Quotes 401 to 500

Quote 401

* Gin`N`Tonic dies a horable death leaving his bar tab to Zacten
<Zacten> (lol, you were an npc anyways, so stop your bitchen')
<Gin`N`Tonic> (NPC's got rights too!)
<Gin`N`Tonic> (I'll sic the SPCN on you)

Quote 402

<Alcar> nope. have him as whatever race etc. you want :)
<VVarner> So I could make him a chipmonk? :)
<Alcar> LOL. one of the main ones, please :)
<VVarner> main ones, ok Alvin, Simon, or Theodor? :)

Quote 403

<Jeramias> "art thou also from Earth?"
<`Sanchez`> "Uh... Earth?"
<`Sanchez`> "I'm from a place that has earth on it... but most places do... it's either that or water"
<`Sanchez`> "Is there a place called Earth?"
<`Sanchez`> "That sounds rather simple for most people i know"
<`Sanchez`> "Then again..." *shuts up, thinking about the ruler of this Britain being named British*

Quote 404

<`Sanchez`> ((huh. explorer has returned))
<Avern> ((it explored part of Britain for the pcs? :p ))
* Avern wants to know what it told us
<`Sanchez`> ("Hi. I cause people aggravation. Dragons and other nasties tried to kill me, but couldn't get me to die fully on account of a 'Fatal Error' message i just kept flashing... so they killed themselves. Whatever. i'm going to eat a hard drive now. Good day")

Quote 405

<VVarner> having a psionist do your white washing is quiet a status symbol :)

Quote 406

* Timbalin will do the talking. with me... maybe 10 minutes to get a ship. with gwin, 4 hours, two sex scenes, and something to do with the Ed Sullivan Show

Quote 407

* Timbalin is stabbed in the back by random npc #423

Quote 408

<VVarner> the rumor is making its way back to the starting point. you'd better book pasage before you turn into serial killers that like to rape kittens

Quote 409

<Bethor_Nosgoth> Maby sparkie the omnipotent can help me get laid. :-P
* Sparkie doesn't make rolls that high :)

Quote 410

<Kayne> KISS MY ASS Sparkie!
<Bethor_Nosgoth> lmao
<Bethor_Nosgoth> Though, i imagine Sparkie has heard worse from other gaming sessions.

Quote 411

<VVarner> I like munchkin PC's some times. it's munchkin players I can't stand

Quote 412

<Sannin> "gal now had the mentality of a 4 years old"
<Sannin> ((lets leave him like this for a while it could be entertaining))

Quote 413

<`Reeve``> (feeblemind. the bane to wizards with an entire arsenal of self-invented weapons of mass destruction)

Quote 414

<VVarner> (Your out gunned but your ship seems to be faster)
<VVarner> (out gunned if you discount the horable things PC's can do to NPC's that is)

Quote 415

<Leafeimmo> "my racoons gone"
<Kynan> "It on ship?"
<Leafeimmo> "yes its on the ship!"
<Kynan> 'If pet on ship, not lost. Know it on ship."
<Leafeimmo> "you idiot it can still be lost!"
<Kynan> "It know it on ship. Know where it is. Not lost."

Quote 416

* Leafeimmo drops his sword
<VVarner> the captain jumps down and kicks leafs sword back into his head, "Problem?"
<VVarner> er hand not head

Quote 417

<Gnomish> "your supos to brake the door down see"
<gwin```> why?
* Gnomish points at it having drive a rather large weadge in the door sealing it tight

Quote 418

<gwin```> yup no sence of hummor so no more jokes while on ship....ok?
<Gnomish> "fine fine but do some thing about the person crying out of help what did you do chain him to the anker?"
<gwin```> ok let the wegde out
<Gnomish> "umm i can't your goign to have to brake the door down"

Quote 419

<Kynan> (not many people lock themselves IN the brig . .)
<VVarner> Kynan you have to admit he found away to get in trouble even in there

Quote 420

* Leafeimmo rus alone the shore after it( gwins boat)
<VVarner> you realize a ship moves faster then you run
* Leafeimmo runs by it fast!
<Leafeimmo> im casing gwins ship not pirate!
<VVarner> gwins ship moves faster then you run
<Leafeimmo> damit
* Kynan takes Ermine to the side of the boat and shows him Leaf. "See leaf run,. Run, leaf run."

