Quotes 4901 to 5000

Quote 4901

* Vora 's wallet was sticking out when newspaper was taken out, it falls on the floor. Some bills half-fall out, one of which is a hundred. "Oops." *picks it up noncahalantly, folds the newspaper article and puts it in, then puts it away, then smiles at Needles.* "Sure."
<AlcarGM> <Needles> raises an eyebrow but says nothing - not his business if you make money giving a snake kid blowjobs. He's seen worse. "Thanks, again." and walks out the door, mostly on wil power alone.
<Vora> (( :P ))
<Vora> (( though when you think about it, you'd probably get a lot of that kind of work in the burbs, though you probably wouldnt make much money off of it :P ))

Quote 4902

<AlcarGM> The words flow apart into the rest of the fog, and then: Why here? forms.
<Piotr`> "Miss Naomi told me this is best place for me to find...work."
<AlcarGM> The fog flows apart, then conentrates on the one spot, and forms: We do not know what na then falls apart, then forms "Come with me."
<AlcarGM> The fog flows into a roughly human shape
* Piotr` follows reluctantly
<Julius`> (( Out of curiosity, what font is the fog? :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol. handwriting :P ))

Quote 4903

<Tass> I expect vora's extended family tree to include various kitchen appliances, a university, and the bush down the street
<Tass> oh, no, more vora crap :P
<Tass> I'm starting to think her censored character summary is an announcement of her lineage
<Tass> and that she's part alien/angel/vampire/ascendant greekgoddess
<Alcar> you guessed?!
<Alcar> Wow.
<Tass> well, all the parts aren't there, but I know its a template clusterfuck, to put it inot D&D terms
<Alcar> that's a D&D term? :p
<Tass> I expect vora's extended family tree to include various kitchen appliances, a university, and the bush down the street

Quote 4904

* Vora (( considers looking into a healing others ability sometime down the line, just for shits and giggles ;) ))

Quote 4905

* Maelstrom tosses the paper aside as it burns to cinders
<Vora> (( he could do with a good hug.. but I wouldnt reccomend it. ))
<Maelstrom> (naw, he'd never hurt Jess)
<Vora> (( .. on purpose :P ))
<Maelstrom> "I was just trying to stop him from hurting people.....but thats all he wanted to do..."
<Vora> (( yaknow, just like he didn't mean to kill Jason :P ))
<Carl`> "... He burnt himself out. I'm pretty sure of it, Alex."
<Carl`> "Maybe in the resisting, but it really wasn't direct."
<Maelstrom> "No...it was me.....My powers should have frozen him in time......his body wouldnt have been able to burn itself out.....hed just be stuck there.."
* Carl` looks down and shakes his head
<Vora> (( Yeah and if we fly around the Earth really fast the wrong way, time goes backwards! :P ))
<Vora> (( *sarcasm carcasm* ))

Quote 4906

* Maelstrom chokes on a poptart and coughs it out.
<Maelstrom> "gah"
<Julius`> ((Obviously super swallowing is not one of your abilities!))
<Maelstrom> "Dammit, the box says strawberry why are these cherry......"
* Maelstrom grumbles
<Carl`> (so who has this superswallowing ability? PornStar! fighting evil everywhere!)

Quote 4907

<Maelstrom> "J, its Alex.....Needles is....um.......well just get back to the warehouse.."
<Maelstrom> "If you know anyone good with minds.....bring them."
<Julius`> "I know about Needles. I did all I could for him last night... he was giving himself a labotomy when I saw him. Is he any better?"

Quote 4908

<Maelstrom> "I really doubt i'll take your advice on anything.......everything you do involves screwing my life to high hell one way or another..."

Quote 4909

<AlcarGM> Madame C: "What shouldn't exist?"
<Carl`> "A hole, in limbo, or whatever you wanna call it, whatever you happen to believe in."
<AlcarGM> Pause, then "Ah. So that was it. My pineal gland acted up."
<Carl`> "Um, ok? different from the hair on the back of your neck standing up."
<AlcarGM> Madame C: "Of course. The Goddess spoke to me, an she never has before. It was almost the same, though, now that you mention it. Perhaps I imagined I imagined it."
<Carl`> "So, anyways, I need your help, will you help me?"
<AlcarGM> There is a long pause, then "Help you? No. I could teach you magic, though."

Quote 4910

<Julius`> Its a double-edged sword, having npc friends
<AlcarGM> yeah :)
<Julius`> while they're useful, and are great for plot..
<Julius`> You really risk lots of stuff with them.
<Julius`> Personally, I think it makes stuff a bit more enriched provided you don't hang out with them more with other pcs ;P
<Julius`> I just tried to avoid it up until now because I fealt that any and all weaknesses would be exploited in this game :>

Quote 4911

<Maelstrom> "Listen i'm gonna set you at the edge of the warehouse, then i'm going back into the burg.....i'm gonna take care of Fusion X once and for all.."
<Julius`> "Sure.. you want some help?"
<AlcarGM> (( factor x . .though fusion sounds better :p A super team named Fusion could be neat :) ))
<Julius`> ((Fission would be cooler cuz we could split up and the papers would go nuts.))
<Julius`> ((:P))

Quote 4912

<AlcarGM> Jess is shaking Carl "Carl? Carl? Wake up!"
<Julius`> "Carl?"
* Julius` runz inside
<AlcarGM> Carl is sitting at the kitchen table not moving, just slumped over in his seat
<Julius`> "What happened to him??"
<AlcarGM> Jess: "I don't know! He just drank a glass of milk, looked all funny, asat down and passed out!"
<Julius`> "Where's the carton?"
* Julius` looks for an expiration date.
<AlexMajor> LOL
<AlcarGM> jess poins inside the fridge. (still has a week to go)

Quote 4913

<Julius`> "Carl?"
<Carl`> "What?"
<Julius`> "You allright, man?"
<Carl`> "Yeah, I think so."
<Julius`> "What happened?"
<Carl`> "Tall Glass of milk."
<AlcarGM> (( hehe ))
<Julius`> "Its not expired, you lactose intollerant?"
<Carl`> "No, no."
<Julius`> "Good, I was about to say, drinking more of it given what it jsut did to you..."
<Carl`> "Don't blame the milk. It isn't real."
<Julius`> "There is no milk?"
* Carl` returns it to the refrigerator.

