Quotes 5801 to 5900

Quote 5801

<AlcarGM> Boy #2 hasn't moved, and looks a lot thinner now and is covered in oozing blisters, his whole body twisted painfully. The air inside the house doesn't seem as warm as it normally does.. the faint smell of your foster mothers perfume that seems to linger on after she passed is gone. Boy #2 stops oozing, but the blisters remain.
<AlcarGM> The door does close, but for a moment you havean irrational fear your hand is going to go right through it instead.
<AlcarGM> Boy #1 lets out a despairing howl.
* Hubert` engages the locks and then steps back.
<AlcarGM> Your head hurts, a lot..... and Boy #2 is still on the deck, blistered and burning, and not moving. Perhaps he can't, anymore.
<Hubert`> (( well I'm gonna wait til morning to scrape him off, thats for sure. ))

Quote 5802

<Hubert`> (( I swear, if that brat's still all gooey and crispy in the morning, Imma take a bat to him. ))
<Dawson> ((it's UA, he won't be there at all.))
<Hubert`> (( well no, thats what they do in real life. ))
<AlcarGM> Somehow, tho, perhaps because it's been too damned much today, or you're too tired, or the mind can adapt to anything, you do manage to sleep. You wake in the morning feeling achy and worn out, but you're head isn't hurting anymore
<Dawson> ((making you wonder if it was all just a dream. Until you realize he isn't there because he is behind you, with an ax. UA. ))

Quote 5803

<AlcarGM> Boy #2 is, indeed, on your porch. His feet seem to have melted into it, somehow, and his skin is blistered and raw, like aq bad burn victim. He's trying to cower from the light, shading his eyes, and his hair is falling out in patches, his frechkles standing out sharpy on a too pale face.
* Hubert` puts on his shades, and opens the door a bit, making sure the other one's not around.
<AlcarGM> The other one is nowhere to be seen.
* Hubert` opens it. "I don't know why you hang out with that guy, if he makes you do crap like this."
* Hubert` grabs a metal spatula to get this kid's feet off the porch.
<Dawson> (( Awww. What a sweetheart. ))
<Dawson> ((Unless you plan to cook him))
<Hubert`> (( No, I just dont need a mutilated living scarecrow on my front step. ))
<Hubert`> (( though the living part is debatable ))
<Dawson> ((Why not, it'd keep sara away... ))
<Hubert`> (( unless she decided to sex him up. ))

Quote 5804

<AlcarGM> Boy #2 doesn't reply. You get nothing coherent except an ache that reaches out, past will or thought, and thena burbling, happy sigh flows through your mind and Boy #2 curls up into a ball under the blanket, sleeping.
* Hubert` ponders what to do.
* Hubert` would actually want to bring him in, if he weren't afraid he would burst into flame or something...
* Hubert` decides to put him on the couch or something, so he isnt touching the floor. But if he starts getting affected, right back out he goes.
<AlcarGM> lol. k.
<Hubert`> (( its such a bad idea, probably, but I like this one. It seems like his brother's the one who's a jerk. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( you don't know the half of it :P ))
<Hubert`> (( and Im sure somehow Child Services will be on my ass later. :P ))

Quote 5805

<Malten> ... are you back lol?
<Hubert`> are you?
<Hubert`> are any of us?
<Sparkie> We never went away. We are always here, watching, waiting, for you to makie a single roll, a single error in the skeins of drunken fate to pull you down to the black abyss that spawned us.
<Sparkie> Dicebots, that is.

Quote 5806

* alcar is half-tempted to try and pull a Scully for Mac. Somehow, he's not around for weird stuff, or can rationalize it.. would be neat.
<Gemm> "What are you talking about Dawson? That can't be real. I didn't see it."
<alcar> "Wow, nice contacts Hugh."
<alcar> it could be fun for the first few sessions. He's nice and normal and all the other pcs are going into very weird places
<Gemm> And then he gets pregnant with an alien child! :P
<Brisby> let's compete for the freakiest thing to happen TO a PC, eh?
<Brisby> Compete to lose! :)

Quote 5807

<alcargm> Reid walks towards the house, his voice low "What was that thing?"
<Dawson> "A possessed person transformed into a dog through archaic, likely alien, methods."
<Dawson> ((That sounds less believable than I thought.))
<Dawson> "Or perhaps even through mental powers or even magic, there was a wizard at the party too if you saw the salt."
<alcargm> Reid stops, and stares at you oddly. "And this is, what, normal for you?"

Quote 5808

<alcargm> Karl looks at you. "You're rather calm over all this. Tortured a few people before?"
* Dawson shoots Karl a cold glance.
<Dawson> "You're even calmer. You've lost count by now I bet."
<alcargm> He returns it impassively, his eyes cold and empty. You've seen eyes like that during training. He could kill you, everyone here, and feel nothing at all. "I never kept count."
<Dawson> "I know. You wouldn't have to. You were probably just as good your first time. A natural. Your mom must be proud."
<alcargm> (( Karl: "No, she was my first." ))
<alcargm> Karl just smiles slightly
<Dawson> (( btw LOL and creepy.))
<alcargm> (( could be true :p ))
<Dawson> (( That's why it's both. ))

Quote 5809

* Dawson looks upon the frail Alex, pitying him.
<Dawson> "What's that they say? A true friend stabs you in the front?"
<Dawson> "This will be less painful. If you don't come back... I'm sorry."
* Dawson stabs straight through the heart.
<Dawson> Mind check?
<alcargm> (( hell yes :p ))
<alcargm> Reid comes into the room, watching curiously.
* Dawson sighs.
<alcargm> (( k, you've got 2 hardened notches in violence by and by :p ))
<Dawson> (( Great, on my way to Karl-dom))
<alcargm> <Reid> "it may help if you pull it out."
<Dawson> "Right."
* Dawson takes out the machete.

Quote 5810

<alcargm> <Alexander> "I let him kill me because I was afraid to die."
<alcargm> <Alexander> "... That sounds really stupid."

Quote 5811

<Dawson> great session
<Dawson> Karl's crazy
<Dawson> Reid's Crazy
<Dawson> Alex's Crazy
<Dawson> and I'm on the way.
<Dawson> Wait until I call my dad :)

Quote 5812

<FirestormZero> LoL I bet this is like a team of sociopathic godwalkers.
<alcar> Karl Is useful, tho. If you ever need somethnig really horrible done :P
<FirestormZero> I was going to shoot Karl just to see what would happen.
<FirestormZero> But decided I liked the game
<FirestormZero> and wanted a few more sessions before finding out

Quote 5813

<alcar> What makes Karl scary is that he's a normal human being.
<FirestormZero> you use normal a bit loosely :)
<alcar> No demon, never been possessed, never really deal with the unnatural. Just what anyone could become, in the right (well, wrong) circumstances :)
<FirestormZero> I think I'll vote socialist just because of that.

