Quotes 8501 to 8600

Quote 8501

<AlcarGM> Gabe looks at Kuth. "You sure you're okay?"
<Kuth> "Well... I just had an oily evil energy try to rewrite me, then I flew through the edge of the Grail which felt like it dissolved me... but I think I'm okay now. Probably."
<AlcarGM> Gabe looks Kuth over, then just nods.
* Kuth (( supresses the urge to cackle meniacly and grow a black mustache. ))
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))

Quote 8502

<Mary_jane`^> so!
<Mary_jane`^> alcar!
<Mary_jane`^> if blue is truth, and green is lies
<Mary_jane`^> what is yellow?
<AlcarGM> err... I have no idea? :p
<AlcarGM> politcs? :0
<Mary_jane`^> lol
<AlcarGM> nice yellow streak

Quote 8503

* Kuth returns to the cockpit.
<AlcarGM> Gabe's in the cockpit, Lancelot having gone to make sure you didn't torque the engine into something weird.
<AlcarGM> Kiesha is sitting in a spare seat, her head between her knees. "I feel..... horrible."
<Kuth> "Looks like Fenrir's mate and I think along similar lines. I'd sure hate to be Nora right now..."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "...oh?"
* Kuth nods. "Nora has to clean the bay -- which is actually worse than I thought -- and without magic or help... unless someone volunteers."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "...... oh."
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "I am NOT. I feel worse than that time I had to eat those guards on Rigel IV, and they don' bathe there. Ever."
<Kuth> "Did you really have to eat them, though? Wouldn't... mortally wounding them suffice?"
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "They were the kings sons. Long story."
<AlcarGM> Gabe sighs. "Here," and touches Kiesha's forehead. She blinks, raises her head.
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "Okay. That almost makes up for when we had to get drunk for that diplomatic meeting on mars. Almost." She leaves.
<AlcarGM> Gabe sighs. "I swear she keeps a scorecard somewhere."

Quote 8504

<Mary_jane`^> "I know! A cape... Those have to be comming back in style..."
<AlcarGM> Arthur stares at you. "Fine. A simple one."
<Mary_jane`^> "What? You used to wear capes didn't you?"
* Mary_jane`^ makes a nice normal costume with a cape for him
<Kuth> (( I should start wearing a cape... ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( LoL... No. ))
<Kuth> (( I've been wanting to for some time now. ))
<Kuth> (( in RL, I mean. ))
<AlcarGM> (( .... ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( I know... No. ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( Although there was this one guy in my home town that used to wear robes and capes all the time... but that was for religion ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( So if you don't want to look like a nerd, say it's for religion... ))
<AlcarGM> (( "I'm a Satanist." ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( WOuldn't matter, religion is pretty much crap in this campaign =p ))
<Mary_jane`^> "Oh, sorry, just thinking out loud... You did some research on the government, right?"
<Mary_jane`^> (( Oh... Ooookay ))

Quote 8505

<AlcarGM> Lancelot comes back in. "The engine runs. More or less. I believe you changed the fuel."
<Kuth> "I did? That was an accident. I was really only trying to manipulate the shield."
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "You tend to do many things by accident. Such as knowing things you shouldn't. Curious, that."
<Kuth> "Oh, that. Well. I don't claim to be an expert on amnesia."
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "If that is what you wish to call it."
* Kuth shrugs. "What else do you call not being able to remember everything you should? Sometimes things come to me, or something seems familiar somehow, but I'm having a hard time remembering things properly."
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "I merely wonder how they found us." He leaces without waiting for a reply.
<AlcarGM> Kuth feels lucky that Nora is likely to be voted off the ship before him? :)
* Kuth gapes at him as he goes, then looks at Gabe. "I'm accused of being some kind of spy now?"
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "I guess so...." He looks after Lance, then shakes his head.
* Kuth frowns. "He's mistrusted me ever since he decapitated me and I didn't die."

Quote 8506

* Mary_jane`^ leaves, with better things to do than watch Kuth get confused
<Kuth> "Ok. So. I made a bargain with you all however long ago, and now I have your soul or souls, which you don't want because you want to be protected from magic. Got it."
* Kuth nod sagely.
<AlcarGM> The grey looks very, very relieved.,
* Mary_jane`^ heads back to the lounge
<Kuth> "Well, sorry about all of that, then. I was just trying to figure it all out."
<AlcarGM> Grey: **This unit shall be terminated for inadequate explanatory abilities.**
<Kuth> "Woah woah woah, that's not necessary."
<AlcarGM> Grey: **?? Why not? This unit failed.**
* Mary_jane`^ kicks the kuth out of her channel =p

Quote 8507

<AlcarGM> "Hmm." He files that away. "There is an upper limit to all strength, you know."
<Mary_jane`^> "Ofcourse... But it can't hurt to try. What if I didn't try and my other self is stronger than I am?"
<AlcarGM> lancelot: "Then you cheat."
<AlcarGM> He smiles slightly ."I fully intend to."
<Mary_jane`^> "To cheat?"
<AlcarGM> He nods.
<Mary_jane`^> "How are you planning on doing that?"
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "I haven't decided," calmly. "But I think I will have to, if I face myself."
<Mary_jane`^> "Why do you think that?"
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "Because the other me won't be nice, now, will he?"
<Mary_jane`^> "I see..."

Quote 8508

* Mary_jane`^ gets back into a position to fight Lance
<AlcarGM> He nods, and moves.
* Mary_jane`^ blocks him
<AlcarGM> You manage it. Tad grumbles, stretches, and you move faster. He matches, easily.
<AlcarGM> Arthur: "Damn," softly.
<Mary_jane`^> "You should have warmed up before, you know..." Silently to tad
<AlcarGM> Tad: 'I was sleeping!"
<AlcarGM> Tad: "Do you want me to exercise in my sleep?"
<Mary_jane`^> "What happens when you're asleep but suddenly we get attacked by pirate ninja monkeys!?"
<AlcarGM> Tad: "Unless they're smurfs. I'll assume you had food poisoning."

Quote 8509

<AlcarGM> Lancelot blocks, parries, spins back ot the wall, gets a second sword and throws three lives at you.
<Mary_jane`^> lives?
<Mary_jane`^> knives?
<AlcarGM> err, yes. Knives :p
<AlcarGM> unless it turns out La Fin is really a computer game.
<AlcarGM> with magical mushrooms.
<Mary_jane`^> atleast he didn't throw three die at me
<Mary_jane`^> lol dice

Quote 8510

<AlcarGM> Gabe: 'The only thing the truth has going for it is that it's the truth. That'ds not much, against lies that strong."
* Mary_jane`^ smiels at that "If you KNOW it's the truth, then that makes it even more powerful."
<Mary_jane`^> "That is why I know I'll win."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "It's not lies that are dangerous, MJ. Normal lies are - easy. The truth isn't stronger thana lie, but it remains even when the lie was forgotten. It's the myth that's really dangerous. She can probably create them, and change them."
<Mary_jane`^> "Truth is greater than fiction."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "That's only because fiction has to make sense. The real world isn't obliged to. We're flying in the vessels of a dragon that doesn't exist, remember?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Exactly!"

