Quotes 3301 to 3400

Quote 3301

<Targiith``> So...whats with the regeneration?
* Zacharel grins at the sky, then looks serious again. "Who knows? I've died once too." *shrug*
<Alcar> <Ashi> "I didn't know that. Did you see any bright light, out of curiousity?"
<Zacharel> "Uhm... I don't think so, no."
<Alcar> <Ashi> "Good."
* Xemit looks at Ashi questioningly "Bright light?"
<Alcar> <Ashi> "Some people claim to see one, if they manage to survive almost fatal wounds." She shrugs. "I doubt Death has a torch, though."
<Gabriel``> "It's just so you don't see him coming when he delivers the final blow."

Quote 3302

<Zacharel> Hmm... what if the only real reason the frog prince got kissed was because the princess thought he was a hallucinogenic toad? :P

Quote 3303

<Myrth> so who all is joining me? the more the merrier
<Gabriel``> "What exactly are you doing?"
<Myrth> i'd rather not say, but it involves alot of personal sacrifice, pain, patience, and experiance
<Gabriel``> "Great. So what is it you're doing, exactly?"
* Myrth gives a big sigh
<Zacharel> (( "Filling out Tax forms, huh?" ))

Quote 3304

<Zacharel> so by Invoke, you just mean basically say I'm Invoking her name such, yes? :P
<Zacharel> ah, I see
<Alcar> yup.
<Zacharel> ah, surprisingly simple :)
<Alcar> most gods are :p
* Zacharel wonders what gods do all the time to stem off boredom... then decides maybe he'd rather not know :P
<Alcar> Your mother is all the proof you need ;P
<Zacharel> and she's supposed to be a "good" diety, too :P Hmm Atien probably created rabbits for fun :)
<Zacharel> "Do they need to breed that much?" "Well, Perhaps Not, But Where's The Fun In That?"

Quote 3305

<Targiith``> If i was an assasin would i have just helped defend you? And killed them?
<Gabriel``> "Yes."
* Targiith`` looks at him curiously

Quote 3306

<Gabriel``> "Interesting. Do you have any anti-venoms on you?"
<Alcar> <Ashi> "I can remove poisons, but it's painful."
<Gabriel``> "Eh, nevermind. It'll pass."
<Alcar> <Ashi> "Life always does," dryly
<Zacharel> "What should we do if you pass out from it? Just asking, in case."
* Targiith`` frowns at the evil woman
<Gabriel``> "Well, check to see if I'm dead, for one. If not, make sure it's not going to kill me. Or, collect a sizable reward for my death."

Quote 3307

<Zacharel> hmm, if there was a reward out for killing someone whos immortal, would you get payed per the number of times you kill them? :P

Quote 3308

<ArthurQ> next week.........Zone of Truth.......bwahahahaha
* Keith` shudders
<Keith`> that could lead to alot of dead people

Quote 3309

<ArthurQ> Am i the only guy there that is honestly not gonna try and kill Gabe?

Quote 3310

<337C4Bb4g3> Everyone knows that wizards don't have sex
<aslhk> ArthurQ: they're WIZARDS!
<337C4Bb4g3> ArthurQ: BECAUSE THEY'RE WIZARDS!
<Caltak> they're like, nerds, with magic :)

Quote 3311

<Caltak> Sex: what Rings of Protection are really for.

Quote 3312

<aslhk> wizards don't have sex.
<337C4Bb4g3> sorcererors are different
<WarezBert> "hey baby, wanna see what else having a dragon as a daddy gave me?"

Quote 3313

<aslhk> besides, what's the point of being a god if you can't self-induce orgasms?

Quote 3314

<337C4Bb4g3> You can't be a wizard and have sex, not having sex is part of the definition of wizard

Quote 3315

<Hortemere> "It's hard to be a team player, when you don't know the team."
<Alec```> "Touche. You're not a people person, are you?"
<Hortemere> "Give me time, I will be"
<AlcarGM> « "How dare you say that?! I've killed LOTS of people!" »
<Vincent`-`> (thats my line)

Quote 3316

<Vincent`-`> can i try and swing up on to its back grab is neck and invent an early and deadly form of kiropratics?

