Quotes 9301 to 9400

Quote 9301

<Cameron> "Didn't I say we were done here, Anne?"
<AlcarGM> Simon decides to get out of the way :p
* Cameron .. stands up!
<AlcarGM> Simon, to Kage, trying to pretend nothing is happening: "You had some request?"
<Anelelinde> "Ah, we were distracted by Faline." (reverence on Faline)
<Anelelinde> "So sorry, Father." (minor bow)
<Cameron> "You aren't any spawn of mine."
<Anelelinde> "In the eyes of the law?"

Quote 9302

* Faline is no longer asleep when Cameron checks, and is apprently in tiger form, and making a bit of a mess involving the sheets and matress and the floor.
* Cameron sets a foot down, "If you're going to ruin my house, I'm afraid you won't be welcome here."
* Faline stops suddenly, half-rolled up in the sheets, and blinks at Cameron quizically.
<Cameron> ((Oh. I thought you meant, with claws. :P))
* Faline appears to have been playing.
<Faline> (( sorry for being nonspecific ))
<Cameron> "Oh. I thought, from the sounds, you were attacking the room. Cats .. can scratch things."
* Cameron remarks. ;P
<Anelelinde> (( hahaha ))

Quote 9303

* Cameron nods, and inspects the poor, poor guys :(
<AlcarGM> Chris is sleeping, surprisingly peacefully. The oracle is trying prtending to sleep, but is mostly scared Haruspex is going to come.
* Cameron assures the Oracle that whatever is inevitable shouldn't be feared, because there is no avoiding it. He explains briefly the story of his old idol, Odin, and Ragnarok :P like a bedtime story, he goes through the Ring Cycle in about ten short minutes :D
<AlcarGM> lol! That works :)
<AlcarGM> The Oracle giggles at the story, and then goes to sleep
<Cameron> giggling..at the ring cycle
<Cameron> my god
<Cameron> :P
<AlcarGM> :p
<AlcarGM> He didn't exactly have a normal life ;P
<Cameron> ah
<Cameron> but it does seem nice and lolad ;p
<AlcarGM> that too :)

Quote 9304

<AlcarGM> <Cameron> "Would you care to tell us more about this .. vision quest of yours, Kage?" :P ... "And what you did on your summer vacation, timmy?"
<Cameron> ;p
<Cameron> I could see it happening

Quote 9305

<AlcarGM> Simon: "Don't," with a growl, hands blurred into claws. "You did - you did what Old Rabbit would have!"
* Anelelinde interposes.
<Cameron> "Are you completely sure it was her under her own free will, Simon? A wayward psychic would likely stand to gain something by putting distance between you and Faline with what happened."
* Cameron proposes. ;p
* Kage` reaches back and snags one of Simon's wrists
* Faline recoils as if slapped by the words. She tries to say something, but no words come out.
<AlcarGM> (( geeze ..... Cameron tosses another spark onto a fire.... ))
<Faline> (( is this the sort of Jeep that is enclosed? ))
<Kage`> "You don't need claws if your words are sharp enough."
* Anelelinde flares aura!
<AlcarGM> Sion snarls at Kage, then realizes who it is and blinks, surprised, hands blurring to normal.
* Cameron slams on the brakes once Aura flares.
<Cameron> "I WILL TURN THIS JEEP AROUND RIGHT NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
* Cameron says menacingly.

Quote 9306

<Anelelinde> "Excuse me." <extremely offended>
<Cameron> "There IS no excuse, Anne."
* Cameron remarks, putting the car in drive and continuing on ;p
<Anelelinde> "No, stop."
<Cameron> "I beg your pardon?"
<Anelelinde> "You're right. There is no excuse. I demand an apology. From YOU."
<AlcarGM> (( ..... ))

Quote 9307

<AlcarGM> There is also an annoying buzzing in your ears that won't go away
* Faline tries to ignore it unless it gets painful, and attempts to carefully, stealthily, creep up to the tent.
<AlcarGM> You can hear people inside the tent. Food, and the sound of meals being eaten. Seems to be their mess hall
* Faline seems confused, and searches for any sort of anomaly... even just a weird feeling or something.
<AlcarGM> You sense.. something, teasing at the edges of your senses likea sneeze that keeps refusing to coming. There's *something* in the tent, but it's very well hidden.
* Faline tries to focus her attention on it... she's no telepath, of course, but it never hurts to try, especially when you're a supernatural creature with abilities that have been changing every so often. :)
<AlcarGM> (( Just wait until we switch to besm 3e! :p ))

Quote 9308

<Kage`> damnit chaos
<Chaos`^> damnit?
<Kage`> you totally missed us waking up god
<Chaos`^> I'm sure I wouldn't MISS it, but I didn't see it no
<Chaos`^> what'd he say? he's usually pretty cryptic
<Anelelinde> something about how if we do not bend, we break
<Chaos`^> indeed, tis true
<Anelelinde> how it's a lesson that we all must learn
<Anelelinde> and that there are limits, even to forgiveness
<Anelelinde> also, the loci must stand together always
<Chaos`^> haha
<AlcarGM> :p
<Chaos`^> You guys REALLY need to talk to cecil sometime

Quote 9309

<Chaos`^> holy shit!
<Chaos`^> Faline's here!?
<Kage`> yeah
<Chaos`^> i just noticed =p
<Kage`> WE'RE DOOMED!

Quote 9310

<aslhk> so you can make a character who knows nothing about amber =p
<aslhk> only hitch is he has to have a CLEAR AND COMPELLING DRIVE to take the throne of amber for himself =p
<tatterdemalion> "It's pretty."
<tatterdemalion> "I will name it George, and I will hug it, and squeeze it...."
<aslhk> lol
<tatterdemalion> ignorant of amber + wants throne wold be hard to pull off :p
<tatterdemalion> unless you, say, thought it was the mafia. Golden circle paying dues....

Quote 9311

<tatterdemalion> ;let me know in msg if I should change/alter anything. Making the jewel of judgement into a cd player might have been a bit much, but no one uses it for anything useful anyway
<GeminiRai> o_O
<aslhk> lol
<Rachaellyn> CD player? naah
<Rachaellyn> give it to Dr. What'shisface for his orbiting laser satellite :P

Quote 9312

* Rachaellyn isn't in the best of moods for playing a Rachael just now. Hmm.
<kentari> You have, oh, forty minutes :P
<kentari> It shan't be a 5AM game like alcar does
<kentari> I have a 9am committee meeting :(
<kentari> when God wanted to punish mankind for killing his son, he invented the concept of the committee

Quote 9313

<Rachaellyn> Kentari, howsyasay Rachael has been Melding with plants and therein obtained adequate nutrition?
<kentari> Sure.
<kentari> You stole nectar from the plants.
<kentari> They're angry.
<kentari> But they're also drained and tired. Too tired to uproot themselves and find you.
<Drew`> Their gods will smite you!
<kentari> Lucky for you. :P

Quote 9314

<Anton> I wonder, ken, how much of your games are personal experience, and what is artistic license
<kentari> What are you talking about? :P
* Drew` 's are all personal experience.
<Rachaellyn> you must have very vivid hallucinations!
<Anton> the corn!
<Drew`> :p
<Anton> the aliens!
<Anton> seriously
<kentari> aliens?
<Anton> they are totally your instructors :P
<kentari> WTF! :P
<kentari> lol
<kentari> lies
<kentari> :P