Quote 5814

<alcargm> Breakfast is whatever you asked, made well. Carol is currently making lunch for the workers and asks how the party went, wild dog aside.
<Dawson> "Party was great... It'll be talked about for ages."
<Dawson> "I think I'll just have a few friends over from now on."
<alcargm> Carol nods. "That makes sense, dear. It could have gotten out of hand, with the ways kids are these days."
<Dawson> ((Lord. How many dead bodies need to crop up before things get out of hand to her?))
<alcargm> (( Best not ask ))

Quote 5815

<Dawson> (( Do my alphabits spell redrum? ))

Quote 5816

<Dawson> "That handeled alright?"
<Dawson> to Karl.
<alcargm> Karl: "Perhaps. He worries me. He has a secret."
<alcargm> (( This, from Karl. :p ))
* Dawson nods.
<Dawson> "He definitely does not wish us well."
<alcargm> Karl: "He wants a reason to hurt others. A man without power is more dangerous than one with power, if they gain it." His hand, perhaps unconsciously, strays towards his pistol as he watches Barry.
* Dawson nods. "Best to keep that sort from gaining power. Too many cowards have badges, and need them to feel valuable."

Quote 5817

<tatterdemalion> Karl: "Dead men seldom ask questions."
<Dawson> "Sherrifs offices do."
<Dawson> "Especially because they know exactly where he's been."
<Dawson> (( I have to sleep now... ))
<alcargm> Karl: "Did you know that killing a sherrif is less jail time than a deputy sherrif?"
<alcargm> And with that, he walks away and we end the session :p

Quote 5818

* FirestormZero has joined #game1
<FirestormZero> Dude, alcar[work[
<FirestormZero> I am having a kegger at my house
<FirestormZero> it's turning out just like dawson's party
<Chaos`^> if you're having a kegger
<Chaos`^> why the fuck are you here?
<FirestormZero> i wanted to tell alcar[work[
<FirestormZero> haha
<FirestormZero> that life immitates games
<FirestormZero> and i'm drunk
<FirestormZero> whoosh
* FirestormZero Quit (Quit: )
<Chaos`^> lol
<Chaos`^> if he's so drunk, how does he type so well?

Quote 5819

<Brisby> You know...
<Brisby> 1*3*3*37 = 333?
<Brisby> how 13337. =b

Quote 5820

<alcar> Yup. Space Opera idea.
<alcar> except without aliens.
<Chaos`^> uh-huh?
<alcar> mostly based on the idea that some Heroes go out and defeat the Evil Bad Big Goverment, and then everyone is screwed over because it's what kept things working.
<alcar> so you get space-style dark ages :)
<alcar> much like the fall of the roman empire
<Chaos`^> what about the burning of room?
<Chaos`^> rome even
<Chaos`^> i burn my room alot too

Quote 5821

<kentari> besides its sunny out
<kentari> you can't play a game when the sun is out
<kentari> that's like .. asking for trouble

Quote 5822

<AlcarGm> The phone is answered on the 4th ring. "Oscar Meyer Weiners. How can we direct your call?"
<Brisby> "Hey Oscar. Did you miss me?"
<AlcarGm> Pause, then in his normal voice. "No, not really. What the hell happened at that party? We had smeone doing covert ops there and he's currently locked himself into a nut house and babbling about birds."
<Brisby> "Hmm. Something about a freakish dimensional warp into an alternate universe much like a combination of _Sesame Street_ with _A Wrinkle in Time_. Likely related to the disappearance of the castle.
<AlcarGm> (( You know, that's the first time I've seen someone actually use _with names of books_ .. in an irc chat .. for a game. Doing too many essays lately? :) ))
<Brisby> (I'm a markup aficionado :)
<Brisby> (( =b ))
<Brisby> (( doing too much HTML lately ))

Quote 5823

<Brisby> "Will do. Anything else notable happen while I was away?"
<AlcarGm> Oscar: "Nothing that should concern you, though once you're done this current assignment we'll want a detailed report on the alternate universe."
<AlcarGm> You're pretty sure you image the "C is for CIA and that's good enough for me!" before he hangs up.
<AlcarGm> Reasonably sure.

Quote 5824

* kentari has joined #game1-ooc
<kentari> hmmm
<kentari> I heard everyone hates kentari
<kentari> :(
* Sparkie hates everyone.
<Brisby> the enemy of your enemy is your friend, Sparkie.
<Brisby> Therefore Kentari is the computer!
<kentari> :P
<kentari> To hate me is treason!

Quote 5825

<AlcarGm> Brisby is seducing Chet. Or something :p
<Drake`> omfg!
<Drake`> :P
<Drake`> :o
<Drake`> :D
<Brisby> I am?
<Drake`> damn you tracey!
<Drake`> I knew you were a bad influence
<Tracey`^> lol
<Tracey`^> yeah
* Drake` demands divine intervention.
<AlcarGm> <Brisby> "Sure, we can go somewhere else..."
<AlcarGm> * Brisby directs him to her bedroom...
<Brisby> You have a dirty mind, AlcarGm.

Quote 5826

<Drake`> oh man
<Drake`> that sucks
<Drake`> I meant to invert my aura and be like, a lure
<Drake`> :P
<Tracey`^> dood
<Tracey`^> if you inverted your aura you would look just like me
<Tracey`^> then there would be two mes
<Tracey`^> lol
<Drake`> lol
<Drake`> we could have sex
<Drake`> cuz it would just be you doing yourself
<Drake`> no one would get in trouble or pregnant
<Drake`> :P
<Tracey`^> totally
<Tracey`^> i'm up for it
<Drake`> chaos dude
<Drake`> I know you would fap fap to drake
<Drake`> no thanks

Quote 5827

* Tracey`^ smiles to Warny... err Varney
<AlcarGm> The vampire shrugs and takes a seat, and returns Traceys smile very warmly.
<AlcarGm> Edward sighs. "Sex later, if you ask her nicely. I'd like information."
* Drake` files Tracey on his things to do list, then! :P j/k
<Brisby> (( Drake + Tracey in that context sounds like... hmm, I hope I'm outside the blast radius ))
<Drake`> ((:P blast radius, huh?))
<Drake`> ((no one escapes rapture))
<Drake`> ((:P))
<Brisby> (( there's Drake` being ambitious again ))

Quote 5828

* Tracey`^ backs her into a dark corner and puts her mouth to her ear "You lost your accent."
<AlcarGm> Vampirella gasps. "For you .... I'd lose.. anything..."
* Tracey`^ giggles slightly "Why do you want to be a vampire so... BAD" the last part in a 'alterior motive' tone
<AlcarGm> Vampirella: "Don't you?! Humans are cattle, sheep. Compared to them, we're nothing but meals on wheels. Without wheels."

