Quotes 5001 to 5100

Quote 5001

<aslhk> * Vora appears to be a highly attractive young woman, with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. She seems athletic; thin but not too thin, toned but not too muscular. She is wearing somewhat raggedy clothing.
* aslhk imagines showing that description to an english professor who gets pissed off about "appears to be" =P

Quote 5002

* Carl` taps the sugar, "sugar' and then thr cream 'cream'
<Vora> "What, those go in here?"
<AlcarGM> Snake stares at Vora again and shakes his head slowly
<Carl`> "Well, they're kind of like drinking condiments."
* Carl` points! "For sweetening and taking the bite out of it."
* Vora doesn't know what a condiment is, apaprently, by her expresiion.
<Vora> "it bites?" *a vbit surprised*
<AlcarGM> Snake looks at vora's expression, then hisses more laughter. Mabel looks over at the table, curious.
* Carl` widens his eyes a bit and takes another deep breath, "most plain coffee is rather bitter."
* Vora pokes at the coffee with a stirrer

Quote 5003

<kentari> [02:16] <kentari> (( Five hours later...))
<kentari> ;P
<kentari> [02:16] <Alcar> Ok, say 20 minutes or so to do it .. starting..... now
<kentari> that's funnier :P
<AlcarGM> /ignore kentari :p

Quote 5004

<AlcarGM> 2#d100
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 2#d100: 23 23
* AlcarGM blinks
* AlcarGM shoots sparkie and rerolls.
<TentacleMonster> roflmao
<AlcarGM> 2#d100
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 2#d100: 39 18
<TentacleMonster> they should been 33's!

Quote 5005

<TentacleMonster> Being a giant rampaing monster just isnt fun when you arent doing it intentionally.

Quote 5006

<AlcarGM> Mabel: "I think I said $225..." Snake looks at her and hisses very softly. She blinks, then says in a far more normal tone "We'll talk later, then." and looks at Carl. "You want a coffee on rainbow's tab?"
* Carl` shakes his head, "Maybe some other time, I'm a little unsettled, y'know?"
<AlcarGM> Snake carries Vora towards a sewer access and opens it quickly, heading down ... after pausing to get Vora's wallet and, after some hesitation, the phone as well.
<AlcarGM> (( and if he *coiuld* talk, he'd say "Don't call us, we'll call you" :p ))
<Vora> (( Now we can go to my place for a change of clothes :D ))
* Carl` points, "You be careful, now."
<Vora> (( and Snake can be further disturbed... ))
* Carl` then shakes his head some more :P
<AlcarGM> mabel nods. "Very beauty and the beast - I'm just not sure which is which.," thoughtgully.

Quote 5007

<AlcarGM> A green coloured young kid (16 or so?) whose skin seems to be cabbage leaves comes out of the bathrom.
<Cindy> (( XD No not him! ))
<Chaos`^> (( LoL, is this a neutral zone? ))
<AlcarGM> Iron Sentinel: "It's not. If you don't mind, I'd like to be alone."
<AlcarGM> (( yep. ))
<Chaos`^> (( Maybe it's break time, kind of like it's their job to fight on each side, but when not on the clock they're rather indifferant/friends =p Like those sheep/wolf cartoons you used to see ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol chaos. ))
<AlcarGM> (( unions! ))
<Chaos`^> (( LoL "I work for the hero's union number 8456, we're here to have a dispute with villian union number 4578." ))

Quote 5008

<Chaos`^> ah, I've developed a list of things to avoid in alcar's games
<AlcarGM> oh? :p
<Lana> lets hear em!
<kentari> Coffee should be one.
<kentari> Next should be Maelstrom.
<Chaos`^> 1.) Undead, avoid it at all costs. 2.) Cats near hotels 3.) Accountants 4.) The government alwayse has the upperhand, ALWAYS 5.) Indians, they're alwayse powerful 6.) Anybody that has anything to do with spies 7.) Coffee
<Chaos`^> what am I missing?
<AlcarGM> homeless people :P
<Chaos`^> did I mention accountants?
<Chaos`^> oh, right!
<Chaos`^> 8.) Homeless people named John
<Chaos`^> or just homeless people, chances are they're named john though

Quote 5009

* Cindy follows along, making sure Lana isn't stuffing herself with food and is following as well
* Lana has some brownie at the corners of her mouth, but is other wise sated, "Wierd, I wouldn't think brownies would be so sweet..."
<Cindy> (( I dunno how to read into that. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( Your fairy is a cannibal! ))

Quote 5010

* Cindy looks around the park a bit, wondering what the special occassion is for all these bands to be out here
* Cindy sees a comet fall down on a tree in the distance. :P
<AlcarGM> There doesn't seem to be one .. just small local bands trying to make money
* Cindy looks around for those guys from earlier, worried that they may have chased the bus like Needles said
<AlcarGM> theone you approach is a group of kids dressed in punk clothing, mohawks, enough leather to cause a range of cattle to run away and call themselves KFC ... they're playimng classical music on violin and drums

Quote 5011

<AlcarGM> <Needles> walks away from the piano/clown slowly .. then stops as the Iron Sentinel lands, says something and flies away again
<Cindy> "What did the iron sentinel say?"
<AlcarGM> <Needles> ".. apologised for being in the bathroom and not coming sooner.."

Quote 5012

<AlcarGM> <Quinn Taylor> nods to Ryan. "I'm told you're making good progress on Factor X?"
* Ryan``` nods
<Ryan```> "In fact, I've been out cold the last few hours. I've been making the cure. It uses a counter-culture of superhuman genes to heal the damage done by Factor X."
<Carl`> "Hmmm, sounds impressive."
<AlcarGM> <Quinn Taylor> "A .. interesting. I'd have never thought of that. How effective is it?"
<Cindy> (( You just invented a weapon, ryan. >:D ))
<AlcarGM> (( LOL ))
<Carl`> (kent, I swear, I just wish you would stop talking in front of alcar :P)

Quote 5013

* Vora looks around a bit curiously for anything conspicuous.
<AlcarGM> You notice several police officers currently loading an unconscious clown whose bottom half has been turned into a piano into a police van
<Vora> (( um, wow, thats bizarre. ))
* Vora blinks

Quote 5014

* Cindy shakes her head, "Nope! This time its really a problem!"
* Cindy points to mini-waldo once she regains her composure
<AlcarGM> Waldo looks at Cindy, then stares at, well, his own mini-me. He's struck speechless for almost 3/1000th of a second, then says "What is that?"
<Cindy> "Its Timmy Waldo the second, of course!"
<Cindy> "He says he's having hardware problems, and can't remember his new name."
<Cindy> "Can you help him?"
<AlcarGM> Waldo looks at Cindy, then says "Your name?" The "new" Waldo says "Garbage Disposable Unit R2D3."
<AlcarGM> Waldo blinks and stares at Cindy ... "That is the GARBAGE can?!"
<Cindy> "Someone went and turned him into a garbage can!"
<Cindy> "Can you believe that?"
<Cindy> "But he's all better now, except for his 'hardware' problem."
<Cindy> "So can you help him? Pleeeease?"
<AlcarGM> Waldo looks at Cindy, then says "You turned the garbage can into me?" slowly
<Cindy> "No."
<Cindy> "Someone turned him into a garbage can."
<Cindy> "Do I need to say it slower for you?"

