Quotes 4701 to 4800

Quote 4701

<FSZDM> The elevator music plays "What the world needs is love" softly.

Quote 4702

<FSZDM> The zombies advance quickly
<FSZDM> (everyone who failed. act nutty.)
<Pat> "They won't pay their bills, they won't pay their bills, there's no zombie express card.." over and over
* Pat wraps his arms around himself and rocks back and forth

Quote 4703

<FSZDM> You see a girl making out with some guy on the floor.
<FSZDM> she kneels over him and vigorously kisses him.
<Murphy> "Are they...ya know...dead?"
<Pat> "I hope not."

Quote 4704

<Alcar> tho they do have a gurps cthulhpunk out....
* Alcar almost got it for the name alone :)
<aslhk> magic has no place in cyberpunk!
<Alcar> it's such a cool idea tho! Cthulhu + cyberpunk .....
<aslhk> I don't see how it could that much different from regular CoC *laugh*
* Alcar nods. Just a different setting.
<Alcar> "AH! My brain! I downloaded the necronimicon! Help!"
<Alcar> "No! It's not registering as a virus!"
<Alcar> "THE FOOL! He got a warezed version! He's doomed!"
<Alcar> "Hacking Cthulhu....."
<Alcar> "Oh, come on, it has a mind, and minds can be programmed. We just need some good hypnotists, some advertising and a psychic surgeon.."
<Alcar> "Jesus, Boss .. no! That's the barney personality!"

Quote 4705

<aslhk> the cyber cthulu!
<aslhk> that could be cool
<Alcar> cyber WITH cthulhu :P
<aslhk> somebody makes cthulhu for the internet =P
* Alcar now has a horrible image of someone trying to cyber with cthulhu .... *whimpers*
<Alcar> 'No fair, you have more tentacles! I thought I had this program on max!"

Quote 4706

<Teddy> "What the hell are you doing in here, and what do you know about what's going on?"
<Teddy> "In that order, if ya please..."

Quote 4707

<Teddy> "I dunno, may them zombie things' contagious?"
<LiamLLewellyn> "Like in the movies..."
<Todd`> "Zombies now? Man, and I was thinking that thing was just some kind of genetically engineered freak, now there's zombies too..."
<Cody_Wilkins> "I thought they had to eat your brains first"

Quote 4708

<LiamLLewellyn> I could see you as a psychotic gun toting d00d
<LiamLLewellyn> just completely out of his mind
<LiamLLewellyn> you don't really have to know much about guns!
<LiamLLewellyn> nobody really does =P
* Pat` would rp it much like my psycho paladin :p
<LiamLLewellyn> that'd be cool *laugh*
<LiamLLewellyn> short-lived, but cool
<Pat`> and replace every skill with guns.
<Pat`> Seduction (works at NRA conventions)' Diplomacy(*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*); Bargain (*click* 'how much?); Intimidation (s.e.); Leadership ("Do what I say or I shoot you"); gambling (*click* "A pair beats a full house - RIGHT?"); lock pick (gun with explosive rounds); Performance (*click* you like my singing, right?")
<Pat`> Survival (*Blam!* "lunch"); Stealth (How can they spot me if I shot them all sniper-style earlier?) and .. zoology ("What kind of animal is that?" *BLAM!* "A dead one.")

Quote 4709

<FSZGM> (K status Hospital Hallway 1: Cleared. around 367 zombies = dead.)
<LiamLLewellyn> "That wasn't very sportsmanlike."
<Teddy> "That was properly, if I've ever seen it."
<Teddy> "YEEEEEEHAAAAW!"
<Cody_Wilkins> "indeed"
* Todd` shakes his head at the undead parts strewn about. "Man. That's disgusting."
<Teddy> "Sportsmanship's for losers, son."
<Teddy> "And in war, the losers DIE."
<Todd`> "Or die again."
* LiamLLewellyn looks thoughtful

Quote 4710

<Cypheriel> lol I'd like to see you try to explain the gun heal subskill
<Alcar> *BLAM!* "See? He's not hurting anymore."
<Alcar> or if the Gm won't accept that, use a gun with a long barrel as a splint or crutch :p
<337C4Bb4g3> use gunpowder to cauterize the wound
<337C4Bb4g3> it works!
<Baliadoc> Actually, to honestly use it as a healing skill (and not just more killing ;), you should say *BLAM!* "See? Now he's focused on that wound. It's like the other doesn't exist!"

Quote 4711

* Biggs`^ puts the food on a plate and hands it and a fork to Holden, and grabs an HU (Holographic Unit) and puts the handheld into it so they can both see the presentation
* Holden devours the food without tasting it :p
* Biggs`^ enjoys his meal while watching the holo unit
<Holden> The unit shows the beginning of the movie The Ring... j/k

Quote 4712

<Biggs`^> "I see.. alright.. Well.."
<Biggs`^> "I have good news and bad news."
<Holden> 'uhm?"
<Biggs`^> "Good news is I know who we're working for... and that we have an unlimited budget.."
<Biggs`^> "Bad news is, it's for two companies, and when this mission is over, we don't know who we're going to be under after that.."
<Biggs`^> "The other bad news is, I don't know where accounting is."