Quote 9315

<Forest`^> "Yes... Also, is there supposed to be anyone around here?"
<kentari> <Faust> "Just us. This is an unmanned research facility."
<Forest`^> "Ah... There are six people out here."
<Drew`> ".. what?"
<Forest`^> "Someone is at the bus."
<kentari> He counts a moment, you can see your faces flash before his eyes :P "Hm.. Strange.. how do you know?"
* Drew` just blinks, staring oddly at Faust
<kentari> Not literally, dude. :P
<Forest`^> lol
<Drew`> (( lol! Well, given the game.. :p ))

Quote 9316

<kentari> The featureless figure, bathed in blue light, stretches its arms as if taking a deep inhalation, and then flexes, shattering the blue light around it like unto glass exploding.
<Drew`> "... that's probably not good."
* Anton throws an arm up, over his eyes
<kentari> As the blue bits of light fall to the ground, they fade into nothingness
* Forest`^ slowly pulls out his pistol
* Drew` winces, grabbing his head.
<kentari> Revealing a strange automaton of some manner -- a craeture of metal and flesh, an adult. Stern, fearsome looking.
<kentari> <RoboKohlberg> "Fear is the weapon. Discipline is the engine.. ha ha ha!"
<Forest`^> "What the hell is that?" To Anton
<Anton> "You have got to be shitting me."
<Drew`> (( ... please tell me that's a joke? :P ))
<kentari> ((what? :P))
<Anton> (you have got to be shitting me)
* Drew` stops rubbing his temples and looks up, the stares. "Kohlberg?"
* Rachaellyn LAUGHS ALOUD! ./~`/~/..~``/`/`/./~

Quote 9317

<Drew`> This game feels more and more like FLCL
<Anton> really?
* Forest`^ smacks Drew's head with a guitar
<Drew`> the sheer randomness :p
* Anton is really the pirate king, honest :P

Quote 9318

<Caltak> I dont know how I feel about the shared leadership idea, BTW. Just thought I'd mention that. :P
<Anelelinde> that's okay
<Anelelinde> you can do all the work, and I'll take the credit! :D :D :D
* AlcarGm nods. RP it out :)
<AlcarGm> ze pack is pretty much confusled by it.
<Caltak> Yeah, or I could snap you in half with no warning. Either way. ;)
<AlcarGm> that method might worry the land ;P
<Anelelinde> besides, I could see that coming. Unless you really ARE deranged.
<AlcarGm> which is pretty much paranoid as is
<Caltak> It could be "by accident"
<AlcarGm> Faline killls Anelelinde. The Land starts hunting down commie mutant traitors....
<AlcarGm> :p

Quote 9319

<AlcarGm> (( said "I won't play unless Faline is there, cuz only faline understands yuki." ))
<Anelelinde> (( well, Faline is back :P ))
<AlcarGm> (( yes, but I don't feel like informing elana :p ))
<Faline> (( she was acting kind of whacked anyway ))
<Anelelinde> acting? :P
<Faline> (( honestly, Faline wasn't understanding Yuki that much anymore :P ))
<AlcarGm> (( no one was :P ))
<AlcarGm> (( Was somewhat Elana's fault for taking Red Tape :) ))
<Anelelinde> (( if it helps, which is unlikely, I was trying to indiscriminately blast her with my Mind Powers, which may or may not have turned her into a traipsing butterfly-lover, but just... :P ))
<Faline> (( You were doing..... what?! ))
<Anelelinde> (( well, it was sort of hectic there- there was a big chase, she was trying to like eat Simon, and the butterfly was just going after saying "stop stop stop" -- that was Yuki, right? :P ))
<Faline> (( oh, to Yuki. I see. I was worried. ))
<Anelelinde> (( it's been a while :P ))

Quote 9320

<Faline> I don't want to get you involved, it's not your problem." *sounds less than genuine about not wanting anything from him*
<AlcarGm> Erwin: "Not my - Christ on a crutch, you're my daughter! Of course it's my problem! What do you need?" intently.
<Faline> "I don't want you put in harm's way. I mean, you... weren't around for so long, but still, I... I couldn't bear it if something happened to you, too."
<AlcarGm> Erwin: "You mean Marie is..... what happened to your mother?" carefully. "Please. I have to know."
<Faline> (( "What, are you stupid? When someone says 'gone' and are that upset, that means DEAD. Jeez. Do I have to spell it? D-E-A-D." ))
<AlcarGm> (( lol. He kind of..... needs to know the specifics :p ))
<AlcarGm> (( "DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG LADY!" ))

Quote 9321

<AlcarGm> Silence for a moment. "Where are you? I'm coming there."
<Faline> "No! No, it's not safe. The Adversary is going to try to come through, and if it does, it will probably do it here. I don't want you hurt!" ((*doesnt point out alreay saying she was in Trail*))
<AlcarGm> Erwin: "Adver ... you're in that Trail? You're ... that Faline..." with somethng in his voice that could be fear. "I didn't put it together. Why didn't - she didn't let -- Faline, I have -- not been there for you, for many reasons. I thought they were right ones, but I went about them for in the wrong way. Please, let me help you."
<Cecil`^> (( These nice people in white coats are going to help you... Ignore the men with rifles on the rooftops... They're here for your own protection ))
<AlcarGm> (( "It's because I love you." ))
<AlcarGm> (( Erwin: "We only hurt the ones we love," as he eats Simon and Rei... :Lp ))

Quote 9322

<Faline> "Oh, well... a lot of memories start to fade as you get older and have lots of new experiences."
<AlcarGm> Boy: "I hope I get more, before haruspex takes me back." He's quiet for a few moments, staring at you. "You're different than he is," the oracle says.
<Faline> "...who's that? I'm afraid I really don't know anything about what happened..."
<AlcarGm> Oracle: "Simon. He ..... puts out energy. So much ..... he .... holds the fates be calls together, all of them. And you - you bind them, make them .. you. Yours."
<Faline> "...oh. Yeah, we're pretty different. In fact, we've been having a bit of an... argument, I guess."
<AlcarGm> he shbakes his head. "Not - not that. It's part of it but . . . you're a destroyer. it's . . . what you do. The third part. Binding and loosing.... destruction. There's a third. Creation. He opens door.s i can -- se the edges of him, in your past."
* Faline blinks. "I'm a Destrroyerr? Well... ok, so that's not a shock exactly, but I didn't rrealize it was my rrole."
<AlcarGm> The oracle bites his lip, but does not. "It's..... there's 3 of you. Locii. You're not - just tht. It's ... a function , not you. I can't See the present, normally, butr I can see fates arounfd you, swirling, pulled and changed. It's..... beautiful."
<RandomNPC> ((I see dead people.... of course around Faline that's a rather common occurance :) ))

Quote 9323

<Cecil`^> "That's not what I'm talking about... You've been to that place before, but it obviously hasn't helped you. Why did you let me go?"
<AlcarGm> Sara grins. "I wondered if she would."
<Cecil`^> "If she would let me go?"
<AlcarGm> Sara: "Keep you, actually."
<Cecil`^> "Keep me?"
<AlcarGm> Sara nods.
<Cecil`^> "Like a pet?"
<AlcarGm> Sara: "Maybe! Shge could have bargained for a new life, with the fates. Sold you to them, I bet! But she didn't!"
* Cecil`^ shakes his head, smiling "I wish you would tell me these things BEFORE I do that."
<AlcarGm> Sara: "Silly! I'd have bought you back from the fates! The owe me anyway."
* Cecil`^ looks up at her "Am I worth that much to you?"
<AlcarGm> Sara nods, looking serious for a moment. "Oh, yes."
<Cecil`^> "you're not just saying that to get me in bed are you?"
<AlcarGm> (( lol! ))
<AlcarGm> Sara: "Maybe not!"

