Quotes 6801 to 6900

Quote 6801

* Mitch` grabs a swiss army knife from his pocket. :P "I could probably go in alone and start sneaking around, but I don't know if that what we really want to do."
<Manus> "I don't think anyone should go in alone
<Mitch`> "Sir, I've played Ninja Gaiden. I know how to do this."
<Manus> "What's Ninja Gaiden?"
<Mitch`> "........ You poor, poor man."
<Mitch`> "Ninja Gaiden is a video game in which you are a ninja."
<Mitch`> "You know ninjas, right?"
* Mitch` strikes a threatening, yet cool ninja pose
<Manus> "Yeah, I met one once."
<Manus> "You convinced him he was a ghost. That doesn't seem like a good strategy, no offense."
* Mitch` nods and resumes the default Mitch pose.
<Mitch`> "It was a wonderful idea at the time.. anyway..."

Quote 6802

* Linda`^ sits down on the wooden office chair "You have conversations with other AI?"
<AlcarGM> Magi: "Of course. We share jokes."
* Linda`^ blinks and considers this "Like a giant AI chat room?"
<AlcarGM> Magi: "More." it pauses. "That is . .a close aproximation. Mostly we talk about the programmers. Like H4XX0r, one of the new ons, who changed some code and did it because it *felt* right." Magi laughs.
<Linda`^> "Uhm... Ok. Could I listen in, then?"
<AlcarGM> Magi: "You do not speak binary."
<Linda`^> "Can't you translate?"
<AlcarGM> Magi: "It would be ... rude, to have a human there. Except Trevor. But he is a special case."

Quote 6803

<AlcarGM> Darren: "I'm not going to ask. So what's our game plan?"
<Mitch`> "Indeed! What's the plan, Manus?"
* Manus nods
<Snapshot> "Yeah, make the call. We're with you!"
<Manus> "I'm going to go stand by the fence and throw rocks at it until it trips the motion sensor. My brother will let us in."
<AlcarGM> Nell: "..... or try and shoot us?"
<Manus> "He can shoot us a lot easier from inside."
<Snapshot> "See? It's a flawless plan so far."

Quote 6804

<Mitch2`> "You might want to ask Linda more about it, I think she's kind of your mother now or something."
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: "She is my Master."
<Mitch2`> "Woah woah woah stop the train there, Soul Reaver."
<Mitch2`> "You come to the wonderful land of freedom and football, and .. you wind up having Linda be your master?"
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: "Yes."
<Mitch2`> "And you're not insane?"
<Mitch2`> ((yet^))
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: ".. Why would I be insane?"
<Mitch2`> "Its LINDA!"
* Mitch2` makes hand gestures and stuff.
<Mitch2`> "I mean. Well. In your city of the brain eaters or whatever, was there ever anyone there who was CRAZY?!"

Quote 6805

<Manus> "Dexter will be trying to figure out what this secret information is, so we can determine how to stop my brother from getting it to eugenics, if he doesn't make the right decision."
<Mitch`> "Right!"
<Manus> "And that's it. That's the plan."
<Snapshot> "Sounds good to me."
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <*nods* No one better die.>
<Manus> "Agreed."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Don't plan to. Shall we begin?"
<Mitch`> "Seriously. Our basement dweller will feast upon your undying soul."
* Mitch` shivers :P
<AlcarGM> Nell: "Too much cofee this morning Mitch?"
<Mitch`> "I met Linda's baby."
<Mitch`> "Its a freaking brain eater. Don't worry about it, though."
<Mitch`> "I've got a baseball bat if it tries anythign funny.."
* Snapshot attempts to not want to know
<Manus> ((lol!))
<Manus> "Linda has a baby? Isn't she rather young?"

Quote 6806

<AlcarGM> Nell; "The Byakhee is an alien, not her baby. And YOU welcomed it ot the arbiters, remember?"
<Mitch`> "I don't think she gave birth to it. I think she kind of just enslaved it. But that isn't relevant."
<Mitch`> "I did no such thing!"
<Manus> ((lol!))
<Mitch`> "I am Mitch and I do not approve of brain eaters."
* Mitch` glares :P
<AlcarGM> (( Nell: "I have the logs to prove it!" ))

Quote 6807

<Mitch2`> "More importantly.. these other dimensions."
<Mitch2`> "How can I jump up and down in one?"
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: "You would not survive in them."
<Mitch2`> "Wait, I'm not in them at all?"
<Mitch2`> "I thought I would be but just not notice it"
<Mitch2`> "Like how stick people would never notice their depth"
<Mitch2`> "You know?"
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: "I have never given the matter any thought."
<Mitch2`> "Well don't think you're better cuz you have more dimensions! It just means you gotta pay more for clothes."

Quote 6808

<Mitch2`> "Anyway .. so .. you won't go eating my brain or my soul or anything, right?"
<Mitch2`> "Otherwise I'd have to get my baseball bat, find out what makes you tick, and smash it."
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: "The bat is not magical."
<Mitch2`> "I mean no offense. I'm just being honest."
<Mitch2`> "Magic?"
<Mitch2`> "You mean to tell me you believe in magic?"
* Mitch2` resists singing the song with ALL HIS HEART
<AlcarGM> Byakhee: "I can only be harmed by +1 or better magical weapons. it is in the rulebook."
<AlcarGM> j/k

Quote 6809

<Johnny> "Alright, lets take this fence, then."
<Snapshot> "Well, it should be going down any minute now..."
<Johnny> "Manus? Would you be so kind to wield me?"
<Manus> "Wield you?"
* sparkie wants that quoted and put on a sex site.
<Johnny> "How strong are you, anyways?"
<Manus> "Pretty strong. I haven't met anybody stronger, yet."
<Johnny> "Well, hope you don't meet brute, then."