Quote 4713

* Biggs`^ runs a thermal scan over his appartment quickly
<Holden> The scan turns up nothing.
<Biggs`^> (( You mean 2 people? ))
* Biggs`^ shows Holden his room
<Holden> « lol. Yeah, the 2 of you :) »

Quote 4714

<Biggs`^> "What is my total up to?"
<Holden> "250."
<Biggs`^> (( GOd damn, I thought this would be easy come and go... The funny part is you're making it hard by giving me everything I want!! ))
<Holden> « LOL »

Quote 4715

<Caltak> when someone dies or quits Ios, can I play? ...and does that answer change if I had anything to do with it? :P
* Alcar looks worried :)
<Caltak> oh um, dies in the game I mean, of course *nervoud laugh, looks around shiftily*\

Quote 4716

<AlcarDM> 3 minutes later he retuns, his face pale. "The thieves took his gold. But I found their tracks leading through the hedge, and they seem recent - the bastards were nervy enough to come back!"
* Orgg nods
<Orgg> "Take me there. I will collect my payment from the thieves. How many are there?"
<Ryu-FeatherFoot> "Wow, And I fixed the door and bolted it even..."
<AlcarDM> Urdu: "If you hurry, you might catch them. One, I think. Either a child or dwarf sized. Perhaps a halfling. .. might have been the spell caster."
<Ryu-FeatherFoot> "the vamperic werewolf is a halfling too?!?"
* Ryu-FeatherFoot hops up and runs out the door "this I gotta see!"
<AlcarDM> Urdu: "Or has an ally, perhaps."
<AlcarDM> He blinks, looks after the departingg Kender, and shakes his head

Quote 4717

<Orgg> "We must move quickly. How do you feel about being carried?"
<Ryu-FeatherFoot> "Piggie back ride? ok.."

Quote 4718

* Ryu-FeatherFoot starts yelling out what ever it is in the brush they are chasing "COME BACK AND FACE US LIKE MEN YOU BASTARD CHILD OF A CHICKEN!"
<AlcarDM> Ok, with the Kenders stirring war cry, Orgg plunges after a vampiric werewolf that slaughtered two people with ease, fearing not for life and limb. And obviously not for common sense. It takes longer since the non-wolf is hiding a lot during his following the tracks ((Spot checks, again, dc 23))

Quote 4719

<Ghenn> Well, if the kender would just leave me alone, i wouldn't have to hide in the trees!! :)

Quote 4720

<AlcarDM> Ok, Ryu finds a really grumpy Ghenn in the trees. he doesn't look like a vampiric werewolf, but it's dark....
<Ghenn> "What in the nine hells do you want, kender?"
* Ryu-FeatherFoot casts light on a stone he picked up after fishing it out of a bag "Are you Walter and Aurim's killer?"
<Ghenn> "I was a bit busy laughing my head off at Theliar and Orggs misadventures in your friends cabin."
* Ghenn climbs down out the tree, swearing
* Ryu-FeatherFoot fallows Ghenn down "Then your not a vamperic werewolf thats a sloppy eater?"
<Ghenn> "You catch on quick."
<Ghenn> "Is that what I'm following?"
<Ryu-FeatherFoot> "what else could brake down two doors and kill a man with a chair?"

Quote 4721

<Orgg> "There is no glory in anonymity."
<Ghenn> "I'm not a fan of glory."
<Ryu-FeatherFoot> "There is no angry mobs with pitch forks eather."
<Orgg> "There might be for me."

Quote 4722

<Ryu-FeatherFoot> the ultemet kender statement "Its a good thing I found this you realy should be more carefull with your children"

Quote 4723

<AlcarDM> What do you do today? :)
* Theliar`^ creates a portal back to the normal world and continues on with life
<AlcarDM> HBmm, you want to fast forward some of this, then?
<Theliar`^> you mean, fast forward through the part where nothing happens?
<AlcarDM> yes

Quote 4724

<AlcarDM> The days blur into each other, and the hunger becomes almost a friend as it fades and returns, probably the only thing keeping you sane. It could be months,or years that pass .. at once point, you're pretty sure you claw your eyes out but you awaken unharmed, so it must have been a dream. You sit up from drinking at the well - and find yourself walking on the road to ShaKay
* Theliar`^ screams "WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!"
* Theliar`^ just shrugs and assumes it was a bad dream, and has a rumbling stomach, and goes into town
<AlcarDM> Nothing replies - but you're very, very, very hungry.

Quote 4725

<AlcarDM> Ok, the hallway is empty...... you can't hear anyone inside
* Ryu-FeatherFoot continues on forword keeping his ears open for screams and looks to see if the hall has been trashed
<AlcarDM> It evcentually leads you to the kitchens, and a door open bside them, containing a bed in disarray. Likely the kids, since it also has lots of teddy bears. The kitchen is empty of life, but there is some food burning on the stove.
* Ryu-FeatherFoot takes the time to move the burning food off the stove using oven mits then moves on (and pockets the mits)

Quote 4726

<Orgg> forgetting about punishment from a god seems like a bad idea!
<Theliar`^> it doesn't matter, he will forever think of it as a very very bad dream
<Theliar`^> yeah, it does, doesn't it? =p
<Orgg> but it's your character! I mean, if you want to make room for caltak, that's your business! =P
<Theliar`^> isn't that a cliche? the main character alwayse fucking up bigtime? =p
<Ryu-FeatherFoot> lol
<Theliar`^> in my personal world, I'm the main character

Quote 4727

* Ghenn grabs the pot of burning soup, and continues to move down the hall
<AlcarDM> you're taking the soup with you?
* Orgg helps him back into dreamland
<AlcarDM> Oh, and the pot is to hot to hold still, but you don't see any mitts around
<Ghenn> Yeah. If we are dealing with some sort of wolf-beast, i'd rather it smelt burnt soup and not dwarven rogue

Quote 4728

<AlcarDM> Ok, you stumble up to the room, starting to feel hungry again, like you could eat a planet or something .. and fall into a deep speel, dreaming of a pond and invisible fish . .and know, witha certainity given by the goddess, that you will dream of this and nothing else for the rest of your life.
<AlcarDM> - end of session :) -
<Theliar`^> err.. ok.. that was just wierd
<Theliar`^> I mean, if that's the case... I think he'd rather be dead.. or something..
* Theliar`^ wonders if the hero killing himself is a cliche...

