Quotes 7601 to 7700

Quote 7601

<Mary_jane`^> "I didn't want to kill her, but I couldn't help her either. Thankfully Mjolnir stepped in."
<Aerdan> . o O (Mjollnir.)
<Mary_jane`^> (( Don't argue the spelling of ancent germanic, you won't get far ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( Ancient ))

Quote 7602

<Mary_jane`^> "I really need to get to the vatican... I don't have much time as it is, I'm due at Clotho's at 9 this morning."
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "I don't want to ask."
* Mary_jane`^ looks at the clock "i'll come back later and answer all your questions."
<Mary_jane`^> "Bye."
<AlcarGM> He looks at Nora. "Is she all right?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Uhm... No. But Luna will have to explain it... She's here right? Anyway tell her she's supposed to be pretending to be sane and she should be fine. Gabe can probably tell you if she'll be ok... Also if she says she ate your soul just nod your head and tell her it wasn't really the you that's you from here and now or something."
* Mary_jane`^ leaves before he gets time to absorb all of that

Quote 7603

<AlcarGM> For simplicities sake, you appear outside the Vatican proper. Jacob is there, studying the building thoughtfully.
<AlcarGM> Jacob: "They have wards up against angels, fallen or not. And most everything else under the sun. Including a few aimed specifically at you."
<Mary_jane`^> "That's interesting..."
* Mary_jane`^ walks toward the building
<AlcarGM> Jacob: ".... perhaps it would be best NOT to walk into them?"

Quote 7604

<Mary_jane`^> I realize that if this game were to become a book, it wuld be at the top of the ban list
<AlcarGM> lol
<AlcarGM> oh? :p
<Mary_jane`^> they hate harry potter because it has 'magic' it doesn't even TOUCH on religion =p
<Mary_jane`^> we would have to remove the christian element and stick with the dead religions like norse and greek
<Mary_jane`^> but, it doesn't matter
<Mary_jane`^> i'm just thinking about how much people would hate this story =p

Quote 7605

<Mary_jane`^> "I think they may have already... Noticed."
<AlcarGM> Jacob: "Hmm. Perhaps."
<AlcarGM> A quiet voice behind you says "Very astute." Male. English. Not friendly. The temperature in the local area drops. "You would be wise you explain your reasons, before I kill you."
* Mary_jane`^ hmms and looks behind her
<Mary_jane`^> "I was hoping to visit the library"
<AlcarGM> There is a priest behind you. at least, you think he's a priest. He's about 6'5", in a frock, painfully thin, and corspse white. He's also wearing sunglasses. At 5 am.
<Mary_jane`^> it's 5 am in italy?
<AlcarGM> err... good point :p
<AlcarGM> Uhm, Prollly .. .noon .... or 2 pm. Or something.
<Mary_jane`^> it doesn't matter, a priest in sunglasses is just ODD

Quote 7606

* alcar just turned the 9 muses into a rat king for the vatican. Life is good :p

Quote 7607

<AlcarGM> Galahad hesitates. "I know of you, and the world is - no longer the world I knew. I do not belong in it. I have seen what man was not meant to see, and been to Hell, and I am alive when I should have died long ago. There is no place for me in it, save as a relic."
* Mary_jane`^ doesn't mention phil, galahad is probably safer here
<AlcarGM> The fate is silent for a long moment. "I believe you misjudge yourself, and perhaps them."
<AlcarGM> Galahad: "I am sure I judge them wrong. I do not know them, and I can find no way to do so. I try, but there is distance even the fisher king cannot bridge. I have seen things, and done things, and I am too old, and would put them and thier world in danger if I remain. I, too, am as selfish as any other."
* Mary_jane`^ looks for a chair
<AlcarGM> A chair appears beside you.
* Mary_jane`^ sits
<AlcarGM> Clotho: "I ... see. Your honesty does you credit. But I am old, and withered, and older by far than you, o mortal man."
<AlcarGM> Galahad: "Then I will be sure that I do not see you charged for molesting a minor." j/k
<AlcarGM> (( soo not in character :p ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( That's funny =p ))

Quote 7608

<Mary_jane`^> "Imagine, if you will, that we are not in a forest."
<AlcarGM> Wolf: "But we are always in a forest, wherever we go. We are never alone, but we are always alone because we see the wood, and not the trees. And we think that things are real. We wander on a darkling plain, beset by ignorance and confusion and a lack of cheap store bought sex."
<Mary_jane`^> "Be quiet and let me finish."
<Mary_jane`^> "We aren't in a forest because we're already at our destination. Our destination is here, and here is our destination."
<AlcarGM> Wolf: "Very zen."
<Mary_jane`^> "Indeed."
<Mary_jane`^> "I could be a monk or something."
<AlcarGM> The wolf-horse does nothing. The trees are slowly surrounding you. They've developed tentacles, with mouths.
<Mary_jane`^> "Our destination is attackign us. What shall we do?"
<AlcarGM> Wolf-horse: "That is the human condion. We al want to be mystics in our caves, except then we can't get laid frequently. I believe ... oh, yes. I believe we die..."
<AlcarGM> end of session :)

Quote 7609

<Chaos`^> my computer is kind of fucked
* Chaos`^ is now known as Mary_jane`^
<Mary_jane`^> doesn't mean I can't play
* alcar is now known as AlcarGM
<AlcarGM> Heh. K.
<AlcarGM> Let's see. Currently, you are on a wolf-horse being attacked by trees with branches with lots of thorns and teeth having surrounded you both and are endevouring to rip you into small, bite sized pieces.
<AlcarGM> Thw wolf-horse is just... calm, as the branches begin to tear into him and shred him. The trees lash out at you as well, cutting dep gounses in flesh that bleed and do not heal.
<Mary_jane`^> erm
<AlcarGM> yes? :)
<Mary_jane`^> "AAAK! That hurts!"

Quote 7610

<AlcarGM> You can smell something .. odd ... in the air. It's odorless, and tasteless, but there is something .. off.
<Mary_jane`^> I smell it
<Mary_jane`^> yet it's odorless?
<AlcarGM> Yup :)
<Mary_jane`^> that makes no sense
* AlcarGM nods. I know.

Quote 7611

<AlcarGM> There is no one in the room, except for you and your shadow. Which is currently making faces at you.
* Mary_jane`^ looks at her shadow "STOP IT! I am so not in the mood."
<AlcarGM> Your shadow blinks, then says "Whyever not?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Because I just died in a fire. That will piss anyone off."
<AlcarGM> Shadow: "But you caused the fire. We are all the architects of our own destiny, after all. You chose to die, but you aren't dead. No one dies in dreams, for all they might wish it were otherwise."
<Mary_jane`^> "Fine, so I started the fire. But that doesn't mean the trees still didn't kill me."
<AlcarGM> Shadow: "Oh, of course. But you have to die in order to live. Rebirth is more than just a word, awakening more than just not sleeping."
<Mary_jane`^> "Whatever. Why am I here though?"
<AlcarGM> Shadow: "Why are any of us anywhere?"
<Mary_jane`^> "I'm asking you."
<Mary_jane`^> "Don't answer my questions with questions."
<AlcarGM> Shadow: "To ask a question implies there is an answer, and yet to your question there seems to be no answer. Why is there something, and not nothing? What is the purple of life? Why am I here? But is a question without an answer a question at all? Or is it that we are afraid of what the answer might be?"
<Mary_jane`^> "You know what. Just be quiet."