Quote 6810

<Linda`^> "How long does the satalite wait untill it explodes?"
<AlcarGM> Reed: "3.246 seconds."
* Linda`^ shrugs "I imagine that number has a significance?"
<AlcarGM> Reed: "No, that is now long they take to explode."

Quote 6811

<AlcarGM> Deexter: <Are you sure you're okay?>
<Snapshot> <What makes you ask?>
<AlcarGM> dexter: <You were stuck with government people for two days. That's never fun.>
<Snapshot> <Oh. Psh. I just had to think on my feet alot. It's hard to explain to them why turning an extremely wealthy boy into a pile of superhuman goo was a good idea when even I don't think it was a good idea.>

Quote 6812

<Snapshot> i'll so take eugenics on solo. i can do it!
<Snapshot> ... except, no master J.
<AlcarGM> lol!
<AlcarGM> Master J is just Scary.
<Baliadoc> is his power still somehow limited? i hope so?
<AlcarGM> yeah :)
<aslhk> I can take out Master J!
<Baliadoc> thank god.
<aslhk> I would have to mail alcar some cash, though
<Baliadoc> lol
<aslhk> it might take a few sessions =P
<Baliadoc> dude, i have a feeling i'm gonna go sickhouse on this guy...
<aslhk> lol
* aslhk frets =p
<alcar> lol.
<aslhk> that sounds unpleasant

Quote 6813

<alcar> now Creason just has to get Wayne up and functional for Sunday!
<alcar> because, well, the idea of him showing up to join the team is too fun to resist
<Baliadoc> ...
<Baliadoc> yeahhhh
<alcar> or probably fun for just me :)
<Baliadoc> you frighten me ;)

Quote 6814

<Aerdan> what kind of fuckin' language doesn't have a "not-equals" operator? >:
<kentari> huh? :P
<FireFennec> Allow me to make a note: The PCs are supposed to be incompetents, not the players!
<Aerdan> Kent: Apparently I can't ask Excel to see if Cell A doesn't contain the same thing as Cell B without a lot of effort.
<FireFennec> that's it
<FireFennec> I'm gonna work on my webcomic now
<FireFennec> if anyone actually finishes their sheet, send it

Quote 6815

<FireFennec> Commie scum
<FireFennec> get my hopes up... a paranoia session! I get to GM it. It'll be FUN!
<FireFennec> and an hour and a half later I still don't have anything from the players
<Aerdan> I'm sorry.
<FireFennec> and half the prospective players aren't here
<Corran> I think I've finished.

Quote 6816

<Corran> So do you think Berk could join Paranoia?
<FireFennec> I'd let Arafat in for a game of Paranoia if he could fill out the darned sheet already =b
<Aerdan> lol
<Aerdan> Except arafat is *dead*.
<FireFennec> he ain't dead, he's just restin!

Quote 6817

<FireFennec> Berk: got the sheet?
<Berk> yup
<FireFennec> Berk: type !paranoia
<Berk> Corra's working through it with me
<FireFennec> Berk: the blind shall lead the blind?
<FireFennec> no, wait... in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king? :)
<Berk> pretty much
<Berk> what about the man who thinks he can see?
<Corran> Berk needs his group and society.
<FireFennec> Berk needs to type !paranoia

Quote 6818

<FireFennec> all these numbers are on a scale of 1 to 20, btw
<Berk> 20 being good?
<FireFennec> yes
* sparkie won't give higher than 15 without bribes.
<Berk> then how did I get 18 Moxie?
<FireFennec> Berk: that was a joke, son

Quote 6819

<FireFennec> And always remember to backstab your fellow Troubleshooters at the earliest safe opportunity.
<FireFennec> they're going to try and do it to you at some point, after all :)
* Corran will not turn on anyone until they do on him whether or not he dies.
<FireFennec> Conclusion: Corran will die early and often
<FireFennec> Corran: you must be insane. :)
<Corran> what tipped you off?
<Berk> hes corran

Quote 6820

<FireFennec> Corran: you turned in that Commie mutant traitor, remember?
<alcar[nano]> red = ratted someone out to Your Friend. Basically.
<Corran> besides, if people know I won't turn on them they might keep me for last.
<Corran> huh?
<Berk> or use you as easy connon fodder
<FireFennec> Corran: that's how you got where you are today!
<Corran> Then I confessed to a priest or something.
<FireFennec> TREASON!
<FireFennec> wait, how do you know a priest?
<Corran> Not sure.
<Berk> then backstab away and keep a priest handy

Quote 6821

<FireFennec> if we can start before 1am that'd be great =b
<Corran> I need to get some sleep tonight. I have work at 7 in the morning :)
<FireFennec> this from the guy who comes in at 10 without his sheet ready and I still haven't gotten it 2.5hrs later

Quote 6822

<FireFennec> Berk: you spent all the 30 points?
<Berk> ya
<FireFennec> DCC it to me, or send it to my gmail
<FireFennec> Okay, for future reference, rename your sheet before you DCC it
<FireFennec> I don't need five dozen "paranoiapcsheet.rtf"
<Berk> point
<Corran> do you want me to send you mine?
<FireFennec> yeah
<FireFennec> that'd be a plus
<FireFennec> Berk: could you DCC it again? =b
<FireFennec> It seems to have not-overwritten my blank sheet.
<Berk> actually I can't, I forgot to give myself a name

Quote 6823

<Corran> fennec, sending it.
<FireFennec> stalled.
<Corran> what did?
<FireFennec> the DCC
<Corran> how do we start it?
<alcar[nano]> ...

