Quotes 9101 to 9200

Quote 9101

<Cecil`^> and with that we go to commercial as the pc goes brb for a minute or two
<Cecil`^> back
<AlcarGM> Commercial: The lion dances over the plain, verdant splendour about him, and a man with a gun fires, from a distance, and then vanishes under a were-hyena's claws. Voiceover: "Werepeace. Real solutions to real problems. Make our legs into wasrebaskets. We dare you."

Quote 9102

<Anelelinde> >> I am called Anelelinde but my friends can call me Lynn -- and can I call you something?
<AlcarGM> Other: >> Hal
<AlcarGM> j/k
<Anelelinde> actually, I was planning to suggest that if the response was enigmatic :P
<AlcarGM> Other: >> I am called...
<AlcarGM> Other: >> I do not .. have a name yet.
<Anelelinde> >> yeah, and you could be the Nameless One but that's just overdone and cliche so..
<Anelelinde> is this thing more of a guy or a girl or a neither?
<AlcarGM> neither, for now :)
<Anelelinde> Well then!
<Anelelinde> >> well, how about 'Tillie'? It's a nice and small name!
<AlcarGM> (( LOL! ))
<AlcarGM> Tillie:>> That is .. acceptable? Thank you.
<Anelelinde> hooray for names that don't fit at all!
<AlcarGM> yes :)
* Anelelinde eagerly awaits Tillie, the Eater of Planets :P

Quote 9103

<Anelelinde> >> So. Hello Tillie. Nice to meet you. I hope I will see you around some! You're cool.
<AlcarGM> Tillie: >> Thank you. I must.....think on this. I .... am called away. S
<AlcarGM> and then nothing, the presence gone.
<Anelelinde> whee!
<AlcarGM> You are now alone, though it's a strange kind of alone since you aren't as alone as you would have been before this period of being alone.

Quote 9104

<AlcarGM> Simon: "Er. I can fix stuff. And become a dog. And smell and hear well. And heal well. And, uhm, I can make a shied, and sort of fix things - like broken dishes, and I don't what else else. Sometimes ... scary stuff."
<AlcarGM> Ameris: "Sometimes scary stuf?"
<AlcarGM> Simon just nods.
<Anelelinde> (( Scary-AWESOME! ))
<Kage`> (its lolad's theme :P)
<AlcarGM> (( hehe ))
<Kage`> (obliterate a universe, give god a wedgie)

Quote 9105

<AlcarGM> This night upon the stairs, you met the men who are there. Hopefully they won't be here tomorrow. You wish, you wish, they'd never come your way.
<Cecil`^> what?
<AlcarGM> And such likewise sentiments as you se 4 men, with silencers.
<AlcarGM> (( I saw last night upon the stair, A little man who was not there. He wasn't there again today, I wish that man would go away ))
<AlcarGM> (( semi famous poem 0 ))
<Cecil`^> (( THat's crazy talk ))

Quote 9106

* Cecil`^ rushes too the door, then... ... stops
<Cecil`^> "Wait.. What?"
<AlcarGM> Denice: ".... what?"
<Cecil`^> "No.. NO! You can't be having sex with the police Sara..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course I can!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I love men in uniform! And out of it"
<Cecil`^> "That's... ... Trouble."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Only if I give them STDs!"
* Cecil`^ shivers "A paramedic fine, but... The police... That's just more trouble than... You know what? Fuck it.. I don't care.. I give up.." Walking out the door "I'm tired of it..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "If you're too tired for sex, you should be dead!"

Quote 9107

<AlcarGM> Charles nods, walking quickly. "People kiull each other over little things like skin colour as it is. Big things like, well, walking butterfies and were tend to result in very unpleasant things. Not that you're ugly! I mean, you're really pretty. It's just - a different sort of pretty."
<Anelelinde> >> you're kind of cute too
<AlcarGM> Charles: "Hah. That's just the lodger changing my body. It's still changing, too. 'Improvements', whatever is meant by that...." he shakes his head. "what I mean is that people kil things, for being different."
<AlcarGM> Charles: "I used to go the catholic high school, until grade 9. One of the kids pushed me, my glasses fell off. He ... well. If a teacher hadn't come by, he'd have probably gounged out "satan's eyes" with his fingers. The teacher was quoted, after ,as saying if he'd seen them, he would have helped."
<AlcarGM> Charles: "And that's just weird eyes, not . ..extra arms, and wings, and whatever your mouth is. It IS a mouth, right?"

Quote 9108

<AlcarGM> The fae cocks his head to the side, the moment more avian than mammal, and looks you over. "I see." He smiles a thin smile. "We give nothing away, little were. What would you do for us in return?
* Anelelinde enumerates. "I don't know........ hmm, I could do a little performance but... well... hmm... it seems it would be but a trifle! You probably have much higher standards for dance and such than little me. Lessee. Mind-reading is probably out, too. Umm... flower pollination? uhh..."
<AlcarGM> The fae shakes his head slightly, looking amused. "A favour, then. A small one, to be repaid when I ask."
<AlcarGM> (( Though I had the urge for the fae to demand you pollinate a specific flower on a specific night, or something like that :) ))
<Anelelinde> (( I'm sure he did too. ))
<Anelelinde> (( sounds very faeish of a demand. ))
<AlcarGM> (( yes :) But they've had to learn practicality in this world ;( ))

Quote 9109

<AlcarGM> The chess game is easy. You can see what moves people are going to make, after all...
<AlcarGM> in 10 minutes you know enough that you could probably beat the whole club, if you wanted to.
<Anelelinde> Of course! I'll let someone else win, though.
<AlcarGM> Okay. The games are quick and fast, given the limitations of a lunch hour and eating, but it's . .peaceful. They've very focued, almost a balm compared to the rest of the minds in the cafeteria which seem to be thriving on angst and hormones
<Anelelinde> you'd be angsty too, if Faline ate you
<AlcarGM> yes :) But more dead :p
<AlcarGM> (( and being an angsty zombie would *really* suck. Though there are very good reasons. Especially if you're male and become a virgin while a zombie .... ))
<AlcarGM> (( errr, reverse zombie and virgin :p ))

Quote 9110

<AlcarGM> Biology is desks, and today -cat dissections! (Because the GM is annoyed with a certain player for not showing, so this session nis like massive NPC voodoo :p)

Quote 9111

<AlcarGM> The class goes by quickly, though one or two students are a bit too ... good .. at taking animals apart.
<Anelelinde> >> very very very subtle mental poke >> Faline might eat you if you take lots of animals apart
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))
<Anelelinde> not even a poke. or a tap. more like a sort of light breeze.
<AlcarGM> One of them wets his pants, because he knows the name, because he never wanted to remember it again .. .and proceeds to turn his cat into abstract art by stabbing it many times.
<AlcarGM> It causes a minor hub bub as he's escorted from the class :p
<AlcarGM> (( one for cecil... :) ))

Quote 9112

<Chaos`^> Being super raped turns you into a were!
<Chaos`^> woohoo!
* sparkie misses the #game1 porn days :(
* sparkie has dice! and logs!
<alcar> Eh, is more the aura stuff. Tearing someone apart and letting them live cna do the same thing :p
<Yuki-Takuri> I'll try both at the same time then ^-^
<Yuki-Takuri> to maximize the possibility XD
<alcar> Both vamp and wee is a matter of putting aura into blood, pretty much. Weres doing it via sex makes more snese, from a life perspective, so it's the more successful method than "rip them open and wonder"
<Yuki-Takuri> hehe XD
* Yuki-Takuri humps mufasta
<alcar> is also a lot more effective if they agree :P
<alcar> whereas for vamps it's more effective if they don't.