Quote 421

* Zacten looks around the wilderness longing for something to steal, er, barrow
* `Drake`` takes Zacten's "Kender for Dummies" book :)

Quote 422

<`Drake``> "Trust me, Luther, some secrets are best left untouched" *winks*
<Alcar-DM> Nanoc feed milly, still loooking oddly at Zactebn
<`Drake``> "Secrets like what i have to do to the cart that made it cost 80 gold"
<`Drake``> (damn! that's the third time milly's eaten! we're not going to have anything left!!)
<LutherH> ((should've taken boat, boats don't eat))
<`Drake``> (trust me, you don't wanna take the boat)
<VVarner> (since when does Milly have a tape worm?)

Quote 423

* Galhalee holds out 2 gp, "This is Milly. She is my friend. Take good care of her and I'll give you two more of these when I leave. If you don't I'll turn you into something your fathers liable to eat for dinner mistakenly"

Quote 424

<VVarner> see what you miss when you don't show for your own games? :)

Quote 425

* `Drake`` pulls out "Grammaticon," the +5 long sword vs. Typo Demons, and "Slowbane," the +4 dwarven throwing axe vs. lag monsters, and just sharpens them, looking about

Quote 426

<Alcar> ok, It's edible . .nto TImbalin stypler but its edible
<`Drake``> (jesus! Alcar, duck!!)
<Alcar> (huh?)
* `Drake`` takes a flying leap over Alcar, striking repeatedly with Grammaticon

Quote 427

<`Drake``> (i have a feeling spark doesn't want me to live)

Quote 428

<Alcar> A young girl, about 17, with spkied black hair, black eyes, pale skin and no weapons is standing their. She has a black cloak that looks oddly like wings.
<`Drake``> (Miiri, the teenage years?)
<`Drake``> (*knows Sin would be proud*) :)

Quote 429

<Resu_Fer> ((leave it to ad&d players to, when faced with a omen fortelling of danger and evil to try making a pass at her))

Quote 430

<Resu_Fer> ((It's all dead! Now go thru it's pockets and look for lose change))

Quote 431

<Resu_Fer> ((alcar i'm kidding. I don't really think chicks are atracted to monsters with long tenticals either :)

Quote 432

<Resu_Fer> ((Elvis isn't dead. He's just one of the DM's NPC's now))

Quote 433

<Resu_Fer> ((PC's are the only thing I know of that can sleep all night undistirbed and wake up disapointed))

Quote 434

<K`---> "well this centory is turning out realy bad...."
<`Drake``> "You're just sore because you're a better dancer when charmed"

Quote 435

<Alcar> (the game trail you're following skirts the farm (a good 200 yards away). You all see a small hut, a garden iwth lots of well growing veggies and no one in sight
* Baliadoc looks over, figuring they went inside to.. uh... do some zombie thing
* Baliadoc either that... or... ewwww!!!

Quote 436

<Baliadoc> (let's see, a city of eternal night, a paved road, the city ruled by blood-suckers with zombies for citizens... if my calculations are correct, we're just outside LA)

Quote 437

* Leafeimmo yells screw it and drops the bow and attacks the lich barehanded
<Alcar> leaf, its floating 15' in the air with a dragon flying at it . .

Quote 438

* Darkomen picks up the figurine of the dragon and drops it in his pouch
<Baliadoc> "That's evil"
<Darkomen> "No Doc, I have good intentions for this."
<Baliadoc> "What? Part of a collection?"
* Alcar wonders if Darkomen plans to paint his new minature dragon?
<Darkomen> (hmm, nice canary yellow would be kewl
* Baliadoc and then use him as a figurine when he plays roleplaying games back home with his elven friends!

Quote 439

<Zacten> ("Aaahhh! Someone have sex with me!")
<K`---> (PLEASE! I CAN'T STAND HIM HITTING ON ME ANY MORE!)

Quote 440

<Warner> I thought kenders killed tarrasque with indigestion

Quote 441

<Warner> it's an unrealistic attepmt to make an unrealistic game realistic.

