Quotes 3801 to 3900

Quote 3801

<Whheeee> "You know, surrender is always an option," conversationally from above. "We're very open minded that way."
<Sparkie> ElanaDM` 1d20+18: 30 bite
<Sparkie> ElanaDM` 1d8+12: 16 bite
<ElanaDM`> Nograd tears the Salamander a new one
<Whheeee> "We're so open minded we promote biting unhealthy species and giving ourselves possible viral infections ... "
* Whheeee heaves another sigh. "This is so not working out."

Quote 3802

<Whheeee> your pc has the goblins after him, Chaos' the Undead. Caltak's pc might have entire religions after hir, Darkkins might have most human nobility after his if he seriously tries to start up a new line of nobility and WarezBert's is trying to hunt down some creature that killed some of his people
<Baliadoc> rofl
<Baliadoc> jesus...
<Whheeee> So to summarize you're all !listers and the NPCs are #game1 :p
<Baliadoc> i take it you're not going to bother with any other plot? ;)

Quote 3803

<ElanaDM> you see a charred smoking man floating in the middle of the bar, just behind where the portal was
<Whheeee> "Who would want to make it? I mean, I suppose this place could have used a renovation, but.."
<ElanaDM> Greego: "and it looks like Ignas's flame went out for some reason"
<ElanaDM> Greego: "I have no idea"
* Sandra`- looks at the charred, smoking man ((and points to the No Smoking sign!! :P ))
<ElanaDM> Greego walks back out into the square in front of the smoldering corpse bar

Quote 3804

<Chaos`^> (( All an elf is, is a human with pointy ears... isn't it? ))
<Sandra`-> (( nah ))
<Chaos`^> (( That's how they're preceived ))
<Sandra`-> (( eating a monkey isnt canablism :) ))
<Whheeee> « Chaos - certainly not! *I* wouldn't go around making centaurs if someone just made my ears pointy. And besides, elves are better than huamns. You never hear of the elf equivalent of the ape .... they never *had* to evolve »
<Chaos`^> (( Duh, the cat =p ))

Quote 3805

<Scarecrow_Carried_Brain> Just get Japanese RPG's....the mecha stat's are so acurate you can build the shit

Quote 3806

<Ike> Step out of your fantasy world, Cal.. You can't use magic.
<Caltak> I know I cant, thats why I have the wands, duh!

Quote 3807

<Rhaet> "What are you on about?"
* Argenton`^ pulls rhaet down to his rock "They're expert marxmen.."
<Rhaet> "Are you being hunted?" (("By communists!?" - sorry, couldn't help it, with the marxmen thing :))

Quote 3808

<AlcarDM> StarChild - The girl looks at you, then says. "He's in our world. Our laws apply here." Her expression is no longer welcoming. "I'm sorry."
* StarChild`- seems disappointed. "Well, what are you going to do with him, then?"
<AlcarDM> StarChild - The girl looks at you, then says "Death, if he's lucky."
* StarChild`- blinks. "Ut oh. Um... isn't there any way I can get him back? I don't think our mother would like it if I came back and told her he was killed by druids living in a giant tree... And she's probably want me to submit to a drug test..."

Quote 3809

<Argenton`^> "Who's Vikel?"
<Rhaet> "Someone I currently owe a debt to."
<Argenton`^> "Oh... Well.. A small debt isn't your soul.. right?"
<Rhaet> "My soul? Not yet. Others souls, now that's a different storry."
<Argenton`^> "I'll pretend I didn't hear that.."

Quote 3810

<Vengath> "I do amire such work"
<Vengath> "Theres not many works at all on the dead walking like this"
<Rhaet> "Well, evil is said to have many faces."
<Rhaet> "It's an attempt at style, I suppose. Though all evil really seems to have a problem with being clean, it seems."
<AlcarDM> « Hey! I shower every day! »

Quote 3811

<Rhaet> "I'm going to clean the wound, then. Vengath, I'll need a few things to help me."
* Rhaet rattles off the names of a few herbs and salts, some of which one would only find underground, most likely :)
* Argenton`^ falls over from the pain of his skin being eaten alive =p
<Vengath> "Check with the servents they will help"
<AlcarDM> Argenton whispers "Brraaiinnnns." Ok, maybe not. But it's tempting.
<Rhaet> "Fine, forget that. I need a very clean knife, and I need it now."
<Rhaet> "Your servants be damned! This man needs help, and you're the only one here. Get your scrawny behind moving!"
* Argenton`^ makes a mental note to kill Vengath first when he becomes a zombie.. or even if he doesn't...