Quote 8511

* Fennec might come up with a PC but isn't quite sure what would be quite interesting for him :)
<Fennec> ... alcar has seen what sorts of characters I tend to make on my own, heh
* Caltak just tries to come up with interesting variations of the same base idea. :P
<Fennec> tatterdemalion: describe for me what you think my characters in general are like
<tatterdemalion> hrm, you haven't played in enough of my games, really. But, so far, largely Victorian :p
<Fennec> haha...
<Caltak> heh
* Fennec is apparently in the wrong century... :)
* Caltak is in the wrong Genus. :)

Quote 8512

* alcar chuckles. Someone is playing w/ my bot...
<alcar> <Fennec> hahahaha... Wild magic effect 6623 is: Nearest druid begins preaching the merits of strip-mining
<analog> lol
<analog> what kind of phrase is "someone is playing with my bot" at this time of the morning?
<alcar> a valentine's day phrase? :p

Quote 8513

<Fennec> !addsurge All nearby vehicles or heavy machinery are replaced with livestock which performs a similar function.
<alcar> ...
<alcar> eeew, Fennec :p
<Fennec> what? =b
<alcar> those poor penguins!
<alcar> "Not another freakin' Linux user...."

Quote 8514

<alcar> !addsurge Every night your dog eats you. Every day you are reborn from her shit. You're terrified that Fifi will become constipated.
<Fennec> alcar: okay, that's just freakish

Quote 8515

<Fennec> !addsurge You turn into a pillar of salt.
<Caltak> oo HARSH
<alcar> !addsurge You turn into a pillar of pepper
<Fennec> dangit
<alcar> Because, damn it, God needs more condiments!
* Fennec was too busy laughing to actually do that before you did! =b

Quote 8516

<Caltak> !addsurge You switch location and size with the nearest tampon for 1 hour.
<alcar> ....
<Caltak> hey, you might be lucky and the nearest one is in a box or a purse.
<alcar> "Help! Help! Let me out of .... woah. Actually, this feels kind of good...... "

Quote 8517

<alcar> !addsurge After you make love to anyone, they speak in the voice of your mother for the next half hour and berate you for all the things you could have done better.
<Caltak> ewww
* alcar nods. Most effective if said mother is Jewish :p

Quote 8518

<alcar> !addsurge Whenever you are cold, you begin horripilating Every single time. You can't stop it.
* alcar bows

Quote 8519

<Fennec> !uanum 636
<sparkie> Your left leg is replaced with a wooden peg, named Smith.
<Caltak> !addsurge You vivdly recall being shot in the face by the vice president during a quail hunting trip.
<Fennec> What's the name of your other leg?
<tatterdemalion> John, of course

Quote 8520

<Alicia> I'm tempted to add "The details of your life can be found on wikipedia" but that's mean
<tatterdemalion> !addsurge The details of the life you should have lived can be found on wikipedia. No one you know can edit it - or, if they can, they're not talking.
<Alicia> Oooh!
* tatterdemalion grins

Quote 8521

<GeminiRai> You haven't run games this week!
<alcar> Yes. Not this, nor next.
<alcar> is also a break :p
<alcar> though it seems my idea of "taking a break" is "do something else that's harder"
<GeminiRai> lol
<GeminiRai> That is a good idea!
<GeminiRai> It will discourage you from taking breaks in the future

Quote 8522

<Tara-> one moment
<Tara-> in /query
<GeminiRai> k
* Tara- pasted it.
<GeminiRai> lol, k, thanks
<GeminiRai> Yes, I am:P
<GeminiRai> Why do we have to wait till next time to alter the rules?:P
* Tara- shrugs
<Tara-> whatever, you're in charge man
<GeminiRai> Oh yeah.
* GeminiRai gets afraid:P

Quote 8523

* Dale wants dog to attack ballon, explode, cover dog in paint. It's the getting paint in balloon that is hard :p
* Dale rubs his head, wondering where the acorn came from, and frowns at the can, wondering how best to make it explode.
* Dale reads the instructions! and goes inside for some wood, and the portable stove used for camping. Going to build catapult, heat paint, send paint over fence.
<Dale> not as fun as a balloon, but possible before it gets dark.
<GeminiRai> nice.
<GeminiRai> You doing it at the same place you got hit with the acorn?:P
<Dale> Yes.
* Dale is, of course, not worried if it explodes early. Because he is wearing his Ninja Costume and black paint on black will just be Neat.
<GeminiRai> Yes, and the metal shards in your flesh will add character.
<Dale> .... of course!
* Dale could become a CYBORG!

Quote 8524

* GeminiRai wonders how much noise building a catapult makes
* Dale sings to cover the noise. Loudly. And badly.
* GeminiRai laughs
<Dale> "99 bottles of beer on the walllllll! 99 bottles of beeerr!" etc,

Quote 8525

* Tara- keeps wishing Dale would turn into a beef patty or something.
<GeminiRai> Tara becomes enlightened...no, your mother tells you to watch your language, your father doesn't seem to notice, being busy reading, but says that Dale would probably break any machine that tried to harness his energy.
<GeminiRai> Dale does not turn into a hamburger.
<GeminiRai> The corpse outside dale's window does, however. And muffy eats it.
* Dale eats more food, and offers Tara the meat some more, sayting it's perfectly healthy cow, and probably liked being slaughtered even if it had babies, and a wife, and a whole family likely waiting for it it back home, thinking the trip to the slaughterhouse had just been a vacation and it was probaby drugged and felt no pain as it was carved up as it died.
* Dale doesn't get to see the corpse? BAD MUFFY! :p

Quote 8526

* Tara- buries herself in her bed amidst poofy blankets wanting to cry but not.
* Dale eats cereal and then has a burst of inspiration and digs some paper ot and draws a cow, with it looking very sad, witha golden M necklace arouund its neck anda thought balloon saying: "MOO! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?" and a caption: I DIED FOR YOUR SINS. Then adds a halo to the cow and puts it under tara's door

Quote 8527

<GeminiRai> "ENOUGH GAMEZ! You will tell me where he has gone!"
<Dale> "Oh! Him! He went and played tag in the middle of the insterstate, shit for brains. If you hurry, you can catch him!"
* Dale gives the annoying man the finger.
<Tara-> (( hey- if that's a surge, does that mean I should be naked now? ))
<GeminiRai> *ponders* Yes, but you're under the covers.
* Tara- notices that, and screams again.
* Dale gets pissedd off! And attacks the german.
<GeminiRai> He grabs Tara with his arm around her neck, and glares at Dale "Do not toy with me, ninja!"
<Dale> "GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE YOU CRAB-INFESTED LUST MONKEY!"
* Tara- holds the covers close...
<GeminiRai> Are you attacking him anyway?
<GeminiRai> heh
<Dale> of course. It's just Tara.

