Quotes 4001 to 4100

Quote 4001

<AlcarGM> Void - you realise there is someone beside you.
* Void`` turns and looks
<Bloodhound```> "Boo."
<AlcarGM> A woman is standing in mid air as if it was ground. She has long blond hair - if sunbeams could be woven into hair, it would be hers with bright azure eyes and is quite literally the most beautiful person Void has ever seen. She semms to glow - literally - ahd is just looking at him
<Bloodhound```> (Damn!)
<Bloodhound```> (darned Goddesses ruining my nifty entrance lines! this is why Bali hunts them mercilessly!)

Quote 4002

* Bloodhound``` is flying now, btw.
<Void``> What the! Since when can you fly!
* Void`` makes sure to keep a good 200-500 feet away from bloodhound
<Void``> (at least!)
<AlcarGM> « <Bloodhound```> "Since I updated my PC sheet." »

Quote 4003

<AlcarGM> Ishtar looks at Bloodhound for a long moment, then says "I really did love you, you know. I would have had you wail for eternity, or turned you into a wolf to slaughter men ... but that was me, then. I had no choice in my nature." She looks about to say more, but vanishes as if she's never been there at all, the sunlight passing through her and dissolving her like a dream
<Bloodhound```> "Women. Everything's a love story."

Quote 4004

* Bloodhound``` dives towards the earth
<AlcarGM> The earth looks up, and informs Bloodhound it likes the fact that he's obeying gravity and it's ratehr solid and hopes he makes a good splatter when he hits the ground
* Bloodhound``` lands, unfortunately, softly. Unless i have to roll, in which case it was fun playing this character, while he lasted.

Quote 4005

* Bloodhound``` finds a rather comfy hill, and waits then
<AlcarGM> The hill hums and flies off into space, changing shape into a saucer like shape as it goes, further proof the aliens are chefs from a distant galaxy here to learn our recipes.
<AlcarGM> Ok, maybe not.

Quote 4006

<Void``> BLoodhound, as much as i dont want to help you we NEED to get out of here NOW

Quote 4007

<Void``> Hey, nose boy we need to leave......and now.
<Bloodhound```> "Aren't you supposed to be in deep stasis or something?"
<Void``> No.
<Void``> Get back to the states......now.
<Bloodhound```> "So now you get to walk free. Hmm. People must really support mass murderers nowadays."
<Sparkie> I've found out they do. I've gotten away every time.

Quote 4008

* Bloodhound``` looks around, then realizes what happened
<Bloodhound```> "That's going to take a while to get used to."
* Bloodhound``` sighs again
<Bloodhound```> "Three soldiers deaths about to be blamed on me... Just another day in the life..."
<Void``> (I told you to leave, but did you listen.......... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

Quote 4009

<Void``> How can I exist twice.....
<AlcarGM> You've done it before :)

Quote 4010

<Void``> If thats really me, then i should know all my own tricks, and be able to go around them..... I reappear
<AlcarGM> You don't get through. You seem to know you know your tricks so you're stoppig yourself from getting around them.
<AlcarGM> This is getting wonderfully surreal :)
<Void``> GAH!!!!!!!!
<Void``> STOOOOOOOOOP!!
* Void`` goes nuts
<Void``> (DAMMIT ALCAR STOP THAT! ITS NO FAIR!)

Quote 4011

<Alcar> Thats the actual skipper, btw :p
<Baliadoc> that part i can figure out.
<Alcar> Even things that humans don't accept as existing can get powers :)
<Alcar> And if youn cancelled his power he'd cease to exist :p
* Baliadoc gets it now :)
<Alcar> Just a twisted addition to the world to really worry pcs :)
<Alcar> ArthurQ - It;'s the skipper form Gilligans Island.
<ArthurQ> ...
<ArthurQ> i just thought that was his name
<Alcar> That too :)
<ArthurQ> What the fuck is he doing being a superhero?
<Alcar> What are the pcs doing as heroes? :)

Quote 4012

<ArthurQ> why do you keep fucking with my head? who was that damned clone?! <--- The joys of GMing :p

Quote 4013

<ArthurQ> alcar you really wanna drive void into insano dont you
<Alcar> ArthurQ - No. Why do you think that?
<ArthurQ> cause you keep doing that!
<ArthurQ> one more time he sees a clone of himself and he's gonna go apeshit on it
<Alcar> lol! It's only been twice :p and the first time wasn't my fault :p
<ArthurQ> wasnt your fault?!
<ArthurQ> YOUR THE DM!
<Caltak> Art, you just dont understand at all, do you?
<Caltak> thats not how it works

Quote 4014

<Darkkin> its not his fault
<ArthurQ> how is it not his fault
* Darkkin has a factory of Voids
* Alcar just moderates. Players do things too. Ask Baliadoc to explain Drake and Wavechaser to you sometime :)
<Alcar> Drake captained the wavechaser. He game up after 5 or 6 sessions due to lots of problems, including a sex changed npc who wanted sex with *everyone*, a glass golem with identity issues, a ship mate who played papker, rocks, scissors with a goddess over the fate of the ship and a doppleganger pc who killed other members of the crew and took them over.
<Alcar> And that's just the highlights :)
<Caltak> And even PCs aside, you cant blame Alcar for what the NPCs do either, some of the time. A good GM doesn't have constant conscious control of all the NPCs, it makes them more 'alive' and 'real.'