Quote 9113

<Yuki-Takuri> "yo, Mr. fluffles, where hte heck you been?"
* Rei`-` is working on sharpening his claws while sitting on a branch
* Yuki-Takuri frowns and spproaches rei more blatantly
* Rei`-` looks over at Yuki "Else where?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Ya'know, we have been fending off demons, and god knows what else while you and faline aprently are just content to roll round in the bushes together somwhere"
<Rei`-`> "No bushes in the winterland, lease none that aren't barried in snow."
<AlcarGM> (( Rei digs some burrs out of his fur casually.... ))
* Yuki-Takuri growls lowly
<Yuki-Takuri> "You been back there?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "So whats goin on?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "More demons there?"
<Rei`-`> "Plonty if you're willing to become a demon your self."
* Yuki-Takuri looks pale when you say that

Quote 9114

<Yuki-Takuri> "What are you talking about!?"
<Rei`-`> "I've had some time to do some thinking so try and keep up here ok?"
* Yuki-Takuri growls
<Rei`-`> "This realm isn't my home, not any more any way. So here I am a demon, but in the winterland I am not a demon."
* Yuki-Takuri seems to be paying attention tho
<Rei`-`> "It is after all my home, do you understand?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "not really"
<Yuki-Takuri> "I think the demons are invading the winterland, its not gonna be your home much longer, and we don't want you becoming a demon"
<Rei`-`> "OK then think of it like two countrys sitting on the same boarder."
<Rei`-`> "In one country your a resident and the other your an alien, leagal or other wise."
<AlcarGM> (( y' know, anyone who calls the Winterland their *home* has serious issues. It's like calling Hell your summer cottage. Well.Anyone who marries Faline has issues, anyway... :p ))

Quote 9115

<Rei`-`> "Has that been who has been trying to break down the barriors of this realm?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Duh!"
* Yuki-Takuri knocks on Rei's head
<Yuki-Takuri> "Hello Mcfly"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Demons getting in, we killed, no erased from existance a MAJOR demon, which first of all, was impossible for him to be here, but even more impossible for him to be eradicated like that, but both of those things still happened, I told you, we have problems"
<Rei`-`> "Looks that way."

Quote 9116

<AlcarGM> The demon is, also, making for Yuki. Fancy that. The half way point reveals the demon, a tall thin man with dark hair, japanese eyes, and the body and appearance of a ken doll, except that there are small pits of fire where eyes shoulod be and hte demon is holding a thin long sword in either hand with strange runes flowing along them and glitering in the sunlight with a sickly grey colour.
<AlcarGM> The demon smiles when it spots Rei." Ah? Do you know where I might find one Yuki, were? I have questions to ask her?"
* Yuki-Takuri stalks around the demon using the illusion of invisibility to line up a route for a leaping attack
* Rei`-` stops a short distance from him "Be along shortly, theo you best ask your question, or at least yell it now."
<AlcarGM> You manage that easily. The demon is relaxed and at ease, except for a name tag on the chest ofthe white shirt he's wearing that says "HI! My name is Steve" Evidently he's on a lunch break.

Quote 9117

* Yuki-Takuri howls out of the leap bearing down her katana onto the minumum wage demon =P
<AlcarGM> The demon staggers, thick - and very red - blood ozzing from the wound. He says five sharp words that seem t shatter in the air like the sharp, shrill screams of a small weiner dog being stuffed into the blender. A flickering red shield forms around him as he hisses of rbreath, hand pressed to the wound to try and quench it
<Yuki-Takuri> "I'll show you how I killed it!"
<AlcarGM> Steve the demon: "We do not die that quickly? Not even from those who attack without honour?" spitting out the words.

Quote 9118

* Yuki-Takuri growls at the demon, putting some distance between herself and it, and producing a white strip of paper with some vertical japanese characters scrawled on it
<AlcarGM> the demon, wisely, keeps the shield up :p
<Rei`-`> "Yuki, I've got more intorest in talking then fighting. You realy need to work on that reaction time"
* Rei`-` places him self between the demon and Yuki
<AlcarGM> (( poor Yuki.... ))
<AlcarGM> The demon just.. .stares, astonished.
<Yuki-Takuri> "Oh, thats ok Rei, I'm good for some torture before we kill it, this'll help ya too"
* Yuki-Takuri indicates her paper

Quote 9119

<Yuki-Takuri> 2d6-4
<sparkie> Yuki-Takuri 2d6-4: 8(12)
<AlcarGM> Yuki's paper flies through the air... and dissolves, tearing apart and tearing a hole in the air itself as Rei and the demon vanish.
<AlcarGM> Where the paper was, something comes through the hole, a spider made out of telephone cords, ringing.....
<AlcarGM> Spider Demon: "You're late for work," in a mother-hen voice. "Your lunch hour is over and ... what the fuck are you?"
<AlcarGM> The hole is... getting bigger. Behind it you can hear phones, and see energy flaring out of it, passing into the world...
<AlcarGM> YAY!
<AlcarGM> Yuki just inflicted a major telemarketing influx on the world.

Quote 9120

<AlcarGM> Rei steps out of thin air to see Yuki and what looki slike the corroded remains of many phones, many of them antique, a few modern, one or two sm small they miust be futuristic.
* Rei`-` eyes the phones "More company I take it?"
* Yuki-Takuri nods
<Yuki-Takuri> "I had ta close a demon rift, that one got through, wheres the other one?"
<Rei`-`> "Returned to his day job."
* Yuki-Takuri growls
<Yuki-Takuri> "You let him go!?"
* Yuki-Takuri snarls angrily
<AlcarGM> (( "Don't you know what his job IS?!" ))

Quote 9121

<Yuki-Takuri> "Spare me"
* Yuki-Takuri chuckles a little
<Yuki-Takuri> "Dont get started about that again"
<Yuki-Takuri> "You don even KNOW the meaning of ISSUES"
<Rei`-`> "I didn't plan on getting you involved any way."
<Rei`-`> "Corse could meen the end of the Fae's home land, my life, falines, simons. well the list goes on."
<Yuki-Takuri> "Thanks, and I'm sorry I got you involved in mine, but when you have REAL issues, its kinda unavoidable"
<Yuki-Takuri> "I dunno.... "
<Yuki-Takuri> "I mean, it seems like the fey are doomed, or like, that at least if people don't start listening to me and dealing with the demons that they are doomed"

Quote 9122

* Yuki-Takuri frowns and looks like dog that knows she's done bad
* Yuki-Takuri takes off her shirt, baring her chest to Rei
* Yuki-Takuri has a huge wicked red scar forming some kind of mark down the fron of her torso
* Rei`-` keeps his eyes on Yuki's face
<AlcarGM> (( .... I thought, Yuki, that I had explained there would be no raping in the game tonight! ))
<Yuki-Takuri> (( =P ))
<Yuki-Takuri> "Rei, look at the mark"
* Rei`-` runs his eyes over Yuki from head to toe then back to her face "impressive."
* Yuki-Takuri blushes and frowns
<Yuki-Takuri> "Not that!"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Your sposed to be with Faline, its a mark of binding Rei, try to stay focused please!"
<Rei`-`> "I ment the scar."
* Yuki-Takuri wraps her shirt back on hurridly
<Yuki-Takuri> "Of course you did"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Pervert"

Quote 9123

<Rei`-`> "You might want to consider desolving that binding some time, You can't always remain on top of it."
<Yuki-Takuri> "er well I mean, I know, but it er.. its not that simple I don't think, I'm workin on that"
<AlcarGM> (( <Rei`-`> "Especially with those breasts." ))
<Rei`-`> (yeah desolving breasts kinda suck any way...)
<AlcarGM> (( you'd never forget the smell of burning silicon. ))

Quote 9124

<AlcarGM> It begins to snow, lightly, as you talk, a pattering of light white flakes that dissolve often before hitting the ground.
* Rei`-` turns his eyes skyward and seems to drift off for a momment
* Yuki-Takuri sticks her tounge out to catch a flake
<Rei`-`> "Has simon or any of the others eaten Mufasta yet?"