Quote 5829

<AlcarGm> Father Valentine nods to you, and raises an eyebrow at Chet (tho, admittedly, not as much as he would have if Chet still had the piercings), and sets him to doing dishes. During a lull between people needing free food, conversation, blessings, and the like, he asks who the woman sleeping in the library is, and why she won't wake up
<Brisby> "She's that boy's mother. And her young daughter was murdered yesterday. She... needs some peace."
<AlcarGm> Valentine looks shocked. "Murdered? Have the police found any leads?"\
<Brisby> "Well, the man who did it is also dead. She had been kidnapped, and... the rescue/negotiations, they... failed."
<AlcarGm> Valentine crosses himself. "Dead God in Heaven..."
<AlcarGm> (( Uh, Dear God in Heaven.. :p ))

Quote 5830

* Tracey`^ sits down "My mistake... I sort of stole the door lady."
<AlcarGm> Edward: "You'd stoop that low?"
<Tracey`^> "I've always been low, what would make this different?"
<AlcarGm> Edward considers replying, then decides not to for nhis own peace of mind.
<Drake`> "For one, she was a woman."
* Drake` replies for Ed. :P
<Tracey`^> "Oh, don't worry, I didn't do anything with her.."
<Tracey`^> "I literally stole her."
<Drake`> "Did you put her back when you were finished with whatever you did TO her?"
<Tracey`^> "She'll be calling me in about an hour and a half if Varney doesn't kill her."

Quote 5831

<Brisby> "How should he contact you in the future? Does the contents of the enevlope explain?"
<AlcarGm> Stephen nods. "Everything is in there. It'ds a routine vamp slaying."
<Brisby> (( that should O_o the kid ))
<AlcarGm> (( Stephen: "Though our previous agent, Ms. Summers, died at it, you should do fine." ))

Quote 5832

<AlcarGM> Vincent enters and looks around, putting the briefcase on the table. "Don't want to take up much of your time. Was just wondering if you'd kiled your taxes this year."
<AlcarGM> (( filed ))
<Hugh`-> (( "Yes, I killed them. I buried them in the backyard. Would you like some coffee?" ))
<Dawson> (( When alcar makes freudian slips like that you'd best be careful Hugh.))
<AlcarGM> (( The tax forms of death ))
<Hugh`-> (( Line 24b: Add up line 12A, C, and 19D to find how many minutes you have to live. ))
<Dawson> (( that would be a perfect UA item... ))

Quote 5833

<GeorgeBailey> "Has Harry come home? I couldn't find him... I think most of the people had a head start on me getting away from the place..."
<AlcarGM> Ma gasps in horror. "A giant dog? Don't say the H word! Are you . .are you all right? Did it bite you?" urgently
<GeorgeBailey> "I'm... fine, I think, but..."
<AlcarGM> Ma: "But what? Surely no one was hurt!"
<AlcarGM> Pa: "he wouldn't be banging on our door at this hour if everyone was fine," gravely, dressed in his robe and behind Ma. "Want to come in and talk about it, son?"
<GeorgeBailey> "I don't know- there might have been something else- I think Harry was right in the middle of things and I haven't seen him..."
<AlcarGM> Pa: "Harry was in the middle of it?" slowly. "What do you mean, son?"
<GeorgeBailey> "well... <gulp> He was standing right over where... when people started screaming and running... "
<AlcarGM> Ma: "He was what! He never said any such thing! I'm going to tan his hide!"
<GeorgeBailey> "What? Huh? Is he here?"
<AlcarGM> Pa: "You feeling all right, son? I know they serve alcohol at those parties...."

Quote 5834

<AlcarGM> Harry grins. "I guess they were there to stop wild dogs, Ma." And his voice is Harry. Everything about him is, but it feels wrong. And the glint in his eyes could be the light, or mockery, or maybe you just need more sleep.
<GeorgeBailey> (( I told you it was evil incarnate. :))

Quote 5835

<AlcarGM> Vincent nods. "Just glad to be of help, my boy. Esmerelda was a wonderful woman."
<AlcarGM> ANd you get a sudden vivid imagine, with sound effects, of both of them in your mothers bed, having sex. There's a knife involved, and silk ropes....
<Hugh`-> (( "And what exactly do you mean by that, huh?" o_O ))
<Hugh`-> (( OMG! ))
* Hugh`- steps back as if slapped, then trys to ignore it. :P
* Hugh`- looks a bit shaken. :P

Quote 5836

<AlcarGM> You make it to bed ,and eventuallly manage to sleep, having a strange dream about singing children and people scremaing, and Harry slinking into the room and saying "you think I need to shave?" and getting hairy, and hairier, and saying "I'm hairy harry! Get it!" but it's hard ot makie out for the snout and him lunging down for your throat....
<AlcarGM> You wake up from the nightmare and the sun is up, it's say, and you feel exhausted.

Quote 5837

<AlcarGM> What do you want to do on a lovely Saturday morning?
<GeorgeBailey> Breakfast!
<GeorgeBailey> and then call Mary...
<AlcarGM> Okay, you go down stairs. Annie is doing up dishes, and waves to you. "Good morning, sleepyhead."
<GeorgeBailey> "Morning, Annie."
<AlcarGM> annie: "What would you like, then? Eggs are out since they were used up by your father. Harry just wanted cereal," with a sigh. "I swear, that boy never changes."
<GeorgeBailey> "Oh, just about anything, Annie. What have we got?"
<AlcarGM> Anne: "We have bagels, frozen wafffles, and toast."
<AlcarGM> She whips you up a quick meal, tsking about the eating habits of kids these days. "Harry needs to eat more, I tell you. More meat in the diet, that's what you kids needs. Get some hair on your chest."

Quote 5838

<Dawson> "Shotgun."
<Dawson> "Oh... wait... yeah."
<Mac> ... :P
* Dawson gets in the passenger seat.
<AlcarGM> With a shotgun? :)
<Dawson> Shhh. I don't have guns. :)
<AlcarGM> (( "I call shotgun." "Fine, here" *blam* .. would be funny. Or maybe that's just me. ))

Quote 5839

<Dawson> "I can't blame you... so what's the deal with Sera? She seems fond of you..."
* Dawson smiles knowingly...
<Mac> "Err... how's about we keep that on a 'don't ask, don't tell' scheme of things, eh?"
<Dawson> "Alright, alright."
<AlcarGM> (( Que Sara Sara :p ))
<Dawson> (( That was really bad Alcar.... ))
<Mac> (lol, if only there were a way to kill the GM.)
<Dawson> (( I laughed, but i felt cheated of a good pun ))