Quote 4914

<AlcarGM> She smiles coldly. "I kill people very well, especially when startled."
<AlcarGM> "Or when annoyed. Or angry. Or pissed off. I don't do well out there."
<AlexMajor> "How exactly do you do that?"
<AlcarGM> She shrugs, offhandedly. "I explode into pieces, I've been told. TV showed me, once. It looks impressive. Lots of dead bodies."
<AlexMajor> "And you come back together?"
<AlcarGM> She stares at you. "Hello? Would I be here if I didn't?"

Quote 4915

<Carl`> "well, might as well start low, so ask for some ecstasy. they might offer you the new next best thing."
<AlexMajor> "i've been pretty much asking stright up for it.....people seem afraid to sell it"
<Julius`> ((I can see that now. A big ball of flame comes up to you and says "Hey man, I need some drugz"))
<AlexMajor> (actually i'm incognito)
<Carl`> "Eh, just try it."
<Julius`> ((And I thought it was spelled xtc.. :P))
* Sparkie doesn't care how it's spelled as long they don't sell Alcar some.
<AlexMajor> (E, XTC, Extacy, Candy, X, and more..)
<Julius`> ((I just call it breakfast, myself.))
<Julius`> (( :> ))

Quote 4916

<aslhk> lol
<aslhk> drugdealing!
<AlcarGM> Yep :)
<aslhk> the christians were right about roleplaying!
* aslhk gasps and looks around for a cross

Quote 4917

* AlexMajor flings his hand casually freezing the dealers feet to the ground in small bricks of ice then lurches forward grabbing him by the neck with his hands heating up (no visible flames) just enough for him to feel intense heat.
<AlexMajor> "I will ask you once, maybe twice more......before i burn your balls off like baked acorns, and then turn you into BBQ peices.....tell me where to find your boss.."
* AlexMajor zaps the hand with some ice just in case too when he sees him going for something.
<AlcarGM> The dealer stops, shaking, looking terrified. "N --- no....." he moans
* AlexMajor twists his head to make cracking noise with his muscles (mine not his) and grabs the dudes balls making his hand much much much hotter (Eww, i cant belive i'm doing this.)
<AlexMajor> "Second chance......tell me....."
<AlcarGM> He manages somethign incoherent, and passes out.
<AlexMajor> i seriously cant understand what he said? even with my enhanced hearing?
<AlcarGM> Uh .,.. "oouuggghhh..."

Quote 4918

<AlexMajor> "And this sack of unworthy human flesh.....was the dealer who gave it to me......my attempts to scare his boss out of him were.....unssuccessfull though.."
<Carl`> "Heh, Heheheh, heh."
<Carl`> "scare im eh?"
<AlexMajor> "I threatened to burn his balls off and turn him into BBQ flambay"
<AlcarGM> Jess: "He feels hurting from here.... ow.... what the hell did you do Alex, light his balls on fire?"
<AlexMajor> "Well no......not really..."
<AlexMajor> "Actaully i think so.."

Quote 4919

<AlcarGM> Cleo nods. "That could work."
<Julius`> "You're always thinking one step ahead, Cleo. That's what I love about you."
* Julius` smiles then heads out w/ Xavier :P
<AlcarGM> ow! nasty :P
<Julius`> ((What? :P))
<Julius`> ((Its a compliment ;P))
<Julius`> ((Besides its not like Julius is immune to having feelings for someone :P ))
<Julius`> ((I've never roleplayed emotions like love, it could be fun to explore how it changes a character. :P ))
<Julius`> Though, its certain that it would make things more complicated.

Quote 4920

* Carl` 's eyes turn into saw toothed mouths and extend horribly, and this is where all the sharp ass high pitched noises start comming in, and the terrains starts warpinf, and the door splits open, and innards spill out into the hall, and starts slowly creewing towards him ....
<AlcarGM> The dealer gives out a loud, high pitches scream 'Not the tentacles, mommy! I'm sorry! I *like* anime, yes, yes! Noooo!"

Quote 4921

* Julius` shrugs helplessly to Jess, "Good and evil are zealous ideals that never and will never exist anywhere but the hearts of dreamers. The truth of reality is grey, you must be prepared to see and acknowledge the grey if you want to see at all."
<AlcarGM> Jess shakes her head slowly. "There is good, and there is evil. Grey is for people without the guts to see the world as it really is, it's where we .. hide, behind relatives. The absolutes are there ...." she trais off, looking into space.
<Julius`> "I have yet to meet anyone completely good or completely evil. Perhaps if I do, I'll agree with you."
<Carl`> "ah...."
<Carl`> "What if I said your both right?"
<AlcarGM> Jess: "We all are, Both, at the same time. Good and evil fight, and their battlefield is inside us. We prefer the grey, because we like tlo be blind."
<Carl`> "Well then now we know, and knowing is half the battle."