Quote 9125

<Kage`> "Education will be a tool, really, for you, more than just a way to get a job, really."
<Kage`> (really)
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Huh?"
* Kage` looks around, "For instance."
* Kage` walks up and rests his forearm on his shoulder, "You know how easy it is to break someone's collar bone with enough top pressure?"
<Kage`> "Just drop your weight a little, bring it right down, and *pop*."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Oh. You mean *useful* stuff!"

Quote 9126

<Cecil`^> "Show me your technique."
<AlcarGM> She waves the sword, which flops, then straightens as she glares at it. "I couold show you a good one! Without clothing!:"
* Cecil`^ sighs
<Cecil`^> "I meant your sword... thing..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You have one too I bet!"
<AlcarGM> Her grin gets positively wicked
<AlcarGM> (( I am amazed you haven't fled yet :) ))
* Cecil`^ shakes his head "I got rid of swords when guns were in style."
<Cecil`^> (( I'm looking to get information out of her... Why the hell would I seriously come check on her? I don't care about the students. If I had a gym teacher that hot I'd be happy =p ))
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Pointy things never go out of style!"

Quote 9127

<Kage`> (Do they have a campus cafe?)
<AlcarGM> (( Yup. ))
<Kage`> "Lets head over to Gazoo's."\
<Kage`> (forgive me name maker, for I have sinned :P)
<AlcarGM> (( lol. ))
<AlcarGM> She nods, following you to Gazoos, which sells Kazoos free on Wednesdays.

Quote 9128

<Cecil`^> "Why do you want to teach, at a high school, in trail..."
<Cecil`^> "Seems like the last place we should see the famed 'Sara'."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Trail is fun! It's a locus!"
<Cecil`^> "But why the school? And Gym of all classes."
<Cecil`^> "Why not.. say.. home ec?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Because I already do that along another time track!"
<AlcarGM> :p
<Cecil`^> "And a school confuses me, considering you don't know how to read."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I never bother to learn passing fads!"

Quote 9129

<Cecil`^> "Yes, that's all well and good, but I just finished your evaluation, and unless I hear some persuasive explenation as to what is going on, this is what is going into your file. Now I don't know how tight your grip on the principal is, but if he sees this, your job may not be as secure as you might want."
<Cecil`^> "Convince me this is not what should happen."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I could kiss you!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Or kill you!"
<Cecil`^> "But it won't work. Sara, these kids are suffering for your... I don't even know what to call it... Idea? Mask? Misguided tension? Post traumatic stress?"
<AlcarGM> lol!
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I think you've become too human, silly! Words don't explain things! They never have!"

Quote 9130

<Kage`> "Who are you hunting?"
<AlcarGM> Denice: "A renegade," with a shrug. "Thaddeus Blinn. He - freed himself from some constraints of our kind now long ago."
<Kage`> "If you have a description, I could keep an eye out for him
<Kage`> "Or will you know as soon as he arrives?"
<AlcarGM> Denice: "He changes it all the time, but he will be tied to the earth. He can't escape being earth, no matter how hard he tries. I hope." She shrugs. "I don't know. But he will offer wishes with prices, often change, and they always turn out horribly.:
<AlcarGM> (( Denice: "Two words: George Bush." ))

Quote 9131

<Cecil`^> "Sometimes, Sara... The best way to help the humans, is to let them sort their own problems out. When people like us get involved... All we do is cause trouble."
* Cecil`^ leans back
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Sometimes people need trouble!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Like the Rennaisance!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I had to kill 30 peole to get that started!"
<Cecil`^> "Ah, then you've helped these students ruin their lives! Good for you! I'm glad you've accomplished something!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "And it was a lot of work for nude paintings!"

Quote 9132

<AlcarGM> Principal: "There are things more important than qualifications."
<AlcarGM> (( Principal: "It's why I hired Sara, after all." ))
<AlcarGM> He just nods. "BUt I see your mind is made up. Please let me know if you change your mind during the course of the next two weeks."
<Cecil`^> "As I have been recently reminded. I believe this school is in good order and will run fine with one less counselor for a while."
* Cecil`^ nods "I will. Perhaps she and eye will meet eye to eye."
* Cecil`^ steps backward in a very military manner, turns, and leaves, going back to his office.
<AlcarGM> He steels himelf, like a man about to go to war, and buzzes Maureen and askss her, looking like a ma about to enter into Hell, if she'll send Sara in, because he has to ask her some questions.
<Cecil`^> lol
<AlcarGM> (( The poor, poor man :p ))
<Cecil`^> i wanna hear this conversation!
<AlcarGM> P: "I here you've been doing .. bad.. things." S: "And?!" P: "Really .. perky... things...." S: "Am I in trouble?" P: "Oh, God. Merciful Jesus...." S: "Are you okay?" P: "I hav eto go! A run! Around the block!" etc :p

Quote 9133

<alcar> Between them Nomesi and Simon pulled off enoughn energy to destroy a universe to kill a demon, apparently.
<alcar> a demon that was, well, suppossedly impossible to actually get killed.
<alcar> so Hell is occupied by a fun internal power struggle :)
<alcar> and Yuki increased the amount of telemarketing on earth by at least a power of 2 thanks to getting a 12 on an attempted exorcism.
<alcar> That was just funny.
<Chaos`^> oh
<Chaos`^> what about uhm
<Chaos`^> that one law in the us that came out right about this time, that prevented some telemarketing
<Chaos`^> maybe this is the cause of the law!
<alcar> lol! Probably. Cuz a LOT of people are going to get called. Often.
* alcar likes weird plot effects like that.
<alcar> in this game, getting an awesome success tends to be more dangerous than utter failure, in terms of reprecussions.

Quote 9134

<AlcarGM> The books are at least interesting. And reading them is, well, amazingly sane, compared to the past few days.
<AlcarGM> (( "University texts as meditation, an essay by Kage, edited by Nomesi." ))
<Kage`> (Why is half of this essay scratched out?!)

Quote 9135

<Kage`> "I don't think phosphorous rounds are legal."
<AlcarGM> (( Sophie: "They could be. But the Underworld people would retroactively sue us." ))

Quote 9136

<Kage`> "You know of any underground activities around here?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Underground as in?"
<Kage`> "An arms dealer, or I dunno, a druf dealer with too many connections."
<Kage`> (drug :P)
<AlcarGM> (( Sophie: "Druf dealers are a dime a dozen." ))
<Kage`> (Dan the druf dealer :P)

Quote 9137

<AlcarGM> For some reason, I want to work in Dan the Druf dealer into the game.
<AlcarGM> Probably as a fae.
<Kage`> and a star is born :P
* AlcarGM nods. Hollywood :)

Quote 9138

* Kage` gets out the box of ammo and starts loading the guns, "Hot rounds, better if you didn't look at the muzzle flash when they went off, I hear its just a tad too bright."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Oh."
<Kage`> "Guess whats comming?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Uhm. Vampires?"
<Kage`> "Enforcers, actually."
<AlcarGM> (( "In laws?" ))
<Kage`> "Supposedly they can track by aura, so not much a chance we can hide."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Oh." He blushes. "Yeah. I'm not good at hiding it."
<Kage`> "How was school, by the way?"
<Kage`> (And now, we are officially the most fucked up family unit ever :P)
<AlcarGM> (( Not quite. Faline will eventually have children :P ))

Quote 9139

<AlcarGM> Sophie will probably show near the end :)
<AlcarGM> Cuz cameron wouldn't be amused if he left you all to die
<AlcarGM> Well.
<AlcarGM> Probably not.

