Quotes 4501 to 4600

Quote 4501

<Silvran> (<( wake us up with some interesting way. )>)
<Greg`> You all awaken refreshed, full and alert. No one has tried to kill yuo and aside from some odd dreams induced by too much twinkies having to do with .. in Andy's case ... a dream about a big, big ball of yarm .. and the yarn was really intestines . .and he had to eat and eat eat ...
<Greg`> Silvran's is just a weird dream of him directing a holomovie involving foxes, an underwater ballet team, vampire horses and the movie psycho. Well, maybe not, but it was a weird dream
<Andrew`-> (( I like mine better! :p ))
<Silvran> (<( whoa, you just described my normal dreams :) )>)

Quote 4502

<Greg`> you hear a female voice on the other side "anyone in there?"
<Greg`> it might be a government agent in disguise, but it does sound a lot like a young girl
<Greg`> Then again, Red Riding Hood was a young girl and look what happened to that poor, defenceless wolf arguing for his right to cross dress
<Andrew`-> rofl
* Greg` suspects my mind is reaching that hubris weird session point, just to warn you :)

Quote 4503

<Greg`> Gwen pulls the door off, feeling .. odd ..strangely good and energized for some weird reason she can't explain, to see 4 men in a room full of twinkie wrappers.
<Greg`> And no, this is not a sexual image. I'm not sure how it could be construed as one, but you never know.

Quote 4504

* Silvran is a young man of average size, about 5'7", sexy build (don't make me show you sexy). His hands have a slight glow to them, as do his eyes. He is wearing an outfit that is silver in color, but currently has pockets full of twinkies.
<Andrew`-> (( show me da sexy! ))
* Jayleena ((Wants ta see the Sexy!))
<Jayleena> (( is it.. Too Sexy!?))
<Andrew`-> (( NO! TOO SEXY! ))
<Silvran> (<( You want to see sexy? )>)
<Jayleena> (( Don Do it! is too Sexy!!))
<Silvran> ((http://www.freegaypix.com/pix/nonnude3/nonude309.jpg))
<Andrew`-> (( I was.. um... joking... an' stuff. ))

Quote 4505

<Silvran> "Broke?"
<Silvran> "You tore it off!"
<Silvran> "Right sweetie?"

Quote 4506

* Silvran throws a box at Gwen
* Gwen ducks
<Gwen> "Aieeeee!!!"
* Gwen gets back up and thrusts her arms downward
<Gwen> "What'd you do that for!?"
<Silvran> "Just seeing what you are good at. Try punching that wall."
* Andrew`- yells back. "Hey, play nice, all of you! Now let's go."
<Gwen> "Whatta you mean punch the wall!?"
* Greg` shakes his head, then says :"Which way? ... I don't remember the .... trip, much...." *shakes his head*
<Gwen> "You guys are a freakshow and on toppa that yer all mean!"
* Gwen pouts
<Andrew`-> "Well... I'm not mean, I just want to go..."
<Silvran> "You ripped a door off its housing and you call US the freakshow?"
<Gwen> "Grrrr I TOLD you I slid it open!!"
* Gwen growls a bit
<Greg`> <Clay> 's absent playuer gets a horrified look on his face and whispers "No, I don't want to have to play the rational pc again! not like Danric! Or Drake!"
<Andrew`-> (( yeah, Bali's funny like that. ))
<Andrew`-> (( no matter how hard he tries, his character ends up the most rational. He just cant compete with our insanity :) ))

Quote 4507

<Gwen> "I dont even have any pants on!"
* Silvran stops dead in his tracks
<Andrew`-> "Well... you have panties at least, anyway."
<Andrew`-> (( what, did no one else notice that? ))
<Silvran> (<( can my super-clothes make more super clothes/ )>)
<Andrew`-> (( only if you rub them up against another pair :P ))
<Greg`> "Uhm, clothing. That could be good....." *frowns* "We could cut a sleeping bag up?"
<Andrew`-> "...but there were corpses in those."
<Greg`> "We brushed them out."

Quote 4508

<aslhk> but a For Use In A Game Idea:
<aslhk> Creator God is Embarrassed About Some Object PC Refers To:
<aslhk> "Well, what about lightbulbs?" (referring to some situation)
<aslhk> Creator God Bursts Out, "Fine! I admit it! The Lightbulbs came out funny looking! I *never* get those things right! Why do you guy always have to rub it in!?"
<aslhk> Creator God looks embarrassed, bursts into tears, and disappears
* Alcar grins. "Yes, we have summoned you here, oh Deity, for the answer to our question ... " God: "I don't give otu the meaning of life one." PC: "Huh? No. I was wondering - Coke or Pepsi?" God: "...."
<Regulis7> Well, imagine this.........The second coming is actually an alien food harvest, what better way to lead the cattle to slaughter? They willingly go with open arms!

Quote 4509

* aslhk envisions this God taking his Creation Test
<Alcar> Turing test :p
<aslhk> the lightbulb is the most important part of all Creations
<Alcar> "Are you really an intellient god?"
<aslhk> so he fails and has to try again =P
<337C4Bb4g3> or cheat ;b

Quote 4510

<Chaos`^> damn alcar, that's priceless, but it's too big to put in the topic ;)
<Chaos`^> <Alcar> So far Alex is after, well, Bali's pc. Bali's pc might want Than dead. Yuki likely wants bali's pc dead too. Err, caltak's as well likely. And caltak probably wants bali's pc
<Chaos`^> everyone wants everyone else dead =p
<Chaos`^> I think Than, the only one that I thought would try to kill everyone, isn't in the circle on the kill side
<Alcar> Pretty much standard campaign it seems :p Tho I am exagerating .. most of the pcs would likely make nice, especially since most of the threats are against Balis pc and, well, none of the others can kill him far as I know :)

Quote 4511

<Alcar> telekinesis is fun that way :)
<Caltak> indeed.
<Caltak> espeically the kind that just works on its own, lucky schmuck.
* Alcar thought it was funnier that way.
* Caltak wonders just how much force it could stop >:3
<Alcar> Hmm, not sure. I just winged it :)
<Caltak> And with the death of Bali's PC, the looming threat of the universe coming to a grinding halt is no more :P
<Caltak> er, disregard that, just imagining :P

Quote 4512

<Alcar> Pregnant mom enters battle, lightning bolt fries her to ash "YOU WERE WARNED"
<Alcar> A few moments later, a rather pissed off ghost screams "We don't have pregnancy tests you stupid ---"
<Chaos`^> she forgives them for not entering battle, but she never says 'don't'
<Alcar> Aww :p

Quote 4513

<LadyIslay> what lives underground and tunels
<LadyIslay> and is generally..
<LadyIslay> semi intellegent
<aslhk> why else would they always be in the dungeons?
<Warner> coal miners?
<aslhk> dwarves? heh
<aslhk> and the underdark folk
<LadyIslay> but evil
<LadyIslay> and easy to kill
<Alcar> they're not evil! Having played an elf goblin, I can attest that they're just misunderstood.
<Alcar> People always have this irrational bias for hating things that look at them like food.