Quote 9324

<AlcarGM> Simon: "How do you do it?"
<Anelelinde> "Do which?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Uhm, those dances?"
<Anelelinde> "Which?"
<Anelelinde> "Polka, Viennese, foxtrot, swing? Ah, swing!"
<Anelelinde> "Good modern choice, swing. Less... flighty, though."
<Anelelinde> (( Watch Sara transmute Tin into something silly! ))
<AlcarGM> (( hhee ))
<AlcarGM> Simon: "We can try?"
<Anelelinde> "It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing... doowapdittyadoowopdittyawaaawa."
<AlcarGM> Simon: '.. are you okay?" :p

Quote 9325

<Cameron> "I was in my study, by the way. I did not see you enter my home, Anne. Did you use the door?"
<Anelelinde> "I had not left!"
<Anelelinde> "Do you want me gone?!"
<Cameron> "You mean to tell me, 'I think we are done here,' came accross as 'Stick around and feel free to go exploring'?"
* Anelelinde sighs.
<AlcarGM> Simon: "but.... it was just...." aura flares, just around him though.
* Cameron looks at Anne, flatly, awaiting an answer.
<AlcarGM> Simon relaxes a little.
<Cameron> "Well?"
<Anelelinde> (( let me type ))
<Cameron> (( lolol, sorry! :P ))

Quote 9326

<Anelelinde> I'M TAKING THE WEAPON WITH ME he's part of the pack now too :P
<AlcarGM> lol!@
<Cameron> :P I'll see you in COURT
<AlcarGM> Damn! You want to declare war, here? :p

Quote 9327

<AlcarGM> Another surge of aura from Simon fills thenhouse, easily, probably lighting the whole area like a beacon. Again, entirely unconscious....
<Cameron> "That is not a hostile action."
<Cameron> "But its very likely a response to one."
* Cameron puts Excalibur up against a wall and walks downstairs briskly, pistols forming at his sides.
<Cameron> "If you're following, let me do the talking for now."
<AlcarGM> Sophie takes a few breaths. "Sheeeit....." He looks at you, then follows :P
<AlcarGM> (( lol. Whyt?! ))
<AlcarGM> He snickers at that.

Quote 9328

<Anelelinde> TRANSCRIPT. Lynn: wtf do you want? Cameron: GET OUT LYNN! Lynn: Get out Lynn. I am Lynn. Pack is Lynn. Simon is Pack. Is Kage pack? Will ask Kage. Explain. Kage is not fully pack. Does Kage want to be explicitly pack? Guess not. BYE!
<Cameron> Cameron's version:
<Anelelinde> Bonds of Packness. They're metaphysical bonds, but when you say "no, I stay here" or "I shall go" then that does affect them.
<Cameron> actually, no
<Kage`> the fact that you can so implicitly define something that has never really been fully defined tells me a lot
<Cameron> Cameron's version is for Cameron
<Cameron> We all saw the objective :P
<Anelelinde> "Simon, Lynn is evil and playing with your mind and can't be trusted, and you suck and you're a coward"? :P
<Anelelinde> It seems your objective

Quote 9329

<AlcarGM> He looks over, surprised. Thank you. I've - never had one. Just trying to....." he sits up awkwardly. "There was....energy. For a moment i saw......" He shakes his head. "I don't know what I saw. The .. inerconectedness, of all things, for a moment...... when the aura came ... it was.... beautiful."
<Cameron> "I would offer you my aura, but I fear as a living entity.. an aura of death runs contrary to what you thrive on."
<AlcarGM> Oracle: "I don't know what is left to see..... I'm not sure I'm.. .strong enough to see it yet."
<Cameron> "Then we will not try it."
* Cameron ponders, "For now, search for that Happy Place. We'll work with it after you have one picked out."
<AlcarGM> The oracle nods. "What - Simon? - what I saw them was.... it, but there's no way I can see that. Not long..... it's..... too big."
<Cameron> "Just shut up and take it" *thrust*
<Cameron> oh god
<Cameron> j/k
<Cameron> but I couldn't resist
<Cameron> :P
<AlcarGM> LOL
<AlcarGM> that was NOT intended at all :p
<Cameron> ;p

Quote 9330

* Cameron looks at Tin, "Is that one better now?"
<AlcarGM> Tin nods. "This one is sorry for being harmed."
<AlcarGM> (( "This one will now kill self. Next one will serve you better." ))
<Cameron> "I am sorry for sending you to such a place."
<Cameron> (( loool! ))

Quote 9331

<alcar> So ... is Thursday in game going to be mending fences... shall be interesting to find out ;)
<Tass> I think we've gotten to the part in aftermath where julius shoots that one priest :P
<alcar> lol!
<alcar> To a point :)
<kentari> :P
<kentari> well, no
<kentari> Aftermath was an entirely different kettle of fish
<kentari> but you do have a point
<alcar> but yeah, cam and lynn need to mend fences ;P
<kentari> alcar has a way of making my characters slowly go insane :P
* alcar does not!
<Tass> ken's characters are from Call of Cthulhu? :P
<Tass> they only have a limited amount of sanity, and it never lasts the whole game
<kentari> well
<alcar> hehe
<kentari> alcar makes me feel like that, yes
<kentari> :P
<kentari> (and I think he likes it ;p)
<Tass> maybe its why I make crazy characters from the start

Quote 9332

<Anelelinde> "Charles? I... I had a very odd dream tonight.... it felt like it was supposed to be Prophetic.... and... I'm not really a fortune teller, Charles, and... I'm... kind of scared...
<AlcarGM> He wakes up at that. "I'm not either. Was it ... about anyone in particular?"
<AlcarGM> (( "Yes! It was about YOU! Let's get married!" ))
<Anelelinde> "There was me, and Cameron, and - oh, Cameron, I think he's... I don't know what he's been trying to do but I think he just hates me and ..."
<AlcarGM> Charles: "Why would he hate you? Because you wake him up at 8 am too?"
<AlcarGM> j/k on the last part :p

Quote 9333

<AlcarGM> The house you arrive at is a simple plain two storey affair about 12 blocks from your place beside a cemetary. family must be the caretakers.
<Cameron> "I swear. It better not be emo. Or goth."
* Cameron hops off the mobile and just knocks with aura. ;p
<AlcarGM> (( *grins* You don't like amos?! ))
<Anelelinde> (( Hahahahahaha... ))
<Anelelinde> (( that would SOOO serve you right ))
<AlcarGM> (( Unfortunately, Sophie has better taste :p ))
<AlcarGM> You knock with aura. The aura inside retracts, surprised.

