Quotes 8901 to 9000

Quote 8901

<Faline> "Well, I'm cerrtainly going to make everry efforrt to NOT be the next Old Rrabbit."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Thank you for that?" very dryly.
<AlcarGM> Charles: "You could do things he never dreamed of. The - the old man touched you, all of all, put - power in you. Made you strong before your time...... Does that make ANY sense?"
<Anelelinde> (( touched by an old man => sounds wrong ))
<Faline> (( rofl ))
* Faline nods. "Some."
<AlcarGM> (( yes :)_ ))
<AlcarGM> Simon: ".... not to me! I broke the arm of the last.... uhm .... Imean.... never mind."

Quote 8902

<AlcarGM> The land... doesn't presisely refuse, but it NEEDS you. WANTS you. Nothing remotely sexual, of course. It just - needs, to be awake, to be cared for, nurtred, alone .... it's scared you'd leave and never come back, after what OR did to it...
<AlcarGM> (( and the fact hat he effectivdly turned a piece of a continent into a mind resembling a needy child is ..... well .... reason enough to want to cook his balls and force feed them to him :P ))
<Faline> aye
<Faline> Or farm him for lucky rabbit's feet.
<AlcarGM> yes :)
<AlcarGM> That has to be arranged. Somehow :)

Quote 8903

<Kage`> "The princes of the thirteenth hour want Rei dead, but I don't think that has anything to do with the storm."
* Anelelinde stretches and yawns randomly.
<Faline> "The who?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Some weird fae who doesn't like Rei. We told him about it."
* Kage` nods
<Kage`> "I wondered if it had anything to do with the storm."
<AlcarGM> (( Simon:: "I thought hre would have told you. Well, the wife is always the last to know..." ))
<Faline> (( *bonk* ))
<AlcarGM> (( *grins* ))
<Faline> "We need to wrrite a list of enemies orr something, so we can keep trrack." *grins slightly*

Quote 8904

* Kage` grabs charlie and half throws him and catches him on his shoulders, and starts to jog off, starting into his run :P
* Kage` will wait if that unnerves him a bit, though!
<AlcarGM> Nope, doesn't :p
<AlcarGM> He actually laughs, at one point.
<AlcarGM> Simon: "saving cab fare....." He shakes his head, then grins.
* Faline shrugs.
<AlcarGM> (( The Delaware state police arrest Kage for speeding :p ))
* Kage` takes his own special brand of back 'roads'
<Faline> (( Delaware?? ))
<AlcarGM> (( Yes :) ))
<AlcarGM> (( They's been spotted in town. ))
<Kage`> (hey, its speeding in a motor vehicle, there is no law about running too fast! :P)

Quote 8905

<Faline> (( Delaware state police... in Canada... ))
<AlcarGM> (( Yup. And no one sems to notice :) ))
<Faline> (( that is TwilightZoneesque right there. ))

Quote 8906

<AlcarGM> next session wil be .. Friday morning!
<Caltak> say what?
<AlcarGM> In game :)
<Caltak> ohhh
<AlcarGM> lol

Quote 8907

* Caltak wonders what the NPCs think the EXP distribution should be :P
* alcar is not sure :P
* alcar shall find out when I post :p
<alcar> Sara's idea of self esteem is... .LOTS
<alcar> EXP: Is this like sex?! LOTS!
<alcar> etc :)
<Caltak> WOuld you have Sex with Sara? Sara: "I am right now."
<alcar> hehe

Quote 8908

<AlcarGM> It is evening in Trail. The masses of men living their short, brutish lives of quiet desperation wander past you like shadows reflected from a fire, ignorant savages to be moulded to your superior will.
<AlcarGM> Wait. Cecil is not a vampire...
<AlcarGM> It is evening in Trail. Various forms of food wander by
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 8909

<Cecil`^> "Tell me more about this... Blinn."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "He is an .. outcast. Very old. Some believe he was the first of us. I do not know."
<Cecil`^> "Why would the first be outcast? WOuldn't he be more of a leader?"
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Not if you pervert your purpose, use it to - harm others."
<Cecil`^> "Ah..."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "He.... makes sure poor things happen to people. Like a -" she forwns, searching for a word, the snaps her fingers. "Lawyer!"

Quote 8910

<Cecil`^> I'm leading the story to you
<Cecil`^> TO YOU
<kentari> ARGH
<kentari> CURSE YOU
<kentari> CUUUUURSE YOUUUUU
<kentari> DESCRIPTION OF HOW LONG THESE FEELINGS HAVE EXISTED
<Cecil`^> LoL
<kentari> BELIEF THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD FEEL THE SAME AS I
<AlcarGM> LOL!
<Cecil`^> Yeah but on IRC, add BAD USAGE OF PUNCTUATION AND POOR SPELLINK!!!!!

Quote 8911

* Cameron will sooner give his soul to ruin than be bullied around by these miscreants! He intends to look up how exactly to eat his own soul.
<AlcarGM> lol
<AlcarGM> with ketchup? :)
* Cameron isn't kidding, either :P

Quote 8912

<Cecil`^> "I've survived this long, I don't plan on dieing for a stupid thing like proving my existance."

