Quotes 5501 to 5600

Quote 5501

<AlcarDM> She nods, then says "Are you free later?"
* Darien` pauses a bit too long. "...b-busy. Er, I mean, I ah... actually have a lot of things I need to take care of, and I don't know how long I'd need to talk to the seer as it is..."
<AlcarDM> "Oh." She gives a resigned not. "Everyone is always busy."
<AlcarDM> She sniffs. "It's not my fault, you down."
<Darien`> "...huh?"
<AlcarDM> Igora: "Most men are afraid of assertive women."

Quote 5502

<AlcarDM> She nods to you when you arrive at the bar itself, which seems wells tocked "Good evening. Welcome to the Bates Hotel."
<Ania> "Thank you. Do you have any vacancies?"
<AlcarDM> She nods. "Quite a few. It's not our busy season."
<Ania> "Great. What are your rates?"
* Ania smiles
* Orgg looks big!
<AlcarDM> The innkeeper smiles. "1 silver a night, including animals. 1 meal a day. More for 2 copper each. And free use of your new standing washtubs."

Quote 5503

<Ania> (( do I hear anything about the massacre of priests of the god? O_o ))
<AlcarDM> (( yeah, it's a general topic of conversation. ))
<Ania> (( what happened? ))
<AlcarDM> (( apparently a lot of them left the temple and found people to have sex with. many of them unwilling. The priestesses of the goddess, otoh, turned thier temple into a brothel and offered free sex. Even the very young ones. ))
<AlcarDM> (( blame theliar :p ))
<Ania> (( this is supposed to be a cliche game, remember? ))
<AlcarDM> (( it is except when pcs involve themselves in the affairs of deities and get them to have sex ;p ))
* Ania will try to find the temple of the god, and see what's going on :P
<Ania> (( lol! ))
<Ania> (( man ))
<Ania> (( HE IS THE RUINER OF WORLDS! ))
<Orgg> ((lol, now that is cliche! :D))

Quote 5504

<EvilGM> Morning comes, and with it slightly more light! You rise feeling revived and rejuvenated, except Sam, who is, as usual, trying to shake off the lingering effects of his nightmares (but this time normal nightmares, at least)
<Sammael> (( Wait, Sam has nightmares? ))
<Dane> (( loooooooool ))
* Sammael wakens and looks around warily, then decides to find a way to deal wiht these traps spawned by Satan and goes looking for food, then a library.
<EvilGM> (( I prefer to refer to them as 'happymares' ))
<Sammael> (( thank you cards from Satan ))

Quote 5505

<EvilGM> You meditate with a fever and resolve you've never managed before... your fear driving you on (although I'm not sure if sam acknowledges it as fear)
<Sammael> O course not. It's zeal, and drive.
<EvilGM> "I soiled my armor I was so zealous!"
<Sammael> lol

Quote 5506

<Passion> So you're going to go walk the pattern, now?
<Dane> yes!
<Passion> Ok!
<Dane> He wants to make sure sam isn't going to go kill his other pretty girlfriend! =P
<Passion> The mess seems to be cleaned up when you get there, but there are 11 guards there, when you get there...
<Passion> lol!
<Passion> Maybe Dane IS an amberite after all!

Quote 5507

<Macolm> Trent Locke
<Macolm> He's a hate-fuelled Republican sorceror haunted by an iconic dead American confidante
<Macolm> Sorcery: 4
<Macolm> Republican Sorcery (Cooking the books, scare tactics, bribery, other republican "Hocus Pocus" ) :4
<Macolm> I can't think of a third skill.
<Alcar> sleezy? Teflon personality? :p
<Macolm> I am The Hair: 2
<Alcar> huh? :p
<Macolm> has the best hair. Why he was elected. ^_^

Quote 5508

<Elana-Silvereye> I'm either gonna go for the hard bitten junkie angel living in a new york sewer, or the chainsmoking tomboy vampire with somebody else's memories
<Elana-Silvereye> how about a chain smoking tomboy vampire angel junkie living in a newyork sewer with somebody else's memories? '^_^
<Alcar> ... that's almost more dsiturbed than Sammael :p
<Elana-Silvereye> I'm tempted, I think it'd make me go insane
<Elana-Silvereye> can we take drawbacks?
<Alcar> yeah.
<Alcar> tho I've found that playing a vampire angels is drawback enough :p
<Elana-Silvereye> maybee switch to the junkie sewer angel later, I reserve the right to have a character tree =P

Quote 5509

<Elana-Silvereye> 4 - vampire powers
<Elana-Silvereye> hmmm
<Elana-Silvereye> need to think of more
<Alcar> azttract lesbians for suppper 2? :p
<Elana-Silvereye> lol
<Alcar> Angst 4!
  . . .
<Alcar> lessee .. martial arts? pretty pout? smoke and chew gum at the same time?
<Elana-Silvereye> lol
<Elana-Silvereye> pretty pout?
* Alcar read too many anne rice novels :)

Quote 5510

<RisusGM> He's a hate-fuelled Republican sorceror haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. She's a chainsmoking tomboy vampire with somebody else's memories. They fight crime!
<RisusGM> And so we begin!
<RisusGM> It's another fine evening in Omegapolis! The infamous Amphbiou Sand Woman was captured by the Fantastic Private Detective, the Great Old Ones were revealed to be the not so great men in costumes running an extortion racket and the city was saved from evil! (especially since they were democrat old ones)
<RisusGM> The two of you met last week via a mutual acquaintance who tried to set you up on a blind date. He's currently a frog with a severe phobia of bats thanks to his little joke, but you realized that against all odds the cobination of magic and vampirism, skateboarding and awesome hair make you a great team!
<RisusGM> (At least a lot better than that guy who isn't even a vampire and dresses like a bat and has lots of young male proteges (like we don't know what *that* is all about))

Quote 5511

<RisusGM> Three men get out of the back of the moving van dressed all in black and one of them looks around furtively and begins to take bolt cutters to the gate.
<Trent`Locke> "We are here because these foul.... democrats want to rob this here museum."
<Trent`Locke> "We must kill them all. Or turn them into Democrats, which is just as bad."
<Trent`Locke> "Ready?"
<Kenzie> "whatever you say, your the one that pays me"
* Trent`Locke sighs.
* Kenzie walks leisurely across the street towards the would be bolt-cutter
* Trent`Locke walks around, his beautiful locks of hair swaying in the breeze. Seeing no babies to kiss he frowns.
* Kenzie walks up to the would be bolt cutter, using her vampiric oneness with darkness to be silent and unseen while still being leisurely and smoky
* Trent`Locke follows, slinking in the darkness like a member of the green party.