Quote 3812

<AlcarDM> Summer is in the kitchen, making supper. She looks up. "Oh! You're back! Did you find him?"
<StarChild`-> "Yeah. Apparently, pretending to be highborn is a very, very serious offense over there. Luckily I convinced them to let him go. He's a little... worse for wear, though, but I think I know someone who can help." *looks up Wesley's number (as she lost his card before :P) and tries to call him*
<Rhaet> (("Stella? Bad news. I'm a fucking dwarf right now. I'll get back to you."))

Quote 3813

<StarChild`-> "Oh by the way, the bathroom isnt a portal anymore, so no need to worry about that."
<AlcarDM> <Summer Windchaser> "That's good." She frowns. "Serious offense? Is he all right?"
<StarChild`-> "Well, he's alive. He's just going to be a bit... calmer and quieter for a while."
<AlcarDM> « Oh, that's sick »
<Vengath> ((ya hehe))
<AlcarDM> Bender makes a strangled sound behind StarChild
<Vengath> ((i hope summer does not have mind reading..oh wait shes a mother she does!))
<StarChild`-> (( what? :P ))
<StarChild`-> (( what? should I have said "Oh yeah, he's fine, but they just chopped off his tongue and balls. But other then that, he's fine, yeah." ))

Quote 3814

<AlcarGM> Tracy: "Oh, so the hero is the one who is standing after the fight is over and over a few city blocks are destroyed?" sarcastically
<ArthurQ> With my powers i would protect the few people i cared about........but i wont lie....i would go out of my way to hurt those that did wrong...like what happend in Newyork...*Sigh*.. um..if. .. If i had them that is.
<StarChild`-> (( oh, nice coverup :P ))

Quote 3815

<AlcarGM> SuitL "We're not moving, but the sensors thing we are.." nervously.
<Max^Mason> "gah.."
<Max^Mason> "Full Charge on weapons will see if we can break the barrier"
* Max^Mason backs up some tho and begins fireing
<AlcarGM> Suit: "Weapons.. away." *pause* "According to sensors, we just killed 3 birds." *Pause* "Barrier unharmed. Composition of barrier unknown."
<Max^Mason> "hmm..."
<Max^Mason> "i hate to say this but we need help.."
<Max^Mason> "i'll call the super friends they will help"
<Max^Mason> hehe
<Max^Mason> They are friends and they are super

Quote 3816

<Void--> "I cant wait to play in one of Alcar's Games" <-- Proposed addiion to the list of Famous Last Words

Quote 3817

<FnordBear> "Don't worry, there couldnt possibly be more than one tarasque!"
<Void--> um.....
<Void--> Fnord you obviously have never played Alcar's Kevren

Quote 3818

<Ugzilla> "I turn the Vampire lord"

Quote 3819

<FnordBear> "Look that bronze dragon we were supposed to meet is albino!"

Quote 3820

<Tarician_DM> "Im glad mage armor protects you from magic" (As the PC enters the evil wizard's lab)

Quote 3821

<Ugzilla> "shit! weapons!!!...(i oculd have sworn we forgot something)"

Quote 3822

<FnordBear> "How dangerous can a couple of kobolds be?"

Quote 3823

<Tarician_DM> "Its not very deep..."

Quote 3824

<Tarician_DM> "Bah, troll stand no chance against me and my +1 shortsword"

Quote 3825

<Tarician_DM> "What do you mean "theres something behind you"?"

Quote 3826

<Tarician_DM> "How dangerous could this forest be, we're only staying one night."

Quote 3827

<DyingTwilight> "elminster's not so tough.......right?"

Quote 3828

<Tarician_DM> "Dont worry, i never fall asleep on watch"

Quote 3829

<Void--> "I'll stop if you apologize and show yourself......and maybe explain what the hell is going on....."
<AlcarGM> <Bender> appears again, obviously reluctantly. Shi bites hir lip, then frowns, then looks around. Shi looks at Void then surprisingly smiles. "It might take a while..."
<Void--> Try me....
<AlcarGM> <Bender> takes a deep breath. "Oh Barry took Adam to another world, Adam pretended to be noble and got his tongue cut out and his - uh, got hurt, too. Stel - err, StarChild and me got Adam back and Barry came back and took Adam hear. And, uhm, switched bodies."
* Void-- floats there silently...
<Void--> Alright... uhg..... why cant you people keep it simple and just fight the ones trying to take over the world?
<AlcarGM> <Bender> "We do that, too. I think," apologetically

Quote 3830

<Lucien`> "Do you think you could just make a bit of fire?"
* Adwyn shrugs. "Don't see why not." and does that, instead.
<EltananGM> ((Lucien, do you have a beard?))
<Lucien`> ((I have the feeling the proper response is, "Not any more."))
<EltananGM> ((LOL, give that man a prize))
<Lucien`> ((but yes =P))
<EltananGM> Okay, as Adwyn conjures the fire, the conjuration-energy is amplified by the proximity of the Fount and a small fireball ignites Lucien's beard.

