Quotes 6201 to 6300

Quote 6201

<Kell_> "These bandits have help. They are that way." *Gestures off to the distant cactus*
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Of course. Don't know why I didn't spot that myself. Obvious, really."
* Kell_ moves down the dune a ways and then heads around it, to keep out of view of anyone watching the dune crests.
<Marcelo`^> "Spot what? The cactus? Why would a cactus give away bandits?"
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Maybe they're hiding under it."
<Kell_> "The spines on one side are broken off. It's a directional marker."
<Marcelo`^> "Could be... don't you think the spines owuld hurt them?"
* Marcelo`^ follows kell
<Marcelo`^> "What? How can you tell, I can barely see the cactus."
<AlcarDM> Quinton mutters "Maybe he's just making it up."

Quote 6202

<Marcelo`^> "Are you sure those broken spines aren't from the last camp that went through here? How do you know it's current?"
* Kell_ makes his way cautiously in the direction of the marker
<Kell_> "Because of the traps that have lined the trail so far."
<Marcelo`^> "Traps? You mean we could have been killed? Why didn't you tell us?"
<Kell_> "I didn't want you to worry.
* Kell_ grins
<Kell_> "Just step where I stem and you will be fine."
<Kell_> *step

Quote 6203

<AlcarDM> But you don't hear anything on the other side of the door. The door seems to be wood, but it's rather cold to the touch, and strong.
<AlcarDM> And seems to have no lock or hinges on this side.
<Marcelo`^> "Well?"
<Kell_> "No way in... nothing on the other side that I can hear. Let's go see what's down the tunnel."
* Kell_ heads toward the light down he main tunnel
* Marcelo`^ pushes the door
<Marcelo`^> (( No hinges on this side mean it's a push door >< ))
<AlcarDM> The door doesn't move.
<Kell_> ((I'm a barbarian, not an architect))
<Marcelo`^> (( heh ))

Quote 6204

<tatterdemalion> The light at the end of the tunnel, when you reach the end, is .. well. That has to wait a moment, because from the end of the tunnel as you appreach it, you hear voices. People. Singing. Drunkenly. Something about a kings aunt from years back and her affair with a shetland pony
<Kell_> (Elves!)

Quote 6205

<Marcelo`^> "Where are we?"
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Not in Kansas. You know ,the barony....?" j/k
<Kell_> "Underground."
<AlcarDM> (( makes a note to name a place kansas in a future game just for that. ))
<Kell_> (heh)
<Marcelo`^> "Oh, I would have never guessed."
<AlcarDM> (( "We're not in kansas." "Why do you keep saying that? We've never BEEN there!" ))

Quote 6206

<tatterdemalion> Marcelo - the door refuses to budge
<Kell_> (Damn english oak!)
* Marcelo`^ growls at it, and follows quickly after kell
<Kell_> (The door is unimpressed by the growl)
<tatterdemalion> (( the door sticks out its tongue at you ))
<Marcelo`^> (( I stick my toung out back so =p ))
<Kell_> (Make a note: Include a sentient talking door in kansas in the next game.)
<Marcelo`^> (( That's alice in wonderland dood =p i don't think wizard of oz fits with alice ))
<Kell_> (I was thinking more along the llines of Xanth)

Quote 6207

<tatterdemalion> Okay, you head back to the door that won't open .... only to find that it is open now.
* Kell_ frowns
<Kell_> (Any light?)
* Marcelo`^ looks inside it
<Marcelo`^> "Maybe it's an animated door." quietly
<Kell_> "Maybe it's hungry too." *q*
<tatterdemalion> no light seems to be coming from inside.
<tatterdemalion> Quinton: "Better and beter..."
* Kell_ re-lights his torch
<Marcelo`^> "I'll go inside, you stay out here."
<tatterdemalion> Quinton: "Much better."

Quote 6208

<tatterdemalion> The walls are warm, and seem to give slightly nuder your touch.
* Marcelo`^ pushes on them
<Marcelo`^> "Something in here..."
* Kell_ Quit (Ping timeout)
<tatterdemalion> Kell pings out. What do you do now, huh? :p
<Marcelo`^> I continue to push the walls to make sure they're solid
<Marcelo`^> and Kell__'s right there
* Marcelo`^ points
<tatterdemalion> You push the walls. .and your hand sinks into it slowly, like firm jello....
* Kell__ waits to see what happens to Marcelo
<Kell__> (or a great big mouth)

Quote 6209

<alcar> supervillain with babies ties to him for armour so no one hits him.
<alcar> Alas, the four colour aspect of that is...
<alcar> well.... very small :p

Quote 6210

<Caltak> All day I've been imaging possible events involving my character, and the sort of "Culture shock" that's going to occur. For instance, if anyone ever gives her a bouquet. :P
* alcar grins. But of course. She can have a boy #2 moment :p
<alcar> "But .it's a gift ...... why are you crying? They're flowers!"
* Caltak imagined a few different outcomes. One where she's horrified, one where she explains that the understand the concept but its still really morbid to her, and one where she offers to give an equivalent gift... a buch of human hair and the severed limbs of small children. :P
<Caltak> though, you know, the last one was just for fun.
<Caltak> since its so non 4 color :P
<Caltak> its more... CoC :P

Quote 6211

<Caltak> hmm... cross-over game: 4 Colors of Cthulhu! :P 4CoC :)

Quote 6212

* Kell_ looks at his weapon and gently presses it against the wall
<AlcarDM> Marcello: "Wait.." He throws one of his stones, which goes through the blue light ... you don't hear it hit the other side... "Huh."
<AlcarDM> Kell - close to the stones, or?
<Kell_> In the center of the glowing part
<AlcarDM> Okay. Your sword touches the blue light, which fractures like broken glass and goes out.
<Kell_> "Very strange."
* Kell_ touches the same area with his hand
<AlcarDM> It's cool to the touch, while the rest of the wall is slightly warm.
* Kell_ touches another portion of the wall, about 3 feet away, with the sword.
<Kell_> (Look, I gave it a cold sore :) )
<AlcarDM> Nothing happens, that you can tell.
<Kell_> ( I hate it when DMs say that... usually because I know what I mean when I say it. )
<AlcarDM> (( *grins* ))

Quote 6213

<AlcarDM> chaos - Kell is doing the magickal equivalent of playing with matches in a room flled with gasoline. quick summary.

Quote 6214

<AlcarDM> Kell - you manage to drag the door open after a two tries. Desite it being rather old it opens soundlessly into a small room filled with bones on the floor. Old bones, polished by time. Corpses, of people.
<Kell_> "To quote the druid, this keeps getting better and better."
* Kell_ enters the room

Quote 6215

<AlcarDM> The bones rattle as you step into, and over, a few. The centre of the room seems to be a table of some sor, a square made out of bone, but nothing is on it.
* Marcelo`^ checks the bones for valuebles
<AlcarDM> Marcelo - you find some facinating calcium depostits, if that's what you had in mind.

