Quotes 6001 to 6100

Quote 6001

<Dawson> Maybe I should look up some therapists or something... I've seen a bit too much violence for my own good.
* Dawson recalls dismembered animals, stabbing a close friend, watching horrors....
* Dawson shivers.
<AlcarGM> (( and the day isn't over yet! ))
<Dawson> (( lol... wait until i open the door to my room ))
<Dawson> (( the walls will be like made of bleeding flesh or something. ))

Quote 6002

<Dawson> "What the--'
* Dawson looks around stunned
<Dawson> Where am I standing? Anything special on the floor?
<AlcarGM> The world looks normal. Almost obscenely so. Nothing around you strikes you as odd, or unusual. Not until you notice the large black dog at the far end of the hallway, watching you, it's eyes looking like banked fires. You have no idea how it got there.
<Dawson> And how's Debbie... haven't seen her since the party... and what about Sara... she didn't even talk to me there... and WHAT THE HELL
* Dawson looks at the black dog.
<Dawson> (( THE GRIMM! ^_^ ))
<Dawson> "Alex?"
* Dawson draws his gun.
<AlcarGM> The dog looks back at you, and starts. Then growls, low and deep.
<AlcarGM> (( lol. No :p ))
<Dawson> "Security!"
<Dawson> "Puppy... puppy?"

Quote 6003

<Dawson> "Uh. It looks kind of smart. Not like entirely viscious. Sentient."
<Dawson> "I don't know if that's good or bad."
<AlcarGM> Reid: "Bad."
* Dawson looks around.
<AlcarGM> He points his gun at the dog. "You - dog. This is a gun. It tends to hurt."
<Dawson> I'm rich. I probably have silver around here somewhere.
<AlcarGM> Well, yeah. You notice the candlestick about 5' in front of you attached to the wall is silver :)
<Dawson> Could I rip it out?
<AlcarGM> The dog growls at Reid and begins advancing towards both of you, stiff-legged.
* Dawson rips it out.
<Dawson> "Look. One step closer it'll be Dawson, In The Lobby, With The Silver Candlestick."

Quote 6004

<AlcarGm> Charlie beckons both of you over with a wave of his hand. "Sit. it does the chakras good."

Quote 6005

<Hugh`> "So, it's up to him now, is what you're saying?"
<alcargm> Boy #2 <Where did you go?> to the air. <Crying, But you never heard me. You never heard us.>
<alcargm> <Charlie> nods. "Something happened to him, to change his eyes, to change him. The shock removed his soul, or some of it. He needs to find the courage to find it, and his own past."
<alcargm> <Charlie> "The rest is window dressing."
<Hugh`> "Ah, I see."
<alcargm> Boy #2 raises a hand, as if touching something. <I thought.> He stiffens, scrambling to his feet and covering his ears. <NO! No! Nononononno! Dead. You're dead. He's dead. Both of them dead, gone. Go aeway...> he steps back to the edge of the circle and stops, unable to leave it. <Stop saying that!>
<alcargm> <Charlie> looks at the circle. "Well, mostly window dressing," calmly.

Quote 6006

* Hugh` steps in front of charlie, and pulls the flashlight to himself, switching it on and aiming it at the approaching darkness.
<alcargm> <Charlie> takes a few steps backwards. "Everyone has a mother. Theresa. Diana. Dionne. Olgi. I invoke thee...."
<alcargm> Boy #2 jerks his head up, as if listening to something, and screams <NO! GO ..... you're not my mother. Not my ... not..... daddy.. not my...> and he collapses.
<alcargm> The light hits the pool of darkness.. .. there is a hissing noise, perhaps darkness fading, perhaps something in it hissing at you, cat-like... and the pool vanishes....
<alcargm> the building trembles slightly, like a minor earthquake rocked the area.
<alcargm> <Charlie> "By the ... oh."
<alcargm> <Charlie> looks at you. "Good idea."
* Hugh` grins, nodding to Charlie. "Sometimes the simplest answer is the right one, I guess. Light destorys darkness."
* Hugh` runs over to where Boy 2 collapsed.
<alcargm> <Charlie> "Not always. The darkness is always there, when the light goes away. And in the dark places, where there is no light, the light makes them darker still."
<alcargm> Okay, youcross the circle. Boy #2 is curled up in a fetal position, sobbing and screaming inside his head. You get <no ...> <hurrt..> <but we ..> <daddy? you're nt my mummy. not my....> and nothing except a very loud scream after that, that doesn't show any signs of ending.
<alcargm> <Charlie> dusts rosemary off his hands. "That went well. How is he?"

Quote 6007

<Hugh`> "Let's head home for now."
<alcargm> Boy #2 <It didn't work?>
<alcargm> He nods once and follows you outside
<Hugh`> "Oh, it worked a little, but it didn't come all back at once. We'll have to try it one more time, but I'll do it with you, so it should be better."
* Hugh` starts heading back home.
<alcargm> Boy #2 follows. <But you could get ... hurt.>
<Hugh`> "Nah, we'll bring this flashlight again, and Charlie can hold onto it, so he can make the darkness go away if it comes."
<alcargm> Boy #2: <But that's just the darkness outside of the head.>
<GeminiRai> (( He can shine it in your ears ))

Quote 6008

<alcargm`> Okay, you walk home. People are returning form the fair since it's close to 8 pm and they have to bring kids home. Oddly, thee is a lot more traffic than you'd expect foir downtown Millhaven on a Monday night. a lot of pamplets up, with slogans like "Don't let your child be next!", "Smnall towns shouldn't have big crimes!", "Elect a mayory who doesn't had dead men's heads in her fountain!" and "Take back the night!"
<Hugh`> (( 1) why does the order matter anyway? It'll happen eventually. 2) That's naieve. 3) Good luck finding one! 4) Did we ever really have it? ))

Quote 6009

* alcar grins. Sometime Tuesday morning teh aliens are going to buzz Hugh's :p
<alcar> it should be fun.
* alcar was going to have the abduct Sara, but that would be mean to them.
<Caltak> indeed
<Caltak> unless they're really horny aliens.
<alcar> she'd make them into horny aliens.
* alcar would feel to bad for them :)
<alcar> "So you're saying this girl stopped the alien invasion?" "Yes, sir." "Isn't the president giving her a medal?" "He's, ah, talking to her in, uh, private right now."
<alcar> "Oh, dear. Does his wife know?" "She's in there taking notes."
<Tass> mmmmmmmm... probed...
* alcar nods. Yeah. I have this image of anal probing aliens coming to earth and needing help because they can't reproduce :p
<alcar> not UA enough, tho.

