Quotes 9001 to 9100

Quote 9001

* Kage` just gets to somewhere unseen and stops, looking about, "Er... how far do you think that went?"
<AlcarGM> Simon stops as well, blurring into human, and shrugs. "I think the town and then .... other places?"
<Kage`> "Yeah... I'm not sure how we're going to explain this one...:"
* Kage` decides to make a 'I broke trail' T-shirt :P
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Anne was okay. So I guess we fixed a lot of the cat people," hesitantly, looking for a bright side :p
<Anelelinde> (( I broke it first! ))
<Anelelinde> (( well, second. Third? ))
<Anelelinde> (( Faline, Old Rabbit, Anelelinde, you... any others ))
<Anelelinde> (( ? ))
<Kage`> (Who knows anymore, poor town :P)
<AlcarGM> (( yeah :) ))

Quote 9002

<Darryl> LoLaD sounds like "where angels fear to tread
<Darryl> :
<Anelelinde> are you calling me a fool? :)
<Darryl> probably
<Darryl> Might I point out Rachael, for you?
<Darryl> :P

Quote 9003

<Alicia> How did the Nekomancy thing go?
<Anelelinde> hmm? Terribly! :)
<Anelelinde> fortunately, someone rolled a 2 at the end and cleaned most of it up
<Anelelinde> unfortunately, someone rolled a 2 at the end and attracted all sorts of fun attention-fu

Quote 9004

<AlcarGM> Anelelinde - You waken to sunlight streaming through a window and a warm body pressed against yours.
<Anelelinde> is it awake?
<AlcarGM> Nope, Charles is sleeping sounding. He doesn't snore, at least.
<AlcarGM> (( I like the automatic use of it :p ))
<Anelelinde> are its parents in the house? :P
<AlcarGM> Yup. Fortunately, neither mom nor dad have come to check on their offspring.
<AlcarGM> That would be horribly awkward ;p
<AlcarGM> ("Dear, put the shotgun away. At least he's dating." "It's a freaking butterfly!"

Quote 9005

<AlcarGM> Phil looks up at you, an expression of mountiing horror on his face. "What wee you doing upstairs with my son?"
<AlcarGM> Marsha is asking Charles what's wrong, he's telling her, she's ...well .. mostly in shock, demanding t know when he'll get better.
<Anelelinde> "Nothing, silly! I just came by because he was in a somewhat unhappy state." :(
<Anelelinde> "Do I look like the kind of butterfly who would TRY anything?"
<AlcarGM> Phil: "... try... anything......." He looks as if he's considering throwing up :p
<AlcarGM> Marsha: "Well......" She takes a deep breath, escorts Charles to the table, and says quietly, but firmly. "Thank younfor your help Ana . .ane ...... girl. We will take care of our son from here."
<Anelelinde> "Thank-you and good day, then!"
* Anelelinde bows ultra-theatrically, turns into an insect, waves, and vanishes.
<AlcarGM> Phil's voice follows you with: 'My son was blinded by god for having sex with a buterfly!"

Quote 9006

* Cameron puts the files he has into a small safe in the library on his way out, next to a wrought-iron bound book.
<AlcarGM> (( The Joy of vampyre Sex! By Sara" ))
<Cameron> (( :P ))

Quote 9007

<Kage`> "I can repair, I just can't ever explain."
* Cameron follows the ambulance, "You can work with them when they get to the hospital. It shouldn't take long.."
<Kage`> "Like hell, he's going straight into ICU, relatives only, little less of a lockdown than surgery."
<Cameron> "Are you saying we need to extract him?
<Cameron> "
* Cameron looks in the rear view mirror, at Anne :P
<AlcarGM> (( .... LoLaD, where the PCs hijack ambulances. ))

Quote 9008

* Cameron thinks back >>We're all going to my place, quickly, now.. I will put a decoy in Mustafa's stead.. start with him.<< But its really, really soft, distant.. echoes like someone shouting from the top of a mountain
<Anelelinde> >> to Cameron >> we are in an ambulance and your place is not too far away where do I move him to?
<Cameron> ((huh? :P))
<Anelelinde> (( er, your place IS too far away. I think. ))
<Anelelinde> (( where do you want the body? ))
<Cameron> >>To the other Car, at least, then<< this time it pings, like its heard coming through pipes
<AlcarGM> (( and then it times out. ))
* Cameron begins working some of his own magic, waiting for Anne to set wheels in motion before he finalizes things. :P
<Cameron> (( Indeed! ))

Quote 9009

<AlcarGM> You reach the grounds without any problems, though the GM so wants the police to pull you over for something...
<Cameron> ;p
<AlcarGM> (( "Why do you have a dead person in your car?" "He's not dead." "Well, err, yes, but they did an autopsy..." ))
<Cameron> (( ;p ))

Quote 9010

<Cameron> "If Mustafa comes conscious around you guys before me.. inform him that he's legally dead.. we'll need to take care of that."
* Kage` ....'s
<Cameron> "I couldn't keep the illusion up, so I had it expire."

Quote 9011

<AlcarGM> Behind the tape. The hole - or door - in the air.
<AlcarGM> it's cold. You don't know where you are, but you're very cold. No breath, no place to breathe.. just a kind of waiting silence that seems to breathe, a contradiction that nonetheless makes perfect sense
* Kage` was hoping for something else, some sort of small sense to be made, something to Direct all this anger of someone who tried to help him out who got hurt because of something he did
<AlcarGM> And then there is ..... ground. Ice, and a sky full of fire. Something is tugging at you, pulling you further.... something promises.. answers? A vcoice saying: "I know about Max...."
<AlcarGM> Somerhing pulls at you, from the other side.. Life.... warmth ..... anger......
<Kage`> (Is this... hell?)
<AlcarGM> You have no idea. Probably an outpost/.
<AlcarGM> Mayvbe one of their time share agreements? :p

Quote 9012

<Cecil`^> "Well... Can you heal things?" Motioning to his wound "This thing won't stay shut."
<alcar> The old man frowns, looking at it, mutttering something in his native tongue. "oh......"
<alcar> he looks at it, then at you. "What did you do, to deserve a wound that does not heal?"
<Cecil`^> "Vampire..." Reminding the man
<alcar> Simeon shakes his head. "Only God can curse a man with a wound that cannot heal, my friend. Or a body that ages but never dies."
* Cecil`^ grunts
<Cecil`^> "It seems there are somethings you still need to learn."
<alcar> The old man shakes his head slowly. "What was your sin?" sadly.
* Cecil`^ looks at the man puzzled
<Cecil`^> "You don't get it, do you?"

Quote 9013

<Cecil`^> "Why do you think the angels aren't the servants of the lord?"
<alcar> Simeon sighs, shaking his head. "If he has ears....." He looks up. "There is a girl in france, who believes herself guided by the Lord, who speaks tactics told to her by these imposters, to fight off the British. Tell me, O Dragon why would God prefer the English to the French?"
<alcar> Denice sniggers, but doesn't reply :P
<Cecil`^> "There must be balance in all things. Why would God allow satan to roam free if it were not so?"