Quote 3317

<Alec```> she's not the Unbidden, is she? :)
* AlcarGM grins evilly
* Alec``` is very perceptive about these things, y'know :)
<AlcarGM> No, just a girl. I was tempted, tho, but the Unbidden wanted to get away from stalkers :)
<Alec```> good point.
<Alec```> you're not saying that because you're under the influence of an Unbidden, are you?

Quote 3318

<Harold`-> "Oh, I and Vincent and a fellow named Eldon not too long ago were in this shaodw realm where Arthur's corpse was."
<Harold`-> "Not that we knew who it was of course. We sort of found that out after we opened the coffin."
* Alec``` walks over to Harold, almost in his face, and barely stopping himself from slamming him into a tree or something
<Alec```> "He's still bound, isn't he?"
<Harold`-> "The shadow realm sort of fell apart, and we barely got out, but I did manage to save the girl... hmm?"
<Alec```> "Arthur! Arthur is still bound?"
<Harold`-> "Well... I'd say most likely no."
<Harold`-> "But it's just a guess really."
<Alec```> "You don't take your job too seriously sometimes, do you?"

Quote 3319

<Alec```> "And you didn't notice the stink of evil?"
<Harold`-> "Not really, no, it was just a bit spooky and dark, is all."

Quote 3320

<Baliadoc> i'm still sorta blown away by the fact that we're playing hyper-yahtzee. I think that's so cool!

Quote 3321

<SubBasic> HAHA...you know the big fire beast that killed gandalf?....wouldnt of it been cool if he said "Gandalf, I am your father!"
<SubBasic> in one of those dark vader voices...:)

Quote 3322

<Keith`> grandma looks up slowly saying yes dear then realizes you have fluffy alive and well in your arms and kneels down to hug the both of you, fluffy isnt to happy to be squished in the center and is kinda tired of being carred
* Alosa puts fluffly down "There was this real nice lady in the forest who helped her!"
<Alosa> « Granny kills Alosa for trafficking with Dark Gods to raise fluffy? :) »
<Keith`> grandmother: "realy? what type of cristal did she use to save fluffy?"
* Alosa thinks about it "I .. didn't see. She just put her in some water." *brightens* "The water must have had crystals in it."
<Keith`> that would give this old woman a 2 and 0 kill record
<Alosa> « wipe out the whole party :) »
<Alosa> "But you got fluffy back!"
<Keith`> grandma "Yes my preshess fluffy" she is drying the cat with a towel

Quote 3323

<Alosa> "Hi! I'm Alosa, from the village," waves vaguely behind her. "Where're you from?"
* Borgy` appears to be trying to figure out what Alosa said
* Borgy` 's eyes cross, and small gouts of smoke drift lazily from his ears
* skull-narthooth grunts to borgy translating
<Borgy`> "i are from orc"
* Alosa realises Borgy reminds her of Uncle Joe after a few druinks. "Oh."
<Borgy`> "orc man and orc woman like each other, and make borgy"
* Alosa blinks "Oh. We have storks for that, here."
* skull-narthooth points at crotch and says "stork
<Keith`> Lorin covers Alosa's eyes

Quote 3324

* Larissa gently disengages herself from Teirce's grasp and stands, stretching(not a bad sight)
* Jezam goes outside
* Jezam lingers in the doorway ;)

Quote 3325

<Adormar> ((BTW jezam, while you take everyting in you notice both me and teirce are asshole-nakid))
<Jezam> [hehe... then i wont try to "take everything in"]

Quote 3326

<Maranda`-`> ewh, corting Alegra is going to be more costly then being a drunk
<durgan> ((oh my god, these people have no consideration for poor durgan's feelings--always buying stuff!)) =P

Quote 3327

<Caltak> *walks in wearing a bath robe and bunny slippers.* "Fear me for I am a powerful wizard! Now to go build a boat..." *walks out again*

