Quotes 701 to 800

Quote 701

* Gerbal grabs a bowl and fills it with soup. Standing heroically wiht one leg on a small rock he yells,"i have the soup." Then he notices that the soup is hot and drops the bowl smashing all over the ground. Quickly he gets another bowl and fills more soup. clearing his throat and just in a whisper as not to get attention on himself, "i have the soup."

Quote 702

<Gelhalee> "certainly, the safty deposit box is free if you have an account with us."
<Sannin> "how much does an account cost?"
<Gelhalee> "Minimum to oppen an account is 20gp. And you get a free calender"

Quote 703

<Gelhalee> (this new religion doesn't say anything about forgiving old debts does it?)

Quote 704

<Gelhalee> ((Gel gets more and more Ferengi like with each game :))

Quote 705

<Gerbal> "i wouldnt do anything to peck."
* Londer looks suspicious at gerbal and the kids, and at all the dead birds, but can't seem to make the link

Quote 706

* Snake idely contenplates returning to his days of being a dog of war just to simplfy his life

Quote 707

<K`---> "She asked me to kill her. she asked to be releaced from her slavory and torcher"
<Bzorn> "she asked you to cut off her head?"

Quote 708

<Talso> This is kinda like a Soap Opra
<Talso> Got a sick person in a bed(kinda) talking to the person who feels guilty about him being hurt
<Talso> and people don't get killed off..
<Talso> they just die...and come back again and again

Quote 709

* SolBianca uses her polearm as a walking stick
* Bzorn uses Sol as a walking stick....j/k
<SolBianca> (that would be interesting...I'd bite your knees off.)
* K`--- uses bxorn and sol as stilts J/K

Quote 710

* Jane`-`-`-`- looks to see if any one else is awake and disapointingly finds out no one else is awake

Quote 711

* Jane`-`-`-`- starts to get to work on getting it moving
<Alpha1`> You'll need to open the pilot's area
* Jane`-`-`-`- kicks the gm for good measure

Quote 712

<Cmdr_Bosch> cut to badalon
* Cmdr_Bosch has fallen asleep in the command chair
<Cmdr_Bosch> cut to jane

Quote 713

* Jane`-`-`-`- trys to land it with out killing any one
<Jane`-`-`-`-> 1d20
<Sparkie`> Jane`-`-`-`- 1d20: 9
* Jane`-`-`-`- mannages to just miss sorrin's head
* Jane`-`-`-`- all thought sadly crushes his body

Quote 714

<Cmdr_Bosch> You arrive in the medbay to see Sorrin with his gun out pointing at alpha4 and ranting
<Lt_Sorrin> "Evil! Evil one! I know your kind! Destroy ships, turning them into salt!"
<Jane`-`-`-`-> "Put the weapon down!"
<Lt_Sorrin> "back, evil imps! Even the dead can die again! God's wrath will strike you down!:
* Lt_Krynn puts his gun away, walking towards Sorrin
<Lt_Krynn> "I love religous fanatics. They always make the best pilots" *under his breath. VERY sarcastically*

Quote 715

<Cmdr_Bosch> Poor Krynn
<Cmdr_Bosch> every time he touches anything to repair it he destorys it

Quote 716

* Lt_Krynn jumps out of the shuttle
<Lt_Krynn> "Hey hey! I brought goodies!"
* Jane`-`-`-`- reflexes and pulls her pistal befor she has a chanse to think
<Jane`-`-`-`-> "don't do that!"
* Jane`-`-`-`- puts it away
<Lt_Krynn> "What? You didn't notice the giant space shuttle landing next to you?"
<Lt_Krynn> "Anyway, take a look and see if you can ID the things i brought back. I'm going to go find Alpha 1 and see if he wants any of this stuff"

Quote 717

* Jane`-`-`-`- just to confuse the hell out of Krynn kisses his cheek then goes to check out what he brought back
* Lt_Krynn finds women kissing his cheek to be normal (he is a pilot, after all ;)), and goes back to finding Alpha 1
* Jane`-`-`-`- debates about just kicking him in the nuts next time

Quote 718

<Snake`---> (i'm a demi god not a 20th level wizard damn it!)

Quote 719

<Salem_Brookstone> Al- you got no sense of humor
<Sir_Alfred> I'm 2042 years old. It's probably rotted.