Quote 9014

<Darryl> One arm is going to stay
<Darryl> until he saves up enough for his item of power
<Cameron> I'm afraid its going to have to be called an Arm of Nyr
<Cameron> :P
<Darryl> NO.
<Darryl> It's going to be a self created robotic arm.
<AlcarGM> with a Made In Taiwan sticker? :p
<AlcarGM> Drew could add one :)
<Darryl> ...
<Darryl> It'd be Hecho en Mexico if I were adding a sticker.

Quote 9015

<kentari> (( :/ I can't shave electrically. It would format my memories. ))

Quote 9016

<kentari> Petunia takes shotgun with a mutter, and Mom is driving, of course. "I'll let you boys direct me to your places."
* Anton hops in!
<Anton> "Do you know where the -insert location here- is?"
<kentari> <Mom> "Oh! That's right near [obligatory landmark], isn't it?" :P

Quote 9017

<Drew`> "The tree is on the top of ... I don't remember the name of it. Insurance company, about . .half a mile away? I was looking at it, and the ... tendrils on the road, during the drive."
* Drew` points in direction.
<Anton> "Tendrils on the road?"
* Drew` nods. "The red ones."
<Drew`> "As if they're spreading out from the city."
<Anton> "...."
<Anton> 'We need help."
<Aaron_V> "Do any of you know Faust's number? Or Rachel's? Or Forest's?"
<Drew`> "We don't even how HOW to stop it. I mean, the one in the school we laughed at.. and even *that* failed. We'd need, like, the Beatles, to make people happy enough to hurt this one."
<Anton> "I can get em."
<Drew`> ".. the beatles?"
<Aaron_V> "That would be a feat."

Quote 9018

<Drew`> "... does anyone else feel like this is some weird version of the ghostbusters?"
<Anton> "If ghosts were from space?"
<Forest`^> There's something strange, in the neighbor hood, who ya gunna call?
<Aaron_V> Random high school students!
<kentari> ;p
<Aaron_V> :P
<Forest`^> There's somethign wierd, and it don't look good... who ya gunna call?
<Aaron_V> Sara!
* Aaron_V goes to hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect

Quote 9019

<Forest`^> Sara wouldn't have sex with me because I wanted to be on top
<Drew`> Forest - lies :p
<Forest`^> i'm not joking
<Forest`^> she started crying and everything!
<Drew`> How could you be so cruel?!~
<Drew`> You hurt her feeling!
<Forest`^> lol
<Forest`^> the sex feeling?
* Drew` nods :p

Quote 9020

<Anton> "That tree is fucked up, its messing everything up, and now we have a huge ass one in the city, and six more of them comming from outer fucking space."
<Forest`^> "I said I'll be there, and I'll be there."
<Anton> "I can't even believe I just said that, but whatever, get here when you can."

Quote 9021

<Rachael> (( Anton was dialing me up? I don't have a cell phone! You materialist capitalist technologicalist Westerner! ))

Quote 9022

<kentari> A few moments later, an el camino pulls up!
<kentari> Faust steps out wearing formal wear and a... .... I can't spell it.
<kentari> The hebrew head gear :P
<Drew`> lol

Quote 9023

<Anelelinde> Hmm. Anelelinde is not as good with grammar as I am.
<Anelelinde> She's starting to bug me, a little. :P
<AlcarGM> lol

Quote 9024

<Kage`> "Where have you been lately?"
<Anelelinde> "A big mean purple dinosaur demon almost got Mustafa! He's still loose I think."
* Yuki-Takuri snarls
<Yuki-Takuri> "I, I'm ok now, I had to deal..."
* Yuki-Takuri wipes her brow
<Yuki-Takuri> "With some of my own... Demons"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Do you know where it is?"
<AlcarGM> (( "Right behind you." ))
<Kage`> "We were hoping you could help us find it."
<Anelelinde> "Well, if it's the same thing as the big angry hurt thing it's that way I think" (gestures back west and north)

Quote 9025

<Anelelinde> "Okay. A note! Demon thing is presently confused and insane but relatively calm but this is starting to change soooo...."
<Anelelinde> "it is now getting more calm and collected and hateful and violent and probably dangerous."
<Kage`> "So... it being sane is dangerous?"
<Anelelinde> "When it's insane it's just wandering and confused and looking for eggs kinda."
<Yuki-Takuri> "Eggs?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "That's a really weird demon."
<Yuki-Takuri> "You made it insane?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Ane?"

Quote 9026

* Yuki-Takuri looks at the ground in front of her and growls
* Kage` uh, checks the ground? :P
<AlcarGM> Simon looks at the ground, confused. "Are you okay?" to Yuki.
* Yuki-Takuri snaps her head up to Simon
<Yuki-Takuri> "Not until I cut off that purple demon's head?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "It hurt Mufasta"
<Kage`> "Terribly."
<Yuki-Takuri> "I'm going to let him go from it"
<Yuki-Takuri> "He won't be tormented by it after I kill it"
<Kage`> "Like, I don't know how he survived till we got to him."
<AlcarGM> (( Kage gets the official "keep the psycho fox calm award". ))

Quote 9027

<GeminiRai> You were all sitting outside your destroyed house in your destroyed universe having a little chat about reality, as I recall.
* dale nods
<GeminiRai> and Crysta was just about to reveal that she knew Something Important and Vital.
* dale has realized he is grounded for life, which is even more important.
<GeminiRai> Of course.
<Taralynn> :)

Quote 9028

* dale hopes Tara put clothing back on? :p
<GeminiRai> Some of the stars are becoming short horizontal lines, and at the end of the indentation is a half-circle glass entrance deal, made of double doors.
<GeminiRai> (much more stars are changing around Tara)
* Taralynn did not.
* Taralynn knocks.
* dale breaks into a run!
* dale bellows: "TARA! STOP! YOU'RE NOT MARRYING SOME FREAKY ALIEN!"
<Taralynn> "Marriage?"
* Taralynn shakes her head.
<dale> "Aliens," with the authority of many late-night movies, "ALWAYS want to marry earth women." *thinks about that* "I don't know why. You're kind of icky."
* dale glares at her. "And I'm not having an alien for a brother in law!"
<GeminiRai> Almost all of the stars around you shorten/widen to tiny dashes.
<GeminiRai> and the glass on the door turned pitch-black as dale arrived and tara started to knock.
* dale is ignoring them, unless they try and marry his sister

Quote 9029

<GeminiRai> a line of blue light opens in front of Tara's hand as she's about to knock, and widens, consuming the door. Several green people almost twice as tall as Tara walk out, holding big scary looking guns, and calmly surround you.
<dale> "...."
* dale looks at them, then whispers: "Which one do I hit first?"
<GeminiRai> Assuming Dale doesn't flip out and kill them instantly, the two near the door spread apart, and another, only slightly shorter one, dressed up in weird fancy clothes walks out, and holds out his hands.
* dale brightens, having a target, and glares at the poor alien, just waiting....
<GeminiRai> As he does so, the other aliens aim their guns at both of you.
<Taralynn> "Klaatu barata nikktu."
* dale snickers.
* dale doesn't drop the pipe, though.
<Taralynn> (( It's like the universal greeting! ))

