Quotes 6401 to 6500

Quote 6401

<AlcarGM> 4 men, uniformed, with Big Guns. Not uzis. Something high tech .They round the corner, and point at the three of you. "No one move," one of them barks.
* _Paul_ freezes
<AlcarGM> Darren does the same.
<_Paul_> "Oh my god! Please don't hurt us! We'll never be late again!"
* _Paul_ looks scared

Quote 6402

<_Paul_> (( well, this is working well so far ))
<_Paul_> (( a bunch of guys with huge scary guns are leading us to a pep rally ))
<_Paul_> (( worst day of school ever ))
<Manus> (( Yes! Everything is working out perfectly! ))

Quote 6403

* _Paul_ is going to try to sneak into the crowd and sneak his way up into the rafters using his leet warfare and flight and stuff
<_Paul_> And then sneak up above where the leader dude is stealthy-like
<AlcarGM> lol. Okay. It's close, since the men are good, but it's simply too large a crowd for them to watch. You manage it, rather easily.
<_Paul_> (( man, we need dexter ;P ))
<_Paul_> (( i like how Linda`^ coopted him, potentially sacrificing the life of EVERY STUDENT IN THE SCHOOL ))
<_Paul_> (( ah well, paul has good stuff *prays* ))

Quote 6404

<Linda`^> "Does something happen when the leader gets shot?"

Quote 6405

<AlcarGM> Your intuition twigs you in some to see two more.. except they're in some red armour, modelled like star wars .. coming in the fire door. Their hands are glowing.
<AlcarGM> Dulchamp: "Dear God...."
<AlcarGM> The teachers, tied up rather thoroughly, ttry to get in the way but really can't....
<_Paul_> (( hm, this looks bad ))
<AlcarGM> The main doors burt open as well, but the men outside are met by Darren, who lets loose with a wide-angled blast on them, also taking iut some of the wall and runing the doors in the process :p
* _Paul_ will melt a chunk out of the support beams/stuff overhead so it drops on the guys in armor
<_Paul_> (( hopefully it's good armor! ))
<_Paul_> (( heheh ))
<_Paul_> (( but that is pretty four color, so i feel safe ;P ))
<_Paul_> (( this whole 'not killing people' thing sucks ))

Quote 6406

<AlcarGM> Darren blasts some who withstood the first, easily, and looks down. The student body is staring.. one student on fire a little, whom they could have sworn was shot many times, and another glowing blue.
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Uh...... hi? .... we're just .. helping...." he trails off under the stares, getting stage fright :p
<_Paul_> "Is everyone ok?"

Quote 6407

<_Paul_> <You guys wanna go get something to eat? I'm starving, and the lunch guy tried to kill me before i could eat my soup.>

Quote 6408

<_Paul_> "Do you drive?"
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Uh, no. But I think I could go up....I felt somrthing, in there.... this is gonna look stupid..." He frowns. "Energy... low.. think . .erm.. happy..." and go upwards, rather quickly, into the sky and trailing blue light and an "oohhh shiiiii..."
* _Paul_ follows, just in case he needs some help or something
<_Paul_> (( paul has pretty much resigned himself to going with the flow, since everything is so weird here ))
<_Paul_> (( lol ))
<AlcarGM> He does manage to stop above the clouds, as least.
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Oh, wow. Err. This is weird. at least I manage straight lines... or something...." *looks down* "I can't believe I'm doing this. This is just ... cool. uh. How the hell do you find out where to go from up here? "
<_Paul_> (( second star to the right... ))

Quote 6409

<_Paul_> "Let's go to the mall, I wanna try the cajun place."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Right. Uh. It's cold, too." *goes down* "Okay...." You manage to make the mall, with a lot of directing, and backtracking, but you do make it and arrive safely. Well,e xcepting for when Darren sort of hits the ground, but you're good for lots of bruising and swelling.
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Okay, so I don't have landing down. I can't believe I flew. Like, in the air...."
<AlcarGM> he grins. "Do you .. do it all the time? I mean, it's like ... flying. Well, it is flying. I mean...... Oh, hell, I don't know what I mean."

Quote 6410

<AlcarGM> The receptionist goes back to work, berating herself for not asking you out, but you're here to visit a patient, she reminds herself. .oO(but he looked so hot)
<_Paul_> (( lol ))
<_Paul_> (( l.o.l. ))
<_Paul_> (( yeah, but i hear he's a bit of a flamer, if you know what I mean ))
<AlcarGM> (( *chuckles* ))
<_Paul_> (( ;P ))
<_Paul_> (( and the punnishment continues ))

Quote 6411

<AlcarGM> Dexter doesn't react for a good 3 minutes, then notices you, with <?? Oh. Was away. She's sleeping.>
<_Paul_> <Away where?>
* _Paul_ realizes that he's starting communicating psychically automatically, and finds that a bit odd
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <*an image, of .. lights. Pale, different colours. A field, a sky of them, like stars, all around you, each a note of a song, or voice...* Browsing. Lots of strange minds here.>
<_Paul_> <Sounds interesting! That's some power you've got.>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <*Shrug* it's me.>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <And not intersting. You know the most common thing, the most common emotion in your head, in anyone's head?>
<_Paul_> <What's that?>
<AlcarGM> Dexte: <Guilt.>
<_Paul_> (( *feels guilty for not guessing that* ))

Quote 6412

<_Paul_> <Why is that, do you think?
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Because we all do things we hate, we regret, we don't like. We all suck, and we try and hide it and mostly we forget it. But it's all there. Festering, like a boil. Under everything. All the things we never did, all the things we should have been. It's the first thing in any mind, once I get below the surface and secrets.>
<AlcarGM> (( yay for goth! :p ))
<_Paul_> <What about me?>
<_Paul_> (( bwahahah ))
<_Paul_> (( paul is so going to fuck with his gothness ))
<_Paul_> (( first the death thing ))
<_Paul_> (( now the guilt thing ))
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <You have holes. Where you died. Parts -> you feel him shy away from something <harder to read.>
<_Paul_> <Guilty holes?>
<_Paul_> (( wow, that sounded a lot less dirty when i thought it ))