Quote 3831

<Adwyn> hnmm, my brain is almost toast due to lack of sleep. Would be a perfect time to run Wesley's loss of nind :p
<Adwyn> mind, too.
<Dalton```> lol
* Dalton``` really has to go in a few minutes though :)
* Adwyn is too tired to actually do it :p
<Dalton```> oh, i see :)
<Dalton```> i mean, technically, if you're in the same frame of mind i am (which i'm guessing you are), the game would actually run smoothly, if either of us had the brain-power to do it :)
<Adwyn> Yeah :)
<Adwyn> Typoing would be beyond horrible on my end :)
* Dalton``` can theoretically go insane, at this point. Whether I can portray that in character is the iffy part

Quote 3832

<Warner> what exactly are you guys talking about if you dont mind my asking?
<Adwyn> Hubris. A nicely strange super heroic unknown armies modern earth campaign thingy.
<Warner> that all sounds normal for this channel. so whats this about someones brother not waking up?
<Adwyn> Oh. NPC is in a coma thanks to an altercation with an army of undead skeletons (well, 18 of 'em) who tried to take over the Boston Harbour.
<Warner> ah ok. that sounds more normal as well :)

Quote 3833

<Alcar> Your father must still be in the village helping people, the dwarf and human are sleeping or eating in the kitchens.
<Alcar> « normal = back to what it should be »
<Vengath> ((ok spell only lasted one hour :P)
<Alcar> « *smacks himself* »
<Vengath> (its understandable i know my spells more than the dm :P)
<Alcar> The undead aren't moving anyhow, perhaps because it's day time or they've tried to leave and haven't been able to. They're not fidgeting or breathing and look as if they are still frozen, in effect.
<Alcar> « "As the DM recovers, the crowd goes wild!" »

Quote 3834

<Tech-Sensei> !wildmagic Sparkie
<Surge-bot> Wild magic effect 3607 is: Sparkie attracts moths like a flame

Quote 3835

<crOSswire> !wildmagic Sparkie
<Sparkie> Wild magic effect 5890 is: Sparkie's touch causes water to become carbonated for 1d10 turns

Quote 3836

* Vengath goes over to his servent wondering why he's still there and asks him about why he brings the coat and such
<Alcar> The invisible servant replies in a voice much like the whisper of a demented psychopath as he stands behind you with a long, sharp knife....
* Alcar glares at Sparkie . .Put that down!
<Alcar> Ahem. The invisible servant replies in a voice much like the whisper of a summer breeze.
<Alcar> I. Servant: "Metal smelled of rocks, my maker. You wish for larger ones?"

Quote 3837

* Trakiss pulls a chunk of meat out of his pocket and tears a piece off, eating it hungrily
<Alcar> The servant who has been standing behind Trakiss offers some more of the now cooling roast rabbit.
* Trakiss puts more rabbit in his pocket
<Alcar> The servant shoos some flies away from the body, trying to get the bugs off the bunny.
<Rhaet```> ((wow. that was such a bad joke it was hilarious :))

Quote 3838

<Trakiss> "musst help! needs save the people!"
* Trakiss 's tail twitches agitatedly, seemingly with a life of its own
<Rhaet```> "What is happening to your people?"
* Trakiss 's eyes assume a faraway look
<Trakiss> "gone"
* Trakiss croons the word
<Rhaet```> "What's wrong?"
<Trakiss> "gooonnnnee"
<Trakiss> "all gone"
* Vengath walks around in his lizardman boots

Quote 3839

<Rhaet```> "Well, I tell you what. You stick around, maybe we can work something out, when I'm able to return to the mountains."
<Rhaet```> "That's the best I can do for you, until you can tell me more."
<Trakiss> "stick arounds... sticks to what?"
<Rhaet```> "Ah. I mean stay around. Help me fight off goblins, if you're a fighting sort. If I can trust you, I can tell you more."
* Trakiss twitches a bit, and blinks several times
<Trakiss> "trusst me? yes, you can, yes. tells me more now?"
<Rhaet```> "Heh, it's not that easy. You're going to have to do a bit more than just tell me I can trust you."

Quote 3840

<Rhaet```> "And yes, I'm ready to get to work, if you don't need anything else?" *to Trakiss* "By the way, my name is Rhaet."
<Alcar> me just realised he never introduced myself. "Hi. I'm Alcar, you're sleep deprived DM of the evening! You get a game *and* the joy of the DM forgetting plot things like spell times or people being chained to walls and recovering from errors!" Hmm, it's missing something... :P
<Trakiss> [you need some typos ;p ]

Quote 3841

<Alcar> The human, dwarf and lizardman head towards the village. By dint of superheroic effort, the DM makes no Increnible Journey references. If there was a local inn or pub, they'd close it thinking you were a joke about to enter the premises.