Quote 9030

<GeminiRai> The alien without a gun eyes Taralynn suspiciously "Ataarai Kalal Kitinait?"
* dale 's hands twitch holding the pipe.
<Taralynn> "Tsubasa tsubasa Mitsubushi."
<GeminiRai> The alien squints coldly, and lowers a hand. "Shinai", the air tenses for an instant, and all of the aliens fire at you at once.
* dale attacks the alien for ... not marrying his sister!
<dale> assuming he doesn't die, first.
* Taralynn stops, drops, and rolls.
<GeminiRai> Tara gets hit in a cross of three beams, and sparkly electric things cover her body, and she collapses, and rolls!
<GeminiRai> Dale gets winged as he attacks faster than they'd prepared for, and...how are you attacking?
<dale> Pipe to heads. Broken heads. Guns first, if they keep shooting at Tara
* dale yells a war cry of: "Stupid, stupid aliens!"
* dale then practices american foreign policy all over the place messily :p

Quote 9031

<GeminiRai> The aliens all do their best to shoot Dale, the shot in your back is slowing you down annoyingly, and a couple of them manage to scrape your knees, you're downing aliens nicely, but you're feeling rather sleeping, and there are still about 6 left on the other side of you, and they're taking aim.
<GeminiRai> about 6 feet away.
* dale charges, of course! "You bem's hurt my sister!"
<dale> (( the sane response of, say, avoiding getting hit first, doesn't come into play. This is why he loses at complicated video games. ))
<dale> (( like battle tetris. ))
<GeminiRai> (( hehe ))

Quote 9032

<GeminiRai> Both Tara and Dale are standing in a strange 3 dimensional world with grassy islands and waterfalls in every direction, floating around in mid-air and water flowing everywhere, you're both on an island in the middle, and a light blue humanoid figure is standing across from the both of you in the middle.
<GeminiRai> Tara is likely still naked.
<Taralynn> A three-dimensional world? How is that different from...? :D
* Taralynn looks at the figure.
<GeminiRai> Most of the time the world appears to be very 2 dimensional!

Quote 9033

< Chaos`^> alcar, i just realized something
<dale> Oh?
<Chaos`^> You remember that game you ran
<dale> Uh...... more detail? :p

Quote 9034

* dale presses other random buttoms, waiting for Cool Things to happen.
<Taralynn> (( like what? this? ))
<Taralynn> !uasurge
<GeminiRai> Giant white gloved hands come out and start spanking Tara all over.
<sparkie> The next thing a person says comes out backwards. Its unintelligible.
<Taralynn> GeminiRai: O_O
* GeminiRai shrugs
<GeminiRai> lol
<GeminiRai> They go away:P
<GeminiRai> More buttons, dale?
<dale> of course!

Quote 9035

* Taralynn brushes Dale aside, and asks the blue thing- "What must be done?"
<GeminiRai> It bobs around and titters excitedly, when a beam tears through it, making it turn red and explode into lots of tiny sparks.
* dale glares at Tara, now really confused
* dale then stares at the explosion. "Awesome!"
<Taralynn> (to the blue thing) "In the name of all that is right and good, I offer you all that I have, all that I am, and all that I can convince my little brother to do."
<dale> "That's wicked! Make it happen again!"
* Taralynn smiles, vaguely pleased with her selflessness. :P
* dale watches blue now not husband thing for more cool explosions

Quote 9036

<AlcarGM> You reach ythe main floor, to hear someone screaming. Loudly. And at great length. And constable Doormouse, sounding rather strained, saying: "Please. Calm. Down."
<Rachael> "Why should I calm down? THINK OF THE AMINALS!!!!"
<Rachael> "THIS IS A MATTER OF GRAVE CONCERN!!!"
<AlcarGM> <Constable Doormouse> "... Animals? Ma'am, you were brought in for jaywalking. That does NOT involve harming actual blue jays."
* Cameron just .. blinks. :P

Quote 9037

<AlcarGM> You find her in a grove of oak trees in the park that are, well, a direct import (via glamour :p) from Ireland. She's up in a tree, alone.
* Cameron looks the same, but is wearing some manner of strange Crown of Black Mist, looking about curiously.
<Rachael> "SOMEONE! HELP! I AM STUCK! GET ME DOWN FROM UP HERE!"
* Cameron looks up, remarking, "Are you serious?"
<Cameron> "How did you get up there?"
* Rachael looks deadly serious!
<Rachael> "Climbing of course! With my claws."
<Cameron> "Then just do exactly what you did to get up there -- only, reversed."
<Rachael> "I can't do that! It... it doesn't work that way!!!"
<Cameron> "And why not?"
<Rachael> "I went up head first!"

Quote 9038

<Cameron> ahhh man
<Cameron> you can learn a lot about someone's educational philosophy
<Cameron> by finding out how they'd help a kid down from a tree :P
<AlcarGM> Heh

Quote 9039

<AlcarGM> Something flahes at Rachael, distracting her for a moment as the vampire steps through the circle, ignoring the jolt of pain from it.
* Rachael blinkblinks. "Ah well, so much for fun and games. Perhaps another time."
<Cameron> "I doubt it."
* Cameron snaps his fingers again.
<AlcarGM> So ..what is Cameron doing now? Racael seems to hagve stopped paying attention to you, but it's hard to tell with fae.
* Rachael curtsies, with little green curliness floating in the air, and waltzes off into a tree.
<AlcarGM> Som,ething, like razorblades betwee shadows, flits through the spaces between moments of will, but nothing happens to the fae at all, who wanders off out of this story, and into others....
* Cameron mutters, calls forth his car, and makes a cell phone call to Sophie.
<AlcarGM> He answers, with a very curt: "Yeah?"
<AlcarGM> (( he really should get caller id.... ))
<Cameron> "You're going to have to do this carefully, and perhaps get some outside help."
<AlcarGM> Soiphie: "What?" in a far more civil tone.
<Cameron> "Every tree within city limits must be ashes withing forty-eight hours."
<AlcarGM> (( ..... ))
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "WHAT?"
<Rachael> (( omgwtf ))

Quote 9040

<Tass> how much longer you got for tonight?
<Tass> or is the night drawing to a close for you?
<AlcarGM> Hrm.... good for a few hours.
<AlcarGM> Not working tomorrow :p
<Tass> ic!
<Tass> well, its one day away, I mean, we will be playing tomorrow...
<AlcarGM> Can do some tonight, if you want to.
<Tass> never a question of ability, always responsibility :/
<AlcarGM> hehe

Quote 9041

<AlcarGM> You've finished packing the first suitcase when the doorbell rings.
* Cameron prepares a couple copies of house keys for trusted individuals while he's gone, too, and takes a walk around his house making sure all the Locked rooms are inded Locked
<AlcarGM> Or, while you are doing that :p
* Cameron pauses, and looks out the nearest door-facing window to see who it is! :P
<AlcarGM> A young girl, human, standing on the porch.
* Cameron is almost more scared of these than obvious threats, now, you know.
<AlcarGM> Wise :p
* Cameron goes and gets the door, of course, seeing no need to bring a gun with him ;p
<AlcarGM> The tentacle monster offers you girl guide cookies.
<AlcarGM> j/k

