Quotes 3901 to 4000

Quote 3901

<lucien`> "As Dalton seems to be occupied, I shall introduce him. He is Prince Dalton of Amber, son of Benedict. I assume you and he have put aside your differences for now?"
<Hastur`> I had no differences with him.
<Hastur`> (( what, he just walked up and tried to kill you? "well, yeah...") ))
<lucien`> "I see. I was under the wrong impression, then, I suppose."

Quote 3902

* Stella`- takes out a wand. "Star Power... Activate!" she spins around and glows, while colors fly around her and ribbons fly onto her and form into her costume... oh wait, wrong show! :P
* Stella`- just changes in a somehwta less-spectacular way :P

Quote 3903

<StarChild`-> (( typ there, Woid :P ))
<StarChild`-> (( *typo, lol ))
<Woid``> (um nope, its a joke.... hehe)
<Woid``> (white void....woid...get it?)
<StarChild`-> (( oic ))
<AlcarGM> « you misspelled typo ..... »
<AlcarGM> « is awed :) »

Quote 3904

* StarChild`- flies towards the skeletons, a blade of energy appearing in her hand.
<StarChild`-> "Now what exactly do you boneheads want?"
<Conflict`> "We want what the liveing has!"
<StarChild`-> "Taxes?"

Quote 3905

<AlcarGM> StarChild flies through the fire, it not seeming ot faze her at all
<Carrion_the_Ever-Living> oh shit
<StarChild`-> (( ah, how good it feels when you make the bag guys curse :) ))

Quote 3906

<En_Sabah_Nur> roll int check dc 14 to understadn the map
<Pike``> 1d20 int check dc 14, cause there's no way we're stopping to ask for directions. All human male party.

Quote 3907

<Tim```> I know! We can do Star Trek and have all the importnat people (PCs) beam down (leave the ship) to take stupid risks :p
<DarkEternity> lol
* Tim``` would need to get my shirt torn off, tho. By some cute alien woman who either loves me, or has sex with me or both and dies before the end of the session
* Tim``` ponders the question if androids have chest hair or not...

Quote 3908

<SensorsQ> (Space......the final frontier.......these are the voyagers of the starship, broken cargo. Its contiuing mission. To survive new worlds. To seek out more money and various trade routs. To boldly TRY to survive in the dead of space...)

Quote 3909

<DarkEternity> Both Yuriziel and Collin_Windspeed just to say it again have 9mm Charge SMG's
* SensorsQ has 2 weapons tho *grin*
<Offonoff> (your ego doesn't count)

Quote 3910

* Tim``` attempts to hack past the ice again, before threatening to shoot the computer with a gun to trigger its self preservation instincts since The dominant personality is trying to get attention :P
<DiceServ> Tim``` d20: 18 - hacking (15/7/3)
<DiceServ> Tim``` d6: 5
<Tim```> O again :)
* Tim``` checks the maps to find the core of dove if the hack fails and goes their armed and ready to shoot the computer if it doesn't let us out of hyperspace

Quote 3911

* Caltak didnt get any weapons or equipment... just two rolls of Duct Tape. Every robot needs Duct Tape :P

Quote 3912

<Alcar> hmm, it's easier to rp Tims combat rather than tech side, sadly enough. The only problem is if Tim kept it up, the crew'd mutiny :)
<Caltak> yeah
* Caltak thinks it'd be interesting if Tim at some point got stuck blowing up and then repairing the same peice of equipment, not realizing he;s the one breaking and fixing it :P
<Caltak> "That's it, I've had enough with this damn thing." *Boom* "Oh no, someone's broken this <insert here>!" *fix fix* "Hey, I could've sworn I blew this thing up!" *boom* "What the? I just fixed this thing..." *fix fix* :P
<Caltak> that could go on for a good... week or so :P

Quote 3913

<Darkkin> 4lands is tomarrow :)
<Darkkin> i get to make the worlds 1st Keen Vorpal Butterknife
* Darkkin sees somone swinging a butterknife around
<Darkkin> "Don't make me hurt you"
<Alcar> Player: "But it's a vorpal blae! It should cut his head off!" GM: "It's not keen, or blunt. It's a butter knife! You'd need to use it like a saw!" Player: "But the rules say it can!"