Quote 442

<Baliadoc> but anyway, the point is he was also just making sure you were dead. sometimes you can never tell how strong your opponent is until you've made him a pile of dust

Quote 443

<Warner> Gwin you have been passed out in your room on the wavechacer. your brewing herbs have aperently given off a strong sedative gas.
<MikoriTim> Gwin tokes up :)

Quote 444

<MessiahX> "I have a ring of invisablility"
<Gnomish> "hay PERFECT!"
<Gnomish> "i can borrow it?"
<Timablin> "No Gnomish, it's his Precious :)"

Quote 445

<Warner> the crew helps tim with the chow wagon and soon has it on the meach
<Warner> beach no meach
<Warner> arg
* Warner takes a gun and shoots his english teacher

Quote 446

* leafimmo hits the dirk
<Warner> leaf dies a horable death and then comes back to life when the DM realizes he ment to hit the dirt not the dirk :)

Quote 447

* MessiahX being invisable walks over to a solder and uses burning hands in his face
<Warner> messiah the face is never the same. but the soldier dosn't seem like he'll mind since he's now dead

Quote 448

<Warner> comon 20
<Sparkie> gwin```` 1d20: 11 shadow walk
<gwin````> (YES!!!)
* Warner slaps him self. the DM isn't suposed to root for the players

Quote 449

<Sparkie> Warner 1d100:12 1
<Warner> wow
<Kynan> what'd THAT do?
<Warner> well I was rolling to see how many NPC's still felt like fighting
<Warner> I can't let it end like this: the citys army comes pooring into in the dark!

Quote 450

<Warner> Mop I don't have it figured. But every one who shows up on time next week will get some :)
<mopdm> cuming through what or should i ask?\
<Warner> I've decided the way to make sure people show up on time is to hand out xp at the start of the game :)

Quote 451

<Warner> one of the hardest to deal with is coming up with a good idea that your PC would never think of.

Quote 452

<ringo``````> elven:"i am ringo i been wondering around in these woods for a long time. and you are?"
<Galhalee> (Ringo Star?)
<ringo``````> (plz hold the ringo jokes:))

Quote 453

* ringo`````` removes the hood showing a big head with large eyes and ivry skin
<Alcar> When ringo removes his head, the x-files theme song plays for a bit :)
<Alcar> head = hood
<Sannin> (its sould better with head)
<Galhalee> (the scary thing is the xfile theme song made more sence when he was removing his head :)

Quote 454

* Galhalee servers up the fondu while handing Shadron a dish rag. (I don't care if he is a demi god he can clean his own plate)
<Alcar> Shadron hands the clean dish back to Gal. Gal notices the dish is not of the same set that he handed to Shadron and looks brand new :)
<Galhalee> "You lazy bastard. Give this back to who ever you stole it from and clean your plate"
* Galhalee grumbles, "I try so hard to have nice things. And he wants to stick me with a missmatched set just because he dosn't feel like washing his dish"

Quote 455

<Galhalee> ((Oh my god. Gal is starting to sound like my mother))

Quote 456

* Alcar notes theres a nice pile of plates near the tree Shadron went behind :)
<Galhalee> you really are a bastard :). Some poor woman is going nuts some where.

Quote 457

* Galhalee shoves the sling back in shadrons hand, "Look you find out who you took this from and you give it back to them if you have to walk the whole face of the planit"
* Galhalee storms off in a sanctomonous huff
<Galhalee> "Or no soup for you!"

Quote 458

* Galhalee looks around for tracks before telling his player, "Damit Warner I'm a Wizard not a Ranger"

Quote 459

<Galhalee> "This world is only so big. What ever you leave behind you you will eventualy trip over again. Leave good things behind you and you'll find them again. You should know this better then anyone. When you harm humanity are you not harming your self?"

Quote 460

* Sannin needs a heat self spell
<Alcar> (not sure if there is one . .you can always find out if Gal knows one :))
<Sannin> (yea or i could always make one)
<Galhalee> (I hope your not refering to fire ball)

Quote 461

<Resu_Fer> (An undead unicorns horn would easily go next to the +4 short sword as a bidding item)
<Resu_Fer> (It would start bidding higher. I could see this easily becoming the material component for making an artifact)
<`Drake``> (yeah, the Dark Sword of Virgin Slaying... for when you just don't want to let the Hero save the Princess you took all that trouble to kidnap)

Quote 462

<Resu_Fer> "He should be fine once he dies. Dosn't look like he's going to enjoy it though."