Quote 720

<fuhkahreDM> The Red Knee Of The Dragon is the largest and only Taevern in town
<Sparkey_Steelballs> (then it cant be the largest for somthing to be large you have to have something smaller than it)

Quote 721

* Lt_Krynn notes it was the GM's fault then. i say we mutiny the GM and make the game our own!

Quote 722

<Lt_Krynn> "Power up the weapons, Jane. He has knowledge that can't be allowed to fall into Microsoft's hands"

Quote 723

<uncle_trapspringer> can i be a kender-thief
<Marcus_Fenway> Kender-Thief !?!? I thought Kender was a Thief!

Quote 724

<Warner> Sheesh, you know your using to many dark forces to produce a good game when you drop your keyboard and 666 flashes up on your screen.

Quote 725

<myorkal_lightstar> "i killed some kid the other day just because he said my god was a dumbass, im not even sure he was talking about MY god"

Quote 726

<Warner> you don't have to have a compleate sheet if you have a good idea what your playing.
<Warner> the normal rules of charictor creation are being suspended in the interest of the gods amusement :)

Quote 727

<Warner> the skelotons do indead come up, but are nearly 5 blocks away in the local cemitary where they are frightening grounds keepers who against all reason are trying to get them to behave and stay dead

Quote 728

<Warner> any actions before I go on?
* Shebazz has still not been, pardon the pun, briefed, on wheather tarrasques have sex organs
<Warner> ((man, the strange things that come up in these games. sheesh))

Quote 729

* Betty`` gives them all suckers also, unknowingly rotting their teeth and creating a legend about a big woman in aa dress who feeds them and causes them intesne pain in the jaws later, causing lots of fat old grannies ot be killed by sprites with tooth aches in the future, but no good deed goes unpunished :)

Quote 730

<Warner> As you stand before the castle Guirgui, it seems a little more pleased by it's ominous appearance. Most like due to the fact that your now standing close enough that it can block out most of the cheery morning that has been trying to upstage it all day. The uninviting front gate stands closed as if defiantly saying, "What now smart alec?"

Quote 731

<Warner> ((remind me to not DM for any more arsonists from hell :)

Quote 732

<Sannin> "oh and did i mention there is a large trushure horde burryed underneath the city" (i whisperd that)
<Shadowkin> "All for money sannin"
<Sannin> "exactly!"
<Sannin> "errr no for the city but"
<Sannin> "a nice finders fee of 10% would be nice"

Quote 733

<Alcar> Snake's meeting his clerics/cult, and Reeve is, of all things, finishing up a hair cut
<`Reeve``> hey! fighting evil immortal things that what your soul and guys you've known for 3000 years who've gone insane really make you yearn for the little things :)

Quote 734

<Gelhalee> (Death by nervous barber. what a ignomenous end)

Quote 735

* Baliadoc is going to have a rumble with them, most likely
<Baliadoc> just a talking rumble, hopefully
<Baliadoc> but a rumble nonetheless :)

Quote 736

* BlueSkull Sits around singing "99 bottles of ale on the wall" in a desperate attempt to not be mistakenly buried or used as a book end.

Quote 737

<Wendy``> "Well, if you can talk you're not dead . . Are you?"
<BlueSkull> "Hmm, that is a point. I just assumed I was dead. People screaming when you show up unexpectedly and buring you tends to give you that impression

Quote 738

<BlueSkull> "As for vampires dragons and dandruff fairies I can't say. Never met any my self. But I did run into this rabit once that enjoyed hiding all your eggs. Damn cheeky if you ask me. And to make maters worce when I found them again they were always hard boiled! I mean, it was a nice guesture but if you can't make a 2 minute egg leave mine alone"

Quote 739

<Laura---> (oh yah! whos the bug killer now!)

Quote 740

* Alcar did make a necrophilliac necromancer for his own system, just cause
<Baliadoc> ewww!!
* Baliadoc wishes this wasn't your channel, so he could kick and ban you :)

Quote 741

<Warner> ok, your all on a featureless plain. nothing can be seen all the way to the horizon. with the exception of the other players. have fun :)
* Warner starts the stop watch, curously wondering how long it will take the 22 level players to kill each other :)

Quote 742

<Sintaqx> ack!!!
<Sintaqx> brb
<Sintaqx> I think my ferret disconnected my LAN
* Sintaqx is glad alcar's not here... that would have been made into a quote

Quote 743

<ClydeQ> level 1 weapon master ... that's a contradiction in terms ...