Quote 5840

<AlcarGM> Okay, you make eye contact with boy #2 and push. He takes a step back, surprised... you get "?! Where are you? Where..... where?!" and heat, sunlight, burning, weakening ,driving the strength out of him as he tris to get through, past... and other images, of .... you're not sure what. Thoughts, but none you've heard, strange feelings and images, like thoughts if they were overexosed or undeveloped photographs
<AlcarGM> . They make sense to him, but youm have no idea who they are, or what.
<Hugh`-> "...Different..."
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 looks very surprised. You get "I can hear you again!" joyfully, from his mind, but it's still a little hard, and you're the only one keeping the link open. He isn't strong enough to, for whatever reason.
<Hugh`-> "Ah, yeah, that is better. Sorry, would've done this sooner, had it occured to me."
<AlcarGM> Boy #2: "I never knew anyone could," and his curiousity is very bright. "But you're not like us. You're.....different."
<Hugh`-> "Yeah, so far I'm different than just about everyone."
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 looks sad. "I thought maybe you weren't. Maybe you were our .... father."
<GeorgeBailey> (( having fun with the... aliens? hellspawn? What are they, anywho? :))
<AlcarGM> (( Hugh's kids, of course :P ))
<Mac> (Who would be surprised by that one. :P)

Quote 5841

<AlcarGm> Boy #2: "How is... born? .. done?"
<Hugh`-> "What, the way hum-- regular people do it?"
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 gives you a blank look. "With hammer and nails?"
<Hugh`-> "...either you misunderstood a colloquialism, or someone was fibbing."
<AlcarGm> Boy #2 frowns. "Making them. From the ground up. Pouring, and investing effort. Sweat. They sweat. I've seen people do it. The framework, and .... they build them."
<Hugh`-> "Really... never seen that before."

Quote 5842

<AlcarGm> The gypsy looks at you. "Thank you for thre recomendation, young man. What questions do you have?"
<GeorgeBailey> "What will be my most memorable accomplishment?"
<GeorgeBailey> (mmm, non yes/no questions :)
<AlcarGm> (( bad george bailey :p ))
<AlcarGm> The Gypsy looks deep into her crystal ball. "You will acheive what you most desire, if you desire only it."
<GeorgeBailey> (( ooh ))
<GeorgeBailey> (( cryptic Alcar GM ))

Quote 5843

<Alcar> The question is "Will George follow the Gypsys advice?" :p
* GeorgeBailey will see with whom he can arrange a visit to the pound :)
<Alcar> LOL! Seriously? :)
<Alcar> oh! I know. Biko's corpse :p
<Alcar> Already dead, and in the funeral home. And what kind of sicko would sneak into one to take tyhe corpse of a dead dog, I ask you?
<GeorgeBailey> A dead dog? No, the dog must be SLAIN. :)

Quote 5844

<AlcarGM> Boy #2 stops and squats in front of the TV, running a hand over the scrren slowly, like petting an animal, almost sensously. Then frowns and smacks the side of the TV with one hand, standing and looking around to the back, clearly confused.
* Hugh`- just stands there.
<Hugh`-> "Um... don't break it, please; I can't afford a new one right now..."
<AlcarGM> He looks at you, then at the TV, as if waiting for something.
<AlcarGM> The tv goes back to the Soap Opera.
<AlcarGM> He comes back around to the front, looking vexed, then goes to the back. After a few seconds, he unplugs it, and comes back, holding the plug and staring at the blank screen in surprise.
<Hugh`-> "The pictures aren't real, if that's what you're thinking. They were all recorded a while ago, and the TV station sends it to the TV through the air."
<AlcarGM> then he frowns at the outlet in the wall.
<AlcarGM> he drops the plug and gives you a confused look.

Quote 5845

<AlcarGM> He looks rather relieved and stares at the TV a bit more, then plops down in front of it and watches it curiously, as if he was dissecting it.
<AlcarGM> (( Alien EHRYEW makes his report: "Yes, I understand the humans. They are all rich, and betray each other and sleep with each other wives, and hate each other. We must exterminate them. But can we wait until this season ends? I'm dying to know who Glorias mother is." ))
<Hugh`-> (( "And many of them have evil twins." ))

Quote 5846

<AlcarGM> Boy #1 yells in rage, the sound only in your mind, cutting into you like razor wire.
<AlcarGM> You swing, again...
<FirestormZero> (( Then boy 2's corpse explodes, getting everywhere. And then Boy2 dominates your mind, making you fix his new place ))
<Hugh`-> (( Shhh, Im hoping that only counts for special paranormal neck-crushing damage and not chair leg to the face damage. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( roll :p ))
<Hugh`-> d100 so close... so very close...
<Sparkie> Hugh`- d100: 79 so close... so very close...
<Hugh`-> (( ARGH!!! ))
<Brisby> (( you're having issues tonight, I see ))
<Hugh`-> (( You bastard! You flaming dice rolling bastard! >_< ))
<FirestormZero> (( To be honest, I don't see how you could miss... ))
<Hugh`-> (( You dont know Sparkie like I know Sparkie. ))
<Hugh`-> (( he *finds* a way. ))
<Brisby> (( sparkie and AlcarGM, his accomplice :) ))
<FirestormZero> (( I always wondered about your relationship ))
<Hugh`-> (( I equate Alcar to boy 2 and Sparkie to Boy 1. ))
<Hugh`-> (( Alcar really has all the power, but Sparkie makes him do things he doesnt want to. ))

Quote 5847

<Hugh`-> "Look, I'd be lieing if I said I could understand what you're going through right now, but please, accept that, all in all, what you just did was good. He was your brother, but he abused you. He used you. He didn't really care, about you or anyone else. And you just saved me, and Megan. And I'm eternally grateful."
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 backs up some more, his expression closed and empty. From his mind, you get a very quiet, strained "He forgave me."
<AlcarGM> (( Boy #1 is really a bastard :p ))
<Hugh`-> (( oh that fucker... ))

Quote 5848

<alcargm> Okay, you focus the Darkness and crack the possibilities, which sit up and beg for you. And you get all green lights as you head to the park, arriving at a record time and speed, literally having smoking tires. Pity you weren't running over the souls of the damned, as they make excellent traction.
* Tracey`^ considers summoning a few to fillin the damned pits in the road, but decides against it

Quote 5849

<alcargm> The park is the typical well manicured park that look more like a garden than anything else. You find Jane on a park bench, with 3 feral weres circuling her, making lewd comments.
* Tracey`^ looks at the weres
* Tracey`^ looks up feral
<Tracey`^> ah
<Tracey`^> What types are they?

Quote 5850

<Tracey`^> "Now this is just the tip of the iceburg, beyond the were and vampires there are fae, and the elders as some people call them."
<Tracey`^> lol i made the elders thing up ><
<alcargm> You just think you made it up. They exist now.
<alcargm> Or maybe not :)

Quote 5851

<Tracey`^> "Take this coffee as an analogy... The coffee is every type of hell in every religion created."
<Tracey`^> "This cup is the darkness." She spills the coffee "This is a demon."
* Tracey`^ rips a piece off of the cup "This is me."
* Tracey`^ looks at the small puddle and cup piece she made earlier "Just because I hold hell together doesn't mean I'm absulute evil."