Quote 5015

* Vora looks at it a moment. "Oh, i know this, people want around here and the- ah- the bus comes and they all get on it, right?"
<AlcarGM> Snake nods.
<Vora> "D'ya think it'll take us where we need to go?"
<AlcarGM> He nods again.
* Vora walks over and sits on the bench.
<Vora> (( "My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolate covered rats. You never know which of them have the plauge." ))
<AlcarGM> Snake sits as well. The bus arrives 5 minutes later and the driver looks at both of you, then blinks, then says "Ah, two dollars...."
<Vora> "Oh, right..." *fishes in wallet for some money and hands it to him. Two bills of some kind :)*
<AlcarGM> The driver blinks, then stares and hands one back. "We don't do change."
<Vora> "But don't things get boring after a while, then?"
* Vora takes the one handed back back, in any case :)
<AlcarGM> He looks confused
<AlcarGM> Snake gives a hiss of laughter and he scowls, then recalls his job and says "Where are you going?"

Quote 5016

<Sparkie> AlcarGM 1d1000: 799
<AlcarGM> d100
<Sparkie> AlcarGM d100: 16
<Julius> That's..
<Julius> :P VERY scary.
<Julius> You just rolled a d1000.
<Julius> :P
<AlcarGM> isn't it tho :)
<AlcarGM> and on purpose too.
<Julius> That's very, very, very scary.
<Julius> Its too scary.
<Julius> Goodbye.
<Julius> :P
* Julius has left #game1-ooc

Quote 5017

* Julius smiles again. You can tell he's an executive. :P
<Carl`> (executor :P)
<Julius> (( mmmhmmm putting the laughter in slaughter, baby :P ))

Quote 5018

<Julius> "I've been turned down by others, so I was thrilled when Vesper said you'd be able to make it."
* Carl` doesn't like the idea of the arbiters being at the beck and call of rish bastards, but we'lls see how this one plays through
<Julius> (( :P ))
<Julius> "Of course, its your choice to make."
<Julius> "You're heroes, not vending machines."

Quote 5019

<Chaos`^> God damn you kentari!
<Chaos`^> You are giving alcar ideas!
* Alcar would rather never imagine that.
<kentari> You asked for it.
<Chaos`^> I didn't ask you to give alcar the idea to have waldo hump his smaller self!

Quote 5020

<KenDM`^> :P What kind of world is it?
* KenDM`^ needs some details.
<Yol_Tura> well
<Yol_Tura> imagine being really really high and you made a dnd world...
<KenDM`^> Shroomform, got it.
<KenDM`^> :P
<KenDM`^> Ye olde shroomform.
<Yol_Tura> then think of the exact oposite of that and that's the world we want
<KenDM`^> Oh.
<KenDM`^> F U :P

Quote 5021

<KenDM`^> 1d100
<Sparkie> KenDM`^ 1d100: 71
<KenDM`^> 1d100
<Sparkie> KenDM`^ 1d100: 58
<KenDM`^> AM I SCARING YOU?
<KenDM`^> WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE.

Quote 5022

<KenDM`^> Its a very small place, except for the towering temple at the edge of town opposite the side you came in from. Small houses and buildings of various purpose stand around in no particular order. Their construction is very simple, Tudor kind of styling, with thatched roofs and all that good stuff.
<KenDM`^> All about you see people dressed in simple earthen colored clothes, going about their lives. They are all smiling happily. Their smiles are very nice. ^_^ All those smiles. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ So many of them... ^_^ All alike... ^_^ All those horrid, horrid smiles! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ My GOD! They're devouring my soul! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
<KenDM`^> (( heheh.. moving on .. :P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( oh god.. not you too.. ))
<KenDM`^> (( What? :P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( First cookies..n ow smiles!? ))

Quote 5023

<Yol_Tura> "You ok? your face seems stuck..."
<KenDM`^> <Zellos> "... Huh?"
* Yol_Tura grabs the corners of zellos mouth and tries to move them down al ittle
<KenDM`^> No luck.
<KenDM`^> <Zellos> "Erm.. what ARE you doing?"
<Yol_Tura> "Your face is stuck... You're just smiling... Don't you ever frown?"
* Garon stares at Yol_Tura in a horrified facination, much lik someone would have watching Jerry Springer guests on Jeopardy
<KenDM`^> <Zellos> "... What? I'm fine."
<KenDM`^> You see the bartender. He's smiling as well.
<Yol_Tura> "How depressing."
<KenDM`^> <Bartender> "Hi there! What can I get for you today?"
<Yol_Tura> "Uh... I'll have a dark beer, touch of mint on the side, and a slice of lemon."
* Garon comes to the even more terrifying realization that Yol Tura made a good point.

Quote 5024

<Yol_Tura> "Uh... Yeah sure... You're not staying for a drink?"
<KenDM`^> The bartend turns around and is holding a mug with a bit of mint and a lemon in it.
<KenDM`^> <Bartender> "We're fresh outta beer, sorry.."
<KenDM`^> He hands you the mug, "anything else you'd want?"
<Yol_Tura> "Oh... uhm... What do you have?"
<KenDM`^> He ponders for a moment.
<KenDM`^> <Bartender> "We've got water."
<Yol_Tura> "Oh, right.. water.... Uh, yeah, give me a double.."
* Yol_Tura pretends to know what he's talking about, but has never tried this 'water'

Quote 5025

<KenDM`^> You find a girl who looks about Zellos' age close by, she is also smiling. :P
<KenDM`^> <Girl> "Can I help you?"
<Yol_Tura> is she hot?
<KenDM`^> If you're into girls who smile, she's like Venus.
<KenDM`^> :P
<Yol_Tura> I'm into tits and ass man
<KenDM`^> Well then you couldn't tell, the robes kind of don't compliment features very well :P
* Yol_Tura licks his hand and pulls his long greasy hair back
<Yol_Tura> "What was your name?"
<KenDM`^> <Lana> "Erm. Lana. What's yours?"
<Yol_Tura> "I'm Yol. Hey, I'm an adventurer, you want to come on an adventure with me?"
<KenDM`^> <Lana> "..." She giggles.