Quote 6216

* Kell_ ponders on the way down if this was pre-planned by the DM, or if he's making it up as he goes
<AlcarDM> (( you even have to wonder? :p ))
<Kell_> (Nope, I'm pretty sure it's the latter :) )
<Marcelo`^> (( He's just winging it =p ))
<AlcarDM> Okay. You follow the stairs down, into another room. This one is round, with two doors (north and south) made of metal at the far ends. The room is as black as a merchants heart, except for the pale yellow lights n the walls, at intervals, all over the room. Ceilings, floor, walls...
* Marcelo`^ takes the rubies from the floor and looks around
<Kell_> (You can tell when a DM is winging it because suddenly the tunnels grow to insane lengths)
<Kell_> "These look like stars."
<Marcelo`^> (( Or if they give you the rock test ))

Quote 6217

<Elana-Silvereye> whut you play?
<AlcarDM> D&D
<Elana-Silvereye> o_O
<Elana-Silvereye> you?
<Elana-Silvereye> Alcar doesn't Do D&D!
<AlcarDM> yes
<AlcarDM> blame Keith.
<Elana-Silvereye> you is lying to me ¬_¬
* AlcarDM points to the DM part of his nick :p

Quote 6218

* Sintaqx has joined #Game1
* Sintaqx is now known as Kell__
<AlcarDM> Marcelo - the parchment is bound together as a book, dsave that the pages are blank. The other book is a spellbook, of some kind, but very old. The title - once you use teh Read Magic - says "300th Slain"
* Kell_ Quit (Ping timeout)
<Kell__> (301)

Quote 6219

* Marcelo`^ looks at the blank pages of the blank book
<AlcarDM> The blank pages of the blank book are blank.

Quote 6220

<AlcarDM> The walls are rather normal, but when you touch them your hand sinks *into* them.
<Sheena`-`> how so, as if they are soft or if they are illisions?
<AlcarDM> As in like jello.
<Marcelo`^> (( Firm jello.. like a geletinious cube that is waiting to digest you ))
<AlcarDM> (( shhh! :p ))

Quote 6221

<Kell_> "Marcelo, bring m the box."
* Marcelo`^ hand's kell the box "I hope you don't plan on opening it..."
* Kell_ opens the box
<Marcelo`^> "Nevermind, what do I know? It's not like I've studied magic my whole life or anything."
<AlcarDM> Inside the box is an amiercan express card.
<AlcarDM> or not :)
<Kell_> "Oh...."
<AlcarDM> Inside it is a small necklace, more like a collar tha anything else, and very sharp. It looks to be made of diamond and metal woven together.
* Kell_ removes the necklace
<Marcelo`^> (( It's a magic collar to tame your pet dragon ))
<Kell_> (or your pet human)
<Caltak> (( nah its a magic S&M device ))
<Kell_> (goes along nicely with the manacles of regeneration)

Quote 6222

* Sheena`-` eyes the sand for patterns for as best as she can see
<AlcarDM> You manage to make out one. Just the word "404" j/k
<Sheena`-`> (LOL)
<AlcarDM> You manage to make out one. Just the word "Error." Over. And over. Writing itself in the sand.

Quote 6223

<AlcarDM> Voice: "You will leave, little creature. Curiousity kills the cat, but they see more than the dogs never will. You see, and that I can understand. Learn the crimes, and be judged. For the light is coming back, little human. And nothing will stop it. This is not your world. You do not belong."
* Sheena`-` chuckles
<Sheena`-`> "It is human nature to be cought between two greater forces there that of our own. To bask souly in light or shadow leaves one blind to what is truely going on."

Quote 6224

* Sheena`-` eyes the crystals in the sand "Hay Quinton do you supose its thies stones that are keeping this.. thing chained?"
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Maybe..... I think they kept it dead."
<Sheena`-`> "How many do you supose theives stole over the years?"
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Who knows?"
* Sheena`-` points to the stones "it does"
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Why, you want to take one?" sarcastically
<Sheena`-`> "The idea accured to me but then I realized it would likely be more advantagus to return the missing ones."
<AlcarDM> Quinton just shrugs, looking around uneasily.
<Sheena`-`> "You have a better idea?"
<AlcarDM> Quinton: "Getting out of here and never coming back comes ot mind."

Quote 6225

<Sintaqx> What's the fun of having unimaginable evil around if you can't share it? :)
<alcar> evil? Who said anything about evil? :p
<alcar> It just wants to eat people. Is that sooo bad?
<Caltak> Evil is subjective. Thats why we removed alignment.
<alcar> And alignment sucks :p
<Caltak> That too.
<Caltak> And Alcar: as one who has played multiple character who want to eat people, I can say no, it isn not so bad. :)
<Sintaqx> D&D Alignment: The over-abstraction of an esoteric an philisophical subject

Quote 6226

<AlcarDM> The tavern is about half full of locals. Farmers, farmers wives, the local merchant, 3 soldiers who probably should be out exercising instead of drinking ale. THe only non-loca is a young girl oin blue wizxards robes, with ponty hat and staff, sitting by herself in a corner. She's reading a book.
<AlcarDM> One of tbe farmers recognizes you and hails you with a shout about heroes and shoves a tankard of ale into your hands.
<Ceseth> (( THe Joy Of Magic? :P ))
<AlcarDM> (( no :p ))
<Ceseth> (( The Idiot's Guide ot Cantrips? :P ))

Quote 6227

<Kell_> "We're here to hunt bandits. Are you a bandit?" *pointedly*
<AlcarDM> Dale: "Hunting ..... there's over 30 of u - them!"
<Kell_> "That's what I thought."
<Kell_> "Come on. Let's go back to the hole. See what else we can find."
* Kell_ stands and heads back to the staircase
<AlcarDM> Dale: "... That was thirty. Not three. Thirty." He follows, muttering something about lunatics.
<Kell_> "Yeah, I saw most of them already."
<AlcarDM> Dale: "There's just two of you! You can't expect to fight and kill them all!"
<Ceseth> (( "We're PCs. We count as like, 5 people each." ))
* Kell_ climbs up the staircase, past the golems, to the mossy room, and back to the hole he carved.... providing the DM hasn't done something to alter this :)

Quote 6228

<AlcarDM> Dale: "because we - they - would kill you? No one is that good."
* Kell_ pauses a moment and looks at Dale
<Kell_> "You are certain of that?"
* Kell_ heads through the hole
<AlcarDM> Marcelo follows, trying not to laugh at the (former) Bandt's worried expression.
<Ceseth> (( "Listen, I eat babies. Of course I can kill them all." ))