Quote 5852

<alcargm> We left off with Megan in the doorway of the library, staring out at you at Boy #2, who is currenly lying in the street, and unconscious. The old town hall accross the road, the one they built before anyone knew the town was the centre of the state, and subsequently built the new one on said site exactly, is now an empty plot of real estate.
<Hugh`> (( well, at least its not an empty plot of black hole which was secretly being contained under the building. ))
* Hugh` runs out and picks Boy 2 up off the ground, and brings him back inside.

Quote 5853

* Hugh` shakes head. "No, the one who died was his brother. We don't seem to be related as far as I can tell. I don't think we're the same, whatever we each are. I think the resemblance may be coincidental."
<Chaos`^> Hugh shakes head... that doesn't sound right
<alcargm> gives would have sounded worse.
<Chaos`^> haha
<Hugh`> geez, I forget one lousy three-letter word...

Quote 5854

<alcargm> Megan: "This is... weird, you know? he's talking to you?"
* Hugh` looks at Megan, as if just remembering she was there. "Huh? Oh... yes. Sorry, I was talking out loud, wasn't I?"
<alcargm> Megan nods.
<alcargm> Megan: "You still are."

Quote 5855

<alcargm> Boy #2: "Their light is ... special. Protected?" He shrugs slightly. "I think some people hurt more, though, but most buildings hurt the same. Escept your house. The demon was bad."
<alcargm> Megan: "Couldn't what?"
<Hugh`> "Demon?"
* Hugh` raises an eyebrow.
<alcargm> Boy #2 nods.
<alcargm> Megan looks around. "Where?"
<Hugh`> "My house is protected by one, apparently." *offhandedly to Megan*
<alcargm> Megan stares at you incredulously "And you didn't KNOW?!?!"
<Hugh`> "Well, it's not like there's a big red cloven-hoofed giant wandering around and making sandwiches in the kitchen."
<Hugh`> (( "Unless he's invisible. Whihc is a possibility." ))
<alcargm> Megan: "Maybe it's invisible?" dryly

Quote 5856

* Hugh` turns back to Boy 2. "Do you have any ideas, then?"
<alcargm> Boy #2 looks towards the door, then back at you, and shuffles his feet awkwardly. "Ideas?"
<Hugh`> "Of what we can do to get your brother to stop trying to kill me and cause all sorts of other trouble."
<alcargm> Boy #2: "Oh, that!" He pauses, pacing again, then looks dejected. "I don't know. I've never.. wanted/been able (the words blur together) to stop him He's smarter. Better. Older."
<alcargm> Megan: "Couldn't you call the police? He must be wanted, or something."
* Hugh` looks at Megan. After a pause: "...Oh. You weren't joking."
<alcargm> Megan: "Hello? He kills people. The police don't like that."
<Hugh`> "Well obviously. But 1) its going to be hard to get the police to hang around to wait for the 'freaky black-eyed kid' to show up, and 2) he makes people do things. it's like handing him their guns."

Quote 5857

<aslhk> I am running amber! hah!
<alcar> and what amber?
<aslhk> yours =P
<aslhk> and I haven't started yet
<aslhk> I just got home from work
<aslhk> I am running amber [soon], I meant! =P

Quote 5858

<Alc4r[GM]> You've just cleared the canyon yourself. Roll 1d20 to see if you get hit by the laser
<Hiro--> NOOOOOOO
<Hiro--> 1d20
<Sparkie> Hiro-- 1d20: 9
<Alc4r[GM]> Okay, you got a number, so you don't get hit.
<Hiro--> (( that was a close one ))

Quote 5859

* Hiro-- takes a slow sip from his water bottle
<Alc4r[GM]> Your water bottle got blown up earlier. They used a nuke. This new one just isn't the same.
<Alc4r[GM]> Still, it's probably too good for this planet.
* Hiro-- mutters something about 'fucking caldorians' under his breath

Quote 5860

* Tracey`^ pulls over
<Tracey`^> (( i'm still driving right? ))
<alcargm> (( I hope so p ))

Quote 5861

<alcargm> Jane: "What's bigger than you, then?"
<Tracey`^> "Me, for example, then. I am Darkness, my rival is Light. I have seen more eternities than you could count, I have seen Fates come and go, gods and worlds, universes and demensions, all of them crumble eventually, an
<Tracey`^> *cough* sparkie *cough*
<alcargm> Jane: "But .. how do you? What if there isn't?"
* Tracey`^ shrugs "you know the feeling you get when you know you're being watched? it's like that, only stronger."
<FirestormZero> (( I love that rush... oh.. erm.))
<alcargm> Jane: "So God is, what, a peeping tom?"

Quote 5862

<Tracey`^> 1d100 I vill steel youhrrrr sole!
<Sparkie> Tracey`^ 1d100: 96 I vill steel youhrrrr sole!
<Tracey`^> omg
<Tracey`^> fuxor you sparkie!
<Tracey`^> i was trying to be cute too =(
<Tracey`^> hmmm
<Sparkie> Oh. I demand a reroll then!
<Tracey`^> 1d100 YES!
<Sparkie> Tracey`^ 1d100: 10 YES!
<Tracey`^> Hai hai hai!
<Sparkie> YAY! 1!

Quote 5863

* Tracey`^ grabs a pen quickly and writes down what she said as she was being sucked away
<alcargm> You would, but english doesn't have enough vowels. or cossonants.
<Tracey`^> Who said I was using english? i'm using Dark!! =p
<Tracey`^> ooh with blood!
* Tracey`^ writes it with blood =p
<Tracey`^> as a matter of fact, i'll write it with janes blood
<alcargm> LOL!
<Tracey`^> kill two birds with one stone =p
<alcargm> Okay, you cut her, and write a message you can't decipher with your lackeys blood. And, strangely, it makes sense.
<Tracey`^> it does?
* Tracey`^ sighs and looks at the half dead jane next to her and pockets the message and looks back into the spell
<alcargm> (( well makes sense to use her blood to write it :) ))
<Tracey`^> (( oh lol ))

Quote 5864

<Tracey`^> "Listen, I have a trump card, I give it about a thrity percent success, but you need to choose quickly. What do you want?"
<alcargm> Jane gices you a blank look "want?"
<Tracey`^> "I can try to fix this, or I can try to fix your whole mortality thing."
<Tracey`^> "Your choice."
<alcargm> Jane: "Fix what? What did you do to me?!"
<Tracey`^> "CALM THE FUCK DOWN! I released you from that lame assed spell that your so called father put on you, it's not like I had a warning not to do it, i thought it was some lame sorcerer that did it, from the way it was constructed... Hiding some memory... But nooo it was hiding a FUCKING DRAGON... Fuck..."