Quote 6413

<_Paul_> <So what do you do for fun? *curious*>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Fun?> ((Is fun allowed? I'm goth!)) <Float in minds. Listen.>
<AlcarGM> Dexter; <Like ... bath water. But thoughts. Drifting.>
<_Paul_> <Sort of like surfing, only through minds instead of water?>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <*nods* No words. Words.... just move air. They don't get the real. Do you scare yourself, with what you do?> abruptly.
<_Paul_> <Not really. It's like anything, I mean, I'm sure people are really scared the first time they go skydiving or bungee jumping or whatever, but if you do it every day, you get used to it, and it just becomes normal. I was five the first time I died, I didn't know it wasn't normal for a long time.>

Quote 6414

<_Paul_> <I guess fun is more a state of mind than anything you do, you know?>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <like goth.>
<AlcarGM> (( :p ))
<_Paul_> <Right, I guess.>

Quote 6415

<AlcarGM> Nell drinks more of the coffee and grins. "So am I. I guess we're better than we thought. Which is good. You okay?"
<_Paul_> "Yeah, I'm fine. Seems like Dexter ended up the worst off of all of us."
<AlcarGM> Nell: "He did?"
<_Paul_> *shrugs* "He's the only one who seems like he's still suffering anything."
<AlcarGM> Nell grins. "Maybe it's just angst. And depression. And his fashion sense."
<_Paul_> "Yeah, well, we're all the same in that we're all different in our own way, I guess. Or something."

Quote 6416

<_Paul_> "Actually, I like Dexter, he seems like he's a really good guy at heart."
<_Paul_> "Sure he's got some problems, but who doesn't?"
<_Paul_> "Like me... I just ate, and I'm already hungry again."
<AlcarGM> Nell: "he doens't talk. and he spent last night in my dreams. THAT was weird." She shrugs. "Go eat. I'm fine, thanks to you. And thanks for the visit."
<AlcarGM> (( Paul then morphs into his Tarrasque form and..... ))

Quote 6417

<alcar> nonsense! The PCs will survive seening the Elder Gods. They're all normal, well adjusted inviduals.
<MisterInfernalCheese> paul is the most normal, well-adjusted one of the lot
<MisterInfernalCheese> and he grew up in the ghetto, and has died and come back from the dead like 20 times
<alcar> lol. Which is sooo well adjusted :P
<MisterInfernalCheese> lol
<MisterInfernalCheese> yeah
<MisterInfernalCheese> well, he mostly thinks of himself as a normal guy
<MisterInfernalCheese> if you think of yourself as a freak, you will be
<MisterInfernalCheese> ;)
<alcar> Denial, the most important superpower :p

Quote 6418

<aslhk> hm!
<aslhk> I don't like not-memorable as four color =P
<aslhk> that is more UA
<aslhk> not four colour1
<aslhk> victims are memorable!
<aslhk> er
<aslhk> =P
<aslhk> villains!
<alcar> lol

Quote 6419

<Chaos`^> i need to start playing male characters more often though
<Chaos`^> i'm right in the middle of the living room where everyone can see me typing
<Chaos`^> and if they keep seeing me using girl nicks they'll think something's up
<alcar> lol!
<Chaos`^> i already think they think that
<Chaos`^> i'm affraid to play linda and sara now =(
<Chaos`^> infact i'm not in a game currently that I play a male anymore
* alcar chuckles.
<Chaos`^> you should bring back lolad 1 so.... i can play cecil again ;D

Quote 6420

<AlcarGM> Dexter needs piercings. That's what he needs....
* AlcarGM forgot about those.
<Mitch`> :>
<Mitch`> that can be arranged
* Mitch` equips ninja sword. >:D
<AlcarGM> lol

Quote 6421

* Linda`^ looks the leather over, and finds a long sleeved short cut vest with matching skin tight pants "These are nice."
* Mitch` looks to the mother.. :s
<AlcarGM> Tina raises an eyebrow and looks at Linda. "Please tell me you're joking."
* Mitch` takes a metaphorically symbollic step back from the ensuing dialog.. casting an eye to the men's fitting rooms, briefly.
* Linda`^ doesn't look like she's joking "Why? It looks nice, besides yo... I know alot of people who wear this stuff.."
<AlcarGM> Tina: "Leather? Maybe if you;'re a cow, or into the whole goth look, or are a couch..."
* Mitch` speaks up! "We have synthetics, if you're against leather leather." And points to a rack of pleather purses and such. :>
<Linda`^> "Fine, what would YOU like to see me in?"
* Mitch` thinks and says crisply, "My bed."
<Mitch`> ((omg j/k))
<Mitch`> ((:D))

Quote 6422

<Mitch`> ((:D We are Sears.))
<Mitch`> ((The next supervillain of the future is going to own a mall, you know?))
<Mitch`> ((And use it to brainwash the customers, slowly and legally ;p))

Quote 6423

<Mitch`> "It is never too late .. for justice."

Quote 6424

<AlcarGM> Tina cools the lava coming towards her by moving at superspeed, and notices.. "Linda! Get AWAY from here!"
<Mitch`> ".. You haven't told her, have you?"
<AlcarGM> You manage to get the last of the people running away, and hopefully safe.
* Linda`^ looks at Tina and smiles and waves "Hi Mom! GOOD WORK!"
<AlcarGM> LOL!
* Linda`^ looks at mitch and shakes her head "And I don't plan on telling her."

Quote 6425

<AlcarGM> Tina: "GET AWAY FROM HERE, YOU KIDS!"
<Linda`^> "Disapear, guys..."
* Mitch` calls out to Tina, "Relax Ma'am. I'm with Sears. The Hero Department."