Quote 6010

<Chaos`^> someone help me find the off-hand modifier for two weapons
<FirestormZero> uh, it's under combat i think
<Iota> yes.
<Iota> if they're the same size and not light
<Iota> it's -4/-4
<Iota> if one is light, it's -2/-2
<Alcar> and if one is extra light, with half the calories, it's -2/-1
<Iota> no :P
<Alcar> should be :p
<FirestormZero> :) no weilding that new C2 drink

Quote 6011

<Chaos`^> two weapon fighting says that the penalties are lessened two for the primary hand and six for the off hand
<Iota> Chaos`^: that's 3.0.
<Chaos`^> i'm reading from the srd
<Chaos`^> how the fuck would I know?
<Iota> now people are automatically ambidextrous
<Iota> :P
<Alcar> lol. automatically? :p
<Alcar> that's silly.
<Alcar> Funny tho.
<Alcar> "Wow, you're ambidextrous too? Do you know the odds of .. wait, we all are? This is spooky..."
<FirestormZero> -2/-4
<Chaos`^> but i thought I was ambidextrous?
<Alcar> but you only have two arms.
<Chaos`^> who the hell wrote this shit!?

Quote 6012

<FSZGM> <Angie> gives a bucktooth smile at you. "Morning, where are yah headed today?"
<Amber`> "South. Got a load they want me t' take, you know how it is. hey, you know a quick way to the I-37 from here without going through town? I was told on the CB there was one, but Big Hank'd forgotten the rest."
<FSZGM> "Yeah, you could take Route 67."
<Amber`> (( "Not 666?" ))
<FSZGM> At the mention of route 67 an old coot gets up from his chair, with a drunken swagger.
<FSZGM> <Drunk Coot> "AAah Route 67, you know that roads a-haunted *hic*"
<FSZGM> <Drunk Coot> "Crazy things happen there..." his eyes widen, pupils obviously dilated.
<FSZGM> <Drunk Coot> "They say people disappear and never come back!"
<FSZGM> <Angie> "Uh. I take it to work every day Ernie..."
* Amber` looks at her map, then flips the book to the side, and frowns. "You sure it's shorter? I'm already late after dealing with a psycho bitch in Des Moines. Was triving a doritos truck, and she held it up, saying she had enough of her diet and damn near ate most of the mercnandise in one sitting..."

Quote 6013

<FSZGM> She leans over to point at the map, you can quickly see down her shir-- she leans up
* Amber` drops a fiver as a tip and heads outside.
<Amber`> (( oh, wait then :p ))
<FSZGM> (( ^_^ ))
<Arnold`^> (( Amber's a female right? ))
* Amber` grins, then sees the time. "Ah, shoot. I really do have to go."
<Amber`> (( yep. ))
<FSZGM> (( lesbian trucker! ^_^ ))
<Arnold`^> (( Oooh.. lesbian truck driver... that is so hot... ))

Quote 6014

<Arnold`^> "i'm getting..." Starts unbuttoning his shirt "Hot.."
<FSZGM> <Maiya> "Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.... why don't you keep that on mr."
<Arnold`^> "But I'm so... HOT..."
<FSZGM> <Maiya> sighs.
* Arnold`^ whips his sweaty hair around his head flinging water everywhere with a smile
<Arnold`^> "Do you have anything... to... drink?"
<FSZGM> <Maiya> "Yeah sure." she gives you a canteen of water.
* Arnold`^ grabs it and drinks the water
<Arnold`^> "That was so... wonderful... Is there anything I could do to.. repay you?"
<FSZGM> The water feels refreshing and clean.
<FSZGM> <Maiya> "Buy deodorant?"
<Arnold`^> "How erotic."

Quote 6015

<Amber`> "First, how did we get here? And where are we? And why does this feel like a Indiana Jones movie?"
<Arnold`^> (( i can't help but think of arnold with a really bad conery accent 'yesh tatsh wonderful.' ))
* Hgoth points north
* Amber` crosses her arms and waits for more explanation than that, but does look north.
<Hgoth> "See those hills? They block the path to the obelisk if we were to travel any further east. There's a sun temple literally where we stand to connect the pyramid to the southeast to the web."
<Arnold`^> "No worries, hot women always excavate ruins.. it's a rule."

Quote 6016

<Arnold`^> "Do we expect to meet somebody at this abandoned temple that nobody goes to?"
<Hgoth> "Nobody? There's always somebody."
<GeminiRai> (( You're here, aren't you? Maybe you'll have to fight off an army of angry truckers )))
<Amber`> (( teh union :p ))

Quote 6017

* Hgoth ponders for a second, holding out a 3.5" disk.
<Hgoth> "How does one access this? My technology is not compatible."
<Hgoth> "It seems to magnetically hold a very small amount of data. Very primitive."
* Amber` looks at Hgoth, and says "You insert it into the rectal cavity."

Quote 6018

<Arnold`^> "Let me see it."
* Hgoth hands it to Arnold carefully.
* Arnold`^ grabs it and looks it over "You would need a computer."
<Hgoth> "I have access to your world's networks, but there is no receiver in this desert."
* Arnold`^ puts it in his chest pocket "I'll show you later."
<Hgoth> "Right."
<Hgoth> "In the meantime, I'll hang on to it."
<Arnold`^> "Onto what?"
<Hgoth> "It."
* Hgoth points at the human's chest.
<Arnold`^> "It?"
* Arnold`^ looks down
<Arnold`^> "I'm sorry, I don't really.. have those types of relationships with aiens..."
* Hgoth opens his eyes widely, staring at Arnold as they start to glow (still black)
<Arnold`^> "Whoa... is this a mating thing... I'm male of my species you know that right?"

