Quotes 5101 to 5200

Quote 5101

<AlcarDM> Radik: "The baron is in the swouth that that.. orc.. thing.... thinking thoughts no Baron should ever think, willing to sleep with ELVES!"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Is that all??"
<AlcarDM> The ghost looks astonished. "WHAT?"
<AlcarDM> Lisha says nothign behind you, with an effort :p
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "I am the one that put Lirk in power.. so realy if he has gone astra its my dutie to put him back in line isn't it?"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "I meen geezz, what would Slim say.."
<AlcarDM> Radik looks astonished. "You .. would?"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Its eather that or I go rase an army of undead lead by a Kender Golem and take over the place by force..."
<AlcarDM> Radik: "What?"
* Ryu_FatherFoot shakes his head and mutters "Whats a dark lord to do..."
<AlcarDM> It takes a lot to leave a 700 yrear old paladin at a lost for words, but you just managed :p

Quote 5102

<Ryu_FatherFoot> "You know they have this legend around here for a king coming to them in a grate time of need from well some where else.."
* Ryu_FatherFoot gets up on winddancer when we get that far and helps the entire gang up
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "most places have those," dryly.
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Realy?"
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "I could start a famon and then save everybody with food and rule the world then..."
<Ryu_FatherFoot> "Slim would be proud..."
* Ryu_FatherFoot shakes his head "To much work!"
<AlcarDM> Lisha: ".... Right."

Quote 5103

<Theliar`^> (( Walk in on lee and lirk! Do it! ))
<Orgg> (( lol! ))
<AlcarDM> (( LOL ))
<Orgg> (( I considered it. With an axe. =P ))
<``Tamil``> (( I dare you. ))
<``Tamil``> (( Well. ))
<Theliar`^> (( "I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN! LIRK I WANT YOU!" ))
<``Tamil``> (( If you do want to do it.. ))
<``Tamil``> (( Wait for me to get into an awkward position. ))
<``Tamil``> (( k? :P ))
<Theliar`^> (( Oh wait.. you mean something else? ))
<AlcarDM> (( *shakes his head* ))
<Orgg> (( I don't want to do it =P ))

Quote 5104

<``Tamil``> "You know what to do?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk hesitates, then shakes his head
<``Tamil``> "I'll try to help you then.. first, you'll probably want to .. take off your clothes."
<``Tamil``> (( la di da... :P ))
<AlcarDM> Lirk blinks, the blushes and takes his clothes off quickly, looking mortified :p

Quote 5105

<Theliar`^> I don't have a desire to go blind while having sex with a woman who looksl ike a lizard in a room of psychodelic paint

Quote 5106

<AlcarDM> Tamil blinks a few times, her expression beyond shocked, then coughs and gasps "The master . should have used this.... for torture..."
<Theliar`^> "We do this for fun!"
* Theliar`^ smiles
<Theliar`^> "This stuff here, finally, is just for flavor."
* Theliar`^ hands her a cherry rum
<Theliar`^> "You can sip it if you want... It's the good stuff.. tastes like cherries."
* Theliar`^ sips his
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "For.. fun?!"
* Theliar`^ nods
<Theliar`^> "Once you get used to it... It's enjoyable."
<Theliar`^> "Your first time is always the hardest."
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "So is getting your blood transmuted into acid."
* Theliar`^ thinks
<Theliar`^> "Well... this is almost like that but more enjoyable.."

Quote 5107

<Alcar> unrdu is the name of the setting, so far. Mostly rensaissance style world with hermetic magic, kaballah and alchemy.
<Alcar> using the ua system and going to involve lots of weirdness i hope
<FirestormZero> ...... Alcar continues his war against anything "normal" :)
<Alcar> war? :p
<FirestormZero> hmmm
<FirestormZero> more like a vendetta
<FirestormZero> or jihad

Quote 5108

<AlcarGM> Snake spins and sees you, then relaxes and looks relieved, sitting back down in the bed slowly and rubbing his chest. he looks around a bit, then as you, then "Hiss?"
<Vora> "Well, I got an ambulance to come, but the guy didn't know what to do, and you were really hurt. But then the guy was someone else, and showed me some way to heal you a little. And then when we got there the person that the guy was, was a nurse, and some other guy was there, and tried to hurt her. And anyway, they were mean at that hospital, so I had to rescue you from them."
<Vora> (( THat is the best summary ever :P ))

Quote 5109

<AlcarGM> Sara: "Kate should like this! How do you make a baby float?"
<Kate`^> (( Oh lord... a joke circle rp'd... this could be bad lol ))
<Vora> (( This could have been a cute sex joke fest, and instead its become horrible and disturbing. ))
<Piotr`> "I do not know, how?"
<Kate`^> (( Not just a joke circle.. but a tasteless joke circle ))
<AlcarGM> Sara: "two scoops of ice cream, one of baby. But I prefer the difference betwene a bowling ball and ababy: you can't stick a pitchfork through a bowling ball."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You think this will lighten her up?!"
<Piotr`> "I think it may be able to, da."
<Kate`^> (( if you say yes I'll kill you ))

Quote 5110

<AlcarGM> Sara nods: "OK!"
* Piotr` heads back towards his room again.
<AlcarGM> Sars follows, skipping
<AlcarGM> err, sara does....
<Piotr`> (No! Not Sars! Sars cannot follow!)
<Kate`^> (( SARS? ))
<Kate`^> (( Sars skips? ))
<Piotr`> (A generation)
<AlcarGM> (( heh ))
<Piotr`> (and it leads to genital sars)
<Kate`^> (( If I start caughing, i'll kill you ))