Quote 3328

<Rene`-> knock them out, strip them, and hang them from a rooftop upside down :P
* Maranda`-` isn't quite that cruel
<AlcarDM> Man1 blinks, eyes wide. He yells something incoherent and charges maranda, using his non existent martial arts training to successfully not hit her.
* Maranda`-` just grabs this ones shoulders and knees him in the nuts good and hard
<Rene`-> OW! thats worse!
<Rene`-> you dont kick someone in the nuts, jesus christ :P
<Rene`-> I dont care if he's a greater deamon about to destroy the world, and its the only way to stop him-- you just dont <B>do</B> that! :P

Quote 3329

<durgan> "Well, that curse he gave you was obviously rehearsed. There's something a little strange about people who rehearse curses."
<durgan> "And, though I am not too familiar with the customs of that time period, I do not believe it is normal to condemn your daughter to--if not endless torment--very long periods of torment."
<Rene`-> "If its rehearsed, that means he knew I was going to betray him ahead of time. But maybe he's just good at sounding rehearsed."
<durgan> "Well, people like that normally have three or four practiced just in case."
<durgan> "Just fill in the blank sort of thing."

Quote 3330

<Orm_Macnith> can i get a run down of pc's, so i can kind of accomadate for the party?
<AlcarDM> one god, one vampire, one cursed drow who isn't really a drow, one merchant shapeshifter.
<AlcarDM> oh, and a succubi drunken master
<Orm_Macnith> a god?
<AlcarDM> yup
<Orm_Macnith> really?
<Orm_Macnith> shit, good role play?
<AlcarDM> God's aren't that powerful in this world :)

Quote 3331

<Rene`-> I hate when Player stupidity hurts the PC :P

Quote 3332

<AlcarDM> A gnome comes out of his home, with a small shield guardian. It looks like a boy, with black and pointy air, and big black eyes. He glares at Allynor "This one is MY design!" then says to it "Come Astro," and walks away towards the western home the construction is going on at, saying something about needing a storm and clock tower to get the land speed at 80 miles an hour
* Allynor watches the overly small procession go towards the house, wondering just how big the toll was on the people who survived this attack. They all seem insane

Quote 3333

<Rene`-> hey, does Hallmark have a "Sorry your grandfather made a house fall on you and I totally forgot who you were" card? :P

Quote 3334

<AlcarDM> « Rene finds a hallmark card: "I love you, dear daughter, I don't want you to cry. But since we can't get along I'm going to have to suck you dry." »
<Rene`-> (( wow, you are evil ))

Quote 3335

<Mors`^> "But evil they will make you! Demon that will break you! Do not read of the book, for they will catch you with a hook. Words you will say, power of now way. Demons you will create, for the books are just the bait!"
<Mors`^> (( OOoooh! I just made that up! I could be a god in no time! ))
<Rene`-> (( that or Dr. Seuss ))
<durgan> ((that was horrible, Mors`^, he's going to think you're crazy! *laugh*))
<Mors`^> (( Hey! I'm a god, ofcourse I'm crazy! ))

Quote 3336

* Mors`^ sighs and sets down and starts to cry
<Mors`^> "I miss it you know.. *Sniff* I miss it.."
<durgan> "The shoe polish?"
<Mors`^> "No! I miss my power... I miss it so much.."

Quote 3337

<Rene`-> OH! I should steal the books from those guys and give em to Glenda :P
<Rene`-> I may just do that :P
<Alcar> Oh, that's a good gift! "Here, rot your brain out on Cthulhu!"

Quote 3338

<ArthurQ> (so the human says to the halfling.. "YOUR HALF THE MAN I AM!)
<ArthurQ> (The halfling goes.. "YEa! The better half!")
<Mestaath> ((A man walks into a bar, but the halfling just passes right beneath it.))
<Mestaath> ((the problem with halflings is everything is over their heads))
<Mestaath> ((Halfling come-on line: "Hey, baby, want to go upstairs and make a quarterling?"))
<Mestaath> It's a common myth that halflings are born thieves... but nobody ever knows just exactly where the placenta went after the birth
<Milo_Tealeaf> hey, you are stealing my glory
<Mestaath> what else do you have... somebody already stole your height :)

Quote 3339

<Fedrick> there are some that think little of halflings
<Mestaath> that's all you can think about them :)

Quote 3340

<Mestaath> "I would advise you did not do that again." to Milo
<Milo_Tealeaf> do WHAT exactly?
<Mestaath> "You know as well as I that innocence graces a halfling's face as well as kindness graces an orcs."
<Milo_Tealeaf> and proper speech graces a human?