Quote 7612

<AlcarGM> Your shadow stirs. "You know, interactions with the shadow in dreams may shed light on one's state of mind. A disagreement with the shadow may indicate that one is coping with conflicting desires or intentions. "
<AlcarGM> Shadow: "You see, magic is not the answer but the question. It is the use that provides the answer. Power has no morals in and of itself. Power does not corrupt people. It's quite often the other way around, really."
<Mary_jane`^> "I am having a conflicting desire... I'm not sure whether to point a light on you, or to just sell you to the nearest vendor."

Quote 7613

* alcar is having fun with the magical initiation. MJs shadow just explained the shadow as it exists in Jungian psychology.

Quote 7614

<Mary_jane`^> I haven't named him, and he's already whipped
<Mary_jane`^> or she, I suppose
<Mary_jane`^> we never discussed the shadow's sex
<Mary_jane`^> Well it has breasts
<Mary_jane`^> but does it have a female voice?
<AlcarGM> Nope, gender neutral.
<Mary_jane`^> I always figured shadows as males, but they do have a thing with commitment... once your shadow always your shadow

Quote 7615

<Mary_jane`^> "Great... Hey, I have a question for you... There's this word I saw, I was wondering if you could tell me what it was."
<AlcarGM> Blaise: "What word?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Erm... I'd have to write it out... Do you have a pen?"
<AlcarGM> He reaches into a pocket and comes out with a pen, and some paper. (A receipt, but it works.)
* Mary_jane`^ writes
<AlcarGM> I assume it's what the trees were trying to write? :p
<Mary_jane`^> yes
<Mary_jane`^> The one the monkey saw
<AlcarGM> (( Aww. Not "Here is my phone number. Call me, handsome."? :p ))
<Mary_jane`^> no

Quote 7616

* Mary_jane`^ walks to the door
<AlcarGM> The door is just a door. Really. There is no Snark on the other side.
* Mary_jane`^ was planning on going through the door... and upstairs if it pleases the master of the universe
<AlcarGM> Via opening it, I hope :P
* AlcarGM is now known as He-Man
<Mary_jane`^> no
* He-Man is the Master of the Universe!
* He-Man is now known as AlcarGM
<Mary_jane`^> I was hoping to walk through it
<AlcarGM> The door is annoying solid :p

Quote 7617

<AlcarGM> You go upstairs. It's quiet, but you smell somehting burning in the kitchen.
* Mary_jane`^ goes to the kitchen slowly
<AlcarGM> Smoke is coming off of a pan on the stove. Soup, on low, that's burned to the bottom of the pot. Not yet enough to set off the smoke alarm, though. Besides it is Jeeves, unconscious on the floor. Sleeping it seems.
* Mary_jane`^ looks down
<Mary_jane`^> "That's odd."
<AlcarGM> Blaise: "More than odd, I would imagine."
<Mary_jane`^> "Must be the cable company."
* Mary_jane`^ checks Jeeves
<AlcarGM> Blaise: ".... pardon?"

Quote 7618

* Mary_jane`^ is looking at the hand
<AlcarGM> The hand is human, recently manicured, and there are bits of glove on the floor under it. Something apparently cut it off at the wrist. Teeth, most likely. unfortunatlely, the teeth ruined a large part of the hand, dso getting a print might he hard
* Mary_jane`^ washes the hand with a wave of her own
<Mary_jane`^> "What do you think caused these teeth marks?"
<AlcarGM> Gabe looks at the hand, the frowns. "Wait ...... oh. Apparently it's a defence, if a fisher king is sleeping and someone who isn't a friend tries to remove them from a place. A fisher king ancestor in... 11006 did it, a deal with some anthropopagi. Err. Small cannibalistic faerie. They're hte fae pirahanna. Can skeletonize a person in under two minutes."
<Mary_jane`^> "That's why you're not gone then..."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "I wonder how it decides what is friendly and what is not .... I'd hate to wake up and finds bits of some neighbour over me...."
<Mary_jane`^> "I'm still going with the FBI theory. Let's check on jeeves, he has questions for you."
* Mary_jane`^ bags the hand like a professional CSI
<AlcarGM> The hand you washed off to conaminate the evidence you mean? :p
<Mary_jane`^> It's pure water, it's not contaminated, I just skipped the coroner step

Quote 7619

* Mary_jane`^ whispers to luna "PSSST!"
<AlcarGM> Luna looks up and waves to you. "Hi! I'mbeing sane!" Happily. "And I have tea. But it is getting cold."
<Mary_jane`^> "C'mere!"
* Mary_jane`^ waves her over
<AlcarGM> Luna gets up.
<AlcarGM> Police officers level guns.
<AlcarGM> Luna: "Oh! They said they wanted to talk to me. But my tea wasn't done." She waves to the police. "Hi! Are you sane, too?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Luna hurry up!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Sane people don't wave at people pointing guns at them. And they don't just sit there whent here's such a commotion. Hurry."
<AlcarGM> Luna turns. But my tea is -" and her head vanishes in an explosion of flesh, and silver light. The light swirls up to the ceiling, then back down and reforms into her head. Luna blinks, cross eyed. "They just shot me! That is not sane."
<Mary_jane`^> "You're the one being insane, Hurry up so we can leave!"

Quote 7620

<Mary_jane`^> "It looked like you hurt them to me. You don't make people sane, it's just not somethign you do!"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "They couldn't even pretend. They shot me! They could have hurt me, too! And my tea was getting cold. Tea is sane."
<Mary_jane`^> "Luna, that is not acting sane. You were good at pretending, what happened?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "They wanted me to come outside. I said I wanted to finish my tea first. I didn't turn them into tea bags, and that was a Sane Thing. AND! Then thye had everyone leave and started shouting at me, so I ignored them."
<Mary_jane`^> "You don't ignore people that are shouting at you when you're sane. Show me one sane person that does that."
<AlcarGM> :Luna considers that. "I don't know. I don't think I've met any sane person. Everyone is pretending. People outside asylums are just better pretenders. So there." She sticks her tongue out at you.

Quote 7621

<AlcarGM> Luna sings: "Life is an open sore to me...."
<Mary_jane`^> "What? Uhg..."
* Mary_jane`^ begins walking to the nearest place that seems reasonable
<AlcarGM> You can feel the pull of her presence, like the moon in the sky but right beside you. Initated, you feel her power stronger than before, glowing through her, penetrating the world without even knowing or caring. It's like standing next to the nuclear pile that is continually going critical.
<AlcarGM> Luna: "It's a song on the radio!"

Quote 7622

<Mary_jane`^> "Alright Luna, we're leaving. I have to find somebody."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "Rainbows are visions, and also illusions, Rainbows have something to hide. Cuz when they gods piss they often miss and .... but it's nice here! It's quiet!
* AlcarGM makes a note to never let Luna sing again.
<Mary_jane`^> please

Quote 7623

<AlcarGM> Luna: "BUt I did!" happily. It's now summer. Trees are blooming, Animals are seriously confused, and the ground feels .... strange ... underfoot, like you're walking on eggshells and not solid land.
* Mary_jane`^ looks down
<AlcarGM> Oh, it's solid enough. But she broke the entire spirit world this place is and remade it into summer. It's barely holding itself together from the strain.
<AlcarGM> Luna:
<Mary_jane`^> "Luna... You broke this world. Don't do that again. Ever."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "See? It's summer now!"
<Mary_jane`^> "We're leaving, grab onto me."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I can fix it....." she sighs, and does so. "You're no fun. It's not like Loki would mind."
<Mary_jane`^> "I'm sure he would if... What did you say?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "When? I say a lof things. Some of them I don't even say."
<Mary_jane`^> "Luna, pretend to be sane. PLEASE."
<AlcarGM> Luna wails "But people shoot me if I do!"