Quote 5111

<barking_frog> I was in a D&D campaign once where a soldier in a delicate, restrained position had to make a saving throw to see if he choked on a potion he was drinking. He failed and choked to death. On a healing potion

Quote 5112

<sancus> I play all games as a shapechanged tarrasque to avoid annoying crap like 'character interaction' :p

Quote 5113

* Alcar shrugs. And it's fire and forget. Which just sucks. Big time. It was MADE for low level ideas, in the Vance novels it got based on.
<sancus> err what do you mean it's fire and forget?
<Alcar> sancus - the d&d system, You use, it's gone.
<sancus> you mean there's a finite amount of magical energy per day or something?
<FirestormZero> no
<FirestormZero> like you lob a fireball
<FirestormZero> it does damage
<FirestormZero> and disappears

Quote 5114

<sancus> err so?
<FirestormZero> doesn't set anything on fire
<sancus> that's because fireball is specifically made not to set things on fires
<FirestormZero> it just has no consequence

Quote 5115

<FirestormZero> i made a duelist with 241 ac :)
<aslhk> who gets hit 5% of the time =P

Quote 5116

<AlcarDM> He nods dourly. "And do you know how few paid?" he sighs heavily. "Sometimes I wish I'd tkaen on another life, like you adventuring types. See the world....."
<Orgg> "Never too late. I could get you a sword."
<Orgg> Orgg, the barbarian recruiter! =P
<AlcarDM> He looks at you..... "I don't even know how to use one."
<Orgg> "And you never will, if you don't start some time."
* Orgg shrugs
<Orgg> "And more people would pay if you had a sword."
<AlcarDM> He blinks, considering that, then says "I never thought of it that way....."
<Orgg> "Good. Lirk needs a training partner anyway. I will teach the two of you."

Quote 5117

<AlcarDM> Innkeeper: "The baron doesn't know how to use a sword?"
<Orgg> "He does, now, but he is new at it. He wasn't raised a baron, and you don't teach your children anything here."
<Lee`> (( Understatement of the year. :P ))
<FirestormZero> (( Well with sex-ed teachers like Lee`, it's no wonder...))
<Lee`> (( :P Dude a night with Lee is analogous to cramming for days straight ))
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (I think I would rather do the cramming for days straight)
<Theliar`working^> (( I'll have you know I am like... 3x the sex ed teacher of Lee! ))
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (bit none of you hold a candle compaired to Maranda)

Quote 5118

* Ryu_Featherfoot just barges into rooms at randum till he finds Lirk
<AlcarDM> Ryu barges into the main room, then up stairs, then slams open a door to see Lirk and a woman sitting on a bed, currently kissing.
* Ryu_Featherfoot rushes on over and grabs one of Lirks rists and starts to drag him down stairs "Matters of state come on.."
* ``Tamil`` sort of just gawks
<``Tamil``> "You kender try to steal everything!"
* ``Tamil`` grabs on to Lirk, of course :P

Quote 5119

<AlcarDM> Ok, the woods are reached easily by two groups of whispering people, one very confused Baron and a ghost in a bucket.
<AlcarDM> who might not be a ghost, but is definitely in the bucket.
<Caltak> (( woah, that sounds weird. Well, back ot ingoring the channel.. ))
<Ryu_Featherfoot> (LOL)

Quote 5120

<AlcarDM> The shops are mostly closed, since everyone is still hung over, but there is one "adventererers Shoppe" open
<Theliar`^> I think i've been here twice already
<Theliar`^> you're hinting at something... I know you are... there's something special in here...
* Theliar`^ walks in and looks around intently, trying to find something hidden
* Theliar`^ evidently doesn't find anything, and buys some female's travel gear Tamil's size
<AlcarDM> Hidden in a shop? Well, mostly it's just stuff the owner stole from other shops while everyone was drunk :)
<AlcarDM> So it takes a good while to find clothing that is decent and doesn;'t smell of drink, but you buy it for a few coppers
* Theliar`^ buys Tamil a dagger
<AlcarDM> The "owner" of the "shoppe" asks if you want anything else, a bit nervously :p
<Theliar`^> "Why?"
* Theliar`^ looks suspicious
<AlcarDM> "owner" "I'm trying to liquidate my stock before the winter rush?" hopefully
<Theliar`^> "Ah.. right... uhm... I think that's all..."

Quote 5121

<``Tamil``> "Tell you what.. this isn't the place to talk about it.. would you come to the keep with us? We can discuss it over a meal."
<Theliar`^> "Uh... I was hoping to leave soon."
* ``Tamil`` almost giggles. :P
<``Tamil``> "Are you sure there isn't some way I could .. persuade you?"
<* ``Tamil`` DESIGNATES THELIAR. H> P
<Orgg> ((LOL!))
* Orgg nods
<AlcarDM> (( ROFLMAO ))
<Theliar`^> "Perfectly..."

Quote 5122

* ``Tamil`` shoots theliar with 23 bullets made of silver purifies seven times in the fires made from 22 logs each of 10 various types of wood. :P
* Orgg is looking for a big sword!
<Theliar`^> OMG
<Theliar`^> I read Kents and aslhk's msgs at the same time... and I got *Orgg is looking for a big wood :p

Quote 5123

<Theresa> Theresa is wearing black. All black, with black cosmetics, and a black expression on her face. Her accessories are also black, but she allows herself a silver necklace. Her gown is long and flowing, and perhaps a bit more form-fitting than is entirely modest, or indeed appealing, as she could afford to lose a little bit of weight.