Quote 3914

<Alcar> The undead are entering the manor grounds. Behind them a man emerges from the wood, a were wolf ghost half dragon, half fiend vampire lich polymorphed into a Troll and cursed with immortality.
<Alcar> Hows THAT for tough to justify? :)
<Trakis> [suprisingly, once you get over the "lich ghost" part, anything is possible]
* Alcar adds Kender to it :p
* Argenton`^ just dies of shock

Quote 3915

<Alcar> The man laughs. "Child, child, child. Your parents died by refusing to give it up. I will kill every mortal in the small village near here if you do not give it up. Your friends in Autumn died for refusing to tell me where you'd gone. They hunt you now. I will destroy you until I have it." simply, as if chatting about the weather
<Zoe`-> "This is stupid. That sword is bringing more death than a regular sword, and its not even killing directly. You should just give it to him."

Quote 3916

* Trakis goes to drink gallons of water ;)
<Trakis> [how much do you think i would have to drink to be able to immerse the vampire in water for 3 rounds? ;A)
<Alcar> « Your serious?! I have no idea :p Lots of water, tho :) »
* Trakis calls on his god "time to score ssome browny pointsss, yesss"

Quote 3917

* Vengath mutters afew magical curse words
<Vengath> "god this night never ends.."

Quote 3918

* ** Baliadoc is now known as Rhaet```
* Rhaet``` heads out of the forge, having worked up quite a fancy sword or something, and looks about
<Alcar> Rhaet ses Cally and Zoe talking beside a servant who's saying "I'm not dead? I'm not dead?" surroiunded by the corses of a few humans and lots of undead bodies. The ground is wet in places, scorched in others, some missing as if a smal crater had occured and the air smells vaguely of piss
<Argenton`^> (( lol, you missed alot bali ))
<Rhaet```> ((i know :))
<Rhaet```> ((i'm being filled in))

Quote 3919

<Alcar> Well, lets see... Astrogus has left with Blackie, Rhaett doesn't want anything to do with elves, Vengath doesn't know that Zoe has had sex with her fathe, Trakis is just plain nuts.
<Alcar> And I thought that the Kevren PC group was oddly matched.
<Baliadoc> actually, the more i stay around everyone else, the easier things would be if they were all dead, or if i left :)
<Darkkin> No bali i think things are better off with out elves and the firebearer

Quote 3920

<Alcar> It charges you, screaming a war cry in some language you don't know. It sounds greek to you.
<Bloodhound```> "I don't like being given one option. Dying is so passe."
<Alcar> Since it is greek, that's just an amazing coincidence :p
<StarChild`-> (( greek to you. HAHAHA :P ))
<Bloodhound```> "Especially to a bag of doggie treats."
<Alcar> Skeleton: "Doggie treats?" almost incoherently

Quote 3921

<Alcar> The skeletons crumple into ash udner the same wave of force
<Alcar> It came from the East. Beyond that, you don't know what happened.
* Bloodhound``` thumps unceremoniously into the ground, sitting up a little dazedly
<Bloodhound```> "What the hell was that?"
<Barry^Mugan> "I..don't know but it got rid of the monsters"
<Alcar> « <RandomNPC> "No it didn't! You're all still here!" »

Quote 3922

<Alcar> The man looks at Bloodhound. "Then what doy ou have to do with THIS?!" He gestures to the city
<Bloodhound```> "I was hoping you could tell me. I had some very bad meat last night, and I just got up."
<Bloodhound```> "My keen senses picked up the distress of something very dear to me: my stomach. Then I went for some fresh air, and the dead were walking the street. You think you're confused? I'm not sure whether to write the hotel, or just the restaurant."

Quote 3923

<Bloodhound```> "Wait, go back to that heroes obliterating city streets. Who did that?"
<StarChild`-> (( dont look at me :P ))
<Darkkin> ((nor me))
<ArthurQ> (nore me..)
<Bloodhound```> (so Starchild, Barry, and Void.)
<ArthurQ> (i obliterated a police station, not a city street)
<ArthurQ> (your blasted battle with Wrath)
<StarChild`-> (( I obliterated a van :P ))
<ArthurQ> (then why did so big an area blow up? all i found was body parts!)