Quote 5026

<Carl> "I'm guessing we're just going to have to kidnap you for a bit, Mr. Alternate Alpha."
<Julius> "WHAT?!"
<Carl> "Well, unless you wanna spill the beans on why your here."
<Julius> "I'm here because I opened my eyes and found this guy trying to drive my car."
<Carl> "Ok, we've established this as very posible bullshit."
<Carl> "What else you got?"

Quote 5027

<Carl> "Honestly, what is your connectiosn with Winter? I mean, seriously. THings are happening, big things. And I'm trying to place you in the scheme, being the rogue card at this point."
<Julius> "I'm not a rogue card..."
<Julius> ".. I'm a wild card."
<Julius> "I can't explain the conection."
<Carl> "Why?"
<Julius> "It stretches beyond the timestream and reaches across space."
<Carl> "Oh, thats all?"

Quote 5028

<Julius> "But right now, there's a bigger trap being set up.."
<Julius> "Seer told me about it. Do you know about it?"
<AlcarGM> Winter: "By me?" in a bitter tone you've never heard from him.
<AlcarGM> He shakes his head
<Julius> ".. What?"
<Julius> "By you? Did I offend you..? I'm sorry.."
<AlcarGM> Winter: "Who else would trap me? I mean, I trapped myself to KILL myself..." pause... "that sounded stupid..."

Quote 5029

<Carl> wtf, we aren't hubris PC's this isn't fair!

Quote 5030

<AlcarGM> Mabel smiles. "I know the feeling. You want anything to go?"
<Julius> "No, thanks though."
<Julius> (( "Actually, yes. I'd like Adam to go (away), please." :P ))
<AlcarGM> She nods, then says "It's none of my business, but you might want to be careful. This is a bad part of town."
<Vora> (( Yeah, cause theres a Starbucks there. ))

Quote 5031

<AlcarGM> Mael feels the pain end, abruptly, as it never was. But for a brief moment he seesm himself killing void.... then it's gone
<Mael> (when did i kill void?)
<Julius> (( Just now. You thought you saw it. :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( you haven't - yet ))
<Mael> (why would i?)
<Julius> (( Dude its a vision ))
<AlcarGM> (( *smiles* ))
<Julius> (( :P They don't come with captions. ))
<Mael> "Why....why did I see myself killing my father?"
<Vora> (( Deeply seeded issues of abandonment? ))

Quote 5032

<Regis`> "Martha, or "Cthulhu" as she likes to be called, took the cheese into another dimension, and we gotta get it. but we cant do that unless we change our names to bill and ted. bill and ted go on excellent adventures and shit. and we gotta do this. can you help us?"
<AlcarGM> <Judge Hawthorne> "I can help you... pay for your sins!"
* Regis` smacks the judge with the gavel
<AlcarGM> You knock him out.
<AlcarGM> <OJ> "Woah, sweet.. I shoulda used a hammer.."
<Johnny> "SHUT UP OJ!"
<Regis`> "ORDER JOHNNY"
<AlcarGM> <Johnny> "I'll have a cheeseburger.."

Quote 5033

<Regis`> "CHANGE OUR NAMES and i'll get you a cheeseburger."
<AlcarGM> <Johnny> "Fine. What names do you want?"
<Regis`> "Bill and Ted."
<AlcarGM> <Johnny> "And for the other guy?"

Quote 5034

<Theliar`Sortahere^> "So what are we doing here anyway?"
<Orgg> "I was invading."
<Orgg> "What are you doing here?"
<Theliar`Sortahere^> "Trying to save your butt... It seems your small army left you behind alone."
* Orgg waves his hand dismissively
<Orgg> "Cowards, all. I am glad to see you have some mettle, at least."
<Orgg> "The other side fled as well."
<Theliar`Sortahere^> What were they running from if both sides ran?
* Orgg shrugs
<Orgg> "Not sure."
<Theliar`Sortahere^> "I won't run because I'm scared."

Quote 5035

<AlcarDM> The servants quarters consists of about 10 servants, old and young, currently relaxing and playing some card game at a table.
* Orgg strolls through the kitchen without sparing a glance for the servants.
<AlcarDM> Old servant: "OK, yeah, but I'm tapping this land, so you can't attack ..." A young kid sighs "Yes, but I have UN in play, and it can attack any land. Along with my christian Missionary Pamphlet brigade who I have beserked and..... and what was that?"
<AlcarDM> The servants stop the game to watch the half orc with the sword walk towards the kitchens
<Ghenn```> ((wow.))
<AlcarDM> After a few seconds, one says "Maybe the cook cooked his family? Would explain the stew, eh?"
<Theliar`Sortahere^> (( They're playing Democracy! ))
<Ghenn```> ((Democracy: The Conquering))

Quote 5036

* Ghenn``` makes himself look a little more peasant like, settles the stuff he stole from the captain (weaponry and whatnot) upon the undergarments, and accidentally walks into the dining room, making sure he's seen before trying to correct his error :)
<Ghenn```> this is either going to kill me, or be incredibly fun :)

Quote 5037

<Orgg> 1d20+9 teh laemer speek wil help me 2 atak u no lolmao =P
<Sparkie> Orgg 1d20+9: 29(20) teh laemer speek wil help me 2 atak u no lolmao =P
<AlcarDM> ........
<Ghenn```> ... holy shit. that's scary, aslhk
<kentari> ...
<kentari> :P Quote that.
<Ghenn```> this will be a fitting end to the double combat :)

Quote 5038

<AlcarDM> The baron falls to his knees with a strangled scream, his eyes wide... and smoke coming out of the sockets where his eyes were.. "THE master knows! The master seeks....... thief... can't hide...... he knows!" in a cracked voice. A wave of greyt light exoplodes from the amulet right through him and into the room at large
<AlcarDM> You feel a jult of pain (7 damage) as the light washes through you, and screams from the rest of the room as some dark magic crashes into them. Servants and nobility alike either die or fall to the ground writhing in agony.
* Ghenn``` roars in pain, falling to the ground himself before trying to compose himself
<AlcarDM> The baron's body is smoking and charred, flesh hanging off of muscle.. bone showing through on the arms and he's giving small, hiccupping sobs.
<AlcarDM> The mercenary is standing, barely, and schorched badly.
* Ghenn``` uses the captain's sword to retrieve the amulet, not wanting to touch the blighted thing
<AlcarDM> The mercenary throws the dagger right into the Baron's skull. The Baron makes a strangled noise, somehow even whiloe dying fumbling for the cursed item,then falls to the ground
<Ghenn```> "That went a lot worse than the way I had pictured it."