Quote 6019

<Hgoth> TECHNO-WIZARD IS AMAZING
<Hgoth> now i can send spells through email
<alcar> and spam!
<alcar> spam is the important thing.
<FSZGM> lol, spam is more dangerous
* alcar nods. I have a proxy ritual in UA that makes sure someone else gets all your spam :p
<FirestormZero> lol alcar
<alcar> for the infomancers to use on people who *really* piss them off.
<FirestormZero> that's slick

Quote 6020

* alcar thinks pirating spells would rock.
<Rinsei> Go alcar!
<FirestormZero> yeah i like that idea
<FirestormZero> :)
<Chaos`^> "I want to download a penis enlargement spell..."
<Rinsei> "Gah! My fireball was hax0red!" =P
<FirestormZero> lol what about spells that were given fake names?
<Chaos`^> lol
<FirestormZero> like penis enlargment.spl
<FirestormZero> is actually
<FirestormZero> penis-shredder
<FirestormZero> :0

Quote 6021

<Hgoth> "Egypt, child."
<Makoto> "He jipped who?"
<Makoto> "I really should be telling that attendent the trial is finished..." '-';
<Hgoth> "East of Amarna."
<Makoto> "Eased off a what?"

Quote 6022

* Hgoth makes a profession (research on sedated humans) check
<Hgoth> 1d20+14 ish :P
<LegendDice> Hgoth 1d20+14: 18(4) ish :P
<Hgoth> (oops)
<Wade_Whitehouse> (:P You actually have that...)
<Hgoth> (no, i have physical sciences, life sciences, research)

Quote 6023

<FSZGM> Ok, so Wade, Amber, and Makoto are exploring around a bit more, Hgoth catches up to them.
* Hgoth cracks open his skull and takes some brain readings, then eats the brain.
<FSZGM> You are pretty deep in.... woah.
* Hgoth goes and catches up with the party after the meal.
<FSZGM> Hgoth, it's definitely a tasty treat.... the drugs add that special seasoning.

Quote 6024

<Amber`> "I just want to phone work. Do they have relics in the shape of, oh, cell phones?"
<Makoto> "You seem pretty intent on inspecting these places."
<Makoto> "That's nice Mr. Exploring Monster."
<Hgoth> "That is why I am on this planet."
<Makoto> "But I still need to check in at home!" >_<
<Hgoth> "You can go home afterwards.":
<Hgoth> "I can make myself look human enough."
<Amber`> "Afterwards. I might not have a damn job. Shouldn't you have a phone? You know, E.T. Phone home?"
<Hgoth> "Eatey?"
<Hgoth> "..I am full, thanks."
<Makoto> "What's a phone?"

Quote 6025

<AlcarGm> The TV screen has turned from test pattern to static as well.
<Hugh`> "Well, it looks suspiciously as though something is somehow jamming all forms of communication. But it might just be a coincidence."
<Hugh`> (( and suddenly my voice changes to static... :P j/k ))
<AlcarGm> you notice that the old VCR has the same thing .. .instead of te numbers blinking on and off at 12:00 they've change to 3:33 on thei rown, and look all fuzxzy, but you've never heard of a vcr being staticy...
<Hugh`> "Ok... that's freaky."
* Hugh` unplugs the TV and VCR.
<AlcarGm> The static on the TV screen continues... if anything, it gets louder, filled with a buzzing sound, a chainsaw.
<Hugh`> "Ok, yeah, that's definately not normal."
* Hugh` pinches himself a few times.
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 knows enouggh about the tv now to know it shouldn't be working now and pokes it with his finger. Nothing happens. He looks up at you, confused, and pinches you as well, seeing as how you seem to want it.

Quote 6026

<Hugh`> "Ok, so I'm not dreaming." *looks out the window*
<AlcarGm> You see a fucking flying saucer. In your backyard. It looks like someone lifted it from A B movie.
<AlcarGm> http://www.unc.edu/~alanj/images/Flying%20Saucer.JPG
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 looks at it, then at you disbelievingly.
<Hugh`> "Um. I thought we determined I wasn't dreaming..."
<Hugh`> (( with the flag on it, too? :P ))
<AlcarGm> (( yep :p ))

Quote 6027

<AlcarGm> Lacy Stucco comes up to the front door, briefcase in hand, still angry and wondering why the hell Lance dragged her out here ot repay the damned favour anyway.
<AlcarGm> She knocks on the door firmly, almost pounding on it.
* Hugh` opens it right away, smiling. "Hello."
<AlcarGm> lacy Stucco doesn't smile. She forgot how to after the 3rd year of broken homes. Her glare doesn't sofen as she *stares* into you, as if willing herself to see what evils you've done. "Lacy Stucco, child services," crisply, handing you her badge. "May I come in?" in a tone that suggests if you say no, there will be a swat team here within the hour

Quote 6028

<AlcarGm> Shockingly, you don't find Sara at the ferris wheel. A lot of children, and their parents, though.
* Billy`^ scratches his head
<Billy`^> "Odd... Let's look around..."
* Billy`^ looks for a phone booth
<AlcarGm> You find one with a homeless man in it, looking for loose change. He's currently peeling his shirt off and looking at his bare chest sobbing "But I'm Superman. Superman."
* Billy`^ knocks on the door "Can I use that phone?"
<AlcarGm> The homeless man looks up, confused. "I guess.. I can't use it. I try, but I can't. I just can't even fly anymore..." he stumbles out of it.
<AlcarGm> (( and yeah, videomancers are fun :p ))
<Alicia> ( Woah, that's an actual adept? )
<AlcarGm> (( no, it was superman. brought over by a 13 year old adept a few months ago. ))
<AlcarGm> (( real life hasn't suited him at all. ))
<Hugh`> (( poor Clark. ))
<AlcarGm> (( clark didn't come :p ))
<Hugh`> (( ah, even worse. ))