Quote 4514

<Alcar> ah, umberhulk
<LadyIslay> I'll be those are too hard to kill ;)
* aslhk nods
<LadyIslay> for a level 1 party of four
<Alcar> Bosses are hard to kill. It's how they survive in the real world of dungeon management. "Screw the 5 year plan. I say We HOSTILE TAKEOVER them dwarves! Then THEY'LL be in the red! Blood Red!"
<aslhk> lol Alcar
<aslhk> you should do a pamphlet =p
<aslhk> I can see dungeon consulting becoming a viable job in a d&d world
<Warner> hehe dungeon consulting "No no no, you can't put the undergound river there, it throws off the whole map symitry we were going for"
<aslhk> "The negative energies on that snake pit will ruin us! Whoever made this obviously didn't study feng shui! Fire him!" =P

Quote 4515

<Warner> I still say if you want semi inteligent underground denizens you can't go wrong with coal miners :)

Quote 4516

* Alcar grins. I remember our old conversation on dungeons. ... would be fun. "No, you have to have an exit up to the town there, so the pcs mother's can be showing the orcs baby pictures of them when they round the corner for the final battle."
<Warner> Never leave the lid up on your pit to hell. all your kie energy will be sucked down it. very unlucky
<Warner> ((seriously I've read feng shui wants to keep the lid down on the toilet :)
<Alcar> Otherwise, feng shui becomes p u?

Quote 4517

<Alcar> Actually, a feng shui npc with a party could be cool. "No, no, no! We can't have trap here! The door is facing north, it's all wrong! We'll need to move it." "The trap?" "No, the door."
<aslhk> i've always wanted to play the d00d who gets contracted to set up all of the traps in a dungeon
<Alcar> Dungeon Designer: "Well,m see, Mr. Mad King, you want a falling ceiling. That's well and good. But how to you plan to not trigger it when evading a coup?"
<Alcar> Dungeon Designer: "Stop making demands on me! I only have the adobe spellshop 3 here! It's not the best set of scrolls!"
<aslhk> "Falling ceilings are so impractical! Do you know how hard it is to put them back on after they've been sprung?"
<Alcar> lol! I could see one with a faulty spring... "You hear a crash, a sproing! sound, another crash,a sproing! ... as you round the corner you see a ceiling falling hitting the ground, bouncing back up and falling again.

Quote 4518

<Warner> Naw, what you do is start a trap mail order service and make the kings men install it one site. You could sell: The Trespaser Hotel, PC's check in but they don't check out. :)
<Alcar> "Ok, you enter your room. Sad. You forgot to check for traps." Ok, the floor gives way.." Thief: "I was entering the room of the inn! Why would I check for traps?" "Well, you won't *now*, that's for sure .... let's see .. darts and spikes.."

Quote 4519

<Alcar> aslhk - Yeah, but if a ruler was evil enough they might be tempted to let them get "found" in order to end his corrupt reign. Especially if he owes them money.
<aslhk> Alcar: well, if he doesn't pay then it would be a breech of contract, and they'd be under no obligation to keep his trap layout private
<Alcar> True :) but even if he did pay them .. an evil enougn ruler might tick them off and they'd want him dead too. If I was that sort of ruler (and what other one would be fun?) I'd have 'em killed in the interest of my sleeping at night.
<aslhk> Alcar: *laugh* but who would maintain the traps? Who would reset them when someone set them off?
<aslhk> someone has to know about them, or they'd only last through one attempt, and eventually he'd get killed
<Alcar> my trusted vizier who stole the plans from the trap setters before I killed them all of course!

Quote 4520

* aslhk thinks a crazed trap-setter would be fun to play
<Alcar> An old man runs at the pcs "No! No! Don't step there! the floor will collapse! Do you know how long that takes to reset?!"
* aslhk envisions the crazed-trap setter setting up sleeping mats that capture the people who sleep in them and trying them out on the rest of the party
<aslhk> "Hey, it worked!"
<Warner> fly paper sleeping mats :)

Quote 4521

<Warner> Anyway you can't have a trap that no one knows about. its rather pointless. if no one knows how to bipass it no one can go past it. it would be cheaper to just build a wall

Quote 4522

<Alcar> hehe. Bathe pcs in some otyugh attractant perfume
<Alcar> or dragon attractant. Sell it as repellent for added fun.
<Warner> yeah something that makes em horny :)
<aslhk> that's just sick > =P
<aslhk> but would make a good trap!
<aslhk> or "repellent"
<Warner> "Oh palidin" "I'm not that kind of guy!"
<Alcar> Something green and white begins to come out of that hole you just relieved yourself in. in common, it says "Do I make you horny baby? Do I?"

Quote 4523

<Alcar> Actually, aliens would be a fun fantasy world cliche too .... "The mechanical dragon is dead. The stranger tells you he needs to build a new one to get home." "I ask him how far away it is." "He tells you that it would take longer to reach than the lifetime of the elves." "Wow, an elf?" "No, the species. "Woah. I always knew the world was big..."