Quote 744

<Jon[DS]> The adventure starts when the characters are approached by a tall, unassuming gentleman clad in somewhat unfashionable garments that bear only a light dusting of dandruff. It should be obvious to the players that this character looks like a wizard- tall, thin, unattractive to women, that sort of thing.

Quote 745

<Gandorf> "I'm Chaotic Lawful"

Quote 746

<ClydeQ> {and most thieves don't just say out loud that they're thieves
<Alissa_> (yeah they pretend to be fighters that can't afford chainmail :)

Quote 747

<Alcar> Old Bone hesitates. "Illithid? You consort with creatures of that ilk?!"
<Gelhalee> "I rent space to them. They pay their bills just like every one else."
<Gelhalee> "And they gave their word not to enslave any of my paying customers"
<Alcar> The skeleton gives the impression it would blink if it could "I see. How kind of them."
<Gelhalee> "All they do is teach here anyway. For a walking colection of calcium deposits you're awfully jugmental"

Quote 748

<Gelhalee> "Don't!" Gel screams trying to stop the Otyugh from becoming just another pile of experance points

Quote 749

<Sannin> (what are we fighting?)
<Alcar> Something that smpells like a sewer and it very hungry, it seeems
<Sintaqx> ((it's a tenticaled pile of shit))

Quote 750

* Gelhalee screams at Mile, "Stop that! That thing cost me 8,000gp!"
<Gelhalee> "And I had to raise her from a pup"
* Mile_Cavin turns to Gelhalee with a very odd look on his face
<Gelhalee> "It's only trying to eat you because you wont stop attacking it!"
<Gelhalee> "The poor things been burried all night with it's sewage leaking out"
<Sannin> "dammit gel you think you could have trained it better"

Quote 751

* Mile_Cavin looks back again "Gel..Why would you want to raise a piece of shit as a pet?"
<Gelhalee> "It's not a pet. It's part of my sewage system. And she does a damn fine job. She is inteligent you know"
<Sannin> "gel why didnt you get get a magic septic tank or somthing"
<Gelhalee> "Sannin, you want magical shit backing up on you when happen to sail to close to a magic dead area? Thats the kind of elemental I can do with out"

Quote 752

* Vyasta_Trasil approaches what's left of Gel's shop, but stops short once she notices a signifigant lack of a certain shop in the immediate vicinity
<Alcar> Ther other one is broadcasting "Want mate now!" rather loudly to the whole area
<Gelhalee> "Oh good lord she's in heat! Why do these things always happen at times like this?"
<Vyasta_Trasil> Umm..... I guess this is a bad time to order some magical ointment?"

Quote 753

<Gelhalee> "Quick, find the captain. Ask him to find the nearest Otyugh colony in this area. If we don't get her to a mate soon, well we're gona have a mess"
<Sannin> "well im not getting into this....i dont want to get my robes dirty"
<Mile_Cavin> (this sounds like a B-type movie "Attack Of The Shit Beasts!")

Quote 754

<Alcar> <old Bones> "I really don't think those ..creatures are native to this world, dear elf . . . Perhaps this is your penancy for consorting with the underdark?"
<Gelhalee> "She is in heat, covered in shit, and powerfull enough to tear this city a new orifice. We have to get her pointed in the right direction soon or she'll go into a mating dance. You don't want that happening here. Trust me on this"

Quote 755

<Alcar> However, 2 Otyughs broadcasting "We want each other" is rather . . disturbing for everyone concerned :)
<Gelhalee> (Um, they are both female. Don't tell me my Otyugh are lesbians. I was counting on recooping the investment in pupies)

Quote 756

<Snake`--> (oh crap seems to say it all)

Quote 757

* Gelhalee digs faster and projecting soothing thoughts and thinking about baseball
<Alcar> ((Baseball??))
<Gelhalee> ((Trying to keep them from going into heat.))