Quote 6229

* Ceseth thinks.
<Ceseth> d20+1 (Int :P)
<sparkie> Ceseth d20+1: 5(4) (Int :P)
<Ceseth> (( heh... no. ))
<AlcarDM> (( rofl ))
* Ceseth doesn't end up thinking too well, it seems.
<AlcarDM> you don't need to roll the dice ot think ::P
<Ceseth> (( Yeah I do, just cause you told me the nature of the misundestanding doesnt mean my PC would figure it out. :P ))

Quote 6230

<Ceseth> "Well, he said the next nearest was in Talos, so that's why I came back..."
<AlcarDM> The wizard in the corner flips a page of her book, not looking up from it. "Heroes," in disgust. "I would imagine he meant the barony, not the town."
<AlcarDM> (( resists the urge for her to turn the book sideways and oogle a poster ))

Quote 6231

<Kell_> "I suppose this is the way out then?"
<AlcarDM> Dale: "What in....."
<AlcarDM> The two green men nod in unison.
<Ceseth> (( its a trap! ))
<Kell_> (duh.)
<Ceseth> (( mave Dale go first :p ))
<Kell_> "My thanks."
* Kell_ steps through the doorway
<AlcarDM> fort save :p
<Kell_> 1d20+7 Fort
<sparkie> Kell_ 1d20+7: 12(5) Fort
<Kell_> (maybe from now on you should assume 12 for my saves... no matter what the bonus, that's what sparkie gives me :p)

Quote 6232

<AlcarDM> The farmer finishes his ale and headshome, returning about an hour later with a rather study horse, a good 17 hands tall. Cross betwen a word horse and a thoroughbred, really. The horse is prancing along, and half dragging him off his feet.
* Ceseth goes out to meet him. "Ah, a very fine-looking steed indeed."
<AlcarDM> The farmer nods. "Bred with oe of the Barons own steeds, but a bit of a handful. He's 3, not a gelding. We tried, and, well, the barn was damaged pretty badly."
<Ceseth> "Ha! Sound very spirited."
<Ceseth> (( its probably a good thing that getting thrown and/or kicked and/or trampled wont kill me :P ))
<AlcarDM> (( very much so :p ))
<AlcarDM> The farmer nods. "His name is Blok."
<Ceseth> (( x_x ))
<AlcarDM> (( huh? ))
<Ceseth> (( nothing, just... nothing. ))

Quote 6233

* Ceseth looks at the farmer. "Oh, might I be able to buy some food for him from you? A few vegetables, maybe, or whatever you think he'd like. I don't know too much about horses, to tell you th' truth."
<Ceseth> (( "Except that they usually don't taste that great." ))

Quote 6234

* Ceseth looks at the farmer. "Oh, might I be able to buy some food for him from you? A few vegetables, maybe, or whatever you think he'd like. I don't know too much about horses, to tell you th' truth."
<AlcarDM> The farmer nods and sells you a good 2 weeks of dried rations for a copper piece.
<Ceseth> "My, you certinaly are generous. Thank you again."
<AlcarDM> The farmer thanks you, saying it's the least he can do for your helping the village
<Ceseth> (( silly broken-record NPCs :P ))
<Ceseth> (( "Hey, mind if I kill you?" "Why certinaly! Its the least I can do for helping the--*gack!* *dies* ))

Quote 6235

<AlcarDM> Okay, you step over the dunes. After a good minute of two the sands suck you underground, which is a bit more disturbing since you get to imagine *how* you're being sucked in.
<AlcarDM> You land on your feet in the original 20' by 20' tunnel you arrived in. It's pitch black, but you can hear the bandits up ahead, drunkenly singing about wizards in bathrobes
<Kell_> (is my moss still glowing? :) )
<Ceseth> (( its frikken irradiated. Of course it is. ))
<AlcarDM> What Ceseth said :)
<Kell_> hehe

Quote 6236

<Ceseth> *after a pause* "Oh, by the way, my name's Ceseth. Not sure if I told you yet."
<AlcarDM> She looks over. "Ah. Desdemona."
<AlcarDM> (( first name that came to mind for goth wizard :p ))
<Ceseth> "Quite a pretty name."
<Ceseth> (( its fitting ))
<AlcarDM> She nods. "I hate it."
<Ceseth> "Ah, I see."

Quote 6237

<AlcarDM> Desdemona just relaxes by the tree, studying the stars and noting just how like tears they look and wondering if they've all burned out long ago just like her heart.
* Ceseth climbs up the tree from the other side, and reclines on some sturdy branches.
<AlcarDM> (( please kil her? :p ))
<Ceseth> (( no! :P ))

Quote 6238

<alcar> staggered arrival times at the class makes for good excuces for pc arrival times!
<alcar> And the teacher can get sarcastic, too.
<aslhk> and a pc can actually be late one day! =P
<alcar> yeah :)
<alcar> "Well, thank you for joining us. Tell me, if -and this seems to be a big if - if you become a superhero, will you show up late for patrolling? For saving people? Will you apologize to grieving windows that you stayed up late and forgot to set your alarm?"
<alcar> Though, that would make some sense ....
<aslhk> "Crime doesn't work on a clock. I will work two minutes longer for every minute I am late!"
<aslhk> =P

Quote 6239

<kentari> LEt me know if anything doesn't fit your campaign idea
<kentari> :P I don't want to hand you a problem, I want to hand you a solution

Quote 6240

<aslhk> I am playing Tentacle Guy!
<kentari> oh my god!
<aslhk> Yes!
<kentari> I am playing Tentacle Woman
<kentari> :D
<kentari> <3
<aslhk> lol
<aslhk> :(
<aslhk> you are getting my hopes up with your LIES!
<kentari> hey
<kentari> beauty is only a light switch away

Quote 6241

<AlcarGM> The first two classes of the day pass normally, buy as you are getting ready for lunch at 11 am you find notes in your lockers!
<Mitch`> "!!!"
<AlcarGM> "Have powers? Want to use then and be a hero? Don't want people to know? Come to Room 405, east wing, at 11 am. A new class is starting."
* ManusClapper eats the piece of paper and heads to room 405.
<AlcarGM> Typewritten, no signature. A few other students in the row of lockers seem to have gotten them, because they're laughing and throwing them in the garbage. One of the students, Earnest Peabody, throws his on the ground, a clue to his future career as Litter Man that goes unnoticed.
* Mitch` checks his watch, which is attached to his wrist with rubber bands, and proceeds to casually head to the room, looking here and there.. :P

Quote 6242

<AlcarGM> Mitch - a few of the girls are looking at you when you go past, but that's likely because you're male, not fat, and breathing.
<AlcarGM> And possibly because of the Mullet.
* Mitch` seemingly ignores them! :P And folds up his paper, placing it in a jacket pocket.

