Quotes 801 to 900

Quote 801

<Kimmey`> Sparkie is past 800 quotes!!!!!' does this mean he said the same stupid thing 800 times today?

Quote 802

<MessiahX> Yol_tura hears in his head... We need your help...
* Yol_Tura looks around for where the noise came from
<Jarra> ((help me Obi-Wan-tura...you are my nly hope...))

Quote 803

* Yol_Tura walks up to the blue men
* Yol_Tura looks at the blue men carfully
* Jarra ((*you begin to hear the smurf these song fainty in the distance,and for a moment think the arcane are wearing white caps and overalls...but when you blink all is back to normal*))

Quote 804

* Garon` finishes his own packing, and gets ready to go, paying for his bill with a Visa and hoping the Dm doesn't notice
<Jarra> ((rofl Garon))
<Garon`> ((Shh, he hasn't yet))
<Jarra> ((It's everywhere you wanna be.))
<MessiahX> Garons visa platnum is turned to a copper discover card before your very eyes
* Garon` sobs occly, and stops trying to get the $calc feature to work out the
  massive air miles from converting gold into visa . .

Quote 805

<Yol_Tura> "What does Kaija have against the Warriors guild?"
<MessiahX> Nesral: "Yol_tura... as for your question she was turned away by the warriors guild because she had the coordination of a drunken monkey"

Quote 806

<Yol_Tura> "Hey um.. i have a question. I mean no disrespect, but I just wondered where you got your limp from?"
* Garon` eyes Yol_Tura warily, but shrugs and mock punches the air in front of him, then mimes taking a few hits and shrugs
<Yol_Tura> "Someone beat you up? Want me to kick thier ass for you?"
* Garon` looks startled but shakes his head.

Quote 807

* Garon` frowns, puts his hand over his mouth and shakes his head firmly, then drags a small notepad and quill from his pack and writes on it, handing it to Yol_Tura
* Garon` writes "I see dead people." on it. Or not . ..
* Yol_Tura looks at the pad for a while, then looks over it and at Garon
<Yol_Tura> "I can't read."
* Garon` blinks, then smiles ruefully and nods

Quote 808

<Yol_Tura> "So, you don't want me to kick whoever beat you up's ass?"
* Garon` shakes his head, then points to himself anmd makes a pumching motion, trying to convey that its his fight, but decides to settle for teaching his player charades
<Yol_Tura> "You want me to kick your ass?"
* Garon` stops, looking startled then shakes his head vigorously
* Yol_Tura brightens up
<Yol_Tura> "You want me to point at you, then kick thier ass!"

Quote 809

* Jarra moves cautiously over to Garon, places the dead peccary at this feet and walks back to the meat he put down
<Yol_Tura> "This is thier marriage seramony, I'm almost sure of it!"
* Yol_Tura looks at Garon
<Yol_Tura> "Congradulations!"
* Yol_Tura pats garon's back
* Garon` 's jaw drops and he gives Yol_Tura a look of utter horror
<Yol_Tura> "Man and wife eh?"

Quote 810

* Jarra says something in the weird language, pointing down the road, so you take it she is asking if you are headed down there, or something similar
<Yol_Tura> "Yes, that is a road, you are a fast learner!"

Quote 811

<Yol_Tura> "So uh, garon, you don't talk much... Why is that?"
* Garon` puts his hand over his mouth and shakes his head firmly to Yol_Tura while getting something from his pack
<Yol_Tura> "You didn't grab your mouth?"
* Garon` opens his mouth as it to talk, touches his throat then shakes his head
<Yol_Tura> "You have a sore throat?"

Quote 812

<Mile_Cavin> "No one trusts you.."
<Salem_Brookstone> nevr touch my weapon
<Mile_Cavin> "You kill me you're dead."
<Mile_Cavin> 'I kill you we rejoice."
<Salem_Brookstone> i don;t fear death
<Mile_Cavin> "It would be smart to avoid it wouldn't it?"

Quote 813

<Gelhalee> hehe Snakes followers include Ordi clerics, undead, and a love sick old stepie ponny :)

Quote 814

<Sannin> (can i get a recap)
<Gelhalee> We were attacked by grass that had the audacity to sit there quietly being grass.