Quote 5865

* Tracey`^ releases and smiles at her "you're cute, you know?"
* Tracey`^ begins walking toward the mansion once more
* Tracey`^ is now known as Chaos`^
<alcargm> lol. k.
* alcargm is now known as alcar
<Chaos`^> how fitting
<Chaos`^> i just want to mention how much I hate you alcar
<Chaos`^> hate's the wrong word
<Chaos`^> i'm perturbed
<Chaos`^> well
<Chaos`^> I sort of wanted a human base to work with =p
<alcar> You had one. Then you went and ate the soul and broke it :P

Quote 5866

<Chaos`^> I guess i'll have to get another lackey
<Chaos`^> or something
<Chaos`^> I can't handle 2 though
<Chaos`^> i can barely control 1
* Chaos`^ sighs
<Chaos`^> fate hates me
<Chaos`^> fate is you, by the way
<Chaos`^> incase you never noticed
<alcar> lol.

Quote 5867

<AlcarGM> The USS Virgo has been travelling for a good decade now through the uncharted vastness of chartered space because the people charting it were paid in the Federation communism (which has no money, but somehow stil gets things done). The charting was done in the method of sending random people out who knew nothing about mapmaking, much like now the Chinese hired people to dig wells by having them write poems about lilies.

Quote 5868

<AlcarGM> Security Officer Barkley Gunn: "All hand have been requested! Give your hands up for the glory of Mother Federation!"
* Cmdr-Smith`^ sighs and runs over to this confrontation "What seems to be the problem here?"
<AlcarGM> Security Officer Barkley Gunn salutes. "Sir! These ensigns refuse to give up their hands, sir!"
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "Their hands? Since when does the federation take peoples hands?"
<AlcarGM> Security Officer Barkley Gunn salutes. "Sir! All hands were requested on the bridge, sir!"

Quote 5869

<AlcarGM> The bridge is bustling with life. No one is playing bridge, mostly because it's too complicated for starfleet officers (or officers anywhere) to understand.

Quote 5870

* Cmdr-Smith`^ glares at the dr "You're late Lieutenant!"
<AlcarGM> Megan: "most men are far too early."
<DrWilsom> "Sorry sir... um, nature called."
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "you are out of line ensign halloway."
* DrWilsom pulls out his shiny tricorder
<AlcarGM> Doyle the science officer looks eager! "What did nature say? was the xperience like a spring flower blooming alone on a sunmmers day fragrant with the promises of beauy and not yet bowed by the cold, aching awareness of its own fragile immortality?"
<AlcarGM> Megan Hallowway smiles. "We can play Doctor later, Doctor."
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "Doyle, man your station!"
* DrWilsom looks at Doyle, " no it said... blaarg, drip, drip, plop."
<AlcarGM> Doyle: "But is any of us really a man, or are we all just rude beats trapped inside our dull, senseless flesh, dead creatures who have yet to be awakened to the true nature of the universe, and our place wihin the vast cosmoes?"
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "Doyle you are no longer permitted to speak without Halloway's permision."

Quote 5871

<AlcarGM> You reach the shuttle bay! It currently consists of your steriod-friendly security officer Gunn currently carrying enough weapons to make Rambo look worried, the object you have recovcered (( http://www.fivepeaks.net/images/portable-toilet-sales-product1.jpg )), and a red red shirts, waiting to be devoured.
* DrWilsom looks stunned.
<DrWilsom> "Sir, ive never seen this species before."
* DrWilsom walks to the object and scans it.
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "It's a shuttle."
<DrWilsom> oh!
<DrWilsom> "Then i dont need this."
* DrWilsom puts the tricorder away.

Quote 5872

<AlcarGM> The door of the shuttle opens and a loud, brazen voice screams "What do you think you're doinng boy?" and a man comes out!
<AlcarGM> http://www.mazman.com/funpics/redneck%20charcoal%20lighter.jpg
* DrWilsom jumps
<DrWilsom> "Commander... its... a clone?!"
* DrWilsom looks at Smith.
<AlcarGM> He's not wearing a regulation uniform, but now that he;'s left the protecxtive shielding of the craft does register as a lifeform, and a rather pissed off one AlcarGMt that. "I was having a crap, you .... hey, where AM I? This ain't Kentucky?! Where's Rose?"
<DrWilsom> "Its un believable... he looks like you."
* DrWilsom looks puzzled
* Cmdr-Smith`^ glares at DrWilsom
* DrWilsom winks at Commander Smith
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "What? You are on the USS Virgo. Who are you?"
<DrWilsom> "im Dr Lt Wilsom sir.
<DrWilsom> We have already met"
* DrWilsom salutes

Quote 5873

<Cmdr-Smith`^> "Who is this rose you speak of?"
* DrWilsom scans the man with his tricorder
<DrWilsom> "Sir, the reading says he is a redneck."
<DrWilsom> "native of a planet called... the south."
<DrWilsom> "Im not aware of this planet."
* DrWilsom smiles and puts his tricorder away.

Quote 5874

<alcar> yay! Nevaeh is now in the star trek game by proxy and I - as Jack - am a redneck from kentucky.
<alcar> all of which means I should have slept instead of ran this game
<yetifemme> Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home... :P
<alcar> <AlcarGM> Jack: "Rose! The love of my effing life, you freaks! The woman who was gonna a marry me, or at least shag me on the carpet until my arse begged for a decent vacuum cleaner! Where atre you hiding her? This one of the candid cameras, cuz I can shore be candid!"
<alcar> Truly, a thing of beauty :p
<yetifemme> you are a sick man, alcar
<alcar> But in a good way!
<yetifemme> the vacuum cleaner != "in a good way" :P

Quote 5875

<DrWilsom> "How do you suppose we send him back?"
<Cmdr-Smith`^> "Hmm... I imagine if we bounced a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish it would creat a disturbance in time that would make a wormhole back to where he came from, then we could just transport him inside the wormhole and he'll be home."
<AlcarGM> (( ..... wow. ))

Quote 5876

<DrWilsom> "Computer, Search google, for possiblities of sending this man back to his time."

Quote 5877

<AlcarGM> Red Shirt #1: "Sir, I am entering the vessel! OH MY GOD! IT'S ALIVE!!!" There is a horrible noise, like a waterfall on spincycle that is constipated and trying to push a kidney stone from inside the vessel as Rs #1 dies!
<Cmdr-Smith`^> (( Sounds like a flushing toilet ))
<DrWilsom> "hmm... someone should call the doctor, see if they can help him."
<DrWilsom> "Come sir, to the medical bay."
<AlcarGM> Jack: "No! He flushed - " and the minature black hole that was the actual end of the toilet activates, and sucks up the entire crew of the USS Virgo!"
<AlcarGM> - end of session -

Quote 5878

<GeminiRai> lol, I just got killed because of impatience
<GeminiRai> I tamed a new horse, and before I can even saddle it up it wanders right into a land mine and blows up
<GeminiRai> It happens to be in a pit, so I get a boulder and fill it up, and test my gems, turns out one of them engraves in the floor, so I write real slowly "Here lies a noble" about 3 letters at a time, since each letter takes a turn to engrave, and then I got impatient and just wrote "steed, who was stupid enough to wander right into a land mine"
<GeminiRai> and an energy vortez waltzed up, engulfed me, and shocked me to death
<GeminiRai> *sigh* I had r0x0rin stuff too
<GeminiRai> 7 26382 Xavior-Kni-Hum-Mal-Law died in The Gnomish Mines on level 11. Killed by an energy vortex, while helpless.