Quote 3341

<Mestaath> "It's a sad day when you are on a first name basis with the local police, and not on their payroll."

Quote 3342

<WarezBert> [hehe... my guy is a human dynamo... and he knows it]
<WarezBert> [hes a human teenager who generates electricity spontaneously... more when he gets excited in any way... hormones + superpowers = eww]
<WarezBert> [hehe :) my guy is a musician... and hes his own amp! ]
<Andy`-> (( but where do you plug... ewwwwwww! :P ))
<WarezBert> [hehe... my pc's main problem is going to be having to have no sex life with 40 attractiveness]
<WarezBert> [cause of the excited=electric generator factor]
<Andy`-> (( wow, you're evil :) ))
<Andy`-> (( then again... they are called "rubbers".... lol :) ))

Quote 3343

<Shep> "welcome to the underdark...here's your compilmentary dagger!" *stab*

Quote 3344

<Alcar> PC: "I wish I was insane." DM: "Ok." *hands him the dmg* "You're running the game now."

Quote 3345

<SnailSlug> elven maidens with only the chainmail on
<Urt> chafed and bleeding to death..

Quote 3346

* Myrth gives a hefty sigh
<Myrth> can i have my eye back?
* Myrth puts his hand out.
<Myrth> today?
* Gabriel`` looks at his rapier, and if it actually has an eye on it, flicks it in Myrths general direction before backing even farther off
<Gabriel``> "By all the Gods! That's disgusting!
* Myrth goes and gets his eye, cleans it off and puts it back into place
<Ashi> "I don't know. Some of them would find it amusing..."
<Myrth> So is birth, but i'm not complaining
<Gabriel``> "Well I bloody am! What's wrong with you, man!?"

Quote 3347

* Gabriel`` grumbles quite a lot as he climbs out of the river and dresses, looking a bit over paranoid. At least his normal assassins have the decency to wait after breakfast

Quote 3348

* Myrth feels uncomfortable in these dark surroundings, and he's undead.

Quote 3349

<Sabaoth> Doom was a rpg you played the roll of the last man alive beating down the badies of carnal lust and infidelity.
<Sabaoth> And all that bad stuff.

Quote 3350

<Gabriel``> "Oh by the Gods! This is ridiculous! I'm so tired of everyone putting us down for our God-given shortcomings! Curse you and your ilk till the day you die, Tarrasque! And if you can't deal with that, then come fight me!"
<Ashi> The tarrasque looks at Gabriel for a long moment. "Would I get the reward if you died?" casually
<Gabriel``> "You'd have a better shot than anyone else. Altra can't afford to try and have you killed."
<Gabriel``> "All you other races do is just put us down! As if you're so high and God-blasted mighty! I'm sick of it!"
<Gabriel``> "You want a barbarian? You've got it!"

Quote 3351

* Zacharel wants to hang out witht the Tarrasques, they're pretty cool guys :)

Quote 3352

<Myrth> *as he is riding he asks xemit* "Where are you from? I know very little about you"
<Xemit> "Here and there, Good lets keep it that way."
* Myrth nods at xemit "If you wish"
<Zacharel> *to Myrth* "He's shy." *smirk*
<Xemit> "Hardly, I don't want to have to be forced to kill every last person here."

Quote 3353

<Zacharel> "Oh it can't be that bad a secret. I mean, you know, and you haven't felt the need to kill yourself yet."
* Xemit mutters under his breath "There are many types of death."
<Zacharel> "Didnt our little friend just say that before?"
<Zacharel> "I think you're stealing quotes now."
* Zacharel grins
* Zacharel pats Xemit on the shoulder. "It's ok, we're not gonna force you to tell us, big guy. You can be as mysterious as you want."