Quote 9334

<AlcarGM> Kage wakens in a rather pedestrian hotel room to a vampire meowing in his vace.
* Kage` blinks
<AlcarGM> The vampire is a cat, a few months old, fluffy, white, and with fangs. And meowing at you.
* Kage` does so again, what the hell alcar, seriously, -what the hell-
<Kage`> "Well hello there."
<AlcarGM> (( very close reaction to Keiths way back when :) ))

Quote 9335

<Cameron> "Do not feed on more than you need to survive."
<Cameron> "Aside from Gluttony, the only sin worse for a vampire is Pride."
<AlcarGM> he just nods, following you back outside. "... pride?"
<Anelelinde> (( Sinner! ))

Quote 9336

* Cameron drives and drives, passing over the frozen corpses of people who died yards from their front door. How sad. :(
<AlcarGM> You don't stop for a freezie? :p
* Cameron reaches out and grabs one. :P

Quote 9337

* Cameron changes topic to 'THE SNOWY FIELDS OF CAMERON'S ESTATE :P'
* AlcarGM changes topic to 'THE SNOWY FIELDS OF CAMERON'S ESTATE :P AND A TREE!! LOOK OUT!'
<Anelelinde> if you hit the tree
<Cameron> 2d6
<Anelelinde> Rachael shall eat you
<sparkie> Cameron 2d6: 9
* Cameron presses a button on the wheel and a giant circular saw pops out of the snowmobile, mowing down the tree. >:D
<Faline> (( use the underwater mode! ))

Quote 9338

<AlcarGM> Sophie: "At least *my* kind don't have problems with ticks and fleas."
* Faline glares at Sophie. "At least my kind aren't snobby, rracist, pretentious leeches with heads so farr up theirr own asses that they can't see daylight. Luckily, neither are most vampirres who arren't you."
<Anelelinde> (( four cheers for Faline. Three is not enough. ))

Quote 9339

<Faline> "Hey, Camerron, let's be honest forr a moment. What, exactly does Sophie contrribute? I mean, if something, say, 'unforrtunate' werre to happen to him, would it rreally be that much of a loss?"
* Cameron looks around.
* Cameron looks seriously at Faline.
<Cameron> "If you can give me your word you won't kill him.. you can go kick his ass and send a message. Vampires need to learn to bite their tongue, at some point.. and I don't think I'm getting through to him." :P
<Anelelinde> (( lol :P ))
<Faline> (( ROFL, ayou're offering a Beat The Crap Out Of Sophie Free card? ))
<Cameron> (( I'm offering you the temptation, yes. :P ))

Quote 9340

<Kage`> I can see it now
<Kage`> Kage's report
<Cameron> ;p
<Kage`> you open it up, and all its filled with is screams :P
<Cameron> drawn in cute stick figures
<Cameron> lol
<Cameron> its like the faux necronimicon
<Cameron> :P
<Cameron> :P
<AlcarGM> in leetspeak :p
<Kage`> where did you get my diuary!? :P

Quote 9341

<Kage`> I'm still trying to figure out what Cameron is so pissed about :P
<AlcarGM> lol!
<Kage`> talkie talkie talkie! its like I can't tell what the heck he means anymore
<AlcarGM> Now you know how Lynn feels!
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 9342

* Faline begins to sober up from the pain and chaos and suddenly freaks out, trying to swat them away franticaly, then sunddenly unleashing her aura in a giant Fireball!
<Cameron> (( my... house...))

Quote 9343

* Anelelinde watches Cameron with his Grand Master Plan to save the baby by throwing it out a third-story window with the bathwater.
<AlcarGM> Oh, please. You always mock him. He's throwing out the bathtub, too!
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 9344

<Cameron> "When you had been modified by the powers that be with the locii."
<Cameron> "Do any of you see the pattern, there? :P"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Pattern?"
* Kage` sighs and goes after the oracle :P
<Faline> "I wasn't awarre of any of that..." *looks at the oracle. Walks over and grabs one of the handles on the back of the chair with one hand*
<Anelelinde> (( no, but I can do this great sign of the Logrus! **flutters** ))
<Cameron> "You weren't touched by the adversary until you were touched by the land."

Quote 9345

<Cameron> "I just get the feeling this is all something's manipulations."
* sparkie nods.
* sparkie planned it well.
<Cameron> "Like that sparkie guy." :P
<AlcarGM> Simon: ".... so? Maybe we're being used for the right reasons."
<Faline> "I say we go on a crusade against all dicebots." j/k
<Cameron> "And maybe the ends, as much as I could be accused of this, don't justify the means, Simon."
<Faline> "Yeah, it could be a higherr powerr."
* sparkie mutters

Quote 9346

<Anelelinde> "Perhaps you should head over to the Winterland and offer your services explicitly."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Me....?"
<Anelelinde> "Cameron."
<Cameron> "If you could point me to the nearest door."
<AlcarGM> (( ouch :p ))
* Anelelinde gestures kinda. "Watch out for the invisible army men with rocket launchers."
<AlcarGM> Simon stares: 'Can you both stop fighting?!"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "This is important!"
* Anelelinde nods.
<Faline> (( "Mommy, Daddy, you're making Simon cry!" ))
<AlcarGM> (( hehe ))
<AlcarGM> (( Nah, just angry at this point :p ))
<Cameron> (( "I don't love Mommy anymore, Simon." :P))
<AlcarGM> (( lol. ))

Quote 9347

<Faline> "I had a job here once. I got rreplaced by a clone."

Quote 9348

<AlcarGM> Charles is awake when you return, eating a sandwich
* Anelelinde walks in the door almost like a normal human being.
<AlcarGM> Charles: "I actually got a headache from the aural tricks your friends did at their place, but I think I know...." he turns. Stares. "someone.. *wrote on your soul*?!"
* Anelelinde nods.
<AlcarGM> Charles: "Your soul isn't a blackboard for people to write on!"

Quote 9349

<AlcarGM> Chris basically inches out of the study.. gapes..
<AlcarGM> unaware that, for lolad property damage, this is damn tame.
<AlcarGM> Chris :"Do you ... need help?" weakly
<Faline> "If you'd like." *smiles pleasantly*
<AlcarGM> Chris :"Will - will you not eat me?"
<AlcarGM> (( "Not today." ))
<Faline> "I haven't eaten anyone in ages, don't worrry." (("Though now that you mention it..."))