Quote 6243

* Mitch` slyly pulls out a cleaner looking foil wrapper from someone's lunch, makes sure its clean, then folds it up into a small square and slides it in his jacket without so much as a word. He then enters the classroom.
<Mitch`> ((:P Instant wiring!))
<ManusClapper> ((lol!))
<AlcarGM> (( .. right :P ))

Quote 6244

* Mitch` looks to the teacher, "Is this the right classroom?"
* Mitch` walks up to her with a sheet of paper that could pass for a schedule, but is really the circulated letter!!!
<AlcarGM> She looks up at Mitch and smiles slightly and nods. "Yes."
* ManusClapper sits up straight in his chosen desk and says nothing.
* Mitch` takes a seat. Near the back. :P
<AlcarGM> The brooding student studies both of you intently, as if memorizing you for future reference.
* ManusClapper is as close to the center of the room as he can manage =P
<Mitch`> ((We're already the perfect team! :P))

Quote 6245

<ManusClapper> "May I ask Wayne Bruce a question, please?"
<AlcarGM> Mrs. Veritas: "of course you may. No need to raise your hand."
* ManusClapper looks discomforted by this revelation!
<ManusClapper> "Excuse me, I am still learning about super heroes, but isn't vengeance traditionally in the super villain realm?"
<AlcarGM> Wayne looks outraged. "Are you saying I am a villain, you refuge from a Paris fashon show?"
<AlcarGM> Wayne: "My parents were murdered, and the crimminals of the world will for that." A glint comes into his eyes. "They will learn to fear me!"
<ManusClapper> "No, no, of course not! I apologize for the misunderstanding. I am simply trying to better my understanding of super heroes in general. So if you could please explain, I would be most grateful. I understand if the subject is painful for you, and implore you not to answer if this is the case."
<ManusClapper> "Oh, I... see."
<AlcarGM> Wayne: "My vengeance is pure as driven snow," as if that explains everything.
* ManusClapper is obviously confused and somewhat disturbed =P

Quote 6246

<Mitch`> "It depends on the situation. I just use things around me to solve problems."
* Mitch` points to his watch, "Like this. The band broke, so I used a rubber band I found."
* Mitch` shrugs, "Not the most impressive example, but that's what I do."
<AlcarGM> Wayne doesn't control his snicker, this time. "That's a power?" scornfully.
<Mitch`> ".. I made the rubber band myself."
<ManusClapper> (lol!)
* Mitch` says this truthfully. :P
<AlcarGM> Wayne hesitates, then rallies magnificently. "From what?"
* ManusClapper can't help but be impressed by that, as pointless at it seems.
<Mitch`> "It happened at breakfast in the cafeteries. I used maple syrup and a few things lying around to make a rubber-like polymer."
<AlcarGM> Wayne stares.
<AlcarGM> Mrs. Veritas does look impressed. "Unique talent."
<Mitch`> "School food. It almost takes a super hero to digest."

Quote 6247

* Mitch` looks to see if the cafeteria has an ice machine. :P
<AlcarGM> Mitch - nope. The frigde is too old, but there are ice cubes in the freezer
* Mitch` will prepare himself a nice tall glass of ice water (in a Sonic cup he pulled out of his bookbag) and heads out :P
<AlcarGM> And, I am proud to say, no frozen body parts, though I was tempted.
<Mitch`> ((:P Come on, lend me a hand here!))

Quote 6248

<Mitch`> "I wonder where Wayne went."
<ManusClapper> "I am endeavoring not to wonder things about Wayne."

Quote 6249

* Mitch` looks for eyes or pilots on the robots. :P
<AlcarGM> Mitch - no pilots that you can see. Just 12 robots, marching at you. One of the robots pauses, and rips a mailbox out of the ground one handed, hurling it at you. (("You've got mail!"))
* ManusClapper parries the mailbox with the car, and starts to angle himself for the following shot:
* Mitch` takes this moment to get an idea. And attempts to dodge the mailbox.. taking note of the range of motion on the robots. Could they touch their heads? :P
<tatterdemalion> Darren: "Damn. I can't think of any witty stuff to say...."
<ManusClapper> "They're robots."
<ManusClapper> "Wit would be wasted!"
<tatterdemalion> Darren: "Oh, yeah! Good point!"

Quote 6250

* ManusClapper intends to toss a car into a robot and have them both end up inside one of the buildings close by =P
<tatterdemalion> Manus - easily done :)
<ManusClapper> Thus creating Rocks, a hero's best friend!
<Mitch`> ((:P))

Quote 6251

<AlcarGM> The four remaining robots begin throwing rocks at Mitch and Darren :) ((Rocks, also the villains best friend :))
<ManusClapper> (( of course! =P ))
<ManusClapper> ((Rocks do not discriminate!))

Quote 6252

<AlcarGM> Okay. THe vents are a very tight squeeze, but you do make it in them. After wiggling a food 3 feetr you look into the cockpit and see a young, dirty kid wired into the robot, using it to control the others he seems. He's laughing, nastily. "Won't met ME mow their lawns, will they? Let's see what they do now.... heroes! Hah! I'll smash them into pulp!"
* Mitch` ponders. :P And tosses the boomerang at the kid, aiming to slice as many wires as possible.
<Mitch`> ((around the head region ;p))
<AlcarGM> Hrm. You can't toss it easily in the vent, but you do manage to throw it! THe kid screams as the wires are cut, loudly, and turns, painfully .. he's wired right into the robot .... literally.
* Mitch` decides to make his dramatic entrance and bash through the vent and cutting more wires with a polite swing of teh lead pipe.