Quote 3924

<Bloodhound```> "Wait, go back to that heroes obliterating city streets. Who did that?"
<Alcar> He shakes his head. "I don't know. We got it over the comm a while back. Some nasty shit going down.... everyone died on the street. People don't want answers anymore, they want revenge."
<Bloodhound```> "Oh Christ. Can't a man go out for a poorly prepared dinner and be able to simply have a horrible morning of sickness? I guess you guys wouldn't even benefit much from my help, at this point."

Quote 3925

<Darkkin> Damn i forgot i need to do somthing good before doing another bad thing
<Darkkin> I'll give out free food and drink

Quote 3926

<Alcar> Bloodhound arrives at the centre of town. To the left, a few streets away from the city hall, is a street thats now ruined. The buildings have all collapsed, the street looks af it it decided to become alive and have convulsions (which it did) ..... there isn't a single living person there.
* Bloodhound``` walks around and looks for signs of any of the PCs... besides the huge amounts of property damage, mind you.

Quote 3927

<Alcar> At that moment, you feel something ... break .. you're not sure what, but something just broke, like a dam bursting. Your sense of the PCs - and their powers - returns with a rush of energy as the sessions abruptly ends :p
<Bloodhound```> I'm having my baby!

Quote 3928

<Florana> Some times i think the computer games bring more backwards newbies than dark dungeons

Quote 3929

<Alcar> I mean, people think Disney is good, just because it sells Donald and Mickey... kind of a scary assumption.
<Baliadoc> yeah, but the perception of good sells. it's their schtick.
<Baliadoc> on the other hand, they do as muchj as they can to avoid the public eye on potentially bad issues.
<Alcar> Yeah, so that could make them evil .... *grins* Have the CEOs be in some evil Call of Cthuhuish plot ot take over the world/ascend into another realm via corrupting childrens minds - or destroying their parents lives via a stress-filled trip to the "tourist trap" of Disney world that is a real trap and sucks out part of their souls :p
<MechaBlue> You joke, but the truth may not be far off

Quote 3930

* Florana smiles "Want to sparr? this wait bores me"
* Taura` takes the sharpening tool she was already using and starts to sharpen her horns "Ya sure about that?"
<RaFee`> (( is that a pun or soemthing ))

Quote 3931

<Alcar> A dog with a Fetch power. Has the power to Fetch anything it can conceicably carry, drag in its jaws :p
<Alcar> That would be.... amusing.
<Baliadoc> he'd have to have super speed, too. and possibly flight :)
<Alcar> Of course. The dog could fly through the air and carry you in his jaws :P
<Alcar> Give new meaning to doggie bag....
<Baliadoc> rofl!
<Alcar> Although that would be undignified as hell...
<Baliadoc> ya don't say? ;)

Quote 3932

<Alcar> Up for the game?
<ArthurQ> hubris?
<ArthurQ> or other?
<Alcar> other
<ArthurQ> no phht
<Caltak> personally Id be with Art but I know youre gonna do this game anyway :P

Quote 3933

<StarChild`-> (( I thought City Hall was impregnable! :P ))
<ArthurQ> (it cant get pregnant?)
<Barry^Mugan> ((hmm a baby city hall awww how cute)
<ArthurQ> (if it could, what would it give birth too? Village Hall? Town hall or Boro Hall?)

Quote 3934

<Bloodhound```> "I see. So you're telling me you sense animal powers?"
<Alcar> <Dog> "And human, but they're harder. You all smell alike."
<Bloodhound```> "Interesting. Seems I'm your human counterpart then. What a happy coincidence."
<StarChild`-> (( "Greetings. I am W-3sl3, human/canine relations. This is my counterpart, D0G." ))

Quote 3935

<Alcar> Rick, Barry - 72% of bostons population just died of radiation poisoning.
<Alcar> oh, wait, 70% - you both saved some.
<Chaos`^> ROFL! This is worse than trail!!
* Barry^Mugan really thinks void is a villian but he's to dumb to know it

Quote 3936

<Alcar> The city looks empty. People are lying all over in streets. None of them are moving. Aside from the sounds of a few fire alarms and building alarms - now unnaturally loud in the stillness - the city feels like a tomb, very, very much like a tomb.
<Void``> Hello! Maybe they are just sleeping
<Void``> Like I intended
<StarChild`-> "The grass didnt look very 'asleep' to me, it looked more like burned to death."
<Alcar> <Dog> looks at Void, then says to Bloodhound "Never mind about the intelligence remark. I just remembered it's a human self delusion."
<Void``> Thats grass, not a person!