Quote 4015

* StarChild`- shrugs. "Like I said, someone just... fixed the city. The bodies vanished, and some people just... showed up alive again."
<AlcarGM> Seer: "Convenient." She looks at Bloodhound. "Is there anyone out there with the same powers at all is what I wonder..."
<Bloodhound```> "You mean people with duplicate powers?"
<Bloodhound```> "It's possible. I've seen a good amount of variation, but some of those variations have been based on the same powers. For instance, Void and Starchild seem to be nearly identical."
<Void``> We are?
<StarChild`-> "Oh, no no no." *shakes her head*

Quote 4016

<Void``> "What the hell do you want from me dammit"
<Bloodhound```> "Let me be frank. You have too much power. I don't care if I have too much power, and I need to be stopped too, because I'm currently not trying to stop myself."
<Bloodhound```> "You run off at the blink of an eye, do what you want without stopping to think about what you're doing, and you've caused us all quite a few painful ordeals, or at least one big one."
<Void``> "Its not my fault how much fucking power i have, obviously whatever gave it to me had a reason"
* AlcarGM looks as confused as the GM is as to what Bloodhound said :p
<Bloodhound```> ((er... that was to be a point and counterpoint to what i figure Void would argue :))

Quote 4017

<Void``> "look its not my fucking fault chaos raomed the city ok? I was trying to STOP it, i didnt cause it. Its not my fault undead where walking around or that the city streets blew up, I wasnt the cause of that. I made ONE single fucking mistake and that wasnt entirly my fault either, I have to live with the deaths of millions of innocent people on my fucking head so would you just lay OFF!

Quote 4018

<Void``> "Good guys shouldnt fight the good guys!" *strugles a bit*
<StarChild`-> "'Good' is a matter of opinion, really."
<Bloodhound```> "Tell me something Void, what were you planning to do over Afghanistan?"
* StarChild`- said very quietly, mostly to self
<AlcarGM> « They shouldn't? But .. Kevren. Callaran. Axon. LoLaD ..... »
<StarChild`-> (( like I said :P ))
<Bloodhound```> ((errm... well. if you only count the extremes... there's gotta be a good one in there somewhere...))

Quote 4019

* Void`` turns himself invisble and flies to his house to see how tracey is doing.
<AlcarGM> Ok. Void finds tracy isn't at his place, mostly because it's currently filled with undead zombies waiching the TV.
<Void``> AlcarGM are you serious?!
* AlcarGM is serious. 10 undead zombies are currently in your living room. From the smell and such they've been there since earlier today.

Quote 4020

* aslhk is reading what happened during an unanounced afk
* aslhk worried for a moment when a talking dog stated, "I put him to sleep" about a human child =P
<aslhk> seemed shockingly familiar.
<aslhk> However, as I recognized him as a "good guy" I realized I was soon to be disappointed
<aslhk> ah well =P
<AlcarGM> familiar?
<aslhk> indeed
<aslhk> when my cat was dying, we "put him to sleep"

Quote 4021

<o____o> alcar, just WHAT game are you playing?
<o____o> freaks
<aslhk> lol
<o____o> seriously pooched your game appears to be
<AlcarGM> A super hero game set in modern earth, sort of :)
<aslhk> where "super" "hero" "game" "set" "in" "modern" and "earth" are all relative terms
<aslhk> and "sort" and "of" as well!
<aslhk> but you can trust the :)
<aslhk> =P

Quote 4022

<AlcarGM> Void zombie proofs his home - I guess just getting a good lock :) - and Wesley eventually falls asleep as the Thursday finally ends!
<ArthurQ> howd they get in in the first place
<Alcar> Actually, all the blame lies on another PC
<ArthurQ> who?
* Alcar can't tell. That would spoil the fun.
<Baliadoc> lol, i reaaally doubt that's a hard guess :)
<ArthurQ> wait, the only PC that knows where i live is Bloodhound
<ArthurQ> you son of a bitch why did you place zombies in my apartment
<Baliadoc> dude, i thought you'd like 'em, and i didn't have any room for them, after i got the dog.
<ArthurQ> asshole

Quote 4023

<aslhk> Just because they're dead doesn't mean they aren't human!