Quote 7624

<Mary_jane`^> "Where's Loki?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I am prtending to not be me." She pauses. "It's boring." then: "I could tell you,but I can't find him since I'm sane. Sane people don't believe in Loki."
<Mary_jane`^> "I do."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "Oh! Right." And her power is there again, but muted. "He's coming here. I think he's mad. Did you call him names?"
<Mary_jane`^> "No, you took away the snow, remember?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I did?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I mustn't have been sane then."
<Mary_jane`^> "You're right, you weren't."
* Mary_jane`^ is starting to get slightly anoyed
<Mary_jane`^> "Although you said you wre!"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I probably got confused. I get confused a lot. I think it's because I was bottle fed and not breast fed since daddy turned mummy into a zombie and zombies can't breast feed."

Quote 7625

<Fennec> give me some trivial background info, hmm? :)
<Chaos`^> generic fantasy

Quote 7626

<AlcarGM> You're in the dream place. It's summer, and luna is sitting down beside you making a cats cradle in her hand. Using cat intestines. The rest of the cat is lying beside her, decidely dead.
<Mary_jane`^> "OH MY GOD LUNA! What did you do to that cat!?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I'm making a cradle. And then, I will see if the cat had kittens. And I will put them in the cradle."

Quote 7627

<AlcarGM> Luna grabs you as you land, her hands encircling your neck.
<Mary_jane`^> that's ok.. I can't breath anyway!
<AlcarGM> She is choking you :p
<Mary_jane`^> am I on the moon?
<AlcarGM> Yes.
<Mary_jane`^> Good, then she's preventing the air from being sucked out of my lungs by the powerful vacuum, good job luna!
<AlcarGM> You can feel the power of the moon all around. you. Female. Ancient. Primal.
<AlcarGM> Not when she's trying to kill you :)
<AlcarGM> BTW, your throat is being crushed :)
<Mary_jane`^> I'm working on it! I'm only one woman!

Quote 7628

<AlcarGM> You waken from a confused dream about a carnival and masks to whatever air freshener Jeeves uses. You're in a guest bed at Nora's, Naked, and don't stink so someone bathed you. Some fresh clothing, and a glass of watrer and some finger sandwiches at at the foot of the bed.
<AlcarGM> Oh, and a loaded beretta :p
* Mary_jane`^ gulps the water and eats
<AlcarGM> Jeeves covers all bases :)
<Mary_jane`^> lol!
* Mary_jane`^ does not eat a bullet

Quote 7629

<AlcarGM> she looks at you, worried. You catch your reflection in the stove, and you do look about half dead.
<Mary_jane`^> (( I'm a ZOMBIE! ))
<Mary_jane`^> "Is something wrong?"
<AlcarGM> (( That could be arranged :p ))
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "You just look wiped...."
<Mary_jane`^> "I've been worse." Lieing

Quote 7630

<AlcarGM> The AI regards it: "Processing. Error. Error. What is your security class, citizen?"
<Mary_jane`^> damnit
<Mary_jane`^> "I'm not a citizen. I'm a tourist."
<AlcarGM> AI: "Information on the High Tongue is restricted to those given access by King Prospero."
<Mary_jane`^> "WHere do I find the king?"
<AlcarGM> AI: "He is currently on the 28th floor reading the collected works of Prospero."

Quote 7631

<Mary_jane`^> it's almost time for me to go... I can FEEL it
<Mary_jane`^> it's clawing away at me, layer for layer
<AlcarGM> lol!
<Mary_jane`^> like an onion my mind gets smaller
<AlcarGM> nice sleeping pill :p
<Mary_jane`^> I'm just joking around right now
<Mary_jane`^> soon I will be serious =(

Quote 7632

<alcar[away]> Hrm, for some reason this talk about deleting people has me wanting to create an rpg where ytou play suicides.
<alcar[away]> and go around deleting people, or something.
<aslhk> alcar[away], you are sick =p
<alcar[away]> it could be fun :p Though the motive for deleting people currently escapes me.
<alcar[away]> ooh., I have it. Use sucide as a way of saying "I won't be fired from life. I quit." and, due to Law One, the suicides become empowered to kill people who would cause others to die, murderers and the like, and have to hunt them down and dispatch them.
<alcar[away]> It would be fun, tho. Ghosts wandering earth trying to stop various Bad People from doing Bad Things, but having a limited amount of time wherein they can interact with the real world. Say, a few months before the grief of those they left behind turns into a kind of acceptance.
<alcar[away]> For a darker tone, there could also be a group who seek out people prone to suicide and try and arrange matters so that their leave as much grief as possible behid when they die, so they are more useful after their death
<alcar[away]> unfortuantely, I can't think of a single way to create such an rpg without offending pretty much everyone :p

Quote 7633

* Mary_jane`^ digs through her pocket for money, then realizes they're not her pants.
<Mary_jane`^> (( They're my emergency pants ))
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))

Quote 7634

* Mary_jane`^ begins to write a 12 word sentance "Because each word has infinate meanings only until you put them together do they have a meaning that makes sense."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "It's not old. It;'s ... the language of the previous universe. The one God destroyed."
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "..."
* Mary_jane`^ thinks about that for a minute but continues writing "Then how did it make it to this universe?"
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "That's the thing no one is sure about. THere's some theories about gnostics, and the fae are reputed to be from that previous universe, though how they got from it to this one is a mystery."
* Mary_jane`^ hands him the paper "Does that make sense to you?"
<AlcarGM> He looks at it. "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously? I..... guess it does. In theory."

Quote 7635

<Mary_jane`^> "But why would they say THIS?"
* Mary_jane`^ puts out any embers and throws the paper in the trash
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "Oh. Inititiation....." He frowns at it. "I have no idea. I assume you were trying to tell yourself something, but couldn't. We don't know much about whatever universe was before us, or why God felt He had to destroy it. I think, maybe, that the lesser gods wanted more power than He/d give, and were willing to make war. Prospero thought it was the real Ragnarok story, the gods against God, and we're remembering the past. He could have been right."
<Mary_jane`^> He could have
<Mary_jane`^> "Prospero... I've heard that name before."
<AlcarGM> He could have been right."
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "In Atlantis. He was a fisher king, even if mad."
<Mary_jane`^> "OH, he was the king! That's right!"
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "Mind you, he also thought that everyone should worship some giant fire elemental that didn't actually exist. BUt that one theory makes some sense. I think."
* Sparkie made Alcar write that.