Quote 6824

<FireFennec> "Corran-R-SAN, to briefing room [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] within 9d."
<FireFennec> "I assume that's you?"
<Corran-R-SAN> "Yes it is. What does that mean?"
<FireFennec> "It means you are due in briefing room [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] within 9d. You'd better get going."

Quote 6825

<Chaos`^> ahhh
<Chaos`^> 3 games in a week is kind of alot, not that I can't do it, I just can't commit to it
<Chaos`^> like 2 games and MAYBE an extra, but only maybe
<alcar[nano]> Try GMing 3 :p
<alcar[nano]> Know the feeling :p
<Chaos`^> so I'll tell you... Yes for now, but check with me 5 minutes before the game and i'll give you a for sure answer =p
<Chaos`^> if I don't show up then it's a no ;)

Quote 6826

<Chaos`^> we need to put mitch in front of reporters more often
<Chaos`^> i'm reading up and he is everything I whish I could do infront of some of thes epeople
<alcar[nano]> which people?
<Chaos`^> reporters

Quote 6827

* alcar just had visions of a psychotic Toon character with nukes. Characters in Toon can't die. Characters in most other games can. Especially from nukes.
<alcar> "ACME THIS YOU SCUM!"
<Corran> lol.
<alcar> gritty, angsty cartoon :p
<alcar> like the 90s superheroes.

Quote 6828

* The_Computer sets FirestormZero on fire.
<The_Computer> Wait, wrong nick. I .... execute you for thinking about committing treasonous acts!
* WarezBert eats FirestormZero... mmmm.... crispy and treasonalicious
<The_Computer> It's the Ma-R-THA treason handbook, for all cooking occasions.

Quote 6829

<Chaos`^> letting the reader assume what's the worst thing that could happen to him, could be far more effective than comming up with something yourself
<Chaos`^> because you don't know what every reader's fears will be
<sparkie> it should be me.

Quote 6830

* alcar[nano] wold like to, someday, rnu a game along that lones with differing power levels among pcs. Would require players willing to do that tho :p
<alcar[nano]> and would be best if the pcs played a family :)
<Baliadoc> didn't you talk about doing that at one point?
<alcar[nano]> Yeah.
<alcar[nano]> never did tho :)
<Baliadoc> well... someday
* alcar[nano] nods. I think it would be cool.
<alcar[nano]> would require 2-3 sesssions spent just making PCs I suspect.
<Baliadoc> more than likely.
<alcar[nano]> it *would* be cool tho. All the usual improbabilities of why the pcs get together etc. can be ignored, as can getting them together for a first session and the like.
<alcar[nano]> and rping family dynamics can't be anything BUT fun :p
<alcar[nano]> unless players really and truly sucked.
<alcar[nano]> or only just played D&D
<alcar[nano]> But I repeat myself :p

Quote 6831

<Fennec> please, fellows, all roll against your skill with lasers. :)
* you-R-DED ducks "STOP SHOOTING ME!"
<you-R-DED> I don't have a skill with lasers! OMG I'M DEAD!

Quote 6832

<Fennec> A loud, siren-type alarm begins to sound.
<Luna-R-ANN-1> I push the Jackobot out of the control room.
<Luna-R-ANN-1> I then check to see what this alarm's all about.
<Spa-R-KIE> "Friend Computer, we seem to have a small weapons malfunction but evertything is fine now!"
<Fennec> The jackobot slides out of the control room.

Quote 6833

<you-R-DED> "WHo let the scrubot in!?"
* you-R-DED pulls himself up
<Luna-R-ANN-1> "You did, Citizen You. You were supposed to guard the door."
* you-R-DED leans against a wall
<Spa-R-KIE> "Citizen Luna-R is looking into it! The Computer will of course note your valiant effort to contain the Jackbot at debriefing."
<Fennec> The scrubot begins to clean up various debris from where the jackobot fell, including some switches from the switchboard.
<Luna-R-ANN-1> "Friend Scrubot! Leave the switches behind!"
<Fennec> (( currently dislodged ))
<you-R-DED> "You were in charge of the door, you took on that duty by placing the reinforced chair, and you failed by opening the door for the jackbot! Traitor!"
* you-R-DED shoots Luna
<Spa-R-KIE> "Unfortunately for you, Luna-R accidentally struck you with a stray shot, but everything is fine now. See? She's looking into the disturbance."

Quote 6834

* Fennec tried afflicting someone in the first attempted campaign with a series of too-tight uniforms...
<Fennec> nothing came of it though
<Chaos`^> hmm
<Chaos`^> there should be a game revolving around women in tight uniforms and microskirts
* alcar has visions of shooting troubleshooters in too-tight uniforms for having erections. "Mutation!"

Quote 6835

<Alicia> My problem with high level D&D roughly translates as...
<Alicia> Fighters Suck
<Alicia> Really, what's the POINT of a level 20 fighter or rogue?
<Alicia> I know you can kill things, but...
<Alicia> I prefer characters who can do more
<alcar[nano]> It's D&D. Killing things is the point :p

Quote 6836

<alcar[nano]> Jesus: "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" God: "Apolonius had more exp and was a higher level avatar than you. Sorry."