Quote 4922

<AlexMajor> I'm still wondering what the fuck he ment by Big Dave and Phallic forest
<AlexMajor> I can just imagine a forest of "big daves"
<AlexMajor> "NO NO NOT UP THE ASS! GNOOOOOOOOOO!!"
<Alcar> It's a reference from the amber game I had to include :)
<aslhk> Big Dave and the Phallic Forest is a good title for a children's story =P

Quote 4923

<aslhk> and I just read a novel which was based on a weslh story and pretty good *chuckle*
<aslhk> (which made use of the word "feats" in a sexual context *chuckle*)
<Alcar> They could all be used in a sexual context. Cleave, improved inkiative, toughness, sunder, weapon finesse (males only)

Quote 4924

<Elana-Silvereye> ok, that does it, I'm gonna run a superhero game where all the PCs have to make their characters based on a name generated from Sparkie's !Hero function ^u^
<Elana-Silvereye> and they will battle villians from it ^u^

Quote 4925

<Alcar> RULE # 1 : Binary logic [soul equation] is far superior than fuzzy logic [cloning equation], as much as electromagnetism is greater than gravity. But, binary logic or / & the soul equation seem to display properties of gravity for damage scale ; while, fuzzy logic or / & the cloning equation seem to display properties of electromagnetism for its damage scale : both seem to show a SEMBIOTIC relationship to & upon one another
<Alcar> If recall correctly, there was some research done some time ago by professional scientists & engineers to unify gravity & electromagnetism : I wonder if connection between binary & fuzzy logic can be applied to gravity & electromagnetism to show or display a SEMBIOTIC relationship between the two.
<Alcar> Both are necessary for a balanced co-existence, like the male & female gender, where the female gender would be analogous to binary logic & the male gender would be analogous to fuzzy logic. Look @ RULE # 34, # 78, # 80, & # 83.
<Alcar> brilliant rpg.
<Chaos`^> please
<Chaos`^> stop
<Chaos`^> =p
<TassPassedOut> wow
<TassPassedOut> I never want to reproduce now

Quote 4926

<Kentari> I remember back when I wanted high rolls.
<Kentari> The further I get from D&D the less I like it :P

Quote 4927

<AlcarGM> THe first man says "What the hell are you?"
<Vora> "Nice to meet you, too. Now, would you boys be so kind as to go in there and let our friends out for us?"
<AlcarGM> The man laughs, then points the gun "No." Two of them cover you, the other aims at Snake. "This is the part where you die."

Quote 4928

<Maelstrom> "Did you manage to get that lab information about those two kids?"
<Maelstrom> "Or find out anything about Big Dave and the Phallic Forest?"
<Julius`> "I try not to involve myself with all things phallic. As for the lab, it'll take some time and even if we get results it won't be viable evidence for anything.""

Quote 4929

<Kate`^> "So.. I hear that there's a school with some kids going super and tormenting people.. sounds like factor X to me.."
* Carl` watches Maelstrom leave the room, and turns to Piotr, "It seems First impressions are real important to ol Maelstrom."
* Carl` whips his head back to Kate, "What?"
<Kate`^> "Yeah, some catholic school, I was about to check it out after I get dressed." *Motions to business dress and high heels that, contrary to popular believe, no one can fight in*
<Vora> (( they're good for fighting if you take them off and stab someone in the head with them. ))
<Kate`^> (( Don't think so.. unless you have knives imbedded in them.. hmm.. *Small light above head* ))

Quote 4930

* Kate`^ stands and keeps walking toward the storm to see what the kids are doing, and what's in the hole
<AlcarGM> The storm flickers a bit and reveals the 5 kids, all unconscoous from the pain. Whatever the hole it, it ripples and a voice comes out "Alex? Son?" and then the hole is gone
<Julius`> (( Oh boy. :P ))
<Kate`^> (( Oh lord, this is not what I wanted to hear alcar.. ))
<AlcarGM> (( hahahhaah! ))
<Julius`> (( I highly doubt its what I fear. :P ))
<Kate`^> (( I woulda rather had captain planet than void >=( ))

Quote 4931

<AlcarGM> Kate is comingout of inside, I'm assuming?
<Kate`^> (( That made no sense, and what sense it did make, sounded very much like sexual harrasement! ))
<Julius`> ((Kate's pulled a starchild???))
* Kate`^ is going outside, yes
<Julius`> (( :P ))

Quote 4932

<AlcarGM> 3 men arrive, looking wary and scared.
<AlcarGM> Snake is breathing raggedly, but alive.
<AlcarGM> (( err.... ))
<AlcarGM> Snake is breathing raggedly, but at least is still alive.
<AlcarGM> (( much better :p ))

Quote 4933

* Vora smiles gratefully. "Oh thank you! I really owe you guys!" *gathers up Snake and tries to get them both away*
<AlcarGM> Ok... you make it to the wall accompained by the screams of the shot and the dying behind you, but don't have tim to sto, and appreaciate it. Geting over hurts, but after earlier it's bareable.

Quote 4934

<Carl`> I guess just let me know if I shoudl obvious do something, that like, miminin would obviously do in your mind
<AlcarGM> lol. You're keeping her focused. She does want to ask Piotr if he's as big as he looks :p
<Carl`> good lord no!

Quote 4935

* AlexMajor snatches the keys when Julius` fooloshly dangles them and starts the car
* Carl` starts digging through his pockets and retrives a jolly rancher, and unwrapping it quickly, pops it into carl's mouth :P
<Carl`> "Carl says stop screwing around!"
* Julius` stands outside the car, looking at Alex. "Erm. Let's get serious, eh? Lest you want to get really cold, and charged with hijacking, I suggest you try not to drive a Marquis Corporation automobile."
* Carl` sticks Carl's tongue out at AlexMajor
<AlexMajor> "C'mon i have my license, let me drive"
<Julius`> "Maybe next time, with my Sedan. Right now isn't the time."
<AlcarGM> (( bets Batman never has this problem ))

Quote 4936

<AlcarGM> (( Carl begins a lurid account of Carl's sex life? :p ))
<Julius`> ((I was about to ask Mim about that.))
* Carl` almost chokes on said jollyrancher on the way
<Julius`> "Erm, you allright?"
<Carl`> "NO!" -in a very Carl like voice- :P
<AlexMajor> "heh"
* Carl` back to mimm "Geez, sooooorreeee!"
<Carl`> "And here, an her, ah there, and right here, and there.....
<Julius`> "Next time don't try to swallow it."
* Julius` follows the directions, probably going in circles until the people Mim didn't like are all dead. :P
<Carl`> "Heh, thats what she said..."
<Carl`> "er, he said? Ugh, I think I'm settling in."