Quote 5124

<FirestormZero> "Girl.. why do you want the magic?"
<Theresa> "Because I am sick of humans. I am sick of them and want something better, and I don't trust anyone else to do the job right."
<Adrian> "But we are humans," to Theresa. "We must create something better within ourselves and it will be expressed outward for all the world to see."
<Theresa> "See what I mean?"
<FirestormZero> <Narhlron> mutters. "Hippies."

Quote 5125

<Austin`> "Wait I didn't get to try the other one."
* Austin` stares at the anvil and wills it to explode :p
<FirestormZero> "You see what Austin` just learn is. Anytime you fail to cast a spell, there are consequences.
<FirestormZero> Austins hand explodes!
<Austin`> "OMIGOD!"
<Austin`> "MY HAND!"
<FirestormZero> "The more powerful the spell..."
* Austin` runs around in circles.
<Theresa> "Cool!"
* Adrian attempts to heal it!
<FirestormZero> "The larger the consequences..."

Quote 5126

* Theresa attempts to summon the spirits of the dead to whisper cruel things in the god damn hippy's ears.
<FirestormZero> Theresa. Your aunt margaret returns from the grave. She begins telling you how to make tuna casserole.
<FirestormZero> And she won't stop.

Quote 5127

* Theresa attempts to make Adrian see the world as rose-tinted, since he obviously does anyway =P
* Adrian watches in awe as the world responds to his healing by showing the innner light of ECKANKAR, the true spirit of god, and primordial love as the rainbow shines through everything.
* Adrian is now in bliss

Quote 5128

<kentari> :P I'm gonna say Austin asked too many questions about the test. Like, "What writing utensil should I use?" and "Am I penalized for incorrect answers?" :P
<aslhk> "When do we get to the fun part?"

Quote 5129

<Austin`> :P For having low hp I had better get something else!
<Austin`> Like o_O cuteness points or something.
<Randahl> wow
<Randahl> this really is just shroomform without the drugs
<Randahl> except for adrian, that is :P

Quote 5130

* Theresa dreams of generously endowed anthropomorphic animals =P

Quote 5131

<Lee`> "I don't know much about swords."
<Adrian> Lirk: "he's teaching me how to use one, but I'm not that good."
<Lee`> (( XD ))
<Lee`> (( dirt mind, kentari.. dirty mind.. ))
<Adrian> (( *grins8 ))
<Lee`> "Oh? What all have you learned so far?"
<Adrian> Lirk: "How to get it out and swing it a bit. And sheathe it right."
<Adrian> (( blinks .. oh, gods, thats horrible... ))
<Lee`> (( :P ))
<Lee`> (( ugh.. ))
<Lee`> "So you engage in swordplay with him then? To practice?"
<Lee`> (( :P Touche! ))
<Adrian> he nods. "I think I could be good."
* Lee` nods, "You're a fast learner."
<Lee`> (( :> the coup de grace ))

Quote 5132

* Theresa asks the mouse to inspect carriage #2 =P
<FSZDM> The mouse hops into it and returns.
<FSZDM> It shakes it's head.
<FSZDM> empty.
<FSZDM> Austin... you make nothing
<Theresa> "Ooh, who's a cutey?" *tickles the mouse* "Thanks!"
* Theresa places the mouse back in her purse.
<FSZDM> You... tickled the dead mouse..

Quote 5133

<Austin`> "Mr. McClure, are we supposed to hurt eachother?"
<Austin`> "I'm afraid I'm new to this procedure."
<FSZDM> "Yes! Just go!"
<Austin`> "Oh.. Ok.. But, I don't really want to hurt you."
<Austin`> "Is there some other way we could do it?"
<FSZDM> "No! Hurry UP!"
<Austin`> "Are you sure?"
<Austin`> "I mean.. what if I really hurt you? What if you kill me by mistake?"
<Austin`> "What would your parents think of me?"
<FSZDM> "We'll be fine! All damage will be undone! I wouldn't risk your life for this!"
<Austin`> "Oh. Ok!"
<Austin`> "Let's see.."
<Austin`> "Wait, you like me?"
* Austin` giggles
<FSZDM> "No... I... Shut up!"

Quote 5134

<FSZDM> Debra takes to the ring!
* Theresa heads for the ring.
<Theresa> "Before we start..."
<FSZDM> <Debra> "Well... come on in... oooh you have some thrifty bag with ou.
<Theresa> "I've never done this before. Can I just beat the shit out of you?"
<FSZDM> <Debra> "I will beat the shit out of you!"
<FSZDM> "And clean your mouth out with soap!"
<Theresa> "I am so very frightened."

Quote 5135

<FSZDM> <Palmer steps into the Areana.
<FSZDM> "You... stop! Shaking hands is my job!"
<Randahl> "Bah, you're no prince!"
<FSZDM> "You're just like your father... but not as good!"
* Randahl turns sharply
<FSZDM> "Haven't you heard... You were disinherited!"
<FSZDM> "Hahahahhahaaha"
<Randahl> "not as good? in a few weeks time, i'll be better!"
<FSZDM> "You're just a joke now...."
<Austin`> "Don't let him get to you, Randahl! He probably doesn't even have a father!"