Quote 4024

* BlackRose`-` goes over and picks up the rabbits carrying them to the edge of the encampment and letting them go (keeping one to pet for a while while sitting back against a tree)
<Vengath> (poor rabbit its thinking damn them they get to go bit i get to be tenderd and then eatten)

Quote 4025

<AlcarDM> Vengath - You also get the feeling there is some pattern to the leaves, but what it is or what it's purpse is seems ot elude you. A ghost of the odd dreams brought on by the dragons blood potion makes you think the air is responsible, but it's more a guess than anything else. You're not sure what the air is responsible for :p
* BlackRose`-` motions to the road "one has spent 600 years looking at the leaves."
* Vengath yawns "Prehaps if they looked up they'd understand more"
* BlackRose`-` looks to the sky and the trees them selves
<AlcarDM> BlackRose has the odd feeling that Vengath just said something profound. So profound he doesn't even know it :p But, having read some human poetry, you know humans are good at saying profound stuff and not even realising it's profound at all.

Quote 4026

<AlcarDM> Rhaet gets the strong feeling he's being watches. Mostly because he is, by elves. From time to time he glimpses the odd animal staring at him intently or what he thinks are elves in the trees from time to time. Naked elves, for that matter.
<AlcarDM> Rhaet recalls those old songs about elves sexual practicises, sreams, and attacks the trees? :p
<Rhaet```> ick... no.
* Rhaet``` keeps away from the naked elves :)
* Vengath says somthing about barbaric elves like the 3 time this game
* BlackRose`-` (rams her sword up Vangarth's ass)
<AlcarDM> « Oh, and that will do good for the stories about elves and sex? :p »

Quote 4027

<AlcarDM> BlackRose finds that as you go further, she ends up having to get wood almost nightly. The glades are often ill lit, dirty and feel... oppressive, somehow. The greeting they give off is more curt, and sometimes includes some expletives in Elven about humans and dwarves. The southern elves really don't like humans.
* Rhaet``` really hopes they decide to attack :)
<AlcarDM> « No ones attacked travellers on The Road. Yet. »
* BlackRose`-` kills Rhaet by telling him to piss on a bush (JK)
* Rhaet``` wishes Elves would attack travellers on The Road. sigh... :)

Quote 4028

* Vengath has finish carving a rune coverd oak leaf and tosses it at lvri's feet
<Vengath> no magic just runes of the lands
<Vengath> like a peace token
<AlcarDM> ok.....
<Vengath> Why not he's bored
<AlcarDM> Historian "How was the Great Peace achieved between humans and elves?" Vengath: "I was bored."
<AlcarDM> Ivri looks at the leaf, then at Vengath, but says nothing. In his hands, it becomes a normal leaf again. After a few moments, it metamorphoses into a butterfly and flies away

Quote 4029

<Rhaet```> "What's done is done. I suggest you leave us be."
<AlcarDM> Ivri: "I sense an or else in that," simply.
* Vengath can see 100 flamethower equipt dwarfs entering the forest
<Rhaet```> "We fight one war already. We wouldn't want a second one on our hands."
<Rhaet```> "Nor do we wish one. But the last thing we want is your people helping."
<AlcarDM> Ivri look at Rhaet expressionlessly. "Ah. Thank you for being honest, then." He steps backwards, and ndds to BlackRose "Until we meet again, sister, in this world or the next."
<BlackRose`-`> "I'll leave your back open in combat if you wish."
* Rhaet``` ignores BlackRose, and goes back to his work

Quote 4030

<Rhaet```> "It's a relief to know there are less moronic elves living in this world. I couldn't even find a reason to want to get up and lop his head off."

Quote 4031

<*** AlcarDM changes topic to '&lt> "It's a relief to know there are less moronic elves living in this world. I couldn't even find a reason to want to get up and lop his head off."'
<Baliadoc> ahhh... the only feeling better than being quotable is being quotable enough to replace yourself in the topic :)

Quote 4032

* Sparkie is PC Karma
<ArthurQ> no Sparkie your just plain Evil
<Baliadoc> ain't that the truth.
<Sparkie> Thats what I said, Arthur
* Sparkie sighs .. humans

Quote 4033

<ArthurQ> SO just cause i killed a few million people im all of a sudden some kind of bad guy!?
<ArthurQ> wtf is up with that?!

Quote 4034

<Dungeon_Master_M> Nuclear Submarines, at least the USA ones are shielded from the Electromagnetic Pulse so they would still be around
<Dungeon_Master_M> and they have a virtually never ending power supply
<Alcar> Ouch. yeah.
<Alcar> Rule the world from a sub :)
* Dungeon_Master_M suddenly realises he just gave Alcar the Plot line to his next Campaign...
<Dungeon_Master_M> Doh!
<ArthurQ> DAMN YOU!
<ArthurQ> Now he is gonna use void as a fucking battery to blow up earth

Quote 4035

<AlcarGM> Surprisingly, the anti-hero rioting has stopped. Perhaps people realised that rioting against the gods is a Bad Thing (as the CET claims) or people just don't like having to see the dark sides of themselves .... no one is sure. But the city is surprisingly calm and quiet today.
* AlcarGM changes the city name to Pleasantville when no one is watching
<aslhk> ((you can't have them stop rioting, that's unamerican!))
<Barry^Mugan> (who said they where americans)
<Barry^Mugan> (Who said they where alive or maybe there aliens..)