Quote 8913

<Cecil`^> "You seem to be enjoying this... a little too much.."
<AlcarGM> Denice: 'Hmm?" She looks up witha slow, sleepy smile. "Sorry. Haven't had anyone do that in ... a long time. You have good hands."
* Cecil`^ frowns
<Cecil`^> "Perhaps you should go to bed, it's getting late."
<AlcarGM> She blinks, pzuzled. "Warm now," sleepily. "Your hands are really warm."
* Cecil`^ nods "I told you I could do fire."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Real fire, too.... mmm...... are they as warm in a bed?" in the same sleepy tone
* Cecil`^ smiles "It takes more than sweet talking to get me to use them in a bed. You'll have to work harder than that. But not tonight."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Are you sure?!"
<AlcarGM> j/k
<Cecil`^> =p
<AlcarGM> (( though I ws so, so tempted :p ))
<AlcarGM> She just nods, stil half asleep
* Cecil`^ shows her to the bed, and tucks her in =p
<Cecil`^> (( It's hard to have sex after you just smiled at your own death and asked it to eat dinner with you ))
<AlcarGM> (( excuses, excuses. Sara wouldn't accept those paltry excuses! :p ))

Quote 8914

* Cecil`^ goes inside as the sun rises to get cleaned up and ready for work, putting on slacks and a mr. rodger's sweater
<Kage`> (What is with all the Mr. Rogers references?)
<Cecil`^> (( He always wears one to work ))
<Cameron> ((Everyone has a fetish. ;P))
<AlcarGM> (( It better not be Mr. Rogers. he's dead. ))

Quote 8915

<AlcarGM> You wake Denice?
<Cecil`^> meh, it's morning, why the hell not?
<AlcarGM> She gets up with a yawn and walks into the kitchen. "What's the clothing for?'
<Cecil`^> "Work."
<AlcarGM> She stares at you as if you grew a second head. "What?"
<Cecil`^> "I have a job. I work as a student councelor at the local high school."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Why?"
* Cecil`^ shrugs "It explains the time gap so that the GM can generally fast forward through my work, and I don't fall behind the other PCs due to the lack of time that I get to actually play the game.."
<Cecil`^> Or not
<AlcarGM> lol
* Cecil`^ shrugs "It helps keep me from getting bored durring the day."

Quote 8916

<Kage`> (So, to get this straight, the master had tin man collect children? :P)
<Kage`> "IS it near?"
<AlcarGM> (( yup. ))
<AlcarGM> Tin: "One is not sure. The door was where the master wanted."
<Cameron> (( omg you found Scraps!! ))
<Cameron> (( Awww.. who's a good doggy? :D ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))

Quote 8917

* Cecil`^ goes to his office, and tosses a few pencils into the ceiling tiles
<AlcarGM> 2d6
<Sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6: 5
<AlcarGM> They stick.
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 8918

* Cecil`^ considers having an entire conversation using a discriptor of the subject, rather than actual words
<Cecil`^> "Disapointment over child being disruptive in class, and boring reminder of how important high school is."
<Cecil`^> =p
<AlcarGM> heh
<AlcarGM> "expression of worry, ,meaningingless insane comment, partial agreement designed to elevate speaker."
<Cecil`^> "Emphasis on classes importants and long story about having used said subject matter previously durring childhood."

Quote 8919

<Kage`> "If your master collected children, its pretty obvious why he didn't have friends."
<Kage`> "People don't like people who do that sort of thing."
<Kage`> "You were bound to do it, he wasn't."
<Kage`> 'So it was purely his choice."
<AlcarGM> Tin: "Master said they were needed in war."
<Kage`> "They?"
<AlcarGM> Tin nods. "Children."
<Kage`> 'What war?"
<AlcarGM> Tin: "Against master's enemies."
<Kage`> "And who were those enemies?"
<AlcarGM> Tin hesitates, the goes over th the pile of cans he rolled in and points.
<AlcarGM> To a Coke can.
<Kage`> "A... soda corporation?"
<AlcarGM> Tin nods.
<Kage`> 'Who was your master?"
<AlcarGM> Tin points to a Pepsi can.
* Kage` just... stares
<AlcarGM> (( *whistles innocently* ))
<Kage`> (I hate you, alcar :P)

Quote 8920

<AlcarGM> Explanation that existence of other students harrasses student and satan is the ruler of the world and must be fought. Demand to know where the administration stands
<AlcarGM> (( Screaming fit and threat to burn dragon at stake.. :p ))
<Cecil`^> Denial that the administration has an official stance, reminder of schools lack of using religion in schools. Question regarding said shirt, with wonder on if student is for or against those acts. Emphasis that he said he was for satan.
<AlcarGM> Proclamation that Canada is a Christian nation, loud denouncement of thos ewho disbelieve in t-shirt, declaration of Faith.
<Cecil`^> Statement on schools neutrility of religions affiliation. Command to wear school approved attire. Offer to allow student to use "Cover" shirt to hide statements on shirt, motioning to tattered school jersey.
<AlcarGM> Affront at attempt to hide the Truth. Offer showing of faith and undoing of shoes.
<Cecil`^> Restatement of schools attire policies, assurance that student is free to have his own beliefs but denial that student may use hateful comments. Command to change shirt or to contact Parrent or Guardian listed on student's sheet.
<AlcarGM> Showing of feet wrapped in bandages, declation of stigmata in feverent voice.
<Cecil`^> Denial of religions affiliation. Offer to have nurse look at feet for infection. Demand that student change shirt.
<AlcarGM> Informative statement of being infected by God. Refusal to bow to atheist propaganda

Quote 8921

<AlcarGM> Stigmata: the fashion accessory of the psychotically pious :p
<Cecil`^> Stigmata: Insanity gone religious

Quote 8922

<kentari> damn
<kentari> I can't write a case study while I GM sara
<Drew`> LOL
* kentari is writing about how this 7-year old is obsessed with sex.
<kentari> :P

Quote 8923

<Aaron_V> "The human brain can only go without oxygen for four minutes before irreversible brain damage can start."
<kentari> Sara nods, writing things down on her Teacher Clipboard.
* Rachael plays in-need-of-CPR.
* Drew` looks at the clock. "I wonder if this class counts as irreversible brain damage?" with a sigh.
<kentari> Sara looks at the clock as well, then at Aaron with mock shock on her face, "You don't have much time!"