Quote 8528

<Tara-> "You don't... just... attack artifacty-things with glowing lights on them!"
<GeminiRai> the crack shines slightly as it looks back at you:P
<Dale> "Oh, pulease! It's the only wya to see if it's the light of Ra, or really the spear of destiny from Final Legends of Quake IV!"
<Tara-> "Let me handle this!"
<Tara-> "if it's a stupid spear you can have it!"
* Dale goes up to the crack, With the dagger. "Oh, right. What are you going to do? Cry on it?"
* Tara- would leave it alone normally but Dale is here so... she reaches out to touch it, eyes closed, chanting the best she can =b
* Dale stops, remembers that Tara's character in FF VII dies, and .... lets Tara touch it :p
* GeminiRai snickers

Quote 8529

* Tara- holds up a hand to Dale, Stop gesture...
<Dale> like that has ever worked :p
<GeminiRai> are you still chanting?
<Tara-> oh yes
<Tara-> oh eeem zah mee zah ohm....
<GeminiRai> the sound stops, and the light appears again, though alot dimmer. still inside.
* Dale pouts, being really good at that, and then gets bored and wanders around Tara's room, looking for neat things. Likely shiny ones :p
<Dale> (( I feel like i'm playing a kender. ))

Quote 8530

<GeminiRai> It suddenly bursts out and floats a few inches in front of tara's face, bobbing up and down excitedly and making a whole lot of crystally noises.
<GeminiRai> They seem to have vowels that reverberate in your mind, but it doesn't make any sense.
* Dale notices it again, surprised, then remember he's seen it before.
<Dale> :"You know the cheat code?!"
* Tara- stares at it.
<GeminiRai> it stops chattering after a few seconds of staring, turns pink, and disappears back inside the ark:P
* Dale glares at Tara. "Who told you the cheat code!"
<Tara-> "Buddha."
* Tara- stops chanting. Attempts to open the lid.
<GeminiRai> It flies out again and runs into you, it doesn't hurt, but there's pressure, it does it again and again.
<GeminiRai> It darts around and hides behind you. Shivering
* Dale tries to catch it
* Dale figures it's worth at least one extra life
<GeminiRai> It leaps higher to get away from Dale.
<Dale> "Hey! No fair!"
* Tara- goes to sit on her dresser in a lotus position (whatever that is) closes her eyes...
<GeminiRai> It circles the room quickly and dives into Tara's dresser.
* Tara- does meditationfu there.
* Dale screams "GET BACK HERE!" to the orb, and starts crying, cuz he's pissed off. "it's not fair! YOU get everything cool! Like breasts! And glowing orbs!"

Quote 8531

* Dale gaspes some more, completely mogadored
<GeminiRai> completely what?
<Dale> .. err. aka puzzled.
<Dale> sorry. More britishisms creeping in.
<GeminiRai> The orb peeks from tara's neck, curious again.
<Dale> (( blames the fact that the only guy named Dale I know is British ))
<GeminiRai> a british dennis the mennis who is a psychotic ninja
* Tara- imagines some sort of intimacy with an orb. Sounds less gross than the regular sorts they're starting to talk about in sex ed classes at this age.
<Dale> he's not psycotic. Just... neeeds less sugar. And meds :p And love!

Quote 8532

<Tara-> hmm. wonder when my eyes will get around to popping out. :)
<Dale> no idea :p
<Tara-> no rush I suppose
<GeminiRai> I don't really have any ideas for the eyes popping out:P
<Tara-> Tara turns on television. For some reason, it's an Adult channel. !!!.
<GeminiRai> lol
<Dale> lol
<Tara-> sound good?

Quote 8533

<GeminiRai> shadows are surrounding tara's feet, and you can't see her bleow her knees, the orb follows tara's arm to the key and starts shining brightly, revealing darkness all over the room despite it's illumination.
* Tara- tries to activate whatever the key sequence thingy is... opening or closing or whatever...
* Dale just stares, too afraid to run, too confused to fight
<GeminiRai> The universe implodes, and you all die.
<GeminiRai> jk
<Dale> NOT AGAIN?!
<GeminiRai> You suddenly get a weird crunching sinking feeling like falling when you're lying in bed, while being strangled by a giant snake.
<Tara-> . o O ( The unvierse implodes, then explodes, then we're all different people the next time around? )

Quote 8534

* Alicia tries to combine two random uasurges
<Alicia> !uasurge 2
<sparkie> You are now sexually attracted to dogs.
<sparkie> The cat got your tongue. This is open to some degree of interpretation.
<Alicia> ... no. Just no.

Quote 8535

<Fennec> !uasurge
<sparkie> You are extremely cold to the touch - so cold that if people were to, say, lick you, their tongue would stick to your skin. But you feel temperature perfectly normally.
<alcar> that would make sex interesting.
<alcar> Fireman: "She's frozen to your WHAT?"

Quote 8536

<alcar> !addsurge Every night, thanks to the wish you sold your soul for, you have sex with Helen of Troy. And every night, she leaves more rotting bits behind.
<Fennec> ... dude.
<Fennec> that's gross =b
<alcar> Hey, if I was the Devil I'd give 'em the corpse :)

Quote 8537

<AlcarGm> Captain Underance stares at you. "I think we'd like to know how many lifeforms you have aboard that vessel, and what they are."
<Mary_jane`^> "Oh..." Looking on the computer "The ship has a complement of 220, right now."
<AlcarGm> The captain blinks. "And they are?" calmly.
<AlcarGm> Nora bites her lip to keep from laughing.
<AlcarGm> Suzie: "221. You forgot Hobbes."
<Kuth> (( "Anomalous." ))
<AlcarGm> (( "My harem." ))
<Mary_jane`^> "Although the AI takes up most of the work, because most of the crew doesn't have opposible thumbs... so they're more 'cargo' since they really aren't DOING anything to help with the shipwork, anthough I can't blame them--Wolves, ofcourse."

Quote 8538

<AlcarGm> Arthur nods. "How many can you possess at once?"
* Kuth blinks. "I've only done one so far, 'cause I actually was along for the ride. I'm... not sure how well I could control someone remotely."
<Kuth> *one at a time
<AlcarGm> Arthur: "It could be usedul to know. What weapons are you good with?"
<Kuth> (( Hehe, I just thought of making everyone in a room sing reggae. ))
<AlcarGm> (( .. I could see it. Arthur: "When I told you to hurt them, I didn't mean *that*." ))

Quote 8539

<Kuth> (( what was that about a corpse again? :P ))
<AlcarGm> (( MJ wasn't paying attention it seems :P ))
<Kuth> (( I noticed that. ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( Wait corpse? ))
* Mary_jane`^ looks for a corpse =p
<Mary_jane`^> "Wait, a corpse?" =p "Where?"
<AlcarGm> AI: "In the cargo bay."
<Mary_jane`^> "What corpse. SHow me."
<AlcarGm> AI: "It's a dead body in a cargo bay. You can go look, fatso.:"