Quote 3937

* Barry^Mugan` looks the city over
<Barry^Mugan`> "What hells we make ourselfs"

Quote 3938

<Chaos`^> pc's get along as players get along...
<ArthurQ> we dont get along?
<Baliadoc> and, obviously, PC's that like to nuke towns, and beat the crap out of other PCs, like AQ, and then me, respectively.
<ArthurQ> Would you fucking stop saying that

Quote 3939

<ArthurQ> Now you have every reason not to trust him
<ArthurQ> cause the moment he gets free, he is gonna try killing you
<Baliadoc> groovy.
<Baliadoc> party time :)
* Baliadoc hasn't had anyone actually threaten his life yet :)
* Alcar wonders why all my campaigns end up with such strange party relations...
<ArthurQ> because, you dont force the party to be nice and work together like most dm's do

Quote 3940

<Darkkin> hmm lets see
<Darkkin> day 1 centre of city destoried
<Darkkin> day 2 40% of pop dead many more near death
<Darkkin> i wonder what happens on day 3
<Alcar> It's day 7 you should worry about :)

Quote 3941

* Caltak kinda wishes my PC had a chance to join the LJR before helping nuke the city.. hmm.

Quote 3942

<AlcarGM> StarChild hits Void hard just before Voids shield comes up, knocking her back a step.
* Rage` falls back but gets right back up
<Rage`> Bender will you please help me...
<Rage`> I wont fight you starchild.... Heroes shouldnt fight Heroes!
<StarChild`-> "WE'RE NO HEROES!"
* StarChild`- attacks the shield viciously

Quote 3943

<Void``> Everyone is going to blame me........I was just trying to help...
<StarChild`-> "I know. It's not the end of the world, though. You were right about having the chance to fix things, just not about the method of fixing."
<Void``> We can stop a 200 Ton Bridge from collapsing on itself, or bring someone back from the brink of death after a heart attack. We can Light the entire city and fly through space..... we can do anything. Why cant we do that?

Quote 3944

<Void``> How can I possibly fix killing 2 Million people
<StarChild`-> "We can't do anything. As powerful as we are, we have limits. Everone does. And that's really a good thing."
<Void``> (why do i feel like tossing out a few lines from episode 2)
<Barry^Mugan> (cuz ya seen it too many times)
<StarChild`-> "I don't know how, yet. But we can find ways."
<Void``> ("we should be! (all powerufull) She's holding us back!")
<Void``> (it fits soooooooo well into this..... Void feels just like anakin did!)

Quote 3945

* Caltak wonders if StarChild's "It happened, and it's going to always have happened." line confused anyone :P
<ArthurQ> Nah, ive seen so many time travel episodes of startrek that i got it

Quote 3946

<Void``> Did you know you have a dead guy in your basement?
<Void``> In stasis?
* StarChild`- looks at Void. "Oh?"
<StarChild`-> (( said as if he was mentioning we have rats :) ))
<Void``> Yes.... some chinese guy...
<StarChild`-> "oh, you mean Professor Edgebright? I was wonderign where he went."
<Alcar> « Said so casually... »
<StarChild`-> (( well :P ))
<StarChild`-> (( we killed most of the city. Ive seen more corpses in the streets that I ever did on TV. so one more death... *shrug* ))

Quote 3947

<Gemm> I need to have Carrion create a ray of mass destruction, mount it on the university and see what happens
* Alcar blinks
<Alcar> People die? :p

Quote 3948

<Darkkin> i'm sorry but WE the people of NEW boston will not allow us to be nuked
<Darkkin> Those of us who feel that bush is going to nuke us welll we will send that Nuke back at him
<Alcar> Uhm....
<Caltak> oh yes, im sure nuking DC will go over real well :P

Quote 3949

<l3-37> this is funny, Im at the Black Knight's bridge, and he's telling me "None Shall Pass" so im gonna try to shoot him with a crossbow :)
<DrWhat> LOL
<l3-37> virtual reality is fun :P