Quote 4937

<Julius`> "So uhm, what kind of catholic schoolgirl were you?"
* Julius` smirks
<msg: &lt;AlcarGM> "You know the scene in the Exorcist with the girl and the cross? That kind.." is what she *wants* to say :p
<msg: &lt;AlcarGM> I assume Carl will edit :p
<Carl`> "You know the scene in the Exorcist with the girl and the cross? That kind.."
<msg: &lt;Carl`> edit what?
<msg: &lt;Carl`> grrr, maybe I just need to see the damn movie again :P
<msg: &lt;AlcarGM> The girl in it has sex with a cross :0
<msg: &lt;Carl`> oh, yeah, nm :P
<msg: &lt;Carl`> too late it seems :P

Quote 4938

<Alcar[away]> Oh, good. The PCs managed to do really heroic stuff last night!
* Alcar[away] was so proud :p
<Baliadoc> whoa...
<Alcar[away]> They beat up some grade school kids.
<Baliadoc> ...
<Baliadoc> that's heroic?!
<Alcar[away]> who were using factor X and killing the staff of a medical clinic :)

Quote 4939

* Alcar suspects my pc is just nuts.
<aslhk> lol Alcar
<aslhk> the fact that you only suspect that a vampire-christian is nuts frightens me =P

Quote 4940

<Chaos`^> well, yeah, but.. Alcar doesn't seem the tyupe to use NO he's more a halucinagyn type to me
<Chaos`^> where do you think he gets all his ideas for characters and games from?
<aslhk> could be! I think alcar is straight edge!
<aslhk> Chaos`^: lack of sleep!

Quote 4941

<Sintaqx> "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when with driders we do breed."

Quote 4942

<337C4Bb4g3Cabbage> Alcar: There's an anime chick in it!
<337C4Bb4g3Cabbage> With a big gun and a sword!
<Alcar> Eww! Does she have eyes that are twice as large as the rest of her facial features combined?
<337C4Bb4g3Cabbage> [23:34] (337C4Bb4g3Cabbage): Alcar: There's an anime chick in it! <--- damn, I just got 6 pms from people who want in on the game now O_o
<337C4Bb4g3Cabbage> Cybering 6 people at once is going to be difficult

Quote 4943

* alcar grins. Should be funny to rp at least. I mean, as long as he doesn't bring God into a conversation, or the fact that he's the angel of death and a vampire he's pretty much sane.
* alcar re-reads that.
<alcar> Err.. saner.

Quote 4944

* Carl` gasp again! and winces some more! and gibbers some stuff about, well, stuff and standing up suddenly, gasps like a fish out of water, as there is really harsh sounding ripping sound, and a second later, pure shit radiance explodes everywhere, and the crowd is either pushed flat or back, and the windows shatter
<Carl`> (shit = white, boy did I ruin that one :P)
<Julius`> (( :D ))
<Julius`> (( I was having trouble reading that :P ))
<AlcarGM> (( lol. Yeah :p ))

Quote 4945

<Carl`> I don't know when to go nuts, alcar
<AlcarGM> lol!
<Carl`> maybe you could give me some pointers on timing?
<AlcarGM> Why would you want to? :p
<Carl`> not a want, but a logical assumption :P

Quote 4946

* Ryan`` blinks
<Ryan``> the girl is carrying defribillators?
<AlcarGM> yes. As weapons :p
<Ryan``> that's what scares me :)
* AlcarGM grins
<Ryan``> although that's a really cool weapon

Quote 4947

<AlcarGM> thanks for playing :)
<Ryan``> no problem! glad i could play :)
<Ryan``> i should be back tomorrow, too
<Ryan``> but i make no promises, because my life is not my own!

Quote 4948

<Julius`> "What all did you tell him during this long talk?"
<Maelstrom> "How would anyone know anything.."
<Maelstrom> (if i could remember out of charcter, i'd tell you in character)

Quote 4949

<Maelstrom> "I've been there a number of times before and I was always safe."
<Julius`> "You thought you were safe. If someone in purgatory doesn't want us leaving, its not going to happen."
<Maelstrom> "just come with me and see what happens.."
<Julius`> "And why is this doctor sharing all this information with you?"
<Julius`> "I'm not going to SEE if I get killed, Alex!"
<Maelstrom> "You wont get killed!"

Quote 4950

<Carl`> your one evil S.O.B. you knwo that, alcar?
<AlcarGM> me?!
<AlcarGM> What makes you think that?!
<Carl`> heh
<Carl`> oh man, it just totally reeks of a trap, and I know your inner mad scientist is howling his ass off :P
<AlcarGM> lol

Quote 4951

<GauHelldragon> you said you donno what kind of campaign is going on in #game1?
<Farthes> nope
<GauHelldragon> i can't figure it out
<Farthes> title is aftermath. Notsure if thats the game title or system
<GauHelldragon> roleplaying hurts my head :D
* GauHelldragon leaves #game1
* SniperFox noticed.
<GauHelldragon> as much as i like campaigns and such
<GauHelldragon> it's kind of hard drop in on such a heavy-rp camp :\
<makai> i find i have that same problem!

Quote 4952

<Julius`> "Is there any way you could just stick her in my head? That would probably be the quickest solution."