Quote 4729

<AlcarDM> Ghenn want to do anything else right now?
<Ghenn> (not really. just going to get ready to head back to the town, unless something along the lines of vampiric werewolf attack hits :)
<AlcarDM> « you haven't checked to see if the kid is still sleeping! :p »
* Ghenn will check on the kid, then ;)
<Orgg> ((Orgg went to untie him earlier =P *laugh*))
<AlcarDM> Ghenn - you approach the door and hear a strange, deep growl from behind it....
<AlcarDM> « ah, ok.. So he's untied and in the room. Even better :) »
* Ghenn blinks, and opens the door slowly
<AlcarDM> Ghenn - the first thing you notice is the bed is empty.... and the growling comes from beside it.
<AlcarDM> it cuts off abruptly as the kid rolls over in the blankets, cuddles with a teddy bear, and stops snoring

Quote 4730

* Alcar ponders actually having a vampiric werewolf in the game.....
<aslhk> I think, at this point, we need one
<Alcar> would be more fun for you to find and kill this wolf and the vampiric one show up later though.....
<Keith> hehe you almost have to at this point
<Alcar> You need one?
<Alcar> lol
<aslhk> yes!
<aslhk> it is like a cliche story necessity!

Quote 4731

<337C4Bb4g3> his first assignment was to kill some big mob boss
<337C4Bb4g3> only his humanity was shit
<337C4Bb4g3> because he had like 3 to start with, and like 15,000 in cybernetics
<337C4Bb4g3> so one of the bodyguards looked at him funny
<337C4Bb4g3> and he killed like everyone in the dining room
<337C4Bb4g3> and had to run from the cops
<337C4Bb4g3> ended up taking a couple 20mm rounds in the arm
<337C4Bb4g3> which was cybernetic, fortunately
<337C4Bb4g3> "Metal is better than meat!"

Quote 4732

* Alcar imagines angsty teenage cyborg.....
<Alcar> "Guess what I brought home today, mom? A new arm! Want to ask me about my grades again?" *blam!*
<Alcar> end of parents :p

Quote 4733

<aslhk> Flora: "You wanted to speak with me?"
* Adwyn nods. "Yeah, Gos advised it. Made sense. God invited to a party."
<aslhk> (lol, bad typo =P)
<Adwyn> lol!

Quote 4734

* Fern says to the servant in a low, somewhat peeved voice, "Please have the sheets in my room changed... and the dress on the floor washed... and the doorknob scrubbed. You might want to wear gloves."
* Hastrina watches Timmy intently
<aslhk> The Servant nods and makes it so.
* Fern turns back to Hastrina and Timmy and smiles brightly
<aslhk> Timmy is currently standing with a dazed expression on his face, staring at the aquarium. Judging from the length of the finger he has managed to fit up his nose, he has some shapeshifting potential.
* Fern is smiling brightly because she is wearing gloves

Quote 4735

<Fern> "Ah..." *addresses Gos* "Are you a cloak, or someone disguised as a cloak?"
<aslhk> Gos dettaches itself from Adwyn's back and bows with a flourish
<aslhk> Gos: "I am a cloak disguised as a someone."
* Fern looks skeptical
<Fern> "Who are you disguised as?"
<aslhk> Gos: "Nora Roberts."

Quote 4736

<Reykemias> someone run a 3e game
<Renard> i can run one... out of town! the bastards. always messin' up our good family values...

Quote 4737

<Cain`^> "I don't HAVE to do anything, first of all.."
<Cain`^> "Second, i'm hardly fit to watch a kid like HIM."
* Fern turns a shade of bright red, and narrows her eyes
<Cain`^> "Third, I could very well NOT be the father."
* Fern uses no shapeshifting powers to accomplish these changes

Quote 4738

* Cain`^ sets on it upright and watches calmly as they tend over timmy.. poor timmy... I wonder if he dies, if I have to go to the funeral? Damn...

Quote 4739

<Renard> "Just another day in Amber! I love this place!"
<Adwyn> "I wonder if it is synicated as a soap opera somewhere."
<Cain`^> "i hate this *deleted* place"

Quote 4740

<Hastria> The room is rather oddly shaped, looking almost like half of it was carved out of a naturally formed cave of some sort
<Hastria> It is decorated with sculptures (or what look like sculptures, anyway) of many different styles, some resting on the floor, some on walls, some hanging(?) from the ceiling
<Renard> "Charming place. Yours?"
<Hastria> There're a few pieces of furniture, an old antique desk and chair, and a gigantic walk-in wardrobe
<Hastria> "It's my bedroom!"
<Hastria> (there is no bed in the room)

Quote 4741

<Baliadoc> well i could in theory do two games at once, but i am not sure if my brain could handle it. maybe i'll get back to you ;)
<Cain`^> I can barely do one bleh
<Cain`^> look at cain =p
<Cain`^> he's died twice, killed a kid and is now dining itallian with some chick off the street!

Quote 4742

* ArthurQ wants to play void again.......he was pretty close to Chaotic Neutral last time.....this time lets see neutral evil
<Alcar> alignments don't exist :p
<ArthurQ> i know
<ArthurQ> but you get my point
<ArthurQ> i tried playing him cg
<ArthurQ> but u threw in conseqyunces
<Alcar> No kidding :p

Quote 4743

<ArthurQ> how the FUCK did i become a black hole.......and who's in trail for murder and why?
<Alcar> Weaponsmith, for blowing up a good 12 city blocks to kill the person who fried Void.
<ArthurQ> DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
<Alcar> and since the PC group was Sanctioned, they weren;'t allowed to kill civilians
<ArthurQ> he really liked me didnt he? :-D
<Alcar> Yes :p It's why he's on death row:)

Quote 4744

<SoV> or hows this for a really fucked up idea
<SoV> somone was in the power plant when void and starchild pulled that stunt
<SoV> he got zapped by their merged powers but didnt die :-P
<SoV> instead got zapped to the future with peices of both their memories
<Alcar> ...
* Alcar pities the poor lunatic already :)
<SoV> hey, at least there would be NO doubt as to his sexual orientation, he'd DEFINATLY love women!