Quote 6253

* Mitch` dashes up to the cockpit now, lead pipe in hand. :P This guy is getting removed.
* Mitch` will grab is foot as it starts running :P
<AlcarGM> lol!
<AlcarGM> Okay. You climb back up, easily. The kid is in it, trying to get it to work and charge. So far, it;'s working. The cockpit smells of burnt wire, ad he's cryig, sobbing about his "Vengeance on them, on them all. Vengeance, as pure as driven fire.." he doesn't even notice you.
<AlcarGM> But he IS wired, right into it. Someone *built* his body right into the robot, grafting them together
* Mitch` heads inside, if possible... and whips out a cell phone (deactivated :P found it in the trash?) and the thing of foil.. if the kid is hysterical and doesn't notice, he tries connecting some of the broken wires to the phone and starts punching numbers, trying to override his controls

Quote 6254

<ManusClapper> "Take out its legs, if you could be so kind!"
<AlcarGM> Darren braces himself and blasts the robot, trying to halt it without breaking it.
<AlcarGM> Darren: "What if I harm the pilot?"
* ManusClapper is attempting to jump inside the smoking hole.
<ManusClapper> "I'll get him out."
<AlcarGM> Okay, you leap onto the head of the robot and start digging through wire and metal. INside the robot you hear a cell phone start rinning, and the pilot screaming as if someone is cutting off his testicles
<AlcarGM> (( oops. Not very 4 colour :p ))

Quote 6255

<AlcarGM> The EMTs look rather impressed. One of them asks who are you.
* ManusClapper had not considered this question before
<ManusClapper> "I'm," pause, "uh, tentacle guy."
* Mitch` hops out of the robot, putting a cell phone away. He's wearing a tinfoil hat. ;p
<Mitch`> "Well.. that's all I can do for the big one."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "I'm D - uh ... " He frowns, then brightens. "Talisman."
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Tentacle Guy?!"
<AlcarGM> Darren: "What kind of name is Tentacle Guy?!"
<ManusClapper> "What's wrong with Tentacle Guy? It's descriptive!"
<AlcarGM> Darren: "Err .. yeah .. but .... hentai. I mean, think about it. Though I'm trying hard not to."
<ManusClapper> "I'm sorry, I don't know what hentai means."
<Mitch`> "That's horrible."

Quote 6256

<aslhk> my pc leaves the planning up to other people =P
<aslhk> he just beats things up
* Alcar nods. Yeah. Darren leaves it to others cuz he's afraid of screwing up :)
<Alcar> it's my response to superheroes with lots of self confidence :)

Quote 6257

* Alcar grins. I'm going to sick somethng powerful on pcs, soon. Just so they fight a foe they need to outthink :)
<aslhk> tough! =P
<Caltak> But I havent gotten to fight any foes where I didnt have to think T_T
<aslhk> you can't seriously expect pcs to think!
<aslhk> Caltak, play tuesday =P
<Caltak> Oh, I intend to.
<aslhk> then you will get to fight something stupid!
<Caltak> you?
<aslhk> I won't be there =P

Quote 6258

<alcAr> yay! I have made superheros. Only my brain is somewhat not four colour.
<alcAr> Father Justice - A hero, to some, a villain to others, Father Justice hunts down the women who leave their husbands for no reason and destroys their lives. When not doing this, he metes out justice on other evildoers and, while he seldom kills, he can make people wish - and think - they were dead.
<alcAr> Raphael - An Angel of the Lord, or so he claims, the man known as Raphael may or may not be an angel, but he is powerful, and takes a very direct approach to sin. A double-barreled shotgun he called "The Right Hand of God, Or What It's Holding. Get it?" And then he kills people. Mention ninja turtles and sinner or saint, your ass is his.
<alcAr> the 1st comes from a stephen lynch song. The second was, well, angels with shotguns being homicidal maniacs just makes sense.
<WackyFunster> yeah
<WackyFunster> you're not very four color

Quote 6259

<Tonitrus> Think up your own damn catch phrase.
<alcAr> hmm.... "Believ in the Lord, and He shall Deliver. But you have confused God with Dominos."
<Tonitrus> Too long.
<Tonitrus> Maybe just...
<Tonitrus> Dominos won't deliver you from evil
<alcAr> "Burn motherfuckers!" Tho, not very angelic :p
<Tonitrus> It's short, and nearly nonsensical.
<Tonitrus> See... and you have the "won't deliver you from evil" that an angel might say.
<Tonitrus> And the "Dominos won't deliver" that a maniac would say.
<Tonitrus> I think it's good, but I'm tired.
<alcAr> but its pcs in a game. SOmeone will be like "Wha abot pizza hut?" and the poor angel will be there for an hour going through pizza chains and saying no to each one.
<Tonitrus> ... No?
<Tonitrus> He's a maniac with a shotgun.
<Tonitrus> He will only have to list as many chains as there are pcs.
<Tonitrus> 1 less, if he says it after they die.

Quote 6260

<alcAr> he'd be mighty annoyed at pcs who won't stay dead, then.
<Tonitrus> Probably take it very personally.
<alcAr> "So," *reload* "I have to wonder" *blam" "if this coming back" *reload* "makes you the anti christ" *Blam* "But me," *reload* "I cans keep this up a long time" *blam* "and maybe" *reload* "i'll let you answer" *blam" "someday"
<WackyFunster> god ran out of bullets long ago!
<alcAr> I mean, coming back or no, getting shot and returning repeatly just couldn't be healthy :p
<alcAr> "I saw the white light.. it was like my brain in speed dial. Oh, here it comes again."
<Tonitrus> Just have the number of deaths affect his long-term recovery time.
<alcAr> "So, what is your greatest fear in the world?" "Shotguns." "But you can't die...." "Shotguns."

Quote 6261

<Eltanan> I dunno D&D stat systems
<alcar> hrmk just rol the d10 :P
<alcar> 6#d10 - 6 or higher for <insert stat here> is good
<sparkie> alcar 6#d10: 2 4 5 5 3 5 - 6 or higher for <insert stat here> is good
<alcar> Which would be more fun admittedly if Sparkie didn't hate everyone.

Quote 6262

<GeminiRai> is this really important?
<GeminiRai> can't you just, like, fake it?
<alcar> Well, it's like playing pretend. one needs rules to prevent "he said" "he did not" "You can't do that" etc.
<alcar> and then, once you know the rules, you fake it. Or at least I do :)
<GeminiRai> If that happens, we can just blow up the world, and the arguments will be moot.

Quote 6263

<alcar> actually, if I did UA D&D I'd cross it with Kult...
<alcar> The PCs are godwalkers, and don't know it, The gods incarnate in the world, and they're just waking up .. and looking around at the world at what they have created....
<alcar> each pc a different species and creator of said species, or something.
<alcar> and throw in cthulhu mythos for added fun.
<alcar> then the pcs realise there is only one spot open left ot become a god, and fight for it amber-style.

Quote 6264

<Dawson> AlcarGM, any great spots in town to store them? Don't suppose running into my mansion bringing world war 3 with me would be wise.
<Dawson> "I don't suppose they'll fit under my bed."
<AlcarGM> Actually it would probably be prudent. But you could always store things in one of the grain factories outside of town, or rent from Andrews Rent-Storage.
<Dawson> I'm rich, I have guns -- Hell, I scream Republican. Let's check out Andrew's place before bringing them home.
<Dawson> Going THE SPEED LIMIT

Quote 6265

<AlcarGM> A boy, perhaps 10-14 (it's hard to tell) is tied up, and mouth duct taped shut, in the trunk of your car. He wearing a pull-over, hooded shirt with a sort of gray checked pattern and jeans. His skin's olive-colored and he has curly, medium-length brown hair. He's been blindfolded as well.
<AlcarGM> He's trying to get out of the ropes, and failing.
* Dawson unblindfolds first, black eyes?
* Dawson remembers what hugh told him about kids with black eyes.
<AlcarGM> The boy looks up . .and yep. They are coal black. No pupil. No iris. Just two staring orbs reflecting the street lights, liquid pools of darkness glittering with fury.
<Dawson> "Ayte, I'm going to unduct tape your mouth. This will hurt. On the plus side you won't have to shave for a few days or years."