Quote 5039

<Ghenn```> "Oh pisser. We haven't found the title to the barony. We need to get it before the kender finds it!"
* Orgg laughs
<Orgg> "What does it look like?"
* Ghenn``` is running back to the manor in a very silly and light-hearted fashion
* Orgg speeds up his walk to keep pace with Ghenn```.
<Ghenn```> "It's paper, with... well, dammit, it looks like the deed to the land, for crikies sake! If it looks fancy, show it to me!"

Quote 5040

<AlcarDM> you do find a few of men and men, one of women and women and one involving an elf and a horse.
<AlcarDM> The elf and horse one is not in good shape, though,. Lots of viewings.
<Orgg> "I didn't know elves were that strong..."
* Orgg closes the book quickly and puts *that* one back on the shelf.
<Orgg> we don't need that sort of deed!
<Orgg> =P

Quote 5041

<AlcarDM> The wizards tower still has the decomposing body that looks like diseased jello by the dumbwaiter.. the actuall door is on the outside of the tower and covered in lots of ornate runes
<Orgg> "Oh. This is the tower you wanted to investigate. I just went up there."
* Orgg points to the dumbwaiter.
<AlcarDM> Ghenn notices the forbidding runes are dwarvish . .and consist of various ways of saying "Hi!"
<AlcarDM> Clearly a demented sort.
<Ghenn```> gods almighty...

Quote 5042

<Orgg> "In the basement, you say?"
<Ghenn```> "He went on about some Master who knew what I had done. I think I've got a demon, or dark wizard or something after me now."
<Ghenn```> "Yes. But we should probably give Theliar time to get back. And I could really use some rest."
* Orgg nods
<Orgg> "The wizard was gibbering about a master, too."
<Orgg> "I had to kill him before I can find out more. You know how wizards are.'
<Ghenn```> ((well, we don't know that, and it'll be a good excuse to keep Orgg from dragging me to my fourth attempt at an untimely death in the last two sessions i've played :))
<Orgg> "It's gibbering one moment, lightning bolts from the fingers the next."

Quote 5043

<Orgg> "I don't think it is here."
<Ghenn```> "I would like to hope not."
<Orgg> "Just means we'll have to travel farther to destroy it."
<Ghenn```> "I'll take vast power and distance over slightly less vast power and proximity any day."
* Ghenn``` looks at Orgg
<Ghenn```> "Or, at least, today." *sighs*

Quote 5044

<AlcarDM> A blast of warm air - hear from a fire of some kind - comes up from below. The stairs are stone and the place has a damom cloying smell to the air
* Ghenn``` opens the door and draws his sword, then opts for a chunk of wood that will double as a good club, in case there are skeletons down here. Damned multiple types of undead.
<Theliar`^> (( What's a damom cloying smell? ))
<AlcarDM> err, damp. Sorry
<Theliar`^> (( What's a damp cloying smell? ))
<Ghenn```> (lol))
<Theliar`^> (( I"m serious ))
<AlcarDM> (( uh .... damp, as in wet, from water in the cement. Cloyis is a smnell that's so rich it becomes unpleasant ))

Quote 5045

<Theliar`^> "Orgg.. Take the boy, Ghenn get the girl.. I'm going to check out the house.."
<AlcarDM> The girl sdhakes her head frantically,. "It's his house. No one ..... no one can survive it..."
<Theliar`^> "It'll be ok... The goddess is with me.."
<Ghenn```> "Whoa elf. You aren't going alone."
<Theliar`^> "No, I'm going with the goddess.."
<AlcarDM> 'The girl steps closer to Ghenn, as if for warmth, and shakes her head. "Not there. No one is there but Him...."
<Orgg> "The goddess will protect him."

Quote 5046

<AlcarDM> The air is cold, freezing you right to the bone and the air is hot and stagnant, like like trying to breath t he smell of burning tires
<Theliar`^> (( Hey, it's better than 1000 years in the pond ))
<AlcarDM> You seem to be in a halway, with walls of dark grey stone and the ground under you moving, and sticking.. like a river of blood frozen solid, but flecked with silver and gold. The windows in the wall show.... things.. insects the size of men, strange skies never seen before and strange creatures you have no name for
<AlcarDM> There is nothing behind you except a void
* Theliar`^ makes note of where he is, and the void, hoping that it will lead him home...
* Theliar`^ takes his first step forward to see if he is smitten again =p
<AlcarDM> yuiop can see some cobwebs, msot thick and grey and old, dotting the ceiling
* Theliar`^ holds his axe closer, gripping it tightly
* Theliar`^ has white knuckles and is rather affraid
<Theliar`^> hell I'm scared as a player

Quote 5047

* Garon looks desperate and hands Lana the piece of paper
<Yol_Tura> "Ah, good... no need to thank me.. Anyway, noneck and I are discussing the details now, care to join us?"
<KenDM> <Lana> *she looks at it* "Oh. Noneck can't speak?"
<KenDM> She frowns, looking at Garon.
<Yol_Tura> "He can't?"
<Yol_Tura> "He just talked to the Cardinal though."
<KenDM> <Lana> *nods* "That would explain why he doesn't talk much.."

Quote 5048

* Garon write Garon .. on it and points to himself.
* Garon stares at Lana's comment and wonders which god hates him....
<Yol_Tura> "How did he talk to the cardinal if he can't speak?" jokingly
<KenDM> <Lana> "Ohh.. He used a Garon."
<KenDM> She blinks a minute.
<KenDM> <Lana> "What's a Garon?"
* Garon points to himself
<KenDM> <Lana> "Yes, I know YOU used it."
<Yol_Tura> "He used a Garon to talk to the cardinal?"
<KenDM> <Lana> *nods* "Apparently so."
* Yol_Tura looks at noneck
* Garon stares at both of you in something like horror

Quote 5049

<KenDM> <Lana> "Right. Garon is his NAME, apparently."
<Yol_Tura> "Oh... So he used his name to talk to the Cardinal? Isn't that like.. high level magic stuff?"
<KenDM> <Lana> "Yeah.. which is why I don't wanna make him angry...."
<Yol_Tura> "Yeah, me neither... I wonder how he chants his name if he can't talk.."
<KenDM> Lana is slowly moving to the side of the bench that's furthest from Garon :P

Quote 5050

<Julius> :P I am beyond your physics.
<Carl> oh yeah?
<Carl> I am beyond your nonsense :P

Quote 5051

<KenDM> Jarra you see... a pixie. In full plate, holding a medium sized mallet in two hands, beating the hell out of some bandits.
<KenDM> <Lana> "Oh.. but, won't they be in trouble?"
<Yol_Tura> (( This pixie is how big? ))
<KenDM> (( Small size. :P ))
<Yol_Tura> (( The mallet is how big? ))
<KenDM> <Pixie> "Look.. I've got a large, painful weapn here... you guys BETTER tell me where you put it."
<KenDM> (( Its a medium sized weapon. :P ))
<KenDM> (( He's holding it in two hands ))
<Yol_Tura> (( And he's carrying it!? ))
<KenDM> (( Though you could hold it in one ))
<KenDM> (( d00d D&D sizes. Pixies are about the size of halflings :P ))

Quote 5052

<Piotr`> I though Hubris was Fed up.