Quote 5512

<Kenzie> "Looks to be like your breaking in"
<Trent`Locke> <Trent> "Do you think it is your civic duty to repair things that are broken? Are you a commie? And by that I mean do you prefer a HAMMer and sickle to a Hamburger and Fries?"
<RisusGM> He grins at the spunky vampire. "Not really, chickie. We're just taking a private tour. Hint hint. I could take you on a tour in the van, if you like?" He grins like a slimy democrat about to meet a new intern.
<Kenzie> "Your analogies are making me hungry again"
<Trent`Locke> "If there is one thing worse than a democrat. And there isn't anything worse than a democrat, it would be a commie."
<RisusGM> The other two Thugs gives Trent a worried look and draw out guns from their pockets, looking scared of the Law!
<Trent`Locke> "Calm down. Look at the Hair."
<RisusGM> The first thug is obviously to them, and smiles at Kenzie. "I can feed your hunger, babe." He struts. "I'm a McValue meal, and not because I'm cheap!" He pauses, to think that over. "Oh, wait.... Uhm.... I'm.... something cool! Big! Like.. a extrasize fries!"

Quote 5513

<RisusGM> (( roll for the hair :p ))
<Trent`Locke> 2d6 You can't resist the hair.
<Sparkie> Trent`Locke 2d6: 6 You can't resist the hair.
<RisusGM> d6 - tv-diulled braines
<Sparkie> RisusGM d6: 1 - tv-diulled braines
<RisusGM> The second thug stares at the hair, mesmerized, and gushes "Where did you go? I want to see your stylist. It's soooo neat! Did you do the hightlights? Oh, I Love how it hides the gray!"
<Kenzie> ((you have 2d6 in your hair!?))

Quote 5514

<RisusGM> The first thug talks to the empty air where she was. "So, what's your sign? I'm a cancer, because I have herpes."

Quote 5515

<RisusGM> The moving van says "Why isn't the gate open yet?" and changes!
<RisusGM> <a href="http://www.firsttvdrama.com/show1/robots/prime.jpg">http://www.firsttvdrama.com/show1/robots/prime.jpg</a> :p
<Trent`Locke> "Gawd Damn It! It looks like an American Gas Guzzler, but it's just a robot in disguise. Commies."
<RisusGM> The 1st thug says "We need to go somewhere more.. private.. where i can show you my .. oh, shit.." He looks up at what was the moving van. "We were, uh ... "
<RisusGM> The 2nd thug takes the oportunity to pet Trent's hair and steal a lock and starts sniffing it avidly.
<RisusGM> Optimus Prime: "Republican! I know that Deception trash when I see it!" He maches forward and rips the gate apart like a comon street thug.
* Kenzie takes advantage of his suprise and clutches his neck, grabbing it to her face and vicously biting into his neck, while still remaining ill at ease, taking a drag of her cigarette in between mouthfulls
<RisusGM> The 1st thug makes a strange sound, and manages to whisper "But I gave at the office.."

Quote 5516

<RisusGM> Optimus Prime has gone through the gate, bumper sticker and all. The Old, semi-retired security guard rushes out and shoots him, to no avail!
<Trent`Locke> "Hey, goth girl... we have a robot to deal with. So stop giving him that big hickey."
<RisusGM> The security guard gets a lucky shot and hits one of Optimus's headlights. The commie wails "my paint job! My glorious paint job!"
* Kenzie follows the robot as slowly as she can while still keeping up
<Trent`Locke> "Oh... that looks... like a french kiss!" (sees the blood.)
<Kenzie> "Cant you show him your hair?""
* Kenzie drops the now dead thug, making a point to drop him in a way that his head makes a sickening sound as it impacts the pavement
<Trent`Locke> "Hmmm... I must be careful not to always show my hair, or else i will become like Bin Laden. He shows his hair so much it has lost its value. Fox won't even show it."
<Kenzie> "Robots are so, uncool"
<Kenzie> "Arent you like a bad seventies cartoonshow reject there Mr. Roboto?"
<Trent`Locke> "Or maybe that's because Bush tells them not to. Anyway, we must stop the robot. The ruskies tried to make robots during the cold war, reagan stopped em though, great man he was."

Quote 5517

<RisusGM> Meanwhile, inside the National Museum, the evil Dr. No takes adcantage of his minions distracting the heroes to nbegin his diabolical scheme!
<RisusGM> Yes, Dr No himself! he was once a hero,a crusader whose "just say no!" turned many people off drugs, but one day he discovered coffee and couldn't stop drinking it. And then it was declared an addictive substance and be began his long slide to villainy! Now, "Just Say NO!" makes good hearts quail in terror, for he standa against the values that our country holds dear!

Quote 5518

<Trent`Locke> 4d6 Sorcery!
<Sparkie> Trent`Locke 4d6: 16 Sorcery!
<RisusGM> (( whats trent doing/trying to do? ))
<Trent`Locke> "Reaganus Lincolni Flattax Sevaaaaaah!"
* Kenzie takes a drag of her cigarette and then jumps at Optomist with a rage of vampire strength
<Trent`Locke> (( Harm the robot!))
<Kenzie> 4d6 Vampirism
<Sparkie> Kenzie 4d6: 17 Vampirism
<Trent`Locke> 4d6 Republicanism (same thing)
<Sparkie> Trent`Locke 4d6: 13 Republicanism (same thing)
<Kenzie> ((OMG ROFL arcane spirit energy of the Republican way?))
<RisusGM> Jefferson: "Refresh the tree of liberty with your bood, republicsan scum!"
<Trent`Locke> (( pick either republicanism or sorvery for the effects...))