Quote 7636

<AlcarGM> Luna is currently feeding ducks at a pond when you appear. She doesn't look up.
<Mary_jane`^> ...
<Mary_jane`^> what is she feeding them?
<AlcarGM> The pond (and ducks) were not there a few moments ago. And bread crumbs.
<Mary_jane`^> ...
* Mary_jane`^ is silent for a time, then "Luna? Are you ok?"
<AlcarGM> (( And not, say, hansel and gretel turned into bread crumbs. No sirree ))

Quote 7637

<Mary_jane`^> "We need to know what the passenger was doing... Gabe is there any survalence in that area?"
<AlcarGM> Gabe: "Security cameras, probably, but we'd need someone who can get into them."
* Mary_jane`^ flips open her phone
* Mary_jane`^ dials home and hands it to jeeves "See if Sal can do it."
<AlcarGM> Jeeves nods. "Hmm. Uh huh. Yes, Ms. Consequence. No. No. I'm sure your daughter will call you when she can. Can I speak to his brother? No, he's not in trouble. Yes, he should be resting. Thank you."\
<AlcarGM> He covers the phone. "You'd better ask. I doubt I can lie to him as easily as your mother.
<Mary_jane`^> (( HIs brother? Since when is MJ a man?! OMG THE PLOT TWISTS! ))

Quote 7638

<Mary_jane`^> damnit
<Mary_jane`^> it's getting late... but I don't want to leave before we get inside =(
<AlcarGM> Hrm.We can do that for next session, if you want.
<Mary_jane`^> no, that's the point
<Mary_jane`^> I don't want to leave before we do this... it's just now getting GOOD =p
<AlcarGM> lol.
* AlcarGM nods. It took longer than I thought to set up. BUt the whole "having a plan' was vital :p

Quote 7639

* Mary_jane`^ checks her safety and makes sure there's a bullet in the chamber... maybe she's used one of thes... a couple times.
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "We'll take a car, split up once we get to the compound. They'll likely expect something, but probably sooner so we have a bit of an advantage. Be careful. Keep in contact. And if everything goes south, get out."
<Mary_jane`^> But nobody needs to know Nora snuck out with one when she was 12 to show off...
<AlcarGM> he rummages around under the sink and comes out with an uzi, sawed off shotgun, and a black dufefel bag.
<AlcarGM> (( lol. Yeah. ))

Quote 7640

* Mary_jane`^ crouches in a jumping position... and prays that she really can do it...
* Mary_jane`^ jumps =p
<AlcarGM> You hit the ceiling. It's cement.Once. Twivce.... and third time is the charm as you break through.
<Mary_jane`^> ...
<Mary_jane`^> I make it to 3 times?
<AlcarGM> Jeeves puts the plastique away, and leaps up, catching the edge and summersaulting through it.
<AlcarGM> three times tobreak through through it
<AlcarGM> You're hands *hurt* .. some blood .. nothing broken, though.
<Mary_jane`^> I mean... I run into a cement... ceiling 3 times and win?
<AlcarGM> Jeeves. "Moderately impressive..."
<AlcarGM> Yup :)
<AlcarGM> Scared now? :)
<Mary_jane`^> "I told you jumping isn't my forte."
<Mary_jane`^> I'm affraid for my sanity
* AlcarGM grins.
<AlcarGM> What's possibly scarier is Jeeves doesn't even bat an eye.

Quote 7641

* Melissa nods. "Tillie ... can you make yourself normal sized? We coudl go out for a bite ot eat, or some food."
<Melissa> (( .... Mel smacks her player. It's not his fault. He's just a wee bit tired. ))

Quote 7642

<Mary_jane`^> "So, where are they?"
<AlcarGM> Roger: "Where are who? Ah. Your friends. The east wing. Hospital. Merely for gene mapping and blood tests, ar present. A pity the mother is too human to be of any real use to us. You, on the other hand, could be a valuable asset."
<AlcarGM> He pulls out a chequebook, and pen. "Blood and hair samples. Name your price."
<AlcarGM> Roger: "Well, your price after we deduct losses due to personel, the wards, and the exceedingly clever person you had disable the computer system. I so detest clever people."

Quote 7643

<Mary_jane`^> "I'm not here for money, Roger. I don't need money, I can get everything I want without it."
<AlcarGM> Roger: "Hm. I very much doubt that." He closes the chequebook with a snap."Out of curiousity, how do you expect to leave this building alive?"
<Mary_jane`^> "If I told you that then it wouldn't be a secret."
<AlcarGM> he sighs and shakes his head. "Then I am afraid I will have to end this farce now. You are costing the company far too much money, and I don't even want to think at the price of ward replacenment in this day and age. Good bye."
* Mary_jane`^ waves to him
<AlcarGM> The walls lash out, razor sharp, coming alive and attempting to behead you and and Jeeves
* Mary_jane`^ ducks with a "Whoa" and grabs jeeves incase he isn't fast enough
<AlcarGM> Belatedly, you realize what he reminds you of. Gabe, in some perverted way.Somehow, he is this building. No, the corporation. He's part of it, like a puppet, or a robot...
<AlcarGM> Jeeves is, barely. "I think this is your area of expertise," he says, shooting Roger between the eyes.
<AlcarGM> Roger doesn't even blink. "That was quite uncalled for."
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "And him, too," with barely a pause.

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<Mary_jane`^> "Right..."
<Mary_jane`^> "I suppose if merlin could do it..."
<AlcarGM> (( .. Uh .. oh :p ))
<AlcarGM> The GM hides.
<Mary_jane`^> LoL!
<Mary_jane`^> I was thinking more along the part of hurting a fisher king... but he's not really a fisher king... so It shouldn't be as hard... i hope

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<AlcarGM> The rumbling stops. YOu're buried in rubble, but the shield is holding.
<AlcarGM> Roger: "Remarkable...."
<Mary_jane`^> "WHat are you?"
<AlcarGM> You *think* you can hear Jeeves shouting your name, but his voice is coming from a long distance away.
<AlcarGM> Roger: "The COO of this branch of HeretiCorp, of course. We are the corporation with a soul."
<Mary_jane`^> "So it seems..."
<AlcarGM> Roger: "If I die,another will replace me. And another. And we will caull you to acocunt for the damanages you've done today. our Accountants will not be denied."
<AlcarGM> (( *smiles evilly* ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( Oh shit... ))

Quote 7646

* Mary_jane`^ tries the truth thing, first, not overdoing the staff thing
<AlcarGM> To do what?
<Mary_jane`^> I dunno... Show him what he is?
<Mary_jane`^> I mean, seriously, he's a corporation what CAN I do?
<AlcarGM> You look at him. He stare back, entirely unmoved and unaffected.
<AlcarGM> (( *grins* awesome villain, yes? :P ))
<Mary_jane`^> "OK... that's just wierd."
<AlcarGM> Roger: "We know full well what we are. We are capitalism, and a free market."

Quote 7647

<Mary_jane`^> I need to name these spell/things
<AlcarGM> yes :P
<AlcarGM> preferably not with really long "Way of .... blah blah balh 342!" tho :p
<Mary_jane`^> and then I have to repeat the name of it outloud whenever I use it! YES!
<AlcarGM> "Way of .. of ... uh .... give me second ... I'll remember it in a bit..."

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<AlcarGM> Your power rises... and the barrier holding you shatters. Roger blinks, his expression almost shocked. "What.. are you...?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Goodbye roger. I'm sorry we didn't get more time together."
<AlcarGM> What do you do?
* Mary_jane`^ pins him to a wall, not hitting any vital organs... and promises herself to learn acupuncture to paralyze people with this trick
<AlcarGM> lol. K. You pin him, and he bleeds..... over his suit. Furious about that, you imagine.
* Mary_jane`^ runs out the door
<AlcarGM> Erm. You're still under rubbke, even if it is now breadcrumbs being eaten away by a horde of ducks :P
<Mary_jane`^> LoL!
* Mary_jane`^ looks at the ducks oddly and forces herself a hole in the rubble a la magic wind

Quote 7649

<AlcarGM> You find the room Jacob is in easily. It's a large, paded room, with words wriutten in the High Speech all over it, words soehow binding his power into the room. 3 doctors are stading on the other side of a bulletfroproof glass, and ome is whowing Roarsach prints and asking him what they are.
<AlcarGM> He's just glaring at them.