Quote 5053

<AlcarGM> and someherre the GM laughs evilly....
<AlcarGM> :p
<Carl> even my irl Gm isn't this evil and hell, he's the type to hold an OOC grudge IC :P
<Carl> not saying you do, its just an incongruent comparison :P

Quote 5054

<Kate`^> Fear leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to the darkside!
<Julius> bah
<AlcarGM> no, suffering leads to angst
<AlcarGM> which is worse
<Julius> :P That it does
<Julius> wel
<Julius> suffering can lead to laughter.
<AlcarGM> Anbd makes sad little jedi say things like: Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
<Julius> cuz u know..
<Julius> you can't spell slaughter w/o laughter

Quote 5055

<Kate`^> "I alwayse thought dryads were reserved and shy..."
<Kate`^> "I was missinformed."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "No duh!"
<Kate`^> "Well... What brought you to liking sex so much?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "You dont't?!"
<Kate`^> "Well.. It's fun when done at the right time.. in the right place.. with the right person.. But not EVERYBODY EVERYTIME EVERYWHERE which is what you do."
<AlcarGM> Sara: "of course it is! Each time is special!"
<Kate`^> "It is more special if you only do it with those that deserve it!"
<AlcarGM> Sara stops at that, looking shocked. "Who doesn't?!"

Quote 5056

<Kate`^> "How old are you Sara?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "17!"
<Kate`^> "No, really.. How many years have you been alive?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "..... are you confused! I just said!"
<Kate`^> "How many kids do you have?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I lost count!"
<Kate`^> OMFG!
<Kate`^> "What do you do with them?"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "I eat them! All up! Good to the last drop!"

Quote 5057

<* Kate`^ wonders if acorns are go> =)
<Julius> omg.
<Julius> you're eating her tree
<Julius> :P You bitch.
<AlcarGM> ROFL

Quote 5058

* Vora throws Paradigm into a wall when he rushes them all out into the hall! :P
<AlcarGM> The nurse stands, her body almost consumed by light: "I will not be denied!" in a voice that has echoes of trumpets in it, and wrath.
* Paradigm attempts to dodge!
* Vora glances at the nurse. "Um, you're starting to freak me out..."
<Vora> (( you rushed into me, I used your momentum againt you, foo! :P ))
<Paradigm> ((i'm so totally able to phase. this makes throwing me into things with efficiency a bit harder, foo!))
<Vora> (( well phase through the wall then, you said you tried to dodge :P ))
<Paradigm> ((that's a dodge!))

Quote 5059

<aslhk> Paradigm is here! =P
<kentari> lol awesome bali
<kentari> we can team up
<kentari> and fight crime
<kentari> tho my power would turn u into teh debil
<kentari> and id have yet ANOTHER problem
<AlcarGM> But you'd only have the problem for a very short time!
<AlcarGM> Cause then you'd be dead
<kentari> :P d00d
<aslhk> he has a point!
<kentari> being dead at this point is an appealing option
<kentari> :P

Quote 5060

<Kate`^> "How far south? As in how much water should I bring?"
<AlcarGM> Jeeves: "perhaps 3 days walk."
* Kate`^ nods
<Kate`^> "Alright.. Sara, you hear that?"
<AlcarGM> Sara nods: "We can meet someone else!"
<AlcarGM> Sara: "And have a threesome!"
<Kate`^> "I don't think this Art wants a threesome.."
* Kate`^ searches herself for anythign that will carry water, as she is going to head south for 3 days
<Kate`^> "Ah.. Which way's south?"
<AlcarGM> LOL!
<AlcarGM> Jeeves points the direction to both of you,and wishes you luck :)

Quote 5061

<kentari> Ok Chaos its on.
<kentari> We are keeping score.
<kentari> Of how many chixors we get in ios.
<Chaos`^> Ok!
* Alcar blinks
<aslhk> and he'll let theliar know when eh's going to dump them, so he can be in the right place at the right time to say bad things about lee to get teh sex0r! =P
<Alcar> You really want to do that?
<Alcar> What do transvestites count as?
<Chaos`^> Theliar already gets a check, 'cause the goddess is TOTALLY his!
<aslhk> if they're females dressed as males they count! =P
<Chaos`^> if they got a... nevermind..
<kentari> ok well listen
<Caltak> do herms count twice?

Quote 5062

* Alcar just had to make the tolkein joke :)
<kentari> ok I'm typing teh rules now
<Chaos`^> you're so going down!
* Alcar is waiting for the time when some scholar decides tro search his works for proof he was a writing gay novel :p
<aslhk> tolkien is rathe rfunny =P
* Alcar has seen sillier things.
<aslhk> you could be that man, Alcar!
<Alcar> LOL! Imagine trying that seriously..
<Alcar> Symbolism of the One Ring, or, Domimance Games of Middle Earth
<Alcar> the 9 kings on horses.. fetishes! Furries!~
<aslhk> Alcar: the orcs were smothered (symbolism of gay individuals kept in the closet until they become homicidal maniacs like dahmer!? =P)
<Alcar> Mordor: Land of Sexual Freedom! (or, How Tolkien Thought Gay Marriage Would Ruin The World)

Quote 5063

<AlcarDM> Tamil: "I can get him back. I could go to the House and get him back." But she doesn't move. "He .... he sacrificed himself ... for me. Things that shulod have broken us, he got both, and he had to go deep for healing, he .... slept with thins... thins that warped him ...... and the Master still .....still..... hurt me. Tried to. He did that, and I can't go back for him. I... just can't."
* Lee` puts his hand on Tamil's shoulder.
<Lee`> "Then.. that's that?"
<Lee`> (( *Soooo designated* :P ))
<Orgg> "I will go to this house and bring him back."
<Orgg> "Where is it?"
<Lee`> "You just said it was gone."
* Lee` raises an eyebrow.
<AlcarDM> Tamil fliches at the touch, but doesn't move. "No .... no. The.. master will send him back. For me. Fire kils them. He was my brother...."
* Orgg shrugs
<Lee`> "Now .. now I'm just plain confused."
<Orgg> "It was in the basement."
<Lee`> "What was?"
<Lee`> (( "the house" XD ))
<Orgg> "The House"
<Orgg> (( =-P))