Quote 3950

* Tim``` has medical skills! Even tho i'm not sure *why*.....
<l3-37> so you can shoot first and bandage wounds later? :P
* DrWhat should have some :)
* DrWhat IS largely a pacifist, after all.
<DrWhat> Then again, what can you expect? My player made me a trader and forgot his ship has NO CARGO BAY

Quote 3951

<Vengath> is vengath a elven magnet?
<Vengath> I mean ..geez
* Vengath gets one dwarf and he likes him and then bam elf elf elf elf elf elf
* Vengath plays wack a elf

Quote 3952

<Argenton`^> Zoe's turning cally into a lesbian.. then she'll have cally from me!!
* Alcar shakes his head
<Alcar> the next NPC I make is going to be so ugly no pc will ever consider sex with them.
* Argenton`^ looks at vengath
<Argenton`^> I've already got a goal, you get the next npc
<Vengath> hehe

Quote 3953

<Alcar> Cally: "I don't dance with others."
<Zoe`-> "Well, have you ever tried it?"
<Alcar> Cally: "Once," quietly.
* Zoe`- looks concerned. "Oh... did something bad happen?"
<Zoe`-> (( lets bet on how he'll die. :) ))
<Alcar> Cally nods. "He died."
<Vengath> (ya poor cally she did the wrong dance)
<Zoe`-> "Oh, dear... what from?"
<Argenton`^> (( She stepped on his foot and he started bleeding.. no one could stop it.. ))
<Zoe`-> (( damn heels lol ))
<Trakis> ["he rubbed up against me then made a funny noise"]

Quote 3954

<Alcar> Drake thanks you all and waves good bye, having enough fodder for stories to last a few decades :)
<Vengath> ("So 2 humans some elfs and a dwarf walk into this bar and.."
<Argenton`^> (( Yeah! the dwarf ordered water!!! That's a story in itself ))
<Zoe`-> (( you forgot the big lizard :) ))
<Argenton`^> (( he comes later ))

Quote 3955

<Zoe`-> my god this has to be the game with the most sexual references ever.

Quote 3956

<Ike> What good is a smuggler without a ship?
<Chaos`^> You can go into debt, but you'll be owing money to some important criminal...
<Alcar> Pizza the Hutt!
<Baliadoc> yay for debt to criminals!
<Baliadoc> the best part of any game :)

Quote 3957

<Chaos`^> Remember: <b>All pc's must be sociable due to dm sanity rules! I don't care if unsociable is good rp, don't go running off for no reason!</b>

Quote 3958

* Alcar 's PC won't even know how to use modern weapons. This is going to be fun.
<ArthurQ> Alcar your seriously playing an ewok?
<Alcar> Nope. Human from a primative world. D&D wizard. :P
<ArthurQ> are you serious?!
<Alcar> Yep.
<Chaos`^> alcar's always been wierd

Quote 3959

<Ike> I'm going all out pilot/computer use/astrogate/bluff/diplomacy..
<ArthurQ> ike......your character is gonna be a copy of mine
<Ike> ArthurQ: Not really, since I didn't know a damn thing about your character, and I'm not going to be force sensetive at all.. And I'm a freaking Twi'lek with tentacles growing out of my haed.
<ArthurQ> i just ment in the skills dept
<Ike> PCs with identacle stats and skills can be polar opposites..

Quote 3960

<ArthurQ> I wouldnt expect the most powerfull Jedi in the galaxy to lose Physical stats
<Ike> They do..
<Ike> It's called aging.
<ArthurQ> D20 is SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY flawed for starwars
<Ike> No.. ANY RPG system is seriously flawed..

Quote 3961

<Alcar> No system is perfect - each one is good at certain settings or game ideas.
<Alcar> A gamist system won't work in a narrative setting, for example.
<Darkkin> em Alcar
<Darkkin> I FOUND a d20 amber site
<Alcar> Oh.
* Alcar is horrfied.
<Alcar> what was it like?
<Darkkin> I don't want to talk about it

Quote 3962

<ArthurQ> Wookies get jipped
<Ike> Yes.. Wookies got screwed in d20.
<Ike> The Empire must have written the d20 stats for a wookie..