Quote 8540

<AlcarGm> The cargo bay is rather small, at present, but there is a wolf there. Normal wolf, and old, and definitely dead. Someone wrapped her in a blanket
* Mary_jane`^ wrinkles her nose and checks the wolf for any signs of what killed it =p
<Kuth> (( CSI! :P ))
* Mary_jane`^ checks for evidence! =p
<Kuth> (( maybe you'll ge those nifty flashbacks when you find stuff. ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( Yeah, and those x-ray shots into its body! ))
<AlcarGm> Old age, you think. No wounds, no Colonel Mustard with the Rolling Pin in the Study. Just age. Eyes were closed, probably by someone, and she ws nuzzled a lot.
* Mary_jane`^ hmms and shrugs, and builds an old funeral circle out of old tongue and drawn with fire of truth
<AlcarGm> You cook the body?
<Mary_jane`^> ... MJ can't cook
<AlcarGm> well, turn to ash I meant.
<AlcarGm> Same thing for MJ though :)
<Mary_jane`^> She's going to disentigrate it with truth, lest some liar get ahold of the body and play with the wolves =p

Quote 8541

<Kuth> (( "The truth is you're dead. Now return to the earth! Er... the bulkhead." ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( Exactly... THe deflector dish and all that ))
<Kuth> (( We could power the ship with remains, wouldn't that be fun? ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( If it had a coal chamber we could ))
<Kuth> (( It had a gas tank. I'm sure it could have a coal chamber. ))
<AlcarGm> (( .. if it wanted to :p ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( My space ship runs on steam... It's the fastest in the galaxy! ))

Quote 8542

<Caltak> I want to play a Wemic again, it's been way too long.
<kentari> eh? :P
<kentari> buahaha
* kentari just thought of a setting for such a thing, too
<Caltak> You heard me.
<kentari> Cosmic, interdimensional blind dating.
<kentari> :P

Quote 8543

<kentari> I'm going to use my evil teacher knowledge, though
<kentari> You guys are going to see the horrors of American education.
<kentari> >:)
<Caltak> See it? I've lived it, maaaaaan.

Quote 8544

<Caltak> kentari alluded to the fact that he makes defects SUCK.
<Chaos`^> DID you ever play in my BESM game?
<Chaos`^> I make traits suck =p

Quote 8545

* Darryl likes mechas
<Caltak> PokeMecha? Wing Zero, I choose you!
<Darryl> ...
* Darryl beats Caltak with an original Game boy
* sparkie quotes
<Darryl> Caltak*
* sparkie even edits
<Darryl> heh

Quote 8546

<alcar> kentari!
<alcar> I want cthulhu as my mecha

Quote 8547

<Darryl> how many mages so far?
<Fennec> At least one.
* Darryl is thinking maybe a sort of technomage
<Fennec> I'm a noncombatant mostly.
<Darryl> or technomancer
<Caltak> One nothing-but-a-mage, one fightery type, and a barefoot chick.
<Darryl> so, you've pretty much got the bases covered, then?
<Darryl> and I can do what I want?
<Caltak> We need a Rogue! j/k :P

Quote 8548

<Caltak> But yea, its about fun
<Caltak> not covering every base
<Caltak> so do whatever
<Fennec> Make Yourself As You Would Like To Be.
<Caltak> Be a quadripalegic with an army of killer plush bunnies, it's all good.
<Fennec> ... (Wait, is that what my character is supposed to be? hahahaha)
<Fennec> ooh, wheelchair kid!
<Caltak> Fennec: I was going to make my PC as I wanted to be originally, but someone said "No Princess Meow the Nekomancer." as I recall. :P
<Fennec> Caltak: hahaha

Quote 8549

<Chaos`^> Please remember sparkies commands can be used in message as well
<DarrylDormiendo> they can?
<Chaos`^> yeah
<Chaos`^> unless alcar bugged out the code
<Chaos`^> which happens often

Quote 8550

<Fennec> hmm. speaking of Green, sure you don't want a nature chick SO? She might even like you back after you save her a few times. :)
<Chaos`^> See that's the problem with SO
<Chaos`^> I plan on getting into alot of trouble
<Chaos`^> it's what I do
<Chaos`^> WHat the hell? why not?
<Chaos`^> I'll take it
<Fennec> I said "like you back", not take an SO attribute back :D
<Fennec> mind you :)
<Chaos`^> if she gets in too much trouble, I could be like Xander and turn gay or something
<Fennec> heh, maybe you'll have extra character points then, I guess =b

Quote 8551

<Chaos`^> Under "Natural Weapons" You can have tenticles =p
<Fennec> so I heard
<Fennec> if they're prehensile you can have some under Extra Limbs

Quote 8552

* Alicia has joined #Game1
* sparkie declares fatwa on Alicia.
* NEO has joined #game1
* sparkie declares fatwa on NEO.
<NEO> WUZ UP
<NEO> THATS COOL
<NEO> WELL
* NEOhas left #game1
<Tass> he is the one :P
<kentari> I'm sure.
<kentari> :P
* Alicia writes "The anti-sparkie verses"

Quote 8553

<GeminiRai> She stares at you. "Something terrible is happening."
* Tara- frowns. "So soon?"
<GeminiRai> She raises an eyebrow.
<Tara-> "It's been such a nice universe so far."
<GeminiRai> "Galaxies are falling."
<GeminiRai> "The universe is experiencing a rapid decay, and is being swallowed up."
<alcar> (( "And it's all because men leave the toilet seat up." ))
<GeminiRai> "This appears to be the only place that is safe...I...am the only one from my world who could be sent in time.."
<GeminiRai> (( :D ))
<GeminiRai> (( And she is here to slay them! ))

Quote 8554

<GeminiRai> "But it is not here."
<GeminiRai> "Do you know why?"
* Tara- hmms, considering.
<sparkie> (( me ))
<Tara-> "I might know a cause of the cause, but I cannot claim to know the cause."
<Tara-> "Or how it caused the cause."
<GeminiRai> 1d100 to save the universe!
<sparkie> GeminiRai 1d100: 4 to save the universe!
<GeminiRai> That's about right.
<Tara-> Haha, low roll is good? =b
<GeminiRai> It is if you want the universe to be destroyed, yes.

Quote 8555

<GeminiRai> "Tell me what you know." There is a hint of pleading, but it is masked mostly by the anger which is also masked.
<Tara-> "An artifact of power appeared the other night. A violent man came to try and seize its power."
<Tara-> "Shadows and creatures of shadow came forth. But a key was turned. Then that universe ended. This is a new one. I was there in the space between."
<GeminiRai> She looks wide-eyed at you, and a bit of her confusion and chaos seem to return. She falls to bent feet and knees.
<alcar> (( And Dale just got to be a ninja *sniffs* ))
<GeminiRai> (( He's a very good ninja! ))

Quote 8556

<alcar> Arthur just looks arond slowly for a moment as if listening to something, then nods. "We'd best find a place to hole up until one of the wolves finds us."
<Kuth> "Maybe there's a motel or something."
<Kuth> (( "So you tell us we can rent out these coffin-sized chambers to sleep in? Awesome!" ))
<alcar> He nods, starting to walk down the street quickly to the right. "This way."
* Kuth follows, just assuming he knows the way somehow.
<alcar> He goes down several streets, turning right or left, then stops before a large building, studies it, then nods.
<alcar> "This seems like a decent inn."
<alcar> The building is crome and glass, a good 300 storeys tall, and the size of a good dozen earth football fields, getting larger as it gets higher, like a funnel.
<alcar> He wants towards the main entrance, then stops. "I trust you have currency?"
* Kuth blinks. Looks at his clothes, which don't have pockets. Looks back at Arthur. "Um... no."
<alcar> "Ah." The former king loooks at the hotel, then at you, then down at his plain clothing. "I believe we have hit a minor snag."