Quote 4524

<Alcar> chaos - I want to know how the dragons KNOW it's a virgin :p
<Warner> he checks er virgins union card ;)
<aslhk> Alcar: virgins taste better
<ArtQ-Sleeping> He splits her legs and sniffs her
<ArtQ-Sleeping> or sticks his horn up there to double check
<aslhk> if it's an inferior meal, he knows it's not a virgin!
<Warner> gives her a VD test :)

Quote 4525

<Alcar> ArtQ - who said it has to be a her? I think there'd be more virgin men than woman in a d&d setting
<ArtQ-Sleeping> because, males are the ruling sex
<aslhk> what does that matter to a dragon?
<ArtQ-Sleeping> in a fantasy cliche you never see a male sacrifice
<ArtQ-Sleeping> unless its a harem of really hot lesbian witches
* Alcar laughs. I just had this fun image of the villagers runing out of virgins and tying up the cellibate village cleric :p

Quote 4526

<Warner> unicorns try to have sex with the virgins? thats a new one on me
<Warner> I knew the horn was a phalic symbol but sheesh
<ArtQ-Sleeping> what do you think the horn is for!
<Alcar> Warner - depends ... elves and all that...
<Tech-Sensei> well of course the unicorns are horny
<Alcar> aslhk - Hmm .... *thinks* Fosters spellsinger series?
<Warner> following virgin guys around and ruining their rep :)
<Warner> "Oh yeah I've been around. I went out with suzzy. She gives the best..." Whinny! "..get out here you stupid horned pony"

Quote 4527

* Alcar always wanted to make a unicorn fall in love with a pc and make it it's life goal to prevent the pcs from not being a virgin. PC: "No! We're on the 35th floor! how'd it climb the stairs?" *sobs*

Quote 4528

<Warner> my absolute faverite spell is "Corning Dramatic Spooky Weather" raises you're power level when casting evil or necromantic spells. but has the unfortunate side effect of atracting heros and mobs with burning torches.

Quote 4529

<ArtQ-Sleeping> Leomunds Fantasic Mansion
<ArtQ-Sleeping> aka: Whore House on the Go
<ArtQ-Sleeping> Dude serioulsy

Quote 4530

<ArtQ-Sleeping> Imagine a Pimp with a magic ring
<ArtQ-Sleeping> That opened a door into Leomunds Fantasic Mansion
<ArtQ-Sleeping> One that was permanent
<ArtQ-Sleeping> all he does is touch any door
<ArtQ-Sleeping> and it opens into the portable whore house
<Alcar> ArtQ-Sleeping - Wizards can't be pimps. There's something about spending years in musty libraries learning magic that makes getting laid psychologically impossible :p
<Tech-Sensei> wizards do have sex
<Tech-Sensei> that's what summon monster is for
<ArtQ-Sleeping> no no
<ArtQ-Sleeping> Mount!
<Tech-Sensei> mount doesn't actually produce something you could boink

Quote 4531

<Cal> hmm a game where the PCs are mages familars
* Alcar has offered that to players, but no ones played one yet. I've always wanted a human pc with a cat, the human as the familiar.
<Alcar> would be cool for the rp. "Cast something!" "I can't!" "But you're a wizard!" "No, I'm the familiar. *Pulls a toad out of his pocket.* Do you speak toad?"
<Warner> can I be an infectious bacteria?
<aslhk> no, you're supposed to be playing the familiar, not the mage! =P

Quote 4532

* Galin strides foreward 10', holding his holy symbol and chanting.
<Galin> "May the wisdom of gond guide and protect!"
<Reykemias> "Bah, you always were too caught up in your religion."
* Galin holds up the pistol
<Galin> "Shove this up your ass."

Quote 4533

<SaMnMaX> my gods are small and weak, and they argue too much to work together
<Cal> gee sounds like ever D&D group I'm with

Quote 4534

* Temera looks into the room
<Jester`^> Jester is looking at you with wanting eyes, nothing has changed inside
* Temera sighs. At least he's leavign the corpses alone

Quote 4535

<Chaos`^> I'm about to play yol_tura in Iota's game >=)
<Caltak> what!
<Alcar> lol! WIsh I had time to play garon :)
<Caltak> You bastard!!!
<Caltak> you dirty triatorous bastard Chaos
<Caltak> thats the worst thing you could possible do as it means I cant play unless I play you-know-who and ic ant b/c Alcar cant play, and all in all it makes you a bastard. :p

Quote 4536

<Alcar> Dwarves are easy to do, ditto with humans etc. It's the trolls that would be almost impossible to make fit both d20 and TP's idea of trolls .. I mean, they're basically walking rock almost impossible to hurt (except with another troll) and have a variable int score
<SaMnMaX> i know that too, i dont think they should be allowed, a troll in the hands of a smart person is a nasty weapon
<Alcar> trolls aren't smart, so it wouldn't happen :p
<SaMnMaX> put a block of ice on their head, and their fuckin einstien
<Sin{Away}> if they were male I think that would count as both sodomy and necrophilia
<Alcar> Yeah, but who would walk around with ice on their head? They'd get laughed at. Then they'd hurt people. Then Vetinari would have to suggest they remove the ice.
<Alcar> Sin - huh?
<Sin{Away}> <SaMnMaX> put a block of ice on their head, and their fuckin einstien
<Sin{Away}> Einstein is dead
<Sin{Away}> It's late, I'm going to bed now :)

Quote 4537

<Marcus_Fenway> Would Kermit the Frog be Bilbo, and Big Bird be Smaug... Cookie Monster could be the Creature Golem.
<Sintaqx> seasame Street d20.
<Marcus_Fenway> Who would be Gandalf the Grey ?
<Marcus_Fenway> Bert ?
<Sintaqx> Elmo?
<Keith`> he is the human guest
<Alcar> big bird after picking up a smoking habit.
<Alcar> 'Grey? Oh, that's just my lungs."
<Marcus_Fenway> "Todays Session is brought to you by the number 5"

Quote 4538

<Alcar> "ANd the last session will be brought to you by the d20? Can we say 1! One critical failure! 1! HAHAHAHA!"
<Marcus_Fenway> "Todays Session is brought to you by the letter 'Bong', and the number '5' as in, thats how many joints I smoked today."
<Sintaqx> G is for Goblin. 5 Greasy Goblins Gloat as they Gut you..
<Marcus_Fenway> "Today kids, The Wizards Vincent is going to show us what happens when you mix Acids and Bases when you roll a 1 on your Alchemy check"

Quote 4539

<Sintaqx> Well, You could also have Southpark d20. :)
<Alcar> "666 votes for bu ... " payuse. "B stands for Bribes and Blackmail," in a singsong* then: "We now return to our secheduled counting. "999. 999 votes for bush."
<Chaos`^> Oh my god! kenny rolled a 1!
<Chaos`^> you bastard!
<Alcar> "Oh, my god, it killed kenny!" "Dude, it's a Tarrasque! It's going to kill us too!"
<Sintaqx> "I wanna taste it's succulant tail..."
<Sintaqx> "Come on, just one bite..."
<Alcar> "But look at what Satan is doing with it's tail..."