Quote 6266

* Dawson lifts him up, puts him back in the trunk, and slams it. :)
<Dawson> "Off to Hugh's it is then, maybe I can keep the guns there."
<AlcarGM> seriously? :p
<Dawson> Seriously.
<Dawson> "I'll try not to bump around too much, ayte?"
* Dawson drives off towards Hugh's!
<AlcarGM> Okay,you put himin your trunk. He glares at you malevolently when you do so, looking furious, but he is a kid, and black eyes or not, it doesn't seme to come with the strength to preak well-tired rope.
<AlcarGM> (( tied, even ))
<Reykemias> (freud, anyone? :P)
<aslhk> ((LOOOL))
<Dawson> (( ^_^ ))
<Dawson> Alcar, if it's that bad we can quit soon man :)

Quote 6267

<Dawson> "I'm going to bring in a few packages, I'll be right back."
<AlcarGM> You bring in the guns? :)
<AlcarGM> (( Damn. I'd LOVE for lance to find them. "So,Hugh .. I'm sure you're not popular, but you know that most kids take one gun...." ))
<Dawson> Lol
<Dawson> Yeah, I bring in the guns :)

Quote 6268

<aslhk> those are cool powers
* alcar nods. The latter one is mostly a wild card. And to really confuse her.
<alcar> "I can.. uh .. cure acne...."
<alcar> Entire school charges her :p
<alcar> "I have other powers too! I do!"
<alcar> .. like getting crushed by the resultant mob

Quote 6269

<Mitch`> omg
<Mitch`> a female character?
<Linda`^> OMG!
<Mitch`> is she like, human?
<Linda`^> a mullet!?
<Mitch`> This is going to MESS WITH MY CHARACTER'S HEAD
<Mitch`> :P
<Mitch`> dude the mullet is not to be ignored
<Linda`^> it's to be made fun of
<Mitch`> ((If you want to die. :P))

Quote 6270

<AlcarGM> Nell, the new girl, is a short (5') girl with long black hair, black eyes, and a slight tan, courtesy of her mexican grandmother. She is rather plain on the eye and doesn't wear make up or care much for prettying up her appearance. She generally wears jeans and t-shirts.
<Phoenix``> (( dyke woman? ))
<Phoenix``> (( ;) ))
<Phoenix``> (( wow, she could have some really fun powers, too ))
<AlcarGM> (( heh ))

Quote 6271

<Linda`^> she's a villian in disguise!
<Mitch`> I think Mitch is in love
<Mitch`> ;p
<Linda`^> better be with nell
<Mitch`> no
<Mitch`> Its with Mrs Veritas

Quote 6272

<Linda`^> i already decided a costume..
<Mitch``> I think my costume is going to be like Wayne's
<Mitch``> only solid white
<Mitch``> just to tick him off
<Linda`^> roflmao!!!!
<Phoenix``> (( lol Mitch`` ))
<Phoenix``> (( he is going to snap ))
<Phoenix``> (( i can see it coming ))

Quote 6273

* Phoenix`` is just watching, seeming a bit out of his element
<Mitch``> ((your element is FIRE))

Quote 6274

<AlcarGM> You snag his sword as the Ninja does a spinning twist flip contortionist kick into Phoenixc's side. Which, while impressive, will have him crippled with arthiritis in 10 years.
* Mitch`` looks around.
<AlcarGM> (( it's why Ninja Mastes never go out much. They're in too much pain. Little known fact. ))
* Linda`^ grabs a spoon from the table and smacks the second ninja in the nose
<Phoenix``> (( lol ))
<AlcarGM> (( with . .a spoon? :p ))
<Linda`^> (( SPOOOOOOON! ))
<AlcarGM> (( good point :) ))

Quote 6275

* Mitch`` pockets the stars, and looks to the second one, holding the sword to his head as he removes anything covering the mouth
<Mitch``> "Who do you work for and what are you doing here?"
* Mitch`` sounds eerily sadistic. :P
* Phoenix`` sits down and wipes the blood off his face
<Phoenix``> "Does this kind of thing happen often?"
<AlcarGM> The second ninja laughs "Ninja die before betraying their clan!"
<Phoenix``> (( lol! ))
<AlcarGM> Darren: "I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure someone would have told the students... rigth?"
* Mitch`` laughs.
* Mitch`` looks at the ninja.
<AlcarGM> Mrs. Veritas: "I always thought it was rats..."
<Mitch``> "Are you telling me you want to die?"
<AlcarGM> The second ninja: "Err. Hey, man. It's just something we say! Lets not do anything hasty here!"

Quote 6276

* Mitch`` presses the blade lightly against his forehead, making a small papercut type injury, "Start talking."
<Mitch``> ((his being the ninja :P))
<AlcarGM> (( Good idea. Otherwise it would be a rather weird form of persuasion. "Talk! Now! Or next, I break MY FINGER!" ))

Quote 6277

<Mitch``> "Give me some answers, or I'll send you to whatever God you please..."
<AlcarGM> Ninja #2: "My mother makes great brownies, and I once caught a fly in my hand and... oh. Well. Err. We are on a mission."
<AlcarGM> Ninja #2: "For the invasion."
* Mitch`` raises the sword up a little with a glimmer in his eye that he consciously makes go away by blinking a bit
<Mitch``> "What invasion?"
<AlcarGM> Ninja #2: "The Ninja invasion! The Night of the Ninja, where we will attack and defeat you american pigs so that you do not enter the war!"
<Phoenix``> "Which war?"
<AlcarGM> Ninja #2: "World War Two."
<Phoenix``> (( lol ))
<Phoenix``> "Isn't that one over already?"
<Mitch``> ((world war two already happened, right? :P))
<AlcarGM> (( uh. Yes :P ))
<Mitch``> "World War Two? ... News flash. We won."
<AlcarGM> Ninja: "What? Really. Shit. I wondered why HQW had been silent for 60 years. We thought it was a precaution."