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<AlcarGM> The doctorsmirks. "Then you're too late. We don't know how to free him,nor wouldbe. He clearly has an over developed thyroid gland.."
<AlcarGM> You want to just, oh, break the glass or something?
<Mary_jane`^> "He doesn't... You're serious?"
<AlcarGM> The doctor nods, dead serious. "Very agreesive, pront to manic-depressive anxiety, possibly schizophrenic and bipoloar and clearly sufferly from an overly developed sense of vengeance."
<Mary_jane`^> "He's probably mad at you." Hitting the glass

Quote 7651

<AlcarGM> Nora is on a hosital bed with IVs and tubes, and charts, and machnes, practrically buried in them. A surgeon is, currently, examinga blood sample. "Nurse? Note the increased mitochloriam ((SP)) count. Clearly, the dark side is strong with this one."
<AlcarGM> The nurse is staring at youn and Jacob in the door,horrified.
<AlcarGM> The doctor turns. "Nurse? THat was a .... joke ...."
<AlcarGM> She's unconcious, likely weak from blood loss, but alive.
<Mary_jane`^> "Hello doctor. Take the IVs out, now."
<AlcarGM> The doctor, wiser than the psychologists, does so. Promptly.

Quote 7652

<AlcarGM> Mr and Mrs Robins are both sedated, but otherwise unharmed.
<AlcarGM> Well, at least as far as you can tell.
* Mary_jane`^ grabs fred, and velma, and daphne if she's around
* Mary_jane`^ teleports to the 4th floor
<AlcarGM> Erm. Remind me who Daphne is again? My brain went blank :p
<Mary_jane`^> LoL!
<Mary_jane`^> Scooby doo!
<Mary_jane`^> she's the hot one =p
<AlcarGM> Oh! Okay. I thught I'd used that as an NPC as well:)
<Mary_jane`^> LoL no
<AlcarGM> And yeah, I ojnly realized the name thing after I'd named them

Quote 7653

<Mary_jane`^> that's... odd
<Mary_jane`^> what are the chances, really? Velma isn't a common name =p
<Mary_jane`^> it's prolly a subconscious thing
* AlcarGM nods. I'd been thiunking "Need a slutty name for the mother ..Velma!
<Mary_jane`^> Seriously?
<AlcarGM> Yup.
<AlcarGM> Sad, eh? :)
<Mary_jane`^> Velma would be the last name I pick...
<Mary_jane`^> Although thinking about it makes odd thoughts of her yelling "jinkies jinkies jinkies" durring sex go through my head
* AlcarGM shrugs. As you said probably scooby doo in the subsconciousness. And I don't know why I thought it'd be slutty :p

Quote 7654

* Chaos`^ has joined #game1
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Chaos`^
<Chaos`^> I am so TIRED!
<alcar> lol
<alcar> So no session tonight? :p
<Chaos`^> LoL
<Chaos`^> No, I"m just complainin

Quote 7655

<AlcarGM> You waken in the guest bedroom that is starting to feel a bit too much like it's "yours" after the past few days.
<AlcarGM> You're rested, unhurt, and your power feels ,if anything, stronger than it used to be. Given that you broke concrete, that's a bit worrying.
<Mary_jane`^> wait
<Mary_jane`^> I went to sleep?
<Mary_jane`^> shit..

Quote 7656

<AlcarGM> Jeeves nods to you. "Good morning." It's 7 am, though you know that without having to look at the clock.
<Mary_jane`^> How do I know that? HOW DO I KNOW THAT!?
<Anelelinde> (( don't you know how you know that? ))
<AlcarGM> becayuse you have been Initiazted and can feel the sun. quite literally. In a magical sense!
<AlcarGM> (( Though that was covered just after the whole initiation bit :P ))

Quote 7657

<Mary_jane`^> Family dinner time... MJ gets to make a salad...
<Mary_jane`^> House burns down

Quote 7658

<AlcarGM> Luna is not in any ofthe guest rooms. But you find the one that was likely hers because the roof is covered in glowing fish. And there is a note on the bed.
* Mary_jane`^ reads the note
<Anelelinde> (( suicide note? ))
<Anelelinde> (( love note? ))
<AlcarGM> The note is written in a quick scrwawl. "Have gone to FBI. Don't come. Explaining things. Clearing your name. Will be back later."
<Mary_jane`^> (( Awww that'd be totally sweet ))
<Anelelinde> (( C-sharp? D-flat? ))
<AlcarGM> (( suicide love note ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( indeed ))
* Mary_jane`^ folds the note neatly and pockets it... then realizing she's still in her pj's goes to take a shower

Quote 7659

<AlcarGM> Okay. You take your shower, and breafast is being served as you get out, via Nora smacking the door. "Are you going to be in there all day?"
* Mary_jane`^ opens the door to Nora and jumps her with a "NORA! You're awake! They thought it'd be a few days but that's a normal human I guess."
<AlcarGM> Nora: "Lesbo! And .. ow .. .there are stiches. Like, where they removed blood. And my appendix. And I don't know what else."
<Mary_jane`^> "Well, for what it's worth I think you're going to be cloned.... and probably have some genetically mutated brothers and sisters."
* Mary_jane`^ finishes brushing her teeth
<AlcarGM> Nora blinks. Stares. Then rallies. "As long as they don't any of the inheritance, it's fine."

Quote 7660

<AlcarGM> Nora: ".. why would anyone clone me? And how did they? I mean, I was here, and I woke up with some weird people poking me, and then in my bed again... what happened?""
* Mary_jane`^ walks out past her
<Mary_jane`^> "Your dads company kidnapped your family and jake and did genetic experiments and stuff on you."
<AlcarGM> Nora: ".... uh huh. Wait. You're not kidding?"
<Mary_jane`^> "No."
<AlcarGM> She marches downstairs, with "Dad, what the hell kind of pension plan were you on?!"

Quote 7661

<AlcarGM> Nora: "I could be CLONED here. Which actually sounds cool. And would be cool, if I was a lesbian. But i'm not. And I'm a bloody half demon,or something. *I* wouldn't want me cloned."
<Anelelinde> (( are these normal clones or the fast-growth types? ))
<Mary_jane`^> "You are totally gay..." Under her breath so hopefully nobody can hear
<AlcarGM> (( of course the later :p ))
<AlcarGM> Kiesha snickers.
<AlcarGM> Nora, luckily, doesn't hear.
<Mary_jane`^> Pitty
<Anelelinde> (( ahh, lesbian self-incest is one thing, but not if you're being a child molestor too =b ))
<AlcarGM> (( gives new meaning to getting in touch with your inner child ))

Quote 7662

<Mary_jane`^> jake isn't from heaven or hell
<Mary_jane`^> OMG OMG OMFG
<Mary_jane`^> I know where he's from and why the high tongue worked on him!
<Mary_jane`^> and it all makes so much sense
<Mary_jane`^> It all falls into place
<Mary_jane`^> he is the sole survivor from the previous universe
<Mary_jane`^> besides god that is
<Mary_jane`^> and whatever other gods survived..
<Mary_jane`^> but he's not a god
<AlcarGM> Maybe :p
<Mary_jane`^> He's a very chivalrous god if he is
<Anelelinde> mmm, chivalry

Quote 7663

<Anelelinde> so, when this universe ends, will he and MJ still be around for the next one? =b
<Mary_jane`^> LoL
<Mary_jane`^> Maybe it will be just MJ maybe it's like...
<AlcarGM> of course! You figured out my Adam and Eve plot!
<AlcarGM> curses!
<Mary_jane`^> the supposed savior of each universe has to help the next universe's savior until it ends
<Mary_jane`^> then the savior can die
<Mary_jane`^> kinda like spawn but not really
<Anelelinde> what would MJ do with a universe and absolutely no one else?
<Mary_jane`^> Silly, universes are made populated
<AlcarGM> Say "Let there be a party!"
<Mary_jane`^> How do you think this one is only 6000 years old?