Quote 9140

* Kage` wonders what he'd bring down, really, while he gets out some handburger meat
<Kage`> (handburger? what is that, made from hands? :P)
<AlcarGM> (( Faline made it. Do not ask questions :p ))

Quote 9141

<Anelelinde> grenades are meant to be THROWN, you know...
<Anelelinde> sometimes lobbed
<Anelelinde> sometimes dropped
<Anelelinde> tossed
<Anelelinde> rolled
<Anelelinde> but you are supposed to be AWAY from the grenade when it explodes.
<Anelelinde> Just an FYI.
<AlcarGM> This IS Kage we're talking about :p

Quote 9142

* Kage` looks at Simon, "Where are the others?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Randy is .... " he sniffs."With Lynn. I can sense Yuki and .. Rei.. but they're doing something."
<Kage`> 'I meant the enforcers."
<AlcarGM> Simon; "Oh! Nomesi threw them into the woods. Well. The parts I didn't eat."
* Kage` blinks at that, more than a few times :P
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I was still hungry," as if that explains it all. "They don't taste that good though."

Quote 9143

<Rei`-`> "Most of you're kind that I've meet lately have been a tad blood thursty."
<AlcarGM> The fae shrugs, the movement of bones under skin alien, more avian than human. "There is much store placed in having a land to call your own. Much of us went into making it, when the world was young."
* Rei`-` nods
<Rei`-`> "And now its being ripped asunder and You've been locked out."
<AlcarGM> Fae: "Your talent for stating the obvious seems to know no bounds."
<Yuki-Takuri> "Well, we do wish to help, unless your too pompous to know when you need it"

Quote 9144

<Yuki-Takuri> "You said the reaper was in hell, have the demons some measure of leverage with the reaper?"
<AlcarGM> The fae finally looks ay Yuki again, amused. "No. It merely has a time share there."

Quote 9145

<AlcarGM> Thgere is a surge of demon energy as Rei, off to the side, opens a hole into hell and wanders into it,closing it behind him.
<AlcarGM> (( Let Yuki think he's not a demon now :p ))
* Yuki-Takuri stops, and turns, looking ridiculously concerned, leaving mufasta in an instant
<AlcarGM> (( Mufasta was, wisely, trying Not To Be Noticed :p ))
<Anelelinde> (( he succeeded! ))
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Am I the only one who is confused here?!"
<Anelelinde> "By no means!"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Simon!"
<Yuki-Takuri> "We have to go after him!"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Help me!"
* Yuki-Takuri is at Simon's feet now, begging and crying
<AlcarGM> Simon: ".... Rei generally knows what he's doing." Leaving "you don't" unsaid :p
* Yuki-Takuri snarls and attacks Simon =P
<AlcarGM> (( ..... why me? ))
<Kage`> (I assume that was a j/k)
<AlcarGM> (( .. Is it? This IS Yuki :p ))
<Anelelinde> if not -- telepathy, restrain that critter posthaste
<Kage`> (please oh holiest of holies, please let that be a j/k :P)
* Yuki-Takuri trys to resist any restraint =P

Quote 9146

<AlcarGM> There is a flicker, and Denice appears beside you. "Those were friends of yours are trying to kill each other I think."
* Cecil`^ breathes deeply
<Cecil`^> "Just leave it alone, and maybe they will go away..."

Quote 9147

<Yuki-Takuri> TuT
<Yuki-Takuri> <AlcarGM> (( .. Is it? This IS Yuki :p ))
* Yuki-Takuri is so happy for such a comment
* AlcarGM grins
* Yuki-Takuri has attained near-Falineish status TuT
<AlcarGM> yes :)
<AlcarGM> You're being screamed at :) Looudly. It's qute distracting, this sanity thing.
<Yuki-Takuri> "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL HIM!!"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Only, almost kill him"
* Yuki-Takuri says back to Anelelinde in her head if possible or however ~_~

Quote 9148

* AlcarGM changes topic to 'The Yuki and and Lynn Yelling Match\'
<Anelelinde> hahahhahahaha
<Anelelinde> >> NO! STOP! YOU HAVE DONE TOO MUCH ALREADY GOOD LORD GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
<Yuki-Takuri> I'M GONNA KICK THE CRAP OUTTA THAT STUPID PRETENTIOUS LITTLE PUP HE'S HAD IT COMING!
<Anelelinde> MAIMING INJURY BEATING UP BAD NO STOP EVISCERATION IS NOT THE ANSWER
<Yuki-Takuri> EVISCERATION IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

Quote 9149

<AlcarGM> Kage runs.. and sees, down the road, Cecil and a goth girl watchng them come, and civiliians gaping and getting the hell out of the way :)
<Kage`> (Goth girl?)
<Cecil`^> (( Don't ask ))
* AlcarGM nods.
<Kage`> (Salem?)
<AlcarGM> (( Sara :p ))
<Cecil`^> (( I told you not to ask ))
* Kage` passes them by, "helpohmygodyuki'sgoneberzerk!"
<Yuki-Takuri> ((Cecil is humpin her =P))

Quote 9150

<Yuki-Takuri> hehe since at this point I think Yuki has lost the trust of the entire pack XD
<AlcarGM> Just maybe? :p
<AlcarGM> awesome rp of were imusiveness though :)
<Yuki-Takuri> and now just confused the hell out of them on toppa that, and with everyone else, by attacking Simon outta frustration XD

Quote 9151

<AlcarGM> Simon breathes a bit easier, the wound finishing healing. "Thanks. That was just...." he shakes his head. "I don't get her."
<Kage`> "She hates demons."
<Kage`> 'So you help kill a few."
<Kage`> "And then she calls you a danger to everyone around you."
<Kage`> "Then she calls for help."
<Kage`> "Tries using you to call something aweful up from the deep."
<Kage`> "And when you say no, she guts you."
<AlcarGM> Simon: ".... yeah."
<Kage`> "Is there something wrong with this picture?"
* Kage` scratches his head :P
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Uhm ..... I didn't like the her gutting me part?"
<Kage`> "nevermind, Simon, nevermind."