Quote 3354

* Ashi walks along the semi-solid road, thinking to herself, then says "Ashkar might be in for a shock or two....."
<Xemit> "How so?"
* Ashi looks at Gabriel "One guess," dryly.
<Gabriel``> "I apologize for my actions. I'm just tired."
<Gabriel``> "Someone had to tell him off though. Someone had to stand up for us."
<Ashi> "Oh, no. That was quite amusing." She looks at Gabriel "Maybe so .... I'm not sure how much there is to stand up for anymore..." She shakes her head
<Gabriel``> "If you can't stand up for what you are, you've no right being it."

Quote 3355

<Gabriel``> "If you can't stand up for what you are, you've no right being it."

Quote 3356

* Gabriel`` rides along, feeling a bit refreshed after yelling down that Terrasque

Quote 3357

* Alcar should have fun with Axon ... a world with security cameras is just too much fun
<Baliadoc> oh, i might be making a couple of characters for that game, Alcar. my wizard is turning out to simply be a magic factory :)
<Baliadoc> he'll be so preoccupied with magic that he might not get out much :)
<Baliadoc> and that's in wizard terms :)
<Alcar> "Wow, that;s an impressive spell . his robe is so solid it never moves.." "THat's no spell, he's just never washed it.."
<Baliadoc> exactly ;)

Quote 3358

<DarkDM> The point of the game is to get a good night's sleep. :D
<WarezBert> WarezBert is a towering black man with a large beard, a glass eye with a happy face, shaved eyebrows, and scarred arms. he wears a small g-string, and carries a bent and mangled bycicle as his only tool and weapon
<Jake_Thomas> « if WB is really playing the president of the USA, my PC is leaving the country :p »
<DarkDM> The universe shifts, and suddenly WarezBert is wearing a 3 piece suit.
<DarkDM> <<No, he's just delusional>>
<WarezBert> [sorry, ive closed borders, and declared looking yearningly across it as a treasonous act]

Quote 3359

<DarkDM> Somewhere, something interesting happens.

Quote 3360

<Alcar> cloaker [familiar]:)
<Alcar> "Now where is my familiaarrggh! Get off! Get off!"
<Dark83> Nymph: "You know, I don't think you're supposed to do that to your familiar"
<Dark83> Succumbus: "You know, I don't think your familiar is supposed to do that to you"
<Alcar> Elf: "I don't think your familiar is supossed to be doing that to your horse.."

Quote 3361

<Dark83> Hm, you can build homunculuses
<Dark83> but not as familiars
* Dark83 ponders building an army of them
<Dark83> One fireball...poom, 20 die
<Dark83> 40d10 damage to caster

Quote 3362

<Warner> "And what underground domain is compleate with out a yawning pit into the 7 levels of hell? Provides you with esecial foot trafic and shortens your comute to work"
<Sir_Timbomania[SMU]> "and who could forget random magic artifacts in the bathroom...an essential for the fixer-upper dungeon"
<Warner> hehe toilet handle doubles as a wand of wonder :)
<Warner> toilet roll is a deck of many things :)
<Dalener> Toilet is really a killer mimic.
<Dalener> "One flush counts as one charge, it can cast 'Whirlwind' - Two flushes counts as 'Passwall'
<Bolognaus> Contents of the toilet: Hand and eye of Vecna.

Quote 3363

<Dark83> If you hear rumors of people and creatures that are super powerful and can cause you to have a most painful experience...the probability they exist is significantly higher than if they were to provide much beneficial effects.