Quote 8924

<kentari> It then looks at Rachael and pauses a moment, nodding. It holds out the hand not holding the stick.. tendrils emerge from its palm...
<kentari> It sort of, perhaps, beckons Rachael, holding out the tendrilled hand.
<Rachael> "Yes?"
<Drew`> "Maybe it thinks you're insane, too?"
* Rachael approaches... a little.
<kentari> It smiles. One of the tendrils develops a bud at its tip...
<Rachael> ...
* Rachael stares intently.
<kentari> The bud quivers slightly, and opens into a very complicated looking flower....
* Aaron_V watches Rachael carefully.
<kentari> It moves its hand a little closer to Rachael, invitinly. Smiling and looking at her with its dark, enchanting eyes..
<Drew`> "..... maybe they marry crazy people as a humanitarian gesture?" weakly

Quote 8925

<Drew`> "Maybe you sould run away?" to Rachael
<Rachael> "But it's a pretty flower!" (duh.)
<kentari> It sets aside the pointy stick, making a "come here" motion with its free hand, gesturing to the flower a la Wheel of Fortune
<kentari> All the while, retaining its thin smile.
* Rachael steps an eensy bit closer.
<Aaron_V> "I don't like the way he's smiling, though."
<kentari> It moves the flower an equal amount closer, as well.
<kentari> Its about two feet from you now, Rachael
<Drew`> "Rachael? It's an ALIEN. They don't do pretty flowers!"
<Rachael> "It's a nice flower. But you can keep it! I have some at home, I know they're not quite as nice, but..."

Quote 8926

<Aaron_V> ((actually, Aaron became somewhat more unhinged after his illusions were forcibly cracked.))
<Aaron_V> ((his delusions cracking made him more like rachael :D))
<Rachael> (( I'm a PARADIGM haha ))

Quote 8927

<kentari> It points at Rachael, who looks absolutely emaciated. "Friend. Friend GAVE." Then it holds the flower towards Drew, "Give?"
<Aaron_V> "Friends don't hurt friends, though."
<kentari> <Creature> "Hurrrrt?"
<Drew`> "Ah.... i don't want to give.. that. Could I take an IOU?" desperately
<kentari> It looks back towards the gym, again, silently.
* Drew` edges towards Rachael to check on her
* Anton slumps against the wall and slides to the floor
* Aaron_V pulls up his left sleeve and shows the creature his ruined arm
<Aaron_V> "That is what hurting causes."
<Aaron_V> "At least, one of the things that hurting can cause."
* Drew` shakes Rachael. "You ... okay?"
<kentari> <Creature> "You don't want.. to give.. you have.. GREEDY!"
<kentari> It leaps towards Drew, bearing the stick!
<kentari> When all of a sudden.
<kentari> We pause for Ken to type :P

Quote 8928

<kentari> All that remains is the group, the Tree, Faust.. and six twinkling, reddish stars in the sky, glowing brightly straight above.
* Aaron_V looks up. "Those stars may not be good."
* Anton looks up, 'Shit."

Quote 8929

<AlcarGM> You're driving home from the wine shop, taking car eto obey the rules of the road, when your cell phone rings. Probably Sophie, drunk, needing a ride
* Cameron answers and hesitates a moment, recalling all the people who now have his number..
<Cameron> "Hello."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "HI Cutie!"
<AlcarGM> j/k
<Cameron> (( :P ))
<Cameron> (( * drive off cliff * ))

Quote 8930

<Darryl> Fennec? you're on here without one of your character names?
* Darryl spontaneously breaks into song
<Fennec> yes
<Fennec> that happens occasionally
<Darryl> It's the end of the world as we know it!
<Fennec> mostly on the weekends
<Darryl> Yes the end of the world as we know it!

Quote 8931

* Cameron looks around, "We haven't seen Sophie lately, have we?"
<AlcarGM> Simon shakes his head. "I don't think he's - uhm, she - is back yhet. I didn't smell hi - her come in."
* Cameron laughs, "You know, then?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Huh?"
<Cameron> "About Sophie."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "We kind of saw... her .. leave," uncomfortably.
<Cameron> "I had wondered when he would come out of her shell."
* Cameron seems much more fluid with shifting pronouns!
<Cameron> "Don't let it get to you."
<Cameron> "Think of him as .. a were-woman."
* Cameron suggests!
<AlcarGM> Simon blinks, then giggles. "I don't think he'd like if if we called him that."