Quote 463

<Ryu`---> "lets say some thing that should have been dead 50 years ago comes along and kills your boyfriend"
<Silva_Atalanta> "BOYFRIEND?!?!"
<Silva_Atalanta> (you guys actually trying to help her or you just fucking with her mind?)
<Ryu`---> "girlfriend what ever slip of the tounge"
<Silva_Atalanta> "GIRLFRIEND?!?!!!!!!"
<Jeramias> (lol, silva is a girl ryu!)
* Silva_Atalanta slaps Ryu`--- hard

Quote 464

* Silva_Atalanta eats meat hartally figuring plants have no less a right to live then animals. They're just easier to catch.

Quote 465

* Gnomish is trying to calm the raccoon down
<leafim> "do you know how to handle him?
<Gnomish> "i have a rat and a dog for a pet i'm sure i can handle a raccoon"

Quote 466

<VVarner> (Fools teliport in where angels fear to fireball

Quote 467

<Marcus_Fenway> Bad Tempered - Character must make a Wisdom/Willpower check when insulted. If check fails, the chracter will insult the person back.
<Marcus_Fenway> Irritating Personality - A sucessful Wisdom/Willpower check is required in social situations, or the character must roleplay their irritating personality qualities.
<Marcus_Fenway> ... Is that a good Combo?
<Baliadoc> so that's what alamar did for Brak!

Quote 468

<Silva_Atalanta> "Isn't a skeleton just another word for bones?"
<Merzon> " Not if it's walking around on its own "

Quote 469

* Jeramias walks until he either dies in a trap, or makes it to the other side
<Darkomen> "Jer's body will suffice as a trapfinder."

Quote 470

<Silva_Atalanta> (Darkomen I used to just say, "Don't give the DM ideas" I think I'll have to say the same thing about giving kender ideas now :P))

Quote 471

* Silva_Atalanta looks more and more confused and annoyed the more the party talks about wampers
<Alcar-DM> Lisha: "Vampire's well . . . most of them drink people's blood to live, silva . ."
<Darkomen> "That's V as in victim Silva."

Quote 472

<Alcar-DM> that was fun . . never sicked a vacuum cleaner on pcs before :)
<Silva_Atalanta> hehe
<Silva_Atalanta> you should make up a new dragon entry. Call it "Hover Dragon" :)

Quote 473

<Jeramias> I'm thinking of calling my game "Copyright Infringment" :)

Quote 474

<Galhalee> (lets see, a 30'radius fireball directed at a specific body part. might work if you, say fighting GODZILLA!)

Quote 475

* Sannin talks to his hores "so you like grass"
<Alcar> Giant 2 falls over, clutching at his stomach and screaming in agony
<Sannin> (dam typeos! that sounded bad)

Quote 476

<Sannin> "so gal what feist do you have for us this time?"
* Galhalee makes a special treat today. Grilled chease sandwiches :)
<Galhalee> (hey, back in the medevial times a griled chease sandwich would be a big thing :)
<Sannin> (then beans and sausages would be a dish for a king)

Quote 477

<Galhalee> ((Running at breakneck spead in a ad&d game just gives the DM ideas about breaking your neck))

Quote 478

<Resu_Fur> (You know your out of it when you find your self wondering how long it would take to burry the world if our fingernails never decomposed)
<Resu_Fur> (Save us from immortal toenails! :)

Quote 479

* Zacten starts to chop down the wall
* Zacten changes his mind and tunnels through another wall because it is a great stress reliver (really! try it sometime)

Quote 480

<VVarner> nothing is impossible. but many things might as well be :)

Quote 481

<Jeramias> I got the book of carnal knowledge for a reason and I'll be damned if I never use it!

Quote 482

<Galhalee> ((Of all the excuses I've ever thought I'd be using for being late I never would have thought I'd use "I was argueing with a orge"))

Quote 483

<ThurmBald> the voice is being magically enchanced throughout the cave (Young adventures I have been watching you with great interest, it is hardly what I imagined)
<Timbalin> "What's that sposed to mean?"
<`_Gwin_`> its very comical isnt it?
<ThurmBald> (It was foretold to me by my crystal of your comming ... yet your opposition to my plans is hardly a joking matter)
<Kynan> 'Neat crystal. It do tricks?"
<Timbalin> "Huh. I would take it you don't like us. What plan are we opposing? You're being alone?"