Quote 3364

<Dark83> Eldon's Heavy Warhorse has chainmail of invurnibility +1 :D
<Dark83> he has an ac of 20...
<Dark83> and only 30 hp...
<Dark83> but he's got damage reduction 5/+1
<Alcar> Ok, Eldon gets his by the meteor strike and dies. Miraculously, his horse walks out unscathed.... :p
<Dark83> GO HORSEY!
<Dark83> But I have SR and he doesn't. Hmm...I need my horsey to have SR... :P
<Keith`> horse walks out looking a bit cheesed off at having a dead man on his back
<Alcar> Milly - the younger years :p

Quote 3365

<Keith`> Maranda: "We can't see everything in life."
<Keith`> Maranda: "My master once said something... to fully understand something you must look at it in a merror while hanging up side down."
<Alcar> Allegra: "But we get so trapped by what we do see..." She smiles for a moment, genuinely "I should thank you .... but it's still so ... new..."
<Keith`> Maranda: *smiles warmly in return* "I know and its alright."
<Alcar> « Allegra yells "NO, it's not!" Roll init :p »
<Sparkie> Keith` 1d20+5: 8
<Alcar> me was joking about the init :P
<Keith`> LOL
<Keith`> oh good!
<Alcar> is why is was ooc :)
<Keith`> cus that was on crappy ass roll

Quote 3366

<Sin{DM}> only rogues can search for a magical trap
<Dark83> that's what mages are for, anyhow
<Dark83> "Detect magic?" "There's a big glowing skull on this door." "Must be just decoration..."

Quote 3367

<Mors`^> "I... I'm not sure.. I feel... I feel differant... What is it you call the feeling when you think you've done something wrong?"
<AlcarDM> Bartender: "Being sober."
<Mors`^> "Oh.. well.. I think I'm sober..."
<Mors`^> "I don't think that's the right word... I think it starts with a J..."
<AlcarDM> Bartender: "Jerk?"

Quote 3368

* Ylaes uses her dagger and rapier as thongs and fishes the book back in the chest/box
* Allynor slams the top of the crate back on
<Maranda> (Tongs, not Thongs!)
<Allynor> (Keith, making a spelling correction?? :)
<Ylaes> ((lol I just relized what I wrote. yes tongs.))

Quote 3369

<SnailSlug> somebody went to ad&d once because he thought it was an Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder channel

Quote 3370

<Allynor> "Placing your fate in luck's hands isn't always the smartest way to live."

Quote 3371

* Maranda is likely the only drunken master succubus in space ever

Quote 3372

* Mors`^ idly wonders ooc if two former gods, a sucubus, and a dark sider, can take on five gods...
* Mors`^ idly wonders if the cthulu could... hmmm....
<AlcarDM> « yes :) »
* Mors`^ tries to remember the words... hmm... what did mercer say? lol j/k

Quote 3373

<AlcarDM> at this rate, every pc might die by reading certain books :P
<AlcarDM> On then plus side, the village that survives it all might make illiteracy a mandatory law
<Maranda> as long as it isn't labled someones guide to a better lesbian sex life i think maranda is safe
<Allynor> my next character may just be a barbarian

Quote 3374

<Dark83> ((I have the urge to join up as a sidekick, heh...))
<Ylaes> (( I have the urge to fire ball you but I don't))
<Dark83> ((See the violence inherent in the system))

Quote 3375

<AlcarDM> There is a flash of light overhead no one sees as an Imperial Star Destroyer filled with a dead sith [named George Lucas], a few thousand dead civiliians and storm troopers and 12 Cthulhu mythos begins that had lots of teeth and were really hungry flies into the sun
<Ylaes> (( lol! please tell me you are joking))
<durgan> ((nope *laugh*))
<AlcarDM> « Nope :) »
<Ylaes> (( *blink blink*))

Quote 3376

<Ylaes> (( is this a frturistic thingy?))
<AlcarDM> « nope »
<Ylaes> (( then why the star destroyer?))
<AlcarDM> « The Empire invaded the world. »
<Ylaes> (( cuz you wanted to kill lucas? oh i c))

Quote 3377

* Ylaes goes to the bar too. Flirting with any elves she sees.
<Ylaes> any male elves...
<AlcarDM> The elves are too bust flirting with Ylaes' cat. :p
* Ylaes 's cat is in her room. locked up and sleeping on my bed
<AlcarDM> Drat. Ok then. One of the male elves comes over and asks where you're from