Quote 815

* Gelhalee looks at the expansive ruins, "They say good things come in small packages. I hope the converse isn't true"

Quote 816

* Gelhalee sighs deaply and seeing the clue hidden in the middle of a pile of no clues heads for the center.

Quote 817

<Alcar> Seri shrugs "Why would we all split up?"
* Gelhalee looks at Seri, "Because we can get lost quicker that way"

Quote 818

* Gelhalee guard vanishes in a few inexpert brush strokes and reapears on the canvas.
<Alcar> The fighter tosses his sword from his ruined left arm to right and swings, tearing into Mile's side.
* Gelhalee looks over at the other guard and smiles, "Still want to fight?"
* Mile_Cavin stumbles to the side
<Alcar> The fighter doesn't even look impressed at when Gel did, or that he hurt Mile. Just shrugs and says "You die next then."
* Gelhalee goes, "Hmmf, kids these days, nothing impresses them unless its blowing up or having sex with them"

Quote 819

* Gelhalee looks at Mile feeling like Dr Frakinstine did during a particulerly low point in his carrer.

Quote 820

<Gelhalee> I was here after a magic item that never turned up. Keith was doing his own little thing. and the rest of the party was along to confuse me I think :)

Quote 821

* Riker` rubs his head, trying to look casual, but sucking at it horribly
* Riker` in fact, the Academy makes me a public enemy of the acting world, i'm so bad

Quote 822

<Riker`> "Hmm... cats that don't understand figures of speech, and an attempt at the ultimate race that doesn't understand technology. Maybe i'll write the pilot for this sitcom and settle down in suburbia..."

Quote 823

<Tzarrgrinn> I would hate to see what Sheerrow would do to a CorpSe in the mood she's in right now
<Tzarrgrinn> Remembering the past, talking about it, hearing the monkey-men's point of views and their opinions, having someone try to read her mind and being shot by a water gun....

Quote 824

<Dasc> "I am no goblin, I'm a hobgoblin"
<Kimmey`> ((is that like a neutered goblin?))

Quote 825

* Augustus hopes Kuno realizes that i have been doing something this whole time
* Augustus if not, then he'll at least realize that his firing squad is far smaller than it was originally

Quote 826

<Kimmey`> Had a plilospher/psycologist assassin in D&D converted palidins into warriors. even taught a pc krynn knight to give it up because of all the suffering he made in the name of doing "good"

Quote 827

<Sintaqx> The pirates are still following you. it is dawn, you're in a jungle/swampish area
* Jonas`` checks the scanners, to see if there's anyone in the area... like Yoda, by the sound of it

Quote 828

* Tusk-Anini passes out (stun is full)
* Jonas`` stands up
<Jonas``> "This was unforseen"
* Four_of_Seven fires her disruptor
* Jonas`` takes a shot too

Quote 829

<Sintaqx> jonas gets a fireball in the chest
<Jonas``> oh, is that all?

Quote 830

<Jonas``> "Just pick the seediest bar in town. We'll be there later"
<Sintaqx> you locate the seediest bar in town, it is difficult since there are a half dozen competing for the same lofty title

Quote 831

<Kulvor``> have a dead fetus trapped in your uterus that oughta clog things up

Quote 832

<Yol_Tura> (( never assume ))
<Yol_Tura> (( and never tell the dm yoru burdens unless he asks ))

Quote 833

<Yol_Tura> what do you want me to roll?
<Jarra> ((he doesnt actually have a climb walls skill, dm))
<Yol_Tura> (( SHHHHHHHH!! ))

Quote 834

<Garon`> ((hehhe. You know its a low level game when all the pcs hide in the tree instead of attacking the foe for exp))
<Yol_Tura> (( lol, we just aren't munchkins looking for exp =p ))

Quote 835

<MessiahX> one of them bit your throat yol tura get over it
* Yol_Tura thinks garon needs to make a new dice bot
<MessiahX> youll be backk soon
<Yol_Tura> (( I don't like being unconsious though!! =p ))
<Jarra> ((ah shut up, maybe youll have an erotic dream or something :P))