Quote 5136

* Lee` ponders praying to teh Goddess about it. Would teh goddess even answer? :P
<Adrian> (( lol . .you never know... ))
* Lee` does so. Inside her head. basically a "Please help Lirk. I heard you did before!" :P
<Adrian> Lirk sighs then says "The gods help in battles, and wars. A quiet heart is your own concern." then claps his hands over his mouth and looks shocked "That wasn't me!"
* Lee` gasps.
<Lee`> "Its ok."
<Lee`> "Don't worry about it.."
<Adrian> Lirk: "But someone else just spoke out of my mouth!"

Quote 5137

* Randahl concentrates his body energy, breaking palmer's other arm!
<Randahl> 1d20
<Sparkie> Randahl 1d20: 20
<FSZDM> 1d20-1 dodge?
<Sparkie> FSZDM 1d20-1: 5(6) dodge?
<FSZDM> <Palmer> "nah nah noo!!!"
* Randahl puts a hand on palmer's shoulder. "it'll be okay. i'll take your head next!"
<FSZDM> roll damage
<Randahl> 3d6
<Sparkie> Randahl 3d6: 3
<Austin`> ...
<Austin`> :P WTF! I demand a reroll!
<Austin`> He rolled a 20 to hit :P
<Austin`> It should at least mean something! :P

Quote 5138

<FSZDM> <Palmer> "You... I'll never... Fine the town is yours."
<FSZDM> He looks red faced
<Austin`> "And so are YOU, right??"
* Austin` grins sadistically
<FSZDM> Debra, McClure, and Louise all look strange
<Randahl> "you're ten years old! Get away from me!"
<FSZDM> < Palmer> "Umm... not like that!"
* Austin` was talking to Palmer. :P

Quote 5139

<Austin`> "Let's just do it this way!"
<FSZDM> you guys settle tax rate ^_^
* Austin` attempts to create a d20
<Austin`> 1d20
<Sparkie`> Austin` 1d20: 20
<FSZDM> lol.
<Austin`> :D Oh yeah.
<Adrian> ...
<Randahl> "what the hell is that?"
<FSZDM> you create a strange object
<FSZDM> with numbers on it
<Austin`> "Its a die. I think I gave it too many sides, but oh well."
<FSZDM> it looks like a die...
<FSZDM> but it has numbers 1-20 on it.

Quote 5140

<FirestormZero> so nope. No sex this time ^_^
<Reykemias> i almost fucked that angela chick
<Reykemias> but my character got scared! :P
<aslhk> yeah, diseases! =P
<FirestormZero> wow... morality ^_^
<Austin`> you should just summon a skeleton
<Austin`> and use body to make it hot
<FirestormZero> you guys
<FirestormZero> have...
<aslhk> but.. skeletons *are* hot!
<FirestormZero> some problems ^_^
<FirestormZero> and you aren't good enough at body to do that
<Reykemias> FirestormZero: the ability to put a thought on one line?

Quote 5141

<FirestormZero> does he want his hand back kentari?
<FirestormZero> er Alcar
<kentari> :P MY HAND!
<FirestormZero> OMIGOD!
<kentari> You will not take my hand away, ever again

Quote 5142

* Alcar hopes not. I think the currently record in chanel is 10 or so :p
<Alcar> tho I did run over 24 hours in one weekend doing the first lolad campaign
<Alcar> but that was 3 evenings, 8 hours ish each.
<Iota> it's like saying surkh ran for 212 hours from november's end to may's second week :P
<Kiv> yeah
<Kiv> but surkh sucked :P
<Iota> Kiv: yeah, that's why i already have people asking me to rebirth it.
<Kiv> well, yeah, I can see that. I see some of the same behavior in broken homes across the country!
<Kiv> "Why you gotta make me hit you like that, baby?"

Quote 5143

<Iota> i've had every competent player on esper play in surkh at one point or another :P

Quote 5144

<Tarika> I'm trying to kill off my players
<Tarika> because they suck.

Quote 5145

<Randahl> death, and body
<&lt;FSZDM> You cannot destroy items. But you kill his hair ^_^
<Austin`> "OMIGOD!"
<FSZDM> He is now bald.\
<Austin`> "MY HAIR!"
* Austin` attempts to destroy Randy's clothes in a puff of smoke
* Randahl gives him short brown hair. like a boy has.
<FSZDM> Austin` it feels kind of drafty.
<Theresa> He's a red head this time =p
<FSZDM> Austin. All your clothes but your undergarments are gone.
* Randahl dusts off his clothes, then approaches austin
<Adrian> (( and lo, the heroes did perish in the hair wars.... ))
<FSZDM> And you have red hair.

Quote 5146

<Dale> "Hmm. Can any of you see in the dark?"
* Dale whisperasks
<SamSmith> "I can. Just not very well."

Quote 5147

<GemmGM> Sam, ahead you can see a hole of light.
<SamSmith> "I see the light."
* SamSmith heads for the light.

Quote 5148

<Alcar> but gurps is TOO system oriented.
<Alcar> It makes D&D seem rules light some times :p
* Alcar 's favourite example is that ghouls have Odious Personal Habit: Eats Dead People
<Warner> now theres a great sequel idea for the Sixth Sense Movie. "I eat dead people" :)
<Warner> "I eat them every where" "And I have no BBQ Sause"

Quote 5149

<aslhk> <KenDM> You feel your magical magics tingle with magical energy. That means that they work.
<aslhk> =p
<aslhk> I like that
<Warner> ("And how do I feel that?" "Magicly" :)

Quote 5150

<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> " Erhmm... may I come in?"
<Adrian> "Would you like some food? Rest?"
<Theresa> "She looks like she could use some... rest."
<FSZDM> (( And thus, the pcs let the evilest demon in all of Tirel, cross the threshhold...))
<Theresa> ((lol))
<FSZDM> "Erm... that would be nice!"
<FSZDM> (( kidding.... or am I?))