Quote 3378

<durgan> "Now, I am going to go get a wagon. Would you care to help me dispose of these things?"
<Allynor> "Of course. You may wish to recompensate the man next door though. It would be only fair."
<durgan> "Well, I feel, if anything, that he owes me money. I suppose, however, I shall allow the fines which would normally be levied against a person who brings such dangerous objects into town be dropped in his case."
<AlcarDM> « What fines? :p If there were fines like that, the PCs would owe a fortune for bringing Maranda into this town :p »
<durgan> ((I'm just making that stuff up =P))

Quote 3379

<Allynor> "I think you might want to work on your 'safety inspector' ruse a bit more, my friend."
<AlcarDM> Allynor - sense motive, dc 35 :)
<Allynor> (oh. well someone coulda told me.)
<Chaos`^> (( we just did ))
<Allynor> "Nevermind. I will help you dispose of the books. My actions have been changed due to being unable to beat your bluff check. Let us go together now and rid the town of these books. I'm sure Garth will understand about the fines."

Quote 3380

<Dark83> Mass production of food, for Axon's Poverty Stricken masses:
<Dark83> Take lots of mud
<Dark83> Make mudpies
<Dark83> mud to rock
<Dark83> stone shape into squat cylinder
<Dark83> stone to flesh
<Dark83> instant spam

Quote 3381

<Dark83> Plant growth for crops...
<Dark83> after using a limited wish to make it rain grain...
<Dark83> rabbits for meat...
<Dark83> what more could our peasents ask for?
<Alcar> pitchforks and torches to storm the palace? :)

Quote 3382

<Alcar> Of all the ways to stop the empire, a chance idea to make an npc sith a lesbian wasn't one of the ones I expected to wok :)
<Keith`> whats this make now two of your npc's i've had a pc charm?

Quote 3383

<Alcar> flocks of elves chasing you around ..... I doubt most people would think of that as part of a pc's disadvantages. "But I'm a Yeti!" "Yes, and they're elves. The worst part is they're too thin to make good meals."

Quote 3384

<Alcar> Giant killer: Poison sword. Wait for giant to step on you. shove blade in foot as it steps on you and kills you. One dead giant.

Quote 3385

<phantomXP> what do you need?
<Sintaqx> sanity
<Sintaqx> oh, you mean in the game
<phantomXP> of course
<Keith`> sanity

Quote 3386

<Keith`> conquest by the cthulu. a new RPG campaign coming to kill you.
<Caltak> Cthulumon! The new craze! Ash:"Go, Cthulumon!" Everyone:"AHH ITS HIDEOUS!!!!" *everyone dies* Cthulumon:"Cthulu?"
<Keith`> druid:"I chose you racoon!" pitches the coon and turns and runs

Quote 3387

* Keith` just realized he could play a level 1 every thing and meet all the requiremnts for most of the presstige classes

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<Keith`> the god of CF shell be a level 1 about everything
<Keith`> pc:"what exactly is it that you do again?" god:"A vary little bit of everything"

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<Greg`> There is motion in the doorway and a very deep, male voice says quietly "it seems others have made choices, as well." Frank is a 7' tall human who looks .. different. It's nothing you can put your finger on, but he seems to be ignoring the cold (must be some northern survival trait) and his skin looks almost corpse-like in the light from the one fireplace. He's carrying a young girl in his arms
<Greg`> « Bonus exp for anyoe who inserts the bride of frankenstein movie into their vcr! »

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* ** Caltak Quit (Quit: What my cardboard sign would say: "Will RP For Food.")

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<Alcar[Essay]> sword of holiness: For the pure of heart, this +1 sword casts a bless spell on anyone you hit with it (and do damage). it means that they can die blessed and contented.

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<Caltak> Healer's Sword: This Keen Greatsword of Speed +5 can be weilded by anyone, regardless of weapon proficiency. It is enchanted to never, ever hit your allies (even if the ally is your target ;P). All damage dealt with it is healing instead.