Quote 7664

<Mary_jane`^> The world ends, and MJ wakes up in the same world she died in... She walks around looking for her friends, but she recognizes no one. She speaks an unknown language, but her old one wasn't forgotten either. She carries with her two sparks of creation and a staff... And she is in the new world, and thus the old one ends her friends and everyone she knew with it.
<Mary_jane`^> Kind of dramatic
<AlcarGM> lolo. Yes :) But would make the secon campaign harder :p
<Mary_jane`^> yeah
<AlcarGM> it would be called Stranger in a Strange Land, if that happened :p

Quote 7665

<AlcarGM> Nora: :"Wait a sec. What can we do for these seals? If nothing, then what can we actually *do* until the end of the world?"
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "Get wasted?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Get ready for Arthur and Merlin to make their moves. If we can defeat Merlin then the threat to the seals will be over... We'll likely have to create new ones."
<AlcarGM> Nora: ".... how?"
<AlcarGM> Nora: "I mean, I'm getting visuals and .. .ewww."
<Mary_jane`^> what'd be interesting
<Mary_jane`^> is if MJ was put in there and we made an actual campaign out of it... with real pcs
<AlcarGM> how so?
<Mary_jane`^> More players in a semi-post modern setting...
<Mary_jane`^> it'd require creating a few new religions and pantheons but nothing serious

Quote 7666

<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "YOU have toi call your brother."
* Mary_jane`^ cringes and hunches
<Mary_jane`^> "Right..."
<AlcarGM> (( Jeeves forgets nothing! :p ))
<AlcarGM> jeeves frowns.
<AlcarGM> Kiesha: "I better go home, in case anyone actually cares if I show up there. Or at school, for that matter."
<Mary_jane`^> "You should call your mom Gabe."
* Mary_jane`^ leaves to call her brother
<AlcarGM> Gabe cringes and hunches. "Right.."
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))

Quote 7667

<AlcarGM> The further you delve, the stranger it gets, though. It seems that, in this language, people didn't exist as individuals., in the sense that we'd use the term.
<AlcarGM> (( This might get confusing :P ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( WE ARE BORG! ))
* Mary_jane`^ writes "Resistance is futile" on the door
<Mary_jane`^> (( COntinue, please, I"m listening =p ))
<AlcarGM> it is more than subject cannot perceive itself. Everything we can perceive is object. So all that is object appears to exist, and thus subject alone doesn't appear to exist. But object can'tg exist apart from subject, since it;'s manifested BY subject (the ultimate I)., so subject is object, and object is subject and we are our abscence.
<Mary_jane`^> Did you make this up or get this from somewhere?
<AlcarGM> There is no individual I, since anything individual is thereby an object. Sort fo like the quantum idea of creating our own universes, taken to some strange level
<AlcarGM> (( got it from somewhere :P ))

Quote 7668

<AlcarGM> Jacob is waiting outside, looking at you curiously. "What were you doing?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Learning a universe."
<Mary_jane`^> "I'm hungry."
<AlcarGM> Jacob: "As long as you didn't eat it."

Quote 7669

<Mary_jane`^> (( Great, now that I know the language, what are the 13 words I had? ))
<AlcarGM> (( whatever you want them to be, essentially. What you DID have tho, was Jehovah, Why, How, Because, Why?!, Resistance is fertile, gruahwalt, Fae, World, Hope, and 3 variants of Change ))
<AlcarGM> (( the variants of change includes tenses such as future perfect and future imperfect ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( OMG... WTF is future perfect and future imperfect? ))
<AlcarGM> (( yup, as tenses. ))

Quote 7670

<Mary_jane`^> "How old are you Jake?"
<AlcarGM> Jacob: I am an angel. We were before the universe was."
<AlcarGM> (( 6000 years, 3 seconds. :p ))

Quote 7671

* Mary_jane`^ goes to the dinning room
<AlcarGM> Jeeves is setting it up, and dusting things. With a dust brusk woith a handle a lot thicker than needed that could easily be used to brain people unconscious.
<AlcarGM> Jeeves, the first servant who buys cleaning utentsils for their potential in a fight.
<Mary_jane`^> LoL
<Mary_jane`^> "Jeeves, you were in the military right?"
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "A few of them, yes. Why?"
<Mary_jane`^> "You were a spy or something?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Why become a butler?"
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "The pay was better."

Quote 7672

<Mary_jane`^> Note to self: Do not introduce Luna to acid.

Quote 7673

* Mary_jane`^ stands "Maybe we can go somewhere fun after that too... I'm not sure what you call fun now that you're sane though."
* Mary_jane`^ goes to the dinning room for lunch
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I do not know either. I think making men naked and dance on tables might count."
<AlcarGM> Jacob wishes he wasn't here ;P
<Mary_jane`^> "Oooh... You're almost 18 too so you might be able to sneak in."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I can go anywhere the moon goes." .... "sneak in where?'
<AlcarGM> Jacob: "Somewhere you should not be," firmly
<Mary_jane`^> "The strip clubs, where men get naked and dance on tables for money. We need an id that says we're 18... or 21 depending on the state... and money."
<AlcarGM> Luna brightens. "I can make people believe we are! It could be fun!"
* Mary_jane`^ nods firmly "We'll do it, then!"
<AlcarGM> You have sandwiches, and Nora is awake so you go up to see her after, Luna barging in to say "We need money for strippers" . .and end of secene :P

Quote 7674

<Mary_jane`^> "OK but before we go I wanted to show you all this new language that I learned, called the high tongue. Evidently just knowing it makes god hate you."
<AlcarGM> Nora stares at you. "Why would I want to learn it, then?"
* Mary_jane`^ frowns at that "You have a point! Let's just go."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "The moon knows it, now. Because the moon is almost dark, and it's an old secret," to herself, eating a sandwich. "like Windows."
<Mary_jane`^> "Which you can see through. Are you ready? I need something to wear."

Quote 7675

<AlcarGM> Luna frowns, and is now wearing a silver dress that, from certain angles, looks more like a straight jacket.
<Mary_jane`^> "You need something that shows more skin Luna."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "Okay...." and the dres is now decorated by flaps of skin hanging down all over it.

Quote 7676

<AlcarGM> Luna frowns at the closet. "You know half of that is dead animals. Or sheared ones."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "What happens when we run out of animals?"
<Anelelinde> (( breed some more =b ))
<AlcarGM> Nora gets into it, wincing a bit. "We start on babies. Supple skin, use them for veal later," absently.