Quote 8557

* MechaBlue has joined #Game1
* sparkie declares fatwa on MechaBlue.
<GeminiRai> There is suddenly alot of commotion from downstairs!
<Tara-> (( in the middle of a session? oh dear. ))
<GeminiRai> Or is there.
* MechaBlue declares jihad on sparkie
<GeminiRai> MechaBlue and sparkie duke it out in the living room.
<GeminiRai> MechaBlue is melted into a fine ash.
* MechaBlue relaunches
<Tara-> (( ssh! ))
<Tara-> (( I'm trying to have a meaningful conversation with my alien twin. ))

Quote 8558

<AlcarGM> The wolf nods, drinking water. "I'm supposed to help. Or something. I wasn't told much." He looks up. "Except that you smell funny."
<Kuth> "Um. Funny as in bad?"
<AlcarGM> The wolf sniffs. "Strange. You smell like grandpa, but not like him. Or the truthseer. Or anything else." He cocks his head to the side. "Abit of the dwarf who gave me treats once, and geys. And nothing."
<Kuth> "...That's a lot."
<AlcarGM> Grey: "And other things, but my nose isn't that good yet. Everyone smells of lots of things. You smell mostly of .... you. Whatever *that* is."
<Kuth> "...okay. Confusing. But then, I'm not a wolf."
<AlcarGM> The wolf looks quite pleased about that. "You don't think wolf."
<Kuth> "Eh?"
<AlcarGM> Wolf: "Otherwise you could be one."
<AlcarGM> The wolf looks rather smug about this. "People think too much in names."
<AlcarGM> He then proceeds to lick his genitals

Quote 8559

<Perfect> Darryl: What to do indeed?
<Perfect> hmm. You could take my character as an S.O. Chaos could too. That could be fun! :D
<Darryl> maybe I should make him be such a nerd he actually made a Gunblade
<alcar> lol fennec
<Darryl> heh
<Perfect> Darryl: please? I will need people to rescue me when the aliens catch me and put me in a little glass jar :)
<alcar> No, you just need someone to poke holes in the lid :p
* Darryl doesn't think his character will have an S.O.
<Darryl> if he's such a nerd he'd make a gunblade
<Perfect> if so, then you're enough of a nerd to fall head over in heels in love with a girl who hardly knows you exist!
<Darryl> ...
<alcar> And, if you can make a gunblade, nerd enough to stab her through the heart with it when she fails to realize you love her!
<Darryl> .......

Quote 8560

<Taralynn> "Excuse me, Aliens!"
* Taralynn waves.
<GeminiRai> None of them are getting very close to your house.
<GeminiRai> A smaller one zooms over closer than the others as you wave though.
* Taralynn calls out. "Take your leader to me!"
<GeminiRai> It zaps Tara with a thin solid spark-line.
<GeminiRai> Then runs away
<GeminiRai> It tingles!
<Taralynn> "HEY!"
<Taralynn> "Use caution!"
<GeminiRai> It does not hear you!
<Dale> "Maybe it fixed you so you're not a lesbo? Cuz aliens like to take human chicks and have sex with them."
<GeminiRai> Crysta: "Then why did it leave?"
* Taralynn . o O ( some day, Dale will surely be a lesbian. But not today. )
<Dale> (( :p ))
<Dale> "Cuz she's ugly," as if that's obvious.

Quote 8561

<Taralynn> "I'm sorry, Dale, this dream is the one called Life."
<GeminiRai> Crysta: "I think that's a board game."
* Dale sulks, mutters something his mother would wash his mouth out with if she heard. "Yeah, right I did, like, neo stuff! And you don't do THAT in Life!"
<Caltak> (( *snicker* ))
<Taralynn> "We all live in a dream."
<Caltak> (( We all live in a yellow submarine. ))

Quote 8562

* Alien_Fleet have a few squadrons keep his attention while a couple go behind him and try to predict his movements to shoot him down.
* Dale is a ninja! And a ten year old kid whose seen way too many dcomputer games on a sugar rush. I dare your computers to predict that :p
* Dale fights! And bashes aliens, and badshes MORE aliens, and wonders when he gets a freakin' weapons upgrade.
<Dale> "You aliens suck! I should at least have a GUN by now! Or a crossbow! Or a cool sword!"
<Taralynn> (( has it been five minutes? ))
<GeminiRai> No upgrade, but your weapons do seem to be doing more damage. You actually manage to dent one ship with your whip. And one of the ships that sneak up behind you manages to nick your ankle.
<Alien_Fleet> A few ships start making kamikaze runs on Dale.
<GeminiRai> It hasn't been 5 minutes yet, but Crysta does get up and stand on the very edge of the roof, looking out toward Dale.
* Taralynn stands up as well.
* Dale yelps, and attacks harder, getting pissed off at his stupid dream.
<Dale> "I don't care if I lose sometimes in life,but I'm not losing to some invaders game from, like, the 1980s in a DREAM!"
<Dale> (( Eat your heart out, Braveheart. That's a REAL battle cry ))

Quote 8563

<Taralynn> (to universe, and any shiny things therein, profoundly): "Thank you."
* sparkie is a shiny thing!
<GeminiRai> does sparkie want to be the universe?
<Taralynn> I dunno. Sparkie probably has meta-multiverses.
<Taralynn> A mere doomed universe seems a little lowly for him.

Quote 8564

<GeminiRai> You feel warmth on your shoulder for a moment, then it vanishes.
<Alien_Fleet> (( Your shoulder now smells of urine. ))

Quote 8565

<GeminiRai> Dale is kicking ass, but he can't manage to make any of the ships explode with a whip and cutlery shurikens. They are getting awfully dented and scratched though.
* Dale tries to smack them into each other
<GeminiRai> The bat would have made things alot easier, which is probably why the sysop destroyed it.
<GeminiRai> The aliens are *almost* starting to be able to hit him.
* Dale gets a brainwave, and goes back home to get another bat.
<GeminiRai> You have multiple bats?
<Dale> it's a dream Ofcourse!
<Taralynn> Failing that, he could borrow a neighbor-kids.
<Dale> the fact that he does not in real life may hamper this :p
<Dale> But there's always dads golf clubs
<GeminiRai> Heh, Dale is starting to run away, doing the cool leaping things.
<GeminiRai> The aliens can keep up.
<Alien_Fleet> hold on
<Alien_Fleet> (( on phone with computer at health insurance company ))
* Dale makes his move while the fleet is distracted by a telemarketer!