Quote 4745

<Caltak> All that stuff is irrelevant cause like I said, its a flawed premise anyway.
<ArthurQ> i dont think so :-P
<ArthurQ> remember how screwed alcars mind is
<Caltak> Theres a difference between warped ideas and illogical ones. He wouldnt use that one.
<ArthurQ> you just dont like it

Quote 4746

<Myron> "Goblins don't got kings. You say the mayor? Where's he?"
<Lyle`^> "In the mayor's house.. Where most mayors be!"
<Lyle`^> ^bartender again bleh!
<Myron> "Yeah, okay. Where's that?"
<Lyle`^> "It's in the center of town, big white, can't miss it
<Lyle`^> gah!!! That was the bartender jesus!!!
<Myron> "Thanks pal."
<Amandis> That's his name?! :p
<Myron> (bartender Jesus!)

Quote 4747

<Myron> "Wait, master like as in master/slave?"
<Myron> "I just thought you were an apprentice or something."
* Amandis shakes his head
<Amandis> "He bought me from [insert some empire that has lots of slaves here]," shyly.
<Myron> "Oh. Then you probably weren't sorry to see him go, I guess."
* Amandis looks shocked. "No! He was my master! but .. he didn't free me. He said he would, soon, but the goblins killed him"
<Rick> "Well, what happens to his title over you when he dies?"
<Amandis> "He never told me."
<Amandis> "He didn't plan to die," defensively
* Rick chuckles
<Rick> "Interesting way to put it."

Quote 4748

<Myron> "So if you aren't free, who's your master now?"
<Amandis> "You?" hopefully to Myron :p
* Myron looks thoughtful
<Lyle`^> "Oh, I know, I'll buy you for 21 silver!"
<Myron> "I ain't selling my slave for no 21 silver."
* Myron preempts Lyle`^'s bid =P
* Amandis looks relieved
<Myron> "So what does this master thing mean? I gotta get you food, a place to sleep?"
<Lyle`^> "What!? He isn't yours yet!"
<Myron> "Sure he is."
<Lyle`^> "You can't just take him, you have to BUY him!"
<Myron> "Nah, I inherited him."

Quote 4749

<Myron> "He don't wanna be free. He's my slave. I'm happy, he's happy. Works out great."
<Lyle`^> "He's his own master now! I just freed him!"
<Myron> "You can't free my slave. That's against the law. I know it is."
<Rick> "He has a point. Used to be a lawman, m'self."
<Lyle`^> "Says who!? He was my slave first! I bought him!"
<Myron> "Who'd you buy him from? You didn't buy him, just bid. I rejected the bid. You're out of luck."
<Rick> "Well now, the problem is you haven't actually paid anyone for him."
* Lyle`^ gives amandis 21 silver "I did too! I bought him from himself!"
<Lyle`^> "Who says a slave can choose his own master anyway!?"

Quote 4750

<Lyle`^> "WHAT!? Myron should be the one paying you, not you paying him! That's not right!"
* Lyle`^ glares at Amandis "I freed you, and this is how you live your life!? Giving people money to tell you what to do!?"
* Amandis blinks, stunned, then backs away from Lyle slowly
<Myron> "Stop disturbing my servant."
<Lyle`^> "Your servant!? You don't get payed to have servants, you have to pay them, a dayly wage no doubt! This man's worth atleast 20 silver a day!"
<Lyle`^> Not the other way around *eyes amandis*
* Amandis backs away further from Lyle, moving closer to Myron. He's trembling slightly.
<Myron> "Oh, really. Then why did he just pay me?"

Quote 4751

* Disco_Hastur heads over to Adwyn and Tiff, making sure not to hit anyone with the spinning clown
<aslhk> Primer: "He's boring."
<Disco_Hastur> "[Hi Adwyn and Tiff! Are you having fun?]"
<Fern> (( that's an odd word for someone dressed in a clown suit with his head caught in a spider ))
<Disco_Hastur> "[I have a clown!]"

Quote 4752

<Holden> The door explodes inward in a shower of red-hot metal
<Holden> smoke billows inside, hits the air conditioner, and wins. Someone is standing in the smoking remains of your door - the landlord is gonna have kittens - with a very large grenade launcher held almostg casually in one hand. He looks around, satisfied. "See? Just the door this time. The rest of the pace is intact." to someone behind him.
<Holden> The man staggers back as the two knives hit him, looking rather shocked. "Augh! Damned....." A second voice calls out, crisply. "Delta accounting. Put your weapons down!"
* Biggs`^ puts his knives down and looks aorund "What the hell is going on!?"
<Holden> The first man says something about dead men walking around and puts the launcher down, yanking the knives out of his arm and chest. He looked peeved. Since he was also wearing no armour, he's gotto be on some really good drugs.
<Biggs`^> "Don't tell me Delta employs addicts into it's accounting department."
<Holden> The second man walks in, wearing a black business suit with edges creased sharply enough to classify as weapons. Tan, dark ahir, perfectly groomed. He gives the room a distateful look as he steps over some smoking parts of the door. "Hardly," cooly. The first man looks up.
<Holden> The second man snaps "Down," to him then looks at you. "Justify your expense claim. Now."

Quote 4753

<Holden> The door opens into the wall and reveals a small room containing a wooden (VERY costly, it' s real, not fake) desk, and 3 metal chairs in front of it. Behind it is a large, fat man in a rumpled suit. His eyes are grey and calculating. "Ah. Mr. Biggs. I;'m given to understand you caused a charming client's head to explode."
<Holden> He says it as if that sort of thing happens every day
<Biggs`^> "Well, technically, she made her own head explode, I just asked her a question."
<Holden> He nods. "It was recorded. We ran it through the net, and got nothing. But Traci was a natural. Gifted as well. I've never heard of them blowing their own heads off, however." He pauses, then looks at you.
* Biggs`^ looks back
<Biggs`^> "Do I look like the kind of guy who goes around blowing up heads?" as if that helps his case
<Holden> The fat man smiles. "Not without a gun, no."
* Biggs`^ attempts to hide his gun

Quote 4754

<337C4Bb4g3> Notice how the interaction between pattern and logrus created a whole universe
<337C4Bb4g3> multiverse, even
<337C4Bb4g3> if you will
<alshk> I will!
<337C4Bb4g3> Was that accidental?
<337C4Bb4g3> I mean, dworkin probably didn't plan it (not by himself, anyway)
<alshk> we could read the prequel and find out!
<Alcar> LOL alshk
<337C4Bb4g3> alshk: HELL no
<337C4Bb4g3> I like my theories better ;b