Quote 9152

<AlcarGM> Vampires defeated. Fae bargained with (somewhat). 2 pcs head to various aspects of Hell. PC tries to kill NPC whle annoyed. Good session ! :)

Quote 9153

<AlcarGM> It is evening in Hell. Then again, it is always night in Mictlan, and under this darkness there are no stars. You are standing at the base of a large bleacked bone tower, the gournd beneath both of you the volcanic glass effect of nuclear explosions.
* Cecil`^ walks out of the dealership
<AlcarGM> You can see figures flying, somewhere above, but the ground is currnetly empty and desolate around both of you. Being that Salem is the only necromancer her,e you can feel her aura somewhere to the left. The cat dealership was, of course, empty.
<AlcarGM> Sara nods, looking around absently. "Grown since I was last here," cheerfully.
<Cecil`^> "The time share?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, no. Mictlan. They make it with the bones of failed demons. It grows quite rapidly, I guess." She stops, frowning. "I always wondered what they did with the rest of the demon once they removed the bones."
<Cecil`^> "Maybe they eat it."
* Cecil`^ goes left
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Doesn't seem demonic enough." She shakes her head. "It's so sad now. There used to be rides and everything."
<Cecil`^> "I saw a train here, once... It took me back to earth."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Hmm.Maybe it got too commercialized.... probably was used for postcards and things," looking around at the bones. "Everything changes."
<Cecil`^> "And you expected otherwise?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "It would make for a nice change."
<Cecil`^> "Hah..."

Quote 9154

<AlcarGM> A demon swoops down. Hovers. Then squeaks out. "Oh, shit. It's her!" and flies up. Very, very quickly.
<Cecil`^> "You scared them off."
<AlcarGM> Sara pouts. "Like it's my fault they don't have enough stamina?"
<Cecil`^> "It is... I know for a fact you just make it last longer just to torcher people."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Sex isn't torture!!"

Quote 9155

<Cecil`^> "Too much of a good thing is not a good thing, Sara... According to you no one can do it right. Try not to press impossible ideals on others."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "It's not impossible. They just need to be flexible."
<Cecil`^> "Maybe you could break a few bones next time, and stretch out their joints."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "The screaming should be happy screaming."
<Cecil`^> "I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself."
<AlcarGM> Sara; "No. Unhappy screaming sounds too much like giving birth."

Quote 9156

<AlcarGM> It's monday night, and Yuki has yet to find you to try and kill you. The fact that she turned out to be more of a poroblem than 3 vampire enforcers may be a trifle worrying. Sparkie is accepting odds.
<AlcarGM> I asssume you and Si go back to Camerons?
<Kage`> Si
<AlcarGM> Simon :p
<Kage`> as in yes :P
<AlcarGM> Oh! Ok :P
<AlcarGM> heh...

Quote 9157

<Cecil`^> "From what I understand, Sara, Having kids isn't ALL about sex..."
<AlcarGM> Sara : "How many have *you* had?"
<Cecil`^> "Only one."
<AlcarGM> Sara : "... in over a thousand years?!" She stops, staring at you. "..... do you remember what sex is???"
<Cecil`^> "Yes," Acidly, "It's a long story about how I had a kid... Anyway, I can't breed with humans, it's a draogn thing..."
<AlcarGM> Sara : "Oh, puhlease. Have you even tried? Most of them don't break easily."
<Cecil`^> "Break?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "In half. Especially if you find yourself a good farm wife. The big kind, with good hips."
<Cecil`^> "It's about the genetics of it. It's impossible for a dragon to come from a human..."
<Cecil`^> "Why do you think we're extinct? Get rid of the females first, then you just weed out the rest."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Hah! That's what they thought about the phoenix, until Joan of Arc laid an egg."
<Cecil`^> "What? When did she lay an egg?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Before her trial, silly! She thought the phoenix was an angel, I bet. But she was crazy."
<Cecil`^> "There was an angel on top of a hill with joan of arc, shortly before I met the angels myself."
* Cecil`^ shrugs
<Cecil`^> "Maybe."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "So? Just because she saw angels doens't meant she wasn't insane."

Quote 9158

<Cecil`^> "Anyway, there was one century that I tried, to have kids to keep the race alive."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "With turkey basters?"
<Cecil`^> "I went down to mesopotamia, in like the 1300's or something. Really far south, down by saudi arabia... I posed as a prince there and had an entire harem..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "DiId you reven know what do do with it? A harem IS naked women, you know, not a kind of salad"
<Cecil`^> "Yes, Sara. I did. Anyway, I tried it for two generations, about seventy women in total... All of them died without any children."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "..... you di dhave sex iwht them, right? Because they'd have had *someone's* children, unless you picked the only infertile women you could find."

Quote 9159

<AlcarGM> Sara: "Dragons can't fly through space?"
<Cecil`^> "Never tried."
<Cecil`^> "It's a long story involving me not being a real dragon, remember?"
<Cecil`^> "I'm not very good at being a dragon..." Staring at the void
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I don't think we have time for your little neuroses. Nerosiis Whatever they are. Your stupdities."
* Cecil`^ points to the prison "Listen, that prison holes the reaper's girlfriend... Now, right now I am a human to everybody but you and a handful of other people. If I suddenly turn into a dragon and fly to his girlfriend's room, how do you think he's going to react?"
<Cecil`^> "I'm not being stupid, I'm being rational."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Same thing."
* Cecil`^ glares at her
<Cecil`^> "I blame you for my death..."
<AlcarGM> She frowns at the prison. "Oh, well. We can go back, then."
* Cecil`^ rips his jacket off and tosses it at her
<AlcarGM> Saraw: "Only if it involves necrotantric sex!"
<Cecil`^> "You just want to see me naked..."

Quote 9160

<AlcarGM> Sara looks you over, then snorts. "No wonder you didn't have children if it's that small."
* Cecil`^ ignores her
<Cecil`^> "I'm probably the first person you've seen naked that didn't want to have sex with you."
<AlcarGM> Sara just smirks
<AlcarGM> You ...blur .... and change! RP as you wish :)
* Cecil`^ grumbles and tries to concentrate, flexing various muscles and convincing them to grow and morph. Bones crack and snap into place, as a giant lizard apears where cecil was.
<AlcarGM> Sara loooks you over. "Wow. It's STILL small? How depressing."
<AlcarGM> Do you wish to eat her now? :)
* Cecil`^ gives her a low growl that sounds very much like a crazy lion fighting with a bear
* Cecil`^ clears his throat
* Cecil`^ stares at Sara, wondering how she's going to get across ;)
<AlcarGM> Sara :"Does this flight come with peanuts?"
<AlcarGM> :p
<Cecil`^> "Jus--ju--" *coaaaahg cough* And simply growls, lowering his neck... She's lucky he can't talk as a dragon yet =p

Quote 9161

* Kage` slides the barkeep his glass
<Kage`> "Never did catch your name, did I?"
<AlcarGM> The bartender fills it again ."Sam."
<AlcarGM> (( just for a "Fill it again, Sam:" joke :p ))
<aslhk> (( awful =P ))

Quote 9162

<Cecil`^> "She's my friend, I can't stand by and watch her remain imprissoned in her own head. No one deserves that, not me, not you, and especially not her."
<AlcarGM> The Reaper shrugs. "No one deserves anything. It seldom matters. We are born broken."
<Cecil`^> "WHy are you doing this to her? To yourself?"
<AlcarGM> The Reaper shrugs again. "Perhaps for the experience of being alive."
<Cecil`^> "Being alive should not involve torchering people in your own personal hell."
<AlcarGM> The Reaper smiles thinnly. "You seemt o have a very romantic view of love, then."