Quote 5151

* Theresa eats some lobster, too, trying to be discrete about it.
<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> sees all Theresa. you feel her eyes watching you. even though she is completely distracted. big brother is watching.
<Adrian> (( and he's in drag! ))
<Theresa> ((lol))
<FSZDM> (( Shut up.))
<FSZDM> (( ^_^))

Quote 5152

<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> "Well... Your dream will come true."
<Theresa> "The one about the squirrels?"
* Adrian looks surprised. "It will?"
* Theresa innuendos.
<Adrian> then.. "which one?"
<FSZDM> <Old Hideous Woman> "I'm afraid I cannot tell..."
* Adrian blinks. "So... it *could* the one about the squirrels?" to himself. "But that was more a nightmare...."

Quote 5153

<FSZDM> "I am Belial..."
* Randahl backs away
<FSZDM> "Bethshiba Belial."
<Randahl> "Bethshiba?"
<Adrian> "Oh. That's a nice name.Very ... allierate."
<Randahl> "Come on, making up fake names isn't that hard."
<Adrian> "She could have had mean parents. I had a cousin named Tetragrammaton."
<Theresa> "What's wrong with Tetragrammaton?"
<Adrian> "Oh, some religious sect said it was offensive and killed him."
<Theresa> "Fucking nuts."
* Adrian frowns a but and wonders if Theresa has mind. she keeps referring to the squirrel dream...

Quote 5154

* Theresa dances
<Theresa> er
* Theresa is now known as aslhk
* aslhk dances
<aslhk> =P
<aslhk> that just didn't seem right!

Quote 5155

* Jordan` walks over to K-Dawg. "Listen, *bro*. I wasn't making fun of the *handle*. I was making fun of your inability to treat people like fucking people. You might not have to dress that way if you weren't a fucking cunt."
* Jordan` leaves
<Jordan`> (aslhk: how am i doing? :P)
<DorianZindell> (lol, I am impressed =P)
<K-Dawg> "Ayte... and don't let your hair hit the door on the way out. Some real cute pj's you're wearin, look like avril lavinge or some shit."
<Jordan`> (LOLMAO)
* Jordan` raises a middle finger on his way out

Quote 5156

<AlcarGM> Ronald: "And there's duct tape. Shuts them up really fast. Most of them don't have facial hair, so when you pull it off it just hurts, nothing more," slowly. "But they still scream. Scream instead of cry."
<DorianZindell> (lol!)
<K-Dawg> "Ayte... dood... I didn't just hear you say that."
<AlcarGM> Ronald: "All those little happy meals and their toys. I just said I collected the whole set, and they put me away for years..... "

Quote 5157

<AlcarGM> The TV is on, and showing Felix the Cat sodomizing Mickey Mouse. Or mayvbe fighting. It's quite a poor image.
<DorianZindell> "Took out that there helicopter. You got one of them with the gun, I take the other."
<AlcarGM> K-Dawg breaks the necks of the three dead men with ease..
* DorianZindell lassos and hogties a zombie with a gun, keeping the gun trapped against his body.
<K-Dawg> "Awww hell no..."
<AlcarGM> K-Dawg feels something sharp point into his back .. something cold....
<K-Dawg> "Ayte. What the fuck is behind me dorian?"
* K-Dawg trys to ascertain what's behind him!
<DorianZindell> "S'just that kid from the bar."
* Jordan` sighs
<Jordan`> "fuck you."
<DorianZindell> "I already got me a partner."
* DorianZindell grins at the hogtied zombie
<K-Dawg> "I don't swing that way, but if yah look on the tv, you got yourselves a station now."
<DorianZindell> "Nah, just kiddin y'all."

Quote 5158

<AlcarGM> The woman looks at both of you... "I want to know why you're here! This is private property!"
<K-Dawg> "Ayte. I'm K-Dawg. This my straight ryder Dorian. You gonna explain yo crazy self. Or we gonna fuck you up. Aussie-Street homebrew."
<DorianZindell> (lol!)
<K-Dawg> (( hehheeh))
<AlcarGM> (( *shakes his head* ))
<K-Dawg> (( my alter ego rocks.))

Quote 5159

<chaos`Work^> anime ninja (5) cool hero (2) former redneck (3)
<Alcar> and what IS an anime ninja as oppossed to a normal one?
<chaos`Work^> erm...
<chaos`Work^> I cut metal tanks up!
<chaos`Work^> lol
<Alcar> besides your pc needing eyes roughly the size of half their face and looking really young

Quote 5160

<AlcarGM> Sara: "What's wrong?!"
<Piotr`> "I was a little dazed in class. And it seemed like I could tell who else has been... with you, doesn't look to well either."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh, that parts normal! People just do that! I don't know why!"
<Piotr`> "But...it didn't seem normal."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh. What was wrong?!"
<AlcarGM> she brushes off her hands, pats the plants, and stands up.
<Piotr`> "Like I said, I don't feel like myself..."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Who else could you feel like, silly??"
<Piotr`> "Umm...just expression I pick up from you people. But I don't feel the same. And less... I cannot think of it."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Oh!" she pouts. "That's funny! Do you want to see our baby?!"