Quote 4540

<Alcar> Actually, south part d20 could be amusing - if you make sure all munchins play kenny. "But I have a dex of 342!" "It doesn't matter, you stip trip and fall."
<Sintaqx> Gotta makes sure to give Cartman a bite attack and the Gluttony feat
<Sadisticality> Chef, "Hi children, hows it going?" children, "Bad." Chef, "Why bad?" children, "Because we just found out that when you die you come back as a clone of Michal Jackson."
<Marcus_Fenway> Cartman is Profissient with all small arms ordinance

Quote 4541

<TheDice> Temera (1d20+6): 16(10)
<Jester`^> is that a search check?
<Jester`^> you can't do that till I tell you cause it screws me up, cause I haven't chosen a DC, but as I think about it, a 20 would be fair cause you have to search like some hundred thousand sq. feet to find what you're looking for if you're not being specific.. like you know.. the divination sectoin fo the library =p
* Temera whacks Jester :P
<Jester`^> Seriously, I figured you'd look in the classrooms and everything, is that not what you're doing?
<Temera> only places with high concentrations of scrolls and/or books
<Jester`^> Can I get your Cha. Sheet plz so I know what I'm dealing with here
<Temera> no ;)
<Jester`^> that complicates things then doesn't it =p

Quote 4542

<aslhk> I think in any of your games with the standard players there's about a five percent chance per session of the end of the world being brough about by something a pc does
<aslhk> =P
<Alcar> lol
<Alcar> not that high, I hope :P
<Alcar> It's mostly a cummulative thing :)
<aslhk> hrm, no I think it's about five percent!
<aslhk> how many of your games have lasted more than twenty sessions? =P

Quote 4543

<aslhk> but indeed, eventually one of the abrasives pcs is going to be stuck in the same area as an npc who has enough power to end the world on a whim, a pc with a bad temper (or with a player with a bad temper) is going to be given enough power to end the world accidentally, or, erm, the world will spontaneously combust!
<Alcar> But that happens in most games!
<Alcar> ... right?

Quote 4544

<Andrew`-> "Well you never know, he might come in handy for something."
<AlcarGM> <Greg> "besides food?" seriously.
<AlcarGM> The man is staring at you all as if he thinks you're demented
<AlcarGM> He's now convinced this is a horrible nightmare
<Andrew`-> "Well, that counts as something, doesn't it?"
<AlcarGM> <Clay> looks at Andrew and Greg. "Enough joking. If Silvran kills him, we get nothing. So why not just lets get some stuff, if we can, and leave him if we can't?"
<AlcarGM> Geeze, poor bali. His pcs are the voice of reason even when he's not being them
<John_Doe> (( lol! ))

Quote 4545

* Silvran concentrates on removing anything foreign out of the man
<Silvran> "He's.. full of something."
<Andrew`-> "Crap?" *smirks* "Seriously though, maybe he's on some kind of drug."
<Silvran> "There is a bunch of non-him stuff in him."
<AlcarGM> The man blinks, then looks horrified. Whatever Silvran removed isn't visible to any of you, but the man makes a choking sound and Silvran feels every vital part of his body going catonic. Whatever that was, it was keeping him alive .. Silvran can feel cells aging, dying, like a wierd version of lemmings.... all at once....
<AlcarGM> Its like his body is commiting suicide.
<Silvran> "I think I'm killing him.."
<Andrew`-> "Hmm, that doesn't look good." *in a detached tone of voice.*
* Gwen looks interested
<Andrew`-> "Maybe put it back?"
* Silvran looks at Andrew with a confused look on his face. "How?"

Quote 4546

<AlcarGM> Ok, Silvran ... you're about half way back when you come to the source of that clacking noise .. a blue globe floating through the corridor with lots of mechanical tentacles coming off of it. it e its a dangerous looing glow and it's light is scouring the ground and walls and roof. behind it, where those men should be, there is no .. nothing. not even scraps of clothing.
* Silvran screams like a women and runs as fast as he can screaming "RUN!"
<Silvran> "RUN RUN RUN RUN!"
<Silvran> "GRAB HIM AND LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"
* Gwen Looks at it
<AlcarGM> The thing continues to come, scouring the tunnel as it does
<Gwen> "Why do you think it's dangerous?"
<AlcarGM> « the dangerous looking glow? »
<Silvran> "Gwen, its blue and it has tentacles. When AREN'T things like that dangerous?! MOVE IT!"
<AlcarGM> « <Greg> "But they're not in my dreams. Err, wait..." »

Quote 4547

* Gwen stepa towards it, probobly to interested
* Silvran picks up the man and throws it at the globe
<AlcarGM> <Clay> looks at Gwen disblelivingly
<Silvran> (<( ...lol What if I hit gwen instead.. )>)
<AlcarGM> <Clay> looks at Silvran. "No." and the man stops in mid air, between Gwen and the Blue Thing. "We've done enough to him."
<Silvran> "Holy..
<AlcarGM> <Clay> looks at the man in mid air, then says "Ah, could you put him down now?"
<Andrew`-> "hey wait!"
<Silvran> "I'm going for the lesser sacrifice. Don't make me make it you."
* Andrew`- grabs the man out of the air. "Hands off, Silvran."
* Silvran is visibly extremely angry.
<AlcarGM> The thing movies closer to Gwen. Clay glares at Silvran. "You want to sacrifice him? Sacrifice yourself first!"
<Silvran> (<( ...I try to save Gwen... and somehow I end up being the bad guy.. )>)
* Silvran throws himself onto the blue globe