Quote 4953

<Carl`> "You find me a list of coma victims, I'll do my thing, and only then if she agrees, ok?"
<Julius`> "Coma victims?"
<Julius`> "Why does it have to be a coma?"
* Carl` grins
<Carl`> "I have Howser all over that too... this might just work..."
<Julius`> "I only know of one coma victim off hand, and he's rather obscure."
<Julius`> (( >:D ))
<AlcarGM> (( Oh, my gods ))
<Carl`> "Who?"
<Julius`> "Some kid.. in a hospital in Boston. We've kept our eye on him and don't know much about him at all. I wouldn't want to put her there."
<AlcarGM> (( *whimpers* ))

Quote 4954

<Carl`> "I think I can peel her free, now that I can touch... you think its wise?"
<AlcarGM> Murmur seems amused by that. 'No, but nothing humans do is wise."
<Carl`> I'm beginning to thinks murmur isn't a ghost :P
* AlcarGM just smiles
<Carl`> all an elaborate ruse for some powerful spirit to follow me around :P
<AlcarGM> <Carl`> your one evil S.O.B. you knwo that, alcar? <-- rests my case
<Carl`> a non human originating spirit, that is :P
<Carl`> oh no!
<Carl`> big powerful otherworldly spirit!
<AlcarGM> no! That would be evil!
<Carl`> WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
<AlcarGM> name of gravity
<AlcarGM> how'd you guess?!

Quote 4955

<Carl`> are they both conflicted?
<AlcarGM> hell yeah.
<Carl`> damnable...
<Carl`> this has to be like the most stressful role playing game session I've ever been in :P

Quote 4956

<AlcarDM> You arrive at the pool out of breath .. I assume you throw them in?
<AlcarDM> Nothing happens. It's just water now, it seems.
<AlcarDM> Well, water with a lot of snakes in it nw ;p
<Orgg> lol
<Orgg> maybe the snakes can't swim
<AlcarDM> Sadly, they doesn't seem able to. But they're still growing, so breathing doens't seem ot be an issue either
* Orgg curses and wonders what his father would do.
* Orgg curses again as he realized the dwarf already tried to eat them.

Quote 4957

<Theliar`^> "She is the goddess. I'm sure whe would only demand something in your power. Besides, he's a very evil baron. It's not that you can't do it, it's that you won't... why is that?"
<AlcarDM> She glares at the elf. "It doesn't matter if he's evil. Most of them *are* - they're inbred!"
<Theliar`^> "So then why do you feel the baron is above the goddess's wishes? You want him dead, he doesn't have to be alive for the prociedure."
<AlcarDM> "You'd till him inot the ground alive?!
<Theliar`^> "I said he didn't have to be alive."
<Theliar`^> "Just like burrying his body just.. spreading his body throught the field.."
<Theliar`^> "What were you going to do with his body after you killed him anyway?
<AlcarDM> Woman: "We wouldn't kill him - he's the ruler!"

Quote 4958

<AlcarDM> You enter the villageinside the walls to find a small mob of villagers coming towards you with clubs :)
<AlcarDM> The leader is obviously a smith of some kind, and demands you stand aside
<Theliar`^> "What's this?"
<AlcarDM> Smith: "We saw the menace go through our streets! The dead walking!"
<Orgg> ((/me gasps and looks pale. "Where!?" =P))
<Theliar`^> "What's wrong with that?"
<AlcarDM> He blinks: "Are you new? undead! Evil! The Dark Lord might be coming!"
<Orgg> "He's in the keep."
<Orgg> "I think he's been making deals with your baron!"
<Theliar`^> "Yes! We should till the barron into the ground!"
<Orgg> "Evil snake things and dark lords go hand in hand, you know!"
<AlcarDM> The mob grinds to a halt.Smith: "Oh,that's differ --- " stares at Theliar .. "What?"

Quote 4959

<Theliar`^> "I almost had them agreeing with me! The baron must be tilled into the ground before she will bless the crops."

Quote 4960

* Sabine whispers to Natalia
<Sabine> "Do you speak any other tongues, mistress Natalia?"
<Natalia> Whisper: "I can curse in goblin."

Quote 4961

<AgentD> You guys use a white-solf like system, of the more detailed the actions a bonus is granted?
<Tech-Sensei> no
<Tech-Sensei> this is 3e games
<Tech-Sensei> D&D
<Tech-Sensei> wizards of the coast
<Tech-Sensei> for things like white wolf, you go to #game1

Quote 4962

<Farthes> Modern d20 and UA are to be used together right?
<Dark_Hatch`> yeah, they're used together
<Alcar> Farthes - if I thought you'd meant Unknown Armies I'd have had to hunt you down and kill you :p

Quote 4963

<Kate`^> "What about tinfoil hats? Can they protect people from a telepath?"
* Ryan``` blinks
<Ryan```> "Uh... what?"
* Kate`^ shrugs
<Kate`^> "Crazy people seem to think it works... Tinfoil hats?"
<Ryan```> "I'm not crazy, I wouldn't know."
<Ryan```> "You ask the weirdest questions."

Quote 4964

<Kate`^> "You wanted to come along... I just wondered if you had any interest in doing it again..."
<AlcarGM> She stps and looks shocked. "Doing what? I don't have any facy powers."
<Kate`^> "You don't really need any fancy powers to do that kind of stuff... you just need brains, and talent.. even a drive... I mean.. Look how far batman got, superman could have kicked his ass anytime... but he held is own.."
<AlcarGM> Jenny: "Kate! That was a comic book!"
<AlcarGM> Jenny: "This is real life!"

Quote 4965

* Kate`^ blinks
<Kate`^> "It seems there's little differance anymore."

Quote 4966

<AlcarGM> <Needles> "..... how do we do that without our powers? The elevator is stuck."
<MaelStrom> "we cant get out if the elevator is not working"
<Julius> "Open the hatch on it then."
<MaelStrom> "you didnt think this all the way through julius"
<AlcarGM> (( there is none. ))
<Julius> "Me?"
<Julius> "I didn't think this through?"
<Julius> ".. I guess you're right."
<MaelStrom> (HE ADMITS IT!)