Quote 5161

<Julius> "Are you ok Winter? Well.. all things considered, that is."
<AlcarGM> Winter: "No, he's not ok. He was tortured by a lunatic. Would you be okay?"
<Julius> (( Err.. :P was that smith? ))
<AlcarGM> nope, winter :p
<Julius> (( omg! :p I just woke up! I'm not ready for this kind of stuff! ))

Quote 5162

<Piotr`> "Wondering if something about you that has a side effect to being with you."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I wouldn't hurt you!"
<Piotr`> "I know you wouldn't." He places a kiss on her forhead, "but there may be some side effect you don't know about."
<AlcarGM> Sara sighs. "I always thought the sex was enough!"
<Piotr`> "Maybe for you."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You want to get married?!?!??!" in a horrified tone
<Piotr`> "Now wait a minute. I never said that."
<AlcarGM> She looks relieved. "Then what is enough?!"
<Piotr`> "I have no idea."
<Piotr`> "Maybe death."
<Vora> (( wow, thats pretty extreme. ))
<Vora> (( just get like, a visectomy or something :P ))
<AlcarGM> Sara blinks, then says "Maybe you DO need sleep!"
<Julius> (( ;P Maybe that's what he meant. ))

Quote 5163

<AlcarGM> Sara blinks, then says "Maybe you DO need sleep!"
<Piotr`> "Maybe.."
* Piotr` grabs her like a teddy bear and holds her closely to himself, falling asleep.
<Vora> (( best. teddy. ever. ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol! ))
<Julius> (( d00d not if its head pops off ))

Quote 5164

<AlcarGM> Sara: "I have babies!"
* Mael looks at Piotre
<Mael> "I thought you didnt sleep with her."
* Piotr` shrugs. "Once." He smiles.
<Mael> "Damn, those boys can swim....You've only been with her a few weeks and she's pregnant already? Good goin!"
<Piotr`> "This morning."
* Mael blinks
<Piotr`> "Want me to show you her?"
<Mael> "um..."
<Mael> "How can.....after...one day?"
<Piotr`> "Please come, let me show you."
* Mael follows
* Piotr` leads Mael to the garden and points to the flower. "Thats her."
<AlcarGM> It's a nice tulip.
<Piotr`> "Sara has nicer lips though."
<Mael> "You fucked her....and she sprouted a flower?"
<Mael> "Damn...when they say spreading the seed nowadyas, they really mean it!"

Quote 5165

<AlcarGM> d100
<Sparkie> AlcarGM d100: 66
<AlcarGM> appropriate
<Julius> omg
<Julius> omgomgomgomgomg
* Julius has left #game1-ooc
<AlcarGM> d100
<Sparkie> AlcarGM d100: 99
* AlcarGM blinks
<AlcarGM> o..kay

Quote 5166

<Mael> "So...you pop out a tree for every guy you sleep with?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "Of course! It's easy!"
<Vora> (( she can single-handed regrow the rainforrest. Let's help her, shall we? :P ))
<Vora> (( well, not single-handedely, really, but you get the idea ))
<Julius> (( What a noble cause! :P I shall endeavor to do my best and perform my civic duty. :P ))
<Vora> (( thats the spirit! ))

Quote 5167

<AlcarGM> Winter: "he .. . he hurt me .. and I ..... I think I killed him...."
<Julius> "Its not right. You should feel bad about it, I suppose but.. but at the same time, you can't let it stop you."
<Julius> "You know what I mean?"
<AlcarGM> Winter: "Stop me from . from what?" wiping his nose on his sleeve
<Julius> "From living."
* Julius produces a kleenex or something. :P From his magic coat.
<AlcarGM> Winter wipes his nose, then sniffs. "How?"
<Julius> "I.. don't know. I wish I could tell you. I used to just ignore it, but I think that's wrong.. what do you think?"
<AlcarGM> Winter: "I .. I guess so..."
<Julius> "For now.. let's try staying at the warehouse. If you don't want to stay there, you can always come to my apartment."
<Julius> "As for .. well .. that... its something both you and I need to consider, I guess."
<Julius> (( omigod. ))
<Julius> (( I'm having trouble NOT reading into this. ))
<Julius> (( :P But its in the most serious of intentions XD ))

Quote 5168

<SnailSlug> Let me paraphrase what I did in 3 words..."I reinvented GURPS."

Quote 5169

<AlcarDM> And Time turns, as you walk, footsteps coming, and going, leaving prints that become dust. Pathways fade into goat trails, and even they are long forgotten when the feet thta walked them return again. In the morning hour, the age of your youth, when the world and your path hang in the balance, a wind rises in the mountains of the north.
<AlcarDM> Southward it blows, over the empoty fields, through the Handarun plains, and picking up the salty tang of Quan ocean air. Slowly, the wind blows around around your necxk, and you step on a snake devouring it's tail without noticing. Your boots are worn with travel. Your boots that were, are, and may be can really use a cleaning.