Quote 5519

<RisusGM> The thiree robots are rushing out. Dr. No is busy, striking a pose, and laughing. "None can foil my master plan! With the Omniescalatordestroccatacysmiccomsosizographicinvertarayobans I willl .. Destroy The City!

Quote 5520

<RisusGM> OI the doorway, surrouded by smoke and highlighted from the lights he took time to position earlier while disguised as the night janitor's dog, Dr No himself stands there with 3 robot guards, Apple, Penguin and Softie!
<Trent`Locke> Sorcery on Penguin to make it identify the others as enemies and us as friends.
<Trent`Locke> 4d6
<Sparkie> Trent`Locke 4d6: 11
<RisusGM> 3d6 - Would be 4, but penguin is open source.
<Sparkie> RisusGM 3d6: 8 - Would be 4, but penguin is open source.
<Trent`Locke> "See, this is why your communist crap doesn't work!"
<RisusGM> The peugin screams a terrible fcry and leaps on Softie, ripping into the other robot with cris of "kernel! Kernels of corn!" and "show your code! Be nude and like it!@"

Quote 5521

<Trent`Locke> "Dr. No, it's time you saw the republican inside of you, screaming for you to invade other countries..."
<RisusGM> (( lol. Dr No meets Canada... "Just say No!" "Can we compromise?" "On no?!" ))
<Trent`Locke> "To do your part as an american citizen to not be a dictator here, but to go to helpless third world nations that still need our oppression!"
<Trent`Locke> "The white man's burden is heavy Dr. No, and i'm not talking about Guilt!
<RisusGM> Dr. No: "But we should send the best we breed - like republicans! Send Em To Africa!"
<Trent`Locke> "No! Send Africans back to Africa!"

Quote 5522

<Caltak> "He's a one-legged hunchbacked assassin for the 21st century. She's a pregnant renegade traffic cop with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!" All I can say is... no, nevermind, I'm speechless.

Quote 5523

<Caltak> "He's a fiendish Republican vampire hunter on a mission from God." HEY! its that guy from UA! :P And his proposed partner is a nun.
<Alcar> LOL Cal!
<FirestormZero> LOL It's ALEX
<Caltak> Alex's parter is "She's a violent renegade nun with an evil twin sister."
<Alcar> Except Alex isn't technically on a mission from God since he hasn't met God yet :p
<Caltak> Well, he thinks he is, so that kinda counts.
<Alcar> God is Dead takes new meaning when you see HIm carted away in an ambulance.

Quote 5524

<Caltak> some of these things are super silly random, and could be a lot of fun
<Caltak> like "He's an impetuous ninja firefighter who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a green-fingered kleptomaniac Valkyrie with the power to see death. They fight crime!"
<Caltak> that sounds like silly fun
<Caltak> "She's a psychotic Buddhist cab driver with the soul of a mighty warrior." that is SO silly

Quote 5525

<Caltak> "He's a deeply religious pirate werewolf in drag. She's a disco-crazy nymphomaniac vampire on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!"
<Caltak> this thing rules
<alcar> HAHAHA
<alcar> that one would rock in lolad :p
<Caltak> "Have you found Jesus yet, my child? Oh, it's the full moon, isn't it? Exuse me a moment; I feel compelled to plunder womens' clothing stores. Yarrr!"
<alcar> "I found jesus in a thong!"

Quote 5526

<Impassioned> So, you feel a jolting shift in your surroundings, and you find yourself in a rather large, crowded room, filled with beds which are, in turn, filled with what appear to be wounded soldiers...
* Sammael thanks God they're wounded, then, and looks for his target.
<Sammael> drawing a knife to throw at the same time.
<Impassioned> There are a few people in the room, doctors, nurses. There's Raella, standing perhaps 10' away, tending to one of the wounded. Beside her, talking to her in a low voice is a red-haired man, a noble by appearances. They are facing you as you appear, the man looking up almost immediately.
* Sammael throws the knife at raella without warning, drawing another to throw at the man.
<Sammael> (( "Hi, welcome to Amber!" ))

Quote 5527

* Sammael has images of Sam becoming an atheist.
<Dane> a buddhist! :D
<Sammael> lol! Well, he already killed his buddha..
<Sammael> zen buddhism for the psychotic.
* Sammael is picuturing that..
<Dane> well, if he killed his buddha, I suppose he is done with the buddhism thing
<Dane> has he been an angsty atheist?
<Dane> =P
<Sammael> "Before enlightenment, hack up bodies and kill people. After enlightenment, hack up bodies and kill people."

Quote 5528

<Sammael> But Sam has seen God. At least once. He'd make a crappy atheist.
<Sammael> "Of course God exists. But I pretend He doesn't."
<Dane> that wasn't really god
<Dane> that was some freudian construct!
<Sammael> And the difference is? :p
<Dane> the difference is one is an angsty atheist explanation of a phenomena
<Dane> the other is an angsty christian explanation!
<Dane> you see!
<Sammael> "The big dick in the sky does not exist! .. but if it did, it would be circumcized!"
<Sammael> somehow, I doubt anyone has ever said that.
<Dane> <Sammael> "The big dick in the sky does not exist! .. but if it did, it would be circumcized!"
<Dane> you were wrong!

Quote 5529

<Dane> "Why did you kill the guards in Rebma? Why couldn't you wait five fucking minutes?"
<Sammael> "I was in a hurry," as if that should be obvious. "And not thinking, I think." Shrugs slightly. "It ... made sense at the same."
<Dane> "Yeah. Tell that to their fucking grieving wife and kids."
<Dane> "On second thought, perhaps you'd better stay away from them."

Quote 5530

<alcar> Sam could always meet the *real* God!
<alcar> Sam: "Not ..... again.... AUGH!" *attacks God*
<____> The real god is so far beyond his comprehension, that he'd make even less sense than bleys' god
<alcar> "How do you know God is dead?" "I killed the bastard!"
<____> And bleys' god was pretty damn far beyond your comprehension
<alcar> but that would be soo cool to be able to say :p
<____> He already killed the Buddha :P
<alcar> Oh, true :)
<alcar> Can't get greedy, after all.
<____> "If you meet the Buddha... kill him." "Been there, done that. *yawn*"
<alcar> "I am here ot kill the tao." ".. is that some kind of zen?" "No, that's next."