Quote 6029

<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> frowns at you, as if you are stupid, then says "Then what are you?" to boy #2.
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 stares at her, then shrugs. The air changes, subtly, and his eyes get wider than eyes should, then return to normal.
<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> turns a dirty shade of white.
<AlcarGm> boy #2 gives her an apologetic look.
<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> "Lance is..." hoarsely. She recovers rather quickly, though. "I'll need your name, date of birth, address, and everything else. What relation do you want him to be?"
<Hugh`> "Oh, cousin or something, maybe. That's what I originally told Lance." *gives the other info*
<AlcarGm> She nods, taking it down on a legal pad and not looking at boy #2 anymore. She just wants out of here now, and this freakshow. But if she ever figures you're hurting - wait, it's not human - even so ... and the image that followes is her .. eating you .... literally.....
<AlcarGm> and you know she's done it before....
<Hugh`> (( uhhhhhh--- ))
<AlcarGm> (( eating as in killing, and devouring your body. ))
<AlcarGm> (( to make it clear :p ))
<Hugh`> (( yeah thats a little clearer. But still. ))

Quote 6030

<Billy`^> "Ok, then that's one person we've helped... who next?"
<AlcarGm> jane shrugs. "I'm not sure. Your mother seemed stressed."
<Billy`^> "You want to go make ammends with her?"
<AlcarGm> Jane: "You don't think she would?"
<Billy`^> "Well, getting a call from my gym teacher, plus jill.. She's going to be rather ticked.."
<AlcarGm> Jane: "Oh. So I should stay in the tree tonight, then?"
* Billy`^ shrugs "You can try to make up to her... the only way you'd be able to stay in my room is if you convince them you're only a friend... and if you wear clothes..."
<AlcarGm> Jane blinks. "In bed? What would be the point of wearing clothes in bed?"
<AlcarGm> A passing mother covers her sons ears and hurries past after giving the two of you a dirty look.
<Billy`^> "To not piss my mom off?"

Quote 6031

<Hugh`> <Hey, you've seen me eat the stuff, think you can pretend, just to make her happy?>
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 is staring at the food in horror. He senses the link and looks up. <I can try.>
* Hugh` nods to her. "Of course." *serves them each a peice*
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 watches her intently following her in picking up the fork. The social worker looks a bit confused but has a bite anyway.
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 has one also, then looks confused. <Where do I put it?>
<Hugh`> <Uhh... your mouth doesnt connect to anything?>
<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> takes another bite of the pie, belatedly realising youmshould be heating some too because this could be a plot for you to kill off her and your "son"
* Hugh` gets himself a peice silently.
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 blinks. <Connect to something?>
<Hugh`> <Yeah like, we have a tube that goes down our neck into a big organ in our torso, and that's where the food goes.>
<Hugh`> (( this is why he needs schooling. ))

Quote 6032

<AlcarGm> Boy #2 tries to swallow, then looks panicked. <I don't do that.>
<AlcarGm> (( and, in retropsect, that makes a terrible out of context quote ))
<Hugh`> (( yeah, it does. ))
* Hugh` starts eating his piece.

Quote 6033

<AlcarGm> The toilet flushes.
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 comes back. <I put the wite paper in too,> proudly. <You do that too, right?>
<Hugh`> <Uh, how much did you put in, exactly?>
<AlcarGm> Boy #2: <Only half.>
<AlcarGm> Boy #2: <Was that not enough?>
<Hugh`> <Of the roll?>
<AlcarGm> he nods.

Quote 6034

<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> "You don't like pie?"
<Hugh`> <Oh, and she noticed you werent swallowing.>
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 blinks, looking at her warily as if expecting a trap, then shakes his head.
<AlcarGm> Boy #2: <Oh.>
<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> What do you like to eat?
<AlcarGm> <Lacy Stucco> 'I assume you hav e food in the fridge he likes?"
<Hugh`> (( why didnt I jsut let her leave? dear god why... *weeps* ))

Quote 6035

<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "You ..... sleeping with a girl, in your bed! Skipping classes QUITTING the football team! Leaving the toilet seat up!"
<Billy`^> "Whoa, that last one was dad."
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "Don't change the subject, William! I have had enough of this! Tomorrow, you are seeing a psychiatrist! And that ... woman .. isn't allowed in this house, ever again!""
<AlcarGm> Jane: "What about the oak tree?"
* Billy`^ elbows jane
<Hugh`> (( you should both go live in the oak tree ))
<AlcarGm> Jane "What? Not that it's really yours any ....."
* Billy`^ clears his throat
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan, a little derailed, says "Not on our property, at all! I'll get a retraining order!"
<AlcarGm> Jane, not wanting to be elbowed again, says nothing.
<Billy`^> "Will you deny my lover from my own house!? Do you not love ME!? I can't believe you! I am leaving WITH JANE and if you see me again, maybe we'll talk sensible!"
<AlcarGm> Your mother glares at you. "You're what?"
<AlcarGm> Jane: "You're what?"
* Billy`^ grabs Jane and hauls ass out of the house
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"
* Billy`^ runs... fast
* Billy`^ is now known as Chaos`^
<Chaos`^> I"m gunna regret this later

Quote 6036

<AlcarGm> lol. One pc is running away from home witha girl from an oak tree and another is standing in front of a fridge with a social worker who is trying to gdet boy #2 ot eat food, since she thinks he's anorexic.
<AlcarGm> Good ending...