Quote 6426

<AlcarGM> Magma Lord: "YOU WILL NOT STOP ME! FIRST, THIS PITIFUL STREET - THEN THIS ZIP CODE WILL FALL BEFORE ME!"
<AlcarGM> Magma Lord: "AND THE ONE BESIDE IT, FOR THE ODD NUMBERMED HOUSES!"

Quote 6427

<AlcarGM> A wind funnel brings *more* acid and Magma Lord screams as the AC hits as well, then literally melts into the ground with a despairing wail of "NOOO! MY PLAN! MY PLANNN! NO COOKIES FOR YOU!"
<Mitch`> ".... Cookies?"
* Mitch` shrugs and turns off the pump, checking to see how many gallons he ended up using..
<AlcarGM> lots :p
<Mitch`> ;p
* Mitch` is glad he doesn't have to.. pay..for... it..
* Mitch` looks around to see if the attendant is looking at the pump. Then will hit it to make it reset. :P

Quote 6428

<AlcarGM> The press arrives a good 10 minutes later, via news van.
* Mitch` waves politely. And decides he is going to have fun with the press. >:D
<AlcarGM> A young cub reporter reaches you first, looking eager. "James Olson! Do you have anything to say to the press about what happened here, Mr .. uh .. who are you?"
<Mitch`> "My name isn't James!"
* Mitch` tears his nametag off before it gets filmed. :P

Quote 6429

<AlcarGM> James Olson: "Ah .... what happened here?"
<Mitch`> "The name's James Olson. You JUST addressed me... you don't remember my name after one sentence?! Some kind of reporter you are!!"
<Mitch`> "Well, this is a gas station!"
* Mitch` gestures around him
<Mitch`> "And that, sir, is a Lava Monster."
* Mitch` makes monster noises, impersonating the Lava Monster.
<Mitch`> "Its last words were..."
* Mitch` grabs the microphone and starts gnawing on it, growling, "NOO COOKIES FOR YOUUUU!"
* Mitch` stands up proper now, as if he just didn't gnaw the microphone.
<Mitch`> "Some heroes came. I'm just on my Meal break.. I do work for Sears, you know."
<AlcarGM> James Olson: ".... Oh! Ah. What one? The Lava People? The Magmoids? Montel Man? Magma Lord? The Magmites?"
<Mitch`> "MAAAAAGMAAA!!!"
* Mitch` grabs the mic again and gnaws on it mercilessly.
* Mitch` tears off the foam part and starts chewing it. :D And awaits the reaction of the reporter.
<Linda`^> (( ROFLMAO! ))

Quote 6430

<Creason> "Although, I suppose he'll probably just go get himself killed without anyone around to help him, now."
<Mitch`> "Or try to prove himself by killing us. Its what I'd do."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Yeah. I'll go make sure Wayne's okay...." He goes for the lockers.
* Mitch` adds a quick, "Hypothetically speaking."
<AlcarGM> Darren stops and gives mitch a weird look, then keeps going.
* Creason raises an eyebrow at Mitch
<Mitch`> "Hypothetical, guys."

Quote 6431

<AlcarGM> Dexter gets up, wincing. <Not. I felt it. in his head. something .. broke.>
<Creason> "Oh, that's good to hear... You alright?"
<Mitch`> "Well, yeah. I'd break if everything I was based on was smashed, too.. I think that's a normal thing."
<AlcarGM> Dexter" <Felt it. Hard. Not a good thing. No no. He was .. not sane. not .. normal. Consumed. If you're not sane, and you get broken .... what happens?>
<AlcarGM> Seeker: "Hopefully, he learns a lesson."
<Mitch`> "Dunno. I guess that's how villains are made?"
<Creason> "Dude, Mitch. You've gotta get off this villain thing. You're waaaay too into it right now."
<Mitch`> "Well, I was thinking about Magma Lord, that's all."
<Mitch`> "We fought him last night. It was weird how we could kill a monster without remorse.."
<Mitch`> "I don't like that. If we're so nice to innocents, why are we so quick to convict a creature that hasn't even had a proper education in how to act?"
* Mitch` sighs a bit, as if getting a heavy thought off his chest. :P

Quote 6432

<AlcarGM> Dexter: <he didn't die,> absently, staring at the lockers.
<Mitch`> "Our intent, though... we were trying to kill him. .. Weren't we?"
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <*blinks* No one told me we were.>
<AlcarGM> Darren begins wondering about Mitch.. :p
* Creason scoots wayyy over to the other side of the gym from Mitch

Quote 6433

<Mitch`> "A lot of people are like pinatas.. or those caramel bunnys.."
<Mitch`> "Beneath their shell they're all gooey inside."
<Mitch`> ".. You know?"
<AlcarGM> Darren: "not from first hand experience, no."
<Mitch`> "You have this way of making me sound like I crack open people's heads and eat their brains."
* Linda`^ raises an eyebrow at mitch "Gooey?"
<Mitch`> "Gooey. You know. Those caramel filled chocolate easter eggs."
<Mitch`> "They're hard on the outside. Tough. But gooey on the inside, and soft."
<Mitch`> "Its an analogy, people!"

Quote 6434

<Mitch`> ".. I think we should tell Ms Veritas about Wayne"
<Mitch`> "Before he flies to the hall of justice and bombs it, or something.."
<AlcarGM> (( now there is an idea.... ))
<Mitch`> "Hypothetically speaking."
<Mitch`> ((I h8 u))
<Mitch`> ((:P))
<Creason> "Dude, you think about this evil stuff a lot, don't you?"

Quote 6435

<AlcarGM> Darren: "This is .... weird. I mean, he wasn't a friend, but he was on our side."
<Johnny> "I didn't really get to know him, really."
* Mitch` nods to Darren, in agreement.
<Johnny> "We never really talked much."
<Mitch`> "That doesn't change that fact that we have responsobilities, though... Will we have to take him down?"
<Creason> "I've seen it happen before. Normal people want to be super, to do good, so badly, that they often go evil just to accomplish it."
<Mitch`> "If so, we should do it quickly.. before he makes a plan that renders our skills useless. He knows us well."
<Mitch`> "I know the feeling.. I almost looked on e-bay for superpowers.."
<Mitch`> "In fact, I did find a classified add.."