Quote 8566

<Taralynn> "Stop fighting, Dale."
<Dale> "It's my dream and I can if I want to!"
* Taralynn walks over to Dale, looks him up and down, and... attempts to tickle him mercilessly.
<Dale> lol.
* Dale tries to evade, once she starts :P
<Dale> "Stop that!"
<GeminiRai> lol
* GeminiRai tries to decide if sibling ticklefighting > ninja evasion.

Quote 8567

* Dale gets up, a bit shakily, then glowers at Tara and throws one of the shuriken intoa knot of a tree without looking (or, tries to, at least)
<Dale> "Explain THAT, huh?"
<Taralynn> "Congratulations."
<GeminiRai> it sticks.
<Dale> "SEE?!"
<Taralynn> "I see."
<Dale> "I can't do that! OR fight aliens! Or .. or matrix things or do .... all of that! That I did! So if it's not a dream, what is it?!~"
<Taralynn> "There is no nonsense. There is only insufficient context."
* Dale stops screaming, panting for breath
<Taralynn> (( Someone else JUST said that in another context. ))
<Dale> (( heh ))

Quote 8568

<Taralynn> "Dale? Sit down for a minute."
* Dale 's face scrunches up.
* Dale plops down on the grass.
<Dale> the hamster inside the cage begins doing cartwheels and a striptease.
* Taralynn sits down next to him, holds his hand.
<Dale> (( actually, he probably would havre a ferret in his head, for mental processes. But still :P ))
<Taralynn> "Welcome to the new universe. We seem to have an alien problem. But that's not the root of it."
* Dale blinks a few times, then squeezes really tightly, his eyes getting very wide.
<Dale> "I'm grounded for life."

Quote 8569

<Mary_jane`^> "So, 'Vance' What's with the purple antanae?"
<AlcarGm> the unit flows down, looking around curiously.
<AlcarGm> Vance: "Stanard issue lie detector, ma'am."
<Mary_jane`^> "Why are they in your forehead?"
<AlcarGm> Vance: "Connection to the cerval core, ma'am. Makes sensing lies that miuch easier." He puffs up with self importance. "I'm quite the truth feeler, among the officials."
<Mary_jane`^> "Ah... WHat brings you to this line of work?"
<AlcarGm> The outside is the inside of a large docking bay, a surprisingly neat and tidy one. The only person waiting, at present, is a distinguished older gentleman with Diplomat written all over him, though not literally mind.
<AlcarGm> Vance: "Vat grown for it, ma'am."
<Mary_jane`^> "Ah... THat's an interesting name you have. WHere did you get it?"
<AlcarGm> Vance: "Generated by The Computer, ma'am. You from the colony worlds where they *pick* names?" not quite sneering....

Quote 8570

<AlcarGm> You reach ground level without any troubles, seeing no guards at all, and exit the building. Outside is a large, sacious courtyard with flowers and it's a bright, summer day. People in short sand t0-shirts, most of them human - and looking human, so there is likely an unofficial gene dress code here :P
<Mary_jane`^> what are the others wearing?
<AlcarGm> mostly just shirts and shorts.
<AlcarGm> all human, almost all looking human.
<Mary_jane`^> these guys are wearing sand colored tshirts?
* Mary_jane`^ looks around for a shop, then
<AlcarGm> what? Just, uhm, summer wear :p. Cuz it's summer?
<AlcarGm> oh! Shorts and
<AlcarGm> *coughs*

Quote 8571

<AlcarGm> More guards are arriving .Some cyborg, some human, some nanite drone things.
<AlcarGm> And a few robots.
<Mary_jane`^> are they shooting first TOO?
<AlcarGm> In less than a minute, this place is going to make present day Iraq look like Eden.
<Mary_jane`^> "GODDAMMIT STOP ATTACKING ME!"
<AlcarGm> Uhm. Why wouldn't they?! Illegal entrance, 12 dead guards, and fried nanites! Helllllo?

Quote 8572

<Mary_jane`^> "GODDAMMIT STOP ATTACKING ME!"
<AlcarGm> Uhm. Why wouldn't they?! Illegal entrance, 12 dead guards, and fried nanites! Helllllo?
<Mary_jane`^> I didn't kill them
<AlcarGm> they'll be decommisioned for failure in line of duyy anyway :p
<Mary_jane`^> and that's MY problem HOW?
<AlcarGm> Tad: "I don't think they will," sarcastically.
<Mary_jane`^> "More power, quick."
<AlcarGm> Tad: ".... you do know I can't draw on ley lines, right? I mean........." he sighs, and power flows into you.
* Mary_jane`^ pulls all the magic she can from her soroundings, and informs it that perhaps it should be doing some work right about now. And instructs it to stop time for the time being
<AlcarGm> The GM sobs.
<AlcarGm> You pull - not frm the ley lines, I hope?
<Mary_jane`^> I'm insane, not stupid
* AlcarGm thanks god for small mercies.
<sparkie> your welcome.
<Mary_jane`^> lol
<AlcarGm> Time stops. Duration continues. You are drained. Now what? :p

Quote 8573

<AlcarGm> Tad: "This was suppossed to be a stealth mission, right?"
* Mary_jane`^ looks at Anne for signs of life
<AlcarGm> Tad: "I mean, sneak around, find things out, all of that?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Thank you captain obvious! I didn't know they had a security system like that. How the hell was I supposed to know that?"
<AlcarGm> She;s alive. Just had her antennae blown off.
* Mary_jane`^ think
<Mary_jane`^> "Hey tad..."
* Mary_jane`^ gets an evil grin
<AlcarGm> Tad: "It's quarters for diplomats! Of course it would have good security." He grumbles. "You're as subtle as rape."
<Mary_jane`^> "If we can stop time... Can we reverse it?"
<AlcarGm> The GM points to the Not Stupid comment......
* Mary_jane`^ points to the insane comment

Quote 8574

<Chaos`^> Don't think I'll let this incursion slide
<Chaos`^> you can't just stop a game after something like that happens
<Chaos`^> that's just... Rude you know?
<alcar[sleep]> after WHAT? You did something that was .. erm .... not wise. Time was reversed. You continued
<Chaos`^> Stop telling me it was not wise
<Chaos`^> security nanos alcar!
<Chaos`^> They don't exist!
<alcar[sleep]> .....