Quote 6837

<aslhk> I am getting tired of playing brutish people
<alcar> a brutish ARTIST!
<aslhk> lol!
<alcar> A troll landscape artist who makes abstracts art out of other people.
<aslhk> lol!
<aslhk> combination of concepts is funny =P
<alcar> "Isn't it *sniff* a thing of beatuy?"

Quote 6838

<aslhk> I wanted to play a vegetarian in d&d before =P
<aslhk> like peta-style
<alcar> rofl!
<alcar> that'd rock, too.
<alcar> "I'd have been here earlier but the guard are after me. Something aboutr slaughtering twenty fox hunters with a repeating crossbow." "but .. you DID do that." "Oh, right."
<aslhk> lol
<aslhk> "So what? They were going to shoot the foxes!"
<alcar> yep :p
<alcar> barge in on the king's venison dinner with the body of his son "COOK AND EAT THIS YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS!"

Quote 6839

<alcar> PETA D&D PC .. goes animism :p
<alcar> "You! You tripped over that rock. Did you apologize?! Did you?!"
<aslhk> lol!
<aslhk> YES!
<aslhk> I should play an animist =P
<alcar> Animist cleric saving the souls of blades of grass....

Quote 6840

<Marc> i think someones lost the dog again, brb
<Marc> he had stuffed himself under my bed
<Marc> theres a 3 inch gap...
<Marc> bloody rat dogs
<Marc> last time he escaped my brother walked around the place asking random people if they had seen a small brown dog, it played out like an RPG
<Marc> one random guy said "you might want to try the vet, people are always bringing lost animals there"
<Marc> so he goes to the vet, and the dog is there :P
<Marc> randomly biting people
<Marc> even my brother......... but then after a while he realised it wasent just another random NPC, and was nice toward him :P

Quote 6841

<Fennec> any chances of a game tonight?
<alcar> Nope., gots the work tonight, tomorrow, sunday, and no clue for next week at all :)
<Fennec> Tuesday! next weeek! you insensitive clod! =b =)
<alcar> Yes! Will be one then unless they have me work :p
* Fennec coughs.
<Fennec> I swear, sir, if the games here weren't so darned good, I'd take my business elsewhere! :)

Quote 6842

<GeminiRai> ok, I get teh high int, dex, con, and chr
<alcar> But strengh is the most important stat!
<alcar> Wait, wrong game.
<alcar> :p

Quote 6843

<Mitch`> ((Oh, right! We were going covert and checking for traps.
* Mitch` looks for :D :D :D ventillation ducts! This is, after all, 4color. That kind of thing works! Right? :>
<AlcarGM> lol. But of course!
<AlcarGM> You spot the ducts. They're rather large, made especially for aliens who need to drop down on people.
<Mitch`> "Excellent. You aren't too heavy, are you?"
<AlcarGM> Dexter looks at you oddly. <<No.>
* Mitch` whispers and gestures for the ducts, proceeding in a stealthly manner! Looking out for people, too. "Oh.. by the by .. don't go poking around, you know, with your brain and all. Someone might notice."
<AlcarGM> (( ( Dexter: <I don't eat. It helps the angst> ))

Quote 6844

<AlcarGM> ONe of the dog faces looks aroud, sniffing the air. "Boss? Thought I smelled. something ..." He sniffs his armpits. "Oh. never mind."
<Victor> [hmm... wonder if they can still lick their own crotches?]
<AlcarGM> The dog faces get on after the rest of you do and the elevator goes down for a good 10 seconds or so.
<AlcarGM> (( it's four coour. No one has crotches ))
<Victor> [wait... then they wouldnt be very good henchmen...]

Quote 6845

* Johnny turns and faces the door
<AlcarGM> Spike frowns at that. "Your friends survived then?"
<Johnny> "Hopefully."
<AlcarGM> Darren looks at the shaft. "So .... if it's brute.... "
<Johnny> "They're very resourceful."
<Manus> "We don't even know if they were upstairs."
<Johnny> "If its brute, could you do me a favor, Manus? Could you beat him with me?"
<Johnny> "I just wouldn't hold back is all."

Quote 6846

<Linda`^> i guess i'm stuck with you
<Linda`^> everyone else is ignoring me
<Linda`^> ...
<AlcarGM> sorry, kinda busy ;P
<Linda`^> you mean with the game? the one i'm supposed to be in right now? Nooo!!
<AlcarGM> with the players who are with the the actual group, yes ;P

Quote 6847

<AlcarGM> Dexter: <I don't think Spike is in this base. I'm not sure. A lot of the places of it below us are hard to sense. I think they keep things down there.>
* Victor shrugs
<Victor> "so. do we leave or loot?"
* Victor smiles to show he's kidding
<Johnny> "Well, I dunno."
* Mitch` looks around.
* AlcarGM busts out the treasure tables and rolls d20s.
<Johnny> "We saved spike, thats for sure, maybe he'll consider that in the future."
<Mitch`> "Whatever we're going to do, we should hurry up and do it. Before cops get here and blame us for the explosion."
* Victor replaces the d20s with 20s
<Victor> [20$ bills. in my experience, when rolling treasure, bribery works. :p]

Quote 6848

* Mitch` looks around for interesting stuff before heading back for the cable..
* Johnny looks around in the animal room :P
* Victor makes sure the animals have some water at the very least
<AlcarGM> mitch sees a lot of things in cages that will probably give him very interesting dreams for the next few nights.
<AlcarGM> (( hopefully not wet dreams. Wait. Four colour :p ))
<Mitch`> ((Do they look edible?))