Quote 4755

<Alcar> So perhaps the serpent/unicorn - who/what they are - wanted it, for some reason....
<Alcar> maybe it was a change/grow or die thing they saw
<Alcar> Or just because they could :p
<alshk> maybe they are the same thing!
<Alcar> alshk - of course not! They're not the same *animal!*
<Alcar> Duh :p

Quote 4756

<Orgg> "You know how to use a sword?"
<AlcarDM> The kid gives Orgg a disbelieving look, then shakes his head vigourously. "Mom .... didn't w...... ant me t.......o. The Bar.......wanted me to, o..............nce. Said I cou.......ld cut m-my " frowns for a minute. "b.......ad word o.......ff."
<Orgg> (lol)
* Orgg laughs loudly
<AlcarDM> « he was a nice fellow, honest! »

Quote 4757

<AlcarDM> There's a lot of food left in the kitchen. Orgg's pillaging didn't do too much to it.
* Orgg just needs more practice
<AlcarDM> « at least this time you remembered it was pillage, then burn. Your dad would be proud. »

Quote 4758

<Ryu_FeatherFoot> if it wasn't so out of charicter and more radiks line i would say
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Better a baron who knows he is a fool then one who thinks him self a wize man"
<AlcarDM> lol
<AlcarDM> nice line :)

Quote 4759

<Orgg> breakfirst first, then bad news! Otherwise he may not get breakfast! Gotta think about these things when you're a barbarian =P
<AlcarDM> Orgg eats, then says "Your well is poisoned and everyone here is dying. Oh, oops." *drops dead*

Quote 4760

<AlcarDM> Lirk blinks a few times as well. "K........illed?" in a confused tone
* Ghenn looks at Theliar`^
<AlcarDM> Donna looks at the elf and kender "Are you stupid?!"
<Ghenn> "You're surely not going to do it!?"
<Theliar`^> "Well, you're supposed to invite nobles and stuff from other kingdoms, and have the naming in a pretty place, most likely a throneroom or some other place.. Some do it in a beutiful wood, that's how we elves do it.."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "No not killed, Radik will kep you safe.."
<Ghenn> "That's insane. Stop pretending it will work."
<Ghenn> "You're condemning the kid and these people to more hardship than they deserve."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "It will work, he just needs alot more support then rulers in the past.."
<Ghenn> "You're insane. Please stop before you make my head hurt."

Quote 4761

<Orgg> "We'll be out in the woods practicing. Let us know when you've figured it out." *To Ghenn*
<AlcarDM> Donna: "A ghost Baron might be better...."
<Ghenn> "Are you kidding? I don't even want this figured out anymore! I just want my damn cart so I can go loot the bloody place!"
<Theliar`^> "I thought Ryu said Radik wanted the kid to be Baron."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Greatest kender leader of all time was a pig... lead a hole village to a large stock pile of truffels, they where great when we roasted him in them a week later.."
<AlcarDM> Donna gives Ghenn a shocked look, rendered speechless
<Ghenn> "Don't look at me like that. You're actually agreeing to that kid being Baron. You want it, you got it. All you need is his title."

Quote 4762

<Orgg> Orgg is going to attempt to teach Lirk a useful social skill =P
<Orgg> He is going to teach him to stare at people like he *really* wants them dead, and is about to snap at any moment!
<Orgg> (he was going to do the whole intimidation lesson, but it's kind of hard when you can't walk around. Still, this should suffice =P)

Quote 4763

<AlcarDM> Hariet: "You .... bound yourself to a ghost? And Radik let....." She shakes her head. 'he must have been desperate."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Well.. It was easyer then continuing to play sharades with him.."
<AlcarDM> Hariet: "I see. Even so ..... you're bound to each other. Hmm. Never heard of a kender doing that. Probably lack of opportunity."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "You meen I'm not a god cus I heard his prair?"
<AlcarDM> There is a long silence, then Hariet looks at Ryu: "What?"

Quote 4764

<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "He said a pair.. well muttered it But I heard it.."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "And he said that the only person that Elauris would call lord would be well a god..."
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "and there sure wasn't any body else around, and I sure didn't feel the presence of a god..."
<AlcarDM> Hariet gives Ryu a wondering look. "So you're a god?" in a bemused tone of voice
* Ryu_FeatherFoot shrugs
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "If gods just pop into existance It would explain my memmory loss..."
<AlcarDM> Hariet looks at the kender for a long moment. "Well. I suppose that *is* one way to look at it."

Quote 4765

<Ryu_FeatherFoot> "Any who I had better get going, Papers to deliver and Barons to see to the thrown..."
* Ryu_FeatherFoot nods and heads out the door with a wave "Take care."
<AlcarDM> Hariet smiles. "I wonder what happened to the world the last the a kender said that...
<AlcarDM> She nods. "Good luck."

Quote 4766

<AlcarDM> Ghenn hears motion from the woods behind him.
<Ghenn> "Rather sure, yes."
* Ghenn hands them back, turning to look out of the corner of his eye
<AlcarDM> Ghenn sees the bushes part and a chicken comes running out towards him with a mean gleam in his eyes!
* Ghenn blinks
<AlcarDM> « was going to roll for it, but can't find killer chicken attack in the DMG list of random encounters. »
<Ryu_FeatherFoot> (LOL)
<AlcarDM> The chicken comes barelling towards Ghenn
* Ghenn proceeds to ignore the chicken, unless it becomes a nuisance

Quote 4767

<aslhk> I definitely didn't expect orgg to decide to teach a retarded kid to use a sword =P
<aslhk> but that was fun *laugh*
<AlcarDM> Yeah. It is.
* AlcarDM is amazed Orgg has the patience :)
<aslhk> he did animal training =P
<aslhk> besides, it was that or sit around listening to people debate about boring things =p

Quote 4768

<Warner> so whats been happenin here?
<Alcar> Not too much, far as I know. Just writing stuff for a game I might have time to run in the future right now, myself.
<Alcar> and being amused by continuity errors
* Alcar managed to have someone attend a lecture by a dead person by mistake
<Warner> your games are the only ones that I play that have more writen about them then I can find time to read.