Quote 4036

<Barry^Mugan> what in the world did i let lose!
<Barry^Mugan> effective government
<Barry^Mugan> Thats just scary
<AlcarGM> Very :)

Quote 4037

* ** Gemm has joined #game1
<Gre`> hi gemm
<Chaos`^> is Gemm in my game?
<Gemm> no
<Alcar> awww. You should have said yes, then made up a pc nick and confused him :p

Quote 4038

* Alcar sighs.. what do people feel like game wise?
<aslhk> I think we should play the Indecision Game
<Alcar> Apathy: The Political RPG
<Alcar> There :)
<Alcar> the indecision game

Quote 4039

* Wesley``` erases them and starts fixing his toast, giving his mom a call
<AlcarGM> Marilyn answers the phone after the second ring. "Hello?"
<Wesley```> "Hey mom, it's Wes."
<AlcarGM> Marilyn: "Wes ... Wes ..... I think I knew someone named that once. What's your last name?"
<Wesley```> (does she do that often? :)
<AlcarGM> « only when you haven't called :) »
<Wesley```> "Sorry mom. I've been busy. You know, I'm a slave to work and all that, and then these crazy bastards go and blow up Boston."

Quote 4040

<AlcarGM> he drinks down the coffee and asks gets a new one. You're is brought, too.
* Wesley``` takes a little sip, checking for deadly poisons!!
<aslhk> ((what about non-lethal poisons or drugs? =p))
<Wesley```> ((dude, there's caffeine in there. that's like saying 'is there any pork on this pig?'))

Quote 4041

<Wesley```> "Well, that's also a story for another day. Feel like going to see some strippers tonight?"
<AlcarGM> <Lance> "... What kind?"
<AlcarGM> « "Well, these girls strip out of their skin and parade around as an exhibit for some really horny Harvard mediacal professors, acting as living examples for classes and.." »
<Wesley```> "Brace yourself; the cultist-human-sacrificing-dark-god-worshipping kind. Real dirty girls."

Quote 4042

<AlcarGM> <Lance> "Works for me ... can you give me any information on what the girl looked like, the place they worked at or any odd symbols they used first?"
<Wesley```> "Ahh good. Great minds must think alike."
* Wesley``` info dumps to Lance
<AlcarGM> Lance lags for a few moments :p
<AlcarGM> Lance: "Thanks, Wesley. I'll let you know what I can dig up."
<AlcarGM> « wow. That was unconscious, but nice as an allusion :p »

Quote 4043

<Vincent-RIP> Right now we need experienced players to bring the game back on course. We've had a slew of excrement players, so we need to toss in some gold nuggets to the mix to get the game back up to edible.
<Vincent-RIP> please don't ask where i come up with my analogies.

Quote 4044

<Tim```> "Facinating idea of control ... " takes a deep breath. "I know things havn't been the best, but I really hope no one has a death wish.." commed to engineering.
* Skrath looks in the ship's schematics for a way to jettison the engine.
<DarkEternity> A plasma fire goes off burning if not killing all 5 of the spacehands working there as Yuriziel atemps to work out the problem

Quote 4045

<Skrath> "Maneuver over, and land on the pad."
<DarkEternity> The ship autopilots over and lands into the repair pad
<Sparkie> ArthurQ 1d20: 18
<Sparkie> ArthurQ 1d4: 2
<ArthurQ> landing
<DarkEternity> the computer said na you'd get us killed
<DarkEternity> So it took over ;)

Quote 4046

<DarkEternity> A man 6' tall grey hair blue eyes and dressed in the old sea captains style walks up
<DarkEternity> "Names Thomas McClaren i'm the captain of this ship who might you all be"
<ArthurQ> Im the current helm and sensor officer
<ArthurQ> I get demoted and promoted daily.
<ArthurQ> Depends whos around

Quote 4047

<Sparkie> This quote currently does not exist due to plot issues *in a myserious tone of voice*

Quote 4048

<Marcus_Fenway> In one of the bedrooms you stumble accross a book entitled "Dungeon Master's Guidebook" you flip through the book but find the content uninteresting and so toss it aside....

Quote 4049

<MarcFenAway> There was a movie recently about a group of retired Modsters who studdenly leave their retirement home for one last job... Someone should run a Epic Level game with that movie as a premis
<Alcar> "I am Cynan the invin .. augh! Me back!"
<MarcFenAway> The Party Wizard is missing half his spells cause the Great-Grand Kids used them to draw on.
<MarcFenAway> "I would like to cast fireball, but there is such a nice picture of a tree that Suzy drew I would hate to lose it..."