Quote 9350

<AlcarGM> Simon just.... stares, then smiles. "Will you excuse me? I have to go talk to someone," in a terribly calm voice. He goes for the stairs.
<AlcarGM> Terry: "..."
* Faline looks at Kage`. "You going to speak at the wake? I don't think I will." *casually*
<AlcarGM> lol
<AlcarGM> Terry: "Wake?" finally, looking shaken.
<Faline> (( I really dont like sophie :P ))
<Faline> "oh, nothing. Nevermind." *cleans*

Quote 9351

<Anelelinde> see, I don't mind playing the occasionally somewhat oblivious scatterbrained insane character
<Anelelinde> and
<Anelelinde> even then, there are certain fundamental truths that you just don't miss. :P
<AlcarGM> yeah :)
<Anelelinde> but!
<Anelelinde> "THE ADVERSARY MUST FAIL, OR ITS MASTERS WIL DESTROY YOUR WOLRD." <-- If they're gonna write it on my SOUL could they at least check for typos?!?!
<Kage`> you mean like
<Kage`> the adversary is bad? :P
<Anelelinde> Kage`: yes!!!
<Kage`> oh man
<Kage`> the worst part is we'll have to deal with them, too :P
<AlcarGM> lol

Quote 9352

<alcar> The only problem is the rift between some pcs is... growing:P
<Caltak> well they suck anyways
<Tass> its not ken's fault
<alcar> Sophie, at least, is understandable. He was MADE to be hated :P
<Tass> he just hit his insanity barrier :P
<alcar> lol

Quote 9353

<Anelelinde> Well, a) the Adversary eats people - starve it b) The adversary doesn't eat people - get them somewhere safe still anyway c) Ordinary people are all that can stop the adversary and we need millions of them to stop it- fat chance
<Anelelinde> My question is... how far?
<Tass> can we say kage and Lynn get together to talk about it? :P
<Tass> Its a big thing on his mind as well
<Caltak> They could all get together and sing Kumbaya really loud
<alcar> Caltak .... you know ... that's seriously tempting....

Quote 9354

<Rachaellyn> hi Faline!
<Rachaellyn> or should that be Faelynn for Amber-fu? :P
<Caltak> Yeah I would
<Caltak> but would probably be a different character completely
<Martin`> Faline in amber owuld be bad anyway.
<Martin`> "Unicorn!" *pounce*
<Rachaellyn> hahahaha =P
<Gregor> lol!

Quote 9355

<areteGM> Caine chooses this point to interject.
<areteGM> "I agree... what relevance does that have?" (pauses for a moment before continuing)
<areteGM> "We are in need of a new king... someone to serve and defend Amber, as Oberon did for so many years, and as Random did after him. Someone who is loyal to Amber, and knowledgable in her ways. Someone who has proven their commitment to this land, and who has spilled his blood for her." He trails off, looking at Julian.
<Martin`> "*I* spilled blood. I spilled it right on your oh so precious pattern!"
<Martin`> </drunk>
<Lyrena> lol
<Martin`> would be.... a nice pr disaster

Quote 9356

<Gregor> "But I have spilled blood for Amber far before any of you," *looks around the room* "were even bored. You cannot possibly know the sacrifices I have made."
<Gregor> (er, born =P)
<Rachaellyn> (( were even bored, hahaha ))
<Gregor> (he doesn't like the small talk)
<Gregor> ( =P )

Quote 9357

<Chaos`^> it sounds like you guys are discussing a soap opera
<Chaos`^> that's kinda sad
<Rachaellyn> A throne game is like a soap opera, but with more assassinations.
<Chaos`^> nuh-uh!
<Gregor> uh-huh!
<Martin`> and less revelations that someone's sisters cousins boyfriends best buddies brothers step-sisters mother's sister's son married your aunt.
<Martin`> Though with Oberon one never quite knowns.
<Gregor> that's what YOU think!
<Martin`> Shut up, dad
<Martin`> Whoops.
<Gregor> lol

Quote 9358

<areteGM> All hell breaks loose.
* Martin` wactches the room curiously, nothing else at present. Just waiting to see where the dice fall...
<Rachaellyn> (( How much Stuff do you have? :P ))
<areteGM> Gerard charges one of the groups, moving more quickly than you've ever seen anyone move, and begins laying in to them. Bleys and Julian draw their swords and charge, Julian at Gregor.
<Rachaellyn> (( yes! All those pesky NPC amberites in the way can die first! :P ))

Quote 9359

<Gregor> I think this is the fastest character death I've had =p
<Gregor> can I play the farmer? =p
* Martin` chuckles.
<Rachaellyn> haha
<Martin`> kudos for chutzpah :)
<Saturday> At least Caine has practice. You probably won't feel a thing.
<Saturday> ./console
<Gregor> lol

Quote 9360

* alcar is now known as Sammael
* Sammael speaks at the funeral.
<arete> lol
<aslhk> He's not a bad guy =p
<arete> Maybe is was just his shadow...
<arete> Who knows!
<Rachaellyn> (( normally the guys are more bad. :P ))
<Sammael> "Gregor, my man, you did Fnrick proud."
* Sammael is now known as alcar
<alcar> :p
<arete> lmao
<aslhk> lol
<arete> Fenrick wouldn't have brought troops
<alcar> .... sadly, true.
<alcar> Well. Even Fenrick had a father.
<alcar> .. we think.

Quote 9361

<AlcarGM> The Land is healed, thanks to Faline;'s efforts. The house is . .well. Probably pretty much a big insurance claim.
<AlcarGM> What does the de facto technical pack leader wish to do? Kage is putting the oracle to sleep.
<Faline> (( as in euthanasia? O_O ))
<AlcarGM> lol. Nope. As in rest. he looks like death warmed over.
<Faline> (( oh, phew. :P ))
<Anelelinde> (( euthanasia is Cameron's department :P ))
<Faline> (( whats Kage doing? ))
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))
<Faline> (( wait ))
<Faline> (( scratch that ))
<Faline> (( ok. one drink + 2 games = difficult. ))

Quote 9362

* Faline puts the stool back, then lifts him up over her shoulder, heading out swiftly, and grabbing the bag o stuff she stashed whilst cleaning on the way out.
* Faline jumps out a window and takes off into the woods.
* AlcarGM laughs. Poor npc....
<AlcarGM> easy enough to do :)
* Faline goes way out into the woods. Finds a rock. Smashes his head with it a few more time so he won't wake up. Digs a hole. Lays him in it. Pours flammable liquids on. Ignites.
<AlcarGM> .... really?
<Faline> Yes.
<AlcarGM> rofl!
<AlcarGM> K. You manage it. There is now a pile of ashes where Sophie used to be.
* Faline fills hole.
* Faline gets her tattered clothes out of her pack and puts them on, then heads to town, shifting to human upon arrival, and going to the nearest clothing store via walking.
<Faline> (( I was getting tired of just saying I was going to do it. ))
<AlcarGM> (( hahaha ))

Quote 9363

<Cameron> hmm
<Cameron> for what its worth
<AlcarGM> yes? :)
<Cameron> I read the blog, and agreed that Faline could act as a go-between to patch things up between cameron and anne
<Cameron> :P
* AlcarGM snickers

Quote 9364

<Kage`> its wierd
<Kage`> is it wierd?
<AlcarGM> Err, which?
<Kage`> if I think kage is the most human out of the bunch? :P
<AlcarGM> lol!
<AlcarGM> Yes :P

Quote 9365

* Cecil`^ looks over at her "I didn't say it was fun... But you refuse to have any joy in your life anyway... Why are you still going?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Sex," firmly.
<Cecil`^> "But you haven't had any for almost a week now... Not any good sex anyway..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "All sex is good."
<Cecil`^> "Seems rather monotonous to me... Just one thing? You refuse to have friends because you know you'll outlive them... You refuse to have fun with anything other than sex... And you torcher yourself with bad memories... I'm just confused as to what we are doing right now anyway..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Wondering why we aren't having sex,silly!"
<Cecil`^> "You don't have to wonder, I've already told you why... I meant what we're doing with this dragon thing... Why do you really care?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Who said I do?" honestly puzzled
<Cecil`^> "You did... You're the one who offered to tag along with me, because you wanted to know why dragons were created... Do you remember that conversation?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, yes." She shrugs. "Vaguely."
<Cecil`^> "Sara... Can I trust you?"
<Anelelinde> (( only if the enemy doesn't want sex ))
<AlcarGM> Sara: "If you have to ask, you should know the answer."