Quote 484

<Warner> in its place you see a room filled with bubbling concoctions books and a water cooler? (Have the prop man fired this piece isn't period!)

Quote 485

<Timbalin> (today on Mr. Wizard, i'm going to show you how opening your soul to Satan, the master and supreme being of all the universe, can let you bring back your family in the form of skeletal zombies)

Quote 486

* Gnomish grabs rat by the tail for laffing at him and throws rat at the mage
<VVarner> the rat bouces off the sphere
<`gwin`> (its going to bounce off:))
<Gnomish> (yah but mabe it will quit laffing at me for my mistake)

Quote 487

<Jeramias> screw memorizing all of those rules :) just avoid complicated things like combat, treasure, and role playing

Quote 488

* Timbalin goes back and finds the wand, breaking it in two
<Gnomish> (oh fuck....)
<Kynan> (uh oh)

Quote 489

<Gnomish> (umm doc you do know what braking a magic item does don't you?)
* Timbalin note: Tim knows hardly anything about magical items, and is in a thoroughly pissed mood.
<Gnomish> (ok i can see i'll be whiping bits of tim off of me for a month)

Quote 490

<Warner> (wait a sec, some one broke the wand?)
<Timbalin> yes. i rememberd it and was in a bad mood, so i walked back and broke it. PC and player not knowing much about magical items :)
<Timbalin> technically i'd still be in a bad mood about the mage, but now i have the feeling i'm not going to survive long enough to have emotions much longer :)

Quote 491

<Warner> 1300 for the skelitons. 1000 for making the nasty evil mage go away. Kynan gets the 200 xp prize for most percistant basher and best suporting roll with his sword being the lead actor.
<Warner> Tim gets 300 for the glass and the chemical lobing. and gnomish gets 250 for most creative use of a skeleton with his sheild bashing :)
<Warner> tim gets his posthumously I guess :)
<Baliadoc> hmm... Tim has a floating level up, if he gets ressurected
<Gnomish> )tim gets the gold for the new use of a wand on your own party(

Quote 492

<Warner> hehe what the hell im not sleepy lets here them :)
<Baliadoc> you mean you actually want to hear my recipes?
<Baliadoc> or the quotes?
<Warner> LOL I ment the quotes!
* Baliadoc breaths a sigh of relief

Quote 493

<Warner> I mean psi becomes like nukes. if they have them you have to have them. as soon as you use them though they fuck every thing up.

Quote 494

* Billanallianolas pulled a short sword out of a belt pouch
<Billanallianolas> apperantly nobody finds this odd
<Darkomen> (That's normal, around here.)

Quote 495

* `Reeve`` doesn't really know what else to do at the moment. Reaches into gal and heals him?
<Galhalee> ((INTO???))
<`Reeve``> (i might be able to do it *shrug*)
<MessiahX> ((heheh youv been violated gal))
<Galhalee> (Sorry big boy, I'm not that kind of elf :P)

Quote 496

<Darkomen> (Why do cats look at you like your fungus?)
<Galhalee> (because they don't know the differance?)

Quote 497

<`Reeve``> "You need to take it easy Gal. The little lady pegged you fairly well with a couple of gold coins"
<Darkomen> "I think I see the stamp on the coin, still embedded in your forhead."
<Darkomen> "That'd make a nice tatoo, Gal. For a merchant such as yourself."

Quote 498

* ``````ringo````` goes on realy leting milly do her thing since its preety well trained
<Galhalee> (She, and shes not trained. She's educated. Some times she seems smarter then Gal does)
<Darkomen> (milly can read maps.)
<Galhalee> (just not exceptionally well :)

Quote 499

<Alcar> Seems to be thinking. "Oh, and can you answer me a riddle?" Quotes: ""Now think long and hard of times that would best be forgotten and there in you will know the answer you seek""
<`Reeve``> "Um... i've never been good with riddles"
* Galhalee mumbles in his sleep, "Thats not a riddle"
<Galhalee> "Thats a history teacher trying to keep people interested in class"

Quote 500

<Galhalee> ((just my luck to run into the magic hating priests while I'm asleep))