Quote 4548

<John_Doe> (( lol, it's like watching a circus of retarded psychopaths ))

Quote 4549

<AlcarGM> <Clay> "Wait!" Silvran feels something tug him back, too late, and hits the blue thing head on.
<AlcarGM> It stops moving abruptly and Silvran slides off of it.
<Silvran> (<( so am I dead or what.. )>)
<Silvran> (<( feel like im makin a porno.. "And he hits the globe head on.." )>)
<AlcarGM> « nope,just have the wind knocked out of you, The blue thing just hovers there, not doing anything »
<Silvran> (<( Darn. )>)
<AlcarGM> « different reaction to being alive, but that works... »

Quote 4550

<Silvran> (<( silvran is pissed, do we have twinkies? Not really in an angry rping mood :P )>)
<Silvran> (<( the twinkies to calm him down, of course )>)
<AlcarGM> « you have enough twinkies to feed a lot of people. And if sugar calms him down, I'm scared »
<Silvran> (<( it makes him hyper, but takes away his anger. )>)
<Silvran> (<( silvran needs anger management, twinkie style ^_^ )>)
<AlcarGM> <Clay> hands Silvran a twinkie, daring the GM to destroy him for meta gaming, then looks at Gwen "Are you ok?"
<AlcarGM> « makes a note to destroy bali... »

Quote 4551

<AlcarGM> The man is still laughing uncontrollably, perhaps because the people thay destroyed his squad, broke a perimetre fence as if it didn't exist and killed his commander ran in terror from a sanitation robot.
<AlcarGM> But that might be a coincidence.

Quote 4552

* Silvran pulls underwear out of his mouth
<Silvran> (<( ... his being the guy of course )>)
<Gwen> "hey those were put ther for good reason"
* Silvran shoves a twinkie in. "Eat."
<AlcarGM> « uh, I'm not sure who else we'd have thought it was :p »

Quote 4553

* Silvran closes his eyes and concentrates on flowers, medicine, and beer. "Don't be scared." Silvran touches the mans cheek lightly
<Andrew`-> "Hey, what're you doing? Didn't I tell you hands off?"
<AlcarGM> The man blinks, confused, then shakes his head and smiles a goofy, confused smile as Silvran pumps him full of enough happy drugs to keep barney going for a good week.
* Silvran takes his hand off the mans cheek and turns toward Andrew.
* Silvran shakes his gun and grabs his head.
<Silvran> (<( err.. )>)
<Silvran> (<( LOL )>)
<Silvran> (<( other way around )>)
<Andrew`-> (( uhhhh... :p ))

Quote 4554

<Gwen> "Wow that was funky, you messed with his mind or sumthin"
<Gwen> "Wish I had some nifty power like mind screwing or cat-power"
<AlcarGM> <Clay> "You've got terminal stupidity."
<John_Doe> (( lol! Bali's pcs are great even when he isn't here ;b\ ))
<Gwen> What!?
<AlcarGM> <Clay> "Why else would you stand in front of an unknown creature?"

Quote 4555

<Silvran> "I think I should refrain from thinking about alcohol when healing."
<AlcarGM> <Greg> "What about twinkies?"
<Silvran> "Hrm.."
* Silvran thinks about twinkies and touches the guy
<AlcarGM> ....
* AlcarGM kills his npc
<AlcarGM> The man doesn't change, except to have weird nightmares years into the future about falling into a big loaf of bread and drowning in white sauce. he eventually seeks councelling for this and is led to believe he's actually repressing his sexuality and eventually has a sex change and lives out his remaining years as "Juith"
<Silvran> (<( that means he survives this whole thing )>)
<Gwen> ((So long as he finds happiness))
<AlcarGM> but that's neither here nor there .... here, the PCs leave a rather weird scene and walk through the grey tunnels, with lots of food and water and twinkies and head for freedom as they eventually stop and sleep for the night

Quote 4556

<WackyFunster> You guys have traumatized my PC
<WackyFunster> :/
<Caltak> well, good. We've done our job, then
<aslhk> d00d, you traumatized *me* > =P
<SilverHorse> If he dreams about twinkies when I think about them and touch him..
<SilverHorse> what if I think about porn..
<SilverHorse> LMAO!
<AlcarGM> .....
<SilverHorse> WET DREAMS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!
* AlcarGM whimpers
<WackyFunster> SilverHorse: You are a scary d00d
* SilverHorse can'ts wait for session 8 :D

Quote 4557

<Caltak> You better keep you fool hands off that guy, or Andy's gonna have to put the smack down on you :P
<SilverHorse> You do realize that when you touch me
<SilverHorse> I will just think of naked old ladies
<SilverHorse> ;)

Quote 4558

<Elana-Silvereye> Well I'm not sure if gwen fits in the rest of you murderous weirdos
<Elana-Silvereye> but she's trying
<Alcar> she's a murderer who doesn't think she kills and walks into danger without thinking.
<Caltak> Hey, we're not murderous! Well, just Silvran is. The rest of us are just disturbed in our own little ways :)
<WackyFunster> Alcar: indeed, she fits RIGHT in!
<Alcar> I'd say the others havea way to go to catch up to her :)
<WackyFunster> my character has killed a lot of d00ds, and he still thinks the rest of you are a bunch of fucking psychos ;b

Quote 4559

<Tech-Sensei> I expect to have a good balance of character types. With a large group, you can have characters that have a more specific role. Example, WackyFunster has expressed interset in playing a pacifist bard. Boost the party, handle some negotiations, etc.
<ArthurQ> negotations? in your games? :-p
<Tech-Sensei> More liek "Delay the monster while the assassin slips around behind him."