Quote 5531

<kentari> :P I really need to ios again, I feel like a baliadoc

Quote 5532

<AlcarGM> Ok., he shoots you twice in the head, then 4 times in the heart once your body hits the ground.
* Vora is very dead! :P
<AlcarGM> You can hear him saying "Wasn't right. I break people a lot, sir. And he wasn't acting right."
<AlcarGM> <Dr. Kurtz> "Acting?"
<AlcarGM> Payne: "To the pain.. I guess... maybe really an act.. could he be.. possessed?"
<AlcarGM> <Dr. Kurtz> "Highly unlikely, the pain would drive anyone insane. Oh, Sgt?" You hear one gunshot, then a body hitting the ground.
<Vora> (( wow, what a great medical plan they have here. ))

Quote 5533

<AlcarGM> <Dr. Kurtz> sniffs. "There is always choice."
<Vora> "Until someone takes it away. Which is, I noticed, what is done here, to supers. So, it's time for a little payback. *grins* But yes, there's always choice. And you just chose to skip the fun part, so let's just go right to the educational part." *hair turns into tentacles* "Get out your notebook, because you're about to get a very deep hands-on look at a unique anatomy."
* Vora proceeds to undress him quickly ((yay for dress-up)) and gets a quick look at important parts like fingerprints ((yay im learning)) and then... well, you get the idea.
<AlcarGM> <Dr. Kurtz> "The horror! The horror!" and dies!

Quote 5534

<AlcarGM> Knight: "Program, identify your name and function."
<Carl`> "I am not a program."
<Carl`> "My function, though, is keeper of this place."
<AlcarGM> Knight: "Oh, fuck, not that tron sim again...." :p
<Carl`> "The rift, though, is an irregularity I cannot repair."
<AlcarGM> Knight: "It is a link to.... error.... pleasehold, an oper..." and vanishes.
<Carl`> "And it seems it exits into where you originally exists."
* Carl` lets out a breath
<Carl`> "Great, fuggin windows ME in the deadlands, is nothing sacred anymore?"

Quote 5535

* Julius heads for a church but not the one Carl would've gone into. >:D
<AlcarGM> Ok.. the churches are open 24/7 here (at least something is :p). You find a small parish that is empty ecxcept for an altar boy currently sweeping up.
* Julius looks to the boy and clears his throat loudly.
<Julius> "I need the robes of a priest."
<AlcarGM> Tbe altar boy turns, confused "Excuse me, sir?"
<Julius> "A priest's robes. I need them."
<AlcarGM> Altar Boy (No, not a superhero, but it would be a fun name....) "Are you a priest?"
<Julius> ((Altar Boy.. man... the innuendos..))
<AlcarGM> (( yeah :p ))

Quote 5536

* Vora gets her clothes, barring incident, and looks though these pockets for anything useful.
<AlcarGM> The compound is literally mostly ashes as you both exit. Most of the superhumans seem to have left, though someone has ecided to light a LOT of cornfields on fire...
<Vora> (( "Damn that frikken dicebot!!" ))

Quote 5537

<Julius> "I'm going to go talk to the Masons."
<Carl`> "Masons?"
* Julius stands up quickly as if he jsut arrived at that decision
* Julius nods.
<Julius> "Masons."
<Carl`> "You need bricks layed?"
* Julius holds out a torn off piece of suit with an M on it.

Quote 5538

* alcar may sick a certain famous detective after Julius :)
<kentari> no!
<Tass> sherlock holmes and his artifact of holy destruction!
<kentari> I would be tempted to take on Holmes.
<Tass> magnifying glass of doom :P
<kentari> Just to say I tried. :P
* alcar meant Watson. Holmes was the shmuck who took all the credit!
<kentari> Watson was just the medic

Quote 5539

<AlcarDM> And Orgg was heading out to explore, iirc.
* Orgg nods
<Orgg> he was probably trying to track down the rod via the shaky connection to the land
<AlcarDM> Ok, the feeling pulling you north is weak, barely stronger than the land, which is now far away. Being Orgg, you discover cutting yourself and bleeding - evne on foreign soil - strengthens the link a little.
* Orgg bleeds his way around the town
<AlcarDM> Well, no need for that unless the pull north goes away :p

Quote 5540

<AlcarDM> The woman leads you up three flighyts of stairs to the top floor. The roms are all dark, the hallways barely lit by torches and you hear sounds you'd rather not investigate from a few roms, especually the one with "Cthulhu, your tentaces are soooo big.... " followed by screams that make your hair stand in end.
<Orgg> (lol!)
<Orgg> (poor cthulhu :/)
<AlcarDM> (( yeah. But imagine what is doing the dominance part :p ))
<Orgg> (loool, I was imagining some regular woman person!)

Quote 5541

<AlcarDM> What is the paladin of the God whose clerics are serial sexual assasssins doing now? :p
* Ania goes to look for clothes
<Ania> (( 3:1 odds that makes the quotes page ))
<AlcarDM> What kind of clothing? :P
<Ania> (( she figures there's really nothing else she can do here, so she might as well go replace her destroyed undergarments :P ))
<Ania> (( ah, the work of a servant of god is never done ))
<Ania> (( otoh, she is rather enjoying the freedom of... j/k ;) ))

Quote 5542

* AlcarDM suspects I shall sleep soon.
<AlcarDM> Turning the One Ring into a cock ring is just... wrong.
<Farthes> yea
<Farthes> very
<Chaos`^> Alcar: Sleep now, that's more than I wanted to hear

Quote 5543

<AlcarDM> He looks at you, then says "I can do other stuff, if you want.." and shimmers, becoming a rather pretty young girl.
<AlcarDM> "or.. " and older, about 25 "this?"
<Orgg> "I already have a lover. Can you fight?"
<AlcarDM> "Oh.." he returns to normal, looking surprised, then grins, somehow managing to look oddly alluring in some strange way. "I don't need to."
* Orgg frowns
<Orgg> "Why not?"
<AlcarDM> "Because I'm cute."