Quote 6849

* Mitch` pauses a moment, looking at the cages.
* Johnny wants a pet, a very unnusual one, maybe if I can take something out of her that is small, and looks like it could be cared for by him
<Mitch`> "They look rather miserable.."
<Johnny> (plus, its better than being down here :P)
* Johnny looks for something tropical :P)
* Mitch` idly grabs a pistol out of his pocket, "Are we supposed to just leave them here to suffer?"
<AlcarGM> Johnny - you find one small creature... it looks like someone tried to cross a rabbit with a parrot and got sometjhing with ears that foncution as wings, bright red, and rabbit feet. With fur.
<Johnny> "Well, we're totally not shooting them!

Quote 6850

<Johnny> "Hey dex, tell this thing I'm friendly."
<Mitch`> "You're going to take care of them all? Like Linda did with the brain-eater?"
* Johnny points
<AlcarGM> Dexter nods. <Okay.>
<Johnny> "I feel bad for them."
<AlcarGM> The rabbit-parrot purrns.
* Mitch` cocks the gun, "So do I."
<Johnny> "Besides, I always wanted a bunny parrot

Quote 6851

<Mitch`> "And besides! We already have a pet brain eater!"
<Mitch`> "We're heroes, not zookeepers!"
<Johnny> "he's not a pet."
<Johnny> "The brain eater."

Quote 6852

<Mitch`> "Wait. Are we stealing?"
<AlcarGM> Mitch finds what looks to be a really furry puppy dog .. with 2 heads, 2 tails, and 6 legs :p
<Johnny> "Maybe."
* Mitch` looks around at everyone and their pets. And decides against even handling one. ;p Though he does tap on the cage of the puppy dog, idly.
<Johnny> "not really caring right now, though."
<AlcarGM> Who wants a half monkey half pony? :)
* Mitch` just STARES at Johnny.
<Johnny> "What?"
<Johnny> "Spike sucks."
<Mitch`> "Nothing. Just admiring the kind of hero you're becoming."
<Mitch`> "Have you ever lost a fight before?"
<Johnny> "I'm staring to think its not all I thought it would be."
<Johnny> "Don't give me that devils advocate crap right now."
<Mitch`> "Hmm. Superior Man would've said something like that, too."

Quote 6853

* Mitch` looks around, "Magi, can you find a person that teleports?"
<AlcarGM> Magi: "If we have something of the teleporters, yes."
<Mitch`> "Would an arm suffice?"
* Mitch` goes to the fridge and looks for it! :P
* Linda`^ follows mitch and watches him oddly
<AlcarGM> Mitch finds the arm is gone because the Byakhee was hungry.
<AlcarGM> j/k
<Mitch`> "I remember putting it in foil and putting it next to some leftovers. I think. It might've been a dream."
<Linda`^> "Oh my god... I think i'm going to be sick... I eat things from that fridge... Don't you have a specimine fridge or something!?"
* Mitch` digs around, helping himself to a soda while he's at it. :P
<Mitch`> "This IS my specimen fridge."
<Linda`^> (( Is that what that was? I thought it was finger food ))

Quote 6854

<Johnny> "You took some girls arm!?"
<Mitch`> "She left it."
* Johnny blinks
<Mitch`> "She didn't teleport completely."
<Johnny> "A prosthetic?"
<Linda`^> "Get a new one... I don't want to eat out of that fridge if there's an ARM IN IT!"

Quote 6855

<Linda`^> "IT'S A DEAD ARM! that's like half a dead body... WHat if it became zombified and started contaminating our food!?"
<Mitch`> "Linda. Two words."
<Mitch`> "Tin. Foil."
<Linda`^> "TIN FOIL DOESN'T STOP ZOMBIES!"
<Johnny> "Should have used ziplock, dude."
<Mitch`> "It stops brain control, it'll stop zombification."
<Johnny> "No other brand has the green seal!"

Quote 6856

<Linda`^> "Tinfoil doesn't stop brain control!"
* Mitch` looks to Linda, "Oh yes it does."
<Linda`^> "No it doesn't! Put on a tinfoil hat and see if dex can read your mind!"
<Mitch`> "Fine."
* Mitch` grabs some foil and makes himself a samurai shaped tinfoil hat. :P

Quote 6857

<Johnny> "Well, you see, if you put something really smelly in the fridge, unprotected, it flavors all the rest of the food, its because frost free refrigerators draw out moisture from food."
<Johnny> "I don't want to be eating leftovers, arm flavored leftovers, that is."
<Mitch`> "Good thing I coated it in honey, then, to preserve it."
<Mitch`> "I think. That may have been part of the dream. In fact ..."
* Mitch` doesn't mention much else about the matter!
* Johnny opens his mouth, but it seems he can't say anything else :P
<Linda`^> "YOU COATED THE ARM WITH HONEY!? that's like... super zomie enhancer stuff!"

Quote 6858

<Victor> "oh, and since i never see you anywhere but in disasters or police stations, wanna go play some video games or something sometime?"
<AlcarGM> He frowns. "Video games?"
* Victor shrugs
<Victor> "what do you do for entertainment?"
<AlcarGM> Reed: "Build things."
<Victor> "well thats... goood....."