Quote 3963

* Lance``` also grabs his gun, and two sets of mirrored shades, which both protect any forward vision we have, as well as having small mirrored sides, so we can see backwards (provided you're okay with that, borrowed it from another game :)
* Lance``` tosses a set to Beth
<AlcarGM> Beth catches them and gives Lance a questioning look
<Lance```> "They don't mess with vision much at night, but Vampires sure get pissed when they can't use their brain voodoo."
<Lance```> "And, since you can't seem to sense them, I doubt I will either. So watch your back."
<AlcarGM> Beth: "Disney vampires .. .Goofy does have big teeth....." as the two of you hurry out. She nods.

Quote 3964

* Lance``` hops back into the wagon of power, and heads off into that big glowing sunset. Wait, that's the power battery of happy thoughts formerly known as the Epcot center!

Quote 3965

<ArtQ-AFK> I got Sean K Reynolds D&D Game Developer to come to an IRC chat next week in my channel
<ArtQ-AFK> If you ever had any rules questions..... i suggest you come
<AlcarGM> "If a one handed thief is wielding a short sword and wants to throw a dagger with his off hand, what are the penalties?"
<AlcarGM> Like that? :p
<ArtQ-AFK> LOL!
<ArtQ-AFK> sure!

Quote 3966

<AlcarGM> You're currently looking at the wrought iron fence of the residental "complex"
<AlcarGM> Beth: "I'm tired of subtle.... Can you open it?"
* Lance``` nods
<Lance```> "Alright then, we go in firing. Strangely, not something I normally do. It's nice to be on vacation."
<AlcarGM> Beth looks at you, startled, then shakes her head

Quote 3967

<Keith`> oh jer... you gotta get back into games, doc's pcs are living to long thies days

Quote 3968

<Jeramias> Out of my pure desire for mental mastrubation, I must inquire as to whether there were any quotes about me while I was gone :)
<Keith`> hmm.. not realy but you got one about you with in less then 5 minets of being back
<Jeramias> I wouldn't put it past the likes of some memebers of our circle *cough* Baliadoc* of making cracks about the guy who isn't here ;)

Quote 3969

<Evan_Bright> "Welcome to the group, Sabo MeyRock. I hope our trip to Myth Drannor is uneventful..."

Quote 3970

<Caltak> hmm.. do Ewoks get a bonus to Hide when hiding in childrens' bedrooms? :P

Quote 3971

<Yaodo> scarey thought: an Ewok taught to speak Basic by a Gungan.

Quote 3972

* Yaodo walks over and pokes it with his spear to check it
<Tor_tonna`^> Yaodo is in the same ship he stowed away on lol
<Yaodo> (( lol! ))
<Yaodo> (( oh skip that last emote then ))

Quote 3973

* Yaodo now thinks "ration" means "inedible stuff" :P
<Yaodo> j/k
<Imogene`> lol
<Imogene`> twinkies!
<Yaodo> where's the cream filling?
<Imogene`> removed as a biohazzard.
* Yaodo so has to find a yellow, cylindrical droid, blow it apart, and say that :P

Quote 3974

<aslhk> I need a name for the vegetarian religion =P
<Imogene`> mcism ? :)
<aslhk> mcism? heh
<Imogene`> mcfollowers and mcfaith and mcspells...
<Imogene`> would be ironic. But not a good name :P
<aslhk> that's horrible =P

Quote 3975

<Baliadoc> holy carp! Jer is on!
<Warner> Baliadoc you old sod! Got any new soup recipies? :)
<Baliadoc> Jeet Swesus! VV is on!
<Warner> Jeet Swesus :) that is sooo cute! You took the lord name in vain using a speach impediment. Ahhh :)

Quote 3976

<WarezBert> i think the funniest thing to throw at high level characters
<WarezBert> is a npc undead with levels as assassin
<WarezBert> eg : a ghost template assassin
<WarezBert> watch in glee as he possesses your bestest buddy mr. cohort, and studies you for 3 rounds!
<WarezBert> oh wait, you dont know that
<WarezBert> you just see your cohort looking at you intently :p

Quote 3977

* Void`` glares at a plant and tries to kill it with radation
<Barry^Mugan> (why do pc's on this world want the druids after them)
<StarChild`-> (( hey, they started it, with me ))