Quote 4560

* Alcar feels like a game
<Arth`Ba`Toch> Woah. That must feel weird.
<Arth`Ba`Toch> What does a game feel like, anyway?
<Alcar> I've never felt like checkers before. It's an interesting experience
* Alcar wants to be kinged
<Caltak> lol
<Caltak> I was lying on my bed staring at the TV and then my spider-sense started tingling and I looked over and saw out say you felt like I game so I went back to my computer ;)

Quote 4561

<AlcarGM> <Greg> "They've got the door barred on the other side but don't seem to have weapons."
<Andrew`-> "Barred, huh?"
* Andrew`- tries to force it open anyway. :P
<AlcarGM> <Greg> nods. "Metal or something."
<AlcarGM> Ok. There is a screaming of tortured metal, abused by years of hard work and rust shivers and falls off it like tears as you yank on it mercilessly. There's another tearing, whatever was barring the door snapping like bones or a heart and the door crumples into ruins.
<AlcarGM> « That was my white wolf moment :p »
<AlcarGM> Oh, you rip it off it's hinges.
<Andrew`-> (( lol ))

Quote 4562

<AlcarGM> Fortunately no one seems to be around right now, except a small stuffed bear walking around the corner of the street
<Andrew`-> (( Ah, a small stu-- wha? ))
<AlcarGM> « yep »
<AlcarGM> about 3' tall, furry, cuddly and cute
<AlcarGM> oh, and walking like a person

Quote 4563

<ArthurQ> (A talking bear? *sigh* When the animals start talking you KNOW its an alcar game)
<ArthurQ> (have you guys ran into a spellcasting philisohical tarrasque yet?)
<Andrew`-> (( its not an animal, duh, its a STUFFED bear :P ))
<AlcarGM> « it's not a bear, it's a stuffed bear. »
<ArthurQ> (Bah! Talking plush animals! Even worse!)
<Andrew`-> (( hey, dont diss the plushies! :P hehe ))

Quote 4564

<Silvran> (<( dude, I wanan find the sex toy! )>)
<Andrew`-> (( which, the nondescript one, or the metal one that shoots energy? :P ))

Quote 4565

<AlcarGM> The bear looks at the two of you, then says "Maybe, but you don't belong. We can tell that, here. Our Maker allows that and draws others even to defy The City." he looks saddened. "But you're hunted, and not human, and there are dark things in you....." then shakes his head and looks rueful. "sorry."
<AlcarGM> The bear looks up, obviously happy. "She said you'd come back."
<Silvran> "I've.. been here before?"
<AlcarGM> The bear frowns, then looks at you carefully, assessingly, something ... not-bearish in his cute brown eyes. "Not yet."
<Silvran> "So this is my first time here, yet I have been here before. Too confusing. Lets keep hugging!"
<AlcarGM> The bear "Oh, you haven't been here yet. it'll be after you die. i was confused."
* Silvran shudders as thoughts of death fly through his head.. while hes still hugging the bear, nonetheless.
<AlcarGM> Bear: "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you sad. I just forgot that you've been here, but that will be later, and you die in this life to be here then in your past life which hasn't happened yet."

Quote 4566

<Silvran> "So I'm going to die trying to save this place."
* Silvran looks around
<Silvran> "Wonderful.""
<Andrew`-> "Ah. I see."
<AlcarGM> bear: "Oh, no. You did save it. Then you die and become you."
<AlcarGM> Bear: "it just hasn't happened yet."
<Silvran> "Wait.."
<Silvran> "That would make this a loop.. wouldn't it?"
<Silvran> "If it hasn't happened yet.."
<Silvran> "But then it does..
<Silvran> "And I die doing it..
<Silvran> "Then become me...
* Silvran shakes his head hard
<AlcarGM> Bear: "But they you can die as you and become someone else."
<AlcarGM> Bear: "I don't get it either, nbut that's because I have stuffing for brains."

Quote 4567

* Silvran whispers to Andrew. "Lets get a move on."
* Andrew`- whispers back "Get a move on to where?"
* Silvran whispers back "Anywhere but with that."
<Andrew`-> "I thought you liked him."
<AlcarGM> but it's nice and friendly! And a bear!
<Silvran> "Until it told me I was going to die. I'm going to rip it limb from limb if I don't get away from it soon."
* Silvran has went from content to a manic depressive, be warned.
<Andrew`-> (( well as long as you aren't muttering "I wonder if stuffed bears feel pain"... :P ))
<Silvran> "I wonder if stuffed bears feel pain.."
<AlcarGM> The bear looks up at Silvran, something in it's eyes you have no words for, then just says "Yes," simply. "Everything does. Most real wounds are in here," taps his chest with a furry paw. "To be forgotten, or ignored, or replaced by that fucking other bear that talked when you pullastringandgetlockedinacloset ... " takes a deep breath. "yes."

Quote 4568

<Alcar> hehe. I have this horrible notion for your pc to somehow be some sort of prophet here :p
<SilverHorse> silvran is too stupid :P
<Alcar> Tha's not a disqualification :p
<Alcar> Bear: "And then he said . .he said .. "I wonder if stuffed bears feel pain.." It was .. wow. he opened me up, and he listened to me, and helped heal me."
<Alcar> as oppossed to 'I think he was considering killing me :p

Quote 4569

<Alcar[miller]> quick, whats an "evil" miller god everyone knows of?
<Chaos`^> Alvar(evil), nemia(hate)
<Chaos`^> either of those
<Alcar[miller]> alvar .. alcar
* Alcar[miller] notices a similarity :P
* Chaos`^ practices looking inocent

Quote 4570

* Chaos`^ hugs sparkie back only cause sparkie doesn't have a sex
<Sparkie> That's not my fault... That bitch Krysylyn found me.
<Sparkie> I still don't think there's a spell that calls for the left testicle of a fire elemental.

Quote 4571

<Chaos`^> what does darth vader have to do with miller?
* Alcar[miller] grins
<Alcar[miller]> nothing.
<Chaos`^> you scare me sometimes
<Alcar[miller]> just sometimes?

Quote 4572

<Alcar> what class?
<Tsume> my version of the ff lancer
<Tsume> in general terms, any fighter or soldier who wields a spear or lance
<Tsume> in ff, a character who uses lances, glaives, halberds and spears and gets the munchkiny jump skill
<Tsume> Jump really high; fall and do lots of damage..
<Firefly28> heh...I like that
<Tsume> Well, in FF, you're invincible for one round while off the screen =P
<Tsume> I left out that detail and made it a full-round action

Quote 4573

* Tass wants to play a wolf were
<Tass> "I'm so angry right now I could go human any moment! Everyone run!"