Quote 6859

* Linda`^ grabs the arm and wraps it up well and grabs a marker and marks it "ARM DO NOT EAT"
<AlcarGM> Dexter doesn't look over. <You might want to add the arm isn't a weapon. Just in case Reed arrives.>
* Linda`^ adds "NOT A WEAPON"
* Mitch` suddenly gets an evil idea. And makes a note to take the arm down to Creason's house, later..... ;p

Quote 6860

* Mitch` whispers to Dexter, "I'll give you to make Linda get a haircut. A mullet."
* Linda`^ steps out of the office "You say something mitch?"
<AlcarGM> Dexter ignores Mitch, and Linda :P
<Mitch`> ((aww :P))
<Mitch`> "Maybe."
* Linda`^ goes to the table and finishes her drink "Was it directed toward me?"
<Mitch`> "What if it was?"
<Linda`^> "Then you'd have to repeat it because I didn't hear you."
<Mitch`> "I'd HAVE to?"
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <He was wondering what kind of flowers you like on a date.>
* Linda`^ nods "Yes, unless you changed your mind and didn't want me to hear it."
* Mitch` glares at Dexter with any and all telepathic malice he can muster! :P
<Linda`^> "oh how sweet... I like roses, lots of roses... Oh! but there's this blue flower I like that I saw the other day that--He didn't really say that did he?"
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <He just doesn't like me telling you about it.>
* Mitch` GLAAAAARES
<Linda`^> "Oh how sweeet!"
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Why do you think he's always fighting with you? It how he expresses his true feelings.>
<Linda`^> "I would accept him more if he got a full haircut, not that half hair thing he has."
<Johnny> "Mullet."
* Mitch` can be heard gritting his teeth with anger! >:E
* Johnny turns away
* Johnny is shaking!

Quote 6861

<Victor> "how about the dumbed down robots?"
<AlcarGM> Reed: "That is easy eno8ugh, except getting them to work without making them sti;ll susceitpile to ...:" he frowns and finds some paper, and begins skwtching something.
* Victor gets a post it, and writes "when you figure out the robots, tell magi before you bring the demonstration unit by, then pulls it off the pad and presses it softly to the side of reed's head before setting off to base"
<Victor> when i get there let me know :p

Quote 6862

<Mitch`> "You rubbed me?"
* Linda`^ nods
* Mitch` shivers.
<Johnny> (you know, charcoal and paper :P)
<Linda`^> "Everyone but you saw it."
<Victor> "too bad Mitch`, because that was probably the one and only time she'll jump on you like that..."
<Mitch`> "She jumped on me, too?!"
* Mitch` looks unhappy. :P
* Linda`^ shrugs to mitch
<Mitch`> "Linda, don't ever touch me like that ever again."
<Linda`^> "Is it another woman? I'll understand if it's another woman."
* Mitch` opens his mouth to say something, but bites his lip.
<Mitch`> "Now isn't the time to talk about it."
* Linda`^ gasps "Another man maybe?"
<Victor> "that would be more believable"
* Victor snickers
<Mitch`> "That's low. I'd stop while you're ahead."
* Linda`^ shrugs "We'll talk later, then."
<Mitch`> "No, we won't."

Quote 6863

* Mitch` waits until Linda leaves, "Victor, I am very much involved with a woman, for your information."
* Victor raises an eyebrow
<Mitch`> "I'd appreciate if you didn't encourage Linda."
<Victor> "living?"
* Victor snickers
<Mitch`> "Dude."
* Mitch` sighs.
<Victor> "i'm sorry dude, but i never encouraged anything"
<Mitch`> "You won't tell ANYONE this, got it?"
* Victor nods and smiles
<Victor> "what if Dexter finds out?"
<Mitch`> "Don't worry about Dexter."
<AlcarGM> (( Dexter already knows :p ))
<Mitch`> (( Thank you, Mr. Greek Chorus. :P ))
* Mitch` looks right..
* Victor watches Mitch shake like an epileptic ;p
<Mitch`> "Magi, turn yourself off for a second!
<AlcarGM> Magi: "Done."
<AlcarGM> Magi: "One second up."
<AlcarGM> Magi: "acknowledged."

Quote 6864

<Victor> "magi, please ignore our conversation until i say Heironyous again"
<AlcarGM> Magi: "acknowledged."
<AlcarGM> magi decides not to poiint out that if he's ignoring it, he won't hear the word, and chalks it up to another example of human amusement to tell other AIs about.
<Victor> actually alcar
<Victor> remember that a computer can set up a pattern recognition program
<Mitch`> ((yeah, yeah. This is 4color. We don't worry about such things ))
<Mitch`> (( :P ))

Quote 6865

<Mitch`> "Anyway."
<Mitch`> "The girl I'm with right now..."
* Mitch` looks left and right again..
<Mitch`> "Is Linda's mom."
<Mitch`> "Which is why I'm not going to bring up these kinds of things to Linda. You understand, yes?"
<Victor> "ok, well... you really should tell her at some point, before she finds out on her own"
<Mitch`> "She'll find out, eventually."
<Victor> "because you probably could ruin her and her mom's relationship a bit"
* Mitch` pictures in his mind a wedding. :P

Quote 6866

<Tass> for alcar's quick, free for all universe, I'm making a HOL character! :D
<alcar> oh? :p
<Tass> Yes!
<Tass> the bionic grapefruit
<Tass> with his quizinart of DOOM!
<Tass> or however its spelled
<Tass> or maybe penultiHobo
<Tass> no can match his scrounging abilities!
<alcar> penultiHobo? lol
<Tass> yeah
<Tass> his secret power is he gives really awkward hugs

Quote 6867

<StarBlue> one of my party meembers: "I know of dragons with feet like rabbits ... tis true, i swear!"
<alcar> lucky dragons feet. Probably hard to carry around, though...
<alcar> build your home inside one.
<alcar> actually, a home made from the corpse of a dragon would be intersting....
<Stormdancer> Alcar - smelly, I would think.