Quote 8932

<AlcarGM> Simon: "I don't... like it? uderstand it? think it's ... wrong? I don't know!" Hee winces, lowering his voice. "I don't know."
<Cameron> "I'm sorry."
<Cameron> "I'll ask him not to flaunt it in front of you, until you can at least sort it all out."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "I don't know how to, though."
<Cameron> "Don't dwell on it, first of all."
<Cameron> "Think of other things."
<Cameron> "There's a saying, among the vampire."
<Cameron> "Time heals most wounds."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Uhm ..... wounds?"
<AlcarGM> (( "I can see why it's a vampire one. *We* regenerate!" ))
<Cameron> (( :P ))

Quote 8933

<AlcarGM> Eyes widen under bangs. "... oh. So you're ... old. Wow."
<Cameron> "I've been very careful."
<AlcarGM> Simon: "But... doesn't it get... boring?"
<Cameron> "The really old ones are either cowards or geniuses. I'm still not sure which I am."
<Cameron> "Boring isn't even an accurate word to describe it, sometimes. I travel, every so often. See the sights, that kind of thing."
<AlcarGM> (( actually, I think: "Unhinged" covers most of them rather well :) ))
<Cameron> ((Hmm? :P))
<Cameron> "Its been interesting, most of the time, though."
<AlcarGM> (( as opposed to coward or genius :) ))
<Cameron> ((ah ;p))

Quote 8934

<DarrylGaming> all right, good night, my computer is overheating
* DarrylGaming (Quit: overheating)
<Sparkie> .. it's probably not my fault
<Fennec> 1d2 Sparkie's fault? (yes/no)
<Sparkie> Fennec 1d2: 1 Sparkie's fault? (yes/no)
* Sparkie curses. I HATE THE DICE BOT!
<Sparkie> Wait a minute...

Quote 8935

<alcar> For some reason ,I really want to fit kitten huffing into a game.
<alcar> Probably not lolad, though.
<alcar> Though I do have this fun, fun image of a demon trying to huff yuki
* alcar ponders....

Quote 8936

<alcar> Oh! That remainds me: Jane needs to get inot trouble.
<alcar> any suggestionsd?
<Chaos`^> Uhm...
<Chaos`^> Ah...
<Chaos`^> Hmm... how much trouble?
<alcar> Nekomancers? :p
<alcar> Actually, dunno. Just.. hrm... cecil fancy a road trip to NYC?
<Chaos`^> ok
<alcar> K. Cult it is, then :)
<alcar> cults are fun.
<Chaos`^> what?
<Chaos`^> where do you get cults from new york?
<Chaos`^> don't answer that
* alcar laughs

Quote 8937

<AlcarGM> You arrive at work without any trouble at all, though most of the motel rooms have doors open and, well, there seems to be some mass orgy on progress, or perhaps it's a religious revival - hard to tell apart, really.
* Cecil`^ hmms and keeps that thought in the back of his head, but sits down in his office throwing more pencils at the ceiling
<AlcarGM> There's a note on your desk saying that there'll be a staff meeting after work this evening.
<AlcarGM> One student is brought in for uttering "naughty words" according to the new politically correct guidelines, and explains that he can't sya the word, because it's naughty, and he didn't mean it sexually, and eventually confesses that it rhymes with "fuck"
<AlcarGM> (( taken from RL, in an elementary school :p ))

Quote 8938

<Rachael> "Yeah, I guess; what is up with this funky place?"
<Cecil`^> "It's a school, it's a law that they should be funky."
<Rachael> "No, I'm talking about the telepathic butterflies and such."
<AlcarGM> (( "Thhat's just the soma put into the drinking fountain." ))
<Cecil`^> "I'm affraid you've lost me. Butterflies aren't telepathic."
* Cecil`^ sits there, looking ignorant
<Rachael> "Okay, so it was just the one. But still."
<AlcarGM> Cecil is so good at it, he doesn't have to roll!
* AlcarGM grins

Quote 8939

<Cecil`^> "Ah, yes... Well I'm sure the fine nurses of our establishment will show you a much better way of living..." Motionint to the nurse entering the office
<AlcarGM> The nurse smiles the grim smile of the damned, familiar to Cecil from some ex-wives, no doubt. "Come with me young lady."
<Rachael> "Why?"
* Cecil`^ begins filling out paperwork
<Cecil`^> "The nurse will be able to help you... with the butterflies, the establishment and... The paranoia."
<AlcarGM> Nurse: "This is a school. There is no why, there is only obeying. We do not encourage people to ask 'why' here."
<Cecil`^> lol
* Rachael nods. "I know that, silly."
* Cecil`^ hmms, scribbles out a field and writes something above it
<AlcarGM> The nurse nods, and escorts Rachael out of the room.

Quote 8940

<AlcarGM> The gym is, well ..... You open the door. It's the grade 10 class, which Charles is in. They are, to all intents and purposes, having a call-wide orgy. On the purple exercise mayts spread out over the floor.
<Cecil`^> "That's odd."
<AlcarGM> Sara is standing off the the side in a gym outfit that leaves enough to the imagination to leave it wanting to remoe said outfit, holding a clipboard, and apparently grading people.
* Cecil`^ looks around

Quote 8941

<kentari> oh go
<kentari> d
<kentari> NO
<kentari> NO NO NO
<kentari> I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
<kentari> SOMEONE HAS GOT ON AN AIRPLANE
<kentari> :( LOLAD IS IN SERIOUS DANGER
<AlcarGM> hahahhaha

Quote 8942

<AlcarGM> The cab driver is a jolly middle-eastern terrorist whose grasp of English is limited to frequenting internet chat rooms.
* Cecil`^ gives him a street address
<AlcarGM> He asks how u r, and acutally says "lol", but drives you.
<Cecil`^> does he pronounce actually 'acutally'?
<AlcarGM> (( of course! ))
<AlcarGM> It begins to rain as he drives into the more upscales homes of the village, a steady drizzle wiped away by wipers that makes the city seemed blurred and indistinct around you, as if youn were driving through a dismal dream. The driver stops beside a large brownstone apartment complex, engine running. "Be the place. lol. U R happy?"