Quote 5879

* GeorgeBailey heads over for the caurosel with Mary...
<GeorgeBailey> (( maybe I'm paranoid, but I suspect that the caurosel is already possessed :))

Quote 5880

<GeorgeBailey> "I don't know... the Romans liked the occult and what-have-you well enough."
<AlcarGM> The old woman laughs. "Magic. Hah! No one believes, anyway. The signs all say it's a dead end street, but no one believes. That's magic, that is, watching people cling to their beliefs in the face of reality. You want to know the future, George Bailey?"
<GeorgeBailey> "Maybe, if it's being told..."
<AlcarGM> She shrugs, drinking back a slug of beer. "Oh, what the hell. To stupdity."
<GeorgeBailey> "why? You willing to spill it here? Go ahead; I don't see any reason why not."
<AlcarGM> The old woman frowns to herself for a second, then begins reciting softly, in a whisky-dry voice. "Wolfsbane not enough, the dog will bark Warning unheard, sight unseen in the dark. The lure of stuff, the need unsated, What magic word is there to free the fated?"
<AlcarGM> "And soon or late, it all comes down to blood, And in the very end, when there is no bud, no bud," she holds up her empty budweiser. "Who will be left to sat the needs of power. It comes down to friends, at the final hour."
<AlcarGM> She looks at Shawn. "Another." he pours it, looking bemused.
<GeorgeBailey> "Poetic."
<AlcarGM> She shrugs. "life is a poem."

Quote 5881

* GeorgeBailey considers. "I could try to construe it as something that made sense, but perhaps an English major would have better luck."
<GeorgeBailey> "But thank you, ma'am, for your poetry. Does thou have any kindly advice that we may take along with it?"
<AlcarGM> She shrugs. "Don't get caught."

Quote 5882

<Mac> "Ah, alright Caddy. What got you into this business?"
<AlcarGM> Caddy loooks surprised, then says "My uncle is a mortician, and I saw a few funerals when I was younger, and figured I could help people."
<Mac> "Thats good. Giving back to the community eh?"
<AlcarGM> Caddy nods. "Of course. Ah. Don't you want to go now?"
<Mac> "I guess we've got enough. Thanks for your time Caddy."
* Mac leaves through the doors.
<AlcarGM> He looks a little relieved when you leave. Maybe he's just anti social.
<Mac> (Yeah, and Princess Di loved paprazi. :P)

Quote 5883

<AlcarGM> It's now late afternoon, close to supper time. The sun is setting, painting the sky in beautifucl colours and the secret message of God, known only to synesthesiacs who can hear the sound the light makes when it hits the ground .... what do you want to do, now? :)

Quote 5884

<AlcarGM> Megan: "This is, like, something out of a movie. Like ET, if it had been written by Oliver Stone."
<Hugh`> "Megan, you don't really need to tag along."
<Hugh`> (( "Quick! Make the Bicycle Fly! Oh, wait... I can do that myself." ))

Quote 5885

<Hugh`> "Ok, so we need to get you invited in, right?"
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 looks up and nods.
<Hugh`> "Ok then, lets give it a go. *pause* Hmm... need to think up a good reason... Let's see..." *ponders*
<AlcarGM> The lights are on, the name on the mailbox says Holly. Simple two-storey affair, not in the best shape.
<Hugh`> "Hmm... Ok."
* Hugh` walks on up to the door and rings the bell (or knocks, if necessary)
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 just waits patiently, the feeling of hunger in him easing since he'll be eating soon.
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 comes up to the stairs, but doesn't go up them.
<AlcarGM> Okay, after the third knock (the bell is broken) an unshaven, pot-bellied man smelling of beer opens the door, squinting at you. "What do you want?"
* Hugh` (( secretly wonders if killing the occupants so hes the only one inside would authorize him to invite people in :P j/k ))

Quote 5886

<AlcarGM> oh, btw, mac tried to phone while your PC was out. I assumed you had no answering machine :p
<Hugh`> Oh... no, probably not./
<Hugh`> Unless the demon answered it. :P
<AlcarGM> lol. No. Guardian spirit enslaved, yes. Answering machine is right out of the question :p

Quote 5887

<Billy`^> I'm really good at stealing a man's girlfriend, don't mess with the billy!
<Hugh`> Goat

Quote 5888

<Hugh`> (( Hmm. I sure hope filling in on Boy 1's role just now doesnt have some weirs unseen metaphysical effect on me or anything. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( you;'re about to discover one of 'em :p ))
<Hugh`> (( oh my ))
<Hugh`> (( being an accomplace cmes back to bite you, I guess. :P ))
<Billy`^> (( Timmy and tommy ))
<AlcarGM> Boy #2 stops you about half way to the point, grabbing your hand to slow you down. You're not quitre sure what is coming off of him ..... confusion, need, want... "When do we....?" and you get a very vivid image of you, and him, naked, and touching each other.
<Billy`^> (( GAAH! NO! NO! *scratches eyes* MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!! ))
* Hugh` jumps back. "Wha??"
<Hugh`> (( I may be pale, but Im not Michael Jackson. :P ))
<Billy`^> (( no, boy#1 is ))

Quote 5889

<Billy`^> "I want to talk to you in private anyway."
<AlcarGM> sara: "You do?! Why?!"
<Billy`^> "I'll tell you when we're in private, how's that sound?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Okay!"
<Billy`^> "Hmm... are your parents home?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Yes! But they're sleeping! They do that every night," she adds helpfully.
<Billy`^> "Really? How odd... Let's go for a walk, then, somewhere private. You lead, you probably know the most secluded places in town."

Quote 5890

* Billy`^ hmms and leads the way instead... to the fields or some such
<Billy`^> "Sarah," He says when we're far away from people, "do you like having sex?"
<Billy`^> (( I guess that's like asking if a fish likes to swim ))
<AlcarGM> Sara stops, and looks at you oddly. "No!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I love it!"