Quote 6436

<AlcarGM> The gorlillias try and break through the Creason barrier, but find it rather difficult. Mind you, them beating on you *hurts*, stretchy or no, but you can hold you. OY do find yourself suddenly horrified to realize you won't be able to give results to your parents, though :p
<Creason> oh crap...
<Creason> i am soooo in trouble.

Quote 6437

<AlcarGM> Gorillas are coming up, about 1000' yards away on the stair, marching.
<AlcarGM> Linda - your cell phone rings :P
<Linda`^> Linda doesn't have a cell phone!!
<AlcarGM> (( doh! ))
<Mitch`> ((Mitch does :P))
<AlcarGM> Mitch's rings, then :p
<AlcarGM> Mitch: It's your mother. "Mitch! Just calling to see how you are today. I heard there wa some other incident at schol. Did you remember to pack your lunch?"
<AlcarGM> The gorillas spot you, and begin to charge. 10 abreast, in a realllly long row
* Linda`^ puts a wall on the stairs
<Linda`^> "I don't know how long I can hold them."
<Mitch`> "Oh. Yeah. I packed it. I also am packing an extra helping of JUSTICE. I'm fighting a gorilla army."
<Mitch`> "No, not the kind on CNN."
<Mitch`> "The kind on the Wizard of Ozz."
* Mitch` covers the receiver, saying to Linda, "My mom called me."
<Linda`^> "Mitch, hurry, we need to get down there."
<AlcarGM> "Oh! Well, make sure you don't get burned and come back safely! We're making chicken pot pie for supper."
* Mitch` looks at the gorillas, "Fine." And holds the phone in one hand and the sword in the other, and charges, while talking to his mother.
<Mitch`> "Oh boy! I love Chicken Pot Pie!"

Quote 6438

* Linda`^ grabs mitch and turns him toward the ledge...
<Linda`^> "We're jumping it."
<Mitch`> "You want me to JUMP!?"
* Linda`^ points at the other end of the ocean "The queen's down' there."
<Mitch`> "Hey mom, if I don't come home, yell at this guy named Seeker about it."
* Mitch` is still holding the phone :P
<Mitch`> "Can we bounce such that we go over the army, L- ... "
<Linda`^> "On my count... One... Two... Three... GO!"

Quote 6439

<Mitch`> "So, Mom, do you know Seeker?"
<Mitch`> ((:D ))
<Mitch`> "He was teaching gym.. kind of arrogant, but in a way that suggests he has the right to be."
* Mitch` talks with his mom while plummeting :P
<AlcarGM> Mitch's Mom: "I've heard of him. Oh. Drat! Your father needs to call some people about the plumbing. You be careful!"
* Linda`^ grabs mitch and pulls him off of the edge with her, sky diving all seven thousand feet, or whatnot, shield up aiming toward the other side of the ocean.
<Mitch`> "You too, Mom! See you toni- oh, uhm, I'll be coming home late tonight. I have to go talk to a friend. Bye!"
* Mitch` hangs up as they plumet :P
<Linda`^> "If we don't make it, I want you to know... I always hated your haircut."
<Mitch`> "Thanks, Linda. If we don't make it, I want you to know about my other super power. I can come back to life.. but I come back as a brain-eating zombie. I'll make a point of eating your brains first."
<Mitch`> ".. Hrm. That wasn't as good."
<Mitch`> "Oh. Right."
<Linda`^> "As long as you come back as a stylish brain eating zombie."
<Mitch`> "According to Sears, you have large thighs."

Quote 6440

<AlcarGM> You plummet down, and down..... the air gets hot, the shield turning a pale grey, but keeping out most of the heat. You canmake out shapes now. Dozens. Hundreds. Heroes, from all over the city, flying, blasting, and shooting their way intom the horde. Looking like nothing so much as a giant wart on Gods nose, compared to the size of the army.
<Linda`^> "She has to be at the other end..." More to herself than Mitch
<Mitch`> "YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN?!"
<Mitch`> "I WOULD STRANGLE YOU IF WE WEREN'T FALLING!"

Quote 6441

<AlcarGM> You pass through the barrer. You're standing on a ledge of a giant cavern. The air is stifling hot, and the smell of brimstone and sulpher fills the air. perhapds 300 yards to the left gorillas are coming up a staircase.. 10 abreast in an enormous row, like ants.
<AlcarGM> Looking over the ledge you can see more.. miles down..... and a faint glow that is heroes, trying to slow by the tide. YOu can't even count how many of these things there are., Billions. Or more. And they just keep coming....
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Dear God...."
<Paul`^> "Wow."
<Paul`^> "At least THIS is something I'm familiar with."
<AlcarGM> Darren stares at Paul "WHAT?!"
<Paul`^> "You know, hordes of invading demon monkies? Happens all the time in Southern Kansas."
<Paul`^> "I'm kidding."

Quote 6442

<AlcarGM> Ypou're bonucing .. and bouncing.. and gooing .. it seems like there is no damn end to it....
<Mitch`> "This is retarded!"
<Linda`^> "It has to end sometime!"
* Mitch` gets a good bounce and then tries to dive down and slice up the ground as best he can.
<Mitch`> "No it doesn't!"
<Mitch`> "For all we know we're in hell, which for all we know didn't even exist until we got here!"
* Linda`^ stops and follows mitch down shielding around them
<Linda`^> "If you have a better idea..."
<Mitch`> "I do."
<Mitch`> "An atom bomb."
<Mitch`> "Just fly the thing right in, and all the heroes can go get lunch."
<Linda`^> "There are far too many for an atom bomb!"
<Mitch`> "If this is an illusion meant to test us, or something, I'm going to be sooo irritated."

Quote 6443

<Mitch`> "Maybe the hive mind is just a guy in a gorilla suit with a fancy gadget."