Quote 836

* Jarra looks uncomforatble in the wide open area...nowhere to hide, no trees to climb up for safety...
<MessiahX> Hey look jarra... a 10' tall cactus

Quote 837

<Salem__> "i'm here to chew gum and to kick ass...too bad i'm all out of bubble gum"

Quote 838

* Riker`` is using his patent pending "Walking and Talking" manuever :)
* Tzarrgrinn likes the "Scream and Leap" maneuver better, but it doesn't lend itself to normal traveling conditions
* Riker`` will let Tzarr buy his maneuver for the low low prices of $39.95, once i get it patented :)

Quote 839

* Salem__ goes for the think and act moves
* Tzarrgrinn often foregoes the think portion.. takes too much time
<Tzarrgrinn> << act first, act second, act again, think if time allows later. >>

Quote 840

* Tzarrgrinn doesn't really care that we are being followed... just means I don't need to carry rations

Quote 841

* Salem__ looks at Riker " why is the small fool with us (tilk)
* Salem__ "note to self-- "put small annoying thing out of of misery-- MY misery"

Quote 842

* Riker`` tries to position himself between the mutants and Tzarr, who puts the T in trouble :)

Quote 843

* Sheerrow 's ears and tail twitch in laughter
<Sheerrow> "A joke, riker."
* Sheerrow settles back against Tzarrgrinn
* Riker`` looks at Sheerrow, with a cold glare, then grins
<Riker``> "Ohhhh... you'll pay for that."
<Riker``> "Just wait till i get a ball of string, then we'll see who looks silly."

Quote 844

<Riker``> ((Laura, take 300 AP. I'll give me 7000, for awesome roleplaying. Tzarr, you and Sheerow get 9 mil to split as you see fit. julie, you lose AP for coming in the same time as Tilk. sorry :)))

Quote 845

<CopperLeaf> I've heard of playing in Forgotten Realms, Ravenloft, Dragon Lance, etc.. but do we really have to role play sesame street?

Quote 846

* MessiahX doesnt care if the players go all canible but just dont eat each other

Quote 847

<CopperLeaf> "perhaps if there was some adventure to be found somewhere.. but alas, the last adventure to come to this town was a traveling flea circus.. too bad it was living on my dog"

Quote 848

<Sintaqx> lychanthropic vampric transvestite psionic wild-mage kender lich

Quote 849

<Sintaqx> the state of reruns is in many ways similar to immmortality. How much you enjoy your existance is determined by your time slot

Quote 850

<Sintaqx> as a kender, if you ingested caffine, would you need to make a save vs poison?

Quote 851

<fuhkahre> The bartender looks to Phontramus "A dwarven spirits and beer then?"
<Phontramus_Achlan> "no.. I dont want to die."

Quote 852

* Phontramus_Achlan searches the man for id
<Tipop> ((ID? You're expecting a driver's license or something?))

Quote 853

<Alcar> Riker appears in the center of the room
<Salem__> "well looks who took the bait as well, mon captain"
<Salem__> "i guess you can really bulid a better mouse trap, my hats off to you , little man"

Quote 854

* Bart-S is a short 10 year old boy with spiky hair and a yellow complection
<Salem__> "wow- its that cartoon guy from that TV show"
<Sparkie> ((points out the show was over 400 yras ago .. .not many ppl would know o fit))
<Salem__> ((ok ok buts its funny as hell))
* Bart-S ((points out that while history is fleeting syndication is forever))

Quote 855

<Bart-S> (And god said, "Let there be light" And all the host of heaven said, "Aaaah! Warn us before you do that!")

Quote 856

<Alcar> He smiles and opens the door, revealing the worlds more perfect two storey mouse. off white wall paper, grey carpets, white appliances, plain rugs etc.
<Salem__> ((mouse?)
<Alcar> ((house..heh))
<Bart-S> ((Two story mouse?!? this post war apocolipse just got to weird))
<Bart-S> ((wonder if it has a basement))

Quote 857

<Bart-S> (oh alright. sheesh, whats a little virus between friends)

Quote 858

* AvangionQ looking for a character without a kit and that doesn't use psi ... character not found ... oh well
* AvangionQ guess I'm just watching then ...