Quote 4967

* MaelStrom opens up the control pannel and tries to cross wire it with the battery pack of the plamsa rifle
<MaelStrom> "This thing MIGHT have enough energy to run the elevator for a few minutes..."
<MaelStrom> "But we wont have a weapon.."
<Julius> "Who cares.. if this did what I think it did the telepath is in a world of pain right now if he's in purgatory.. along with any telepath unfortunate enough to be here."
<AlcarGM> The elevator begins to hum, slightly, no lights, but it is working
<AlcarGM> The elevator moves, fast, tothe right..... there is a humm... smoke starts coingout the panel
<MaelStrom> "You guys might wanna stand back in case it shorts.."
* MaelStrom waits for the elevator to stop on its own before disconnecting it
<MaelStrom> "If.......if only i was more like dad....we wouldnt need to do this."
<Julius> "If you were like your father, there would be more dead people around.."

Quote 4968

<AlcarGM> The panel melts.. the elevator jerks, teeters, then begins going down, sideways
* Julius notices the fall
<Julius> "Let's hope we live."
<MaelStrom> "Did what you do cancel out all our powers? or just external ones? will super strength still work?"
<Julius> "I have no clue what I did."
<Julius> "But I just noticed that its kinda funny there there's no electricity in the burg..."
<Julius> "I always thought it was because they were poor."
<AlcarGM> The elavator falls fast and hits the ground with a chrunching sound, throwing you all arond.. you're bruised, but alive
<MaelStrom> "Why is it then?"
<Julius> "Something blocks it."
* MaelStrom finds it funny that they are carrying out an almost casual conversation as they plummet to their doom.

Quote 4969

<SilverHorse> I was chatting in another room
<SilverHorse> and I flipped back to #game1
<SilverHorse> and the first thing I saw was
<SilverHorse> * Julius whips it out and turns it on
<SilverHorse> <AlcarGM> it doesn't work
<SilverHorse> <MaelStrom> "ok try cutting through.."
<SilverHorse> Me, being the pervert that I am... yeah..

Quote 4970

* kentari spent the first half of the session protecting kate's dependants while his were being held hostage...
<kentari> I now realize that makes no sense.
<kentari> :P

Quote 4971

<alcarGM> You're flying up into space then? :p
<Maelstrom> sure
<alcarGM> How do you plan to breath, out of pure curiousity?
<Maelstrom> i control ice, which has oxgen in it....I continuously create ice and melt some away creating water vapor, burn away the hydrogen and breath the oxegen.....pure comic book physics. :-D
<Maelstrom> if you tell me Aftermath aint a comic book world i'll smack you :-P
<Maelstrom> so that good enough?
<Maelstrom> there is also the other explination
<Maelstrom> explination #2 is very simple
<Maelstrom> i'm a super hero and all superheroes can breath in space
<Maelstrom> its just elementery

Quote 4972

<alcarGM> lol. Not in this world it's not.. you quickly find out as you hit upper atmosphere, oh, and that lack ofpressure is a Bad Thing.
<Maelstrom> can i see her?
<alcarGM> No .. but you do notice that there doesn;'t seem to be a moon, and that they sun looks smaller than you'd imagine it would
<Maelstrom> (Who destroyed the moon? Void or Weaponsmith?)
<alcarGM> (( you have no idea who did ))
<Maelstrom> (i mean occly..)
<Maelstrom> (it was a joke)
<alcarGM> (( no one did in hubris :p ))
<Maelstrom> (well, i considered it)

Quote 4973

<Maelstrom> (ok, so Darth Vader in a pleasant voice just asked me who i am. wonderfull)

Quote 4974

<Kate`^> "So Jupiter is the sun?"
<Kate`^> "We can't destroy the sun, we'd all die."
<Kate`^> "I could aim a comet toward the white house
<Vora> (( wow, wiggy. ))
<Vora> (( alternate universes are weeeeird ))
<Kate`^> "it wouldn't help much because it's too big to do at once and would take a while... and they'd see it comming.."
<Julius> "Oh, so you'd be perfectly fine with doing something like that in an alternate reality?"
<Kate`^> "Well yeah if the president is evil and opressing the people and controlling the 'now evil' peacemakers... yes?"
<Julius> "... You're sadistic."
<Vora> (( bah, evil is relative. ))
<AlcarGM> (( you don't know HOW weird :p ))
<Vora> (( but its interesting to note Kate follows Bush's policy :P ))
<Kate`^> "Well... a comet would be too big.."

Quote 4975

* Maelstrom starts setting the sky on fire, writing VOID in large flaming letters
<AlcarGM> Ok.......
<Maelstrom> (i cant think of anything else heh)
<AlcarGM> Nothing happens for a good 1/2 hour... then the letters just go out.
* Maelstrom flies to where new haven is supposed to be then
<AlcarGM> lol!
<AlcarGM> Cheater :p
<Maelstrom> how am i cheating?
<AlcarGM> you're running away from being killed!
<AlcarGM> :p

Quote 4976

<Maelstrom> "What?"
<Maelstrom> "You just told me you dont give a shit about me or what I do, and now you want a favor?"
<Julius> "Yeah."
<Maelstrom> "..."
<Julius> "I just finished telling you I don't care what you do and wish you good luck with whatever you decide to do."

Quote 4977

<Maelstrom> "So what am i blowing up now?"

Quote 4978

<Alcar> rofl..... this is such a cool image
<Alcar> a Steve Irwin clone as a CoC character. "Look at that Deep One--she's a beaut! Puttin' up a rreal fight, too!"