Quote 6444

<Paul`^> (( "WE NEED MORE TYPEWRITERS! ))
<AlcarGM> (( LOL Paul`^ ))
<Linda`^> (( ROFLMAO!! ))

Quote 6445

<Mitch`> "Check it out, stupid cavern thing. I got one of your eggs."
<Mitch`> "And I'm hungry."
<Mitch`> "End this nonsense.."
* Mitch` tilts his head back, holding the egg above his mouth precariously.. :P
<Linda`^> (( WHen you crack it, gurgle it and then swallow it with a smile =p ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))
<Linda`^> (( I saw that once in a porno flick.. except it wasn't an egg... ))
* Mitch` cracks it open with his hands and lets the egg ooooze into his mouth like the caramel filling of an easter egg chocolate candy.. then swallows loudly and wipes his mouth off with his sleeve.
<Mitch`> "Or I'll eat every egg in here."
* Mitch` is so going to be sick all weekend :(
<AlcarGM> The air turns silent...\
* Mitch` grabs the second egg, with a look of rage and radiating the mood to match!
<Mitch`> "Don't think I'm joking! You must value these things!"
<Mitch`> "I take it they are your kids."
<Mitch`> "To me they are CANDY!"
<Paul`^> (( LOL ))

Quote 6446

<Paul`^> "I'm doing great! A little hungry, though."
* Mitch` blinks and takes of the ninja t-shirt. :P
<Mitch`> "That thing is so hot its not funny..."
<Linda`^> "Paul, you hardly did anything... I had to keep mitch running... do you have any idea how hard it is to lead mitch into something?"
<Mitch`> "Its a matter of knowing what you're about to do."
<Paul`^> "How hard is it?"
<Linda`^> "IMPOSSIBLE! I actually had to drag him off the cliff to get here!"

Quote 6447

<Creason`> <I don't... think I can see. Did it go dark?>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <n - no.... are you .. hurt?>
<Creason`> <I can't really feel anything? It's weird. Whatever I just did, I've never done it before...>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Wait....> you feel a slight presure. <Oh. I think you're harder. I can't get shadow through it.> Long pause. <Can you stop it? I thin kthe heroes are coming, and I doubt you want them cutting through you.>
<Creason`> <Good point. Hold on... Right. Just a second...>
<Creason`> <... Um... there's a problem.>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <What KIND of problem?>
<Creason`> <Nothing's happening. I'm trying to relax. And i'm not changing.>
* Creason` sounds really scared
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Oh *giggles* this is kind of funny. hey come, and can't leave ...... sorry. tired. try ..... will a change? to soft?>

Quote 6448

<Paul`^> "Did I miss anything this morning in class?"
<Linda`^> "Only the EVIL SEEKER"
<Mitch`> "No, Paul. Wayne went crazy."
<Mitch`> "Seeker wasn't evil.."
<Mitch`> ".. He's just pragmatically just."
<Paul`^> "Wow, what happened?!"
<Mitch`> "With a mullet, he would be Amazing."
<Linda`^> "Yes he was, he has secrets and he made wayne go insane and nearly did the same to dexter. If that's not evil..."

Quote 6449

<Mitch`> "Evil is doing so for a bad purpose. Didn't you listen to him at all?"
<Mitch`> "He said that Wayne would DIE in the field. DIE stupidly."
<Linda`^> "He did it because I challenged his authority, all he had to do was apolligize! that's it! NOPE he had to make dexter cry!"
<Mitch`> "You ALWAYS challenge authority!"
<Linda`^> "Wayne had powers other places, he could have suggested adifferent path for wayne, not just shoot him down where he stood!"
<Mitch`> "I mean. A hero that works above the law is not a safe hero!"
<Linda`^> "BECAUSE AUTHORITY NEEDS A GOOD CHALLENGE!"
<Mitch`> "You get into the Superior Man stuff!"
<Mitch`> "I BEG TO DIFFER!"

Quote 6450

<AlcarGM> Awesome Man looks back and forth between the two of you, then at paul, the says "Ah. Good to see young lovers letting off some steam."
<Linda`^> "HE WAS WRONG!"
<Mitch`> "YES HE IS WRONG!"
* Mitch` glares at Awesome Man
<Mitch`> ((:P))
<Linda`^> "THEN WHAT ARE WE ARGUEING ABOUT!?"
<Mitch`> "That was NOT Awesome."

Quote 6451

* Mitch` glaaaares
* Linda`^ glares back
<Mitch`> "I could say something mean."
<Mitch`> "But my father told me never to make a girl cry."
<Linda`^> "I don't cry."
<Mitch`> "I just ate someone's children. Don't think I couldn't make you cry."
* Linda`^ gives him a challenging glare
<Paul`^> "..."
* Mitch` does not return it
* Paul`^ flies on ahead, leaving the two to bicker

Quote 6452

<Creason`> "Can we not have that happen again anytime soon?"
<AlcarGM> Darren: "I'd like it if it never happened again."
<Johnny> "Indeed."

Quote 6453

<The_Computer> Tass 15d6: 54
* The_Computer rolled too high.
* The_Computer demands Tass reroll for a lower result
<Tass> 15d6
<The_Computer> Tass 15d6: 46
<The_Computer> better.
<Tass> still, its around 50
<Tass> 15d6
<The_Computer> Tass 15d6: 50
<Tass> :D
<alcar> ...