Quote 4769

* ArthurQ thinks it would be cool to see a huge ass fire ball come down form the sky to smash into a villan
* Alcar thinks law suits by the city for damage to infrastructure are cool, too.

Quote 4770

* Keith` attacks Elana with the feather of tickling
<Alcar> no! that was the vorpal one, you fool!
* Alcar watch Keith brutally cut Elana-Silvereye to death
<Keith`> damn it why did you have it miss labled?
<Keith`> hoping Elana would take on Caltak with it!?
<Alcar> of course not!
* Alcar ponders vorpal clothing for D&D
<Alcar> fun new ways to suicide!
<Caltak> Fun trick to play on party Paladin: when he's not loooking, switch his shaving razor for a keen vorpal one! Its great fun!

Quote 4771

* Mukuru makes his way out of the permiter the police have set up and home, hopefully :)
* Mukuru hopes to catch this on the evening news :)
<Chaos`^> Ok, Durring the evening news there is a report of a sniper found on a roof after shooting six people and killing five, They state that a young woman is the only survivor. The Sniper was found with several hundred broken bones, including many places in his spine, the doctors have put him in critical condition and do not know if he will live. The man was yelling that he saw a demon as he was being loaded in the ambulance.
* Mukuru frowns, hoping the man does live. "Too much of a hurry. Pesky human emotions."
* Mukuru takes note of the womans name and if they know anything about her
<Chaos`^> They don't mention her name, but they say that she was a student at the local college.
<Chaos`^> The weather report states that it will be sunny for the next week.
* Mukuru packs up his stuff, changes, and puts his clothing into a garbage bag to throw in a dumpster. *scowls at the weather report* "Some rain might calm them down..." then shakes his head for being silly .. he's already done his good deed for the year.

Quote 4772

<Pthortulath`Sheb`Sabbot> "I know I'm going to like the blood of whoever interrupted me... who has summoned me thus!?"
<Mukuru> "It's the soul bit, I think. The whole gain the world and lose your soul. Depressing, really."
<Julee`^> She looks around suprised
<Julee`^> "Who was that!?"
* Mukuru looks at Pthortulath`Sheb`Sabbot, distinctly unimpressed, but secretly surprised it worked. .oO(And to think, I thught the klatu verata thing was just from a movie)
* Pthortulath`Sheb`Sabbot appears above the book in a grand puff of smoke, accompanied by the screams of the damned
* Julee`^ falls to the ground and pushes herself to a wall "What the hell!?"
<Mukuru> "Do you like getting rained on by sprinkler systems?" to Pthortulath`Sheb`Sabbot

Quote 4773

* Pthortulath`Sheb`Sabbot stands at least 10 feet tall, which pisses him off, because he is having to slouch over. Spiked chains are draped over his body, bleeding from the metal and twisted around souls damned for all eternity. Fiery blood-armor oozes and molds around his body, as his large, chitinous, insect-like apendages throb hither and thus
* Pthortulath`Sheb`Sabbot gives both Mukuru and Julee a look
* Mukuru applauds

Quote 4774

<ArthurQ> Alcar
<ArthurQ> I saw Xmen 2 and had inspiration for son of void
* Alcar blinks
<Alcar> Uhm, phoenix? :p
<ArthurQ> no

Quote 4775

<Julee`^> The clear sky becomes overcast
<Julee`^> You'll have to roll to actually make it rain, as it's a bit of a drought this year
* Mukuru lets the were deal with the demons for now - she has to have some use, after all - and continues his strm until he can call a decent bolt of lighting :p
<Mukuru> d100 - Like it'll happen :p
<Sparkie> Mukuru d100: 63 - Like it'll happen :p
<Julee`^> 1d100 not on my watch
<Sparkie> Julee`^ 1d100: 64 not on my watch

Quote 4776

* Mukuru tries again, a bit surprised he failed :p
<Mukuru> d100 :p
<Sparkie> Mukuru d100: 47 :p
<Mukuru> « sparkie - be nice? Once? »
<Julee`^> 1d100 like I said.. Not on my watch!
<Sparkie> Julee`^ 1d100: 74 like I said.. Not on my watch!
<Julee`^> (( lol switched ))

Quote 4777

* Yuki-Takuri 's expression turns grom and her sword glints as a small gale comes out of nowhere and an almost spectral whirlwind begins to form around her and the demon
* Yuki-Takuri seems to strain against the wind, and then looks as if she is ripped from her footing by it and whirls around the demon along with the wind current slashing wildly from all anngles at once it semms
* Yuki-Takuri screams "Kaze Katana Shigeku Yo!"
<Julee`^> (( Why do they alwayse scream the name of their attack? why not "Die and burn muther fucker!" or something like that? ))
<Mukuru> « I think it's a licencing issue »
<Julee`^> The demon's blood fills the air and makes a cloud of red sorounding you.. the wind unaturally created inside the room shakes the walls; you have little time to escape the room
<Yuki-Takuri> ((Ya know its just all those ninja attacks looking so much the same, or just the ninjas looking the same so then you get acused of using someone else's technique or trying to imitate another ninja and then they sick the Japanese Lawyers on you and all that, very frustrating thing to go through just cause you didnt want to say the attack's name ^_^))

Quote 4778

<Elana-Silvereye> I should try to compete with your game and steal all your players =P
<Gemm> Yes that may work. Seeing as how he already has a hard enough time keeping his current ones due to other things.
<Alcar[writing]> lol! That would be funny ... get two people who hate each other to DM at the same time in a fight for players .. would be wesome just to watch :)
<Gemm> Its like a game in and of itself.
<Alcar[writing]> yeah. Potential players could play each Gm off against the other and find out who would give them the best "deal"
<Elana-Silvereye> I had a game once where another DM and I had our two groups of player meet up in our games and then they fought ^_^ and like each DM was cheering for their player group ^_^