Quote 7677

<Mary_jane`^> "We won't run out of animals. THere are too little already. Let's go! Hmm... How are we going to get there?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "We could -"
<Mary_jane`^> "Could...?"
<AlcarGM> Nora: "Cab. I don't want to know how Luna would get us there."
* Mary_jane`^ shrugs to Nora
<Mary_jane`^> "Ok."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I was going to say fly, on fairy dust. Neverland is nice this time of year. As long as you don't bring a clock."
<Mary_jane`^> "Let's just do the cab thing."
* Mary_jane`^ goes downstairs
* Mary_jane`^ calls up a cab service
<AlcarGM> (( aww :p ))
<AlcarGM> (( wanted you to meet Peter Pan pimping Wendy. ))
<Mary_jane`^> (( NO ))

Quote 7678

<Mary_jane`^> I wonder what happens when mj gets drunk
<GeminiRai> she destroys the world
* AlcarGM has no idea :P I would suggest she not try and manifest the staff while drunk tho :)
<Mary_jane`^> I would too, but she's not a very good listener when drunk
<GeminiRai> "Whatever you do, don't try to get the staff" "This staff?"
<GeminiRai> (world ends)

Quote 7679

<AlcarGM> Nora: "I feel ... hungry."
* Mary_jane`^ walks--stumbles down the street with her almost gone mug "Me too... Let's go get something to eat... I think the krispe kreme is still open."
<AlcarGM> Luna nods and follows, looking rather blurred around the edges.
<AlcarGM> Nora: "Do donuts have souls?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Luna you're out of focus."
<Mary_jane`^> "Oh, yes I think so. That's how they get them to stay so fresh."

Quote 7680

<AlcarGM> Luna begins singing at the top of her lungs. "Skidamarink a dink a dink, Skidamarink a doo, I love you. I love you in the morning and in the afternoon. I love you in the evening and underneath the moon."
<AlcarGM> (( things like this are why we decided to never let Luna sing again :p ))

Quote 7681

<Mary_jane`^> "I wonder if you can eat your own soul... It'd be like having sex with yourself."

Quote 7682

<AlcarGM> Luna: "I don't think so. The drink is talking, or maybe I am too. I'm remembering random things, like the first name of grass, and the word all wise men know."
<Mary_jane`^> "What are they?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "Mu. But it only applies if the wise person is a cow, or speaks Chinese."
<Mary_jane`^> "I speak Chinese moo."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I don't think communists are allowed to be wise anyway."

Quote 7683

<AlcarGM> Nora: "I smell a mugger," happily. "I think I'll eat his soul. Then he won't mug us."
<Mary_jane`^> "Nonono let him mug us."
<AlcarGM> Nora: "Oh, okay."
<Mary_jane`^> "I think we're out of money anyway."
<AlcarGM> There is a sound behind you, a switchblade unsheathing itself in the darkness, a cold and empty sound with death in it. Or something like that. You're too drunk to care.
<Mary_jane`^> "We have no money go away!"
<AlcarGM> The victim - err mugger - is a tall, desperate looking man in serious need of some fix. "I don't care! Give me - your walls! And . and jwewls! I mean it! I have a knife!"
* Mary_jane`^ stops swinging and turns around "Mugger mugger go away come again another day..."
<Mary_jane`^> "Our walls?"
<AlcarGM> Nora smiles at him lazily. He blinks, confused, and something leaves his eyes, but he never notices.....
<Mary_jane`^> "I can give you sex!"
<AlcarGM> Mugger: "Wallets! I meant wallets! I'm knew at this, okay? Now - give it! I need it!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Your knew?"
<Mary_jane`^> "You want my sex then?"
<AlcarGM> Mugger: 'You can't read typo! Shot up!"
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))

Quote 7684

<AlcarGM> Mugger: "Everyone plays everquest! I'm an elf!" as he tries to stab you again, wildly.
<AlcarGM> Luna is laughing.
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I could make him an elf!"
* Mary_jane`^ slaps his hand "That woman you've been flirting with and having cyber sex with... It's probalby gary... He's naked right now... He comes before zac."
<Mary_jane`^> "Oooh... An elf."
<AlcarGM> Luna giggles.
<AlcarGM> Your mugger is now an elf. 6' tall, pointed ears, hair to die for.
<AlcarGM> Luna: "I was mean. He'll stil have split ends."
<AlcarGM> The mugger stares at his hands. Drops his knife, raises them to his ears and stares, horrified.
<Mary_jane`^> "On the ears?"
<AlcarGM> Luna: "For his velvety soft hair."
<Mary_jane`^> "Shooo little big elf."

Quote 7685

* Mary_jane`^ looks down "i'm bleeding."
<Mary_jane`^> "You know what we should do? We should see if vampires can suck my blood."
<AlcarGM> (( lol! ))
<AlcarGM> Nora claps her hands. "That would be fun! I can make them explode? Can you make them explode?"

Quote 7686

* Mary_jane`^ humms and walks to the vampire bar
<AlcarGM> It's be a good hours walk :p
<Mary_jane`^> "We need a faster way."
* Mary_jane`^ flags a cabbie
<AlcarGM> Luna: "But we have no money. We spent it in strippers."
<AlcarGM> Luna: "And they never took their skin off."
<AlcarGM> She pouts.

Quote 7687

<AlcarGM> A real hunk is sitting at the bar, spilling out his woes to the new bartender, a tired pretty woman. "Yeah. I'm not a real angel, but it's my name. Was going to help this girl i n Californa, but then she goes and gets her drivers liscence and jut leaves to see the world. Whole town gets overrun by demons and she dies of an OD in San Fran. Nothing goes right in my life."
<Mary_jane`^> "How about get my close friends and I" Running a finger down his face "A nice hot drink."
<AlcarGM> Angel: "Last girl I got a hot drink turned out to be 15 and her mother tried to have me arrested for seducing a minor. Ah, what the hell? Can't be worse than a hellmouth." He buys you drinks. Lots of drinks. Oodles of drinks.

Quote 7688

<AlcarGM> MJ might get to kill Angel :p
<Mary_jane`^> naw
<Mary_jane`^> it'd be too wierd
<AlcarGM> awww :p

Quote 7689

<AlcarGM> Nora: "We were poisoned...."dreamily. "We should be dead, but we're strong. Like Ox. And Bull." She blinks. "Someone needs to know.. whewre we are? Do I talk to voices.. in my head?"
<AlcarGM> No reply, at all.
* Mary_jane`^ falls backward and looks up at the sky
<Mary_jane`^> "I do, sometimes."
<AlcarGM> Nora nods, and begins talking, mostly mummbling. "It's a mad voice. And frantic. Like a mouse. Can't eat his soul."
<Mary_jane`^> "Does he squeek?"
* Mary_jane`^ pulls out her phone "My brother squeeks."
<AlcarGM> Nora: "not yet.... keeps asking ..where I am I am here. I keep saying that. Ooh! Make him squeak!"
* Mary_jane`^ pushes redail
<AlcarGM> Sal's voice is frantic "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
<AlcarGM> Your chest is .. hurting.. distantly.....
<Mary_jane`^> "Sal, squeek for me."
<AlcarGM> Silence.
* Mary_jane`^ hits the phone on the ground a few times
<AlcarGM> Sal: "Tell me where you are!" wildly. He's crying. But he' not squeaking.
<Mary_jane`^> "I said squeek."

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<Mary_jane`^> "Why don't you just say it straight, that I just need to give up?"
<AlcarGM> Krisha: "Giving up is foolish. No one should give up. I said surrender, and to yourself. Knowledge is the realest of powers, and there is much that even Jehovah has forgotten. Eris can remind me, and truth can be brought to bear even on creators. There is nothing mean fear more than truth, Mary Jane, but also nothing they desire anymore. Even Merlin." And he's no longer there.
<AlcarGM> and .. end of session!
<AlcarGM> unless you want to do other stuff?
<Mary_jane`^> ...
<Mary_jane`^> well yes
<Mary_jane`^> I wasn't done
<AlcarGM> ok, k!
<AlcarGM> Session 50.5!