Quote 9042

<Kage`> "What the hell was it?'
<AlcarGM> He looks up at that, surprised, and manages a shaky grin, which vanishes. :"S-someone who should be dead," softly. "Rei and - and Faline killed him, and that w-was his scent." He takes a nother breath, tryingfor calm. "He was the -the pack leader, before Faline killed him."
<Kage`> "But he's not dead..."
<Kage`> "Why did they kill him?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "He was..... insane. he drove his pack insane, a whole town insane. Us, too, a little. He .... made the land itself go mad," carefully, looking through you at some memory.
<Kage`> "I see."
<Kage`> "What happens when a pack leader isn't a pack leader anymore?"
<Cameron> ((An interim freely-elected government is formed to embrace freedom.))
<AlcarGM> Simon: "They die. Sometimes the land itself turns on them, sometimes just - other were. That's what Charles said. He was the shaman for the old pack, and stuff."
<Cameron> ((AKA, the coucil installs a puppet leader ;p))
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))

Quote 9043

<Yuki-Takuri> "Your not like needing to make a withdrawl from the transfusion center or something are you?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "I mean, you should leave the patients alone, I think they keep it in Bags and stuff here"
<Cameron> "I don't mean to sound cold, but we can't be here long and I need to make sure we see this through. When we're done, I'll answer all of your questions. Time is of the essence, though."
<Yuki-Takuri> "Ok, and i mean I understand, as for cold, you guys can't really help it right?"
<Cameron> "You say it like its a bad thing."
* Yuki-Takuri shrugs
* Cameron smiles, and turns to journey down the hallway ;p

Quote 9044

<Yuki-Takuri> "Well, I'm sure if you had a body, it was dead, but it wasn't Mufasta"
<Yuki-Takuri> "I just thought I'd come clear it up with you all, but I mean if theres not a body for me to see I guess I can't"
<AlcarGM> Victor: "Ma'am, we have his death on file. Misplaced bodies are .. not common, I admit, but he did die. I'm sorry."
<Yuki-Takuri> "Weelll I think Mufasta would have a hard time with you telling him he died"
<Yuki-Takuri> "He's at home resting right now"
<AlcarGM> Victor the mortician: "I .... see. Well," gently, "if he comes in, and wants to explain how he got up and left and is fine, we'd much appreciate it."

Quote 9045

<AlcarGM> The nurse wishes Yuki the nurse a nice evening, and goes back to watching her game.
* Cameron reaches in his pocket a moment.
* Yuki-Takuri walks up to Cameron, looks just like a nurse, more or less
<Cameron> "You didn't kill a nurse, did you?"
* Cameron asks Yuki, frowning :P

Quote 9046

<Yuki-Takuri> "Errr, Didn't I tell you to ignore what you saw?"
* Yuki-Takuri snarls
<Cameron> "Did you say anything about ignoring what we smelled?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Why, rarghhhh, why are they here?"
* Cameron points out, stoicly :P
* Kage` sighs
* Yuki-Takuri sniffs the air as if she doesn'e know what your talking about
<Kage`> "Something is close, regardless."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "It's hard to ignore the smell of demons."
<AlcarGM> (( "They get in the clothes, and everything." ))
* Yuki-Takuri snarls again

Quote 9047

<AlcarGM> The interior is ... well....... purple. And red. Mostly becasuse of the blood, which actually goes quite nicely with the purple. A 12' tall purple dinosaur is currently eating fingers. Becsuse people are cutting theirs off asnd giving them to him. While singing.
<Cameron> why..
<Cameron> WHY DO THE FINGERS MAKE ME HUNGRIER?!
<Cameron> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, ALCAR? :P
* sparkie took a vow of silence

Quote 9048

<AlcarGM> Barney turns, then smiles. "More friends!"
<Yuki-Takuri> ((some might say he's just enacting a campaign of events aimed at defimating the kind of corporate congromolates McDonald's represents, and the finger eating is representative of how you might as well cut off your own fingers with as harmfull as it's food is to the body over a long period of time))
* Cameron points at the dinosaur, "The chicken nuggets are 20% malevolent demon, you sick, twisted fiend."
<Yuki-Takuri> ((XD))

Quote 9049

* Cameron draws his guns.
* Kage` just snags one of the knives from one of the customers
<AlcarGM> Barney smiles: "You have no idea what's in the real ones, do you? This town has few homeless people." He munches another finger. "Kill."
* Kage` just STABS HIMSELF A FEW TIMES
<AlcarGM> There are 12 adults and 17 children. They begin moving towards the three of you, bleeding a fair bit in some cases, but not showing any effects

Quote 9050

<sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6-2: 6(8) - Barney, evasion.
<Yuki-Takuri> ((lol "Barney evasion"))
<Cameron> (( ;p ))
<AlcarGM> The demon moves, impossibly fast, half way across the store and evading the shot, trailing purple and red blood as it moves.
<AlcarGM> (( new magical power! ))

Quote 9051

<Nomesi> "Hey leech! Shield the kid so he can make it so I don't blow this whole damn block up!"
* Cameron shoves aside whatever humans remain near him, steeping his hands once more in the blood of innocents -- going for the kids, cuz they're probably virgins, too.. makes his work that much easier, like good oil in an engine, yeah baby..
<Cameron> "On it."

Quote 9052

* Yuki-Takuri covering her eyes and letting her demon sense take over, to see if theres anything there
<AlcarGM> Nothing. At all. He just destroyed a major powerful demon utterly, which should be impossible.
* Yuki-Takuri crys at her uselessness T_T
<AlcarGM> Sparkie's ways are evil to all :p

Quote 9053

* Yuki-Takuri 's ACV is 14
<AlcarGM> and his defence defended :p
<Yuki-Takuri> unless Barney's DCV is higher than that, I should have suceeded by allot more on the attack than he did on his defense >_>
<AlcarGM> besm is attack? Succeed? Defend roll? If yes = attack fail.
* Yuki-Takuri still thinks somethings wrong with it
* Yuki-Takuri is probobly just sore at being utterly useless though
<AlcarGM> yes :) Sparkie was just.... evil :P
* Yuki-Takuri wants Sparkie killed, for once in her life

Quote 9054

<AlcarGM> Simon asks Yuki what kind of pizza she wants.
* Yuki-Takuri just stares at Simon
<Yuki-Takuri> "Suprise me"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "... Oh. Okay."
<Nomesi> ( *DEATHGLARE* "...So.... What kind of Pizza do you want? Pepperoni?")
* Yuki-Takuri scowls and frowns at Simon
<AlcarGM> He whispers the order for the last pizza :P
<AlcarGM> Nomesi and Cameron return with drinks as Simon and Yuki bring out a dozen pizzas...
<Cameron> "Its almost like we're some kind of normal family."
* Cameron smirks.
<Nomesi> "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
* Nomesi wipes his eyes, and catches the case he almost dropped
* Yuki-Takuri eats lots of pizza, and unwittingly eyes some of the customers hungrily as she eats
<Nomesi> "....Thats... wow, and I thought your humor died when your life was held in stasis..."
* Yuki-Takuri still can't get the taste of soldier out of her mind
* Nomesi recovers! slowly :P

Quote 9055

<Cecil`^> "If I could just find the wanderer he might be able to tell me how to travel through time..."
<AlcarGM> Angel: "That one is ..... not available in the time you are from, due to . .chronal interference. Seek out his wife for aid."
<Cecil`^> "He has a wife?"
<AlcarGM> Angel: "Long ago, yes."
<Cecil`^> "Right... if he had a wife long ago, how do I get to her?"
<AlcarGM> Angel: "You have met her. We can see her in your mind. You resisted her power?" The angel stares, stunned into silence for a moment. "Remarkable."
* Cecil`^ scratches his heaed
<Cecil`^> "Sara? SARA!?"
<AlcarGM> Angel: "If that is the name she uses in your time, yes."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "..... angels have a sense of humour?"