Quote 6278

<tatterdemalion> Mrs. Veritas nods and goes to call the police. "I'll need you for a witness. The rest of you had best go. No sense in getting others involved., if we can avoid it. Find out if there are more, around the school."
<tatterdemalion> Darren: "Uhm ..." He watches the teacher walk away. "How do we do that?"
<Phoenix``> "Well, I heard them moving through the vent..."
<tatterdemalion> Darren: "So you want to crawl thought vents looking for them?"
<tatterdemalion> Nell grins. "Here Ninja, Ninja, Ninja..."
<Phoenix``> "I was thinking more of walking around and listening... but there has to be a better way."
<tatterdemalion> Nell: "The PA system?"
<Phoenix``> (( All ninja, please report to the principals office ))
<tatterdemalion> (( yeah :) ))
<tatterdemalion> Darren: "Uh ... and say what?"
<Mitch`> "We need to find the ninja?"
<tatterdemalion> Nell: "It was just an idea! Paul .can you heat all the ducts, or something?"
<Mitch`> "Well, what made them attack us?"
<Mitch`> "I'm sure we could lure them out."
<Phoenix``> "Um, maybe, but I don't think the students would like that much."
<Phoenix``> (( let's sing pirate chanties! ))
<tatterdemalion> Nell grins. "I guess not. But .. .they think they're fighting for world war two.. are we sure they'll just stop even if they lost already?"

Quote 6279

<tatterdemalion> The ninja awakens, muttering something to himself in Japanese, and then wakesn, and attempts to stab Phoenix in the eyes with his fingers!
* Phoenix`` blocks
<Phoenix``> "Hey. Stop it."
* Mitch` looks at the Ninja..
<tatterdemalion> The ninja blinks. surprised you stopped him. "English? American .... I am in Hell?"
* Mitch` approaches him and duct tapes his hands behind his back. Pronouns galore.
<Mitch`> "No. You are in purgatory."
<Mitch`> "You must perform a vital task to gain entrance to heaven."
<Phoenix``> (( lol! ))
* Mitch` winkwinks to Phoenix. :P
<Mitch`> "My name is Saint Michael. You weren't Shinto, were you?"
<Phoenix``> (( i'm liking your character ))
<tatterdemalion> (( .... .... ))
<Phoenix``> (( mine is just a naive nice hero guy :P ))
<tatterdemalion> The ninja looks confused. "Saint.. michael?"
* Mitch` nods, and awaits the answer about the whole non-christian thing :P

Quote 6280

<tatterdemalion> No ninja exist in the real world.
<Caltak> They did. And there are today people who practice ninjitsu, though they tend not to assassinate people or spy all that much.
<tatterdemalion> ninjitsu isn't the same thing :p It's some cheap, invention you take classes in and get stupid diplomas for :p
<Caltak> Its the same art, but yeah, it did get changed a lot.
* tatterdemalion nods. It's like saying sitting zazen is zen :p
<Caltak> But yeah, the stuff about how ninjas were is true. I know this since I have MyBrains around who had occasion to think about ninjas, and as with all other things, he anal-retitively looked up and cross-checked all the "Accurate Info" he could.
<Caltak> He gets annoying with that sometimes. :P
<tatterdemalion> ...

Quote 6281

<tatterdemalion> Johnny arrives late for schoo, to find the classroom empty but Darren and three people he does not know in the lunch room, with a ninja tied down to the table. One of the people is on fire.
<tatterdemalion> This likely violates the school fire code.

Quote 6282

<Mitch`> "Do you have a specific name that you use, or a protocol, when speaking on 'ninjaware'?"
<tatterdemalion> The ninja frowns "Of course. I am .. Zim."
<Mitch`> "Do you wish to receive absolution?"
<Caltak> (( this gets sillier and sillier ))
<tatterdemalion> The ninja nods.
<aslhk> (( Silliness is the Key to Longevity ))
<Mitch`> "You must journey outside this school and walk among the living. The sensitive will sense you. Warn them of the fallacies of evil and bad deeds. If you wander this Earth for five human years doing this noble service, you will gain entrance to the noble gates of Heaven. "
<Mitch`> "... Once you leave this building, it will turn into a normal school. Such are our ways of splendor and mystery."
* Mitch` nods sagely. :P
<Mitch`> "If not ... the fire of absolution will ravage you for all of eternity..."
* Mitch` sounds threatening. And looks towards Paul. :P
* Phoenix`` makes the flames in his hand grow and flicker menacingly
* Phoenix`` tries not to grin
<tatterdemalion> The ninja nods. "I shall try."
<tatterdemalion> Nell is covering her mouth and trying, very hard, not to laugh
<Mitch`> "Then go, noble Zim, and right your wrongs."
* Mitch` points OUT THE DOOR. :P
<tatterdemalion> Zim nods, and opens the door, walking past Darren and staring at Johnny intently. "Do you sense me?"
* Mitch` sits down and heaves a HUGE sigh of releif. :P

Quote 6283

<Manus> "What is a ninja, anyway?"
<Johnny> "So... ninja's in the vents."
<Mitch`> "Kind of like a boyscout, only with weapons and Japanese."
<Johnny> "Do you think exterminators cover this sort of thing?"

Quote 6284

<tatterdemalion> Nell: "I can animate things."
* Mitch` shows Johnny his awesome plan sketch like a kindergardener would show someone the alphabet. :P
<Mitch`> ((that is to say.. WITH PRIDE OVERFLOWING))

Quote 6285

<Johnny> "Now then."
<Johnny> "How hard do you think it would be to fake a japanese invasion of the school?"
* Mitch` shrugs a bit, "We should probably get to work, before Zim finds his superiors and tries to convert them."
* Mitch` looks to Johnny, pointing to a little picture of some stick figures wearing triangle hats, "It would probably be easiest to make it look like a trap has already been sprung and a group of ninja is asking for reinforcement."
<Johnny> "How many are captured, then?"
<Mitch`> "Because Zim's group is out.. and they're expecting war, anyway. We have three."
<Mitch`> "One of them is wandering around thinking he's a ghost."

Quote 6286

<Mitch`> "I'm not sure how many ninja there are.. so we should make sure we can round them all up. Perhaps give them to the fire department, when they arrive?"
* Johnny shakes his head
<Johnny> "THey need to be deported!"
<Johnny> "They are here illegally, you know."
<Mitch`> "The fire department can do that, can't they?"
<Johnny> "Although, 60 years?"
<Mitch`> "These are probably old ninja."
<Johnny> "They could apply for citizenship..."
<Mitch`> "Which explains why they suck."

Quote 6287

<Mitch`> ((Is the costume guy still around? :P))
<tatterdemalion> Yeah. He's in the classroom drawing Waynes "Costume" on the blackboard and making alterations, muttering to himself about aerodynamics. A ninja is spawled behind him, unconscious, andwrapped up in a pink dress.
<Phoenix``> (( lol! ))
<tatterdemalion> Benny, The Costume Designer (which isn't much of asuperpower, but he is paid really well) Looks up. "Yes?"

