prepared the stage for your entrance! :P
<Alicia> o.o
<kentari> Travis totally messed up the television :P
<Alicia> ... FUCK YOU KENTARI
<kentari> Erm ...
<Alicia> Oh wait, you actually DID prepare the TV, not totally wreck it?
* tatterdemalion is lost here
<Alicia> Okay, someone said that my character could pop out of a TV.. Cameron's at the time
<kentari> Yes
<kentari> It went bernerk
<kentari> not esplode
<Alicia> Ah, cool
<kentari> I wouldn't smash it, especially knowing that!
<kentari> :P Who do I look like ... Cecil?? :P

Quote 9592

<Alicia> http://www.shiroitsubasa.com/shiroitsubasa/cover4.jpg has become my new character art (actual size, too. :P)
<kentari> lol
<kentari> its loading so slow
<kentari> but I saw the tips of cat ears
<tatterdemalion> ....
* tatterdemalion saw ears
<kentari> and deep-seated fibers in me
<tatterdemalion> that's worrisome enough
<kentari> were like "DESTROY"
<kentari> :P LOL alcar!
<Alicia> HAHAHA
<kentari> we both did the same thing ;p

Quote 9593

<AlcarGm> Okay. Yo've had sex before. Even made love. Even been in love. This isn't like that. There's no metaphors about cells being deformed by passion*, or blood turning to butter, bones melting. It's union, of a kind that can't be called anything but holy.
<AlcarGm> If God is love, for a moment both fo you are God. If there's a word for it, you feel ... cherished.
<AlcarGm> * yes, I've actually read that used in a romance novel at work.

Quote 9594

<AlcarGm> * was via flipping to a random page in some romance novels we got in. I snickered, and had to read it aloud to some co-workers :)
<AlcarGm> the context was her lips being inflamed as if her cells were being deformed by passion
<AlcarGm> which was a nicely horrid phrase :)
<Cecil`^> deformed by passion?
<Cecil`^> man
* AlcarGm nods.
<Cecil`^> Passion does some mean things to people
<AlcarGm> cellular decomposition.
<AlcarGm> "Did you murder her?' "No, officer, her cells were destroyed by love!" "book him.":

Quote 9595

<Cecil`^> "I guess you're pretty good at that..."
<AlcarGm> Sara: "Everyone is," quietly, giving you a gentle smile. "Most people never know when to surrender to love."
* Cecil`^ laughs lightly
<Cecil`^> "Love... I didn't think you knew the meaning of the word..."
<AlcarGm> Sara grins impishly. "I just call it sex. People find that less worrying, you know."
* Cecil`^ shakes his head "There's a differance..."
<AlcarGm> Sara nods. "To most people it's less ... threatening."
<AlcarGm> (( Sara: "I ate your soul, too. Let me know if you noticed that part." ))
<Cecil`^> (( "Was that when you were doing that thing... With your tongue?" ))

Quote 9596

<Chaos`^> I just don't like mixing genres
<Chaos`^> and I consider fantasy and aliens 2 seperate genres =p
* alcar does.
<alcar> eh, elves, humans, dwarves. Same thing.
<Chaos`^> Bah
<Chaos`^> It is not
* alcar mdoesn't see it as mixing genres, in that sense
<alcar> I think that's where our genre ideas clash :)
<Chaos`^> Unless the elves came form space

Quote 9597

<Chaos`^> anyway
<Chaos`^> The other packs will come by looking for faline
<Chaos`^> find out that the old pack helped kill her
<Chaos`^> and then they meet lynn
<alcar> and be grateful :)
<Chaos`^> Ok, meeting Lynn is enough to make you hate the pack
<Alicia> Lynn seems nice
<Chaos`^> Lynn is a were
<alcar> LOL. There is nothing wrong with lynn :)
<Alicia> So?
<Chaos`^> LYNN IS A WERE!
<Alicia> SO?
<Chaos`^> That should explain it

Quote 9598

<Chaos`^> Detect EVIl is a waste, because I wasn't thinking that alcar doesn't know what the term 'evil' means
<alcar> lol!

Quote 9599

<Chaos`^> I have no idea how cecil WOULD get out of that situation
<Chaos`^> Probalbly trick him to kill somebody to prove himself! Yes!
<Chaos`^> alcar, Run it! I want to trick him to kill somebody!
<alcar> Chaos - is too late :P
<Chaos`^> bullshit! you just said 'It's ONLY 2am'
<alcar> Is too late for brain to function :)
<Chaos`^> I call bullshit on THAT one too... YOu can argue with me on the definition of evil, but you can't run a silly game?
<alcar> Actually, yes :)
* Chaos`^ pulls out his bullshit meter to stop the anoying beep

Quote 9600

<Caltak> Faline did not heal the hospital to form a cult. Faline healed a hospital because everyone kept bitching about people getting killed and she was fed up. But yeah, her *player* did it for that reason, heh.
<Tass> kage had so much experience prior with the hospital, that he knew it was a baaaaaad idea
<Tass> which is why he kinda went for the nuke method, less face time that way
<Tass> I just find it depressing that people tend to die after they do good things