Quote 4574

* Caltak has a very well defined pc idea in mind.
<aslhk> Hah! The greater the definition, the more constrained the character!
<Alcar> Caltak - what?
<Caltak> Oh, well, you know me Alcar, and its my normal fare -- but I wanna play it anyway. Also I think I told you about it one time as a possibility for something else, but probably only a vauge mention in passing.
<Alcar> msg me it?
<Caltak> I think maybe I'd rather just make it and send it to you after I finally do, that way if you dont like it I can be all indignant :P

Quote 4575

<Caltak> *sigh* why oh why do I spell it right 4 or 5 times then typo it once? :P
* Caltak needs to think while typing rather than letting my hands try to keep up with my brain.

Quote 4576

* Alcar just wants some options that aren't the usual fare :)
<aslhk> I got that impression *chuckle*
<aslhk> could have some odd things into which a human can be initiated later on
<Alcar> life? :p
<Alcar> The illuminati!
<aslhk> I think they have that to begin with
<Alcar> The Truth.
<Alcar> nah, too evil.
<aslhk> but yes, I was thinking something along the lines of the illuminati *chuckle*
<Alcar> "You want the truth? Do you punk? Make my text! Yes, text! You can't handle the truth! You're just a figment of the imagination of some peron and live in a world that doesn't exist! You - and all of us - are characters in a role playing game!"
<Alcar> how about that truth? :)

Quote 4577

<AlcarGM> <Quinn> "This part of it, this place is the boulevard of broken dreams." he smiles. "Some say it's what exists on the other side of every mirror, and in the eyes of anyone you love if you look hard enough. What have you lost?" gently.
<Andrew`-> "I don't know. My memories, if I even had any... though I don't think i want them back... Perhaps a purpose. But all I really want is a home, but I'm not sure I can say I lost one. *blinks* I think I'm rambling..."
<AlcarGM> <Quinn> frowns, then says slowly. "You shouldn't be here. There is no dream you have sought that has yet to be lost. Unless you wish to be normal.
* Andrew`- pauses for a moment, as if in thought. "...why?"
<AlcarGM> <Quinn> looks startled for a moment, then laughs. "Why indeed?" he chuckles, then shakes his head and smiles. "My apologies. But you should not be here. There are dreams about you, but you don't see them."

Quote 4578

<aslhk> And while amber does indeed have "heroic" characters in that sense *laugh*
<Alcar> That would have been heroic stupid. I had cthulhuesque demons on that ship :p
<aslhk> The game is too dark, and the heroes are too bastardly
<Alcar> Real heroes are bastards.
<Alcar> Otherwise they'd get nothing good done :)
<aslhk> No, real heroes are ignorant fanatics

Quote 4579

<Chaos`DM^> "We won't destroy it, we are going to rebuild it, it's already been destroyed, the people now are just stomping it into the ground!"
<Kirith> 'It is NOT Destroyed! Is is being destroyed by rabble rousers like yourself who are like jackals wanting to feed off the carcass of a person before they die!"
<Kirith> "You will prevent our kingdom from healing from this evil with your own words!"
<Chaos`DM^> "It IS destoryed! Why have they killed the last three kings in the last week? This is destruction at its best! there is no lower now than it is now!"
<Kirith> « are rulers considered to have a divine right to rule here? »
<Chaos`DM^> (( not at all, just a law and order sort of thing, the gods could care less how people run things ))
<Kirith> « cowards :p »
<Kirith> "Do you want to bet? Read history! At least we have rulers and arne't ruled by ignorant savages! Do you think the rest of the world would sit by and let us destroy ourselves without enslaving us before we can try and rebuild a system - a system that would be just like the one before, because that is what works!"

Quote 4580

<aslhk> and your character is like Mister Clueless *laugh*
<aslhk> with all sorts of powers he doesn't know he has
<Kirith> Yeah :)
<Kirith> the funny part is that in most games getting all this wound be munchy.
<aslhk> and both pattern and logrus imprints *laugh*
<aslhk> that is rather funny *laugh*
<Kirith> in amber it's just going to be fun :)

Quote 4581

<Chaos`DM^> "There is no next council, there are no laws for who comes after the ocuncil has died. The law has failed you, we must create a new law! We must find a new king!"
<Chaos`DM^> (( for being a part of the rebellion, you're awfully stuborn ;))
<Kirith> « he's a guard :p »
* Kirith looks at the man carefully for a long moment, then says "The law may have failed, but justice won't." and sheathes his sword and walks out :p
<Chaos`DM^> so you walk out.. to where?
<Chaos`DM^> is somebody mad they are wrong? =p
<Chaos`DM^> you bump into the captain as you walk out
* Kirith has spent his whole life serving this city, so yeah he's mad. its coming apart at the seams and he can't see how to stop it :p
* Kirith saulutes him expressionlessly
<Chaos`DM^> The captain looks down at you "Is something wrong Leutenant?"
<Kirith> "Not yet."
<Chaos`DM^> "You're not causing trouble are you?"
<Kirith> "Not anymore."

Quote 4582

<aslhk> it'll probably be later in the game
<aslhk> heh
<aslhk> towards the end
<aslhk> well, towards the end of the evil cosmology plot
<aslhk> I figure after we get through that, if we choose to keep playing, the characters will have enough grudges and whatnot to make the game interesting without a huge plot

Quote 4583

<AlcarGM> Outside the small grey house, Andy, Greg and Silvran are standing, their opponents having vanished into thin air as if they'd never been at all. The sky is a deep purple currently, but off to the south it seems to take on a darker tinge.
<AlcarGM> Corp Anderson, the unfortunate guard you captured, is currently in a coma. Silvran is covered in blood and rubbing his chest absently where he got stabbed through the heart by a sword
<Andrew`-> "Dammit, people are the same everywhere, it seems..."
<AlcarGM> <Greg> chuckles. "Most of them don't make swords out of thin air."
<Andrew`-> "Yeah, but they all would if they could."
<AlcarGM> <Greg> blinks, thinks about that, then says "I guess so...."