Quote 6288

<tatterdemalion> Okay,to make this short and sweet... You all wait, armed, powered, and heroes!
<tatterdemalion> And . .two ninjas .. come out of the ducts. Two of them :p
<Mitch`> ... :P
<tatterdemalion> (( you rreally shouold have asked how many were in the school ;P ))
<Phoenix``> (( do they have more ninjas inside of them or something? ))
<Mitch`> ((I realized that ex posto facto))
<Manus> ((nope =P ))
<Mitch`> ((and decided it was irrelevant!))
<tatterdemalion> No. The rest of the invasion is in other buildings :)
<tatterdemalion> (( lol ))
<Mitch`> ((whether one or one million, we were getting them deported :P))

Quote 6289

* Audrey_III turns to Seven. "Oh... I'm Audrey. Nice to meet you. *seems a bit confused* Isn't Seven a number, though?"
<tatterdemalion> (( "It's really Sven." ))
<Seven`> (( LOL I actually had that as his name for a bit :) ))
<Seven`> "Well, yeah, my first name is Jason... but since my last name is Seven, and I'm the Seventh person named Jason Seven, the name Seven kind of stuck."
<Seven`> "Anyway, have you been to school yet?"
<Audrey_III> "Oh, I see. Well, I'm the third one named Audrey. But nobody calls me Three."

Quote 6290

<tatterdemalion> The ground trembles beneath your feet and a manhole 4 blocks down the street erupts upwars into the sky in a pillar of magma!
* Audrey_III blinks. "Are they... supposed to do that?"
<Seven`> "Well, you called that one. No... that's not normal."
<Seven`> "Well around here maybe. But in general, no."
<Seven`> "Wanna go check it out?"
<tatterdemalion> The road buckles and erupts upwards, a hand rising out of the ground made of lava and smoking in the spring air. A voice like rocks grinding together bellows "Tremble Mortals! For Magma Lord Return ..... Oh Sznich! I'm Stuck?!"
<Seven`> "Ok. Even for here that's not normal."
<Audrey_III> "That guy's made out of melted rock..."
<Seven`> "Yeah. Should we go help him?"

Quote 6291

<tatterdemalion> A second arm erupts out of the street as Magma Lord tries to pull himself to the surface. "This is Not Fair! This Is My Return! They .. Said .. My Abs Were Better!"
* Seven` walks towards Magma Lord.
* Audrey_III follows a bit behind Seven.
<Seven`> "Those Ab belts really don't work buddy."

Quote 6292

<tatterdemalion> Magma Lord: "Your world shall perish in Fire! And Lava! And I will rule over the ruins of your lives!" He pauses. "BUt first, I need a beer!"
<Seven`> "Wow. Yeah, really tall."
<Seven`> "Say, you don't happen to have the perfect method of stopping him handy do you?"
<Seven`> "Like some kind of water blast?"
<Audrey_III> "Huh?" o_O
<Seven`> "I mean... sometimes I get lucky like that. Nevermind."
<Seven`> "Or do you have any poison handy?"
<tatterdemalion> Magma Lord: "I must have .. beer! ALE! LIQUEURS FROM THE BLOOD OF VIRGINIANS - err, VIRGINS!"

Quote 6293

<Seven`> "Woah, this guys pretty messed up. And I'm going to be late for school..."
<Audrey_III> "Oh right! My first day! Yes, we should probably find a way to get there."
<Seven`> "Yeah."
<tatterdemalion> Magma Lord hurls a gout of magma towards a helicopter trying to get close. "This world will be runed under my molten fist! Too long have I been denided my rightful place in the cosmos - for too long have others scorned my power!" He looks down. "Do you mind? I am making my speech! I do hope you are recording this."

Quote 6294

<Seven`> "But I have some advice!"
<tatterdemalion> Magma Lord pauses. "Advive?"
* Audrey_III turns back to the giant lava guy while Seven talks to him.
<Seven`> "Today there is a lot going on, and your return might not get the news coverage it deserves! If you want the grovelling you can and deserve to get, perhaps you should rise again tomorrow!"
<Seven`> "And spend today practicing!"
<Seven`> "Good luck!"
* Seven` walks off, not letting Audrey leave him behind.
<tatterdemalion> To the surprise of everyone except Seven, who is used to this, and Audrey, who doesn't know enough to be surprised, he actually does that.

Quote 6295

<Seven`> "Ever been to a mall?"
* Audrey_III looks a bit disappointed at the prospect of not going to school. "No, I've never been out before."
<Seven`> (( hehe, I'd take her to the gardens but that's not PC :) ))
<tatterdemalion> (( hehe ))
<tatterdemalion> (( take her to a flower shop. ))
<Audrey_III> (( :D ))
<Audrey_III> (( :( ))
<Seven`> "Well, the Mall is where all the people from school will be now that schools out..."
<Audrey_III> (( Alcar, can you ever switch off the sadism? :P ))
<tatterdemalion> (( what sadism?! :p ))

Quote 6296

<tatterdemalion> overhead, the sky is briefly darkened by Awesome Man as he flies at awesome speeds to avert yet another crisis on the noninfinite earths.

Quote 6297

* Seven` 's teeth broaden in a smile.
<tatterdemalion> The rest of Seven's mouth, horribly, forgets to.
<tatterdemalion> Or not :)

Quote 6298

<tatterdemalion> Seven - Jake waits until youve ordered and you're both waiting for food. "Kind of lucky, meeting you here boy."
* Seven` smiles. "How so?"
<tatterdemalion> Jake shrugs. "Just was. But you've always been lucky."
<tatterdemalion> Jake: "someday, I want to know how you survived it. And this." He walks back to the table, with food.
* Seven` smiles.
<Seven`> "Someday, I'll learn how I survived it, and I'll tell you."
<Audrey_III> (( Hmm... Ominous. ))
<tatterdemalion> (( *grins ))

Quote 6299

<FirestormZero> he could be evil though :)
<alcar> well, he destroyed his world :p
<alcar> well, timeline. That's never good :p
<Caltak> Thats why I like the Alternate-Universe creating past changes. Where you go back to your time and nothings changed for your reality.
<alcar> hehe. he did tho :p
<alcar> His reality never happens, now.
<alcar> well, not most of it. Problem with time travel is that he knows some of it. Kinda screws free will if you KNOW you'll be at place X at time Y
<Caltak> but if you know you'll be there, what if you go somewhere else?
<Caltak> you know, intentionally.
<alcar> but you know you didn't :)

Quote 6300

<aslhk> the nice thing about high strength is that most things don't really hurt. The bad thing about most things not really hurting is that you end up in front of things that do =P