Quote 4779

* Elana-Silvereye has a D&D idea she wants to try out
<Elana-Silvereye> D&D Pokemon!
<Elana-Silvereye> ^_^
<Gemm> Why not just do D&D X-Men while your at it then Elana?
<Elana-Silvereye> The monsters each player kills get stored in their "Stable" and PCs can challenge eachother to Monster duels with the monsters they have aquired ^_^
<Alcar[writing]> oh, eww!
<Elana-Silvereye> scrolls of monster capture would be needed to aquire monsters, and some spots in the game would require players to have monster duels against enemies ^u^
<Elana-Silvereye> dont like the idea? =P
* Alcar[writing] would kill another player and get them and their stable!
<Elana-Silvereye> doesnt work that way =P

Quote 4780

<Alcar[writing]> actually, it would be an interesting variant on areana games, at least.
<Elana-Silvereye> I could just have it be a one player Dungeoncrawl for everyone!
<Elana-Silvereye> and players could challenge eachother with their monsters they have aquired!
<Elana-Silvereye> but like no two players would be playing in the dungeon at any one time ^_^
<Elana-Silvereye> or in "a" dungeon
<Elana-Silvereye> and I'll use random dungeons ^_^
<Elana-Silvereye> "MonsterMon"

Quote 4781

<Alcar[writing]> hrm, I just had a horrible parallel idea of D&D power rangers with dragons as the zords (or whatever they were called). "Blue dragon [something something] power!"
* Elana-Silvereye hits Alcar
* Alcar[writing] isn't sure what all the dragons would combine into tho :P
<Elana-Silvereye> Tiamat?
<Gemm> a Tarrasque!
<Elana-Silvereye> naw, Tiamat makes more sense
* Elana-Silvereye cant beleive we are discussig this
<Gemm> -You- started it.
<Elana-Silvereye> whatever!

Quote 4782

<Alcar[writing]> D&D x-men, otoh, would be very easy :p
<Alcar[writing]> mostly, Sort of.
<Elana-Silvereye> who would want to play that though? =P
<Alcar[writing]> half-displacer beast pc = nightcrawler....
<Alcar[writing]> were thingy = wolverine.
<Alcar[writing]> half-beholder = cyclops
<Alcar[writing]> Bstard illithid love child = jean grey
<Elana-Silvereye> you all sound like people conspiring to make bad Warcraft III RPG maps >_<
<Alcar[writing]> stoneskin at will = colossus.
<Alcar[writing]> Hrm.... what else.....
<Elana-Silvereye> STOP IT!
<Elana-Silvereye> >_<

Quote 4783

<Alcar[writing]> keep it in D&D times for added effect. Hmm., Conan age'd be better....
<Elana-Silvereye> ¬_¬
* Elana-Silvereye wouldnt want to play it
* kentari has joined #game1
<Alcar[writing]> kentari - would you be up for playing a D&D game set in the middle ages with the PCs as the xmen?
<kentari> Hell yea
<kentari> :P If it was high level.
<Alcar[writing]> woo hoo! That's one :p
* Alcar[writing] points at Elana and laughs

Quote 4784

<kentari> I want rules to exist. And I want to break them.

Quote 4785

* Ryu-Featherfoot does a bit of a round about while yelling back at Ghenn that he can't ketch anybody (taunt)
<Ghenn> "Of course I can't, ya bloody fruit! I'm a dwarf! My legs are like unto stumps!"

Quote 4786

<Ghenn> "Now, just out of pure curiousity, why did you steal those papers?"
<AlcarDM> « "And 'because I'm kender' isn't accepted in any court of law!" »
<Ryu-Featherfoot> "You where just waving them around there in the open, going and doing that well anybody could become the baron by just steeling them so I thought I would put them some place safe"
<Ghenn> "I really don't think anyone was going to steal them from me. Honestly, the only person who even had a chance was you. That doesn't exactly make you sound like a paragon of virtue, you know."

Quote 4787

<Ghenn> oh lord! i forgot to buy my point of Knowledge (OOC)!

Quote 4788

<AlcarDM> The moment you say that you have images of boats and men, and swords ... you see Lirk, somewhere, sword in hand, dying on some boat.... and men in dark armour aslhkround him, dead, or dying...
<AlcarDM> then it's gone
<Theliar`^> aslhk kills lirk?
<AlcarDM> no, he dies, somwhere, fighting men on boats
<Theliar`^> yeah men in dark armour aslhk round him... so aslhk died or killed him?
<AlcarDM> aslhk has noithing to do with it.
<Theliar`^> then why did you say aslhk did!?
<Theliar`^> =p
<AlcarDM> oops. was around
* AlcarDM hit the tab by mistake :p
<Theliar`^> LoL
<Theliar`^> took you long enough =p

Quote 4789

<kentari> <Shadowcat> "I walk towards the door."
<kawaiiwolf> so help me kawaiiwolf
<kentari> <DM> You walk through the door.
<kawaiiwolf> so help me kentari
<kentari> :D There ya go
<kawaiiwolf> ~_~ it doesn't just work like that
<kentari> >P It should.
<kentari> <Magneto> I attempt to stop the arrow flying towards me.
<kawaiiwolf> yeah and my bank account should have a few more zero's at the end but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen either
<kentari> <DM> It stops.
<kentari> :P This is a f-ing RPG kawaii
<kentari> Its about shaking off the shackles of common sense
<kentari> About exploring a world where the only limits are the ones you accept

Quote 4790

<kawaiiwolf> savage specie's sytem is awful, they basically say, "add one to the LA for every possible thing you can think of, then acid test until you've got something usable"
<ArthurQ> no its not like that
<ArthurQ> jeez.
<ArthurQ> It gives you values for specific things you add.
<Elana-Silvereye> yeah, I was all excited about that book and then I read it and laughed
<ArthurQ> and yes, you do have to acid test......
<ArthurQ> how can you just cobble something together without comparing it to existing things first/
<Alcar> Why not base test?
<ArthurQ> that is the base test
<Alcar> but acids aren't bases.....
* Alcar grins

Quote 4791

<Alcar> and, in true cliche tradtion, you won't have a hope in hell against them for a while. Can only be hurt by magic or magical weapons.
<aslhk> lol
<aslhk> that's cool!
<aslhk> hrm
<aslhk> you know, this is very strange =P
<Alcar> which?
<aslhk> I never thought I'd be treating cliches as clever ideas =P
<aslhk> but here I am doing it!