Quote 9163

<arete> The odds are kinda stacked against you guys to start with
<arete> So try and play a character who is capable ot taking the throne!
<arete> to make it more interesting
* AlcarGM will make a character named Legion :P
<AlcarGM> So at least one of him can take the throne.
<arete> lol
<arete> named and numbered?
<arete> :P
<AlcarGM> Well, and MPD :)

Quote 9164

* Kage` hmms, then gets dressed, grabbing his jacket as he exits
<AlcarGM> You head downstairs. Everything is quiet except for the ticking of the one grandfather clock in the living room.
<Kage`> (was it there before? I never noticed it :P)
<AlcarGM> (( I just added it. But it was! :p ))

Quote 9165

<Kage`> "And you need to learn how to drive eventually, isn't 15 learners?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Yeah. But it's a written test."
<Kage`> "Never thought about that part..."
<AlcarGM> Simon :"And my memory is never good. " He shrugs. "I'd probably drive and get distracted by some smell and run into someone."
<Kage`> "Ah well, just something else to work towards, I guess."
<AlcarGM> (( "But I couold cover it up by eating the body." ))
<Kage`> ("I'm sorry ma'am but I have to eat you now!")
<Kage`> (unfortunately its sara :P)
<AlcarGM> (( "Please stop screaming." ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))

Quote 9166

* Kage` reaches out and takes the plate from him and snags his forearm, well, takes, not snags, and then concentrates for a moment
<AlcarGM> He blinks, startled, but doesn't move.
* Kage` is just rechecking his acne, its been a week, so it should be another week till its gone
<Kage`> (and its freaking healing 7 now, so maybe even sooner :P)
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Wow. That feels weird now. It's warm, and cold..... Thanks."
<AlcarGM> It looks a bit better, at least. No new eruptions.
* Kage` takes the plate to the sink, then, "Its wierd, I keep getting better at repairing things, even though we seem to keep offing people."

Quote 9167

<AlcarGM> The other vampire ... ((What DID we name him again?)) comes down stairs. Ah! Cliff. Never mind. And I'm too lazy to get rid of this. So Cliff comes down the stairs. "How can I serve you today?" formally.
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 9168

<AlcarGM> It's evening and you've arrived in your car that doesn't actually exist. The Busted Flush turns out to be depresingly grey and dull houseboat moored at Slip F-18 at the marina.
<AlcarGM> No sense of magic at all about it. Just a houseboat. And not, say Babba Yagga's hut. Really.

Quote 9169

<Cameron> "With all things considered, this is the option with the lowest risk. Even with whatever I may squander, opposing the Council is foolish. Compliance and reason are better for all involved."
<Cameron> "Despite whatever association I have, this arrangement ensures someone with a brain is keeping a watchful and authoritative eye on the Pack."
<AlcarGM> (( He smiles slightly at that. "Think highly of yourself, don't you?" ))
<AlcarGM> (( Then he reaveals nimself to be a ...... Mindflayer! ))

Quote 9170

<Cameron> "There are a couple very reckless ones in the group."
<AlcarGM> Adam: "More than Faline trying to out weres on televison?" dryly.
* Cameron nods, "The one I am thinking of is a demon hunter who, I can only suppose, must see the demons in everyone. And attacks accordingly."
<Cameron> "The one I am most worried for is the human she has taken an interest in."
<AlcarGM> Adam: "She is an intersting care. She wasn't powerful until after she met the others. Whatever changed them allows them to change others, it seems."
<Cameron> "That sounds like the start of an epidemic of power."
<AlcarGM> (( PC: The virus. Coming soon to an NPC near you!" ))
<Cameron> "While everyone should experience their fair share of pleasure, I must say I'm worried at the prospect."
<Cameron> (( :P ))

Quote 9171

<AlcarGM> K. Just a regular average joe?
<AlcarGM> or Expensive PI Firm?
<Cameron> Unless there are ninjas available :P
* Cameron will get a regular gumshoe :>
<AlcarGM> Well ..there are.. but they're not in the phonebook :)
<AlcarGM> (( actually, they are. Ninja Investigations. Silent. But Effective. Reasonable rates. ))
<Cameron> (( Excellent. ))
<Cameron> (( I shall hire a ninja investigator. :P ))
<AlcarGM> Youm end up at a generic shop on top of a flower shop The door just says
<AlcarGM> "MacNinja Investigations."
<Cameron> ((Oh, Gods. You've seen it.))
<AlcarGM> (( *grins* ))
<AlcarGM> (( his famous cousin gets all the press :p ))
* Cameron knocks on the door. Please, no apes. No apes. :P

Quote 9172

<Alicia> It'd be easier to do the "D&D character comes to earth, is confused by earth customs" deal, but... wow. "What do you mean there are no dungeons? Where am I supposed to get my gold?"
<alcar> Alicia - lies :P We got dungeons AND prisons. Jut... getting gold out of them might really hard.
<alcar> Hrm.
<alcar> "So, you mean I end up IN a dungeon if I get gold?" "Yes." "Does ithave traps?" "... well .... yes."
<Alicia> XD
<alcar> and, in the "dungeon" the elf is asked to pick up fallen soap in the showers and, years later, hunts you down and murders you.
<alcar> The end.

Quote 9173

<Cecil`^> "I've never met someone who had sex with the embodiment of this world's death."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Even I wouldn't do that! Well. Not without a few stiff drinks!"
<Cecil`^> "Huh... But you said you did. Sit down."
<AlcarGM> She has :p
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I lied."
<Cecil`^> "Is that something you do a lot?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "No."
<AlcarGM> :p
* Cecil`^ grabs her hand "Stop chewing your nails."

Quote 9174

<AlcarGM> She gives you an odd look, then stops. "I wonder if anyone realizes just how insane you are?"
<Cecil`^> "Why?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Because you're too calm about this."
* Cecil`^ waves her off
<Cecil`^> "I've been in worse situations."
<AlcarGM> She raises an eyebrow. "Name one."
<Cecil`^> "I had an insane gun in my hands just the other day, and it made me shoot Blossom, the one in new york? She was pissed too."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "That's just politcs," waving it away. "Except for the gun."
<Cecil`^> "Well, when she started shooting at me with it... I feel that is a much worse situation than this."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Then you lack imagination. Thank you for clearing this up. You're not calm, just stupid."

Quote 9175

<AlcarGM> The bus nbegins to go down the road, which is a mobius strip, only its done up like a las vegas strip, a nice tribute to the neon gods.
<Cecil`^> uhm ok
<Cecil`^> how do we get anywhere if it keeps going the same place?
<AlcarGM> You have no idea. But, somehow, you are going somewhere. Possibly because the strip is broken.
<AlcarGM> Sara yawns, and decides to have a nap :P
* Cecil`^ sighs and sits down next to her, watchign hell go by
<AlcarGM> Hell does go by. Slowly. So it goes.
* Cecil`^ looks bored
<AlcarGM> The bus finally comes to a halt, having jumped the strip when you weren't looking, or when you blinked, or perhaps it was never there at all. You have htis nagging suspicion that Hell is trying to show off.

Quote 9176

<AlcarGM> It is Tueday morning and the house is quiet and you're all all alone. No vampires come to kill you, no one calling on the phone, yeah! Dig it!
<AlcarGM> Or something.
<AlcarGM> It is morning. You are now, officially, alone, except for the thing you don't notice.

Quote 9177

<Cecil`^> "Blue is a nice color. Did somebody tell you not to open?"
<AlcarGM> Door: "yeah."
<Cecil`^> "Who?"
<AlcarGM> Door: 'hell."
<Cecil`^> "Why?"
<AlcarGM> Door: "cuz it's the rules," glumly. "i'd like to. you look cute. but i can't or i'd be destroyed."
<Cecil`^> Oooh
<Cecil`^> The door is totally into me
<Cecil`^> "But there are exceptions to every rule..." Getting close to the door... how the hell do you seduce a door? "Not even for ME?"
<AlcarGM> Door: "nope. i'd like to. i mean, you're alive. and you remind me of the boy. but i'm to open it for him. sorry."
<Cecil`^> "C'mon... I'm a good friend... A _good_ friend..."
<AlcarGM> door: "but you're not him." the door sniffs maple syrup. "and he gets to kill me."
<Cecil`^> Oh god...
<Cecil`^> How the hell do you seduce a freaking door?
* Cecil`^ licks the maple syrup from the door "I'm sure he'll let us through... just this once."
* AlcarGM grins
<AlcarGM> rofl!