Quote 5891

<AlcarGM> The man goes back into the truck. You get images from his mind,and they're rather ... well. It involves aliens, and his gun, and things you'd never think of doing with a gun, before or after pulling the trigger. He believes that the aleins are hiding in cats, and has killed at least a hundred....
<Hugh`> (( Wow alcar, you really know how to make me hate an NPC both in-character and out-of-character. :P ))

Quote 5892

<Hugh`> "Haven't even seen any weird fast lights or anything?"
<AlcarGM> Marcie: "Randy saw them last night. They were green, and glowing, high up in the air. But they flew down and went through him, and got away. He's currently purifying himself."
<AlcarGM> (( best not to wonder what method they use ))
<Hugh`> "Any way I can talk to him?"
<Hugh`> (( I do. ))
<AlcarGM> Marcie: "he's busy," tightly. "And why do you care?" And you get an image, of a bath in salt water, with the skin cut open all over to get the light out, of drinking lots of special tea, and more cutting, and bletting the blood and water burn togehter, and pouring beer on the woulds, since the yeast will grow within and stop the alien infestation

Quote 5893

<alcargm> She looks confused by that. "She was here." She touches the tree. "I buried her, beneath it., to sleep. Because if kings can sleep under hills, she can too. I could bring her back. I was told how once, in a dream I never had. But she'd never forgive me for doing it."
<Billy`^> "Oh? And why is that?"
<alcargm> She makes a face. "Angels like their feathers. I'd have to pluck them off, and she'd lose her soul. If we even have those. I'm not sure. Do you have one?"
<Billy`^> "I'm not sure sometimes... I think so... Maybe it's something else... Do you think she's an angel now?"
<alcargm> She giggles. "Oh, no. You need to be with the gods to become one of those and then carry the dead. She'd say it was too much like work."
<Billy`^> "Then why do you say you'd strip her of that?"
<alcargm> The girl shakes her head, frowning. "Because it's wrong. There's always prices, for returning. And all of them are more than can be paid. I remember when Yeshua ha Notzri did it. His people died for it. They still are. And he's tortured for each one of them."

Quote 5894

* alcar finds it rather dtwisted that, in this game, Jesus raised from the dead and doomed the jews as a price, and the holocaust was his fault :p
* alcar is obscurely proud of that reasoning.
<Chaos`^> You're wierd alcar, you scare me

Quote 5895

<alcar> Marcie: "We haven't done anything wrong. And we don't need your kind here. Government. Always trying to hide the truth. There are aliens among us!"
<alcar> (( this is nicely twisted :p ))
<Hugh`> (( "Who told you?! Er *cough* nevermind." ))
<alcar> Lance just nods. "I wouldn't be surprised. Lots of immigration, these days."
* Hugh` smirks.
<alcar> Marcie: "He knows. He was drawn here," and points to you with what looks like a very accusing finger. "Abductees are always drawn back to the scenes, it's part of the programming."
<Hugh`> "Hey, I never said I was abducted."
<alcar> Marcie: "It's okay. There is no need to be ashamed," in what passes for a gentle tone for her.
<Hugh`> "I'm not ashamed, I just don't think I was abducted." (("After all, you have to have been on Earth first to be abducted from it. Arrival doesn't count."))

Quote 5896

<alcar> Marcie: "How can anyone be sure? No memory is perfect! They can alter our memories without even trying, look into your heads and read our desires! No one is safe!" and then, in a perfectly normal tone "unless you wear a tin hat."
* Hugh` barely prevents himself from laughing out loud.
<Hugh`> "did.. did you say a tin hat? Like, tin foil?" *almost snickers*
<alcar> Boy #2 does giggle, in your head.
<alcar> Marcie: "Aluminium has many properties, including being double-named, and thus protected as all the twice born are."
* Hugh` stares.
<Hugh`> "oookay.."
<alcar> You get something from her head that has confused american and british spellings of the world with celtic twice-born mythology about ppl who die on a tree and come back, and something about odin as a spokesperson for glaad.
<alcar> Marcie: "The truth is only hidden if we do not seek it out. Your sunglasses are a sign of it. You blind yourself to the true world," serenely

Quote 5897

<alcar> Marcie lunges backwards as you hit her arm instead, and feel like you sprained your pinky. Her eyes are wide, and definitely not all ther.e "You're with them," she says in a tone of malice, and raises the can to spray your face :P
* Hugh` covers his face and ducks.
<alcar> the spray gets you just as you duck, in the hair, and glasses. Luckily you didn't swallow it.. it's very, very potent. Industrial, probably.
<alcar> Boy #2 jumps back, alarmed.
* Hugh` goes to wipe off his glasses, but decided not to take them off afterall.
<alcar> The fireflies scatter away ... but from boy #2,not you any more
<Hugh`> "You really need to switch to decaf!"
<alcar> Lance: "Put the bug spray down," evenly, in a stern tone.
<alcar> Marcie blinks, but he gets through and she lowers it, glaring at you and breathing heavily. "I know what you are!"
<Hugh`> "Yeah, a guy with pesticide in his hair."

Quote 5898

<alcar> He walks over. "I'll need names and addresses, as witnesses to the event. We'll be able ot keep her overnight, at the very least."
<Hugh`> "My cousin here will probably be leaving tomarrow, but I can give you my address."
<alcar> :Lance: "I'll need his address anyway, and phone number for our records." He looks at Boy #2. "Are you all right, kid?"
<Hugh`> (( "Uh... these arent the droids you're looking for?" ))
<alcar> Boy #2 regards him warily, not liking the gun smell, and just nods, moving closer to you.
<alcar> Lance: "I'll need your name, and where you live."
<alcar> (( poor lance :p ))
<Hugh`> "He's... mute, unfortunately."
<alcar> Lance looks surprised. "Dead as well?"
<alcar> .. err.. deaf :p
<alcar> (( Lance pulls out his gun. "That wasn't a typo. Damn GMs..." ))
<alcar> Boy #2 shakes his head.
<Hugh`> (( "Why, yes, actually... if death certificates are to be believed. Which they aren't." ))

Quote 5899

* Hugh` heads for home, feeling unsatisfied by the lack of aliens. Unless they fireflies really were aliens. In which case I'm sad I didn't get to communicate with them.

Quote 5900

<alcargm> Okay, Hugh goes to sleep. Sometime around four am boy #2 stops outside the door, stares at it, remembers you're not his brother, and finds some blankets and curls up on the couch, wishing the shadows would stop telling him about his brother and hoping the scuttling noises aren't real. For the first time in his life (that he remembers) he find himself wishing the sun would come up.
<alcargm> and - end of session - :p
<alcargm> unless you feel like doing sunday morning stuff, or something.
<alcargm> Tho you're missing a crow girl in an oak tree.
<Hugh`> (( oh wait, you meant the front door, right? ))
* alcargm had meant the bedroom one :p
<Hugh`> (( with the locking ))
<Hugh`> (( cause the bedroom door I leave ajar. ))
<Hugh`> (( oh no, Im not smart enough to lock that one. ))
<alcargm> Oh, my. Okay, we'll sa he doesn't come in anyway, just because rping the result would be, well, weird :P
<Hugh`> (( so feel free to have me be raped to death, or whatever. ))