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* Mary_jane`^ looks at the staff
<Mary_jane`^> "I think you have something you've been meaning to tell me?"
<AlcarGM> The staff does not reply, nor react.
* Mary_jane`^ pets one of the snakes on the head "Fine... THanks for all your help, though."
* AlcarGM resists the urge for them to bite mj
<AlcarGM> one poisoing per session is enough.
<Mary_jane`^> lol

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<Mary_jane`^> "Who the hell would help ME?"
<AlcarGM> A voice behind you says "Maybe I would!" Female. Cheerful. And perky.
* Mary_jane`^ turns behind her slowly, almost afraid
<AlcarGM> A tall, drop-dead gorgeous woman with blond hair and blue eyes who puts even you to shame smiles at you, happily. "Hi!" she says, cheerfully. "My name is Sara! I'm the third angel!"
<AlcarGM> And ..end of session! For real this time!
<AlcarGM> Cuz I need to get to sleep :p
<Mary_jane`^> ...

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<Mary_jane`^> "So... How do you plan on helping me?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "We can have sex!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Sex is good! It's an afro with a dizzy yak!"

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<Mary_jane`^> "I was actually hoping someone would tell me, I don't know, about the white light, teh staff.. Something useful."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh! A white light is when you get semen in the eyes!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "And a staff is a penis. But a long one, instead of a wand or rod! A fishing pole is when the penis is deformed! You don't know much, do you?!"

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<Mary_jane`^> "Are you the one with the barbie dolls?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "But Darelle is gone, because I said hi to her, and she exploded and died. I forgot we do that to ghosts." She claps her hands. "You know about me!"
* Mary_jane`^ rolls her eyes
<AlcarGM> She snaps her fingers and barbie dolls with switchblades come out of the trees.
<Mary_jane`^> "Yeah, those."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I made them!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Why?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "because they are cute!"
<AlcarGM> The barbie dolls laugh to themselves quietly, like high pitched mice. You can't shake the disturbing impression that they want to rip your arms off and feed you to a dog.
<Mary_jane`^> "Why the knives?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Because they want them! It makes them feel real and it's hard to cut off a penis with just small mouths without teeth! They have Issues! So I am helping them!"
<Mary_jane`^> "You have issues... You would put luna to shame."

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<AlcarGM> Sara frowns, considering that. "Oh! You mean the light you made?!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Yes."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "That was you!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Yes."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Then why are asking me if you were you?!"
<Mary_jane`^> "WHat?"
<AlcarGM> Sara looks, well, puzzled. Even more than normal. "Are you okay?!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Just go away."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh!" She claps her hands over her mouth. "I wasn't supposed to talk about that!" She vanishes.
<Mary_jane`^> "Thank god."
<AlcarGM> The barbie dolls all look at you, licking their lips, but vanish as well.

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<Mary_jane`^> "So you don't know who he is either?"
<AlcarGM> The door laughs, then, the sound hollow and ugly. "He has many names, and I know them all."
<Mary_jane`^> "So then why don't you tell me?"
<AlcarGM> The door is silent, the chants, low and carefully. "In days gone by I once was Ygg, E'er Woden they did name me, And I was Har and Janafar, And also hailed to Thiridi. Bileg I'll be, and Vandufar, Till falls the mighty ash tree! Then I'll be Ygg as one I was E'er Woden they did name me!"
<Mary_jane`^> "Wait, who are we talking about now?
<AlcarGM> Door: "Vetgam, the wanderer; also known as Odin. This is his hall, and you are not welcome here child of midgard."
<Mary_jane`^> "Listen, I would like to talk to him. I think he wants to see me anyway... If for nothing more than to kill me, although I don't know that for sure because I haven't talkt to him yet."

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<AlcarGM> Odin is old, and thin, wearing a drab brown cloak and sitting in a large wooden chair at the far end of the hall. He seems to be asleep but you can't shbake th efeeling he's watching you.
* Mary_jane`^ walks over to him
<AlcarGM> The ravens look up, and you hear wings all around you, cold and beating, but they just watch.
<AlcarGM> Odin doesn't react.
* Mary_jane`^ walks up to him and looks him over "You're alot thinner than I had imagined."
<AlcarGM> Finally one of the ravens looks up at you., and into you. "The god is not here. He is with us, abroad in the worlds. Searching."
<Mary_jane`^> "For what?"
<AlcarGM> "A foolish endevour," the second raven says, its voice the same as the first raven, but it doesn't seem to be looking into you, as much as around you, or through you. "The sought is the seeker, and there is no seeker, and nothing to be sought. We are all just the absence of our abscence and the abscence of our presense. Perhaps. Words are weak things, and only give understanding."
<AlcarGM> "Forgive my brother," the first raven says. "He likes to pretend he exists."

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* Mary_jane`^ sits, crossing her legs, and closes her eyes and finds inner piece... or atleast tries to go inside herself to look around.
<AlcarGM> Okay.... you fall inside, or perhaps outside. You are .... somewhere. You have no body, but you're here. No eyes, but you're seeing. The only other thing around is your shadow.
* Mary_jane`^ looks her shadow over, and wondering how she has a shadow, looks for the source of light
<AlcarGM> The shadow is all around, and inside. It's dark, and white, and blue all over, and there is no light, and no darkness. Nothing to see, and nothing to be seen.
<Mary_jane`^> Then how do I see my shadow?!
<AlcarGM> You have no idea, but you strongly suspect it's best not to think too hard about it.
<Mary_jane`^> that's a good excuse alcar
<Mary_jane`^> for when you can't think of an explenation "Just don't think about it too hard."
<AlcarGM> lol. Well, it *could* be explained. But it would be long-winded and wouldn't matter in any event :P
<AlcarGM> and I don't think MJ is ready to discover nothing exists because there is no where for it to exist.
<Mary_jane`^> Alcar
<Mary_jane`^> just shut up while you still have your lips =p
<AlcarGM> lol. hmm?
<AlcarGM> it's true, tho, as far as the game goes.
<Mary_jane`^> it shouldn't be
<Mary_jane`^> I want the game to be fun, not a mind bender
<Mary_jane`^> I mean, I don't want to ahve to take a hit of acid before every session just so I can understand what's going on

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<AlcarGM> The Dark Wood laughs. "What makes you think there is more than darknrss?"
<Mary_jane`^> "Because darkness is like... What is caused by light. There has to be balance. The staff knows that, and I believe in the staff."
<AlcarGM> The Dark Wood: "But it all ends in darkness, as it began in darkness. There was darkness before creation, and there will be darkness after it. The night is older than the light that was brought into being, and a piece of it lies in all that exists, to judge and to destroy."
<Mary_jane`^> "There is still balance. Isn't that the point of judgement?"
<AlcarGM> The Dark Wood: ".. perhaps. There is a darkness inside the darkness."
<AlcarGM> Tad: "It can't all be dark. This is silly. If it is all darkness, why were people given light? Because she called up light, from a place older than you."
<AlcarGM> The Dark Wood is silent, as if waiting, or listening to something.
<Mary_jane`^> "He has a point."
<Mary_jane`^> "Wait... He does?"
* Mary_jane`^ looks at Tad "You have a point... That's..." Under her breath, "a first."