Quote 6454

<Alicia> Stay right where you are. A Feminist Special Ops Team will be there shortly. :P
<kentari> I'll take them all on.
<kentari> With my Y chromosone. >:E
<Alicia> LOL
<kentari> The Y stands for YES

Quote 6455

<kentari> ZOMG
<kentari> A TEAM OF VILLAINS THAT DISGUISES AS A BOY BAND!
<kentari> >:D
<alcar> ROFL!
<alcar> Oh yeah :p
<alcar> That would rock.
<alcar> Especially if they find out they like being the band more than villains.
<alcar> "And, hey, we're icons. We'll just get out anyway."
<alcar> we gotta make em :p
<kentari> :> I will work on it later!
<kentari> They will be high school students
<kentari> so we can actually meet them ;p
<kentari> I'll say they got on "Making the Band" and were brainwashed into a life of crime by an evil manager

Quote 6456

<Keolah> MegaTitleGen: <Sleeping Civilization> <The Second Life> <Legal Magic>
<alcar> Legal magic would rock. "And now, by subsection Xvii, paragraph b, referring to page 231 of Volume 2 of the magician vs. the universe, I conjure thee by this incantation . .saving for the warranty, which reads as follows .... wait, where was I?"
<Lev> 'whenever someone casts a spell they must list the law that allows or dissalows it'
<Tia> good way to prevent ANY magic =P
<alcar> IN NO EVENT SHALL THE POWERS GRANTING MAGIC OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, LOSS OF BUSINESS PROFITS OR SPECIAL DAMAGES, EVEN IF THE POWERS GRANTING MAGIC OR ITS SUPPLIERS HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES
* alcar always liked that part of warranties.
<Lev> you forgot acts of god
<alcar> that would be a 200 page appendix to the novel :p
<Lev> hahah that it would

Quote 6457

<alcar> Hm. Tass, is the White Wolf version of HOL the same as the other one?
<Tass> they have a white wolf version of hol?!
<Tass> wait
<Tass> is it published by black dog?
<alcar> Released by White Wolf in 1994 under the Black Dog Adults Only Imprint
<Tass> might be the same thing
<Tass> I only know of one HOL
<Tass> that sounded bad :P

Quote 6458

<AlcarGM> http://www.geocities.com/alternity1/hero/awesomeman.jpg is awesome man, for reference :p
<Creason> heh, gotcha
<Creason> wow. he really does look awesome.
<AlcarGM> lol.
<AlcarGM> That's good then :)

Quote 6459

<Linda`^> "What are those pills for?"
<Creason> "Mmm? That's my lunch."
<Linda`^> "Your lunch? What the heck kinda lunch is that?"
<Creason> "It's the kinda lunch someone with a constantly changing internal structure eats. My parents aren't too sure I can handle solid foods."
* Linda`^ blinks, and nods
<Linda`^> "So if you're so stretchy does.. Nevermind."
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <It does,> very amused.
<AlcarGM> Dexter:<I asked him.>
<Creason> "Dude! Shut up! Geez!"
* Linda`^ looks wide eyed at Dexter, then at Creason

Quote 6460

<AlcarGM> Dexter: <*smirks*>
<Creason> <Dude! You really suck!>
<Creason> <See if I lose control of my genetics to save your scrawny hide again... sheesh.>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Of course I suck .. what's your problem?>
<Creason> <Aw shut up. It's been a long weekend.>
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Oh? Your parents tested you more?>
<Creason> <... I turned into some sort of bizarre metal while fighting off a horde of Doom Apes. Yes, they tested me!>

Quote 6461

<Mitch`> "I say we worry about a leader when we need one.. if we make a defined structure, we give our enemies a weakpoint to attack."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Why not have a fake leader then? So it's not really a weak point?"
<Creason> "Hey, good idea Darren!"
<Mitch`> "That's not a bad idea."
<Linda`^> "A fake leader? Well a leader and a subleader would be ok... I mean we can take care of ourselves but someone needs to be incharge of figuring out who needs to be where. I mean it's mroe a matter of knowing what they can do, as it is to where they are best placed."
<Mitch`> ".. Sub? We go from having one title to actually having a pecking order. I'm not liking this."
<Mitch`> "The quickest way to break up a team is to try to decide who has the most important role."

Quote 6462

<AlcarGM> Darren: "Why were you late? Can't you just .... bounce to school, or something?"
<Mitch`> "I'm sure his parents wouldn't approve."
<Creason> "I do that swinging thing, most of the time. My parents are just... excited, about my development over the past few days. It's been a rought weekend..."
* Creason heads for the gym while we talk, getting back into his costume
<AlcarGM> Darren: "What, they tied you to a table and took blood samples and stuff?"
* Mitch` blinks, "Just as I don't want to know what Linda and Nell do, Darren.. I don't want to know what Creason's parents do, either.."
<AlcarGM> Darren: ".... that's just sick."
<Mitch`> "Dude. You so have a dirty mind. There's no denying it."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Me?!"
<Creason> "You really don't want to know what I went through. It was... tiring."

Quote 6463

<AlcarGM> Awesome Man: "Actually, in 20 minutes now. Grapevine. There's two jewelry shopson Brantford s4treet, Hodkings and Son and Emerald City."
<Mitch`> "We had better hurry! Which one do we choose? Or should we split up and cover both?"
* Mitch` ponders a bit, "Maybe Creason and I could take one. Darren, Dexter, think you could handle the other?"
<Creason> "What would make the most sense? You're the one who's good at this stuff." *to Mitch*
<Mitch`> ((buahaha. :P We call that convenient division. ))
<Creason> ((heh))
<AlcarGM> Darren nods. "Sure."
* Mitch` looks at Creason, "Well, I just thought that since their names both started with D, that it kind of made sense..?" \
<Creason> "The simplest tactic is generally the soundest."
<Mitch`> "So we'll go to the Emerald City. Dexter, keep in touch!"

Quote 6464

<Mitch`> "These were for lunches. But they will make fine masks!"
* Mitch` passes one out to each hero-in-waiting present. :P
* Creason already has one of them Robin-esque masks on, so he's good :)
<AlcarGM> Dexter stares at it. Then shrugs and puts it on :p
<Mitch`> "One sec, Dex."
<Mitch`> "Don't move."
<Creason> "I am so not walking out into the hall with one of those on. Some of those normal girls are hot!"
<AlcarGM> Dexter frowns, but doesn't move.
* Mitch` pulls out a sharpie and draws a big smilie face on Dexter's, before poking eye holes on it (this is after he has put it on)
<Mitch`> "There. Perfect."
<Mitch`> "No one will suspect!"
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <And what would you do with them? Stretch them a lot?>
<Creason> "You know, I'm trying, and you're totally ruining it!"