Quote 9056

<Cecil`^> holy fuck...
* AlcarGM grins
<Cecil`^> you are evil alcar
<Cecil`^> she's gunna ask for a price too
<AlcarGM> k-i-s-s-i-n-g ... :p

Quote 9057

* Nomesi uh, eats! and drinks! he even does this one thing where he bites the top off of a beer. Bottle.
<AlcarGM> Simon eats pizza. And drinks pop, since he's underage :p
* Nomesi is like, the loud obnooxious frat boy asshole you've always wanted to punch in the face, but who isn't -currently- insulting anyone
* Yuki-Takuri punches him anyways =P
<Yuki-Takuri> j/k
* Cameron eats pizza with a fork and knife, and has a large glass of some other drink he poured in another room next to him.

Quote 9058

<Yuki-Takuri> ((Headlines: Mcdonalds destoryed, patrons found with all their fingers cut off!))
<AlcarGM> (( Sadly, it won't beat "kid in hospital miraculously healed" :p ))
<Yuki-Takuri> ((or "Body losses and death mixups at the mourge" ))
<Yuki-Takuri> ((=P))
<AlcarGM> (( Yes. Well. The night is still young! The PCs can make up something to top all that :p ))

Quote 9059

* Yuki-Takuri looks at Simon and lets her scowl return
<Yuki-Takuri> "You leak, I know you've noticed that"
<Yuki-Takuri> "and your aura is more powerfull, and uncontrolable than is possible"
<Yuki-Takuri> "Something is very wrong, its the same thing thats happening to Rei, something is very, very, wrong"
* Yuki-Takuri scowls and stuffs her face with anchovie pizza
<Cameron> "Actually, Yuki."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "The Winterland didn't do that. I don't think so. We just - had to get stronger, to survive and stuff." He shrugs.
* Kage` frowns suddenly, and sits up, and takes a napkin and spits something in it.
* Cameron sets down his fork, with a *clink*
<Cameron> "If it happens, its possible."
* Yuki-Takuri ignores Cameron

Quote 9060

<kentari> nomesi + yuki
<kentari> oh man
<kentari> their babies
<kentari> would be so sacry :P
<kentari> scary
<Elana{sleepytime}> >_>
<Tass> would be like
<alcar> LOL!.....
* alcar shudders
<Tass> furry chainsaws

Quote 9061

<Chaos`^> Cecil is open, because Denice hasn't hit on him yet, and when he met her it was... well less than pleasant
<Chaos`^> it's one of those
<Chaos`^> He was reaching for a lifeline and all he found was a rope
* alcar nods. She will, eventually :P
<Tass> rope is flammable, anyways :P
<Chaos`^> so he hasn't thought of her that way =p

Quote 9062

<AlcarGM> Nice big cart. With food. And coffee. And a side dose of something evil under the food. A ticking sound, say
<AlcarGM> Breakfast also reeks of far too much garlic.
<Cecil`^> Odd
* Cecil`^ checks the ticking soudn
<AlcarGM> It's under the cart, where they normally keep extra plates, heating pads, and the like. You're familiar with the smell of plasticine,I trust?
<AlcarGM> (( So.... you buy force field .....? :p ))
* Cecil`^ wonders if a bomb will hurt him...
<Cecil`^> I already did
<Cecil`^> I'm working on skills right now
<Cecil`^> "Denice... There's a bomb in this cart..."
<AlcarGM> Since you're A) alive and b) human-shaped, we can conclude: Yes :p

Quote 9063

<AlcarGM> Denice: "It's been a long time since somone tried to killed me," quietly. "I hate relearning lessons."
* Cecil`^ stands "Alright, let's get started."
<Cecil`^> "Lessons?"
<Cecil`^> "I don't think 'how not to get killed' is something you can just learn in a classroom..."
<AlcarGM> She nods, standing, gulping the rest of her coffee. "Could just be me," with a shrug. "But sometimes I think I'm only really alive when I'm atthe edge of death."

Quote 9064

* Cecil`^ stops in a shop to get a watch too
<AlcarGM> You buy one from a street vendor offering "Rolixes! Cheap!" Real ones, too :p 5 bucks.
<Cecil`^> ...
<Cecil`^> real rolexes?
<AlcarGM> Yup. Thief selling 'em :0
<Cecil`^> 5 bucks?
<Cecil`^> you do realize rolexes run from 3000 up right? And by up I mean... way up
* AlcarGM nods. Yes.
* Cecil`^ buys three
<AlcarGM> He thanks you for your business, a but confused as your speed, wondering if he should increase the price or something, and what a rolex actually is... maybe a kind of car....
<Cecil`^> =p

Quote 9065

<aslhk> we are playing not-elder amberites who will wish to earn favor among their elders as well as perhaps make a run for the throne if the situation is right =p
<AlcarGM> oooh. Could be fun.
* AlcarGM would play :p
<aslhk> I thought you would say so! *laugh*
<aslhk> excellent
* AlcarGM nods. Amber is teh fun :p
<aslhk> yeah *laugh*
<AlcarGM> Gavin wouldn't be suited ot such a game :p
<aslhk> lol
<aslhk> no, have to play someone with some killer instinct
* AlcarGM nods.
* AlcarGM shall play..... Fenrick!
<aslhk> lol!
<aslhk> I will play fenrickII!

Quote 9066

<Rachael> "What I'm interested in is.... WHY do people think I'm weird?"
<Rachael> "They all have the weirdest reasons."
<AlcarTempGM> (( "You turned into a small person." ))
<AlcarTempGM> Petunia: "Well, you do weird things. Like hugging teachers who are trying to give speeches."
<Aaron_V> ((And hugging Amos))
<Rachael> "That's a silly reason to think I'm weird."
<Rachael> "There are much better ones than that."
<AlcarTempGM> Petunia: ".... so?"
<Rachael> "Well, remember when you were staying late a little for Home Ec and I showed up all of a sudden?"
<Aaron_V> ((you're going to break the poor gal))
<Rachael> (( I'm clumsy like that. ))

Quote 9067

* Aaron_V bends down while doing so, and keeps his voice down so as not to break Petunia, "It's not a tree, it's an evil meteor in a vaguely tree-like shape."
<AlcarTempGM> 2d6 -does she break?
<sparkie> AlcarTempGM 2d6: 11 -does she break?
<AlcarTempGM> Not yet.

Quote 9068

<AlcarTempGM> Petunia's sister comes up behind Forest. "are you really a nazi?"
<Forest`^> "What would make you think something like that?"
<Aaron_V> ((The fact that you had enough arms to take over a small European country. And France.))
<Forest`^> (( My fists could take over france... ))

Quote 9069

* Aaron_V sets up his shot to drain a stripe sitting in the corner
* Aaron_V drops it, but botches the english and ends up with a horrible shot on, well, anything
<Forest`^> (( Does alcar know what english is? ))
<AlcarTempGM> (( the language, yes :p ))
<Forest`^> (( It's the spin on the ball, whre you hit it to make it spin ))
<AlcarTempGM> (( as far as it relates to pool: No :p ))

Quote 9070

* Rachael heads inside with another unusual gait which I have an interesting vision of here, but can't quite adequately describe, so meh, whatever.