Quote 3842

* Trakiss makes an 'obscuring mist' over by some bushes, and does his business

Quote 3843

<Trakiss> so at like lvl 17 or something, when i get my lvl 9 domain spell, what'll be the logic behind me being able to summon a horde of water elementals?
<Alcar> It's magic. Since when does logic apply? :)
<Trakiss> just sayin
<Trakiss> most elementals are gods
<Trakiss> then that means i have a religious crisis when i summon them?
<Alcar> LOL. Elemental spirits are gods. The run of the mill elemental is just something made/summoned by magic

Quote 3844

<Trakiss> "what else does it do? yess, tell me more"
<Rhaet```> "I don't think it does anything else. It's just a key."
* Trakiss seems confused
<Trakiss> "Shi Needs the key... for what? must get, but why?"
<Rhaet```> "I thought you said it was a He? I'm confused."
<Trakiss> "Semuanya iss not... either. iss... both... and not."
<Trakiss> [its religion dude :p it never gets better than confused ;p ]

Quote 3845

<Vengath> "lets see you forge Rhaet"
<Trakiss> [wow, you are a forger? can you get me a drivers license?]

Quote 3846

<Alcar> Rhaet finishes his work, since this is basic forging he learned when really young. And the humans won't know the difference between it and what a master smith could do, anyhow.
* Rhaet``` heads outside, enjoying the refreshing evening breeze (assuming it's evening, by now)
<Alcar> Does Rhaet want to show his scorn to humans by adding a Made in Taiwan (sp) label to the plough? :p
<Rhaet```> nah, i'm not mean :)

Quote 3847

<Trakiss> [the most complex games often have deceptively simple rules]
<Vengath> (so whats that make dnd)
<Alcar> « One word: THAC0 »

Quote 3848

<Alcar> Dragon: "Horse? You want my horse?" PC shouts: "HORDE!" Dragon: "No need to shout. I have one of those .. I think. Maybe i misplaced it..."
<Alcar> old dragon would be fun :)

Quote 3849

<Caltak> (( WELL HURRY UP AND CATCH UP DAMN YOU BALI :P ))
<Wesley```> ((i'm working on it! i have to go insane, first))
<Caltak> (( WELL HURRY UP AND GO INSANE YOU COMPUTER PROBLEM HAVING JERKFACE!!! :P ))
<Wesley```> ((uhm... I can go to ooc if you guys wanna yell at me? :))

Quote 3850

<Alcar> Woman: "I do not know why you are here again, old beloved. You are doing whatever you are doing to yourself. Hiding, I suspect."
<Wesley```> "I'm sorry to break this to you, but I am not 'old beloved.' First, I haven't had a date in months. Second, it makes me sound like a race horse. And why would I be hiding?"
<Alcar> The woman smiles sadly. "Only you can know that."
<Barry^Mugan> ((put the gun to your head and tell yourself if you don't stop hiding you'll fire))
<Chaos`^> (( Is that considered a hostage situation? ))

Quote 3851

<Wesley```> "So then, who's next?"
<Alcar> There is no reply. A small stuffed teddy bear walks by you, however. Holding a meat cleaver.
* Wesley``` jumps about three feet in the air, screaming a curse
<Wesley```> "What's all that about!?"
<Alcar> The bear looks at you, his (her?) expression grim and dark. "Have you seen Jimmy? The little bastard went and got a dog as a new best friend. I'm gonna deliver Rover's head to him," in a gruff, nasty voice.
* Wesley``` doesn't really want to know why, but follows it for a while
<Wesley```> "Sweet jesus. What the hell am I on!?"

Quote 3852

<Alcar> Odd figures are moving around you in this land. In the distance, a woman with a body to die for is doing a sensuous dance, slowly taking layers of clothing and putting them *on* erotically. The bear nods, and walks away, vanishing into the swirling landscape. Something hits the grond behind you, with the crack of a breaking neck.
<Alcar> A dead brown cow lies on the ground, body looking like a contorsionist's (sp?) nightmare. "Didn't make the jump that time," the head says conversationally. "Damned moon."
<Alcar> Oh, yes, and nothing else is moving over the moon, now.