Quote 8575

<Fennec> yeah, I'm more comfortable with internal powers than with out-and-out magic of some sort that needs to be invoked
<Fennec> Silly Anime Shiny Magic Bubble Teleport!
* alcar nods. I avoid anything like that myself :)
<alcar> Though if I do end up in a besm game, I think I'm going to go all out that way. for fun.
<alcar> "STEALTH SHIELD HAI ...... okay... that one is .. uhm .. a bit .... stupid .. maybe...."
<alcar> would be fun :)
<alcar> Actually, check that. If I do play in a besm game where the whole "shout magic" thing is de rigeur, I'll give my character a stutter :p

Quote 8576

<Darryl> is there a limit to number of BP?
<Darryl> or Defects?
<Taralynn> umm, no more than 8 defects I think theoretically
<Drew> 10ish
<SteveZ> There was a limit?!
<Drew> over 10 = ... very unlikely.
<Taralynn> theoretical limits
<Darryl> yeah
<Taralynn> consult your GM
<SteveZ> O_O
* Drew nods. Is up to GM.
<Darryl> who is GM again?
* Drew points to kentari the absentious

Quote 8577

* Dale is recovering from the shock that this wasn't a dream, largely because he has an attention span that rivals that of a golfish.
<Dale> "We're in a VR machine!"
<GeminiRai> So you should be over it pretty quickly then! Good!
<Dale> get over what?
<Dale> :p
<GeminiRai> Oh
<GeminiRai> I meant the recovering thing you were saying
<GeminiRai> Oh I SEE!
<GeminiRai> You were being clevar

Quote 8578

<GeminiRai> She turns and speaks to Dale's ear "What is it?" smiling wide.
* Dale jumps a little. "A rock. But a pretty one!"
<GeminiRai> She shakes her head. "No, it is the key! But yes, it is very pretty."
<Dale> (( "It's my precious. Cuz I won't have no birthdays, nooo, cuz my frickin' sister blew up the universesss...." ))

Quote 8579

<Darryl> I shall have to run a campaign sometime
<Darryl> but I shall run it offline, first
<Darryl> because I've seen the problems with online ones
<alcar> Darryl - oh?
<Darryl> battle positioning
<Darryl> dicebots that are made of pure hate

Quote 8580

<Mary_jane`^> "So..." Talking to the robot "I can't seem to keep myself out of trouble..."
* Mary_jane`^ looks up at the robot
<AlcarGM> The robot pours a drink. "I know what you mean. I ran into an old flame last year. Thought I was done with her, but she walked right into my bar and we sucked."
<AlcarGM> The bartender pauses. "Excuse me. I believe there is a problem with my conversation modules. She was to havewalked intoa gin joint of the world, and walked into mine. If that makes any sense?"
<Mary_jane`^> "What?"
<AlcarGM> A cyborg beside you snorts. "Ignore Hal. Got into a brawl a year ago. Never been the same since."
<Mary_jane`^> "oh... Hey Hal, c'mere."
<AlcarGM> The bartender blinks, comes closer. "Here's looking at you, kid," and tries to deck you :)

Quote 8581

<Mary_jane`^> "I went to hereticorp earlier, though. They're the ones who make her."
<AlcarGM> Grrey: **how can people underthink their own thoughts?** still to itself.
<AlcarGM> Merlin: "What is this hereticorp? The name brings to mind ..strange images."
<Mary_jane`^> "And these truthtellers, by the way, are products of some genetic mutation of a magical recreation of myself that I made."
<AlcarGM> Merlin: "Ah! That would have been my first guess," deadpan.
<Mary_jane`^> "They're... Are you serious? I thought you were behind most of what they did."
<AlcarGM> Merlin: "I am sorry to disappoint you."

Quote 8582

<AlcarGM> Vampire: "Oh, no vampire touches anyone on mead," with a light laugh. "I was thinking him, of more... physical things?**
<Mary_jane`^> "What?"
<AlcarGM> The grey is .. a bit heavier than before. You get... fuzzines from it, and nothing else.
<AlcarGM> Vampire: "Sex?" hopefully, batting his eyelashes and baring fangs lightly.
<Mary_jane`^> "Listen... I have someone to take home, he can't drive drunk."
<AlcarGM> Vampire: "He can watch. Or join in. I'm not picky."
<Mary_jane`^> "No, I'm affraid..." pausing "I'm affraid we can't have that."
* Mary_jane`^ slaps away the vampire
<AlcarGM> He steps back, anger burning in his gaze, and a cold hunger...... then recalls himself and nods, once. "You have not heardthe last of this," tightly. "No one insults Lestat and does not answer for it."
<Mary_jane`^> "Who in hell is Lestat?"
<AlcarGM> Vampire: "Me!"
<AlcarGM> He's a bit chubby, when you look past the vampire glamour. And definitely not Tom Cruise.

Quote 8583

* Mary_jane`^ makes some breakfast in the maker, manages to burn even that, and looks at merlin
<AlcarGM> Merlin, with the wisdom of over a millenia at his beck and call, makes his own without comment :p
<AlcarGM> The grey just watches.
* Mary_jane`^ hands the grey some uhm... food, and eats her own "Mmm... It tastes terrible."
<AlcarGM> The grey, having no mouth, just stares at it, confused. A few moments later the food seeps into its skin, through pores
<AlcarGM> The grey shudders. **Is it always....... this...?** plantively
<AlcarGM> Merlin almost smiles at that, but drinks coffee instead
<Mary_jane`^> "No, I'm just a bad cook."
<AlcarGM> Grey: **This unit... this ... must agree!** feverently.
<AlcarGM> Merlin make s asound that might be a snicker but hides itself as a cough.

Quote 8584

<AlcarGM> Zeta: "This .... not unit? .. does not know? Not knowing is.... not plesant? Yes! It is not pleasant."
<Mary_jane`^> "You know you can use pronouns, it's easier... I, me, you?"
<AlcarGM> He flinches. "It feels...... wrong......"
<Mary_jane`^> "Why?"
<AlcarGM> Grey: "It is not . . something ....this... that was used?"
<AlcarGM> Merlin: "Consider it a kind of freedom," absently. "Freedom is never safe."
<Mary_jane`^> "I should search the complex more..."
<AlcarGM> Zeta:: **It is ... fear? Each time could .... pull me ... pull this... further from Totality.**
<Mary_jane`^> "it seems that's what it wanted anyway."
<AlcarGM> Zeta: **It is the... not knwing .... it is HARD! How do you .. do it?**
* Mary_jane`^ shrugs "You learn to live with it."
<AlcarGM> Zeta: **And you do not go mad?**
<AlcarGM> Zeta: **How do you be... decent? There is nothing - nothing in your heads, but you!**
<Mary_jane`^> "I--Ah Merl--Ah... The guy down the hallway hasn't yet."
<AlcarGM> (( lol! ))

Quote 8585

<AlcarGM> Zeta: **But..... it is not ..... I don't understand you!**
<Mary_jane`^> "Not many people do."
<AlcarGM> Merlin: "She's female. That could explain it."

Quote 8586

<Mary_jane`^> "YOu need to continue the whole diplomatic thing." TO Zeta "I'm going to go look for lance."
<AlcarGM> Zeta: **How? I am not..... of Totality, anymore.**
<AlcarGM> it repeats that to itself a few times, trying to adapt to it.
<Mary_jane`^> "So? You're still a grey. Talk to the other one around here, he might be able tell you what you can do."
<AlcarGM> Zeta: ** I will .... .walk? .... look around? ... I have never done that.** It blinks, frozen in shock for a moment. **I have never done anything,** slowly.
<Mary_jane`^> "Good! Go out! Do it!"
<AlcarGM> (( Zeta: **I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW! DAMNIT, NOW!** ))

Quote 8587

<AlcarGM> You are, finally, alone. No grey, no magic, no Merlin. Just you.
<Mary_jane`^> Just me?
<Mary_jane`^> Oh no.. what does that mean?
* Mary_jane`^ looks aorund
<AlcarGM> that ninjas are about to attack, of course!
* Mary_jane`^ wonders if anyone else is going to appear... Last time this happened darrelle showed up
* AlcarGM cues the ninjas. Then mutters something about unions. Never mind. Carry on.