Quote 9071

<Forest`^> "I haven't caught your name?"
<AlcarTempGM> The girl grins. "Do you need it?"
<Forest`^> (( Only so I can tell the gm that i totally scored in his game while he was away ))
<AlcarTempGM> (( :p ))
* Forest`^ raises an eyebrow
<Forest`^> "Ofcourse not."
<AlcarTempGM> (( The temp-Gm plays "VD is for everybody" in the background ))

Quote 9072

<Aaron_V> ((Should I have Petunia try to hook drew up?))
* Forest`^ takes this break to get somethign to drink
<Aaron_V> ((Er, wait, she doesn't have male friends, does she?))
<Forest`^> (( You... ))
<Aaron_V> ((What?))
<Forest`^> (( Unles you don't consider yourself her friend =p ))
<Aaron_V> ((I meant beyond us))
<Forest`^> (( ;))
<sparkie> (( Me? ))

Quote 9073

<AlcarGm> Anyhow....
<AlcarGm> It is currently Saturday evening, you're at Cameron's. Simon's in the kitchen, after having checked on Mufasta, who is now sleeping normally, and you've gone outside to find Tin.
<Lynx> (lol i read that and i was like NO IT'S THURSDAY)
<AlcarGm> (( lol ))

Quote 9074

* Cecil`^ hangs up and goes to the pond to feed the ducks
<AlcarGm> The poor ducks are getting very fat.
<AlcarGm> Do you want to eat one? :p
<Cecil`^> nah, they've only been over fed for a day
<Cecil`^> what?
<Cecil`^> no!
<AlcarGm> Just making sure.

Quote 9075

<Cecil`^> alcar
<AlcarGm> yes? :p
<Cecil`^> maureen can't work for both ventura and haruspex
<Cecil`^> pick one
<AlcarGm> She does :)
<Cecil`^> She can't, that's what I'm saying
<Cecil`^> it's impossible
<Cecil`^> there is far too much information inside of haruspex
<Cecil`^> they would never let a ventura employee inside
* AlcarGm points to previous comment. Then points out that the person making this point is a dragon when dragons are exctinct.

Quote 9076

* Cecil`^ looks around for a stairs, a halway, or an elevator
<AlcarGm> There are many crates, all neat and orderly, cement, a forklift. At the end of the dock are are two double doors, and a single door beside them, with a sign overhead reading "lunchroom"
* Cecil`^ goes into the lunchroom, since its proper name is really breakroom, this is obvious deception
<AlcarGm> (( lol ))

Quote 9077

<Kage`> "Where did you find this, anyways?"
* Kage` folds the cloth gently and tries to see if it contains a scent, it being the sense closest tied to memmory
<AlcarGm> Tin: "Far sideways. Past dream places, and guarded by dark things."
<AlcarGm> No scent that you get from it, except that of Tin, but thetre's a feeling of .... loss, and anger under it.
<Kage`> "Guarded you say... by what?"
<Kage`> "And if you got away with this, what was left behind?"
<AlcarGm> Tin: "Dark things under the earth. Men who never see light, in wood that never saw sunlight. This one had to bribe a Tail without a dog to find the way."
<Cecil`^> (( That's as bad as whipped cream to shave sheep ))
<AlcarGm> (( eh? ))
<AlcarGm> (( Was a quick idea. If there's a cheshire cat that's just grin, there has to be a dog that's just tail. ))
<Kage`> (it sounds familiar)
<Kage`> (Maybe its just my subconscious telling me it makes sense)
<Cecil`^> (( But cat's don't smile, that's the joke behind the cheshire cat ))
<AlcarGm> (( .... it was spur of the moment :p I plead the higher court of absurdity ))

Quote 9078

<AlcarGm> The Little Engine That Couldn't: "Earth?! I'm not allowed to go there!"
<Cecil`^> "Well can you make an exception?"
<AlcarGm> The Little Engine That Couldn't: ".... why should I?" suspiciously.
<Cecil`^> "Perhaps you can't do it... Maybe I should ask someone else..."
<Cecil`^> "I think you can, though..."
<Cecil`^> =p
<AlcarGm> (( :p ))
<AlcarGm> The Little Engine That Couldn't: "LIES! I CAN GO THERE! I did it before, to be the last train ride from Atlantis!"
<AlcarGm> Denice winces.
<Cecil`^> "Good! Then you can take me there?"
<AlcarGm> The Little Engine That Couldn't: "You bet your scaley ass I can."
<Cecil`^> "Then what are we waiting for?" Hopping on "Let's go!"
<AlcarGm> Denice hops on as well and the Engine goes gown, and somewhere.... other. You catch a glimpse of 500 poud models doing aerobics, and christian nuns using vibrator crosses... movement, and you see an exam room, and people taking tests that don't end .... and Heaven, except everyone has tentacle monsters for genetalia .. and more, hells blurring into a mind-numbing barrage
<Cecil`^> some of those don't seem like that much of a hell to me
<AlcarGm> You also pass the hell of people critical of hells made up on short notice, where critics spend all their time trying to do real things and critiquing each others attempts to death. So hah!
<AlcarGm> :p

Quote 9079

<AlcarGm> The engine comes to a stop, eventually, at a door with XII on it, made of black wood.
* Cecil`^ hops off
<Cecil`^> "I knew you could."
<AlcarGm> The engine: "I showed them! I don't even HAVE afirstborn daughter whose soul will be consigned to Hell for breaking the laws of the universe. oh I hope neither of you do! It's one of the clauses." The engine vanishes.
* Cecil`^ pushes the door open
<AlcarGm> The door opens to a large room filled with crates, with stairs at one end (a spiral staircase, wooden, going up).
* Cecil`^ hmms and checks the crates
<AlcarGm> There are gas lamps, lit with blue fire, lighting up the entire room.
<AlcarGm> Fortune cookies.

Quote 9080

<AlcarGm> The XI floor is a giant chessboard, without pieces on it.
* Cecil`^ looks for stairs, here
<AlcarGm> No stairs, except for a fireman's pole off in the one corner, hidden by some giant chess pieces at rest.
* Cecil`^ goes to that corner, and climbs the pole =p
<AlcarGm> Most of the pieces are finished, though one of the black pawns apparently is being outfitted with a sniper rifle.
<Cecil`^> pawns don't get rifles...
<AlcarGm> Apparently someone here is class conscientious :P
<Cecil`^> maybe racist

Quote 9081

<AlcarGm> You climb, and reach the 9th floor, which is, well, a cave. With a dead dragon in it, at present. Thbe dragon reeks of blood and bodily wastes, and is merely dead but really most sincerely dead!
<AlcarGm> Denice: "....."
* Cecil`^ raises an eyebrow, and checks the dead dragon
<AlcarGm> It's very large. Was a golden dragon, about the size of a three-storey house, tail, scales, eyes as big as a person. It looks like something tore out of its sotmach and it bled to death.
<Cecil`^> hmmm
<Cecil`^> It wasn't that old lady from trail was it?
<AlcarGm> Tearing out being literal. it looks like someone did a ginsu slice and dice from the inside
<Cecil`^> probalby a liver
* Cecil`^ checks it for any vital signs, but assumes it's very dead
* Cecil`^ would give it a dragon's death rites, if there were any, but he will look for stairs
<AlcarGm> There are many non vital signs! Like the smell. The rigor mortis. And lots of blood. No vital ones.