Quote 3853

<Alcar> <The Finder of Seekers> "What is your other question?"
<Wesley```> "Oh, nevermind. It's probably part of the damned compact, or some other gibberish you'll throw at me. Higher powers forbid anything remotely mysterious has a damn library on hand to try and help understand this stuff."
<Alcar> <The Finder of Seekers> stops smiling. "There is power and Power, seeker. I speak only truth."
<Wesley```> "Yeah, yeah. You speak truth. I speak English. You want me to understand you? Try lying a little. Too much truth and I get confused."

Quote 3854

<Alcar> <The Finder of Seekers> shakes his head, amused. "Lies seeking more lies... "
<Wesley```> "You don't seem to get it. I'm an American. If we can do one thing right, it's lie. If you could get your head below the clouds, I'd say you should do it sometime, and see what we're like."

Quote 3855

<Alcar> <Wendall> "Leave me alone!" The skeleton continues coming. If it's speaking, you don't hear it. Wendall sees you, and stares in shock. "Mr Lancaster?!" in a "Mr Livingston, I presume?" tone of voice. The skeleton stabs him in the back with the sword and Wnedall falsl to his knees, but you don't see any blood.
* Wesley``` pulls out his gun and shoots said skeleton in the head :)
<Alcar> The skeleton's head shatters. The body staggers and the remains of the head say "S-mart. An s-mart weapon." The skeleton dissolves into small pink flamingos.
<Wesley```> "Say hello to disco for me."

Quote 3856

<Wesley```> "Alright, now to figure out where the hell the city went."
<Alcar> <Wendall> "I saw one. It was full of sky scrapers cutting into the sky and making it bleed orange and purple and there were angels singing rap songs," in a distant, sing-song tone. Mostly normally: "I'd rather not go back there."
<Wesley```> "That'd be LA. The genital wart of the US."

Quote 3857

<Alcar> Wrath is somewhere outside the, uhm, snowglobe inside the paper airplane sitting on a mountain.
<Caltak> (( oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funky :) ))
* Wesley``` attempts to get himself back to Wrath
* Caltak (( tries to wrap his brain around it, but realizes he should have had the wrapping paper turned the other way, and besides, its not even the mayor's birthday yet, since the cake melted yesterday two hours later in a week before next year. ))

Quote 3858

<WarezBert> D&D can be a nice, entertaining way of flexing your imagination, and working out some mental stress
<WarezBert> Alcars campaigns are a nice alternative to heavy drug use

Quote 3859

<Alcar> The world changes, blurs and shudders slightly, grey fog flickering around you. There is a feeling of presure, then emptiness. You blink, or perhaps imagine you blink,. and you;'re standing in your office. In Boston. There is snow on the windows.
<Wesley```> "Wait... what?"
<Alcar> nothing replies. The office is silent except for you.
<Darkkin> ((and on your desk is a book title alice in wonderland))
<Caltak> (( on your desk is a strange white powder, and several empty syringes dripping a strange fluid :P ))

Quote 3860

<Barry^Mugan> where am i
<Alcar> You're currently unconscious, bandaged, tied up and hanging by your ankles in Stella's bedroom closet.
<Alcar> It's not as kinky as it sounds :)
<Barry^Mugan> If i wake up theres going to be hell to pay
<Barry^Mugan> just cuz i'm going to have a headake

Quote 3861

<Wesley```> "So it sounds like the party went sour?"
<Stella`-> "A bit, yeah."
<Alcar> Adam: "They hurt me for lying." He looks reluctant to continue.
<Stella`-> "Good moral, bad fable."

Quote 3862

<Wesley```> "It's difficult to say for sure. After this whole thing started I began to see... things. Nothing big, just small differences in things, like catching a weird glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye. I think I went into that corner."
<Alcar> <Bender> "Oh." Shi just looks confused. "Could you explain your explanation?"
<Alcar> <Bender> looks at Wesley "Like a dream?"
<Wesley```> "I guess, but someone elses dream."
<Stella`-> (( "The dream of a drugged up looney in an institution after shock therapy. Or Alcar on a normal day. ))

Quote 3863

<Alcar> And AI's are just fun as NPCs.
<Baliadoc> oh totally. especially ones playing God :)
<Alcar> AI: "Welcome to Elevator 5! We're going up to floor 342. As we go up, I want to ask a question: If an elevatar fal lsdown a shaft, and no one is around to hear, does it really fall? Oh, yes, and the shaft is sound proof."
<Alcar> PCs murdered by philosophical elevator.
<Alcar> It would be an unique way to go.
<Baliadoc> that's one way to put it.