Quote 9366

<Kage`> "You doing okay? I mean... it was pretty crazy a little while ago."
<AlcarGM> Chris: "Yeah. It was.... scary. The birds and.... the blind kid just stood there and they died when thye got close, like he was sucking the energy....." he trails off. "It's really scary."
* Kage` nods, "I think I owe you an explaination."
<Kage`> "A big big explaination."
<AlcarGM> Chris laughs,a bit shakily. "About what?!"
<Kage`> "About everything, really, I guess."
* Kage` takes a breath, "Chris."
* Kage` pauses, how to say this.... "The world you live in is seriously fucked up."
<AlcarGM> He braces himself. "Oh, thank gods. I thought you were going to tell me I was an alien, or Jesus, or something."
<Kage`> "But it was a fucked up that no one ever noticed, or was supposed to notice."
<Kage`> "Oh, and you're part of an astral consciousness that crash landed from a shard of a dimension that landed here in order to save the universe from disolution."
<AlcarGM> Chris... stares.
* Kage` turns to look away, idly, waiting for it to hit, but can't contain it long as he snorts the initial stage of a very big laugh, but contains it from there
<AlcarGM> Chris: "..... that wasn't funny at all!!"

Quote 9367

<Faline> "Oh, by the way, I came to ask... could I crash with you? I'm fairly sure I'm about to get kicked out also. But more violently."
<Anelelinde> "Oh. My. The- you didn't!!! You did?" <shoves key at Faline> "Yes!!!"
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "W-what?"
* Faline catches key. "T-thanks."
* Anelelinde clapclaps.
<AlcarGM> Sophie's ghost gives you both the finger.
<Anelelinde> "Now. Oh, a little squabble with a pompous good-for-nothing arrogant... but I should contain myself." (straightens up grandly).
<Faline> (( "Today shall henceforth be known as Liberation Day." ))

Quote 9368

<Anelelinde> (softly) "Nicole Moon-Wing, I welcome thee."
<AlcarGM> Nicole stands, a bit nrevouly, like a deer. "I feel..... so ..... I want to....." she blurs, developing wings .. fly!"
* Anelelinde watches her fly?
<AlcarGM> She does so, after a feww hesitant wing beats, taking off and going up into the air with a cry of joy.
<Anelelinde> Figured she'd appreciate it. :)
<AlcarGM> Nicole: "This is .. wow!" as she flies down
* AlcarGM resists urge for government snipers to open fire
<Anelelinde> oh THAT's profound. "This is wow." :P

Quote 9369

<AlcarGM> Simon: ".... because I'm wondering if I really do have limits, or if it's all in my head. We're - different, compared to others. Old Charlie changed us, a lot."
* Faline shrugs again. "It's not like we'rre gods, orr anything." ((IRONIC STATEMENT))
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))
<AlcarGM> Simon grins. "Now THAT would be more than scary."
<Faline> "Heh. But yes, we arre rreally powerrful. But it's all about what you do and don't do, not what you could do orr might do. You'rre still you and you still contrrol yourr actions."
<Faline> (( Im starting to feel a little hypocritical now :P ))
<Faline> (( OH. I should totally blame killing Sophie on hormones or something! :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol. ))

Quote 9370

<Kage`> "What do you want?"
<AlcarGM> Rachael: "Wal-mart."
* Kage`> "Er... what?"
<AlcarGM> Rachael ;"There's one in Trail. Blow it up for me."
<Kage`> "I can't just blow up a building."
<Kage`> "People would get killed or wounded, jobs would be lost, trail would suffer even more during these trying times."
<AlcarGM> Rachael: "Wal-mart is not JUST a building. They're a cancer on small cities."
<Kage`> "Well, in the favor of equivalent exchange, do you have anything less grandoise in mind?"
<AlcarGM> Rachael: "Their business practices harm everyone, not just their employees; they drive other companies ot become just like them, destroy small business and ..... Oh, come on! You could evacuate people and THEN blow it up!"
* Kage` frowns
<Kage`> "I can make it impossible to opperate."
<Kage`> "But I think your goals are a little small in the face of the adversary."
<Kage`> "Your sure there is nothing else?"
<AlcarGM> Rachael: "*I* prefer to make this a world with saving," firmly, hands on hips."So unles you can save the whales, that's what I'd want."

Quote 9371

<Faline> "Well, I found that trrying to fight and hide yourr ferral side just makes things worrse. Thats why I had so many issues beforre, parrt of me kept denying that anotherr parrt of me was rreally the same perrson, so I had sorrt of a split perrsonality thing going on. It was only afterr the two rreconciled and accepted each otherr that I starrted being morre in contrrol."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "It scares me, though. I don't .. like having all that - that hate, just acting and not ...." He hugs himself unconsciously. "not... uhm .... I forget what I was trying to say."
<Faline> "Hate is a human emotion, though. Animals don't hate, they just live. They do what they believe they must to surrvive."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "..... I guess it's just.. the whole..... surrendering thing, to emotions, to not thinking.... it's like... saying bye to years of evolution?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Does that make any sense?"
<Faline> "I know what yourr saying. I was afrraid of my prrimal naturre too at firrst. But I firrmly believe the answerr lies in accepting all facets of yourr being."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Even the parts I don't like?"
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 9372

<Kage`> "That kind of repair crew would be nigh impossible to get out here for months....
<AlcarGM> Rachael: "it's a start."
<AlcarGM> Chris just.. boggles ;)
<Kage`> "For the common person, especially, this is going to make things rougher."
<Kage`> "Plus the lost wages."
<Kage`> "You make a change, ripples follow."
<AlcarGM> Rachael: "They're not innocent," coldly. "No one is if their comfort is built on the suffering of others."
* Kage` frowns, "You're isolated from then, its easy to look in from afar and think you know exactly whats what."
* Kage` hrms the restaurant will be opening soon, maybe that could displace some workers.....
<AlcarGM> Rachael merely waits.
<Kage`> "I will do as you ask, but you watch closely. You will see life isn't as simple as you think."
* Kage` sighs in defeat, I hate fennec's characters :P
<AlcarGM> She chuckles. "I was in the summerland, and then the winterland, Kage. I know things are not simple, but that doesn't mean I do nothing, like the rest of my kind. Wal mart is a statement. it must be answered."

Quote 9373

<kentari> Then the machine clicks and whirs. You can hear little hard drives, or something, spinning around and warming up.
<kentari> Robo-Kohlberg opens his eyes and stands up straight. "Hello, World! Hahaha!"
<Aaron_V> ((...))
<Steve`Z> (( You have to get it stuck in an infinite loop to defeat it! That, or make it think about a paradox so its head explodes. ))
<kentari> <Robo-Kohlberg> *stretching* "You lesser humans sure know how to mistreat a piece of hardware." It leaps towards Aaron, who hurt him the most, considerably.