Quote 5544

<Tass> I dunno if I can make it tonight, I might have to go to bed early
<Tass> I'm kinda sick
<Caltak> OD on tylenol or something, mabe you'll come out of the coma in time to play ;)

Quote 5545

* Carl` winds down his window, "Excuse me!"
* Carl` calls out :P
* Carl` manifests something in his hands looks kinda like a map of haven, but its hard to tell, since its all white with shades of off white
<AlcarGm> The man stops, then flies towards the window warily. "Ahoy there!"
* Carl` pulls up, "Hey there, I think we're just a mite bit lost, have you seen the twenty first century around here anywhere?"
* Carl` hopes confusion will prove a fruitful ally :P

Quote 5546

<Vora> "Well, they didn't get a chance to do anything to me." *smiles sloghtly* "But like I said, the Doctor there was pretty insane, and he had some really sadistic plans... Oh! I have this." *takes out the book of notes*
<AlcarGm> You feel something jab into your skull, like a drill, pushing..... your trying to scream but nothing .. and the image is gone, abruptly
* Vora blinks.
<Vora> "What..."
<AlcarGm> John: "...was that?"
<Vora> "Maybe..." *gets up and goes to the couch*
<AlcarGm> Snake hisses softly and turns a darker shade of green than normal.
<Vora> (( is the lady still there and unconscious? ))
<AlcarGm> Yep. She's sleeping soundly now.
<Vora> (( im so horribly worried that we all actually passed out and someone is doing horrible things to us right now and this is all an illusion. ))

Quote 5547

<Julius> I hope you guys are not in trouble :(
<Carl`> ugh :P
<Carl`> I hate london
<Julius> huh? :P
<Carl`> I mean, I'm in a 'I want to becoem a supervillain so I can destryo london in all timelines' sort of mood :P

Quote 5548

<Orgg> "But he is..."
* Orgg is at a loss for words
<Orgg> "Something like a rebellious child. I don't know how to deal with him."
<AlcarDM> (( spank the vampire. New game for suicidal pcs! ))
<Ania> (( "I'll just use my 'turn undead'" ))
<Ania> (( ;) ))
<Ania> (( You'll go to the palace NOW, young man! "AAAAAAAH!" ))

Quote 5549

<Orgg> "We'll leave as soon as you are ready."
<AlcarDM> Liderc looks at you, surprised. "You don't eat breakfast?!"
* Orgg considers
<Orgg> "Not usually."
* Orgg doesn't usually have enough moneys for breakfast!
<Orgg> beer... or breakfast =P
<AlcarDM> The vampire puts his hands in his hips and glares at you. "It's the most important meal of the day. Besides, most people's blood flows really good early in the morning. And sex is better at breakfast time."
* Orgg O.os
<Orgg> "We'll eat breakfast today, then."
<AlcarDM> He nods. "You have anyone in mind?"

Quote 5550

* Ania sighs slightly at the thought that she might have to defend this place, but continues onward in good spirits because JESUS LOVES HE... er... because she KNOWS THAT SHE WILL TRIUMPH, BECAUSE IT IS THE WILL OF GOD!

Quote 5551

<Theliar`^> I am so dead ^^
<Orgg> lol
<Theliar`^> LoL I'm more worried about why I DIDN'T die.... than having just been smitten by my god ><
* AlcarDM smiles

Quote 5552

* Orgg sheathes his sword, looking disappointed, and gives the swordless guard a friendly glare
* Orgg would hope they aren't just going to get reinforcements before they try to take them on, but that is not the sort of thing orgg would hope.
* Orgg would hope the opposite :/
* Orgg does so

Quote 5553

<AlcarDM> Catharine. "I serve the Shadow King as all must who see his power. The lords spoke to me and darkness answered. So long I held it back, the use of black magics, the sweet taste of the blood of the innocents, the knowledge that I was a god among insects. No longer. I serve the darknes that will engulf the world, the shadow within all hearts that speaks ot those who have ears to hear. I serve thew SDhaodw King, and I shall be your doom!"
<Ania> King, and I shall be your d
<AlcarDM> your doom!"
<Ania> (( oh yeah? ))
<Orgg> "You can't even make a speech without being truncated. How do you possibly expect to defeat us, foul creature of darkness!?"
<Orgg> ((or not =P))

Quote 5554

<AlcarDM> Catharine laughs, a bone-chilling sound, and Liderc steps back, looking shocked. "You're not my mom."
<AlcarDM> Catharine: "I am more than I ever was before. A mother? Pah! I wil show you a mother in Shadow, the devouriing one."
<AlcarDM> Darkness begins to gather in her hands and even the light from Orggs sword, which has slowly begin to burn, begins to dim.
* Orgg suspects his sword would glow more brightly if it was inserted into Catharine's body
* Ania channels the LIGHT OF GOD and lays the evil biyatch low with a mighty blow
* Orgg moves to test his hypothesis.

Quote 5555

<Ania> 1d20+9 will
<Sparkie> Ania 1d20+9: 12(3) will
<Ania> (( wtf ))
<Ania> (( sparkie you suck ))
<AlcarDM> 4d8 - everyone :p
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 4d8: 18 - everyone :p
<Ania> (( *demands a statistically accurate dicebot :P* ))
<Sparkie> (( *snickers* ))
<Ania> (( 2 3 9 18 3... what's wrong with this picture? ))

Quote 5556

* Ania attacks unphased
<Ania> 1d20+12 die evil!
<Sparkie> Ania 1d20+12: 16(4) die evil!
<Ania> (( sparkie ))
<Orgg> ((lol!))
<Ania> (( die ))
<Ania> (( that's just insane ))

Quote 5557

<AlcarDM> The God sits down with your help. Tamil takes a seat beside him. The other priestesses and initatws file iup the stairs and stand, waiting. close to 300 people.
<AlcarDM> Does Theliar have stage fright? :p
<AlcarDM> Oh, wait, not epic :)

Quote 5558

<Ania> (( Sparkie: You've shown us that you can break the boundaries of utter improbability by delivering a series of dice rolls with under a 1% chance of occuring in a random system. Fucking stop already ))