Quote 8588

<Mary_jane`^> "The more I think about it, the more I wonder who your father really was. Perhaps YOU are the son of the dwarf that we're waiting for. If not his son, then perhaps someone else of great power."
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "I very much doubt that."
<Mary_jane`^> "Mead is... very powerful. I wonder how you could ignore such a thing."
<AlcarGM> Lancelot: "I did not say it was easy," with a shrug. "But anything can be accomplished, if someone is determined enough."
<AlcarGM> (( Lancelot: "Except sucking up to that stupid dice bot." ))
<Mary_jane`^> "I'll remember that. I should go speak with Merlin about this information. If anyone asks who was here, just tell them Mary Consequence dropped by. They should know me."
<AlcarGM> He nods.
* Mary_jane`^ waves to him, and disapears to the HC headquarters, outside ofcourse
<AlcarGM> (( Lancelot: "What do you mean she told you she was my wife?!" ... or not :P ))

Quote 8589

* Mary_jane`^ goes inside, then
<AlcarGM> Maureen the android receptionist smiles at you.
<AlcarGM> "Good morning! Welcome to HeretiCorp, "The Corporation That Cares!" How can I assist you, Ms. Consequence?"
* Mary_jane`^ smiles back
<Mary_jane`^> "Wait... When did you get that slogan?"
<AlcarGM> Maureen: "We bought it from Google 312 years ago!"

Quote 8590

* Mary_jane`^ wonders how maureen can be on the planet and on the first moon at the same time
<AlcarGM> (( uhm, it was just the first moon. Ever. The planet is a gas giant, not inhabited ))
<AlcarGM> (( BUT maureen is the Eternal Receptionist. She is everywhere :) ))
<AlcarGM> (( In the one UA campaign, shre was the receptionist for every single company :P ))

Quote 8591

<Caltak> Cause he hates Amber more than Nazis stomping on puppies.
<alcar> Nazis stomping on puppies is bad?!
<Caltak> Ok, make that Nazis raping babies.
<alcar> ... do I need to repeat myself, man?! :p
<Caltak> lol
<alcar> Wait. Are the babies Aryan or not?

Quote 8592

<Tass> wait wait wait
<Tass> you took girl magnet
<Tass> in a kentari game
* alcar nods.
<Tass> GIRL
<Chaos`^> Yeah
<Tass> MAGNET
<Chaos`^> Yep
<Tass> wow
<Chaos`^> It's gunna be sweet
<alcar> he is screwed :)
* Tass shakes his head
<Tass> what do you want on your grave? :P
<Chaos`^> "I died having sex."
<alcar> change that to "being raped" maybe....... :p
<Chaos`^> You can't rape the willing
<Chaos`^> unless you're sara, but she doesn't count

Quote 8593

<Chaos`GM^> It's morning, the first day of school, and.. You're all in class 2D, Seniors, the year is going to begin with a bang, you have to fill out aplicatins for college, and you'll have to take these tests and... I can't stand to remember senior year...

Quote 8594

<Natsuki`> (( oh, so this is, like, another restart, eh? ))
<Jerome> (( yup. ))
<Chaos`GM^> (( I refuse to read those logs ))
<Chaos`GM^> (( REFUSE I SAY! ))
<Chaos`GM^> (( Although I suppose we can introduce a hot tub later ))
<Jaoni> (just assume everything that happened happened lasty year :P)\

Quote 8595

<Chaos`GM^> Winner ignores you for the most part, the loser wobbles away quickly, trying not to get caught
* Roy points a finger of defiance at the loser, "What is your name?!"
* Roy takes this moment to memorize his face, too ;p
<Chaos`GM^> He has one ear, and he's mostly blind... You notice he has puffy cheeks, and he squints... Or his face is really swollen
<Roy> ((Its Van Goh, the bastard))

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<Jaoni> "Can we get a pass?"
<Chaos`GM^> "Huh?" looking up "Oh, sure right.." She pulls out some paper slips and signs them
<Chaos`GM^> although you don't need the
<Roy> ((This is high school, Tass. Not Paranoia. :P))
* Jaoni takes it an goes :P
<Jaoni> (lies!)

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<Chaos`GM^> One of your classmates seems to be scarilly close. She is sitting next to the cherry tree in the court yard and is within conversation distance. You hadn't noticed her before. She seems to be ignoring you all for the most part though.
* Roy returns the courtesy! :P
* Jerome frowns, looking over
<Jaoni> "Well, lets go check it out and then get the heck outa here."
<Jaoni> "I don't want to risk another encounter."
* Roy nods, and leads the way to deh dojo.
* Jerome frowns.
<Jerome> "I'll catch up," and walks towards the girl.
<Natsuki`> (( ut oh. ))
<Natsuki`> (( "Run! He's gonna get you!!" ))
<Jerome> (( "HUUNGRRYY HIIPPO!" *Changes shape* ))

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* Roy makes sure stuff is all locked up and in order, "It'll give us an excuse to be around here, you know, when the next tank comes around."
<Chaos`GM^> besides two missing bamboo swords, everything is in order
<Natsuki`> "Oh... that makes sense."
* Jerome blinks, looking around, then shrugs. "Next?"
<Jerome> "It is a tank. Sticks are..... not the most efficient weapon. Few things are."
<Jerome> (( "Unless we build our own!" ))
<Chaos`GM^> (( Other tanks work well ))
<Natsuki`> (( Let's build a wooden mecha. ))
<Jerome> (( shop class. ))

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* Jerome picks up a stick randomly, hefting it, then frowns and looks at the door, walking outside with the stick.
<Chaos`GM^> The same student you saw earlier is walking by, quickly, on a mission. Her feet make a click click click as she passes. Her shoes are deffinately not uniform dress. The heels are far too high.
<Natsuki`> (( A mole!! ))
* Jerome stares, then follows her.
<Jaoni> "Are those even allowed in the dress code?"
* Jaoni shakes her head :P
* Roy eyes Jerome with a quirked eyebrow. He whispers to the others, "Is Jerome .. making a move on her?"
<Jerome> (( "With a stick." ))
<Natsuki`> (( "It's a metaphor." ))
<Jerome> (( "You can hope that if you want." ))

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<Chaos`GM^> The extinguisher is doing its job poorly it seems. It fights the fire gently, but the fire fights back fiercely. The fire is winning.
<Chaos`GM^> the fire is HOT
* sparkie knows.
<Jaoni> 'Well, crap."
* Jaoni tries to think of something to counter the fire
* Natsuki` backs off. "Ok, this thing isn't working."
* Natsuki` looks for an alarm to pull.
<Roy> "We could try going through it, and going to the source.."
* sparkie is partial to marshmellows.
* sparkie shuts up now.