Quote 758

<Sannin> (i wonder what one of thoes things would taste like)
<Vyasta_Trasil> ((shit))
<Snake`--> (breath thought your mouth next time you fart)

Quote 759

* Vyasta_Trasil locates a towel in gel's wagon and, hoping it's not intelligent, wiped her hands on it

Quote 760

<Vyasta_Trasil> ((hehe... forbidden knowledge... a wizards or priest's oxymoron))

Quote 761

<Gelhalee> "Again, thank you all. If that vial had broken... I mean, with that poor misguided child... I feared the worst. Some one could have gotten the idea my shop isn't safe and run me out of town!"
<Sannin> "err gel"
<Sannin> "your shop aint safe"
<Sannin> "i mean shit monsters tryed to eat us"
<Gelhalee> "Shush!" he hisses, "Don't say things like that. I've got a community immage to uphold now"

Quote 762

<Sannin> "why dont you start by dressing decently"
<Gelhalee> "What do you mean decently? Are my ankles showing?" He looks down at his heal lenght bath robe showing genuine concern
* Gelhalee looks rather flumaxed and goes in search of a full length mirror.
* Gelhalee passes snake in his search for a mirror and asks, "Do you see anything wrong with my outfit?" he turns arounding with genuine concern on his face.
* Snake`-- looks gel up and down "no stranger then normal"

Quote 763

* Gelhalee soon returns looking slightly more groomed and with narry a wrinkle in his bathrobe. You'd almost think this mad man in bath tub atire was concerned about his apearance.

Quote 764

* Snake`-- leaves the inn/tavern/.... (ok i won't say it but you all know what Vyasta_Trasil turned this place in to)

Quote 765

<Warner> I probably have refused enough exp to get gel to 12th level. I'm just to lazy to make up a new sheet :)

Quote 766

<Warner> hehe, I just had a haunting vision of Gel loaning out his xp points and changing interest :)

Quote 767

* `Riker sheathes his sword, tucking it under his black trenchcoat, the style all Earth-dwellers seem to be wearing nowadays. Must be the new movie: "The Matrix 54"

Quote 768

* Bart_S looks for a movie theater playing the new star wars post prequil sequil spin off.

Quote 769

* Bart_S smugles himself aboard and starts looking for food to hord
<Sheerrow> ((oooh.. let the anti-missle system think bart's a missile :))
* `Riker turns around, lighting a cigarette and looking at the weird winged chick and the guy
<Bart_S> ((oooh.. let the anti-missle system think Rikers cigarette is a heat signature :))

Quote 770

<Tzarrgrinn> "crrssk tekkte`kreessa"
* `Riker looks at Tzarr
<`Riker> "Hairball?"
<`Riker> "Or is that your language?"

Quote 771

<Bart_S> (beautiful? she sounds like garfield :)
<Sheerrow`> ((hehe...... true, but nobody has ever commented on that and lived ;) ))
<Bart_S> ((well keep talking about eating poor bart and we'll put that to the test))

Quote 772

<Bart_S> ((Kill all executives! Let personel sort them out :))

Quote 773

<Sheerrow`> ((brb, feeding the weasel))
<Bart_S> ((That sounds so much dirtier then it should))

Quote 774

<Warner> I could be wrong. maybe it makes the channel smell nicer with fewer dead bodys in it :)

Quote 775

<Sintaqx> Joe - Rebel, member of any anti-government or corporation group
<Keith`> well that would put a new spin on the saying "i'm just an avrage joe"

Quote 776

<Sintaqx> hehe...... I just realized something about the group
<Sintaqx> we have 2 characters over 7' tall and over 300 lbs, 3 characters with retractile claws, and every character would likely rather use no weapons than use weapons
<Sintaqx> yeah, but he's getting close to lunchtime

Quote 777

<Sintaqx> Alcar... just think what an infant AI program would learn by hanging around AD&D players :)
<Leech_Wilcomes> learn how to kill its controler REALLY fast

Quote 778

<Vejjita_SSJ4> the titanic would be a minor drawback for a tinker gnome
<Alcar> Sort of like making a boat entirely of wood because it floats . .then using the wooden anchor . .
<Kilin> yeah....mean while they used carosine for a sealent and the deside to light a match....