Quote 859

<Marcus_Fenway> I once had a Level 15 Mage who was hired to rid this city of its Infestation of Kobolods (in this world they are Vastly un organized basically scavengers) Well when I found I couldn't find them much less capture or kill them I got frustrated and Leveled the entire city collected my pay and moved on.

Quote 860

* TanisQ follow the party & search for traps as well (80% - my highest skill)

Quote 861

<Topaz`> "Ah, I see. Well shall we go lads?" *looking to the rest*
* Wren_Sheval wonders how someone, even a dwarf, could mistake her for a lad

Quote 862

* Wren_Sheval heads north, wondering why all DMs have the dangerous regions to the north
<Alcar> (so pcs don't get lost finding their way there)

Quote 863

<Alcar> ok, have you planned your dragon killing ideas?
<Wren_Sheval> we will come, we will see, we will get toasted

Quote 864

<Topaz`> yes we have to blind him
<Nigel`^> "How doyou do that?"
<Topaz`> "hmm, maybe throw these things at his eye, jump on his eyes and stab at it, or just roll a big rock and maybe we'll hit his head"

Quote 865

<Nigel`^> "Mabey he's just sick and needs our help.."
<Topaz`> "And I suppose the thousands of humans he's eaten were a prescription by his doctor eh?"

Quote 866

<Wren_Sheval> "The dragon's dead."
<Nigel`^> "How'd it die? did you choke it?"
<Wren_Sheval> "Old Age."

Quote 867

* Topaz` walks over and pats his head "Ack, I guess all those adventurers really tired em out eh?"
<Wren_Sheval> "naw, they just made it so he didn't have to go out to eat."

Quote 868

<Wren_Sheval> I'm the DM, don't send anything, keep you sheet, if I need information you'll be the third to know

Quote 869

<Zandir> "Thouhht I saw something . .too far away to make it out . ." points out the form to the others
* Wren_Sheval peers at it and get's disconnected

Quote 870

<Wren_Sheval> as you approach the ravine you can see 6 elves in it.. 3 of them wounded
* Zandir looks for whats wounding them
<Wren_Sheval> (sparkie is inflicting the wounds)
<Chaos`^> (( crappy little shots ))

Quote 871

<``Seraph``> ((hmmm.... DM.. Dungeon master, masculine form.. feminine form... Dungeon Mistress? sounds too kinky))

Quote 872

<Kimmey`> The merchant's guild was your last employer, they wanted you to get the book, and chase off the thievs. it turned into a massacre because of bad info from the guild.
<Tokan`> how bad a massacre?
<``Seraph``> (tokan tried to determine good from evil, philisophically, and ended up killing everyone with hair)

Quote 873

* ``Seraph`` apologizes to the DM in advance for every other line said during this game

Quote 874

<Kimmey`> <<the book grew almost two legs first. the lemmings came later>>

Quote 875

* Tokan takes his pet rock and keeps going
<Banthinatiam> ((an intelligent conversation with or a purely onesided...that one side being the rock??))
* Tokan` pets his rock, whispering sweet nothigns to it :)
<``Seraph``> ((He can whisper anything else?))

Quote 876

<Samon`^> (( so we only got like 2 intellagent life forms in the whole group? ))

Quote 877

* Yol_Tura (( gets away from the evil goddess with charm spells galore and detect evil.. what kind of evil goddess would have detect evil?? ))

Quote 878

<Salem_> "may the dead have no pity on your bones"
<CopperLeaf> "bah.. the dead.. what have they ever done for me?

Quote 879

* CopperLeaf slaps sythil on the ass.. thanks for that.. now let's get gold!
<Sythil> (( is copperleaf TRYING to get killed? ))

Quote 880

<Chaos`^> copperleaf is being disgusting and won't get ressed by sythil next time he dies
<CopperLeaf> im usually not this annoying.. i'm in a weird mood cause i ate too many brownies.