Quote 5064

<AlcarDM> tamil: "Weapons just ... break. I tried, with a dagger, from the armoury. the elf gave it to me, of a dragon. It ... broke."
* Orgg nods
<Lee`> (( Hrm. Dunno what to say to that :> ))
<Orgg> "I have heard rumours of weapons that do not break."
<Lee`> (( I've got innuendos, mind you, but non of them really fit as well as I'd wish :P ))
<Orgg> (("I have a big sword." =P))
<Lee`> (( :> Basically. ))
<AlcarDM> (( that was a good one :p ))
<Lee`> (( :P yeah ))
<Orgg> (( yes, unintentional on orgg's part, too! =P ))
<Lee`> "Hrm.. perhaps we could look for such a weapon, then."
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "So was it. Tooth of the first dragon, I was told, when it was given to me. But it didn't work and the Master ...."\
* Orgg nods
<Lee`> "My sword isn't known for its durability."
* Lee` sighs.
<Lee`> (( :> ))
<Tass> (innuendo gone horribly wrong!)
<Orgg> ((lol))
<Lee`> (( XD ugh. not intentional. ))

Quote 5065

<Theliar`^> "Who is our company?"
<Orgg> "Lirk has come with reinforcements."
<Theliar`^> (( Who's infront of me right now? ))
<Lee`> (( Orgg and the 20 or so ppl ))
<Lee`> (( I'm hiding off the side of the road w/ Tamil close by. :> ))
<Theliar`^> (( Oh, ok ))
<Orgg> "Theliar, the boy has left. He sprouted wings and flew away."
<Theliar`^> "The boy... sprouted... Wings?"
<AlcarDM> The men look at each other warily
* Orgg nods

Quote 5066

* Theliar`^ is a common elf, though you don't get to see many. He has greasy blond hair, and deep blue eyes. His face is dirty as if he spent the night in a mud pile, and his robes are tattered and worn. He looks around with a sort of fright one would see a deer being stalked make. He walks with a shake in his legs and has a very heavy step.
<Theliar`^> "Hello."
<Lee`> "So ...."
<Lee`> "you're an elf, huh?"
<Lee`> "Hrm.. you look like you've lost a fight."
<Theliar`^> "Yes, I am an elf."
<Theliar`^> "I could use a bath and a new robe..."
<Lee`> "Yes, you could.."
* Orgg chortles
* Lee` thinks to himself, 'This is what I will look like if I become an adventurer..' :P

Quote 5067

* Ryu_Featherfoot kinda goes off a bit.. "What is it?"
<AlcarDM> Slim: "Personal stuff, Master. I've been with lots of dark lords, and the human is cute. So...Have you ever .... you know?" Undead skeletons don't bliush, but you get the feeling Slim would if he could. "had sex? With someone? Or som thing?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Not that I know of... why?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "You don't meen??"
<AlcarDM> Slim: "Oh. Well. Just checking. I lknew some dark lords....:" he strails off, looking uncomfortable. "The did stuff I left rooms rather than see. Repressed lot, really. Attention issues, lack of self esteem, mutilating people just because they wanted them ot be as ugly on the inside as they wrre., Likely all bottle fed, the lot of them."
<AlcarDM> Slim: "And they all came ot really bad ends. Even for dark lords. I'd just not like ot see you do that."
* Ryu_Featherfoot looks a bit horrified

Quote 5068

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Yah but where, I could use the use of some dragons fire..."
<AlcarDM> Slim sighs. "Fine then. It was a warning."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Not for you, I've still got the skull of your last master remember?"
<AlcarDM> Slim: "Oh. Hrm. We'd need to find a dragon, then, And they're rather rare."
<AlcarDM> Slim: "And mostly cranky. Lots of confused knights seeking lost princesses who went off with their one true love who did NOT smell like his horse and wear chainmail to bed does that to them, I've found. And the knights assume adragon got her and .. Well, at that point it's academic really, as to whether they become heros or lunch."

Quote 5069

* Cainis growls at Jamar "This is not our time to die, yet it is yours."

Quote 5070

<Lee`> "Now.. what I don't know, is history."
<Lee`> "How old is Tamil? When was she last seen? Stuff like that."
<Lee`> "What is she expected to do, should she become the baroness."
* Lee` looks to Lirk.
<AlcarDM> Lirk look a bit uncomfortable. "I don't know politics."
<Lee`> "Any ideas..?"
* Orgg shrugs
<Lee`> "Oh. Well.. do you know anyone who does, that we could trust?"
<Orgg> "I don't know politics either. We will ask the cook."
<Lee`> "... The cook knows politics?"
* Orgg shrugs
<Orgg> "If he doesn't he will know someone who does."
<Lee`> "Good point.."
<Lee`> "Hrm.."
<AlcarDM> And these are the people who replaced a barony! :p
<Orgg> ((two, now! =P))

Quote 5071

* Lee` looks to Lirk, "Those men you had with you, could they be trusted to help out?"
<AlcarDM> Likr hesitates, then says "I don't know. They just came because I ordered them, because I told them I was Baron and could. Because the land and the hgost said it was right to do. But they came for the baron and not me."
<Orgg> "You still must prove yourself to them."
<Orgg> "But there is no one left to fight..." Orgg looks thoughtful
<Orgg> "Have you been practicing with your sword?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk shrugs, trying for an offhanded tone, but sounding scared "There will be ships."
<Orgg> "Better that your men trust you for that battle."
<AlcarDM> Lirk nods "I have been. I don't want to die too quickly," earnestly
* Orgg nods
<Orgg> "If indeed you must die, you will sell your life dearly."

Quote 5072

<Theliar`^> lirk needs a lesson in morale
<Theliar`^> if I had time, I'd starve him for a few days, and leave him in a field alone, and then tell him not to do it to his troops, or they'd hate him as he hated me right then

Quote 5073

<Theliar`^> "Do you fear her?"
<AlcarDM> she nods.
<Theliar`^> "Why?"
<AlcarDM> Tamil: "If there IS a goddess, why didn't she save me?!"
<AlcarDM> j/k
<AlcarGM> Tamil: "Because gods don't care about us! We're just tools to them!"
<AlcarGM> is the real one :p
<Theliar`^> that's worse!
<Theliar`^> dammit!