Quote 8943

<Cecil`^> "Damnit, who the hell is Maureen?"
* Cecil`^ sighs holding the bridge of his nose
<Cecil`^> "Nevermind that. I need information."
<AlcarGM> A pause. Zorro: "A secretary," dryly. "Was there anything else you wished to waste my time with my dead boy?"
<Cecil`^> "I want to know what Haruspex Corporation is."
<AlcarGM> err, dear boy :p
<Cecil`^> lol
<Cecil`^> actually
<AlcarGM> (( bad typo :p ))
<Cecil`^> it wouldn't surprise me if he said dead boy
<AlcarGM> (( that is true :) ))

Quote 8944

<AlcarGM> You have no idea how much Zorro has.
<AlcarGM> money wise
<Cecil`^> Damn
<AlcarGM> but, rough guess? See US National Debt.
<AlcarGM> Guess who owns it.
<Cecil`^> LoL =p
* AlcarGM grins

Quote 8945

<Cecil`^> Falene has a pack
<Cecil`^> A FULL PACK!?
<AlcarGM> Yes
<AlcarGM> 21, total
<Cecil`^> ARE YOU INSANE!?
<AlcarGM> .... the jury is out on that? :p

Quote 8946

<Cecil`^> "I want to speak with her about Haruspex."
* Cecil`^ crosses his arms looking INTIMIDATING
<AlcarGM> He blinks, hesitates. "Who and what are you?" flatly
<AlcarGM> The girl moves up beside him, knives in her hands.
<Cecil`^> "Cecil. I'm..." Grinning "Human."
<AlcarGM> The young girl is still watching, fo gathering around her.
<AlcarGM> "Oh?" The man smiles. "The *kneel*," with power behind it...
<Cecil`^> "Perhaps a strong willed human..."
<AlcarGM> (( knee him in the balls? "I thought you said knee! I'm so sorry!" ))

Quote 8947

<Cecil`^> (( WHere's the little girl? ))
<Cecil`^> (( It's her I fear the most ))
<Cecil`^> "I think I have it covered now." To Denice
<AlcarGM> She's at the other end, out of the way of denice :)
<AlcarGM> The girl vanishes into dog.
<AlcarGM> err, fog
<AlcarGM> (( "No! Help! Get me out! DAMNED GM TYPOES! ))

Quote 8948

<AlcarGM> The brother and sister look at each other, then take a step back from you.
<Cecil`^> or the fog, rather
<AlcarGM> The temperature in the alley drops to normal and Denice just nods and erm the gm is about to pass out, so until next time true believers, where we find out if Blossom will speak to cecil or not, we bid our hero adieu!
<Cecil`^> ...
<Cecil`^> YOU CAN'T QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!
<Cecil`^> that's against the rules
* AlcarGM is now known as alcar
<Cecil`^> RULES alcar
<alcar> Is better thn falling alseep in the middle of it :p
<Cecil`^> there are ground rules set for every game that state
<Cecil`^> "No stopping the game when the PC fires at an NPC."

Quote 8949

<AlcarGM> She lashes out with her aura again, as you reach her...
<AlcarGM> 2d6-1
<Sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6-1: 6(7)
<AlcarGM> def?
<Cecil`^> 2d6
<Sparkie> Cecil`^ 2d6: 10
<Cecil`^> hmm
* Cecil`^ considers taking a round in slapping sparkie
<AlcarGM> Her aura slams you into the wall (37 damage :p), pinning you there with will alone.
<Sparkie> Not with a trout, buster.

Quote 8950

<Cecil`^> 2d6
<Sparkie> Cecil`^ 2d6: 11
<Cecil`^> fuck you sparkie
<AlcarGM> (( ... reroll :p ))
<Cecil`^> lol

Quote 8951

<kentari> woah
<kentari> hold on here a second
<kentari> Cecil ...
<kentari> :D You rock, so much.
* kentari gets to inherit New York if this plays out in Cecil's favor. :P
<Cecil`^> hmm?
<AlcarGM> LOL!

Quote 8952

<AlcarGM> Well. Cecil destroyed the World Trade Centre with the gun :)

Quote 8953

* Anelelinde waltzes up and knocks onna door...
<AlcarGm> She opens it a few moments later, already prim and proper, dresed for success and all of that. "Good morning."
<Anelelinde> "Hello Beth! Listen, you're a normal person, right? I have, umm, well... hmm. It's hard to explain."
<AlcarGm> Beth: ".... And that is?"
<AlcarGm> (( "Doeas this tail make me look fat?" ))

Quote 8954

* Anelelinde inelegantly attempts to blast the obvious fact that Anelelinde is a butterfly-creature into the poor woman's mind.
<AlcarGm> You lash out .. for a moment, her mind almost holds, then gives way under your power.
<AlcarGm> Beth blinks, blinbks..... tries to deny it ... blinks .......
<AlcarGm> Beth: "b-b-but .. but ... but.... that's not possible..." in a small voice
* Anelelinde slumps to the ground.
<Anelelinde> "I probably shouldn't have done that."
* Anelelinde sits.
<AlcarGm> Beth: "It's not possible," as if she didn't hear you, repeating it like a mantra.
<Anelelinde> "Cameron told me I probably shouldn't be so heavy-handed with the mind powers... oh, fooie."
<AlcarGm> Beth: "We -we couldn't have hired you. You wouldn't have a real SIN card," on firmer ground. "We could be shut down by the immigration autorities for hiring an illegal alien."
<Anelelinde> "No, I'm self-employed, I pay YOU proceeds, remember?"
<Anelelinde> "from the tent!"
<AlcarGm> Beth: "Oh. That's good," distantly. "That's very good."