Quote 3978

* Barry^Mugan grabs a book out from in the pack and tosses it at him
<AlcarGM> The book is labelled Spellcasting 101 by one Barry Mugan of Harvard.
<Void``> youve got to be kidding me.
<Void``> I have to be a wizard?!
<Barry^Mugan> "Look up fly"
<Void``> I think i might be better off with a sword....
* Barry^Mugan snickers
<AlcarGM> Fly has 3 versions. 1) find a bird feather and chant. 2) flap your arms and sing "I feel like chicken tonite" or 3) concentrate, speak the words of magic and wave your hands
* StarChild`- rides over near Barry and says quietly: "I just hope he never learns Wish."
* Barry^Mugan laughs at that

Quote 3979

<AlcarGM> <Sparkie> Wild magic effect 2037 is: Caster's head turns to a sphere
<StarChild`-> roflmao
* StarChild`- hopes it doesnt wear off, even when we leave! :P
<AlcarGM> that would be a bit to evil :P
<StarChild`-> aww
<StarChild`-> you're such a hypocrit, one mionute you say something's too evil, then you go and do something more evil :P
<AlcarGM> So? :p

Quote 3980

<Void``> yanno what sucks most about what we did StarChild`-?
<StarChild`-> "Oh I dunno, the fact we killed a whoooole lot of people?"
<Void``> well that, and that there is no more crime to fight
<StarChild`-> "Oh, there will be. There always is."

Quote 3981

<Void``> Alright, im going to go fly across the planet and take care of some evil doers......
<Barry^Mugan> "Alight just don't start no world wars"
<Void``> Just gonna go kill bin laden thats all
* Void`` goes outside and flies off before anyone can say anything
<Void``> (alcar if he has super powers i am SO gonna smack you)

Quote 3982

<ArthurQ> I think void is just gonna nuke the middle east completly, then simply walk into the white house and confess everything
* Alcar blinks
<Alcar> Why me?

Quote 3983

<Marcus_Fenway> The Problem with Sneak attacking a Deity is you can do it only once...
<Keith`> depends on the deity and the exact setting
<Keith`> and weather or not they are a true god or a powerfull demi god
<Marcus_Fenway> What about an Avatar... You Sneak attack an Avatar and His Deity kills you before the Avatar turns around...
<Marcus_Fenway> Like that one Forgotten Realms God who's Avatar is a Decrepid old man, I wonder how many times he has been mugged...

Quote 3984

<AlcarDM> The peasant - who Gurdan recognises with a sense of shock as the infamous Princess Anne - enters the dragons lair
<AlcarDM> Princess Anne glares at Egan "What's this about another princess?!" in a tone of voice best suited to starting a large scale war.
* Egan`- suddenly looks a bit frightened for a brief moment - Which is surprising in a dragon. "
<AlcarDM> Prince Taris, currently getting out of a dress and into normal cloting, stares at the new arrival in horror.
<AlcarDM> Princess Anne looks at the stripping "princess", the servant, the dragon, and comes to several conclusions she discards quickly, rinsing her mind out with soap :p

Quote 3985

* Gurdan pulls a curtain out from his bulging sack and attempts to find something to hang it on. He gives up, and merely holds the curtain himself in front of the prince.
<AlcarDM> Prince Taris stares at Gurdan. "I don't care if my clothes are neat! I just want out of this dress!" somewhat hysterically. "It's pinching me in places i don't want to mention and I can't breathe!"
<Gurdan> "See, your highness, one of your station must be more discriminate of where and when he dresses."
<AlcarDM> Prince Taris: "But not in a real dress!!"

Quote 3986

<AlcarDM> Bard: "Oh, look! There's the dragon. Do you want to kill him now?" in a tone of scathing contempt.
<Knight^Night> "yes.."
* Knight^Night grabs the bard and charges the dragon tossing the bard up into the air and at the dragon

Quote 3987

* Knight^Night yells to egan "Eat him!"
<Knight^Night> "He's a Rippoff"
<Knight^Night> "you eat him and i'll pay you 100 gold!"
<Egan`-> "I dont eat humans, though."
* Egan`- hears "100 gold" and almost considers it :P
<Knight^Night> "200 gold?"
<AlcarDM> Bard (between gasps of pain) begins to sing "Knight Night rode out one day, to find an evil he could slay. He road throhgh hills, he roade through *ow* dells and cross forests tall anf mountains fell. He found one in a dark wood, and used his potion of - *ow* good, and fell in love with the orge and they lived - Damn you! - happily ever after!"
<Knight^Night> "Damn it 1000 gold!"