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<Alcar[Essay]> Censor Monster: Anytime your PC does something it seems wrong, it can either cast "voice block" which turns your words into "bleep" sounds (DC 20 will save to resist) or Cloud, which creates a black shadow around certain parts of the anatomy and follows you around until you look decent again.
<Caltak> even the Gods wouldnt be safe...
<Alcar[Essay]> Especially the gods :P
<Alcar[Essay]> Zeus....
<Alcar[Essay]> "Come on, you stupid monster! I'ma flower pot now. Do I look up to ravishing her?"
<Baliadoc> "Did you say pot?! Don't make me bleep you!"
<Alcar[Essay]> "Bleep! Bleep! You Bleep!" monster. The censor beast would be the first monster without a name :P
<Alcar[Essay]> "What do I have following me? It's a bleep!"
<Caltak> A theif steals a man's dog. Man: "Hey! Come back here with my b-*BEEP*!" *blinks* "What the heck?! I was using the dictionary definition!!"
<Alcar[Essay]> The kings illegitimate son is now known as "Bleep"

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<Setesh> "a dm can change the gravitation constant of the universe, but he can never fudge a roll."

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<Andrew`-> "I st first couldnt heal fast, and-- oh yeah, I guess I forgot that."
* Andrew`- cuts himself and shows it as it closes up right away
* Greg`` mutters something he thought was under his breath but both Andrew and Kent here "S&M, anyone?"
* Kent`` blinks and looks at Greg
* Andrew`- blinks and looks at Greg
* Greg`` blinks then says "what?"
* Kent`` blinks and looks at Andrew
* Kent`` blinks and takes two BIG steps back away from the two of them :)
<Greg``> Jeramias kills you all
* Andrew`- snickers, and shakes his head

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<Kent``> "Good point. Are you stuck like that, Andy? I mean, are we looking at having no way of turning you back into something human looking?"
<Andrew`-> "Well Greg can make me look humand for a little while, but its short, and uncomfortable for me, and tiring for him."
<Andrew`-> "Besides, I kinda like myself this way, despite popular opinion."
<Kent``> "Just curious. It would make things easier."
<Andrew`-> *muttered* "It'd also make this easier if people weren't such jerks."
<Kent``> "Not really, because then they'd accept everything, including bad people, and then there would be all sorts of problems there."

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<Andrew`-> "Ok, Kent can be Sigfried, and Greg can be Roy. Now we just need white paint... oh wait, that'd only get us to Vegas."
<Andrew`-> (( wow, not even a 'lol' out of that? :P ))
<Andrew`-> (( I must be losing my touch :P ))
<Greg``> « heh »
<Kent``> ((just too lazy to type :))

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<Andrew`-> since we'd be heading really far away anyway, why not just go to some uncharted island? We could build a huge door and wall, and get the natives to worship me :P
<Greg``> "All hail the cat that swallows the moon!" *They attack and kill Andrew so he can never swallow the moon before Andrew has time to explain that it's a wolf that swallows the moon, not a cat*

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<Greg``> does kent know he's an alien? :)
<Kent``> i'm trying to figure out if he does or not.
* Kent`` has to decide whether Ma and Pa gave him the key to the condo or not
<Greg``> oh, that'd be good :)
<Kent``> hrmm... why not? i'm sure he would've figure it out by now.
<Kent``> and it'd be the perfect place to go!
<Greg``> Forgot about it due to stress? :)
<Kent``> makes sense ;)
<Greg``> Pa secretly hynotised you to only remember it at dire need and is secretly plotting to take over the world?
<Greg``> Sorry, remembered my marvel comics days :p
<Kent``> wait, that makes much more sense!

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<Greg``> « D&D titanic .. "No, we're exceeding our speed! Critical failure! »
<Andrew`-> (( yeah, but it'd sink without an iceberg :) ))
<Kent``> ((or it'd just attack us.))
<Kent``> ((it's probably a mimic ;))
<Andrew`-> (( one big mimic :) ))
<Kent``> ((that's not the universe.... that's a mimic!))