Quote 5170

<AlcarDM> Radik reamins silent for a long moment, then says "There is .....change coming."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "There is always change coming!"
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Its what gets me up in the morning"
<AlcarDM> Radik: "The world is changing. I feel it in the water, the earth, the air. Much that once was is lost, and those who live who remember it have forgotten, or will not speak. The elves have much to answer for.... already, there are stories of the war against the swamp happening in Talkani... that the king was betrayed to his death, or that the white towers are no more ....
<AlcarDM> Radik: "Many things that should not have been forgotten are lost. History is legend. Legend is myth. And al we have left are fairy stories, and children's rhymes. The gods make war, demons walk the land... there must be a king, or our land is lost. The sword passed out beyond knowledge, and the crown."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Thats what kenders are for, we find all the things lost by others"

Quote 5171

<AlcarDM> well.
<AlcarDM> <AlcarDM> You hear wood shuddering and cracking
<AlcarDM> <AlcarDM> Tamil looks at you, then says "Theliar. Please.. look away..." slowly
<AlcarDM> * Theliar`^ Quit (Ping timeout)
<AlcarDM> he did that :p

Quote 5172

<AlcarDM> Tamil just stares at you, her expression lost and scared. "Turn away! Please!"
* Theliar`^ jumps on the railing of the ship, torch still in hand
<Theliar`^> "Fine, but if you die, I will kill you personally."
* Theliar`^ turns

Quote 5173

<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "But I don't have a boat.."
<AlcarDM> Lisha stares, then "We can rent passage on one."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Well ok, but we need to rase the money for it... Guess there is bound to be something in my castle.."
<AlcarDM> Lisha shrugs. "I can .... " then frowns. "Damn, I can't...." and sighs, then nods. "We can hope."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "could stow away.. or borrow the money.."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Or ask Lirk.."
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "There is that.. you dealt with the ghost.."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "And the past lord.."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Barron, what ever.."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Wait I'm a king, this shouldn't be a problem..."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "I'll just tax the port and then off we go..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha starts laughing "I really doubt they'll agree you're king, Ryu.."

Quote 5174

<Orgg> "If I am the King, why did I just start feeling the land now? My dad was living when I left. Does this mean he's dead?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk blinks, then stares at you.. "I don't know.."
* Orgg frowns and stares at the floor
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "He could be alive! It could have needed you and your mother..?"
<Orgg> "My mother?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "Maybe it was her?"
<Orgg> "My mother was an orc."
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "oh."
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "Are you sure?"
* Orgg laughs
<AlcarDM> Lirk looks confused for a second, then says "... that was stupid, wasn't it?"
<Orgg> "A little" *chuckles more*
<Theliar`^> (( She could have been just really ugly ))
<Orgg> "But I did not know my mother."

Quote 5175

<Theliar`^> I feel all tingly and excited... this is gunna be good, even if I DO die

Quote 5176

<Alcar> yay! Orgg knows who he is, Theliar managed to screw over his own deity and Ryu is on his way to quan!
<Alcar> now just have to arrage for orgg and lee to end up there along with ghenn, in a few sessions
<Reykemias> so, uhh
<Reykemias> have you ever ran a game that ended with the party *together?*

Quote 5177

<Tass> i missed monday
<Tass> was on the road and all that jive
* Alcar nods. Yeah. What basically happened was Piotr had a baby, Julius got winter free ahd is wanting people to help him fight Dr Filth (*snickers*) and Kate saw dinosaurs. To sum up quickly :)
<Tass> uhm...
<Tass> a baby? :P
<Alcar> yes. A tulip.

Quote 5178

<Alcar> and since ghenn wasn't there, he spent the time dealing with traps and secret passages. Dunno what Lee did, but orgg and lirk were only away maybe 20 minutes or so from where lee and lirk left off
<kentari> Well I suppose I could just play teh violin.
<kentari> And steal money. :P
<kentari> 1d20+200 steal steal steal :>
<Sparkie> kentari 1d20+200: 201(1) steal steal steal :>
<kentari> ...
<kentari> Sparkie. You hate me.

Quote 5179

<AlcarDM> The darkness seems to take.. shape? in the distance, developing a strange, villet hue fflicking in the middle of shadows writhing around it .. something moves ... a voice whispers through the air to you both, sounding like ice melting, hissing: "Guardian was I, little mortals."
<Ghenn> "A pleasure then, I'm sure."
<AlcarDM> The creature moves slowly, darkness surrounding it like fire. "Chained in the darkness by one who betrayed the land," louder. "And you come, new food, leaving the way open...."
<Ghenn> "Truly, you're striving real hard for that one shot at redemption, aren't you?" *in very sarcastic tones*

Quote 5180

<Ghenn```> "So if you're going to persist in your efforts to kill my friend, I'm going to have to start playing rough."
<Ghenn```> "And quite frankly, I'm damn cold now, thanks to you!"
<AlcarDM> Creature: "Colder? Can die, little dwarf thing?" but it doesn't come closer
<Ghenn```> "Everything dies, as much as you don't want to believe it. Now, is this the thing that trapped you here?"
<AlcarDM> Creatrure: "I *died*. Fire to ice, and darkness .... but way out, hate opens doors... blood will freeze, and all will die.":
* Ghenn``` continues to fiddle with the amulet, despite the fact that he probably should have survival instincts kicking in at this point

Quote 5181

<AlcarDM> Crreature: "They HURT me. Died here, flame went OUT!"
<Ghenn```> "Yeah, I get it. What makes you so special that you don't deserve that?"
<AlcarDM> Creature: "Was to help them, *made* to help them, then gave me to evil..... tried to made me shadow-thing..."
<Ghenn```> "Made and manipulated mean nothing. You can rise above it, should you choose. We all make choices."
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "I know! He could follow the code!"
* Ghenn``` blinks
<Ghenn```> "We have got to get you more people to talk to."