Quote 6037

<Alcar> that was fun :)
<Sintaqx> hehe, yup :)
<Alcar> tho, admitedly, rather hard to explain to people.
<Sintaqx> What's there to explain? All I needed was the testical of a fire elemental to create a permanent solid flame?
<Sparkie> who was also the dicebot *sulks*
<Sintaqx> Happy conincidence
<Sintaqx> Coincidence
<Sparkie> Hah! u cant eben speel it!
<Sparkie> Sorry, I was possessed by aslhk.
<Sintaqx> If it makes you feel any better, Krys is still looking for ya ;)
<Sintaqx> Even still have the Greater ice elemental dagger ;)
<Alcar> that was one of the weirder games we played....
<Alcar> especially the plates that killed people.
<Sintaqx> hehe. yeah
<Sintaqx> When the characters are hunting down the dicebot.. in game... yeah, that is kinda wierd.

Quote 6038

<Tass> I was curious though
<Tass> what was up with the white fire?
<Tass> the crap at Carl's parents house
<Alcar> That was time itself :P
<Alcar> And leakage from winter at a few points.
<Tass> wierd
<Tass> even though you said that
<Tass> it still tells me nothing :P
<Alcar> lol.
<Tass> like, why was time burning me like fire? :P
<Tass> or w/e :P

Quote 6039

<Alcar> ooh..
<Alcar> President Bush defended his decision to invade Iraq even as he conceded on Monday that investigators had not found the weapons of mass destruction that he had warned the country possessed.
* GeminiRai nods
<Alcar> wow. He admitted it...
<GeminiRai> yay
<Alcar> Allowing Iraq to possibly transfer weapons capability to terrorists was not a risk he was willing to take, Bush said.
<GeminiRai> Now we can go on to invade all those other little countries that are just askin for it.
<Alcar> lol. Yeah.
<GeminiRai> You know, assuming this situation were some kind of rpg, who do you think the heroes would be? ^_^
<Alcar> "Well, Canada shares a border with us, so we were justified in bombing Toronto to remove the threat. It was only afterwards that we discovered Ottawa was the capital."
<Alcar> lol! I never thought of that..... I don't think there would be any :p

Quote 6040

<Alcar> The Evil Empire is destroying other smaller nations in a trade war, a war that has increased after the summer palace of the Emperor was destroyed by a group of "villains" ... and the PCs know them, and know they were adventurers as well and it's a smear campaign so try and clear their names and get embroiled into a war against said empire.
<Alcar> there :p
<Alcar> running that would be fun just to see how long it would take players to realise it's the US and Iraq. The Emperor would be a druid of course.
<GeminiRai> a druid? lol
<Alcar> bush :p

Quote 6041

<GeminiRai> That would be cool. If you run it u haev 2 tell me so I can watch or something^_^
<Alcar> lol. I probably never will, but it would be funny to try.
<Alcar> especially for ranting about spells of mass destruction and the Emperor holding up a copy of the Epic Level Handbook and saying "We know these spells exist!"

Quote 6042

<Tass> !fix
<Tass> :P
<Tass> stats(5)
<Sparkie> Tass, arrange these stats to taste: 16 16 15 14 14 13 (88)
<Tass> stats(5)
<Tass> stats(5)
<Sparkie> Tass, arrange these stats to taste: 16 16 15 14 13 12 (86)
<Sparkie> Tass, arrange these stats to taste: 16 16 16 14 13 12 (87)
<Alcar> it's !rig, actually.
<Tass> oh
<Alcar> tho sparkie seems to love you anyway :p
<Tass> holy shit!

Quote 6043

<Billy`^> what's hugh doing?
<Hugh`> Well, definately not naked with an old guy and a child, I'll tell you that.
<Billy`^> ...
<Billy`^> you are one sick man alcar
<AlcarGm> me?
<AlcarGm> Why me? :p
<Billy`^> You made him do it!

Quote 6044

<AlcarGm> Jill screams "What the fuck are you going on about?"
<AlcarGm> Jane: "The truth, of course. Or a truth. You can refuse to accept it, if you want to, but that doesn't change the facts."
<AlcarGm> Jill: "Shut up!"
<AlcarGm> She raises her hand to slap Jane and there is a switchblade in Jane's hands. Her smile is sharp, and her eyes cold.
<Billy`^> "No!" quietly
<AlcarGm> Jane (almost purring) "No one hurts me, anymore. No one."
<AlcarGm> Jill backs away: "You .. you're insane!"
* Billy`^ runs at jane, tackling her
<AlcarGm> The switchblade has vanished from Jane's hand as if it never existed and you run, and encounter empty air. She side-steeped you, but seemed to step sideways further than a person should, as if vanishing for a moment.
* Billy`^ tumbles and rolls
<AlcarGm> Jill screams "Billy! What the fuck are you playing at!" She's crying, with anger, and love, and a lot of frusturation.
* Billy`^ stands and stares at Jane
<AlcarGm> Jane shakes her head. "No one is playing, girl. Give a bird wings and it will fly away."
<Billy`^> "What are you playing at Jane? Why did you pull a weapon on her?"
<AlcarGm> Jane: "She tried to hit me," as if it should be blindingly obvious.
<AlcarGm> Jill: "YOU'RE A PSYCHO WITCH ON PMS!"
<Billy`^> "She tried to hit you with her hand, not a knife! There's a differance!"
<AlcarGm> Jane: "A weapon is a weapon," patiently.
<Billy`^> "No, Jane, it isn't. Jill, go home."
<AlcarGm> Jill: "Go home! Go home! I've had it with you! You're coming home *right now* or I swear to God I'm calling the cops and getting this bitch charged!"
<AlcarGm> Jane: "I don't need charges. I don't do magick."

Quote 6045

* Billy`^ holds her arms "Jill. I am not going home."
<AlcarGm> Jil: "You *gasp* need *struggle* Help!"
<Billy`^> "If anyone needs help here, Jill, it's you."
<AlcarGm> Jill: "I don't think I'm a dead person! Let me go!"