Quote 5559

<AlcarDM> The wheel of time goes round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheel of time bus goes round and round, all through creation. <AlcarDM> The ages that were go repeat, repeat, repeat; repeat, repeat, repeat; repeat, repeat, repeat; The ages that were go repeat, repeat, repeat all through creation.
<AlcarDM> The ages thatwere come again, again, again; Again, again, again; Again, again, again; The ages thatwere come again, again, again; Creation has deja vu.
<AlcarDM> The Dicebot of the game says "Stop this now. Stop this now, stop this no;" The Dicebot of the game says "Stop this now", all through creation.
<AlcarDM> <a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/wheels.htm">http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/wheels.htm</a> <-- play this for mood.
<Theliar`^> (( You scare me alcar =( ))
<AlcarDM> (( first parody that occured to me :p ))

Quote 5560

<AlcarDM> Lessee... Theliar is about to go shopping; Orgg, Ania & Liderc just killed Liderc's mom and three guards in the palance; Ghenn is with Bucket; Ryu is in the House ....
<Theliar`^> I first read that as "Ghenn is in bucket"
<AlcarDM> Ghenn doesn't know about that part yet.
<Theliar`^> <Theliar`^> (( You seriously left Ryu off in The House? That's kind of evil alcar ))
<tatterdemalion> (( yep, did :p ))
<Theliar`^> (( Poor thing =( ))
<tatterdemalion> (( yeah, but the master had it coming to him :p ))

Quote 5561

<Theliar`^> (( AHA! A paladin! You use... A sword! ))

Quote 5562

* Theliar`^ grins evily and sets it aside and hands him the rings "These are the last of it."
<AlcarDM> Al takes the rings, then shrugs and hands them to you. "They are gic, but not a kind of magic you can use."
<AlcarDM> Al: "Their magic is for another world. I'd advise throwing them in a volcano just to be safe."
<Theliar`^> "Dragons?"
* Theliar`^ grabs the swords and box and motions for tamil to escort Al with him
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "The only dragon we know is dead.."
<Theliar`^> "There were more... They are only one of two things I know of that would bring something of immaterial value to this world..."
<Darien`> (( "And the second?" *eyes narrowing, said as if speaking the name of the devil himself:* "Tourists." ))

Quote 5563

<Chaos`^> Wanna play a game? DMing alwayse makes me tired ;)

Quote 5564

<Chaos`^> Ye be on the High seas, the wind be in yer favor, yer job has been easy so far, but ye haven't done this job before, and whoever tought ye how to do it wasn't very good. Yer below deck when ye hears someone yellin above 'man overboard' theys yell
<Chaos`^> what ye be doin' bout it?
* Kyroko strumbles out of the hammock, trying not to fall, and goes up on deck to make sure it wasn't him.

Quote 5565

<Chaos`^> The wind is weakened, but the sails are still torn. The ship won't be going anywhere for a long, long time, thanks to you.
* Kyroko waves his staff the pauses, then remembers he failed mending spells, hence his cloak.
<Chaos`^> The crew keep their hands of you, but only because the captain orders it. WHat are you doing currently?
* Kyroko calls up waves to push the ship while they fix it.
<Chaos`^> Ahem...
<Chaos`^> You're bad at doing wind spells, which is your specialty... But now you're fuckin' with water?
<Kyroko> of course! Wind pushing water at base = ship moves quickly.
<Kyroko> At least, that's the theory.
<Kyroko> An dhe's sure there is wind uuder the water, because it makes tidal waves
<Chaos`^> You smash a huge hole in the ship, you freeze to death trying to save rose, the end I have got to get to bed, I don't care how untired I am...

Quote 5566

<AlcarDM> Another laugh and a hand brushes your face gently. "Oh, no. There is no up now, will never be an up. Blood was given and blood was spent. The House grows, little wanderer. You walk in stories older than your world."
<AlcarDM> The voices are wispering othre words now, in languahges you've never heard of, songs and poems and conversations drifting around you but not touching you.
<Darien`> "Riiight... well. Is this near where my father was, or is, or whatever? Cause if not, I'll just be leaving..."
<AlcarDM> The voice is silent, then "Oh. I see. You have it inside you," in a strange, fearful voice.
<Darien`> "Blood? Yeah... its my understanding that most people do. But that really wasn't an answer to my question."

Quote 5567

<AlcarDM> The voices aren't getting louder, but do seem to pick ou the occassional word in dwarven r elvish or human, but nothing that makes sense. Finally, the hallway ways in a large, mpety dining hall filled with pendantas and a roaring fireplace that an old man is warming hiself by.
<Darien`> "Hiya. May we come in?"
<AlcarDM> "Eh?" The old man turns, surprised, then says "Ah. Someone who asks. Almost as rare as people, here. Come, come."
* Darien` walks in. "Have you seen any dead people around? We're looking for some."
<AlcarDM> (( Rose: I see dead people. They're everywhere." *Stabs Darien* "Another!" ))
<Darien`> (( Noooo! Now I cant touch red doorknobs! ))

Quote 5568

<Carl`> yeah, this is definitely where the rift between Carl and julius comes in
<Alcar> yeah :p
<Carl`> omg!
<Carl`> its just like a superhero story!
<Alcar> lol
<Carl`> hero and villain were always friends in the beginning!

Quote 5569

* Julius looks for a US embassy, first.. :P
<AlcarGM> seriously going to? :p
<Julius> :P one sec
* Julius consults his brain.
<Julius> 1d2 1=yes
<Sparkie> Julius 1d2: 1 1=yes
<Julius> :P yeah.. I think I'll give it a shot
* Sparkie is worried about being your brain, and I want all the pcs dead.
<Julius> what's the worst that could happen? :P

Quote 5570

<AlcarGM> "Barry windchaster? unusual name..."
<Vora> (( *snicker* ))
<Julius> "They didn't like the sound of it so they gave me the last name Aurelius. By the time I could read it, I was used to the name the orphanage gave me."
<Julius> "At any rate, I thought some of those names may be clues..?"
<AlcarGM> He nods. "Yes, it does have embarrassing native connotations, I imagine. Not surprisingly, given some people, but still unfortunately. You do know that if your mother was native, she wasn't american.""
<Vora> (( its ironic, because in a way, thats backwards, when you think about it. :P ))
<Julius> "I'm not sure about my mother at all.. the only information I've had to go on is that book, and you can see its in rough shape... there was a fire at the orphanage, most of the records were destroyed."
<Julius> ((:P man this is more fun than killing people.))
<AlcarGM> (( lol ))