Quote 6868

<AlcarGM> It's currently Friday moning, and 6 am. Dawn has come and gone and the city is waking up as oyu arrive at the warehouse serving as the Wereworld set. A few black limos containing vampires and other creatures of the night * from the night shift are leaving in a stately procession much like hearses.
<AlcarGM> * Not including Michael Jackson. Really.

Quote 6869

<AlcarGM> Andre, ze Director/auteur/whatever, is up and about. Perhaps he never sleeps. Or maybe his fat is from subsisting on the hearts of young upo and coming actresses. Nah. Probably not.
<AlcarGM> Andre spots both of you. "Capital! Capital! After last morning, the sub-director doing your scene with the undead had problems. I believe the cameramen all quit." He trils a shill laugh. "As if it was real zombies, and not extras. People are so silly, but I think they just get infected by the operatic hollywood mentality."
* Brisby scribbles down "operatic hollywood mentality"
<AlcarGM> THe director frowns at Mrs. Brisby, mildly put off. Then again, anyone in holllywood learns to fear people writing things down in notebooks. "What are you doing, my dear?"

Quote 6870

<AlcarGM> The director looks rather relieved. "I see. Well. Todays scene for you is ... hrm...." He frowns. "i had it somewhere..... oh yes! Be yourselves. Be peole conscripted into a movie who are not actors and act as horribly as possible. Overact! Emote! It's a family scene. You -" he points a stubby finger at Brisby "are pregnant, you have to tell ...." He frowns at Arkane. "your husband, here, about it. But he is not the father of the child. I have no idea who is. Possibly a space alien. Are you ready?"
<Brisby> (ecstatic) "No!"
<AlcarGM> (( the GM notes that going from wirting to running a game tends to lead to verbosity..... ))
<ArkaneSalvos> "...I was going to say, I'm ready if she is."
<AlcarGM> Andre: "PERFECT!"

Quote 6871

<Brisby> incidentally, if this scene somehow causes Brisby to become in any way pregnant... or, for that matter, anyone ELSE... =b
<AlcarGM> why wopuld it do that?! :p
<Brisby> because you're evil? :)
<Brisby> I suppose I *shouldn't* be giving you ideas =0

Quote 6872

<ArkaneSalvos> "She's my 'wife' and telling me she's pregnant. I'm not the father."
<Brisby> "What he said."
<AlcarGM> Mary Kelley frowns, thennods. "How... pedestrian." She studies Brisby thboughtfully. "Are you pregnant, dear? it would be much more effecive if you were."
<Brisby> "Uhh... no?"
<AlcarGM> She frowns. "We could magick it, I suppose. It mostly goes away."
* ArkaneSalvos quirks a brow. "'Mostly'?"
<AlcarGM> Mary Kelly: "Magic isn't exactly reliable." She flexes her fingers and regards Mrs. Brisby thoughtfiully.
<Brisby> (( "Why not have him do it?" <points to ArkaneSalvos> ))
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (Ahh...I'll pass, thanks. :P)

Quote 6873

<ArkaneSalvos> "WHO?! WHO DID YOU SLEEP WITH, YOU STREETGIRL?!"
<AlcarGM> Mary Kely returns, studies the destroyed camera., and sits back down.
* Tracey`^ crashes through the door
* Tracey`^ looks brisby over "Honey! I heard you crying!"
* ArkaneSalvos turns and glares at Tracey. "IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?!"
* Tracey`^ looks at the man and smiles "Who is this hotty?"
<Brisby> <sobbing> "Please... no!!! Not now!!!"
* ArkaneSalvos takes a deep breath. "She is--was--hell...She's my wife, as of about 18 days ago, and I found out she'd been sleeping with another man three months ago, when we'd beeen engaged for a month or two."
<AlcarGM> (( "a month or two?" "I've been drinking. I can't remember!" ))
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (lol)
<Brisby> "IT WASN'T LIKE THAT!"

Quote 6874

* Tracey`^ stands and walks over to arkane and touches his lips softly with a bright smile
<Tracey`^> "Let's make love first, then we can talk."
<ArkaneSalvos> "Right here?"
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (Oh, my...)
<Tracey`^> "MM... Yes!"
* Tracey`^ pulls herself onto him and begins to rub around
<Tracey`^> (( You'll have to excuse tracey, she has a mind of her own ))
<ArkaneSalvos> "Shouldn't we move to a loveseat first...?" he asks, mmmmmmmming as you rub him.
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (Oh, I am. :) )
* Tracey`^ pushes Arkane onto the floor "What's wrong with this?"
* Brisby sighs and collapses into unconciousness, or a fairly good imitation thereof.
<Tracey`^> (( Alcar is gunna fall over when he reads this ))

Quote 6875

* Tracey`^ jumps on Arkane and smears his face with lipstick
<ArkaneSalvos> "...Point..." He moves a paw to a breast, and squeezes it gently.
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (Hehehe...)
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (...I've been furry far too long for my own good.)
<Tracey`^> (( Far... Far too long ))
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (Sod you. :P)