Quote 6046

<AlcarGm> Frank Tiller, one of the two night officers of the Millhaven PD, gets out of his squad car. "What seems to be the problem here.... Barry? Barry Downing? You have .. batmen boxers?"
* Billy`^ laughs
<AlcarGm> Good Samaritan: "Uh, they're my son ..... uh ... someones.... Look, this .. boy . .was trying to rape this girl, Frank!"
<Billy`^> "Batman came at me with a shotgun... That would make a T-shirt.."
<AlcarGm> Frank's voice, above you, no longer amused. "Is that so?"
<AlcarGm> Jill's voice: "Uh ....." in the tone of someone who is realizing that this may not, in fact, have been the best idea, even if her brother is bonkers. "Yes? Yes. Yes! he did."
<AlcarGm> Frank: ".... right."
* Billy`^ just stays quiet
<Billy`^> "I guess an orange suit is better than a white suit with long sleeves..." TO himself... and jill...

Quote 6047

<AlcarGm> Charlie walks over and says "Be still,"and stabs Boy #2 in the heart.
<AlcarGm> Then things get weird.

Quote 6048

<AlcarGm> He walks over to Jill, with his notebook. Jill is looking around for Jane, confused, and then begins answering questions, hesitantly. She looks over at you a time or two and then looks away again quickly.
<AlcarGm> abot 5 minutes later Frank comes back to the car and goes into the front, driving ot the station. There is protective glass between the front and back and he isn't lowering it, but from time to time he stares at you in the rearview mirror with a look of loathing that makes you feel like the scum of the earth, even though you did nothing
<Billy`^> Nah, it's cool
<AlcarGm> cool? :p
<Billy`^> Jill feels guilty
<Billy`^> enough to make her stomach rumble
<AlcarGm> You do know that blaming the woman is the rapists first defense, right?

Quote 6049

<AlcarGm> So, one pc just astrally killed an npc and is now in his memories, and another is in jail for raping his sister....

Quote 6050

<Billy`^> "SO, are you going to take me out back and shoot me?"
<AlcarGm> Frank: "Oh. Too bad." he shoves you ahead of him and into the police station, stepping on your heels painfully along the way.
<AlcarGm> Frank: "Not today. We should. It'll kill your mother when she finds out what you did, you fuck."
<Billy`^> "Maybe everyone would feel better if I were dead, right? Isn't that how it works?"
<AlcarGm> Frank: "Oh, no," softly. "You'll get to go to jai. With prisoners named Buff and Butch and be their little girl."
* Billy`^ laughs
<Billy`^> "Yeah, probably. It's better than Hastings I supose."
<Billy`^> (( hastings being the town where the mental institution in nebraska is ;))
<AlcarGm> The office is empty, except for Maureen Brown, the school secretary, who works here nights. Maureen stares at you, looking sadened and rather sickened.... a look in her eyes of broken hopes.
<AlcarGm> (( lol. Just one for the state? :p ))
<Billy`^> (( Hai Low population means less crazy people =p ))
<AlcarGm> (( But I have a town in Nebraska now! The crazy people number is lots bigger now :p ))
<Billy`^> (( Indeed, they may need another town to hold your town ))

Quote 6051

<AlcarGm> There is a small window, at head height. You can pull off the bars and crawl out. Well, you could if this was D&D. Unfortunately, you could only crawl out if you were a deformed fetus being shot between bars.

Quote 6052

<AlcarGm> The old man nods, then doubles over and throws up on the floor. He sits back up a few moments, later, wiping his beard and face off, not very well. "I'm .... David," with almost a question on the word. "I'm not drunk. They just think I am. I'm shober. It's my twin brother who's drunk."
<Billy`^> "Right. So that's why you're here?"
<AlcarGm> David: "His name is dave," speaking to your left shoulder.
<AlcarGm> The old man pauses a long time, then says "That's my name too," as if just discovering the fact. He looks horrified.
<Billy`^> "How ironic."
<AlcarGm> David: "No. No iron involved," firmly, as if a bit hesitantly.
<Billy`^> "That's unfortunate. So are you your own twin brother?"
* Billy`^ goes back to his bench
<AlcarGm> David sways slightly, turning a sickly shade of lime green. "Fucker... won't stop drinking. Thinks he's Dion, he does. My head......." He cradles his head in his hands, whimpering to the tune of It's A Small World After All. The first seven notes. Over and over.....
<Billy`^> "Dave, it's getting late, you better sleep."
<AlcarGm> David: "Told you. Not dave. He's the ... drinker. I need something to eat," hoarsely. "Like rat poison. Show him who's the boss, yeah......"

Quote 6053

<AlcarGm> About 10 minutes later, she returns and tosses an apple through the bars.
<AlcarGm> It hits the bed and bounces onto the floor.
* Billy`^ stares at it...
* Billy`^ looks at Jane and smiles sweetly
<Billy`^> "So..." Quietly "How do you eat without hands?"
<AlcarGm> You are still cuffed. You now wish you'd tried bobbie for apples at the Circus :p
<AlcarGm> Jane: "With your teeth?"

Quote 6054

<AlcarGm> Your mother walks down the hallway to your cell, her expression indecipherable.
* Billy`^ clears his throat and goes to the bench and sits
* Billy`^ looks at her, keeping a poker face
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan walks over to the cell, looking horrified at the vomit in the other cell. She stops and stares at you, searching your expression for something. "Billy?"
<Billy`^> "Can I help you?"
<AlcarGm> ....
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "..."
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "Pardon?"

Quote 6055

<AlcarGm> Mary Flan looks up. "Jill said you don't even think you're my son anymore!"
<AlcarGm> She looks stricken and confused.
<Billy`^> "That doesn't make me hate you."
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "Then why make up such a lie?!"
<Billy`^> "What else did Jill tell you?"
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "There is more?!"
<Billy`^> "More to what?"
<AlcarGm> Mary Flan: "Sjhe said you think you're some .. some person from egypt, a king." She laughs, unconvincingly
<Billy`^> "listen, Currently I"m up on criminal charges for attempted rape, incest and as much as frank likes me, Likely resisting arrest. I'm the on who should be asking questions here!"
<Billy`^> is there even a charge for incest?