Quote 9082

* Cecil`^ pulls out a notepad, and begisn taking notes of his trip...
<Cecil`^> *Captains log, earthdate october something 2001... I recently entered the haruspex building in search of my daughter...*

Quote 9083

* Cecil`^ walks away, and calls Edward
<AlcarGm> he answers the phone... next session! Because the Gm just realized the time!
<Cecil`^> lol
<Cecil`^> i've been staring at it for a while
* Cecil`^ is now known as Chaos`^
<AlcarGm> but have no fear: your cell company WILL bill you for the time that passes in RL :p

Quote 9084

<Kage`> "Is he upstairs?"
<AlcarGm> Simon: "Yeah. I put him in a bed. Figured it was better than the couch," with a shrug
<Kage`> "Good idea."
* Kage` looks up, "I guess no time like the present, eh?"
<Kage`> "What room?"
<AlcarGm> Simon: "First one on the right."
* Kage` heads up there, then
<AlcarGm> You open the first door on the right .. to a storage room with furniture covered in dust.
* Kage` looks around for the mu-meister
<AlcarGm> He's definitely not in this room. he is, however, in the first door on the left, a bedroom, currently sleeping in a bed, tangled up in sheets.
<Kage`> (wierd)
<AlcarGm> (( Eh, Simon just got right and left mixed up :p ))
<Kage`> (no no, this is an alcar game, dimensions must have shifted :P)
<AlcarGm> (( :p ))

Quote 9085

* Kage` shakes his head, "You are a lord of life, Simon, you're here to keep things in balance, and you've been given tools, a weapon and a shield."
<Kage`> "You could hide from it, but you know thats not right, you just have to learn when to step it, to excercise control."
<Kage`> (extra c there :P)
<AlcarGm> Simon: "I'm scared to try. It's ..... big. And..... I guess...." he trails off, then laughs, a little bitterly. "Not having power is .... a fishing thing, isn't it?"
<AlcarGm> (( :p ))
<Kage`> "I'm not sure I follow."
<AlcarGm> Simon: "My dad used to fish with me, when I was younger. He's put worms, on the hooks. Lures! Not having power is like that? I mean, it's . a lure. It's... when you see acute, uhm, girl? Seductive? Cuz power is scary, and ..... responsibility, and stuff."
<Kage`> "You have a lot of analogies in there, but yeah, I got it."
<AlcarGm> Simon: "Sorry. I didn't meant to."

Quote 9086

<alcar> Chaos - So Cecil will be on time monday? :)
<Chaos`^> haha
<Chaos`^> probably not
<Chaos`^> i'll probably forget until 11
<alcar> damn you :p
* alcar could send you snark emails!
<alcar> err, snarky
<alcar> Snark ones would be bad. They'd contain a boojum.

Quote 9087

* Kage` looks a bit taken aback, but smoothes back his hair before responding, "What did these people come here to hope to accomplish? All of this is going to be covered by the news anyways... I think they should run a few tests and leave the poor kid alone, and just let something good remain something positive, and not some huge unnecessary spectacle."
<AlcarGM> Newswoman: "An admirable sentiment, but he has been, reportedly, healed of ailments that should have been impossible. Doesn't the world deserve to know why he was chosen, of all those who suffer?"
<AlcarGM> Newswoman: "Such as you! Wouldn't you want your scars healed if it was possible, or the boy his acne?"
<AlcarGM> (( ah, the smell of desperation in the news..... ))
<Kage`> "People die all the time, sometime needlessly, who is to explain their tragedy? Why don't we find out all those sources, and try to explain them thoroughly?"
* Kage` just shakes his head, "And we're working on it, thanks."
<AlcarGM> The Newswoman .... blinks. Stares. "You're .. ..working on it?"
<AlcarGM> The cameraman snickers.
<Kage`> "I'm sure a dermatologist would love to explain."
* Kage` just shrugs :P
<Kage`> "Anyways, is this going to be on the evening news? Did you get my good side?"
<AlcarGM> Newswoman: "I, err, see. Well. Science can curemany things. Perhaps Chris Phillips was, indeed, healed by the miracle of nanotechnology, a herald of the age to come!"
<Kage`> (I hate you cameron :P)

Quote 9088

<Anelelinde> (( hahahahahhaha you're all going to KILL ME but it was SO WORTH IT! ))
<AlcarGM> (( Yes ;) ))
<Kage`> (damnit, lynn, why do you have to shout it in channel like that? :P)
<Anelelinde> (( umm, because I've accidentally got #game1-ooc and #game1 reversed from their normal positions and I had both /clear-ed ))
<Kage`> (no, i meant your gonna ruin a perfectly good suprise)
<Anelelinde> (( but now you have the anticipation ))

Quote 9089

<Kage`> "I do find it a bit odd, though, the way you preached, and now I find out your part of a wiccan group."
<AlcarGM> The woman ... blushes a little. "I ... well . they never DO anything. They just preach about the goddess, and one of the women, Laura, says the goddess is some woman named Faline.... but they never *do* anything, even if they really have... power."
* Kage` just... STARES at this woman :P
<AlcarGM> She looks... a bit taken aback. "Is something wrong?"
<AlcarGM> Simon is... well .. white, jaw dropped
<Kage`> "How.... why?"
<Kage`> "Damnit Lynn!"
<Kage`> (or not, I dunno if she said it out loud :P)
<AlcarGM> (( LOL ))
<AlcarGM> (( she did not :P ))
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Huh? You mean Lynn....."
<AlcarGM> Ellen is .. not moving, key almost in the ignition. "....?"
<AlcarGM> Ellen: "Is something... wrong?" hesitantly.

Quote 9090

<AlcarGM> Edward: "What the fuck were you doing this weekend?" calmly.
<Cecil`^> "I went to New York... You?"
<AlcarGM> Edward: "And what did we do there?" in a sacharine-sweet voice.
<Cecil`^> "Well, I fought with a vampire, went back to france 1500s, and hopefully I managed to save my daughter from brainwashing."
<AlcarGM> Edward: "I see. And this explains why I had to kill Gilgamesh last night for asking me where you were in very certain terms?"
<Cecil`^> "Who's Gilgamesh?"
<AlcarGM> Edward: "Vampire. On the Council. That Gilgamesh," still sweetly.
* Cecil`^ scratches his head
<Cecil`^> "Uhm..."
<Cecil`^> "I thought vampires didn't have a council? Didn't you say they didn't get along enough to start a council?"
<AlcarGM> Edward: "The Council is the old vampires. At least 3000 years, very old world. There's a shadow council around that's trying to update vampires to the modern world - meaning, somewhere past 1600 AD."
<Cecil`^> "Oh. Yeah, I sort of... Shot Blossom..."
<AlcarGM> Silence, then: "....You know something? People who don't know you can't possibly give you enough credit for stupidity," he says acidly.