Quote 3864

<En_Sabah_Nur> i have the first session pretty much set up with all the stuff ready for 3 different directions and each of those with 3 different directions with different outcomes
<Alcar> Why bother? The PCs will end up taking option 3473.2 anyhow.
<En_Sabah_Nur> trust me there is only 3 ways. 4 if you include the pcs death
<Alcar> En_Sabah_Nur - There are *always* other ways. Always. Unless the players have no imagination or the Gm railroads a game excessively
<En_Sabah_Nur> no there is always 4 ways no matter what
<En_Sabah_Nur> the hard way, the easy way, the dm way, and death

Quote 3865

<StarShade> If you do not need good luck, it means the DM is cheating in your favor. ;)

Quote 3866

<StarShade> Oh, what did the Yugoloth say to the Yugoloth female?
<StarShade> Yugo-Girl!

Quote 3867

<ArthurQ> (um describe yourself would you?)
<Bloodhound```> (lemme find myself real quick)
<AlcarGM> « lol »
<ArthurQ> (try a mirror)
<ArthurQ> (Alcar thats one for the quotes man)
<Bloodhound```> (nah, my character is not a fat, brown haired white boy ;)
<ArthurQ> (um...wtf?)
<AlcarGM> « LOL »

Quote 3868

<AlcarGM> The recruiter looks astonished, then nods and makes some phone calls. After a few seconds, he says "Here. This is LJR central."
<StarChild`-> (( does he hand me the phone? :) ))
<AlcarGM> StarChild - Yep. You get static on the other end, then a voice "Hello?"
<StarChild`-> "Hello? This is StarChild. You probably remember me. You know, the one you blew up in orbit?"

Quote 3869

* Void`` opens the window back up and flies out
* Bloodhound``` jumps after him, taking off at a run
<Void``> (you realize its a good 10 stories down at least?)
<Bloodhound```> (only? i am a super hero, after all. and that's what other tall buildings are for :)

Quote 3870

<Baby_Rick> [i bet all the insurance companies have quietly declared banckruptcy and gone to join their bank accounts in switzerland]
<StarChild`-> (( and there they meet the Swiss super heroes! Bank Account Man, Swiss Army Knife Girl, and Neutrality Boy! :P ))
<Baby_Rick> [hehe, and their mascot, big blind moneylender!]
<StarChild`-> (( Which are, of course, much better then France's main super hero, The Surrenderer. :) ))
<Void``> (Or Britains, the Tea Time Man)
<StarChild`-> (( Tea Time Man and Fog Boy. ))

Quote 3871

* Bloodhound``` takes a look around
<Void``> or do you need a scooby snack first?
<Void``> (sorry i couldnt resist)
<Bloodhound```> "Cute."
<Void``> I try
<Bloodhound```> "Don't."
<Void``> It comes and goes natrually
<Bloodhound```> "Too bad I can't nullify that, then."

Quote 3872

<AlcarGM> John Smith doens't turn. "It is, and science cannot prove what you do. It is a tool, not an answer. And like all tools, there are some things it is good for and others it is not." after a long pause. "And all tools can be broken."
<Void``> god does not exist, plain and simple....And if he did why would he give someone that didnt belive he existed powers...
<Void``> or someone that would go around killing people.
<Void``> god....what a foolish and ignorant idea
<Bloodhound```> "God isn't foolish or ignorant. He's just another way at looking at the world."

Quote 3873

<Bloodhound```> "And you know what's funny? There's one event in history which really shows how both Science and God coexist."
<Void``> And what event is that?
<Void``> And if you say the big bang i am gonna smack you
<Bloodhound```> "The Holocaust. Without God, the Jews couldn't have been abandoned. And talk to some of the ones that survived. They know. On the other hand, without science, there wouldn't have been big enough ovens to cook 'em in. Funny, ain't it? God and Science, working hand in hand."
<Void``> That makes no sence
<Void``> The whole thing was caused by some gay megolomaniac that wanted to take over the world.

Quote 3874

<Void``> Why must everyone always make up stupid stories

Quote 3875

<Void``> If you need me to save some innocent people or beat up some badguy let me know.
<Void``> but please dont preach religion to me alright?
<Void``> Its one of the things i hate most.
<Bloodhound```> "I'm not. I'm arguing logic."
<Bloodhound```> "In fact, I'd have to say I'm almost as atheist as you."
<Bloodhound```> "And was atheist, until this happened. Only God would fuck with people as much as this."

Quote 3876

<Bloodhound```> "And anyway, when you think about terrorists flying planes into buildings, think of it like this; God's not letting his creations die. He's weeding out the ungrateful."

Quote 3877

<Void``> Show me some visible and tangible scientific proof that he MIGHT exist. And i'll consider the possiblity of considering the possiblity that he just might have exist in some way or another.
<Bloodhound```> "You're asking an awful lot of a man you don't believe in."
<Void``> Exactly. Hence he doesnt exist.
<Bloodhound```> "So he doesn't exist because he can't do everything you want him too?"