Quote 4050

<SnailSlug> players can't kill off cities in my game
<SnailSlug> it's just not possible to get away with it
<DyingTwilight> If they had enough power it should be.
<SnailSlug> nope
<SnailSlug> i have an orbiting defense cannon

Quote 4051

<Void``> If you 4 seriously want i'll destroy it when i leave. I cant let it fall in the hands of anyone bad.
<Alcar> Scientist #1: "We're scientists ...." #2: "You think we're good?"
<Void``> "Well, i dont know about that, but your not working for the forces of evil. Not that i can tell. Regardless, this is harvord.....and...
<Void``> "Oh frag it, your working for the illumanati arent you"
<Alcar> Scientist #1: "The illuminati doesn't exist."
* Void`` passes his mind again to see what he's really thinking
<Alcar> Scientist #1 is serious. It doesn't exist. Everyone knows that. He's currnetly, for unknown reasosn, thinking really hard about Washington, hemp and plastic surgery.
<Baliadoc> ((who doesn't, though? admittedly, i don't think of them in that order, but c'mon... :))

Quote 4052

<Alcar> You return to boston minus the magical sword. Now what?
* Void`` has no friggin idea there are no badguys to beat up

Quote 4053

<Void``> "then there was this strange MIB looking guy who claimed this all happened before...."
<Void``> "when atlantis was destroyed."
<Alcar> Tracy stares at you. "Atlantis? Come on...."
<Alcar> Tracy: "But I guess it's no mure stupid than flying people.... and we thought they were myths"
<Void``> "exactly...."
<Void``> "look, im really sorry about the zombies"

Quote 4054

<Alcar> Actually, Art, you should be happy. You managed to stick excaliber on the moon. And in rock, to boot. makes it a lot harder for anyone to get.
* Dalener can now see King Arthur in a NASA suit trying to pull Excalibur out
<ArtQ-AFK> that was exalibur!?
<Alcar> That might just happen :p Or he'll have to find a PC who can survive space.
<ArtQ-AFK> what the fuck!
<ArtQ-AFK> I COULD HAVE WEILDED IT!
<Alcar> I know :)
<Alcar> Would have been really funny, too.
* ArtQ-AFK is gonna go back and get it!

Quote 4055

<Tech-Sensei> Two lvl 10 rogues armed with sewing needles vs a lvl 20 fighter with a +5 flaming burst broadsword... rouges win

Quote 4056

<AlcarDM> Tsume - You slip into the trees. Ahead of you to see a large clearing (50 yards cleared) with a small herd (20) deer in it. They're eating, sleeping and look rather peaceful, as if they had no cares in the world - or fears. Beside them there is the carcasss of some animals you can't identify and what looks like a dead troll ripped into lots of pieces.
* DEVLAR gulps
<Tsume> "...What?"
<DEVLAR> "i think we should continue on for now"

Quote 4057

<AlcarDM> One of the deer stares at Devlar, and opens it's mouth to reveal sharp fangs, eyes gleaming red in the light of the moon. j/k
<DEVLAR> (oh shit don't do that :P)
<AlcarDM> « death by herd of deer :p »
<DEVLAR> (to hell with the monster we get killed by vampire deer)
<Tsume> (Do you really mean that? o.o;;;)
<DEVLAR> (no)
<Tsume> (That is like...uber-creepy x.x;;;;;)
<DEVLAR> (he's j/k)
<DEVLAR> (i hope)

Quote 4058

<Tsume> "Clearly this has been causing some mayhem... but it's not like it's acting evil.."
<Tsume> "I mean...protecting deer... come on.."
<DEVLAR> "maybe but is killing humans that are hunting the deer for food justified?"
<AlcarDM> The deer go to sleep. The creature gets up, paces around, tears the trolls corpse up a little, and settles back down.
<Tsume> "..."
<Tsume> "Well how do you propose taking out a pure muscular creature that is clearly a ravaging destructive force?"
<DEVLAR> "we have no choice but to do something..."
<AlcarDM> It circles the deer from time to time, looking into the woods. When nothing happens it settles bck down to rest. Some of the background sounds of the forest return when it does
<Tsume> "I guess now is out best chance...We have to sneak up to it and attack if we have a hope."

Quote 4059

<DEVLAR> "wait do you have any rope?"
<Tsume> "Yeah......why?"
<DEVLAR> "well... maybe we can make a net to try and capture it first"
<Tsume> "....."
<Tsume> "Excuse me, it tears trolls and trees to shreds, how do you expect to net it with fifty feet of hemp rope?"
<AlcarDM> The creature gets up and goes over to the edge of the clearing and uproots a tree perhaps 3' in diameter in it's jaws and begins reducing it to splinters

Quote 4060

<DEVLAR> "what if i cast a wall of gloom to block our actions?"
* AlcarDM feels compelled to point out what Liane said earlier: "Just to find out what it is. I would not have you risk your lives."
<Tsume> (Yes, thank you for mentioning that =P)
<Tsume> "Devlar, do you think we should head back and tell that old Cleric?"
<DEVLAR> (yeah but we gotta die some how this IS only a one nighter :P
<Tsume> (Or we could win and become heroes, I'm not much of a deathist =P)

Quote 4061

<AlcarDM> Liane: "Perhaps a week, or less, now that we know what we face. I will make sure the king compensates you both for your efforts."
<AlcarDM> - End of session - :)
<Tsume> A session without combat
<Tsume> That's a new one =P
<Tsume> And I didn't burn anything =P

Quote 4062

<Telot> Las`Sava is a girl?!?!?! i don't remember hearing that in any other sessions that i've been here
<Doan``> las'sava is a FEMALE barbarian
* Las`Sava is a 2'9" tall girl :P
<Doan``> those that call las'sava a little girl get a little axe to their little nuts

Quote 4063

* Naaya_Kess approches the bodies of the beasts pulling an arrow from their bodies...
<Naaya_Kess> "Friends of yours?"
* Las`Sava comes out of her rage, her eyes losing their wild look
<Las`Sava> "Now they are."