Quote 6465

* Linda`^ checks Nell's drawers
<AlcarGM> she's not here, so you can't. Hah!
<AlcarGM> that was horrible :p
<Linda`^> yes

Quote 6466

* Mitch` gets up from behind the counter or wherever with his ninja shirt on, and is holding the two silver letter openers... and runs to where dexter is, to help! By hurting werewolves! :P
<AlcarGM> Mitch breaks the display case. The saleswoman gives him a cold look.
<SilverHorse> << Egads quit saying silver, I keep running up the stairs all happy someone wants to talk to me >>

Quote 6467

<Creason> hmm... just so you know, i'm gonna try sending a pair of arms back into the jewelry store. I'm gonna try and steal all the jade stuff before Flit can :)
<Creason> mostly i'm just gonna put it somewhere altogether, but i want to make sure she isn't getting it while we're distracted :)
<AlcarGM> lol!

Quote 6468

<AlcarGM> The 2nd flunky leaps for Mitch, who was thrwn int the door of the starbucks :p
<Mitch`> "Gah!"
* Mitch` tumbles around, "Didn't work!"
* Mitch` looks around realy quick, "Oh, Duh!"
* Mitch` throws the letter openers at both of the flunky's eyes! >:E
<Mitch`> ((At the same time! In one fluid motion of doom! :P))
<AlcarGM> The flunky wolf continues forward by pure momentum, howling in agony and hots the doors with a scream of pain, trying to get the letter openers out of its eyes
<AlcarGM> (( and that's NOT a four colour move, fyi :p ))
<Mitch`> ((oh... :P oops... :/))

Quote 6469

<Creason> (smart jewelry thiefs suck.)

Quote 6470

<AlcarGM> The saleswomen from the Emerald City comes out, waving her hand at Creason. "Him! THat's the one who robbed my store!"
* Mitch` looks to the Officer, "This girl, she could teleport. She left her arm, though."
<Mitch`> "I guess some powers end up costing up .. an.."
* Mitch` bites his lip again.
<AlcarGM> She stumbles over the emeralds Creason brought outside.. and is abit confuse.d "And that, one .. he stole letter openers!"
* Mitch` points to the woman, "THAT CRAZY WOMAN TRIED TO KILL ME!"
<Creason> "Gah! Woman, we were trying to save your stuff from being stolen! Relax!"
<AlcarGM> The police officer counts to 20, then asks, patiently, for your names :p
<Mitch`> "HER PRICES ARE SO HIGH THAT THEY ARE ALMOST A CRIME IN AND OF THEMSELVES!"
<Creason> "Mitch, dude?"
* Mitch` gives "Mr. Fix-It" as his name ;p
* Mitch` looks very angry!
<Creason> "Breath. And stop helping."

Quote 6471

<Mitch`> "Yeah, but .. this isn't the kind of work that'll make us look good. Is it?"
<Creason> "We'll get her. Hopefully this won't hurt business around here too much."
* Creason shrugs at Mitch
<Mitch`> "I mean, I freaked out and stabbed the guy's EYES. And then I ended up having her arm on my hands.. this just isn't a good day, I don't think."
<Mitch`> "It was weird, though, because I was holding onto her arm. I think that's what made it stay behind."
<Creason> "Look, we're still learning. Chalk it up to experience. And, uh... don't throw letter openers into peoples' eyes."

Quote 6472

<Linda`^> (( I'd like you all to know, that every time I was with you, you never got SHOT or BITTEN... bruises can't be helped. ))
<Mitch`> ((Yeah well I have the guts to throw letter openers at people's eyes to keep my team safe! :P))
<Creason> ((what're you talkin' about!? I've been shot AND bitten when you were around!))
<Mitch`> ((Hey.. yeah!))
<Mitch`> ((I've suffered all kinds of pains for Linda! :P))

Quote 6473

* Mitch` claps his hands, "I have it!"
<Mitch`> "She might come back for her arm!"
<Mitch`> "If we keep track of that arm, we may be able to find her without looking very hard at all."
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <What's she going to do, glue it back on?>
* Mitch` shrugs, "Teleport right next to it? I dunno. Wouldn't you come back for your arm, though?"
<Mitch`> "I mean her mother gave that arm to her, for crying out loud! Its not something you casually part with!"
<AlcarGM> Dexter: <Oh, yes. She can keep it as a converation piece.>
* Mitch` rolls his eyes, and then recalls how difficult it would be to do so if there were letter openers in them, and sighs.

Quote 6474

<AlcarGM> btw, arm wasn't bleeding. The wound sealed itself when she jumped
<Mitch`> Ah. Thank goodness
<Mitch`> :P
<AlcarGM> lol. That's good? :p
<Mitch`> Mitch doesn't want the poor girl to DIE :P
<Mitch`> He wants her to go to Re-Education :D
<AlcarGM> lol!

Quote 6475

<Mitch`> duuuude
<Mitch`> I should have kept her arm.
<Mitch`> Best. Back scratcher. Ever.

Quote 6476

<Creason> "Hey Mitch, this sounds weird, but see if you can get me a sample from her arm. I might be able to analyze it at home. And my parents might have a way of tracking her or something. They always seem to know when I'm doing something I shouldn't..."