Quote 881

<Vargenion> and now with the addition of this "Shirley Temple goddess of evil" it will become very interesting :)
<Tolk> an evil goddess w/ detect evil is strange enough by itself
<Baliadoc> maybe she's just a bad judge of character, and doesn't want to wind up trying to get paladins to join her :)

Quote 882

<WarnerDM> Emma holds up one finger and you find your self staring back depsite your self. It all feels very dramatic and potent until she says, "Do me"
* Reawen stares at Emma "In public? with men watch -- oh, you mean a fortune! Uh, now?"
<KaosNeophyte> ((hmm..a kinky psychic slut.....go figure))

Quote 883

<Robert``> (( ok thats like the umpteenth time someone has made a Kermit reference! give it a REST! ))
<KaosNeophyte> ((Hello there....this is Kermit D Frog))
* Robert`` bops KaosNeophyte with Miss Piggy
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((Close cousin of Robert`` D Bullywug....))
<KaosNeophyte> ((AHHH.....MORE BEASTIALITY....))

Quote 884

* Bob_the_Monkey visits the crewmember in the crowsnest
* Bob_the_Monkey chitters saliva-filled nothings into the crewmember's ear

Quote 885

<Montgomery> "How're you feeling?"
<``Kyla> Suspiciously enough, like I've been shot.
<Montgomery> "Good. If you were feelng like a giraffe, then I'd worry."
<``Kyla> You make me laugh again, and I'll kick your ass

Quote 886

<Bob_the_Monkey> ((never, under any circumstance, name your spelljammer the'Heart of Gold'))

Quote 887

<WarnerDM> soon the longboat is lashed to the Gemini Magica again. The first mate reports to the Captain, "She's cripled and adrift sir, one crewman, He wants us to take him in tow"
<WarnerDM> "Very well, We'll inform him what Gel charges for that service once he's safely on board and feeling better :)
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((sure, cure him, THEN make him sick))

Quote 888

* Bob_the_Monkey doesn't know what all the grinning is about, but he notices a glinting thing hanging from a crewman's pocket and goed to liberate, err, investigate it

Quote 889

<WarnerDM> As the ship is tied off Troy is brought abord. Gel puts on a warm smile as he goes to talk to him. The crew makes the same face men do when taking a dog in to have its nuts cut off

Quote 890

<Gelhalee> salem, if you take it and it turns into the wish granting trueth telling pain I think it will I swear I'll drop you off the first cliff we come to.

Quote 891

* Gelhalee climbs into the hammok and digs up some books on these kinds of entities that make life miserable thru wishes and lawyer like interpetations

Quote 892

<Gelhalee> "They work every thing to their own ends pretending to do it for us. I've already seen how it turned Brak into a slave."
<Gelhalee> "Innocent or not, even the guilty don't deserve this"
<Gelhalee> "And gods help me I'll put a stop to this if I have to chop Braks head off"

Quote 893

* Gelhalee gets out some wax from is pouch of material components
<Gelhalee> "Hold still" Gel jams the wax into Braks ears gently but firmly
* Gelhalee hands him a book to read. a nice simple amusing one with out any mention of wishes in it
* Snake`- (looks at the title top 100 wishes of the 20th centory) (gets the fealing its going to be a fucked up life)

Quote 894

* Gelhalee stands behind Brak "Can you here me brak?"
<AlcarDM> Brak doesn't react to gel's voice
<Gelhalee> hear me that is, god if typos count against me when I wish I'm dead meat
<Snake`-> (so much for gel)

Quote 895

<Salem_> "so- you don't feel happy?"
* Gelhalee wonders why salem thinks all LG people are happy
* Sannin is lg and he is not happy

Quote 896

<Sannin> "of course im right"
<Sannin> "im me"

Quote 897

<Sannin> "oh brak dont grant me a wish unless i say 'I' and then i say Wish right after it"
<Sannin> "just to make it clear"
<AlcarDM> ((hehem smart idea sannin :)))
<Reeve``> ((of course, if he comes into contact with some fearsome monster, he'll have to make sure not to say "I wish i was never born." :))

Quote 898

<Sannin> "yea can i have a big dick" Just Kidding
<AlcarDM> Sannin gets his own private eye, on commission, called Dick Tracy :p

Quote 899

<Leech_Wilcomes> were-pinguin in half form would be a man in a suit that he cant remove

Quote 900

<Sintaqx> were ostrich
<Alcar> oh, were ostrich with magic. Invisibility spell somatic component: Stick head in sand