Quote 9374

<kentari> The noise gets higher pitched. You hear, amidst the static, "Starting DEATHRAY Service... ... ... Are you sure? y/n"
* Drew` is a bit worried, oocly, that such a thing is a service :p

Quote 9375

<Forest`^> "Petunia, I called your sister to tell her I found your phone number and her name in a shower at a truck stop
* Drew` just shrugs, busy putting barbie doll clothing on another seat, and checking pockets for more.
<Steve`Z> (( ewww ))
<Steve`Z> (( to he Petunia's sister thing. ))
<Drew`> (( good, cuz barbie clothing isn't bad, man. Really. Do you want some? :p ))
<Rachael> (( is THAT what you're on? ))
<Rachael> (( the new crack cocaine ... ))

Quote 9376

* Steve`Z looks the bus over, seeing battle damage. "Damn, I'm sorry I missed the action."
<Drew`> ".. sorry you missed it?"
* Drew` wonders if anyone here is sane.
<Aaron_V> ((Sorry, I just blew up a giant robot vice principal, I'm not going to be sane))

Quote 9377

<kentari> Fuast looks up at Forest, "You actually read the stuff in truck stops?"
<Aaron_V> "I don't think that's what Forest meant, Petunia."
<Forest`^> "Yes."
<kentari> <Petunia> "Why would they want to call my sister, then? They're truck drivers!"
<kentari> Faust just shakes his head, and bows out of the conversation. He starts pacing and avoiding the topic :P
<Aaron_V> "The numbers in truck stop bathrooms are not so much for friendship as they are for.... 'companionship'."
<Forest`^> "Aaron means for sex."
<Aaron_V> "Well, I was trying to not be so blunt about it, Forest, but yes."
<kentari> Petunia just stares.
<kentari> <Petunia> "S-s-s-... That THING! She's not even old enough to KNOW about it! I'm not even old enough to know about it!"
<Forest`^> "Which is why it's bad for it to be in a truck stop."
<kentari> <Petunia> "AND YOU CALLED HER?!"

Quote 9378

<kentari> Drew and Steve make it to .. #game2? inside? or #game3, in the courtyard?
<Steve`Z> (( #game69. no, wait. Thats too blatant. ))

Quote 9379

<kentari> Petunia follows, "Why are we going inside on a saturday?"
* Forest`^ shrugs
<Forest`^> "I need to check out the library."
<kentari> <Petunia> "You read?"
<Rachael> (( SECOND GRADE, BABY!!! ))
<Forest`^> "Yes..."
<kentari> She giggles, and follows you :P

Quote 9380

<Rachael> "I prefer skirts."
<kentari> <Sara> "But you're not wearing one."
<kentari> <Sara> "Did you.. leave it on the bus?" She grins, again.
<kentari> <Sara> "Whose skirts?" :P
<Rachael> "Drew made them for me."
<Drew`> (( .. thank you SO much. ))
<Rachael> (( haha ))
<kentari> <Sara> "Drew made you a skirt?! I didn't think he could sew."
<Rachael> (( poetic justice since Sara is your own creation in the end :P ))

Quote 9381

<kentari> <Sara> "Are you trying to avoid me?" She pouts.
<Rachael> "Are you trying to avoid Drew?"
<kentari> She licks her lips, "Quite the contrary."
<Rachael> "Ah! That's a problem." <ducks behind tree>
<Rachael> <meld>
<kentari> She manuevers around to try to see you. :P And you're not there!
<kentari> She blinks, frowns, and searches briefly.. before getting out a cell phone and sitting down at a bench.
<Drew`> <kentari> She licks her lips, "Quite the contrary." .... MOMMMMMY! HELLLLP!

Quote 9382

<kentari> As stated earlier, but since this is anime inspired each session begins by repeating what happened at the end of the last session ... a man in a turban is outside, sweeping.
<kentari> He looks towards you two and nods, "It would seem you need a haircut."
<Drew`> "I just need to see if my cat is here?"
<Steve`Z> (( in that case, kentari, shouldnt each session END with previews of the next session voiced over by one of the characters? ))
<kentari> ((Shh. :P ))
<kentari> (( Don't tempt me. :P))

Quote 9383

* Drew` sits
<kentari> The man puts a haircut robe thingie :P on Drew, and spins him around, beginning his work. "You mentioned you cat?"
<Drew`> "Yeah."
<Steve`Z> (( my mom's a hairdresser. ))
<kentari> (( Mine isn't. Prepare to be unimpressed. :P ))

Quote 9384

<kentari> <Faust> "You're a walker?"
<Rachael> "Sometimes. Or flight."
<kentari> <Faust> "Flight." He repeats it. Sort of challenging it, in a passive tone
<Rachael> "You should try it."
<kentari> <Faust> "Is this some kind of new slang?"
<Rachael> "It's actually more energy-efficient than walking."
<Rachael> "So, compared to cars..."
<kentari> <Faust> "Fly. Like a butterfly?"
<Rachael> "More or less, yep."
<kentari> <Faust> " ... how, again, do you do this?"
<Rachael> "Did you turn boring all of a sudden?"

Quote 9385

<Rachael> "By the way."
<kentari> Faust raises an eyebrow
<Rachael> "What does Kohlberg think of Sara?"
<kentari> <Faust> "I know at the Christmas party, she gave enough felatio to practically secure her tenure." j/k ;p
<kentari> <Faust> "I don't know. I avoid Kohlberg whenever I can.

Quote 9386

<Drew`> "You, uhm, have any plans tonight?"
<kentari> dun dun dun
<kentari> Steve recalls that there is, of course, Temple on Saturday.
<kentari> If he was Jewish, that is.
* Steve`Z is NOT.
* Steve`Z (( doublechecks ))
<Drew`> (( My family only worships when the stars come right, thank you very much. ))
<Drew`> (( lol cal. ))
* Steve`Z is not. :)

Quote 9387

<Drew`> "Oh. Do you want do, er, do anything?"
<Drew`> "Because I'm free too."
<Rachael> (( Oh, Steve, you're so dreamy, let's go out. <3 ))
<Steve`Z> "Sure, that sounds good. Er... like what?"
<Steve`Z> (( Dont' rush it, Rachael! ))
<Steve`Z> (( we're working up to that :P ))
<Drew`> "Uhm. I don't know. I'm - kind of broke."
<Rachael> (( ACK ))
<Drew`> (( Rachael - eh? ))
<Steve`Z> (( What, is it not funny anymore? ))
<Rachael> (( BADpun ))
<Steve`Z> (( pun? Huh? ))
<Drew`> (( what cal said ;P ))
<Rachael> (( Broke. Like, say, your back. ))
<Steve`Z> (( ......? ))
<Drew`> (( ...... lol! Well. It was NOT intended ;P ))

Quote 9388

<Steve`Z> Sometime I have to use this opening move I thought up: Speed bike at target, super leap off, it crashes into target, Quick Draw in air and come down on target with a Chanbara strike. It looks really cool in my head. :) Anime-appropriate, too. :)

Quote 9389

<Rachael> "Sara has been sexually harassing the boys in her class and Faust doesn't seem to think it's a Grand Problem and thinks she's just a little "carried away".
<kentari> <Petunia> "..s-s-s... she.. did.. THAT, with THEM?" She's about the same color as an apple. A red apple. :P
<Rachael> "YES."
<Drew`> (( "Yes! Forest developed branches.Sorry, dear." ))
<kentari> <Petunia> "With who?!"
<Rachael> "Forest it seems can handle that sort of stuff but Drew is another matter!"
<kentari> <Petunia> "She.. and Drew...?!"
<Rachael> "One-track mind!"
<Rachael> "No. More than that. It's like a monorail!"
<kentari> Petunia blushes more, which shouldn't be possible! "Its not like I'm dwelling on it!"
<Rachael> "You don't have to! She already does!"