Quote 3878

<Darkkin> But look how many games we've played
<Alcar> Only 12 or 13 sessions so far.
<Darkkin> its not like were level 1's leveling up after 2 or 3 games
<Alcar> Its nota level based system.
<Darkkin> yes yes i know
* Darkkin sighs not really caring too much
<Caltak> you're just used to silly level based systems where your PC can become a level 20 in the span of less than a year of their life :)

Quote 3879

<Tech-Sensei> i did want to kill mecha when he started making sexual advances on Brea's animal companion though

Quote 3880

<WarezBert> hey DyingTwilight, if you dont want a half-outsider, how about a shapeshifter paladin? ugh... a paladin that can constantly detect thoughts *shudder*

Quote 3881

<Tech-Sensei> D&D is better than sex.

Quote 3882

<DarkEternity> The ship jets out of the drydock fast and does a flyby the control tower as you jet into hyperspace
* ** Dr_Remi Quit (Ping timeout)
* ** Offonoff Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Skrath> (and as the ship reaches hyperspace two of the crew de-materialize, including the pilot)
<Tim```> « Changes the ship name to Heart of Gold »
<Skrath> (gods help us all)

Quote 3883

<DarkEternity> (hehe Tim the tool man Ships captain..)
<Tim```> « Yeah, Scary :) »
<DarkEternity> (The real reason they wanted him as captain is they don't want him 'fix'ing anything)

Quote 3884

<Skrath> "Captain, with your permission, I would take on the project of, umm, improving, the IHG".
* Tim``` nods. "Granted."
* Tim``` tells the gruel bot to behave and work with Skrath.
<DarkElternity> Gruel-bot "It is forbidden to change my programing!"
<DarkElternity> (1st thing the captain does...orders a gruel bot allow somone to reprogram him :P)
<Skrath> (good captain)
<Skrath> (has his priorities straight)

Quote 3885

<DarkElternity> Offonoff hits afew buttons and the ship comes out of hyperspace into a small star system
* Tim``` doesn't say On Screen since I assume Dove puts a map up for us without *gasp* having to be asked.
<DarkElternity> A holo map of the system appears
<DarkElternity> The sun is a red dwarf with 3 bodies floating around it
<Tim```> « Anyone we know? »
<DarkElternity> (i knew somone was going to do that)
<Dr_Remi> ((i think you should be looking to change the word bodies... not what they're doing))
<DarkElternity> (aww why tho it sounds so fun to have orbiting bodies)

Quote 3886

* Prince^Roy sees this ship returning looking like a patchwork ship with cannons and everything
* Adwyn shudders
<Adwyn> Guns + my PC = BAD IDEA
<Prince^Roy> ya i know
<Keith`> you think alcar?
* Adwyn thinks people would realise something was wrong when the captain manned the weapons and says "Damn the photon torpedos! Full speed ahead!"

Quote 3887

<OldManCrazy> ArtQ - Rules are a toolbox. Whatever I happen to have in front of me, I use. Roleplaying is compatible with any rules system.
<OldManCrazy> The campaign and the characters have a much greater impact on the game than what dice you roll. Or at least they should.

Quote 3888

* Trakiss looks at the squashed remains of a cat
* Trakiss feels friendly
<Trakiss> "not be dead, yess"
<AlcarDM> « *hides* »
* Trakiss touches the cat, and the blood flows back into it [animate dead, water elemental style ;) ]
<AlcarDM> « oh, whew! That kind of friendly :p »

Quote 3889

* Trakiss picks up the undead cat, and pushes its eyeball in delicately
* Trakiss pats its hair
<Trakiss> "youss name is tattersss"
<AlcarDM> The cat meows in shock as it's fur turns white. Trakiss has the sudden convinction the cat is named Erwin, but isn't sure why.
<Zoe`-> (( oh god please no. Please no. ))
<Trakiss> "tatterss, of the Erwin clan, yess"
* Trakiss puts down the newly named Tatterss Erwin the First

Quote 3890

<AlcarDM> This is so strange....
<AlcarDM> Things like a lizardman causing the Baron to nearly die via cream pie is why I never, ever have set plot ideas :p

Quote 3891

* Vengath looks to zoe "So your Zoe what brings you to Vittar manor"
<Zoe`-> "I felt the cat die."
* Vengath raise a eyebrow to Zoe
<Vengath> "You must have came here for a reason other than a cat dieing"
<Rhaet```> "Most likely to stab someone in the back."
* Zoe`- looks at Rhaet oddly

Quote 3892

* Leech_Wilcomes plays some more ao while i think of how to make a fun and enjoyable pc thats just cute
<AlcarDM> elfling
<AlcarDM> Like a halfling, but half elf and not half human.
<AlcarDM> You find the elfling has vanished while sleeping! Elfling, you wake up in a small, cramped bed with a human girl looking down at you. "Oh, dad! Thank you for finding me this new doll!" You're now wearing a dress. Do you change your nick to Chucky now?