Quote 8955

<AlcarGm> It's Kage, leaving the library, with the vampire..... lolad Clue would be fun.....
<Anelelinde> Faline. Everywhere. With her teeth and claws.
<Anelelinde> I WIN!
<Kage`> :>
* AlcarGm grins

Quote 8956

<Anelelinde> "Faline? What does one do with a tuna?"
<Faline> "One eats it, of courrse."
<Anelelinde> "Umm... I don't know how."
* Anelelinde sticks out her tongue demonstratively "Ee?"
<Anelelinde> tubular, dude.
<AlcarGm> Simon tries some of the eggs, blinks. "Well, dad always liked the crunchy bits.... no one else did...."
<Faline> "Carreful of the can edges. They'rre sharrp."
<Faline> (( Little did we know the tuna canning factory was infiltrated and the cans were laced with silver... ))
<AlcarGm> (( .... tempting.... :p ))

Quote 8957

<Kage`> "There is some force out there trying to drag you all into the light."
<Kage`> "Best to be prepared and entrenched and understood, even just a little bit when it happens."
<Kage`> "Your only other choice is to be hunted down, or to run away to places without people, and live only half of what you could be."
<Kage`> "Most of you can hide, and easily, but that option is denied to others, like Rei, or Yuki."
<AlcarGm> Sonne: "And your option is?"
<Kage`> "To build a presence in town that is accepted, so when people -know- they realise its always been there, and not like some alien invasion."
<Faline> (( We should form a political party :P ))

Quote 8958

<Faline> hmmmmm, I sems to recall Faline's mom mentioning that her dad was a weretiger at some point during the trip (obviously before the getting eaten bit) but not sure if it really happened or not.
* AlcarGm nods.... hrm... she would have .p

Quote 8959

<Kage`> 'Well, I know Faline is your pack leader and all, but from what I know from Simon, your all good people."
<Faline> (( is it just me or did that sound like "I know Faline is your leader, but I don't hold that against you?" :P ))
<Kage`> (its actually, me explaining my reason why I want to help :P)

Quote 8960

<Kage`> "Well, thats the thing, we need to determine skills, and how they would fit in."
<Kage`> "Lynn already has a schtick."
<Faline> (( "Is naked dancing a skill?" ))
<Faline> (( "I could do faith healing. And if we don't have any cripples to heal, I can take care of that, too." ))
<AlcarGm> (( "Or eating the elderly!" ))
<Faline> (( Nah, they taste of old socks. ))

Quote 8961

<Anelelinde> (( faith healing! ))
<Anelelinde> (( for the Cult of Faline (blessed be her great and terrible name) ))
<Faline> (( It's pretty sad that I can see her being a pretty good diety, since she has aspects of mercy and of punishment. :P ))
<Kage`> (You wanna talk about aspects!? :P)

Quote 8962

<Kage`> "The mental ward is something I can't help, though, lotta crazy people for such a small place."
<Faline> "yes, well..." *looks innocent*

Quote 8963

<Anelelinde> "they don't like what they don't understand- and that's what scares them."
<Kage`> 'So we make them understand."
<Kage`> "Slowly at first, so they don't realise it."
<AlcarGm> Simon: "TV ads?"
<Anelelinde> "Corny TV ads!"
<Faline> "..."
<AlcarGm> Simon: "... unless you meant something else?"
<AlcarGm> (( Y' know, we could redo the underworld movie in this campaign as a propaganda film... ))

Quote 8964

<AlcarGm> Simon: "It's just - if we tell them the monsters are reawl, they'll just try and kill us. It's what they did last time."
<Faline> "Monsterrs? You don't tell them monsterrs arre real. What you show them is that the monsterrs arren't rreally monsterrs at all."
* Kage` nods

Quote 8965

<Kage`> "I hear so much abiut the aftermath, what happened exactly?"
<Faline> "...Well, a little of this, a little of that, and then everryone starrted killing each otherr..."
<Anelelinde> (( we should post "Faline is Sorry!" posters all over ))
<Anelelinde> (( sign them with the name and a paw-print ))
<Faline> (( lol ))
<AlcarGm> (( :p ))
<Faline> (( that'd go over real good. ))
<Faline> (( we could send chocolates to people too :P ))
<Faline> (( "Sorry! Love, Faline. P.S. I promise to cut down on the eating people thing." ))
<Anelelinde> (( "Faline is sorry she ate you!" ))
<AlcarGm> (( P.S. Please get better. Claws and kisses. ))

Quote 8966

<Rachael> we should take a trip to a big city and eat people there :/

Quote 8967

<AlcarGM> Denice: "This is your idea of a sane evening?!"
<Cecil`^> "I never said it would be sane... Infact I think I told you the oposite..."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Next time try a little harder!"

Quote 8968

<Kage`> "He asked me for a ride home."
* Kage` gives them! :P
<Cameron> "You can drive..?"
* Kage` nods!
* Kage` thinks
<Kage`> "That just occured to me, though."
<Anelelinde> "Why are we going there?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Sara can," blissfully. "Stick shift, automatic, bicycle pump..."
<Cameron> "To see if he stayed home from school, today."
<Kage`> "He won't be there yet."
<Anelelinde> (( actually, I think the answer was No ))
* Cameron nearly slams on the brakes, getting into a wreck.
<Cameron> "Sara?!"
<AlcarGM> Sophie just nods, and meows happily.

Quote 8969

* Cameron looks very, very warily at Kage.
<Cameron> "You and I may be the only sane ones left."
* Kage` has no words to comfort you in your time of 'oh hell no.'