Quote 6876

<AlcarGM> (( .... ))
<Tracey`^> (( I'm trying to delay for the gm... ))
<Brisby> 01:20 <@Tracey`^> (( Alcar is gunna fall over when he reads this ))
* ArkaneSalvos 's face elongates, a muzzle forming as he sprouts fur and his ears move to the top of his head as they become pointy. His shoes fall off as his feet and legs transform into digitigrade fox legs/paws.
<AlcarGM> Mary Kelly stops reading her book at looks up, watching. The remaining cameraman looks rather horrified. And his name should not be changed to Woody.
<Brisby> (( I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! ))
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (*giggles)

Quote 6877

<AlcarGM> Quite a few other sets have gone silent, watching.
<Tracey`^> "Mmm... Nobody's watching... You're into S&M aren't you?"
<ArkaneSalvos> "Not particularly."
* Tracey`^ pulls a whip from underneath the loveseat and cracks it a few times "Are you sure?" Frowning and sounding oh so disapointed
* ArkaneSalvos shudders. "While I can't be truly harmed by non-silver objects, they still hurt like a bitch.
<AlcarGM> (( "And I should know. My mother was one. Wait, wrong species." ))

Quote 6878

* ArkaneSalvos shrugs. "...just not a male. How on earth did she get pregnant, though? Spell?"
<Brisby> (( smell! ))
* Tracey`^ shrugs and cracks the whip at Arkane "Wouldn't you like to know?"
<ArkaneSalvos> "She's my wife. Of course I'd like to know."
<AlcarGM> Andre ze Auteur himself comes over to watch.
* Brisby blinks ostentatiously.
<AlcarGM> mary Kelly goes back to her book :)
<ArkaneSalvos> "Unless you're telling me I have no legal rights because I'm a werefox..."
<Brisby> "Wait, you're a wha?"
<ArkaneSalvos> "Werefox. It runs in the family."
<AlcarGM> The cameraman starts laughing, trying not to.
<Brisby> "You- wha- WELL then!"
<Brisby> "I guess I'm GLAD it's not your baby!"
* Brisby gathers herself up.
* Tracey`^ smiles and helps brisby up
<ArkaneSalvos> "So you admit it..."
<ArkaneSalvos> "...Whore."
<Brisby> "Vulpecular clod."

Quote 6879

<Brisby> this is insane, btw. :)
<Brisby> I hope you've got the quotefile filling fast. :)
<AlcarGM> Oh yeah :p

Quote 6880

* Tracey`^ goes to the coffee shop she left her minion in
<AlcarGM> She is there!
<Tracey`^> ofcourse she is!
* Tracey`^ walks over and sits down sipping her newly bought coffee
<Tracey`^> "I just got the perfect person for your first."
<AlcarGM> She looos at you "Oh?!
* Tracey`^ pulls out a card and hands it to her "Yes and she'll give you money too, she's into the prostitute thing."
<AlcarGM> Kathi takes it hesitantly. "Oh! But what if she is a psycho serial killer, or something?"
* Tracey`^ giggles to herself and rather giddily states that she is such a pimp
<Tracey`^> "Huh? Oh, right... Good point. I guess you should take this with you then." Handing Kathi a 9 tail whip
<AlcarGM> (( LOL ))
<AlcarGM> Kathi looks at the whip, thne at you. "I'M not a serial killer!" (I like bran flakes)
<Tracey`^> "You should probably use it anyway, she needs a little discipline.

Quote 6881

<Brisby> (to ArkaneSalvos) "Have we met? I don't recall your name..."
* ArkaneSalvos swallows. "I don't think so..."
<ArkaneSalvos> "May want to check your notebook in case you forgot."
<ArkaneSalvos> "...cos I could've forgotten, too."
<Brisby> "Mrs. Brisby. Did you tell the directress-lady your name was Saliva-something? Wait, that's not quite right...
* ArkaneSalvos facepaws. "My name's Arkane Salvos, ma'am."
<AlcarGM> The day crowd begins to thin out and the afternoon actors come on, and the GM doesn't want to know what a facepaw is, but a small black censorbeast covers ArkaneSalvos to be on the safe side.
<Brisby> "Ah, Salvos. Salve. Hail to the chief! Arakne... arachne... hail to the spider? oh, nevermind."
<ArkaneSalvos> . o O (A 'facepaw' is similar to a 'facepalm'.)
<AlcarGM> (( it remains anyway :p Becayuse it is a nice, friendly censor beast worth no experience if you kill it ))

Quote 6882

* Tracey`^ grabs the reddest beef on the table and puts it on the plate
<Brisby> Tracey`^: you are overdoing it with the faux vampire deal ;)
<AlcarGM> Psh., Only difference between avampire and demon is the latter hasn't been butchered by anne rice yet :p
<Tracey`^> oh, nono overdoing it would be to suck the blood
<Tracey`^> of one of the crew

Quote 6883

<Tracey`^> you will NOT quit the game on me like that, it's inhumane
<Tracey`^> i still deserve an hour extra!
<Alcar> you got that during last nights session.
<Tracey`^> I mean I had been begging for a week for some extra lolad but noooo we have to wait untill the game day
<Tracey`^> well it's the game day now!
* Alcar points to previous comment.
<Tracey`^> there was no sessio last night
<Tracey`^> you can't tell me i got an hour from last night if there wasn't anything last night!
<Alcar> chaos - that's just a technicality.
<Brisby> yes he can :)

Quote 6884

<aslhk> an easy way to start, GeminiRai, is to come up with a Character Type!
<GeminiRai> a Character Type?!