Quote 9390

* Steve`Z (( also looks around for any Park Ranger types! :P ))
<Rachael> (( Gee, I don't know, Yogi, Ranger Faline might object! ))
* Drew` is just staring at bench, food, and blanket and trying not to blush
<kentari> You don't see anyone!
<kentari> You don't have to climb much, either. These trees are maybe eight feet tall, tops.
<Steve`Z> (( "Can't you read the sign? No Feeding the Bears?" "Yeah, well, it also says no feeding the Tigers." "SHUT UP, I'M THE LAW AROUND HERE!" ))

Quote 9391

<Steve`Z> "Hmm. Well. Finders keepers I guess." *leaps off, does a flip, lands softly*
* Steve`Z steps under where Drew is sitting, ready to help him down.
* Drew` just stares down from the tree, then gets off the branch awkwardly, definitely a bit nervous.
<kentari> ((lol, its np ;p))
<kentari> ((Mesquite are rather short! Now that I've been to Mexico, I can describe the area much better ;p))
* Steve`Z helps Drew get off so he doesn't fall or anything. :)
<Steve`Z> (( er, down. get down. DAMN YOU FREUD! ))
<Drew`> :"Thanks," once he's on the ground.

Quote 9392

<kentari> The basket has some assorted goodies that look like things Drew and Steve have had for lunch or dinner the past couple days.
<kentari> Only, like, fresher and nicer looking.
* Drew` stares into the basket and grins, shaking his head, then gets food out.
<Steve`Z> (( I don't know what I had the past couple days! I was in the Twilight Zone. ))
<kentari> (( Oh, right. ))
<Drew`> (( It's Soma. And Soylent Greeen. ))
<Steve`Z> (( nooooooo :P ))
<kentari> There are some nice things from Drew's past few days. Some sandwiches, etc. And some green cubes, from Steve's days.
<kentari> Curse you drew :P
<kentari> forget the green cubes ;p
<Drew`> lol :p
<Drew`> (( sorry :) ))

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<Rachael> oh, clothes. Should I roll or just reach for the shirt I dropped? :P
<kentari> You reach for it! Petunia is once again a lovely scarlet.
<kentari> The GM does not have the npc make what would be developmentally appropriate comments :P
<Rachael> "Petunia, I like your new skin color!"
<Rachael> "However do you do it?"
<kentari> <Petunia> "Put a shirt on!" She covers her eyes.
<Rachael> "Do be careful Petunia, or Sara might get you too."
* Rachael Does.
<Rachael> (( put a shirt on, not get her ))
<kentari> <Petunia> "But I'm a girl!"
<kentari> She still has her eyes shielded.
<Rachael> "Sara doesn't care. She likes girls too."
<kentari> <Petunia> "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
<kentari> <Petunia> "But.. but doesn't that mean.. she'll go to hell?"
<Rachael> "She's already there! WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL, PETUNIA!"
<Rachael> "SEE WHY I'M UPSET?"
<kentari> <Petunia> "... You like girls, too?" You can FEEL the gears spinning in her head, the poor girl, but they just don't seem to be generating any mental torque.

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<Rachael> 2d6
<sparkie> Rachael 2d6: 7
<kentari> Rolling for...? :P
<Rachael> oh, nothing
<kentari> ... :P
<kentari> I'm the GM!
<kentari> heehee ;p
<Rachael> 1d2 1=kentari is GM
<sparkie> Rachael 1d2: 1 1=kentari is GM
<Rachael> yep, you're the GM.
<kentari> ;p
<kentari> This is the only time sparkie is remotely on my side

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* Steve`Z gets to his feet after a moment, sheathing his sword into some unseen scabard in his coat... except his coat isnt actually long enough to conceal it. Odd, that.
<Drew`> (( Artimus! ))
<kentari> ((Resist... innuendo...))

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<kentari> You two are now standing in scenic Resaca Gardens' front entrance. There is a small mountain, a crunched sedan, a chopped up MIB robot and the remains of robokohlberg.
<kentari> All sitting there in various degrees of ruin.
* Drew` is not standing ;P
<kentari> You are now >:E
<kentari> ;p
<Drew`> (( "I hope our second date is this cool." ))

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* Drew` frowns, thinking. "We .. we need to take an arm, too. Robot one. For .. for Aaron. He could use another arm," as if this makes perfect sense.
<kentari> The car, which crashed into the mountain, has two robot arms sticking out of the back in good condition.
<kentari> There is a left arm and a right arm.
<kentari> :P
<Steve`Z> "Er... okay..." *goes and extracts the right arm from the trunk*
<kentari> (( Watch him need a left. :P ))
<kentari> As you do, the trunk pops open.
<Steve`Z> (( Noisy Crickets?? :D ))
<kentari> Inside you see a really nice looking sword and a somewhat large rifle.
<Steve`Z> "Ooo." *looks at the sword. What kind of sword is it praytell? HATTORI HONZO SWORD?!?!?!?!?!?*
<Drew`> (( hehe ))
<kentari> It looks .. different. The blade appears to be sewn of some kind of black material. Carbon fiber of some kind, perhaps?
<kentari> The hilt has some buttons on it.

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<alcar> Y' know what would be fun? make program to splice random lines from a pile of anime summaries. Turn result into a BESM game :)

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<Alicia> !anime
<sparkie> Four fairies, Kururu, Chiriri, Sarara, and Hororo, go into small bottles and go to the human world. In a town where fiction and reality meld together, the tragic tale now continues with Ahiru, a duck who will become a beautiful swan, and Myuto, her prince. In the far far future, technology has advanced enough so that it no longer matters what a spaceship looks like. Thinking it to be a joke, Keiichi wishes for her to be his girlfriend
<Alicia> "In the far far future, technology has advanced enough so that it no longer matters what a spaceship looks like. Thinking it to be a joke, Keiichi wishes for her to be his girlfriend "
<Alicia> BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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<sparkie> You can have a space express service with a ship that looks like a 19th century train. Imagine where you can go and what adventures you can have. Yuki's family is burdened with a dark curse which causes them to turn into the animals of the Chinese zodiac once hugged by a member of the opposite sex. Yuzuyu loves Kippei for taking care of her. However, before the story could be completed, the author died, leaving the tale unfinished.
<Alicia> HAHAHAHA
<alcar> lol.
<alcar> Okay. That one is just fun.
<Alicia> Yes
<Alicia> RANDOM ANIME RPG