Quote 4064

<Rey{DM}> (may i, uhh, note, that the horse is humanoid now. none of you seemed to notice)
<Las`Sava> (I just figure he's a druid)
<Telot> (me too...having traveled i just figured that...)

Quote 4065

<AlcarDM> The Innkeeper spits on the floor. "We don't talk of no emperor here, elf. We have enough problems without wars and famines too."
<Danis`> "By the way, I am a halfling, not an elf. You can tell by my stunning intellectual abilities, and the aptitude with which I wield my sword."
<Danis`> "If I were an elf, I assure you I would not be here in this in speaking with you, but outside, frolicking in the forest, and doing unspeakable things with squirrels, as elves are wont to do."

Quote 4066

* Silvon speaks up in a loud voice. "Alright enough of this. Lets go and visit these Orcs."
* Griki whispers to danis, "Who made him leader"
* Danis` whispers back, "The first thing I learned about adventuring was never to complain when someone volunteers to walk ahead of you."

Quote 4067

<AlcarDM> To put it bluntly the last 3 orcs are massacred in the sort of battle that things like the charge of the light brigade rank as "Awesome Tactics, Man" on.
<AlcarDM> The orcs are dead. The 4 older, experienced orcs, come ouit of the inn. 2 of them are carrying a keg of ale.
<AlcarDM> Some things tend to pentrate even the deepest alcohlic fogs, and finding the young orcs you'd takne out out for a nice stag night (or week, if you can find enough ale) butched on the ground around you tends to be one of those things.
<AlcarDM> The 4 orcs stare at the 3 wounded pcs in a sort of numb disbelief. One of the orcs, an old grizzzeled veteran, plops the keg on the ground and asks if you'd like some ale after you're hard work.

Quote 4068

<AlcarDM> The four orcs head off home with the keg of ale, meeting the one survivor along the way, getting him drunk and congragulating him on having survived his stag night, which might have gone on for another week or so if they hadn't run out of ale. Well, the war causes shortages everywhere, it seems...
<AlcarDM> The three of you are left wounded and alone in the remains of a charred out village
<AlcarDM> « At that moment the Emperors Guard arrives and kills you all as bandits :p »

Quote 4069

<OffonOff> why do i want to suggest we head for what appears to be dead space?
<Tim```> hehe. Cause it means we'll meet the nice aliens? :)
<Tim```> "First .. crap look at those guns ... ah, Last Contact, sir."
<Tim```> - End of Campaign - ;p
* OffonOff was thinking servival time
<Tim```> LOL! That too :)

Quote 4070

<Tim```> "Offonoff just wants to know what all was done to the engines."
<Yuriziel`> "Oh well I was wondering that myself, I was just trying to stop them. It seems someone modified them a bit I believe."
<OffonOff> "Modified? how? as it stands now there responce time is lagged"
<Skrath> "In order to escape the pull of the gas giant's gravity well I had to bypass all the safety systems, aa well as the primary coolant systems."
* OffonOff hits the emergancy stop buttons
<Skrath> "That's why we had a hull breech in the anterior portion of the engineering compartment... makeshift cooling system."
<Skrath> "Relax. The engine was mostly repaired. All the modifications were corrected

Quote 4071

<FirestormZero> but i don't know rules
* Alcar doesn't either
<Alcar> Oh, wait, I guess I shouldn't have said that....
* Caltak does.
* FirestormZero wishes caltak would dm...
* Caltak is quite familiar with the rules, and yet never DMs. :)
<FirestormZero> experiment
<FirestormZero> it'll be just like college!
<FirestormZero> without waking up next to a horse!

Quote 4072

<FirestormZero> You find yourselves in the interior of a giant stone yak.
<Tsume> We do?
<Tsume> Why?
<FirestormZero> (sorry, really bored)
<Sparkie> Never ask why. Only ask if it's lubricated.

Quote 4073

<Balefen> at range i doubt a pistole would break a chain shirt
<Elana-Silvereye> Pistols shouldn't be shot at chain shirts ;p
<Elana-Silvereye> thats like testing if a broadsword will stab through Kevlar

Quote 4074

<Vengath> "We tried the diplomatic way out"
<AlcarDM> The first guard looks at the dead body. "Ah. Human diplomacy. How ... efficient."