Quote 9091

<AlcarGM> So, what does the butterfly want to do with the rest of her afternoon?
<AlcarGM> The sun is shining! Birds are chirrping! Flowers are blooming!
<Anelelinde> I didn't have any explicit plans aside from what I was already doing. Time among the flowers are always good, I guess...
<AlcarGM> You could be in heat!
<Anelelinde> .... ?
<Anelelinde> you've boggled Fennec's brain
<AlcarGM> hehe.

Quote 9092

<Cecil`^> "So you're saying you've never been married?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I can fake it, though! I married King Henry once!"
* Cecil`^ smiles
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Or maybe it was James. I forget!"
<Cecil`^> "No, I am talking about someone else."
<AlcarGM> Sara giggles. "I never married God."
<Cecil`^> "Perhaps the angels were wrong..."
* Cecil`^ raises a spock-like eyebrow at her
<Cecil`^> "It wasn't God."
* Cecil`^ hmms
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh! I've had sex with angels! But the wings always get in the way!"
<Cecil`^> "Then perhaps you've never met this... Wanderer person."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Especially if you're ticklish!"

Quote 9093

* Anelelinde finds a little spot to land on a tree or something nearby, and starts by gently picking their brains for details on this little assignment. What do they know?
<Anelelinde> (( only as much as they NEED to know, I'm sure ))
<AlcarGM> They know where exist. They know the pack dies, and have the names Faline, Rei, and Simon. They don't know anything else, except that team A was sent after Simon, the weak one from the report they read, and 6 men got massacred. It's making them, well, wish they'd updated their wills :p
<AlcarGM> They're, well, a canadian version of the french foreign legion. Illegal immigrants drafted into war.
* Anelelinde hmms. Ponders striking up a conversation.
<AlcarGM> They're fingering triggers of weapons nervously, not talking., They've been managing military readiness for battle for seven hours, so far, but it's starting to wear thin.
<Anelelinde> any of them thinking of wives or family or children or...?
<AlcarGM> 2 are thinkking of wife/kids, one wife, one hoping to find a nice, sensitive malamute for a life mate. The agreement with the govenrment is they serve, and their family gets lots of money and become citizens.

Quote 9094

<AlcarGM> Sara: "Hmnm." She looks down at the semi-conscious oracle. "I',m not sure I can shut her off! She's been wired on in icky ways for her whole life!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "And sex with a sleeping person doesn't help them much!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Well. It helped Carl. But not Sigmund!"

Quote 9095

<Anelelinde> tell Cecil that if he's not even willing to say a proper Hello then he can run his own messages to Faline
<Anelelinde> I'll be off in a blink, anyway
<AlcarGM> lol. k :)
<Anelelinde> my excuse for not saying a proper Hello is, of course, that warm fire stuff - since I can't turn normal without dropping the forcefield
<AlcarGM> yes :)
<AlcarGM> Denice tends to react preemptively to threats :p being around Cecil for more than 48 hours makes one paranoid :)
<Anelelinde> IT'S A F*IN BUTTERFLY!!! GOOD LORD!!!
<Anelelinde> :)
<AlcarGM> She's had a *really* bad past 24 hours :P

Quote 9096

<Kage`> "Is anyone here familiar with mustafa? Or as I like to call him, the pretty song that travels with the circus?"
<AlcarGM> Amaris frowns. Janet, however, nods. "Star saw him at the circus once or twice, but she was too shy to talk to him."
<Kage`> "He's pretty shy himself, actually."
<AlcarGM> Janet: "Star can See things," hesitantly. "i knlow some people don't - believe in thigns like that - but she saw golden nets around him,and said she'd never seen someone so scared in her life. We left the circus early."
* Kage` nods, "I know a boy with odd eyes who lives in town who has the same problem."
<Kage`> "Point is, you know of these things, so I came to see."
<AlcarGM> Janet: "I see," a bit more warmly.
<AlcarGM> Amaris frowns. "What did you have in min? We don't even know your names."
<AlcarGM> Ellen: "Amaris....." she trails off under the coven leader's stare
<Kage`> ";;'lpl;op[opo;l[[po[\
<AlcarGM> Amaris: "Cthulhu worshipper!"
<AlcarGM> :p
<Kage`> sorry :P
* Kage` has to salvage his keyboard, hold on

Quote 9097

<AlcarGM> Ameris: "From what Maxine said, Faline killed over 30 people. You have an interesting idea of a protector."
<AlcarGM> Simon stiffens, but doesn't say anything.
* Kage` looks taken aback
<AlcarGM> Ameris: "If this is some strange militant greenpeace recruital...."
* Kage` just... looks over at simon, then back at them, and just....
<Kage`> "No... no."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "You want me to....?"
* Kage` looks at simon, "Please. I would want an explaination myself."
<AlcarGM> He nods, and starts taking his clothes off.
<AlcarGM> Ellen: "....
<Kage`> "Christ!"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Huh?"
<Kage`> "I didn't mean -that- kind of explaination."
<Kage`> "Even though it would get to that... I guess..."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "OH!" he puts them back on. "You should have said!"
<Kage`> "Faline eating people, I meant."
<Kage`> "And besides, can't you just do your hands or something?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Oh! Right."

Quote 9098

<AlcarGM> The oracle surfaces, blinking, looking as if she just experienced Rapture. "I .... do I get a name?"
<Cecil`^> "A name? Well, perhaps Sara could name you... She did save you from a life of... Nothing."
<AlcarGM> Sara shakes her head. "Names have power, silly! They have to be chosen!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Or bestowed! But we'd need a god for that!"
* Cecil`^ stands "I'm going to go get some... milk... I'll be back."
* Cecil`^ leaves to go get some milk
<AlcarGM> (( and a godess?! :p ))
<Cecil`^> (( Don't know of any myself ))
<AlcarGM> Denice: 'I don't know any who are around anymore...."
<AlcarGM> Oracle: "What about Milk?"
* Cecil`^ coughs
* Cecil`^ coughs some mor
* Cecil`^ leaves
* AlcarGM grins
<AlcarGM> (( So.. Milk it is, then? :P ))
<Cecil`^> (( If you do, I will kill you alcar =p ))

Quote 9099

<AlcarGM> You make it to the minimart without any problems at all.
<AlcarGM> On the way, back, however, you get the itchy feeling at the back of your neck as if you're being followed
* Cecil`^ drags the milk along
* Cecil`^ goes down a dark alley
<AlcarGM> You take your milk into a dark alley. Do you pateurize it? :p
<Cecil`^> No, but I treat it poorly and yell at it alot
<Cecil`^> "You've been a BAD milk!" Or not
* Cecil`^ turns quickly
<AlcarGM> Okay. It curdles :)

Quote 9100

<AlcarGM> (( def :) ))
<Cecil`^> 2d6-2
<sparkie> Cecil`^ 2d6-2: 7(9)
<Cecil`^> god damnit
<Cecil`^> what the hell?
<Cecil`^> he's like going down one die each roll for me
<Cecil`^> 2d6
<sparkie> Cecil`^ 2d6: 8
<Cecil`^> you see this?
<Cecil`^> 2d6
<sparkie> Cecil`^ 2d6: 5
* sparkie snickers