Quote 9178

<AlcarGM> door: "forever is a long time to be alone. i didn't even get to talk on earth. he wouldn't talk to me. just went on about dying. and cursed me. to hell. so i'm waiting for the boy."
<Cecil`^> "Oh, really? Tell me about it."
<AlcarGM> door: "i was the tree of life," with a deeper sniff, turning a deep shade of orasnge. "then a cross. now i'm just a door. doesn't look good on the resume."
* Cecil`^ nods
<Cecil`^> "The tree of life huh?"
<Cecil`^> "What's that?"
<AlcarGM> door: "....."
<AlcarGM> door: "from genesis?" in a small, hurt voice.

Quote 9179

* Kage` locks up and heads out, then! first to check the town for increased wierdness, mostly the hospital area, and some of the surrroundings
<AlcarGM> Nothing at all weird. Well. UNless you count the one vacant car park across the way currentl yhaving a makeshift tent/building set up in it. A big sign (wood, painted0 says :"The Churc OF Faline, The Almighty One"
* Kage` .oO(F%&*)
<AlcarGM> (( hehehehehe ))

Quote 9180

<Cecil`^> "I see... Well, I'm sure life will come and kill you eventually, until then you should just live life to the fullest."
<AlcarGM> door: "i can't. i can't even open. what's the use of a door that can't door?"
<Cecil`^> "You can't open?"
<AlcarGM> door: "nope. can't let no one in."
<Cecil`^> "Who made THAT rule!?"
<AlcarGM> door: "hell. and jesus when he cursed me."
<Cecil`^> "Tsch... What an ass. If I were you I'd show him who's boss... You were the tree of LIFE! No one messes with you!"
<AlcarGM> door: "i used to think so. they they turned most of me into handbaskets."

Quote 9181

<Cecil`^> "What does Life have that can kill you?"
<AlcarGM> door: "kinship."
<Cecil`^> "Can kill you?"
<AlcarGM> door: "yes. they're part of me."
* Cecil`^ grabs some maple syrup from the door and sucks on the sugar thinking
<AlcarGM> it is, of course, quite good.
<Cecil`^> "You were a maple?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "What powers death, then?" casually.
<AlcarGM> door: "my shadow," to Sara. "I was .. all trees," to you. "someties I cry sap."
<Cecil`^> "Your tears... They taste good."

Quote 9182

<Kage`> "How many others?"
* Kage` doesn't seem to be insulting at this point, interested, to a point
<AlcarGM> The woman's eyes narrow to dangerous slits. "I don't see how this could be your concern."
* Kage` just looks at here, like one would look at an insect ready to be swatted, annoying and tempting and just raises his forearm, and pulls back his sleeve to his elbow
* AlcarGM laughs. You show her the name?
<Kage`> (why not :P)
<AlcarGM> Thw woman's eyes widen and she stares at you, horrified. "You are... the saint?" her voice shaking.
<AlcarGM> (( Woman: "I thought you would be taller!" ))
<Kage`> "How many others?"
<AlcarGM> Woman: "T- twenty four, O Saint of the Lady! Blessed are her claws! Keep them sheathed that we may honour her name!"
* Kage` just sighs and facepalms
<Kage`> "This is a mockery, thats what this is."
<AlcarGM> Woman: "There -there may be more! Lionel ws handing out pamphlets!"

Quote 9183

<AlcarGM> Woman: "You don't believe in promoting the Truth? You'd have the Saviour hide n the shadows when a storm is coming?!"
<Kage`> "I have the truth, you have interpretation."
<AlcarGM> Woman: "The oracle obviously did not tell YOU Her Words," scornfully.
<Kage`> "I don't care, the oracle obviously has her own agenda."
<Kage`> "Why do you even think I'm connected with faline? Because the oracle said so?"
<AlcarGM> Woman: "You doubt the Oracle's voice? Her truth?
<AlcarGM> Woman: "Blasphemer! You sre not worthy to know her name! We will strike you from the records if you don't leave!"
<AlcarGM> (( One religion. One day old. Already looking towards a schism. ))

Quote 9184

* Kage` sits down cross legged and waits a bit, coaxing her body to try and prompt herself to wake
<Kage`> (by repeatedly slapping her :P)
<AlcarGM> the woman wakens on the fourth slap, confused....
<Kage`> (not really, though! XD)
<AlcarGM> Woman: "I . .ah . .your .. your eyes....."
<Kage`> (zomg, not serious at all :P)
* Kage` substitutes slaps with... I dunno, rem fluxuations or w/e
<Kage`> "You have a name?"
<AlcarGM> Woman: ".... Julie."
<Kage`> "They call me Kage."
<Kage`> "Its the only thing left to me, in writing."
<Kage`> "Please don't worship me. I'm not a god or a saint, or whatever you claim, although I don't think I'm human, not anymore."

Quote 9185

* Kage` grabs something small in the cafeteria and tries to determine if they are still holding the kid.
<AlcarGM> Of course. The entire floor is "quarantined" at the moment
<Kage`> (this is rediculous, I'm so staging a breakout :P)
<AlcarGM> (( LOL! ))
<AlcarGM> (( before the vatican can decided if this is a real miracle man?! ))
<Kage`> (his parents suck, too, since they left him, I need to find out if he has any cool grandparents or other close kin.)
<AlcarGM> (( well, they didn't live as much as visit as little as possible :P the smell was.... bad.. and he was dying... ))
<AlcarGM> From the conversation, there are police up there., and Government People and Many Doctors. etc.
<Kage`> how about the parents?
<AlcarGM> Yup. They're lokce dup too. Genetic screening etc.
<AlcarGM> most of the hospital staff is just pissed off at the disruption to normal services
* Kage` totally needs to crush this world and forge a new world order :P
<AlcarGM> quite a few think that other children should have been healed, not some lost cause etc.
<AlcarGM> lol
* Kage` hits his head lightly, bad loci, baaaad loci!

Quote 9186

<Cecil`^> "You didn't do it this time." Walking toward the days inn
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Do what?"
<AlcarGM> You make it there without any ytroble, since you don't hve to pas the hospital or cult of faline ot get there :)
<Cecil`^> "Act... Cheery... You've been doing it around everyone but me. But you didn't do it this time."
<Cecil`^> "I owe Denice a message... She'll need it, after dealing with the addict for a few hours."
<AlcarGM> Sara :"It's harder now," with a shrug
* Cecil`^ laughs lightly, thinking of what just came out of sara's mouth...
<Cecil`^> "Sorry, I've got a dirty mind..." WIth a grin, going up to the room
<AlcarGM> She ignores you :P
<Cecil`^> that's odd =p

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* Cecil`^ warms up his hands, wiggles them, and grabs on, giving Denice the massage of a life time, choc full of fire
<AlcarGM> She almost literally melts in your hands. Sara coughs, lightly, a few hours later. "Time?"
<AlcarGM> Denice: "You .... are ..... an angel. You know that, right?"
* Cecil`^ looks at his watch
<AlcarGM> to you, not Sara :)
<AlcarGM> 4 pm.
<Cecil`^> "Wow, it's been that long.." Smiling to Denice
<Cecil`^> "Well, I have to go. Good luck." Winking and getting up
<AlcarGM> She nods. "Be careful," eyeing Sara warily.
<Cecil`^> "I will."
* Cecil`^ smiles to Sara and leaves out the door
<Cecil`^> (( I clarify because the last time I was in a hotel, I went out the window ;D ))