Quote 3893

* Zoe`- looks at Rhaet``` "What do you have against me?"
<Rhaet```> "You're an elf."
<Zoe`-> "And?"
* Rhaet``` thinks that should explain it all
<Rhaet```> "What do you mean, and?"
<Zoe`-> "What does that have to do with anything?"
<Rhaet```> "Are you not even taught of how you threw the dwarves out of their ancestral homes anymore?"
<Zoe`-> "I did? I think I would've recalled doing that."

Quote 3894

<Vengath> "Then let us retire soon my mother shall arive"
<Vengath> "..and my sister"
<AlcarDM> « ohh! You could marry your sister off to Rhaet! j/k »
<Trakiss> [you should marry her off to me! think of the roleplaying possibilities for the children!]
<AlcarDM> « Ewww! Half lizardmen children... »

Quote 3895

* Argenton nods and heads to his room to confort his sword and appologise for leaving it... lol
<AlcarDM> Argenton isn't burned to death or anything, mostly because his player whimped out on having an intelligent weapon.
<Argenton> (( Alcar, if it means that much to you.. Just don't make him evil or self serving.. lol ;))
<AlcarDM> « hehehe Argenton. Naw, was just kidding :) »
<Argenton> (( Yeah, you can't do it can you? ;))
<Argenton> (( It's intelligent.. It just can't talk.. yet lol ))
<AlcarDM> « That would work, it can communicate by morse code, and since morse code doesn't exist, it's perfectly useless :P »

Quote 3896

<AlcarDM> You could have a heart to heart with Rhaet' Zoe. One of you might actually lose a heart by the end of it, mind you.
<Zoe`-> (( Hey! Good Idea! And I might not be kidding about thinking that's a good idea, either! :P ))
<AlcarDM> « .... »
<AlcarDM> At least it won't involve cream pies.....
<Rhaet```> ((well, looks like we'll solve the whole 'dwarf and elf not traveling together' problem real quick then :))

Quote 3897

* Zoe`- is bored for a while... then goes and knocks on Rhaet's door. Seriously. :P
<Rhaet```> "Who is it?"
<Zoe`-> "It's me."
<Rhaet```> "What is it?"
<Zoe`-> "Pardon?"
<Rhaet```> "What do you want?"
<Zoe`-> "To talk."
<Rhaet```> "Can you be more specific?"
<Argenton> (( i wanna make little gnomes ))
<Zoe`-> "Uh... to exchange ideas via vocalization?"

Quote 3898

<AlcarDM> It can be used to give a weapon a keen edge (as the spell) w/ 1/4 of a bottle. a full bottle can be used to make one a vorpal blade
<Vengath> wow
<Vengath> Does it say on how it is done
<AlcarDM> pour it on the weapon, use 20 points and it's permanent. Even wizards can do it.
<Vengath> wow
* Vengath goes down to the kitchen and makes the meat cleaver a vorpal blade :P
<AlcarDM> the .... meat ... cleaver. You use a bottle of dragons blood to make the meat cleaver into a vorpal blade?
<Vengath> na
<Vengath> i didn't want to be that evil
<AlcarDM> You'd have the world's most expensive meat cleaver ;)

Quote 3899

<Rhaet```> "Your people are responsible for creating the four lands. In that process, they also decided that we needed to be kept to one quarter of the blasted division. As such, they drove us from our ancestral homes, which we barely managed to lock up before we all crowded into one city together."
<Zoe`-> "Really, the elves did that? Huh, I'm surprised."
<Rhaet```> "Ever since, we've lived with over crowding, disease, and famine. Once those factors culled our numbers, the goblins decided to move in."
<Rhaet```> "We've been fighting a war with them ever since."
<Zoe`-> "That's horrible..."
<Rhaet```> "What are you?"
<Zoe`-> "why, I'm... an elf."
<Rhaet```> "Elves aren't that stupid. They're too egotistical to keep up a ruse like that for this long."
<Zoe`-> "A ruse like what?"
<Rhaet```> "Like being a bloody moron."

Quote 3900

<ArthurQ> have any spare pc's?
<DarkElternity> (Nothing on hand ArthurQ unless you want to run sensors as a bridge crewmen)
<ArthurQ> (uhhh.....sure..do i get a nifty gun)
<DarkElternity> (no guns..not after what tim did)
<Tim```> « I could send him a certain weapons officer I have named Sorrin :) »
<OffonOff> (oh dear lord Sorrin was bad)