Quote 6056

<AlcarGm> Amanda looks you over, and at some paper on her desk. :"It seems you are here because you believe you are not Billy Flan, correct?"
<AlcarGm> amanda: "Tell me about yourself."
<Billy`^> "uuh... I go to school.. I used to be in football, but I decided it wasn't for me... Lately I've been hanging around the fair, but other than that I'm usually at home."
<AlcarGm> amanda: "No, no what you do. Tell me about who you *are*."
<Billy`^> "I'm affraid I don't understand."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "Those are things that you do, not things that you are. They're not *you* Billy. You're not defined by them. Try again."
* Billy`^ simply stares at her
<Billy`^> "You DO have a degree right?"
<AlcarGm> She points to the wall by the door. She does.

Quote 6057

<Billy`^> "Let's skip that question."
<AlcarGm> amanda: "Why?"
<AlcarGm> amanda: "What about being you bothers you so much?"
<Billy`^> "It's not that it bothers me, it's that I don't know the answer you're looking for."
<AlcarGm> amanda tsks. "I'm not looking for answers for me. You're looking for answers for yourslf. Who are you? Or, perhaps, are you?"

Quote 6058

<AlcarGm> She looks at you. "Why do you believe you're Qa'a?"
<Billy`^> "Why not?"
<AlcarGm> amanda: "That isn't an answer, that's an evasion."
<AlcarGm> She waits.
<Billy`^> "I'm sorry I thought we were in phylosophy still..."
<AlcarGm> She continues to wait calmly.
<Billy`^> "Well, let's see.. I seem to recall sitting five thousand years in a tomb... This was back when they didn't leave a deck of cards in tombs you see, I got rather bored... It's hard to forget that. I seem to have his memories... You know, the fun stuff as well as the bad stuff..."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "And what do you believe happened to Billy?"
* Billy`^ shrugs
<Billy`^> "What happens to people when their souls are destroyed?"
<AlcarGm> Amanda pauses for a moment, then says "I think only God could answer that one, Billy."

Quote 6059

<AlcarGm> Amanda: "Why do you believe Billys soul was destroyed?"
<Billy`^> "I don't know what happened to his soul."
<Billy`^> "That just seams the easiest to explain."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "Then why do you think it was destroyed?"
<Billy`^> "Because it seems the simplest solution."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "To what?"
<Billy`^> "To your question."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "And because it's simple it's the right one?"
<Billy`^> "Your question was, what do I think happened to billy. The right answer would be that I think only god could answer that one, Amanda."
<AlcarGm> "But you believe his soul was destroyed? How does that make you feel?"
* Billy`^ shrugs
<Billy`^> "It's a pretty shitty existance to not exist..."

Quote 6060

<Billy`^> "I'm being accused of trying to rape Jill, after I wouldn't go home with her last night she decided that would get me home. She was wrong, it landed me in jail with a few battle scars from friendly frank." Pointing to his matted head, still smeared in blood
<AlcarGm> Amanda nods slowly. "I see. According to the report, you resisted arrest?"
<Billy`^> "According to the report."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "I see. Did you try and rape your sister?"
<Billy`^> "No."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "Why would she have said you tried to?"
<Billy`^> "So that I wouldn't run away."
<Billy`^> "Keep me in jail, keep me in town."

Quote 6061

<AlcarGm> Amanda: "Do you think that cost her or hurt her?"
* Billy`^ shrugs "I don't know Jill all that well, perhaps she's enjoying her time away from me, perhaps she feels bad, perhaps she doesn't really give a shit. I really couldn't say."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "Do you think she could have done it out of love for her brother?"
<Billy`^> "I can think of better ways to get me to stay in town. I'll never be able to show my face without getting a dirty look again, even if the charges are dropped."
<AlcarGm> Amanda: "What other ways could you see someone having used?"
<Billy`^> "Well, calling me in as a runaway, for one. The least she could have done was corrected herself when the police came. Maybe just simply screaming."
<Billy`^> "I almost got shot by a man in batman boxers."

Quote 6062

<AlcarGm> Amanda: "I see. Do you feel any remorse for what you've done, Mr. Flan?:"
<Billy`^> "What have I done?"

Quote 6063

* Billy`^ looks at his watch "Don't I get an hour?"
<AlcarGm> "We can book extra time next session."
<Billy`^> "Uh-huh... We'll see about that, Amanda."
* Billy`^ stands
<AlcarGm> She raises her eyebrowns, but says nothing to your implied threat, just "Good evening."

Quote 6064

* AlcarGm is tempted to email bali with a game update for his pc he never played :p
<Keith> LOL
<Keith> and I thought I was being a bitch lately!
* AlcarGm grins. I'm tempted to for the sheer fun of it :)

Quote 6065

<Billy`^> I call bullshit
<Billy`^> Lance is a bad liar
<AlcarGm> lol. Oh? :p
<Billy`^> he tried to skip town with me
<AlcarGm> he did?
<Billy`^> Yeah
<Billy`^> that's what those symbols were for
* AlcarGm looks innocent
<Keith> lol
<Keith> your as innocent as a drug needle in a crack house
<Billy`^> LoL

Quote 6066

* AlcarGm doesn't know 3.5 and never plans to :p
* Keith nods
<Keith> I looked over charicters from .5 they basicly had to buff up like half the classes to get closer to balanced
* AlcarGm nods. The 3e sorcerer sucks, balance wise :P
<Keith> barbs in the end gain higher resistance and something else along the way, realy not much change from what I could tell
<Keith> lol yah don't remember what/if anything they did there
<AlcarGm> but I seldom care about balance anyway :)
<Keith> yah a drunken master succubie tends to scream that
<alcar> lol. Yep.