Quote 3988

<Gurdan> "Well, perhaps your father will arrange a marriage for you when you return. Well, not right after you return, I mean, you'll have to live down being paraded around the castle in a dress first, your highness, but after that."
<AlcarDM> Prince Taris whimpers, then thinks about this day. "It can't be any worse than this. Can we go home now? Please?"
<Gurdan> "Certainly, your highness. But next time this sort of thing happens, you should ask them to request a more flattering dress. That colour really didn't match your complexion."
<AlcarDM> The area the deceased bard is buried in grows food surprisigly fast, largely because the food wants tog et away from the bard's ghost singing them songs. Prince Taris follows his faithful servant back to the palace, begging Gurdan to never mention this day to anyone, ever.
<Gurdan> "Oh, I hardly think anyone would be interested after last night. But you wouldn't remember that, would you?"

Quote 3989

* Carrion` looks around to make sure no ones around and pulls out potion of small town
<AlcarGM> Potion of ... small town. Ok. % of inbreeding? :)
<Sparkie> Carrion` 1d100: 56
<Carrion`> hey why not
<Jenny`^> uncle dad?
<Barry^Mugan> uncle dad granpa

Quote 3990

<Caltak> Dungeon Delver isnt a class, is it? if so, Im gonna laugh hysterically.
<ArthurQ> Song and Silence
<Caltak> HHAHHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Quote 3991

* Caltak falls over
<Caltak> I cant...hehe...believe its a class....hehehe....thats horrible...
<Caltak> the concept is hilarious and horrifying at the same time..

Quote 3992

* Caltak will have to kill all Dungeon Delvers he meets, then.
<Caltak> on principle
<ArthurQ> why?
<Caltak> it's just a crime against nature, thats why
<Caltak> well its a crime against a lot of things
<ArthurQ> i dont get it really
<aslhk> if you must ask why today, you will never understand!
<Alcar> PC: "Hi, I'm a dungeon delver, I'm here to .. " Mayor: "Get away from my daughter, you freak!" PC: ".. save your city?"
<Caltak> its called a Dungeon Delver! 'nuff said, really.

Quote 3993

<Keith`> Sword and Sorsury
<Alcar> that a setting or ?
<Keith`> use to have its own system
<Keith`> overly detailed and heavy on rolling
<Keith`> down to the point you figured out where you hit the person
<Keith`> only redeaming factor is head shots would almost always kill some one instently

Quote 3994

<Keith`> remember thaco you love thaco
<ArthurQ> no i dont
<Keith`> and negetive armor
* ArthurQ sets keith on ignore

Quote 3995

<Reykemias> i used to play video games all the time, it was my life (well, a quarter of it). then i became a dm, and realized it was more fun, because i could make whatever i wanted with the game

Quote 3996

<Keith`> what kinda professtion would be good for an ewok?
<ArthurQ> bower Flecher
* Keith` was thinking more of merchent...
<Alcar> exotic dancer
<Alcar> shaved, if you want to be really exotic :)

Quote 3997

<Tor-Tonna`^> "I have an erand for you to run.. and I would also like you to teach this young ewok how to run his ship."
<Kerin``> He....he has a ship?
* Kerin`` recomposes himself.
<Kerin``> What is the Errand?
<Tor-Tonna`^> Luke nods and points over to an upside down frieghter next to the pyramid

Quote 3998

<Tor-Tonna`^> You go about a Kilomiter, and ...
<Tor-Tonna`^> why am I using metrics?
<Tor-Tonna`^> You go about a mile and find a nice little fort
<Tor-Tonna`^> =p

Quote 3999

<Tor-Tonna`^> (( sorry, was looking up ship combat ;)
<Kerin``> (crap...)
<Fooz> (i don't even know the stats on my ship so..)
<Imogene`> « just make it up :p »
<Kerin``> (i dont have the stats on mine either.. Koori has that)

Quote 4000

<Vizero> "I do hope the Force was with you, Master, because I've a feeling it didn't feel like being with us."