Quote 4075

<AlcarDM> <Cally> looks up challengingly "Why do you want to know?"
<AlcarDM> Sher turns her talons back into fingers, too :p
* Argenton`^ smiles "I'm all ears... The more I know, the better, that way I'm not prodding you later when you don't want to talk."
<AlcarDM> <Cally> "Oh."
<AlcarDM> « smooth :) »

Quote 4076

* ArthurQ wonders if Alcar would let ArthurQ play a vampire in Earth
<Alcar> ArthurQ - Would your pc make Blood Wine?
<ArthurQ> Alcar: with real blood no doubt.
<Alcar> ...
<Alcar> No.
<Alcar> Definitely no then :p

Quote 4077

<Barry^Mugan> Now its time to do somthing evil
<AlcarGM> lol. Such as?
<Barry^Mugan> Giving everyone bad hair days! ha!
<Barry^Mugan> j/k

Quote 4078

<Void``> <<do you have any ide what that energy blast was?<<
<AlcarGM> Adam shakes his head "I didn't sense a thing."
<Void``> im stumped
<Void``> severly stumped
<Void``> Why cant just the bad guy fucking step out in front of me so i can kick his ass and go home!!!
<Void``> *yells up at the sky*
* Sparkie shoves Alcar at Void. "Here's one, here's one! Beat him up!"

Quote 4079

* Jenny`^ sighs "Where is everyone?"
<Jenny`^> "They were supposed to have shown up like.. a long time ago..."
* Jenny`^ goes out looking for them
<AlcarGM> Hmm, looking any place in particular?
<Jenny`^> uhm... superhero hangouts? maybe.. I dunno... Supermakets? lol
<AlcarGM> lol
<AlcarGM> Shop Stupid: Shop Hero Mart! (When it's not burnt down, the sight of a war or invaded by aliens!)

Quote 4080

<Carrion`> I wanna teach a few of the peasents that are starting to live there to flourish in there town, and if they need help let the 'ugly'(zombies) people know first.
<Carrion`> then I will talk to the zombies that if I'm need just send message through the portal and let one of my other minions know
<AlcarGM> Ok, that's easy enough to do. You manage it quickly.
<Carrion`> excellent, now back to the semi-real world
* Carrion` quickly returns wanting to create havoc now that he's seen his...'softer' side
<Carrion`> "Conflict, I'm back. I don't care where you are, but I must let a part of my army out and I must destroy something. And I mean Now."

Quote 4081

* ** Wesley``` has joined #game1
<AlcarGM> « wb :) »
<Void``> ((I DIDNT DO IT!!)
* Barry^Mugan looks unhappy now that his clothing ins burnt and the club is gone
<AlcarGM> « LMAO! »
<Wesley```> ((So Void... perhaps you can explain why the club is gone, hmm?))
<StarChild`-> (( of course you did, Void. At least, thats what we're all going to tell everyone. ))

Quote 4082

<AlcarGM> The police arrive, and look at the crater, then at the pcs. A constable says "Oh shit, not heroes again!"
<Bloodhound```> "Evenin', boys. Sorry for the mess, but we actually have someone to help explain this one."

Quote 4083

* Bloodhound``` gives the officers a second version of the story that sounds less insane :)
<AlcarGM> Bloodhound - Oh, this I gotta hear :p
<Bloodhound```> lol
<Bloodhound```> did i mention it would still be insane, just not as insane?
<Bloodhound```> :)
<AlcarGM> hhehe. Ok then :)

Quote 4084

<Void``> Hey guys....you might wanna step back....
* Void`` starts charging up Goku style
<StarChild`-> "Uh... Void... I dont think this is a good idea."
<Void``> "Do you have a better one? Besides, this time a government agent said i could!"
<AlcarGM> The government agent was also willing to drop a freaking meteor on it. That's not generally a sign of reliability :p
<Bloodhound```> "Starchild... are we letting Void and someone just as fragile in the mind as Void make decisions here?"
* StarChild`- nods to Bloodhound, seeming very worried

Quote 4085

<Bloodhound```> "There are better ways of finding out what's going on in there."
* Void`` doesnt attack the forcefield but at all but instead starts moving all the dirt and concreat away from the building and from under it...
<Void``> Calm down im trying to be more sublte here!
<Bloodhound```> "Force doesn't always solve problems, you know."
<Void``> The building will end up falling along with the forcefield and distrupt whatever is going on inside......and voila! no super explosions of energy!
<StarChild`-> "...and this is subtle?"
<Void``> (compared to everything else he's done?)

Quote 4086

<AlcarGM> Semi-conscious seer: "Blesses is the one who reads aloud the words of prophecy, and blessed are those who hear and who keep what is written in it; for the time is near." (Relevations 1:2 - worried yet?)
<AlcarGM> jJ/K
<Bloodhound```> lol
<StarChild`-> (( lol you bastard :P ))

Quote 4087

<Alcar> Stella: "Mom, I brought a succubus home." Summer: "I know dear, Elrond told me..." pause "ELROND!"
<Alcar> That might be a bit *too* evil
<Alcar> Tho it would make a cool divorce case. "My husband slept with a succubus, your honour?" Judge: "Yes, you said he slept with a woman." Summer: "A succubus!
<Alcar> judge: "Whats the difference?"