Quote 4792

<Chaos`^> Yeah, I'm seeing her, dressed in spandex and stuff jumping from bluilding to building in a spiderman fassion or uhmm... what's her name? crow or something where she just runs across roof tops and jumps off of the empire state building and stuff and lands without a scratch?
<Chaos`^> what would that power be?
<Alcar> super jumping?
<Chaos`^> i guess
<Chaos`^> but the landing after falling from what would normall crush a tank?
* Alcar shrugs. Jumping generally takes landing into account
<Adwyn> A jumping power that didn;'t would be an interesting form of suicide tho :)
<Adwyn> " I can ju - " *splat*

Quote 4793

<aslhk> The moment Freud's Personality gets the ability to manipulate shadow, the nightmares start turning weird. The psychedelic magic seems to be accounting for the major portion of his personality (you can tell from the maniacal laughter), but Freud is Freud.
* Adwyn blinks, looking a bit worried. "I think I over did the psychedelic part." *looks at the nightmares*
<aslhk> most of the nightmares are replaced with a sexual organ of some type, though some of them Adwyn doesn't recognize.
* Adwyn stares, then says slowly "Well, I don't know about them, but that managed to scare me....." refusing to look at Tiff and feeling a blush creeping up his face. "Maybe we should go now?"
<aslhk> Adwyn and Tiff travel through the Phallic Phorest.
<aslhk> Tiff's laughter is almost as loud as Freud's.
<aslhk> At least the colouring is pretty, though!

Quote 4794

<Cain`^> super hero names alcar, I need one!
<Cain`^> comet sounds like a riendeer
<Adwyn> dasher!
<Adwyn> The Dancer!
<Adwyn> Meteor Maid! Very DC Comics.
<Cain`^> eww
<Cain`^> falling rocks.. sky.. lava.. hmm...
<Adwyn> lava lamp is out ;p
<Cain`^> nono..
<Cain`^> seriously? somebody used lava lamp?
<Adwyn> Yeah. Bali.

Quote 4795

<Fern> "Let's go see how Vorrel's getting along with Timmy!"
<Hastur> "It's weird! It might be dangerous!"
<Hastur> "It's like it's its own shadow!"
<Hastur> (( I liek that sentence ))
<Hastur> "Ok!"
<Renard> ((that almost hurt to read :))
<Hastur> (( ;) ))

Quote 4796

<aslhk> Gerard: "He seems to rebound pretty quickly." He removes Timmy's hand again.
<aslhk> Gerard: "How does he pick his nose while unconscious?"
<aslhk> Gerards seems genuinely stumped.
<aslhk> Gerard: "Oh, he wouldn't be educated here. Amber is no place for a child!"
<aslhk> Gerard laughs heartily at the idea.
<Fern> "Yes... such a noble, indominable spirit." *eyes mist over*

Quote 4797

<aslhk> Tiff: "Well, how did they stop the first Freud?"
<Adwyn> 'I think he died of old age."
<aslhk> Tiff: "Well, that's no good..."
<aslhk> Gos returns, out of breath.
<Adwyn> "Wait, morphine.. or some drug. .... I think it was suicide or something."
<aslhk> The spread of the black and white has subsided somewhat
<aslhk> "That BASTARD! That utter PRICK!" He looks embarrassed at the "prick" part, considering the circumstances.
<Adwyn> "But thaqt was by choice, I think..." looks at Gos. "What?"
<aslhk> Gos: "That bastard is analyzing my new novel!"
<aslhk> Tiff raises an eyebrow at Adwyn, looking for an explanation.
* Adwyn stares at Gos. "Oh." then "oh" then gigglies ,and puts his hands over his mouth, shaking. After a few moments, he recovers and looks at Gos "I assume your next novel will be about celibate amoeba?"
* Adwyn looks at Tiff "Gos write romances."
<aslhk> Gos: "Celibate amoeba..." thoughtfully.

Quote 4798

<aslhk> Tiff: "I found a shadow close by where everything is already like those nightmares were when Freud got through with them.
<aslhk> Tiff: "You think that'll do?"
<Adwyn> "I hope so."
<aslhk> Tiff nods seriously
<Adwyn> "I'd like to be able to actually dismantle it entirely, though. One freud anywhere is one too many."

Quote 4799

* Hastur goes wandering off through shadow, looking for Adwyn
<aslhk> Hastur knows he's getting closer when he sees the Phallic Phorest.
<aslhk> =P
<Adwyn> « pleads the 1st. and the 5th.... »
<Renard> ((lol))

Quote 4800

<aslhk> Freud and Hastur are both present, freud a giant head in the sky laughing his maniacal laugh
<aslhk> He has armed (literally) the penises in the forest, and they are all marching towards Adwyn menacingly, bearing crosses.
<Hastur> "Hi, Giant Floating Head!"
<Hastur> "Hi, Penises!"
* Adwyn stares at them
<aslhk> Freud: "Hah. Hah. Head. ORAL FIXATION!"
<aslhk> So does Tiff.
<aslhk> Freud doesn't seem to be getting any more stable.
* Adwyn looks up at Freud, then says "Freud? Oral fixate this!" and unleashes the disruption spell shaped like Frued's mother at the construct
<aslhk> Freud: "Mother... mother! ORAL FIXATION! OEDIPUS! ELEKTRA! THE GREEEEEEEEKS WEEEEEERE RIGHT!" And he explodes.
* Hastur claps