Quote 4979

<kentari> 1d0
<Sparkie> kentari 1d0: 1
<kentari> I win!
<kentari> :P Critical success, too
<kentari> And .. an impossible result
<kentari> wow, how often does THAT happen?
* kentari boasts
<aslhk> every time!
<aslhk> 1d0
<Sparkie> aslhk 1d0: 0
<aslhk> see!?
<aslhk> =P

Quote 4980

<kentari> :P I just realized that with 90 speed you can run fast, regardless of skill
<kentari> and with 90 mind you're really smart
<Alcar> yes :p
<kentari> what do you do with 90 soul? :P
<Alcar> get eaten by demons.
<Alcar> and/or be really sensetive :)

Quote 4981

<Kate`^> "So John, I see you're doing your crossword in Pen. Are you good at the crossword?"
<Alcar> John: "Oh, that. No. I'm filling it in with whatever makes sense. The Bible Code can be applied to any medium, you know."
<Kate`^> "Oh, I see."
<Kate`^> "What code is that?"
<Alcar> John: "A special codde developed by reading the bible and using every Nth letter and finding out things. It's quite facinating. Manages to predict an earthquake in Los Angelas that killed 11 people, apparently. God works in obscure ways, or is a pendant. I just try it on crosswords to see if the universe is sending me a message. So far, it's telling me to invest in whiteout, or pencils."

Quote 4982

<Alcar> John "Mm-hmm. A nice city, all around. Very modern, I think. Peaceful, too, which always puzzled me." He sips his coffee.
<Kate`^> "If you get so many supers in one place, you expect alot of commotion... Knowing my past week it seems all too clear."
<Alcar> John:. "Less than we'd think, with Purgatory so near. I wonder if it keeps them in line, or something. It sems weird for it to be so peaceful here with such a prison close by, like hell on earth, if you believe some activists."
<Kate`^> (( Abandon all home, Ye who enter here >_< ))
<Kate`^> hope too!
<Kate`^> though home is good too

Quote 4983

<GemmGM> The man that lead Sam in moves to the other side of the room, as you hear a voice, "Welcome gentlemen."
<SamSmith> "They're showing me the headstones."
* SamSmith looks for the source of the voice.
<GemmGM> "You may stop playing. I was given photos of what you looked like, as well sa your names."
<SamSmith> "What, I'm blacklisted from buying funeral plots now?"
* SamSmith was really in the market, too :/
<Dale> "And what do you want, then?"
<GemmGM> "We would like your bodies preferably."
<SamSmith> "How much?"
<Xavier> "I'm already an organ donor"
<SamSmith> "Get that off your card, man. They kill those people!"

Quote 4984

<Chaos`^> I was thinking... just as a thought, no commitments here, if Kate got TP but it was passive/automatic, and she sometimes shared her thoughts.. and heard others...
<Chaos`^> and after a while she would get it under controll, but for rp purposes for a few sessions...
<AlcarGM> tp? Toilet paper as a ..
<AlcarGM> oh, telepathy :p
<Chaos`^> >_<

Quote 4985

<Julius> "Details on stealth armour and personal protection device..?"
<AlcarGM> Central: "PPD is protective device, generates times explosions to propel any threat away from target. Works on any target that touches user. Not recommended for use in shopping malls at christmas. Stealth armour covers clothing, using between it and any coat, invisible unless damaged."
<Julius> "Effectiveness of stealth armour..?"
<AlcarGM> Central: "Capable of stopping most small arms fire and heavy arms fire, the latter only under optmial conditions, vis not being hit by heavy arms fire."

Quote 4986

<AlcarGM> The phone rings.
* Julius picks it up
<Julius> "Marquis Corp, Mr. Marquis speaking."
<AlcarGM> There is a long, nervous pause, then Winter says "Mr. Marquis? Julius? Were you uhm expecting deliveries?"
<Julius> ".. What of?"
<AlcarGM> pause, then "bodies through the roof?"
<Julius> ".. Who of?"
<Julius> (( :P "Actually, yes. Put them in the fridge." ))
<AlcarGM> Longer pause. "Dead one."

Quote 4987

* Kate`^ pulls her gun.. and uses it... point blank it should finish her... quickly..
<AlcarGM> (( uh, you'd be arrested for murder...... ))
<AlcarGM> (( where do you shoot her? and roll :P ))
<Kate`^> (( Oh? I figured it would be maternal instinct lol ;) Ok... Fine.. if you're going to be that way... Damn GM's ))
<Kate`^> always getting int he way, geez
<AlcarGM> (( LOL. ))

Quote 4988

<Chaos`^> Well, to make things fair alcar, I sent Piotr to get Sara, and he was mindlessly sent as an NPC, it isn't Gemm's fault so I think it would be best in all fairness to let her stay unconcious for the trip to the warehouse without any events
<Chaos`^> Let her take it out on me =p
* Alcar nods. Yeah
<Alcar> and she honestly likes piotr.
<Alcar> She'd feel really bad if she made him into a love slave zombie bent on killing you
<Alcar> Especially from inside prison...

Quote 4989

<Chaos`^> Know what really bothers me?
<Alcar> what?
<Chaos`^> more than the fact that I need julius?
<Alcar> or what Julius is doing by experimenting with Winter? :)
<Chaos`^> You were my concious when I was a little TOO into it... and you were right... which makes me crazier than you... I think I'll go roll up in a ball now and rock myself to sleep...
<Alcar> rofl
<Chaos`^> "A am not crazy, I am not craxy, I em not crazy.."

Quote 4990

<Chaos`^> I was also thinking Waldo could give sara an upgrade in common sense...
<Chaos`^> but I decided against it, because I don't want a mindless zombie that walks around whispering "Seeeeeeeeeeeex" instead of brains...
<Chaos`^> though she would make a good cyber...
<Chaos`^> I wonder, if she could even seduce waldo.. at all...
<Alcar> She's love the challenge :)
<Chaos`^> he probably has some defence protocol set up
<Chaos`^> i'd be all for it, if waldo weren't 14.. petafilia is illeagle you see =p
<Alcar> lol! What is the legal agein the us? or does it vary from state to state?
<Chaos`^> 18
<Chaos`^> or, 4 years with parent's consent
<Alcar> or *how* many years?
<Chaos`^> 4 years differance
<Chaos`^> sorry
<Chaos`^> anyone UNDER 18 can't get charged for it
<Alcar> oh, I thought you wrote *at* 4 years instead of 14 :p

Quote 4991

<aslhk> Keith's ios character is too cool for ios, anyway =P
<aslhk> er
<aslhk> for aftermath!
<aslhk> probably for ios as well!
<aslhk> *laugh*
<aslhk> but that's okay, because he's not *from* the ios world! =P

Quote 4992

<AlcarDM> Guard: "This here.. this here's poison, eh?" he points at the empty flask. "Leas the missus always says sho...."
<Orgg> "Feels liek it but goood poison."
<AlcarDM> He nods. "She don' get it either. Not have to put up with her complainin' like I do. I don' even hit her." He beams. "I'm a good husband to .. to.. wutever her name is."