Quote 4088

<Daveof1> I wonder if the Bible is the Player's Handbook or the DM's Guide???

Quote 4089

<Marcus_Fenway> When I am DM'ng my Fiance, I always try to make things hard... I mean difficult...

Quote 4090

* ** Sparkie has joined #D&D_Dural
<Sparkie> Hi, I'm Sparkie, a dicebot. I can roll dice for you, but today has been a bad day so far, my water elemental girlfriend left me for someone hotter and now I need someone to vent my frustrations on. Well, happy rolling.
<Dural-Cancer> Or do you guys want some other bot?
<Sparkie> Some other bot? Other than *me*?! Surely you jest!
<Dural-Cancer> You wanna bet?
* Sparkie glares at the players ... right?

Quote 4091

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak no think this dragon friendly..."
* Koby` yelps, loudly. "This one think we in deep tarrasque crap."
* Koby` attempts to shoot it. "Bigger than chicken..."
<Sparkie> Koby` 1d20+8: 10 -bow
<Koby`> "Ok, maybe chicken in disguise?" backs up from it
<DuralDm> The arrow flys straight by the dragon and he snorts fire. The arrow drops black

Quote 4092

<Hawk`-`> "Jezus, this thing is real!"
* Hawk`-` draws a Kukri and goes for the eye
<Koby`> "Bad medicine." *glares at the griffon, then says .. not a chicken, not a chicken .. " aims and fires an arrow at it
<Sparkie> Koby` 1d20+8: 9 - Bow + arrow.
<Koby`> .....
<DuralDm> (miss)
<Koby`> "Everything a chicken!"

Quote 4093

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim is a Stout dwarf with blackened Mithral Plate armor, and a large shield, both covered with sharp 6 inch spikes... he carries a Dwarven Waraxe which is always in his hand, with an additional BAttleaxe and 2 throwing axes on his belt. He has one additional pouch and no other 'visible' equipment.
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (( I forgot to add the Visible part last time I played him and someone joked that he didn't have a Dick ))

Quote 4094

<DuralDm> As the group walks you notice a familiar figure in the distance running. 5 minutes later you see that it is the mayor. He thinks that you are his best bet in getting rid of this griffion. He has recked the town destroyed buildings and killed 50 people. The reward is 15,000,000 and 1 acre of land
<Hawk`-`> "Only one?"
* Koby` looks perplexed "How you own land?"
<Hawk`-`> "Tak and Koby need at least 4 for just a wresling contest!"
<DuralDm> "The mayor looks confused what?"
<DuralDm> all right 10
<Hawk`-`> "That works"
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim is busy trying to figure out how much that reward is Devived by 2 (Figuring someone in the group is going to die)

Quote 4095

<DuralDm> Mayor: PLz i might get fired, just hurry i beg of you
<DuralDm> 5,000,00 for each of you
<Koby`> "How dead people fire you?" now thoroughly confused
<Hawk`-`> "Oh right urgancy of the matter and all."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (( Tak cleaves the Mayor and heads to town. ))

Quote 4096

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (( Sorry I was giving the DM some Pointers ))
<Hawk`-`> (just remember to tell him nukular winter is supos to be a bad thing)

Quote 4097

* Koby` fires another arrow from his hiding place, glad it's busy eating tak instead of, oh, him.
<Sparkie> Koby` 1d20+8: 9 - Nice bot?
<Hawk`-`> 1d20+7 (tumble to come out on my feet)
<Koby`> ....
* Koby` shoots Hawk? :)
<Koby`> Or Tak? Sooo many choices.
<DuralDm> The arrow goes flying by and somepone shots nice bot as soon as it hits a tree
<Hawk`-`> (DAMN IT ALCAR WE DON'T NEED A BOW OF ALCAR)
<Koby`> « LOL »
<Koby`> « well it was a one... »
<Hawk`-`> (thats two with in the same game sesstion that should have hit me)

Quote 4098

* Koby` tells the mayor it's a pet.
<Koby`> "We's naming that one george. And this one is going to hug him, and keep him and..."
<DuralDm> Griffion: Im sorry but i have a name and it is Gronkan
<Koby`> "Oh."
<Koby`> "This one called Koby."
<DuralDm> Griffion: Hello koby
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak no like that name."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak call you bait."
<DuralDm> Gronkan: Thank you

Quote 4099

* Koby` nods. Hmm, so feeding sumo wrestlers human body parts disgused, as, oh chicken coudl be evil over a peroid of time ..... would be an interesting game plot, using body builders or something :p
<Koby`> Joe's Gym is sabotaging Frank's Gym by feeding them homeless people.
<Koby`> Nice and quick summary :p
<Hawk`-`> that would do it

Quote 4100

* Beasley looks very tired, and bored. "oh boy...there better be something fun, like loads of traps, in that house. i'm ready to fall asleep!"