Quote 8970

* Cecil`^ sits for a few more minutes, then stands "We need to go."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Where?"
<Cecil`^> "If we really are in france, then to the north of us should be england... and in it london... Hopefully we can find help there."
<Cecil`^> well northish
<AlcarGM> Denice: "There's also the English channel!"
<Cecil`^> "Yes well we'll cross that bridge when we come to it..."
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Since when does it have a bridge?!"

Quote 8971

* Cecil`^ pulls out his cellular!
<AlcarGM> To your shock... it seems to be getting reception. Somehow.
<Cecil`^> I KNEW IT!
* Cecil`^ tries to call... someone...
* Cecil`^ dials 411
<AlcarGM> You get.... no response. It rings... and rings... and then there is static. No answer, just a strange static.
<Cecil`^> haha odd
* Cecil`^ calls uhm... edward
<AlcarGM> Same thing. It rings - 5 times - and then cuts into static, but if you listen you can make pauses in the static . .perhaps words, but you can't make them out.
* Cecil`^ stops, sitting behind a random tree, listening
<AlcarGM> (( "are ... .you . .satisfied... with . .your.... current ... long ... distance .... plan ... Ma Bell... offers .. disconted .. timetravel . .rates.... discounts for ..TARDIS ...." ))
<Cecil`^> "Hold on..." To Denice
* Cecil`^ listens carefully to le static
<AlcarGM> Denice: "Were's in the 15th century. Cell phones don't work," helpfully :p

Quote 8972

<AlcarGM> Static... more static .. rapidfire breaks . .static .. rapidfire breaks ...static .. it's not morse code, but it's some kind of communication.
* Cecil`^ would suspect aliens, but this is lolad, not UA

Quote 8973

<AlcarGM> The angel folds its arms, waiting. You don't sense the kind of massive power you'd expect from an angel, oddly. And no magic. Though perhaps they're above such things.
<AlcarGM> Angel: "By what meansdo you disturb the heavens?"
<Cecil`^> lol
<Cecil`^> "A cell phone."
<AlcarGM> Angel: "I see.:" The cell phone jerks out of your hand, floating up into the aether.
<Cecil`^> "Uhm excuse me... that's mine..."
<AlcarGM> White light flares, and the cell phone is now a sacrifice to the one true Lord. Which probably won't go over well with whoever you made your contract with.
<AlcarGM> Denice: "....."
<Cecil`^> "My insurance plan doesn't cover 'being destroyed by an angel'..."

Quote 8974

* Cameron mutters, walks up to the trunk and withdraws one big lookin' gun! He tosses it to Kage, and retrieves pistols for himself.
<Kage`> (What is it? :P)
<Cameron> ((Rocket Launcher.))
* Kage` half catches it :P
<Kage`> (RPG, or like, a freaking LAW? :P)
<Cameron> ((Like. Think Israeli Terrorist.))
<Kage`> (a vest with a switch? :P)
<Cameron> (( :D ))
<Kage`> (I have heavy weapons, not 'dumbass' :P)

Quote 8975

<AlcarGM> You walk into woods, armed with guns and a rocket lanucher, looking for cute girls with a kitten fetish.
<Kage`> ( :> )
<Cameron> (( We might need more firepower. ))

Quote 8976

<Cecil`^> "Why does everyone want me dead!?"

Quote 8977

<Cecil`^> I think I just killed god
<Anelelinde> is that so, Mr. Neitzsche?
<Cecil`^> LOL

Quote 8978

<Anelelinde> "Regrettable mistakes is our middle name!" <-- too true :D

Quote 8979

<Cecil`^> "I have to go see what's going on..." To Denice "Stay here, I'll be right back... I hope."
* Cecil`^ teleports to his pocket universe that is as close to heaven as he can get =p
<AlcarGM> You appear there.
<AlcarGM> It's grey. And quiet. Unchanged.
<AlcarGM> (( except for the big "out of order. Closing down sale. Everything must GO!' sign overhead ))

Quote 8980

<Cecil`^> "Row faster!" To Denice
<alcar> Denice: "I've never bloody rowed before!"
* Cecil`^ turns, surprised, and checks her form... and to see if we're even moving
<alcar> You're moving, mostly in the direction you want. Though there's some nasty blisters on her arms where she's been splashed so far.
<Cecil`^> "Gah, damnit... I'll do it..." Switching places with her again, and rowing as best he can
<alcar> The GM pauses to note that a dragon and fire genie are possibly at the mercy of 7 angry french fishermen for boat theft and are unable to defeat them. This is highly amusing :P

Quote 8981

<Cecil`^> "How do you drink?"
<alcar> Denice: "Drink?"
<Cecil`^> "You were drinking the other night..."
<alcar> Denice: "Transmutation," absently, rubbing her arms. "Can't you -- eat them or something?"
<Cecil`^> "No. I'm not THAT kind of dragon..."
<alcar> Denice: "Then what kind are you?!"
<alcar> Angry Fisherman: "Heathen! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
<Cecil`^> LoL!
<alcar> :p

Quote 8982

* Cecil`^ pulls out a roll of bandages that he got from the village and redresses his wound, cleaning it with any nearby water, and burning the old bandages to start a nice campfire
<AlcarGM> That's easy enough. It banadges well; just won't heal all the way. You're hungry, tired, a few centuries from home, and your cell phone was destroyed by an irate angel. Aside from that, you're not dead so everything is fine.
<Cecil`^> great
<AlcarGM> Wait, you COULD be dead and ths is your afterlife....
<Cecil`^> lolz
<Cecil`^> my afterlife found a very strange time period to be in