Quote 4584

<AlcarGM> The young girl in red comes closer, then stops and waves. "Hello?" She doesn' look afraid.
<AlcarGM> The girl frowns at Andrew, then says "You look funny."
<Gwen> "And How"
* Andrew`- blinks. "Um. Well. Should I take that as a compliment or simply be offended?"
<Andrew`-> (( at least she didnt comment on the size of any of my features :P ))
<AlcarGM> « she's 10! She's never... j/k »
<Andrew`-> (( "What big--well, everything--you have." "All the the better to... um, wait, I'm confused, can we start over?" ))

Quote 4585

<AlcarGM> <Jenny> "Everything makes sense, if you make it make sense. But you are not Mine, so .... go South, to where the road becomes a ruin and find a Boundary House. They offer sanctuary, even from the City, but at a price. I cannot offer that kind of sanctuary."
<Gwen> "You dont want to come with us Jenny?"
<Andrew`-> "What kind of price, exactly? Is it some hidden thin we regret losing later on?"
<AlcarGM> <Jenny> "Nothing of Mine can leave Hex, for many reasons. I do not know of the price of Boundary Houses any longer, just that it's best to ask up front and to bargain."
<Andrew`-> "Oh, super."*sarcastically*
<Gwen> "we could barter with the twinkies ^u^"
<Andrew`-> "Hopefully."
<AlcarGM> <Jenny> smiles at that. "You can offer things others cannot and are hunted by things other are not. Make what you can offer worth more than the wrath of the Protector."
<Andrew`-> "Well, I'm assuming that doesn't mean the twinkies, then. Unless they really, really like snack cakes."

Quote 4586

* SilverHWork is now known as Silvran
<Silvran> (<( BASTARDS! )>)
<Andrew`-> (( dude, I IMed you :P ))
<Silvran> (<( jerks assholes etc etc )>)
<Silvran> dude
<Silvran> (<( THE NAME WAS SilverHWork )>)
<Silvran> (<( WHERE THE FUCK YOU THINK I WAS?!~ )>)
<Andrew`-> (( yeah I know but you SAID to IM you when we play, so I did :) ))

Quote 4587

<AlcarGM> The door opens with a hiss of fresh air into a large room filled with plants growing under various lights and lots of tasbles set up with beakers and the like taking up the left side. The right one consists of a kitchen and large living area. Both sides have doors that must lead to the rest of the floor.
<AlcarGM> <James> "This is my area of the house. Feel free to explore the rest whenever you wish."
* Andrew`- walks in as well, looking around. "It's nice."
* Silvran explores!
<Andrew`-> (( woah... I read that as explodes for some unknown reason. ))

Quote 4588

<Pike> (Can we please be the ones to anally violate drizz't?)
<Xenodice> (um... I only know he's a guy in a book... that's all I know about him...)
<Xenodice> (famous drow)
<Pike> (drizzit is a stereotype for good drow that has resulted in a lot of ::Whack:: dig dig dig. Two scimitars, chaotic good, yada yada)

Quote 4589

<Seraphina_Resc> When last we left the Rescs they had more or less determined to travel north to liberate the funds a necromancer is using to raise an army of undead halflings in order to pay off their father's gambling debts.
<ArthurQ> (lol...you dont know how funny that sounds sin)
<Seraphina_Resc> (yes I do)

Quote 4590

<aslhk> mostly you'd go for something which is a)intimidating, b)has good reach and natural weaponry, and c)is armoured
<Alcar> were steel wool sheep with nasty hooves!
<aslhk> could work
<aslhk> hooves would probably be weird
<aslhk> you probably wouldn't want to give up the ability to hold stuff
<aslhk> or manipulate things

Quote 4591

* Jaro shakes his head
<Xenodice> (shakes his head no?)
<Jaro> (that's how shaking heads works

Quote 4592

* Adwyn really, really, really, really hopes the castle is to the north, otherwise... he shys away from the thought that he imght have just had someone murdered if it is west.... and doesn't question Gos, too shocked by his own actions to think straight
<aslhk> The road began to the north and appears to run east and west. =P
<Adwyn> That's evil :p
<aslhk> *chuckle* benefits of bad stuff
<Adwyn> But I don't have any yet = technically! :p

Quote 4593

<ArtQ-Sleeping> (i think you guys can call it a night)
<Xenodice> (but I wanna talk to jaro... :( )
<Pike> (uh art, we can keep going)
<ArtQ-Sleeping> (you have a REAL man in the next room, stop trying to get laid with a fictional character who's run by a 14 year old child :-P)
<Xenodice> (NO
<ArtQ-Sleeping> (yea you can)
<Xenodice> (JEEPERES)
<Pike> (So we're going to keep playing.)
<ArtQ-Sleeping> (feel free)
<Xenodice> (SHE NOT TRYING TO SLEEP WITH HIM)
<Pike> (you can leave and be NPCed if you want)
<Xenodice> (SHE NOT TRYING TO SLEEP WITH HIM)
* Xenodice is gonna tell on you for calling Rey a child :P

Quote 4594

<Adwyn> "You shouldn't. You don't know what's she's like when mad ......" looks up. "She once told me that people should only get blamed for hat them mean to do, and if I do this it's because I mean to.... I don't want yu hurt. You've helped me. I trust you."
* Adwyn oocly goes tap dancing on the pattern...

Quote 4595

<Adwyn> « Now I'm trting to figure out what Amber humour would be ... two Amberbites create a bar and walk into it. The first one says: "Gee, that must have hurt." The second one ;ppls at the broken building. "I was fixing it! The shadow bulding doens't have shadow anymore!" »

Quote 4596

<Adwyn> Amberite1: "Knock knock!"
<Adwyn> Confused Shadow Person: "Who's there?"
<Adwyn> Amberite1: "Whoever I want to be there!:"

Quote 4597

<Sintaqx> It's a basic fact that when abberations such as vampires and weres are introduced into 'normal society' some laws are not going to fit the mix.
<Sintaqx> OF course then you have Faline.
<Alcar> hehe. Faline was the bes example of an lolad pc, which makes it rather ironic that the other players (and often pcs) had issues with her. heck, her own player did :p
<Sintaqx> Conflict, Strife, and Unusual situations are the foundation of Roleplay Games. Hell, Who wants to roleplay a programmer who goes to work every weekday and plays D&D in his s