Quote 5074

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "I guess I should learn to cook some time huh?"
<AlcarDM> Lisha glares at the pot as if willing it to melt, then says "I never got the knack of it."
* Ryu_Featherfoot nods
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "I'm sure there was some dried goods around here some where.."
<AlcarGM> Lisha scowls and goes looking for some. "Maybe the boy can cook?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> <Ryu_Featherfoot> "Never thought of that..."
* Ryu_Featherfoot goes and asks
<AlcarGM> The boy is in the main hall, tryying to mimic slim and doesn't seem able to
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Um.. Don't try for that one too hard.."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Can eather of you two cook?"
<AlcarGM> The boy returns to his normal shape, and slumps agianst the floor... then turns into a weird blob and seems ot be resting
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Well thats one no..."
<AlcarGM> Slim stares at the blob, nonplussed for a moment, then says "Ah.. yes."

Quote 5075

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Great, your the offishal cook around here now"
<AlcarGM> Slim: "....."
<AlcarGM> Slim: "Right."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Go look in the kitchen, you will see my point.."
<AlcarGM> slim walks in, muttering something about "millenia of service, eaten by dragons, stared on my hydra, killing sadhya, serving the Evil . .and now a COOK ...... Oh. My." he walks back out "I see your point, master."

Quote 5076

<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Well nice to know thats settled..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "Undead skeleton gourmet cooking. Just what I always look forward...." she looks at the blob. "to...?"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "The boy..."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "well puddle now..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha looks at it ..... "Facinating. I hope that's just him sleeping. I'd he a bit shocked if that happened randomly."
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Umm.. yah, may need to get him a bucket, don't want him soaking into anything..."
<AlcarDM> Lisha: "Afraid of ruining the carpets?" dryly
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "nah, ground water"
<Ryu_Featherfoot> "Would hate to see the boy become deluted"

Quote 5077

<Theliar`^> "JUST LET ME GET MY CLOTHES ON!"
<Orgg> "What's stopping you?"
<Lee`> "I think you should walk back to the barony like that."
* Lee` says that to Theliar!
* Theliar`^ growls and puts on his old robe
* Theliar`^ raises his hands up in the air defeated
<Theliar`^> "I sometimes wonder why I follow you around! I'm glad I'm leaving!"
<Lee`> "Wait, you're leaving?"
<Lee`> "oh come on.. everyone gets caught naked with a woman sometime in their life"
<Lee`> "Seriously. You're exposing elven secrets. Put some clothes on, man."

Quote 5078

<Theliar`^> "I need a new robe still..."
* Lee` dicks around in his pack for another set o clothes. :P
<Lee`> digs.
<Lee`> omfg.
<Lee`> :P
<Lee`> mind. out. of. gutter.
* Lee` shoots himself :P

Quote 5079

* Lee` speaks to Theliar, "Well... I wouldn't be able to handle myself as well as you did."
<Theliar`^> "What do you mean?"
<Theliar`^> "What situation?"
<Lee`> "..."
<Lee`> "You getting caught in the act by the inn, in general."
<Theliar`^> "Act? I was hardly doing the 'act' besides... I don't think I can... i think clerics of the goddess are celebit."
<Lee`> "Let me get this right."
<Lee`> "You 'think' you're celebit?"
<Theliar`^> "Uhm... yes."
<Lee`> "So what were you doing, experimenting?"

Quote 5080

* Theliar`^ orders a room from the innkeeper
<AlcarGM> Ok. He says its on the house
* Theliar`^ nods and goes to the nearest decent looking woman
<Theliar`^> "You, me, bump uglies, now, in my room."
* Theliar`^ shows her the room number and key, and leaves
* Theliar`^ mumbles something about getting killed and burning in hell

Quote 5081

<AlcarGM> Ok, Orgg and Tamil find Lee talking and listening to Mother Rumour on their way back
* Lee` looks to Orgg and Tamil as the person finishes saying stuff about somesuch.
<Lee`> "Thanks for the information."
<Orgg> "Heading back now."
<Lee`> "Right. From what I hear.. this should work if we do it right."
<AlcarGM> the old man nods 'It's like I said, the baron isn't dead, he's just faking it! He put himself in a box and we won't know if he's dead 'r alive till we open it. 's like all tombs that wat. All cats in boxes, they is."
<AlcarGM> the old man wanders off
* Lee` looks to the woman
<Lee`> "Is anyone feeding him?!"
* Lee` shrugs and walks off :P

Quote 5082

<kentari> If I had a mansion in ios
<kentari> It would be staffed by kender in dominatrix outfits
<kentari> :>

Quote 5083

<KenDM> <Lana> "You went and drank that stuff."
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "It was pretty good... I think."
<KenDM> <Lana> "nuh-uh, you could've been killed or something, that stuff didn't look too safe..."
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "Oh.. Well a god can't just die.."
* Yol_turaandTheliar`^ grabs a random set of clothes from the other bandits and redresses himself infront of everyone
<Jarra> (( I missed why he thinks hes a god, I think :P ))
<KenDM> (( :P be happy of that. ))

Quote 5084

<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "You're a good woman, but I don't think I'm a normal elf... I think... under... differant circimstances... it might have been differant, but I have a... human touch to me now.. I don't know what it is."
<Garon> Lirane: "A.. what? You're a halfie?"
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> "Hardly. I don't know what it is..."
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> (( It's called his player can't stand the thought of doing it with an old old lady that probably drags her breasts on the floor >_< ))
<Garon> (( metegaming! metagaming! *taunts* ))
<Yol_turaandTheliar`^> (( I'm sorry, I have my limits ))

Quote 5085

<AlcarDM> Lirk doesn't. "I shouldn't have said that, I guess. Sorry. I guess you don't like people knowing?"
* Orgg starts to nod, then looks confused again
<Orgg> "Knowing something that would tarnish my honour?"
* Orgg starts to look worried, and thinks *really* hard about the ceremony in which Lirk became baron.
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "No! Just ... you made meBaron. I .. I want to live up to that."
<Orgg> "But what does that have to do with...?"
* Orgg trails off, then just looks frustrated
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "With what?" looking confused now
<Orgg> ((lol, this is the most horrible conversation I have ever had =P))

Quote 5086

<kentari> poor lirk
<kentari> he's gonna have more lirk moments
<kentari> tell me alcar
<kentari> does lirk know about.. well..
<kentari> has he got "the talk"? :P
<kentari> received*
<aslhk> Orgg almost gave it to him, but they got sidetracked =P
<Alcar> And confused :P
<kentari> ARGH! NO!
<kentari> :P I have to do it?!
<kentari> :/ no pun intended.
<aslhk> it looks like it! =P

Quote 5087

<FirestormZero> you soo need to bust out old-school fairy tales :)
<Alcar> tho mostly it's npcs that are the cliches :)
<Alcar> players get annoyed when that happens :p
* Alcar has done it before
<FirestormZero> players are masochists, deep down they really like it :)
<FirestormZero> and if they don't yah just hit them harder!