Quote 4993

<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "You don't have any resson the college would be after you would you?"
<Alcar> She stiffens slightly at the mention of the college, then says "A few."
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "oh ok then I'll just put this away"
* Ryu_Fatherfoot sticks his college scroll away with out writing on it
<Alcar> She looks at it carefully, then at you, then says "Don't tell me you are a scholar?" in a pained voice
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "I'm not sure.. I don't remember what I am, Dark lord, good lord, king, god, scholar... I remember"
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Hariet gave this to me, she said it would help anser questions."
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Or well to find the ansers any way"
<Alcar> The woman looks at you, then says "God?" in a bemused tone

Quote 4994

<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Like I said I don't know, but I've got a necromanser trapped in a box."
<Alcar> She blinks, then sits down on a rock beside the water. "And I thought I had odd stories..... you shrunk him?"
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "Now why didn't I think of that!"
<Ryu_Fatherfoot> "No I umm.. burnt him to the bones and put his skull in the box so he couldn't come back befor I was ready for him"
<Alcar> Winddancer cleans his feathers. "You could have?" in a surprised tone
* Ryu_Fatherfoot looks at WindDancer "I'm not sure but its a good idea."
<Alcar> The griffon stares at you, then shakes his head

Quote 4995

<Alcar> Bartender: "The captain is dead?" in a shocked tone.
* Orgg nods drunkenly
<Orgg> "Diidnt... didnt get to see the fight, but i saw the boody."
<Alcar> He looks pale. "That .. that means the mercenaries will be confused! We can win!" and leaps over the bar, yelling "To arms! We can win!" and rushes outside :)
* Orgg looks confusedly at the empty space in the air where the bar tender should be
<Alcar> quite a few half drunk patrons are staring as well
<Alcar> Finally, one man announces "Free booze!" and they rush the bar :)
* Orgg perks up at that and staggers out to the back room to find more northern stuff (going in the bag)
<Alcar> A minute later you hear shouting and "NO! No drinking! This is the revolution we're talking about!" from the bartender "To arms! Storm the palace!"
<Alcar> There is drunken laughter
<Alcar> "Or - or pay your tabs!"
<Alcar> The laughter wtops.
<Alcar> You hear weapons being drawn, followed by the bartender's voice "Much better!"

Quote 4996

<Theliar`^> well, considering I hadn't updated the last level up and since we're lvl 4 already, my fort is only 3 so here goes
<Theliar`^> 1d20+3
<Sparkie> Theliar`^ 1d20+3: 8(5)
<Orgg> Theliar`^: use teh laermer speka!
<Orgg> sparkie is soooooothed by it!
<Theliar`^> oh right
<Theliar`^> 1d20+3 teh sprakei is teh suk
<Sparkie> Theliar`^ 1d20+3: 22(19) teh sprakei is teh suk
<Theliar`^> like that?
<Orgg> absolutely

Quote 4997

<AlcarDM> Guard: "This here.. this here's poison, eh?" he points at the empty flask. "Leas the missus always says sho...."
<Orgg> "Feels liek it but goood poison."
<AlcarDM> He nods. "She don' get it either. Not have to put up with her complainin' like I do. I don' even hit her." He beams. "I'm a good husband to .. to.. wutever her name is."

Quote 4998

* Julius walks into the other room, out of earshot, to place the call to Central
<Julius> (( :P oh well, you'll see why I'm doing this soon enough..))
<Caltak> (( coffin? ))
<Julius> (( Just watch, geez. ))
<Caltak> (( I knew it! :P ))
<AlcarGM> Ok, the call is answered by a warm, friendly female voice "Hello there sexy. What can we do for you today?"
<Julius> (( wtf when did they start having emotions? :P This is starting to scare me. ))
<AlcarGM> (( central likes confusing agents sometimes, just to keep them on their toes. And just in case someone else calls certain numbers :) ))
<Timmy`^> (( Sub-routine alpha, the advent of emotions to help newer agents feel more comfertable with making the phonecall to Internal General Use Artificial Neural Automation (I.G.U.A.N.A))

Quote 4999

<Kate`^> "Let me ask you something.."
<Alcar> Waldo just nods. The computer shut off. "Okay."
<Kate`^> "If you could never have sex, and the very thought of it made your body burn like a hellfire... what would you do?"
<Kate`^> I"m asking waldo this.. bleh =p
<Kate`^> Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...
<Alcar> Waldo blinks, then looks extremely confused. "Have sex?"
<Kate`^> "Yeah, Sexual intercourse, where the peni... You ok?"
<Alcar> Waldo just nods. "I never thought about it before."
<Kate`^> "You're serious?"

Quote 5000

<Alcar> Winter: "Then I killed myself," very reluctantly. "Because I made me do it."
<Julius> ((Stop it aclar you're just doing it for effect now. :P))
<Kate`^> (( Yeah, you're making my head hurt =( ))
<Alcar> (( actually, no. ))
<Julius> (( Oh, sorry. :P I take it back, then ))
<Julius> (( :P plz don't feel insulted ))
<aslhk> ((he's telling the truth! He already told me the story! =P))