Quote 5571

<Alcar> Ok, the shotwave is picking up lots of "DON'T PANIC," from the police station, but no one seems ot knwo WHAT is going on.. something about New York being half-destroyed and a superhuman put in Purgatory and the prison is now mostly gone....
* Kate`^ turns it down and tries to find the Arbiter's channel... If they designated one.. otherwise I'll listen for their voices.. while heading north
<Kate`^> I have a bad feeling about this.
<Alcar> There is one, and from it you gather that Needles, Julius and Carlare heading there right now but nothing else. THe police are literally at aloss as to what to do.
* Kate`^ heads north as well
<Alcar> Ok.. you leap north.. you see a lot of black, government cars by the time you arrive, but no sign of your teammates.. and no one is coming out.. the whole building look slike ahalf melted rubber bulldog.
<Kate`^> a half melted.. rubber... bulldog..
<Kate`^> nice ah... description

Quote 5572

<Alcar> The most feared superhuman on the planet pops his thumb out of his mouth and crawls out of the wrckeage, following you without a word. His eyes are glazed over and he's droooling out of the corner of his mouth
* Kate`^ takes off her coat and gives it to him
<Kate`^> "Try to keep a low profile."
* Kate`^ walks to haven
<Kate`^> (( Most feared by whom? ))
<Alcar> He givs you a blank look and the says "It's so big," in a rusty voice and stumbles after you
<Kate`^> "What's big?"
<Alcar> (( anyone :p He did wipe out most of boston and was barely stopped :p ))
<Kate`^> (( Anyone but the pc's... we know where our real fears should be ))
<Alcar> (( hehehe. Oh? :p ))
<Sparkie> Yes, Me.
<Kate`^> (( LoL Well besides sparkie... I think I fear the other pc's the most =p ))
<Alcar> (( Given Julius lately, that's a good bet :p ))

Quote 5573

<Kate`^> What's your bodycount julius?
<Kate`^> lol
<Julius> I dunno. I lost count.
<Julius> lol
<Julius> we always compete, don't we? :P
<Kate`^> yeap
<Kate`^> Mine's at 50 from this single session...
<Kate`^> well 25-50 I don't know how alcar had it setup
<Kate`^> typically 2 people per car, and I took out 25 cars so...
<Julius> :P omg.
<Julius> well you have meteors.
<Julius> So you're cheating.
* Julius only has fists and a gun, sometimes.
<Julius> oh and gravity
<Julius> :P Gravity kills flying people.
<AlcarGM> was 70 :p

Quote 5574

<AlcarGM> And she has a higher body count than Julius now :p
<Julius> :P ARGH!
<Julius> NO!
<Julius> :P That's it.
<Julius> I'm gonna massacre london.
<Julius> By building an atomic bomb. :P

Quote 5575

<Kate`^> (( This man is old enough to be kate's dad ))
<Kate`^> (( Shit! dammit... *pounds head against counter* ))

Quote 5576

<alcar> Oh, yeah, and in unrelated news - and amusing news at that - Mosaic is now the only hero left ot defend Haven out of all the Aftermath pcs. I find it rather ironic.
<Baliadoc> What!?
<Baliadoc> how in the heck did that happen??
<alcar> Carl and Julius got zapped by something in a car and are now in an alternatte universe 1888 :P The victoeian supers plot :p The preisdent declared al lsupers illegal so Kate got herself and the kids of the thw HQa dn Winter danced with syncronicity to get them on a flight to cuba :p
<alcar> So that leaves Mosaic to return and defend the city. Oh, and Kate took Destroyer with her :p
<Baliadoc> Good Gravy!
<Baliadoc> ... then what the heck do i defend the city from!?

Quote 5577

<Lustral> The creature laughs, then, a deep, resonating sound, before pulling back its hood, and turning its head down to look directly upon you
<Sammael> (( .... "Hi, mom?" (tho the UA part of me says it should have sam's face....) ))
<Lustral> (( lol! ))
<Sammael> What do I see? :p
<Lustral> (( no no no, although you're on the right track! ))
<Lustral> (( I was WAITING for you to ask that ))
<Lustral> Blackness...
<Lustral> (( yay! ))
* Sammael lights it up with the fires of his sword, preparing to fight defensively :)
<Lustral> (( sam gets abducted again ))
<Sammael> Oh, crap!

Quote 5578

* Julius walks up to the woman as civil as he can and frankly, slowly, says, "Is there something you want?"
<AlcarGM> She looks at you, then says "Your soul," in a calm, friendly voice. The other man has taken needles aside and is talking to him, something about "signing under the line," in a reasonable voice
<Julius> "Needles, don't be an idiot."
* Julius quite politely shoots the woman.
* AlcarGM shakes his head...
<AlcarGM> Where?
<Vora> (( in the study. ))
<Julius> ((:P WITH THE REVOLVER))
<Julius> ((well no))
<Julius> ((In the head.))
<Vora> (( exactly ))
<Julius> ((eh))
<Julius> ((let's not do that!))
<Julius> ((I don't wanna keep killing things. As a player. :P))
<AlcarGM> (( lol. Ok, shoot her where, then? :p ))

Quote 5579

<Julius> "I'm sick and tired of this place. I'm sick and tired of this whole city."
* Julius reaches out towards the nearest permanent looking object and tries to simply warp it into, erm, nothingness. :P
<Julius> "I want it all to just disappear."
<AlcarGM> <Needles> "I have a better idea. Let's just kill people."
<AlcarGM> (( that feels so..so .. UH :p ))

Quote 5580

<Baliadoc> I think I'm going to go to bed, so that Alcar can get here and be mad that I left when he was planning to start the game.