Quote 5182

<AlcarDM> Lirk follows, making no sound as he walks over bones then, unexpectedly, giggles. "I think I have a problem..."
<Ghenn```> "Only one?"
* Ghenn``` turns around
<AlcarDM> :Lirk: "I think I wet my pants."
* Ghenn``` blinks
<Ghenn```> "You like weird conversation pieces, don't you?"
<AlcarDM> :Lirk: "I do?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "I mean, it's not .. baron ... like, is it?"
<Ghenn```> "A shame you don't have a dwarven bladder. A good fright for us merely fills the tank just a little higher, if you know what i mean."
<Ghenn```> "All that drinkin' we do."

Quote 5183

<AlcarDM> Lirk: "Oh. That's good...." he trails off, then begins to follow again. "But .. you were brave. You fought it.."
* Ghenn``` laughs
<Ghenn```> "Bravery? I spent the entire time talkin' out of my ass hoping to find a way not to die."
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "Oh," very slowly, then "You sounded brave!" loyally :P
<Ghenn```> "Had I been really brave, I would have opted to scare him with the amulet right off, but I was too scared to remember it, until he backed away that is."
* Ghenn``` grins
<Ghenn```> "9/10ths of all bravery is the ability to lie."

Quote 5184

<Alcar> nite :) Thanks for playing :p
<Baliadoc> np! it was fun :)
<Alcar> Even if it *was* a day late :p
<Keith> its Baliadoc time! the latest and not so greatest time zone

Quote 5185

<Clay> "I'll go scout ahead, and hope they don't see me coming. You guys stay on as straight a path as possible, and I'll meet you along the way."
<Silvran> "Whoa whoa whoa. No."
<Silvran> "Knowing us, ((and the GM)) if we split up, we won''t find each other for a long time. ((a few sessions, which could be a few years at the rate we're going))."
* Clay nods
<Clay> "Alright, sure. Walking it is then."

Quote 5186

<Clay> "Pleasure to meet you, by the way. The name's Clay. Say hi to your friend for me too."
<Greg> He doesn't smile and just looks at Clay as if he was just told the meaning of life. "Ah. I see." He claps his hands and the fire goes out.
<Clay> "Pretty good eyesight, for just getting a guys' name."
<Greg> The man stands, brushing lint off his blue jeans and eyes Clay rather coldly, but not quite as coldly as if he knew what he doesn't know and not as much as if what he suspcted was what he knew. "Contacts."
<Clay> ((holy crap... i understood that...))
<Clay> ((and it hurts my head :))
<Andrew`-> (( holy crap... I didnt. And it hurt my head to try to. ))
<Silvran> << Same with me. No idea what that meant. >>

Quote 5187

<Silvran> << I gotta get going soon.. >>
<Greg> (( same... anyone up for ending here on the road to damas -- err, the stone pillars? :p ))
<Silvran> << I am, but I'm afraid we won't play for another six months >>

Quote 5188

<AlcarGM> Ok ... what was Vora doing last, again?
<Vora> Semi-frantically fleeing to god knows where
<AlcarGM> Oh, yeah.. after the evil fellow blew up her teddy bear :p
<Vora> Exactly
<Vora> which, by the way, was just <B>low</B>.

Quote 5189

<Julius> "You didn't send Waldo out to do a chore recently, did you?"
<Kate`^> "No."
<Julius> "Wonderful.. Carl said he's missing."
* Kate`^ just looks at Julius
<Kate`^> "Maybe he took his little companion with him?"
<Julius> "I don't know. Why are you asking me?"

Quote 5190

<Carl> (you know whats a riot? That out of all the NPC's alcar has given us, I think Needles has been the most normal :P)
<Julius> (( Oh heavens, no ))
<Julius> (( :P The most normal one was the bus driver ))
<Carl> (well, npc with a name)
<Julius> (( still no :P I think then its needles' probation officer :> ))
<Kate`^> (( No... His probation officer is attracted to needles... Talk about masochism ))

Quote 5191

<Julius> (( and besides, she's not attracted in THAT way :P ))
<Kate`^> (( Haven't you ever wondered... If I t has spikes or is pointy too? I haven't untill just now lol =p ))
<Julius> (( omfg ))
<Julius> (( that's disgusting. ))
<Julius> (( kate should find out. ))
<Kate`^> (( No... I don't think that would be a good idea... ))
<Kate`^> (( maybe you can take him to the gym and 'hit the showers' and grab a peak? ))
<Julius> (( what, kate is ebil? :P ))

Quote 5192

<AlcarDM> And now..... Ios!
<AlcarDM> The wheel of thoughts turn, sessions come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend becomes quotes, and even quotes are long forgotten when they end up on the site. In one session, called the 16th session by some, the 17th by others, a session yet to come (if you live in Baliadoc time), a session long past once this night is over, a wind rose in the Northern Mountains.
<AlcarDM> The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the campaign. But, damn it all, it WAS a beginning [so lets get ON with it, jesus christ, muttered Sparkie].
<AlcarDM> Southward the wind blew down the Great Northern Barrier and between the empty Quan forts of another age. Onward it blew until it came to Quan, where it paused to admire the city that has never fallen, and catch a hint of sea air. When it moves onto the plains, it was joined by a southern wind and created small gusts that blew through the hair of one Theliar.
<AlcarDM> Standing on the prow of the Queen Anne's Revenge and thinking his own thoughts, who looked up to nod to it, but did not hear it. The young woman watching him saw the wind, but it wisely avoided her.
<AlcarDM> The wind blew onward, going slightly east this time, over the Handarun plains, skirting the Changing Lands. Southward it went, strengthening he