Quote 6067

<alcar> being minor nobility is [possible], but why the pc would ever go off adventuring would have to be worked out since there is no reason to do it :P
<Chaos`^> an evil emperor took over the castle and now I have to play the hero and get it back?
<alcar> No evil emperors.
<alcar> the baronies do fight each other, but the duke adjucates and his word is final :)
<Chaos`^> what the hell d&d game doesn't have evil emperors?
<alcar> one that is NOT having a battle between Good and Evil, that's what :p
<Chaos`^> what the hell kind of d&d game doesn't have a battle between good and evil?
<alcar> one that is also not set in the middle ages and does not having everyone as white :P
<alcar> I.e. one that is eschewing stereotypes for fantasy games :)

Quote 6068

<AlcarGM> The dog takes two steps backwards, looking confused, and then it's eyes get wide and it springs *into* the wall, and vanishes .
<AlcarGM> Reid: :"Interssting. Back to back, watch the walls."
<AlcarGm> Reid doesn't sound worried, or alarmed at all.
<AlcarGm> You keep wondering what happened to the walls, and a small part of your mind is wondering how to exlain the candle-holder to the cleaning staff, since "I ripped it off to hit a dog" doesn't make sense, not that much does lately)
<Dawson> "Alright"
* Dawson does as he says, gun drawn obviously.
<Dawson> "What about the floor?"
<Dawson> (( i shouldn't have said that. ))
<AlcarGm> Reid: "... Good point. Keep an eye on it, I'll watch the ceiling."

Quote 6069

<AlcarGm> And the the wall in front of you opens, like a seam splititng, and the dog comes out like a fetus aborted froma womb, all blood, guys and mucus, torn into pieces of raw flesh and bone skewered with shards of bloody glass
* Dawson looks left and right, peripherial scans, keeping his eyes moving, guard ready.
<Dawson> (( That was very... colorful alcar.))
<AlcarGm> The carcass falls to the floor with a meaty thud, the head rolling towards your feet
<AlcarGm> (( thank you :p ))

Quote 6070

<AlcarGm> The carcass falls to the floor with a meaty thud, the head rolling towards your feet
<Dawson> "We-well damn that's-- sick man... sick..."
<AlcarGm> Reid turns, keeping an eye on the walls, his gaxe trying to look everywhere at once. "Is it dead?"
<Dawson> "I'm gonna guess yes."
<AlcarGm> the head comes to a stop, and you notice the eyes have been removed, replaced with small pieces of yellow paper pinned into the cavities neatly with little pins.
<Dawson> "Well, I think we all know who did that."
<AlcarGm> The sound of footsteps reesolves itself into Karl, barrelling up stairs and gasping a little for breath. He's holding an uzi.
<Dawson> "Howdy."
<AlcarGm> Reid looks at you, curiously, perhaps warily. "We do?"
<AlcarGm> Karl: "What is," he pauses to get his breath "Going on .. here?"
<Dawson> "I thought it was Karl, but apparently not..."
<Dawson> (( TEH BUTLER!!! ))

Quote 6071

<AlcarGm> Karl looks around, then sees the body, then stares. "What. The ...." His gaze snaps up, hard and unamused. "What the fuck happened here?"
<Dawson> (( Sorry... I broke the candle holder. Oh, the corpse? ))
<AlcarGm> Reid just smiles slightly, amused by your joke., and waits, keeping an eye on the walls.
<Dawson> "Another Dog."
<Dawson> "It went into the walls... but didn't last long"
<AlcarGm> Karl: "Where did it come - " he stops. "It went into the walls?" he considers something, then says "The kitchen., now. I think you need drinks, and I'd rather not remain up here. Reid, take care of the body."
<AlcarGm> Karl puts his gun away and walks back towards the stairs. If you didn't know better, you'd think he was shaken.
<Dawson> (("Good idea, let's drink to... A FUCKING CORPSE OF A DOG ON THE FLOOR!"))

Quote 6072

* Dawson chews his breakfast heartily, savoring the possibly homosapien flesh as he munches.
<AlcarGm> (( homosapien? Surely you jest. They had free dog. ))
<Dawson> ((OH GOD NOT LASSIE!))
<AlcarGm> (( Lassie: The wishbone years.... ))

Quote 6073

<AlcarGm> Your first period passes largely with people in shock, and alot of them asking when you're next party will be, since the last one was cool.
* Dawson keeps informed, talking about it but not sharing his personel involvement, and promising a party in a few weeks.
<Dawson> This time to be held at perhaps a hotel, or less troublesome spot.
<AlcarGm> (( a hellmouth. ))
<Dawson> (( yeah, that sounds like less troublesome :) ))

Quote 6074

<AlcarGm> Professor O'Rye begins speaking, and while it's hard to hear him through the crowd, you do see's crying. Quite a frw people near him are as well, and he's obviously moved, and devastated. Slowly, people actually begin to shut up, and many students look confused, since this is the first real death they've seen in their sheltered lives, and the grief is too raw for them to accept.
<AlcarGm> About half way through the lunch break, O'Rye finally stops speaking and buries the dog. Most of the students hurry away as quickly as possible, unnerved or confused. A few are angry about the wasted period.
<AlcarGm> You overhear someone saying Sara would likely celebrate it by doing sex doggie-style with the class.
<Dawson> (( Oh, that's tasteless.... I bet i know who said it too... ))

Quote 6075

<Alcar> but, realistically, all you'd be would be wizard/fighhter or monk, for practical purposes.
<Chaos`^> But can you honestly keep a secret a secret for a long time? What if this is from way back in the day.. you know.. ancient chinese secret?
<Alcar> secrets work best when they aren't secret :)
<Alcar> There is no point in having a secret police, for example, if no one knows they exist

Quote 6076

<Chaos`^> sorcerer hit die is so small...
<Chaos`^> i wonder why they have hitpoints at all
<tatterdemalion> ciuz of the hp cost for spells :p
<Chaos`^> thank god
<tatterdemalion> is on teh site.
<Sintaqx> *points to map* &q