Quote 779

<Laura`----> "you know the stries they tell you about 2nd star to the right and on till morning must meen space travel"
<Burke`> "Forgive me for asking, but what exactly are you referring to?"
<Burke`> "I'm afraid I don't remember many stories any more."'
<Laura`----> "you where never told to directions to never never land?"
* Burke` blinks, looking startled, then says slowly "Ah, no."

Quote 780

<Laura`----> "never realy known my parents... i'm told my mother was an empty vessal and my father a macheen but i don't bleave that"
* Laura`---- looks confused

Quote 781

<Warner> knowing the game mechanics tends to take more fun out of a game then it adds.

Quote 782

<WarnerDM> the door in a valint effort to continue to be a door refuses to buckle. Unfortunately the hinges no nothing of any of this and bend in ways they were never ment to.

Quote 783

<WarnerDM> The dragon regards you both evenly. As it idlely straches behind its ear with a hind leg it says, "Hart burn? You look more like a piolet light"
<MessiahX> "I don't care... there is no antacid that can put out my unholy flames"

Quote 784

* MessiahX heads toward the hall that he assumes the vampires are probably at the end of
<WarnerDM> ((don't say things like that. You tempt the DM to dump you into the teletubbie planet))
<MessiahX> ((things like what?))
<WarnerDM> (things that imply that you think I'm being predictable )
<MessiahX> ((i meant that my pc assumed the vampires must be that way))
<WarnerDM> As messiah looks around the coner it finds the castles crypt just where he expected it to be, much to the DM's annoyance.

Quote 785

<WarnerDM> as the dust clears you see what you can only presume to be 8 vampires exibiting all the symptoms of a smokers cough
<WarnerDM> dust, smoke, flying wood ect :)

Quote 786

<WarnerDM> As one the vampires decide that discresion is the beter part of valor and turn into clouds of elemental vapor and assume gaseous form.
<Caelestis> ((did all of them go gassus?))
<WarnerDM> ((Lets see, a hell spawn, a half orge, a half tarrasque and what ever caelestis was again come stomping thru a stone wall that had a trap in it turning the munchkin festival. Are YOU going to hang around? :)
<Betty``> ((they could have at least asked for our autographs!))

Quote 787

<Jeramias> hmmm.... munching on undead can raise your health. did you realize that?

Quote 788

* Leech_Wilcomes is 120 years old and is a 4'5" tall elf.. or would be if he finds a gm

Quote 789

* Drim screams, "Mayor Poe is our Foe!" ((just kidding))
<Alynah> ((Iny miny manie mo, catch a mayour by the toe, if he squeals let him go, iny miny manie poe"))

Quote 790

<fuhkahre> "People of Drendor! As you all know I am the Mayor Poe!"
<Alynah> All hail mayor Poe
<fuhkahre> "Recently there has been an incident that must be discussed!"
<fuhkahre> "Tonight there is a town meeting."
<Alynah> all hail matter to be discussed
<fuhkahre> "Any foreigners are not welcome!"
<Alynah> all hail...ok i'll stop

Quote 791

* Drim draws his weapon and holds it close to the storekeeper and asks how much he would give me for it.

Quote 792

<phaedo> "cant you beat up the elf first?? i'm sure she did something worng.."

Quote 793

<Alynah> I am the head adventurer here. At least, the one who makes complete sentences.

Quote 794

<phaedo> "I nerver dunk before... cept the inn keeper said I was drunk and married alynah so I guess if I drink enough alynah will wed someone else"
* Tolk looks at phaedo "All 3 of us were in that suite you know . .and I've never been THAT drink before ,. ."

Quote 795

* phaedo thinks pc's should always consider what the gm's npc's say as it helps you keep from doing a drim

Quote 796

<fuhkahre> what just happened?
<phaedo> (think er head was choped off and she died)

Quote 797

<Jonas```> that's our map :)
<Cspr> lol. ok.
<Doc_Claw> i though it was a fallic symbol

Quote 798

* Tusk-Anini` attacks the other weren all out claws while giving the weren battle cry of (it is a good day to kill)

Quote 799

<Jonas```> "What is this thing? Are we actually the bad guys or something, cuz this guy just won't die!"

Quote 800

<Tusk-Anini`> one game and 7 npc's become cream filling for the galactic twinkie