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<Cecil`^> <Cecil`^> "Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you that we're going to hell...
* AlcarGM nods. :p
<Cecil`^> Heh

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<alcar> Luke, I Am Your Tedious, Overused Plot Device (Lynx Rule)
<alcar> If there is any chance whatsoever that major villain X could be the male lead's father, then it will turn out that major villain X is the male lead's father.
<alcar> I am wondering about ways to make it NOT overused
<alcar> Could work as: "Villain? Son, I know you know you thought I just worked at the office.," as your father finish making the cookes, stuidously ingnoring your gun. "But I;'m not evil. Working for the gestapo is just a job, that's all. It pays the bills.."
<kentari> or more like
<kentari> <Father> "I sent you to Hero Camp, and you never asked where the money came from THEN! Why NOW?" :P
<alcar> lol! That, too :)
<Alicia> ... why would the villain send their kid to Hero Camp?
<Fennec> Guilt.
<alcar> <Father> "Did you never WONDER why the dark Lord Snap-Kracle`Pop didn't destroy the city? I paid him off! It's MY city."
<alcar> Fennec - Nah, training :)
<alcar> "There, now you understand how entitrely incompetent the good people really are. Sure, thye havelots of propaganda ad big armies, bit they can'trun them. Every king needs a grand vizeer to REALLY run things."
<alcar> etc.

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<Fennec> minisession tonight, alcar?
<alcar> Yup, if you're up for it.
<alcar> Kage wants to havea "chat" with Lynn as is :)
<Fennec> mmm, I guess. How soon? (and I can't stay up TOO late... got work tomorrow!)
<alcar> Dunno... couple of hours?
* alcar needs to finish writing a scene
<Fennec> I need to be up and about at 7am.
<alcar> Same :P
<kentari> same
<kentari> lol
<kentari> :P
<alcar> And the "pull an all nighter and astill work" days are, alas, over.
<kentari> We're all 1st shift slaves! :(

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* Cameron laughs :P and heads for Castle Cameron, first and foremost. Hoping its still there..
<AlcarGM> It is there! For now. Thbough there are several holes in the back lawn that look like somone was using high explosives
* Cameron frowns and decides to look around inside, hoping someone is home to explain things. He carries his cellphone on silent mode, but leaves it on in case anyone of consequence tries to contact him...
<AlcarGM> No one seems to be human at present, and someone fixed the brn marks Sophie did to your ceiling when trying to cook the butterfly. You also need to buy groceries soon.
* Cameron feels like going asian these next few weeks. Hopefully, there are still some Chinese left in trail. Delicious. :)

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<Cameron> Anne is to the mind what Sara is to the body!

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<Anelelinde> "Ah, Superstitions."
<AlcarGM> Charles: "You know, like .. lucky rabbits feet, mirrors, pennies. Those things? You - do know about stuff like that, right?"
<Anelelinde> "Of course!"
<AlcarGM> Charles: "Oh, good. Sometimes you - seem so young, oddly.' he just shrugs as yhou approach the school. "Sorry. I can't help seeing things."
<AlcarGM> The school is crowded as usual , minds rushing around, past, through you .... thoughts, ideas, memories.... none of them your own.
<Anelelinde> "Well, depends on how you count it! I was kinda born twice, you know?"
<AlcarGM> Charles: "... twice?"
<AlcarGM> (( Charles: "You don't come off as Christian." ))
<Anelelinde> "You know, chrysalis."
<Cameron> ((Eww she was once a worm :P))
<Anelelinde> (( worms are Annelida, not Anelelinde ))
<Anelelinde> (( Anelelinde is Insecta ))

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* Cameron doesn't leave this one to her decision. Activating his Power, he intends to observe what her vices are. :P
<AlcarGM> Beth nods, though it's mostly being polite. She doesn't hold with vices.
<Cameron> "Can I give you a ride somewhere, at least? Its quite the walk into town."
<AlcarGM> She ,.. has no vices. She uses to, when she was younger. She drank a little too much (more than 1 glass of red wine a day, the horrors). The rest is ... little htings, that she's basically squashed from her personality. She is basically fuctinally insane, at some weird level.
<AlcarGM> anyone without any redeeming vice at all is :)

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<Anelelinde> you know, Cameron
<Anelelinde> I don't really believe you're a vampire
<Anelelinde> they're going to kick you out of the race or something
<Anelelinde> you're way too mild-mannered :P

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<alcar> Obligatory strange Scooby fact: The gang is 84% more likely to stumble upon a secret passage than to find it intentionally.
<alcar> Imagine making up a scooby doo rpg :P
<kentari> You know?
<kentari> It would actually be really awesome.
<kentari> Its episodic enough to translate into well paced sessions.
* alcar nods. Best system might be toon :p
<alcar> "No, you can't find the secret door unless you fail your Smarts roll."

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<AlcarGM> The blind kid comes over, hearing. "Simon? You left a bit quickly Gayle wanted me to give you a book to look at."
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Oh. Thanks, Terry." He takes it, then looks at you, looking better - or at least faking it.
* Cameron scopes out the title. :p
<AlcarGM> Just "Green Eggs and Ham." Braille version included.
<Cameron> (( Awwww :P ))
<Cameron> (( The teacher within me thinks this is the high point of the entire campaign. :> ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))

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<AlcarGM> She flips the second card. "Death. Reversed. Not for you, then. But there was a death in your past."
<AlcarGM> She flips the third. "The future...... Judgement. Perhaps for you. Or for you to make."
<AlcarGM> She flips at the fourth. "The present. The Hanged Man. Wisdom, perhaps. Or sacrifice. And, finally, a last card. The thing that holds all this together..... past ,present, and future...."
<AlcarGM> She flip a fifth card, then blinks at it.
* Kage` tries not to leave a dent in the table with his fingertips
<AlcarGM> You see an angel, only with chains on it.
<AlcarGM> Palm reader: "That isn;t in this deck," slowly.
<Kage`> "Could I see?"
<AlcarGM> She looks up at you. "What did you do?" fearfully.
* Kage` reaches over and takes it, then, damnit :P
<Kage`> (cards have names, whats the name?)
<Cameron> (( 'SPARKIE' ))
<AlcarGM> The [smudged out] Angel.
<Kage`> (/quit)

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<Cameron> I'm in childhood education, sir
<Cameron> Green Eggs and Ham?
<Cameron> I eat that stuff for BREAKFAST.
<Cameron> :P
<Cameron> The symbollism!
<AlcarGM> lol
<Cameron> The green eggs and ham, it represents PEACE!
<Cameron> Sam-I-Am is advocating peace between were and vampire
<Cameron> But the protagonist refuses, under ALL conditions!
<Cameron> Until finally, after great catastrophe...
<Cameron> He gives up and tries it.
<Cameron> And realizes, hey, its delicious.
<Cameron> :P

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<AlcarGM> The fortune teller is sweating..... and they're all blank.. except for the letters A B B E E L O O V W
<Cameron> WE LOVE ABBO
<Cameron> :P wtf?
<AlcarGM> :p
<AlcarGM> I knew I missed a letter! It was meant to be ABBA :p