Quote 8983

* Cecil`^ douses the fire, thinking of how hard it would be to outrun a forest fire, not realizing there is a fire elemental next to him,and that he is a dragon

Quote 8984

<AlcarGM> You go outside. WThere is indeeed .. something .. in the sky passing overhead, but it seems to be half real, more like a dream fuelled by wild magic than anything else.
* Cecil`^ humms and looks around for anyone chasing it
<AlcarGM> "I wonder when it used to be real?" Denice says from behind you.
<Cecil`^> "WHy do you say that?"
<AlcarGM> Nothing. They're chasing something, though, but you can't make it out.
<Cecil`^> How far up is it?
<AlcarGM> Denice: "I don't know. It just loooks ... kind of sad..."
<AlcarGM> 1/2 a mile or so?
<Cecil`^> "Yes, well... WHAT is it?"
<AlcarGM> Denice: "The wild hunt?"
<Cecil`^> "WHat? Hunt is a verb... THAT can't be a hunt..." Pointing to the thing in the sky "It has to be something else."
<AlcarGM> Whoever the hunt is following stumbles in the air, on something ..... the dogs dscend, tearing it into pieces, female screams filling the air.
<AlcarGM> Denice: ".... what?!"

Quote 8985

<Kayara> hmm...
<Kayara> I had a GM tell me about some NPCs that were chained to the walls of the dungeon "but otherwise looked comfortable enough"

Quote 8986

<Cameron> "Perhaps we should check on it from time to time, and watch our steps for now... it seems like this is the biggest threat, really. Does the pack know, I wonder?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Where?" flatly. There is a red gleam in his eyes.
<Cameron> "That, I don't know. Do we really want to take them all on at once as we are, all things considered, either?"
<AlcarGM> Sophie: "Yes. Very much so."
<Cameron> "Hrm."
<AlcarGM> He's just a weeek bit pissed off :p
<AlcarGM> He almost made love to something out of a cheap B movie, after all :p
<Anelelinde> (( LoLaD => a cheap B movie ))
<AlcarGM> (( heretic! :p ))

Quote 8987

* Cameron starts the car. It makes noise, yes :P
<Anelelinde> (( STOP DRIVING IN THE WOODS OR FALINE WILL EAT YOU ))
* Cameron shall drives back to the house :P
* Cameron conjures a road while he's at it, damnit. >:E
<AlcarGM> (( "Or faline will eat you" should be appended to all fortune cookies in LoLaD ))
<Anelelinde> (( "You shall have financial success... or Faline will eat you. ))

Quote 8988

* Cameron looks at the leader, "I'm open to dialog."
* Kage` rushes the one who just hopped back
<Cameron> "This doesn't have to end violently."
<AlcarGM> Enforcer: 'You will be destroyed if you shelter them," to Caameron :)
<AlcarGM> Kage attacks the poor enforcer....
* Cameron looks at the Enforcer, "If there are any survivors to report that I am sheltering them." He grins, with aura pouring out of him such that he hasn't allowed to let aur..inate? :P before!
<AlcarGM> (( aurinate is .... uhm ... not the best sounding word :p ))

Quote 8989

<Cameron> "What did you mean by Wing, anyway?"
* Cameron asks Kage. "I'm a square when it comes to slang.."
* Kage` just waves it off
<Kage`> "I thought they were powerful."
<Cameron> "You, too, are powerful."
<Anelelinde> "Behold, the power of cheese."
<Anelelinde> -- j/k

Quote 8990

<Cameron> "We need to work something out, though, before we go any further."
<Cameron> "I have the sinking feeling that there are going to be a lot of bodies here at my household. What are we going to do with them?"
<Anelelinde> "Well, *I* don't need to stay here personally myself"
* Cameron just nods at Anne, bereft of any facial expression that would betray his position on the issue
<AlcarGM> Sophie wanders back in. "Have one in the. .. other space, for now. We could just cook them up for food at the restaurant thing."
* Cameron nods at Sophie. "Good idea."
<Cameron> "We'll package it up nicely, and call it Soylent Surprise."
<Anelelinde> "cooked vampire? Eww!"
<Cameron> "Have you ever had rock candy? That stuff is crystallized vampire souls. Its because we're so sweet." ((j/k ;P))
<AlcarGM> Sophie snaps: "Likely better than cooked butterfly."
<Cameron> "Regardless."
<Anelelinde> "Insects are crunchy and have lots of protein!"
* Kage` just shakes his head
* Cameron looks around, "I guess I could convert the basement into a morgue, for now."

Quote 8991

* Kage` 's aura flickers to life, drone fading as he crystalizes some kind of power in the air, affecting Simon
* Cameron doesn't answer, and conveniently watches Kage's work. :P
<Anelelinde> "Hey, or you could die of embarassment!"
<AlcarGM> Simon snaps awake as if someone just fried him with lightning, fur smoking and standing on end as he yelps.
* Kage` jerks back
* Cameron looks at Simon assessively!
<Cameron> "What's your name?"
* Cameron asks Simon promptly and seriously
<Anelelinde> "My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father- prepare to die!" -- j/k
<Cameron> (( :D ))
<AlcarGM> Simon: "..... Simon," with a gasp, catching his breath. "That was....." He shakes his head, blurring into human. ".... wow."
<AlcarGM> (( was tempting :p ))
<Cameron> "What happened?"
<AlcarGM> Simon: "Faline, I think..... it was .. a lot of energy." His voice sounds a bit high, and energy is humming around him, not his own.
<Cameron> :( Kage had psychic sex, didn't he?

Quote 8992

<AlcarGM> LOL! Via game1-ooc: