Quotes 501 to 600

Quote 501

<VVarner> I like to think its Gals experance of 200 years in relms ruled by DM's that makes him so completely parinoid :)

Quote 502

<Alcar> nanoc doesn't kill anyone. He looks better after his chat with K
* `Drake`` knows that's just what that bloodthirsty killer want me to think, so i keep my eye on him some more ;)
<`^joy^`> (nanoc a killer???)

Quote 503

<Luth> what the fuck is an alaghi pitfighter?
<Baliadoc> they're just yeti with the pitfighter kit
<Baliadoc> nothin' big

Quote 504

* Eman_The_Something is focused on his objective. but none of these damn tables are numbered!

Quote 505

<Luth> The barkeep looks at Eman "You want table six?"
<Eman_The_Something> "YES?" he says hopefully
<Luth> the bartender takes table six and breaks it in two
* Eman_The_Something takes a chair and sits where table six used to be feeling rather silly
* Eman_The_Something thinks .oO(God I hope they don't show up soon. I'm gona need time to think of an explination for this table being missing)
* Eman_The_Something continues sitting at table 6's former location wondering when the rest will show up
* Eman_The_Something thinks .oO(crap hope I wasn't late)

Quote 506

<Ryu`--> "grate vampire and nigel dust in him now.... might have to put holy-water in his nose to clean it out... that will get his head stratend out"

Quote 507

<Baliadoc> "Alright Jer, no more experimenting for today. We need to keep you from being eaten by the census people, remember?"

Quote 508

<Silva_Atalanta> (pro life undead, now I'm roleplayed every thing :)

Quote 509

<Alcar> undead girl: "I'm Lillith. Why aren't you rotting?"
<^Pana^^> <Athena> "Because I put perfume all over myself^^"
<Alcar> Lillith; "Whats perfume?"
<* ^Pana^^ &lt;Athena> pulls out a vial of holy water to show it to Lillith

Quote 510

<Alcar> Jer's bird sails through the air for a bit before smacking itself in a wall
* Jeramias does a little postgame dance. "Woo! It only took the life of two birds and an amputation of my hand to get that to work right!"
<Jeramias> Next stop - Large machine to hold all of us.

Quote 511

<Baliadoc> i'm just dead. i tried to sleep last night and failed my proficiency check
<Baliadoc> especially when the bed rolled a 20 on it's save vs. being fluffy and comfy

Quote 512

<`Sanchez``> (my god i love sparkie!)

Quote 513

<MudWind> "I don't die easilly?"
<`Sanchez``> "I kinda figured as much. But wouldn't you be aiming at me if i just killed you anyway?"
* `Sanchez`` sighs... if the guy with the bow is the real Jer, then Bali would be able to tell me it was the real Jer, based on his shooting ability with a bow

Quote 514

<VVarner> so what the heck is a health level?
* Kynan thinks it was a misprint and meant 2 hp
<Gnomish> (sucks the HP of a level but not the skills gained by a level)
<VVarner> kynan you just lost your medical coverage for dental and medication. another hit and you could end up with a $100 co pay :P

Quote 515

<VVarner> the little vampire dies a horable death but his head has a last spite full word for Kynan. withs mouth moves and Baliadoc says:
<Baliadoc> "I sold your shares of Microsoft, bitch! Ha!"

Quote 516

<VVarner> near the stairs is a fountain where hot and cold springs seem to meet. there is a nice looking steam coming off it. looks very comfy.
<VVarner> if you didn't know better you'd swear the DM placed this here so you'd camp for the night so he could go to sleep :0
* Kynan attacks it
<Gnomish> (LOL ok ok i'll burn it down)

Quote 517

<Luth> Mile yells "Who's a good bowman that's the only bow we have!"
<Rional-keef> "you expect to kill 1000 with 1 bow!!!!!?"

Quote 518

<LuthDM> "watch you're tounge don't make quick judgements
<Lucky`> '600 dead people made mine for me."
<Lucky`> "Did you ever try and speak to them, find out what the wanted?"
<LuthDM> how about 20000 dead of ours?"
<LuthDM> I think that was just the last year
<Lucky`> "Then you breed like rabbits?"
<LuthDM> that's over the years dimwit
<Lucky`> <LuthDM> I think that was just the last year is what you said :)
<LuthDM> oops
<LuthDM> I did

Quote 519

<`Drake``> "Your majesty, don't take this out on all of us! This's his bloody fault" *points to Varin*
<`Varin`> "I havn't the foggiest as to what you're talking about"
* `Drake`` sighs
<`Drake``> "Everyone wants to be a hero till they have to take fault for it"

Quote 520

<Alcar> The kings robes catch fire with a loud woosh!
* `Drake`` turns back to Varin
<`Drake``> "What the hell is that!? What is it with you and fire, you bloody fool!?"
<Alcar> The fire around the king literally erupts as the holy symbol is revealed
<`Varin`> "I saw your robes burst into flame before my very eyes!
<Alcar> The king is screaming words from within the inferno, the fire is fading . .
<`Varin`> "Your majesty, do things like this often happen to you?"

Quote 521

<`Varin`> "What the hell happened to the king in there!"
<`Drake``> "Well, once he was lit on fire, he flipped out."
<`Varin`> "I know THAT"
<`Varin`> "I mean what the hell happened to make him catch on fire!
<`Drake``> "Well... it is the dry season"
<`Varin`> "Does he catch on fire frequently?"

Quote 522

* K`-- is a chrispy K burnt from head to toe
<^`joy`^> never do that on me plz just telling you
<Praesul> ((ewww...thats gonna leave a scar))
* `Drake`` thinks that with just the right seasoning he could market this "Crispy K" but decides there's more important things going on right now

Quote 523

<zorriss> (eman your mocked awake by what your not sure)
<Eman_The_Somthing> "Eh? wha? Who dares Mock eman the somthing?" :)
<zorriss> (err nock GETUP!:))

Quote 524

<zorriss> *a well indowed human-bunny hopps over
<zorriss> *she soon comes back with a plate of food
* Eman_The_Somthing stares at the bunny wondering if he's fallen down a rabit hole himself
* Skelly wants an easter egg
<zorriss> (shes got two BIG one's:P)

Quote 525

* Eman_The_Somthing sits back contented and wonders why a rabit is hitting on him

Quote 526

<zorriss> *the bunny sighs going off to wait on some other table but doesnt give up intil they leave:)
* Skelly walks over and asks her, politely, which paw she wouldn't mind losing
<zorriss> *giggles at skelly
* Skelly is serious
<Skelly> "I would like a lucky rabbits foot, and you look like you wish to gt lucky with my companion over there. Pick a paw."
<zorriss> (do you realy want to be serus?)
<zorriss> *you find yourself in pieces at the door after a huge kick from the bunny

Quote 527

<Eman_The_Somthing> ((Can't belive you had a giant food serving rabit come on to me))

Quote 528

<zorriss> (eman zorriss just crumble skellys bones what you do?)
<Eman_The_Somthing> I report zorriss to the society for the prevention of cruelty to undead

Quote 529

<Kalar> well, what I do next ought to freak mop out
<Kalar> * Kalar goes up, looks at herself in the mirror, begins to smile coldly and makes sure the daggers sharp
<Kalar> <Kalar> She plans to carve her face, making it MUCH less beautiful and looking like a warrior woman with old tattoo symbols she saw once . .it will defintely make her look light a fighter again, and not a sex object
<Eman_The_Somthing> shit, I thought you were just going to shave your legs :)

Quote 530

<Eman_The_Somthing> the four horsmen of the apocolapse are upon us. They are known as Telitubies :)

Quote 531

<Kalar> 'This IS hell!"
<mopdez> you hear a vioce"i did not have to give you this chance"
<mopdez> you hear a vioce"you want to see a hell?"
<Kalar> 'I would rather be undead again than . .than this stupid, weak, inferior body!"
<mopdez> you see a site no mortal should see
<Kalar> Barney?

Quote 532

* Eman_The_Somthing climbs up and forgetting to reset the hand break says "Giddy up!"
<Eman_The_Somthing> "Um ONWORD!"
<Eman_The_Somthing> "Wagons Ho!"
<Eman_The_Somthing> meakly 'mush?'

Quote 533

<Eman_The_Somthing> what is a can check? something about going to the bathroom?

Quote 534

* PurpleShade takes the sleeping \\`arner and throws him off a 20 story building, yelling "Free your mind" at him as he falls
* Alcar reports PurpleShade for Away-Nick Abuse :)
* PurpleShade then takes him and drops him down an empty elevator shaft, yelling "There is no spoon"
* Keith` just leaves PurpleShade for the agents to brake
* PurpleShade is secretly an agent
* PurpleShade 's clothes suddenly morph into a suit and a pair of sunglasses
* ** PurpleShade was kicked by Keith` (Doge this)

Quote 535

* Gelhalee clacks back to krtrk, "And you, stop refering to me as somthing on the menu before I look up my recipy for chocolete diped thri-kreen and frog legs"
* Krtrk would blink if he had eyelids
<Krtrk> "What is name, elf-snack?"
* Gelhalee clacks "My name is Sir Gelhalee, Master magic shop keep and founding member of the magic shop guild. And I know a gormee chief who would love to add you to a certain potato soup" :P

Quote 536

<Gelhalee> In orc, "And so shall you all die if you do not leave hear at once!"
<Alcar> the orc charing Gel loks around, says "Mommy!" and runs off the road, towards anywhere else
<Gelhalee> (Ha I scared him off with my lousy spelling :)
<Krtrk> (he was the spell-check orc)
* Gelhalee wonders if Orc tastes like pork :)
* Krtrk samples a leg-o-orc

Quote 537

* Zacten walks up the hill, feeling at peace with himself for once
<K`--> (and it only took killing 301 inosent people)

Quote 538

<Zacten> well, I was thinking that maybe it took the kings soul inside, but not mine... hehe
<Alcar> both :)
<Zacten> well, scratch the idea of cutting up the blade into easy to cary cool looking light stones...
<Zacten> hmm, maybe that is why it doesn't work for me anymore, I'll have to let drake try it out now :)

Quote 539

<Silva_Atalanta> ((some people say you shouldn't run from your problems. But what if your problem is you threw the pin and droped the granade?))
<Ryu`--> (i just throw them both saves hassle and risk)

Quote 540

<Jeramias> I could pull a Jeramias and end one game, only to start another one of the same campaign 5 minutes later. I would be pulling an Alcar if I were to insinuate that the player had killed something very important, only to tell the truth 20 minutes later'

Quote 541

<Jeramias> "Run, princess! I cannot save you! This chair is holding me and a penguin is biting my leg!"

Quote 542

* Gelhalee is making a note to research some crowd control spells
<ringo-horse> (fireball.....:))
<Gelhalee> (Oh yeah that worked so well before :P)
* Sannin is makeing a note to reserch a enrage horde of pesants spell just for the fun of it

Quote 543

<Snake`---> "it is a long story but we can't kill any one in this city"
<Gelhalee> ((Good thing all we did was roast a few of em with a fire ball :)
<Gelhalee> (No spilt blood)

Quote 544

<Eman_The_Something> ((your trying to give the idea of being picked up in a bar a whole new meaning))

Quote 545

<Jennifer`Lynn`Seaholm> maybe I should not hang around here... I might end up like you guys... no effense...
<Kylii> what, sleep deprived raving lunatics?'

Quote 546

<Jeramias> DMSG - Dungeon Master Style Gaming - Screw memorizing all of those rules, just avoid complicated things like combat, treasure, and role playing

Quote 547

* Sintaqx is apparently trying self-kemotherepy... he has 2 17" monitors and a laptop screen all pointed at him.......

Quote 548

<Ryu`---> "kender down forget or leave friends!"
<Ryu`---> "well.. not often any way"
<Jeramias> "Not often, but not never. When he tries to kill you, then you may forget."

Quote 549

<Silva_Atalanta> ((why do I feel like a mouse told to bell a cat?))

Quote 550

<Eman_The_Something> ((for the 2nd time what the hell is a SS check? Nazi's looking for jews?))

Quote 551

<Sintaqx> I'm taking a poll... what is your favorite class or subclass to play in AD&D
<Warner> Wild Mage Lich Kender with psionics ;)
<Sintaqx> wild magi kender live long enough to become liches?
<Sintaqx> that would be an interesting experiment... how long can a wild mage kender w/ psionics live?
<Warner> of all the things wrong with that idea your DM could object to "You really lived that long?" didn't occur to me :)
<Sintaqx> it'd be fun to see in how unique a manner the thing would croak

Quote 552

<Marcus_Fenway> Japeth why don't you Write up a Formal Complaint and Send it to the Customer Support Division at I-Dont@Give-A.Shit
<Japeth> now that's uncalled for... i'm a player in this game, and we're here to have fun and I usually do
<Marcus_Fenway> I have 3 Options here: 1) Give in to Japeth's Demands. 2) Be a DM and Tellt he player he is Wrong. or 3) Get really Annoyed and Quit DM'ng online . . .
<Japeth> but it was just a dick move by a certain GM to throw a plot-hook out and mentally masturbate a solution so i get no gold

Quote 553

<Jeramias> ok, Avern, your watch passes uneventfully
* Avern wakes Jer for his then
<Jeramias> Jer, your watch passes uneventfully

Quote 554

<Laura---> "Those who live by the sword die by those of us who use slings"

Quote 555

<Chaos`^> "Are you a lawer or something? I think I know what I am doing.."
<Laura---> "No, I've just been arrested a fair amount."

Quote 556

<IkeDM> You miss, as you knew you would.
<Eman_The_Squire> (Thank you Mr confidence builder)

Quote 557

<WarnerDM> "Thats Gels department. All I know is its called basapowder"
<Gnomish> "DWARVEN STENCH POWDER!?"
<Gnomish> "oh man you have to be kidding me!"
<WarnerDM> ((here we go with the adlibing again :))
<Gnomish> ((hay it sounded cool and would make for an ok quest))
<Gnomish> ((have to travel to the dwarven home land then do something for the guy who has it))
<WarnerDM> ((Hehe your not the only one who can adlib. I say Dwarven stench powder is known only to gully dwarfs :))

Quote 558

<WarnerDM> "Well if so it had better be an impressive quanity. At least a handfull"
* WarnerDM looks genuinly impressed with your confidence that you'll beable to get as much as a handfull

Quote 559

* Gelhalee pops a horsehound candy in Elrich's mouth and wispers to him "Shut up or I'll turn your genitals into a cactus"

Quote 560

* Gelhalee looks at Elrich darky and asks him in all serousness, "Do you need a time out?"

Quote 561

* Gelhalee shoves some of whats left of his candy in Elrich's mouth and backs him away from the woman looking like he's ready to start removing bits of his anatomy
* Elrich again spits out the horrible candy. "Stop doing that!"
<Gelhalee> "Stop trying to get us all killed then"

Quote 562

<Gelhalee> "I have this potato soup recipe that is just to die for"
<Snake`--> "..."
<Kyrii> "Bad choice of words."

Quote 563

<Billanallianolas> I specifically waited about 10 minutes game time before I tried for the testicles

Quote 564

* Rashurian finds delario at the city gate and we decide to travel on to our destiny, after resting for a while, having done what we came to do
* Gelhalee grumbles to him self, "When are people gona learn not to make big descisions on empty stomacs"
<Rashurian> ((oh.. we first go back and eat some soup))
<Gelhalee> ((LOL))
<Gelhalee> ((Who wants to travel on to their destiny when the soup is on :))

Quote 565

<Billanallianolas> "I can never take from him as much as he took from me"
* Billanallianolas weeps into Kyrii's shoulders
<Kyrii> "nope, you killed him already. can't do much more now."

Quote 566

<Alcar> Shadron looks at Snake apraisingly "You're still human, in the ways that matter . ."
<`Reeve``> "In other words, he can still perform in bed without it counting as a miracle?"

Quote 567

<Warner> Gel and Yoda in the same room is kinda scary
<Alcar> Yoda tosses Gel out for constantly correcting his grammer :)
<Warner> "I sence great fear in you" "Of course you sence great fear in me! Thats a tarrasque you stupid sawed off troll!"

Quote 568

* ^`joy`^ goes back to cabin and starts cooking using one of the recipes that sound good
<K`--> (ahhh the joy is cooking (pun intended))

Quote 569

* Drago` goes back to town to get drunk
<The_MageDM> how? tell me which way to go at each crossing
<Drago`> ...
<Drago`> n/m then GM

Quote 570

* Merrick_The_Mad looks at his stats and wonders why he ever left the farm

Quote 571

<AlcarDM> The two of you appear on a hillside, with a few trees around with odd ropes above them, like special spider webs of some kind. The sky to the west is glowing as if mundreds of torches were bruning with magical light spells and you here an ever-present droning noise in that direction
<Jeramias> "Oh shit!A lynching group!"
* `Sanchez`` looks around, and up at the weird web
<AlcarDM> the web seems to stand on posts of trees in the ground, folloinng a mostly straight line east-west about 20' above your heads
<`Sanchez``> "Weird place... I've never seen trees so bare"

Quote 572

<AlcarDM> you here a odd screach from the west, as if someone had decided to smash their talkling magical sword to pieces on an anvil, followed by a lorder noise like the mooing of a diseased cow followed by shouts of "Watch were you're going, you idiot! Drive in your lane, thats what the yellow is for!"
<Jeramias> "What in the hell?"
<`Sanchez``> "Sounds like someone's in trouble! I'm gonna go check it out... you comin' Jer, or what?"
<AlcarDM> the mooing noise is repeated, followed by anotther unnatural screech and a strange roaring begins, that fades into the distance . . someone might have summoned a demon and let it loose
* `Sanchez`` remembers being in a bar where a woman sang almost this bad...

Quote 573

<AlcarDM> "That idiot doesn't know an automobile from a cell phone! I see the lights of a UFO and that drunk lard bucket claims I hit him. Wait until I sick dad's lawyer on him."
* `Sanchez`` blinks
<`Sanchez``> "Maybe you're right... sounds like something's possessed that guy..."
<Jeramias> "Automobile?Some kind of demon with a cell phone familiar?"

Quote 574

<AlcarDM> David looks at Jeramias oddly, those mirrors on his eyes glinting strangely "Was that a joke? Warm, but not french? Whats the punchline?"
<Jeramias> "I suppose that I misinterpreted the meaning of the word 'french'."
<AlcarDM> David: "Oh. Uhm . . . what state are you in?"
<Jeramias> "Denile."
<AlcarDM> He laughs, hesitantly. "Err, what country?"
<Jeramias> "Uh, last I checked it was Britania.I was just about to ask you where we were."
<AlcarDM> David blinks "Britian?! Does this look like britian to you?"
<AlcarDM> "Get lost hiking and end up in North America?"
<Jeramias> "No, it doesn't.North America?Where is that?Oh, shit... Nevermind. I was joking"

Quote 575

* Jeramias walks over to the large beast wearing metal armor catiuosly trying not to spook it.
<AlcarDM> the beast is still making those beeping sounds but looks liek it broke a foot or something since its nto mving
* Jeramias touches it, and tries to look under the armor (tries to open the hood :) )
<AlcarDM> jer - the creature lets out an unnatural bleeting, as if guving birth :)

Quote 576

<AlcarDM> "Mickal? ,.you awake in there . ?"
<`Mickal`> "ya dav i just drifted off thats all"
<Jeramias> "Is there someone alive that this beast has swalloed?!?"
<Jeramias> "I'll save thee!"
* Jeramias draws his sword
<Jeramias> "Get back, if you can sir!I shall try to save thee!"
* Jeramias goes into the horid beasts side
* Jeramias tries to get out of the beast, but is caught by a long gray intestine of sort, attached to the seat like organs."
* Jeramias cuts the seat belt and scuries out of the car, freaking out

Quote 577

<`Sanchez``> "You feelin' alright, friend? You seem a little wild"
<AlcarDM> David: "<B>I</B> seem ... uh, right. So you don't want me to know . .can't you do the MIB thiink and zap my memory?"
<`Sanchez``> "Mib thing? You really aren't feeling well, are you? The only thing i could do is shoot you, but i don't think that would help"
<AlcarDM> 'Shoot . . . wait, oh! That explains everything . . you're with the NRA! From Texaas, aren't you? Likely one of those cluts who doesn't know how to make fires yet ., ."
* `Sanchez`` looks fairly angry at that
<`Sanchez``> "Yeah, I am from Texas, punk, and I am with the NRA!" *pulls out his gun and points it in the guys face* "Now, tell me again i can't light a fire, bucko"

Quote 578

<AlcarDM> There is a loud call in the ditance, "woo wooo woo" like some obscure dragon mating ritual . .coming closer . . Curiosuly, David looks happy to hear the noise
<Jeramias> "Oh god!Run!Dragons!"
* `Sanchez`` takes off after Jer, looking at the other guy
<Talamanthalon> "Damnable things are even on the wold of North America."
<AlcarDM> David: "Dragon? What the hell kind of slang is that for police officers?"

Quote 579

<AlcarDM> Voice "The kid looked really freaked out . .I dunno . .the asylums a long way from here . ..what kind of nut would be running around with a sword or musket?"
<Cop1> "Maybe there geeks that play Dungeons and dragons like in the 80's ya know they killed afew people with swords then."
<Jeramias> (( "Yeah, but its been 10 years since I've done that."))

Quote 580

<`Sanchez``> "Then... uh... push... away" *staring at the gun with little kid wonder*
<`Sanchez``> "By the Gods! Look at those guns! They're incredible!!"
<Talamanthalon> "If you have been helping Jer, then it is a pleasure to meet you."
<`Sanchez``> "Yeah, yeah..." *continues staring*

Quote 581

<Sparkie> `Sanchez`` 1d20: 20 - called shot to... rotor!? wtf!? :)
<`Sanchez``> YES!!!
<`Sanchez``> 1d10 - Helo in the hole!
<Sparkie> `Sanchez`` 1d10: 10 - Helo in the hole!
<`Sanchez``> 1d10 - extra damage!
<Sparkie> `Sanchez`` 1d10: 9 - extra damage!
<`Sanchez``> 38 damage to the rotor, baby! unless that counts as the head, then that's 76 :)
<AlcarDM> the dragon plummets out of ther sky with a wailing moise, dark black fumes billowing forth as it screas Mayday!
<AlcarDM> A magical word that seems do to nothing . .The dragon strikes the treees and explodes in an enormous fireball
<Cop1> "Holy mother of god they shot them down!"

Quote 582

<Keith`> (this is one of thosegames in which i wish it where alright to play a paladin out side of the lawfull catigory)

Quote 583

* Jeramias draws his sword and takes aim for as many rounds as he needs to to get a gaurenteed hit
<`Sanchez``> (why are you aiming with a sword? why not a bow?)
<Jeramias> (( :P I don't want to miss him from 3 ft with a bow))

Quote 584

<Talamantholan> (no knee, blown up face, man he's a mess,, sharpnel cushion)
<Cop1> (if theres no hight level healing magic your going to lose a leg)
<`Sanchez``> uh... we're on earth?
<`Sanchez``> there are things know as doctors?
<`Sanchez``> and we have GOLD?
<Jeramias> oh yes...gold: yellow oil ;)

Quote 585

<`Sanchez``> (i am sooo dead)
<Jeramias> ((yeah, so is alcar if he lets you die :) ))

Quote 586

<Lansead> "OH DEAR GOD IT ATE YOU!"
<Lansead> "DON'T WORRY I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THE.. UMM dragon??"
<AlcarDM> ( Lansead is outside the bus :))
<Lansead> "no this has to be a slor"
<AlcarDM> Driver: "What in god's green earth . . . some nut in. .armour?!
<Lansead> "I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THE SLOR!"
* Lansead pulls his gunblade and takes a hack at the eyes (windows)
* Lansead goes around and slizes the slors legs (tires)

Quote 587

* Lansead notices the door open and runs up tossing him self in it and yelling to ever one inside
<Lansead> "COME ON OUT OF THE SLOR WHILE YOUR STILL ALIVE!"
<AlcarDM> They people, oddly eough, run to theback away from Lansead :)
<Lansead> "DAMN IT I TOLD YOU THIS IS A SLOR! Didn't they teach you any thing when you where little"
<AlcarDM> The people on the bus, sickeningly enough, exit through the rear of the creature instead of following Lansead
* Lansead shrugs and goes out the things mouth proude to have done his job well

Quote 588

<AlcarDM> lol. The combination of push + bus driver = a starting car :)
<Lansead> "ITS AWAKE!"
<Lansead> "you sure you can control the baby slor there my friend?"
<AlcarDM> Bus Driver: "YES! Get in, mr person with gold! Please come in!"
<Lansead> "i could kill it as i did the other"
<AlcarDM> Bus Driver "Please, please don't uh, kill it. It's tamed . "

Quote 589

<Donutcop> "I said get down on the ground!"
<Jeramias> "Damn! Can't you see that this man has been shot?!"
* Lansead shoots the cop
<Lansead> "damn theives"
<`Sanchez``> "Just shut up and let me get to the damn wagon!!"

Quote 590

* ** Abysslord is now known as `Jerry_Springer`
<Lansead> (oh my god)
<`Sanchez``> ((oh dear god... not jerry... i need to go to bed sometime soon...))
<Lansead> (luniticks from the 5th senctory strike tarror in manhaten)
<`Jerry_Springer`> "Hi i'm Jerry Springer and i'm talking to two teens that where the 1st to meet up with the 3 cop killers in maine"
* `Jerry_Springer` looks to dav
<`Jerry_Springer`> "So tell me how does it feel to know you where close to death but yet you dialed 911 and saved both your lives and that of the officers and townsfolk of the city"
<AlcarDM> David "I'm just glad I did my duty to america, and to keep it free from those evil MIddle Eastern Extremists."

Quote 591

<`ClarK> what is better high or low?
<Joan_Of_Arc> clark, try what, to tackle or cut off his hands?
<`ClarK> both

Quote 592

<Eman_The_Something> ((I am a 64th level demigod with power of attorney over micro soft))
<Ike> ((Shouldn't your name be Bill Gates, then?))
<Eman_The_Something> ((Bill Gates has already sold his soul to me.I am the real power :))

Quote 593

<Ike> ((Levels?))
<Joan_Of_Arc> 1
<Ike> ((Creation method?))
<Joan_Of_Arc> ((The Anarchy method))

Quote 594

<Tolk> "They hurt trees to make that shack!!!"
* Tolk looks horrified
<Joan_Of_Arc> Smaug:Those bastards!
<Joan_Of_Arc> The dragon runs forward and starts blasting
<Joan_Of_Arc> Fire goes everywhere
* Eman_The_Something takes her to the shack quickly before the shack becomes the focus of some left wing conservationist movment

Quote 595

* Eman_The_Something invokes the name of the clerics goddess of luck and the 13 kobalds suffer from bizar and silly acidents :)

Quote 596

<Dervin> "Unless you'd like to have yourself served medium rare, I suggest you let him have what he wants"

Quote 597

<Brent_> "don't worry about them, they're all mad. We have a gold-eating-dragon, a talking horse, a fool sitting there, staring at a flower and a dwarf who smashes trees"
<Tolk> "And me. But I'm normal."
<Brent_> ((lol))
* Tolk gets ready to be struck by lightning :)
<Brent_> ((actually you were the dwarf who smashed trees))

Quote 598

* Eman_The_Something storms off grumbling about how watching to many scrying pools has shortened his attention span

Quote 599

<Krendell> Chaos do I exist yet?
<Wolfie``> existential ad&d?
<Krendell> hehe, don't get theoreticallyistic with me!!!
<Wolfie``> If the DM doesn't let me in the game, does my character really exist or not? :)
<Krendell> yea yea, and if a dragon burns my ass in the woods while no one sees it, am I still all gooey and dead?
<Wolfie``> hehehe . .depends if theres a cleric to ressurect you or not

Quote 600

<Chaos`^> Judge: "I have desided that you all shall join our dwindling army."
<Mystra-> "before going, i have a question: why do you give order to other, you like to be in power? are you sexualy frustrated or what?
* Slink_Lightfoot gapes
* `Laura` is shocked
<Mystra-> "stop acting great, your just a puny little person like everyone, your not my master, and i won't do anything i don't want"
<Chaos`^> Judge: "You're right, YOU will be exicuted, the rest will join the army."