Quote 6477

<SilverHorse> Hey alcar..
<SilverHorse> We need to do some damn UH
<SilverHorse> Its been six months! Which means its time!
<alcar> lol SH. True :p
<SilverHorse> Put it in the topic!! :D!
<alcar> But Caltak hasn't been around lately while Bali has, which is a weird switch :)
<SilverHorse> I saw him on AIM last night..
<SilverHorse> I'll make him come
<SilverHorse> Set a date.. next week?
<alcar> setting a date would require having time.
* SilverHorse cries
<SilverHorse> I need my psycopathic healer stress relief

Quote 6478

<Chaos`GM^> She leads you through some drab grey halls, you see no one on your way to the council circle. There are five Jedi awaiting you, one small purple one, and four humans. They watch you arive and Marii approaches them "Council, this is Mrlii Jacob spoke of." They nod in turn and the small purple one looks at you and waves you to walk forward "Aproach young one." In a voice that would remind your player of frank oz for some reason
<Mrlii> (( who is....? :p ))
<Mrlii> (( asks the players ))
* Mrlii blinks a few times, the solmenity of the situation finally sinking in a little and comes closer, twitching her nose nervously.
<Chaos`GM^> (( He did the voice of Yoda =p ))
<Mrlii> (( ah :p ))
<Chaos`GM^> They all look you over, the purple one talks first "Why are you here young one?"
* Mrlii looks rather surprised and blurts out "You don't know?"
* Mrlii scrunched her brow and frowns. "But .. if you don't know, I could be in the wrong room. I was told it's about becoming a jedi." *looks worried* "She did call you the Jedi Council, right?"
<Chaos`GM^> "We are. Why do you want to become a Jedi?"
* Mrlii is considerably relieved about that. "Well, I was asked, and it's better than making tapestries like mom does. They're good, though! You should get one. But I don't make good ones. And I like to learn things. And jedi help people. I'd like to help people. If that's okay with you?"

Quote 6479

<Chaos`GM^> "I sense Anxiety in you. Anxiety is of the dark side." He watches you.
<Mrlii> "Oh! It is? My dad gets really nervous speaking to crowds. Is he of the dark side? Because mom always says he's trying her patience. I hope he's not. I like my dad."

Quote 6480

<Chaos`GM^> "Building your strength in the force will tempt you to turn to the dark side. Can you handle the temptations the dark side offers?"
* Mrlii bites her lip, thinking. "What does it offer? I've never heard of this. I mean, I've been offered alf alfa, from strangers, and said no. And free rides i always bad, like mom said. She doesn't like free stuff. She says it costs too much.:"

Quote 6481

<Mrlii> (( wait .. if vanity is bad, do all Jedi have permanent bad hair days? ))

Quote 6482

<Chaos`GM^> You feel your arms tingle as if they're falling asleep, perhaps it's the fact that you've been zapped there so many times... Your arms seem to move themselves and you hear the voom of the blade as it swishes and a zap as a blaster bolt hit's the blade. "Good!" Marii says "We will break now."
<Mrlii> "Wow.... .it's like they weren't my arms...."
<Chaos`GM^> "They were your arms, they were just guided by the force. You'll have to excuse me, I must speak with a few of the other masters."
<Mrlii> (( "It's like they were tentacl .. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Krugman R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn! Aiiiiiii!!! ))

Quote 6483

<Mrlii> "What's Koobla cream?"
<Chaos`GM^> "Mmm... It's really sweet and thick and creamy... and it tastes so good... We never get any here, but my master takes me when we do something big."
<Chaos`GM^> (( He soundsl ike a slave. ))
<Mrlii> (( But..what kind? asks the player who begins picturing Jedi BDSM ))
<Chaos`GM^> (( Bah... ))
<Chaos`GM^> "Mmm... It's really sweet and thick and creamy... and it tastes so good... We never get any here, but Master Tek takes me when we do something big."
<Mrlii> (( and that image only feeds the S&M part... ))

Quote 6484

<Mitch`> omg
<Mitch`> I watch CSI
<Mitch`> this is my ELEMENT
<Mitch`> :P

Quote 6485

<AlcarGM> Darren: "Makes sense.... shall we go, then?"
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Err .. after asking about classes....?
<AlcarGM> Mrs. Veritas grins at that. "It's not a problem."
<Creason> "Um... you don't mind us skipping homeroom, do you Mrs. Veritas?"
* Creason breaths a sigh of relief
<Creason> (damn, you type faster, for having to be 7 people...)
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))

Quote 6486

<Mitch`> "I was born ready. Ready ... for justice."
<AlcarGM> (( at that point, Mitch suffers from a sudden bowel movement of injustice ))
<Mitch`> ((lol Creason's superpower is having bowel movements))
<Mitch`> ((along with other organs moving ;p))
<Creason> ((lol))

Quote 6487

* Mitch` pulls out his jumpsuit-like black suit, which he just steps into. :P Its stretchy lycra lined with some sort of metal here and there!
* Mitch` looks around for a second, and puts on his Ninja Shirt mask, and grabs his trusty confiscated ninja sword.. just in case!
<Creason> ((... rofl))
<Mitch`> "I think I might change my hero name to .. All That is Ninja."
<Creason> ((I like how your costume description grows each time you put it on, Mitch :))
<Linda`^> "Ninja? you look like a.... We should go."
<Mitch`> ((Well each time I read the last one and clarify it. :P))
<Mitch`> ((I'm in a costuming class, too. So each session, I know more!))
<Mitch`> ((Like today I learned about darts. :>))

Quote 6488

* Linda`^ points to the dirty bathroom "It was spotless yesterday, but I could feel it if I ran my finger across it."
<Linda`^> "I thought it was invisible dirt from somewhere."
<Mitch`> "Hrmmm...."
* Mitch` goes into the bathroom..
<Mitch`> "You ran your finger accross it? That means you planted your finger prints.. hopefully the police don't notice."
* Mitch` nearly puts his nose up to the wall as he stares at the dirt..
* Linda`^ rolls her eyes "I was her friend, I would have had my finger prints in here anyway."
<AlcarGM> (( no .. comment..... ))

Quote 6489

<Mitch`> "That's weird.."
<Mitch`> "Nell took showers .. right?"
* Mitch` ponders... "You know..."
<Mitch`> "This is just weird."
<Linda`^> "If you ask me, it's probably just her father's dirt.."
<Linda`^> "Maybe he was trying to wash his hands of his crimes, and left it all over the bathroom."
<Mitch`> "What is his dirt doing here?"
<Mitch`