Quote 5088

<Maccabee> "You are the only one who resists us. I am laughed at and put to shame on your account. Why are you displaying power against us in the mountains?"
<Chaos`^> (( Gemm scares me =( ))
<Zellos> "Ah, well, sorry about that, Mr....?"
<Zellos> (( :P ))
<Maccabee> (What? This is all coming from the bible.)
<Chaos`^> (( That's what scares me... you're actually reading this thing for quotes to put into a dnd game lol =p ))

Quote 5089

<kentari> (( Cats do like 1d4 ))
<kentari> (( the average peasant has 4 hp ))
<kentari> (( don't anger kitty. :P ))

Quote 5090

<Tokan> "Tokan cutie pie. Mom said so," firmly.
<Jenni> "And my momma said stupid is as stupid does! Can't figure out what that means though!"
* Will` glares
<Will`> "It means shut the fuck up, little girl!"
<Jenni> "Waaah... why?"
<Will`> "Ask your mother."
<Jenni> "Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry..."
* Jenni frowns.
* Tokan scowls at Will, then remembers more family homilies. "Talk nice to girl. Or no make baby!"

Quote 5091

<Jenni> "Hey! Don't you think it's time for a picnic?"
<Devin> "Sure. But uhm..."
<Keith> Will mananges to clear the bush and get behind it with out touching it
<Jenni> "OOh! And i can bring you, and that really tall orcy thingie, and the little guy!"
<Devin> "We only just met."
* Jenni smiles
<Jenni> "Oh! I'm Jenni! Sorry, I forget that other people don't know my name sometimes!"
<Jenni> (( that has to be the stupidest thing i've ever said.))
<Will`> ((lol, that is awesome))

Quote 5092

<Keith> so tempted to burn will at the stake..
<Will`> lol
<Will`> that'd be great =p
<Tokan> lol

Quote 5093

<FirestormZero> Meanwhile in another part of town, Calimar wasn't paying enough attention, and thus gets ripped to pieces by zombies.
<FirestormZero> <Z1> "URRRRK" <Z2> "AAAARRGH" <Z3> "Murrrr"
<FirestormZero> <Calimar> "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
<FirestormZero> (( i enjoyed that. ))

Quote 5094

* Tarika takes a 5 foot step diagnolly to the north east. She begins waving her hands rapidly in anti-parallel circles! As the motion intensifies she shouts... "FIRESTORM!" and unleashes the fury of a nova in the bottom right corner of the arena, blanketing Kiv in Tilco, warming them with hot, flaming, Death!.
<Tarika> er wrong channel...
<Alcar> when does she stop waving them?
<Tarika> oh, she doesn't
<Tarika> she speaks sign language. :)
<aslhk> ur ly
* Tarika makes gestures to aslhk.
<Alcar> new prestige class: The Aerobic! Prereq: 3 levels in spell casting, 8 ranks in acrobatics. Cannot take [feat that leyts you do spells w/o gestures whose name I forget]. Gains spells by doing workot each morning.
<Tarika> Burn off those love handles! Along with your enemies!
<Alcar> "Don't think Fireball 80' away, think Fireball 30' away, get in close, jog, and build up a good sweat to the accompaniment of the screeams of the drying! AND the smell of charred flesh wil ensure you throw up breaskfast and lose weight! call now for free demonstration. Being fireballed on is optional. If you wantto see it performed, bring a fat friend!"
<aslhk> the screeams of the drying! =P
* Alcar has got to stop doing more than one thing as once, especially when the other was writing in lamer speak :P

Quote 5095

<AlcarGM> Ok.... what were the two of you planning to do?
<Julius> We were gonna save the world! :P more or less.
<Vora> (( Again? How boring. ))
<Carl> uh... but some vaseline? cause I have a feeling this is going to be rough :P
<Vora> (( you gotta stop and smell the roses. And I don't mean the plant. *nudge nudge* ))

Quote 5096

* Kate`^ looks at sara and smiles
<Kate`^> "There is more to life than just Sex."
* Kate`^ pulls sara with her into the kitchen, as she is very hungry
<AlcarGM> Sara shakes her hea slightly. then says "But without sex there isn't life!"

Quote 5097

<AlcarGM> Waldo: "Damn it! There can't be enoug ghosts to process the CIA database....."
<Julius> "What?"
<Vora> (( Mmm, thermoptic camoflage.. ))
<AlcarGM> Waldo: "Ghosts to power an AI. it would make sense, for processing speeds."
<Julius> "Uhm... Sure."
<Vora> (( oh shut up, it makes no sense and you know it! ))
<Julius> (( :P It makes perfect sense ))
<Kate`^> (( And they can all fit in a processor too! ))
<Julius> (( Limbo Inside. >P ))
<Julius> (( Lazo Processors, Inc. :P ))

Quote 5098

* Orgg just realized that Orgg would rather tell someone the truth and kill him than lie =P

Quote 5099

<AlcarDM> Lirk nods, then says "Can we - do the ritual - now?"
* ``Tamil`` goes :[ ]
<``Tamil``> "Erm. Uhm. You're kind of .. eager."
<``Tamil``> "Do you even know what's involved?"
* ``Tamil`` smirks
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "No."
<``Tamil``> (( Eeeexcellent. ))
<``Tamil``> "Well. I'd rather make sure Tamil is safe, first.."
<``Tamil``> "Did you see where Orgg went?"
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "Not the - the specifics. I've.. heard stories...."
<AlcarDM> Lirk: "He went outside. He's chopping wood."
<``Tamil``> (( "Oh. And you still don't know what's involved?" ))
<AlcarDM> (( lol ))
<``Tamil``> "I'll go speak with him quickly. You wait .. up in the bedroom, I suppose.."
* ``Tamil`` almost mutters something as she walks outside :P

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<``Tamil``> "Well, I suppose Tamil will have Theliar looking after her on the way to Quan. Though .. I hope they don't stop at an inn along the way."
<``Tamil``> "And Lirk.. doesn't seem to have anyone."
* ``Tamil`` sighs, "I hope he doesn't expect me to be someone special."
<Orgg> "If you hurt him, I'll kill you."
<FirestormZero> (( aww, group hug))