Quote 5581

<Theliar`^> "Tell me lies."
<AlcarDM> she stares at you. "You're really a being named chaos from another plane of existence and we're all jut puppets in some game."
<Theliar`^> you've alwayse wanted to do that in a game... you've been trying that gig since LoLaD
<AlcarDM> Oh, no. I actually have a whole game planned out around that concept to use sometime :)

Quote 5582

<Theliar`^> "Do you know what happened to the last person to insult the High Priest of The Goddess."
<Alcar> The second guard stops humming.
<Alcar> The first guard shrugds. "He got awarded? Making an elf the high priest would involve cutting his dick off. Get lost."
* Sparkie would like to point out that alcar typed duck first. Make of that what you will.

Quote 5583

<Alcar> arete - I was thinking a fenrick approach :p "Hey, babe, I just kiled your dad. Why don't you and me get down are dirty, sweet thing, cuz all this blod has made me horny and I'd rather you liked it. We'll begin at rape and go from there."
<Chaos`^> I don't expect the pc's to know how to address a king of x country and convince him to give up 20% of his lands even though he's a conquering king and against it all. That's putting them on the spot and unfair...
<arete> lol Alcar
<arete> Alcar: Yeah, I don't think 40 charisma would help much for fenrick
<arete> Alcar: Maybe 40 points of compelling ;P
<Alcar> And that's my pooint. Skill can't work for some characters :p
<Alcar> I mean, you can say you have a skill in something, but if everything you do runs counter to it...
<Chaos`^> Charisma really isn't a SKILL you can learn anyway
<Alcar> <Alcar> so everything is a skill, from charisma to locksmithing to sexual prowess?
<Alcar> <Chaos`^> Yes
<Alcar> then....? :p
<Chaos`^> STFU and finish the god damned sheet

Quote 5584

<Chaos`^> you cary a shovel with all characters
* Alcar nods. Blame Sintaqx for that.
<Chaos`^> I have a question
<Alcar> yep?
<Chaos`^> in most fantasy settings they don't have folding shovels... How do you manage to carry a full sized shovel around?

Quote 5585

<Chaos`^> what about maxine?
<Alcar> hrm, I thin he'd rather she didn't come, unless she has some weird gift/trick/talent thatwould be really useful.
<Alcar> were ferret!
<Chaos`^> no...
<Alcar> No?
<Chaos`^> ok, then she'll just be a future contact
<Alcar> Well, unlike Fantasy Novel Land, he doesn't see much point in taking an apprentice out on trips that could kill her, unless we give her some neat skil or trick.
<Chaos`^> one question: How does a chubby man become a master thief/sneaker? I have trouble sneaking around as it is =p I.E. Most good thieves try to stay small so they can fit through windows etc.
<Chaos`^> also the cubbyness would indicate he was a minor glutton...
<Alcar> Santa gets down chimmneys.
<Chaos`^> Santa is a master lich

Quote 5586

* Sparkie is sane.
<Sintaqx> Sparkie is the Baseline for socially acceptable sanity..... Frightening, isn't it
<Sparkie> And I was scripted by an idiot. It's one of those metaphors. Or a normal phore.
* Sparkie doesn't see much meta about it :p

Quote 5587

<Chaos`^> You're in the capital city, walking down the street for whatever reason compells you to walk down a street. You hear someone in an alleyway trying to get your attention "Psst!"
* Hewel continues walking, whistling to himself, and looks back over his shoulder casually while going by.
<Chaos`^> Maxine: "PSSSST! You idiot, get over here!"
* Hewel sighs and walks over. "Trying out to be the worlds most obvious spy?"
<Chaos`^> "Shut up and hurry over here!"
* Hewel walks over casually. "Don't know if I mentioned this, but the best way to be inconspicuous is to act liike you aren't. Like run over screaming and pretend I'm your long lost brother or something. People notice sulking in shadows faster."
<Chaos`^> She pulls you inside and down the alley

Quote 5588

<AlcarDM> Okay, you reach the corridors of the palace proper. A young scullery boy is trying to hide in a niche in the wall, looking terrified.
* Theliar`^ looks at the boy "Hello. Who are you?"
<AlcarDM> The boy blinks, startled, then whispers "Go away! They'll find me! They want it!" He scrambles to his feet and you notice he's carrying a kitten in one hand.
<Theliar`^> "They want what?"
<AlcarDM> Scullery Boy: "It's mine." He clutches the kitten to his chest, a feverish gleam in his eyes. "You can't have it either!"
<Theliar`^> "I don't want it."
* Theliar`^ then proceedes to walk off, toward the exit
<AlcarDM> He attempts to back up further into the cliche and you hear a "Me-" cut off from beind, and chewing sounds.
* Theliar`^ turns quickly
<AlcarDM> The boy has ripped of the kitthens head and is chewing on it vigorously, muttering "Mine," between bites.
* Theliar`^ walks quicker

Quote 5589

<AlcarDM> She just stands there some more, then says "They shouldn't. You're wrong. The Master will fix you," and walks towards a blank wall.
* Ryu_Featherfoot brings it down and unrolls it to read it half keeping an eye on the girl
<AlcarDM> she walks to the wall and calmly walks through it as if it wasn't there.
* Ryu_Featherfoot rolls the scroll up and then follows the girl on though the wall
<AlcarDM> Taking the scroll with you?
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (yep)
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (sence when does a kender ever drop something?)

Quote 5590

<Theliar`^> I'm going out on a limb here and i'm going to assume the rose I have in my pack is a holy relic... would i be correct in assuming so?
<AlcarDM> sort of, yes :p
<Theliar`^> good
<Theliar`^> care to elaborate?
<AlcarDM> no :p
<Theliar`^> would you anyway? =p

Quote 5591

<Theliar`^> "What DO you know about him?"
<Darien`> "That he's my dad, and he's dead under the palace." *simply*
<Theliar`^> "How long has he been 'dead under the palace'?
* Darien` shrugs.
<Theliar`^> "The house has only been here for a few hours."
<Theliar`^> "When were you told this information?"
<Darien`> "Blood not of this world was the key. What was opened can close. My father... ask the gnome! He knows."
<Darien`> "Hmm? Oh, a little while ago, from some seer. She freaked out and died."
<Theliar`^> "The gnome? uhm... any gnome in particular?"
<Darien`> "Beats me