Quotes 301 to 400

Quote 301

* Ryu`-- idely wonders if any one will cry when he dies but figurs this isn't the time to ask
<SilvaAtalanta> (Ryu, they will if you owe them money :)

Quote 302

* Ryu`-- skips along south now minus one box of nigel

Quote 303

<Baliadoc> "Being scared is more of a way of knowing danger is around"
<Ryu`--> "oh..."
<Baliadoc> "If you are scared, you probably have a reason to be. Such as being in a dark cave with a small torch, and knowing the next turn might hide some danger"
<Ryu`--> "no.. thats just fun"
<Baliadoc> "Most of us dread that turn, while it's in your nature to want to see what's beyond it, even if it is the Three-Eyed Sloth-Slayer of Kvardinov"

Quote 304

* Baliadoc the voice of the EarthMan comes down... it's Psycho, dude! get out! get out! reee reee ree ree!)
<Alcar> (what?)
<Jeramias> ((lol))
<Baliadoc> (lol... someone from earth just warned me that i'm in the movie "Psycho" :))

Quote 305

* Loran`-- gets up and gathers her things from her apartment and has a slight headake (not a big one)
<FatHead```> con check loran:)
<Loran`--> (if its fitness pass other wize... i'm on the floor)
<FatHead```> ((you die))

Quote 306

<Jeramias> ((the man sprouts fangs and bites Avern))
<Jeramias> ((there's you vampire:)j/k))
<Avern> ((avern would make a BAD vampire))
<Jeramias> ((yeah"AAAAAaaahhh!!! don't bite me!""Ok, sir, I'm sorry to disturb you."))

Quote 307

<Baliadoc> you weren't angry, you just wanted to kill her... er something

Quote 308

<VVarner> the gaurds don't waist any time.the chief makes you all march double quick time thru the city
* Kynan nods"Good. Will man who pushed me be there?"
<VVarner> the chief grins, "We can only hope"
<VVarner> hmm, anyone need a poty break? I gota find something
* Gwin` looks at a guard
<Gwin`> you want to goto the bathroom now?

Quote 309

<Gwin`> chief can i takeman throw some walls to get head start?
<VVarner> He looks at you as if you just asked if you could swap heads with him just for fun

Quote 310

<VVarner> you see one of the salesman stop and turn around.he looks suprizingly peacfull for some one with a arrow sticking out of his chest
* Gwin` throws a dagger at the stuck pig
<VVarner> ok now he has a arrow and a dagger sticking out of him.but like some used car salesman he refuses to go away.

Quote 311

* `Reeve` waits for gem to come around up front, and hops down, glad for the rest
<Galhalee> (IT'S a SMALL TWO WHEEL CART!! not a wagon!)
<Galhalee> (don't overload my poor Milly)
* Gemithain climbs through the mages stuff and gets lost in a closet
<Gemithain> ((jk))

Quote 312

* Galhalee whaps shadron with his staff "You try moving a gross of lucky rabits feet in a depressed economy!"

Quote 313

<`Reeve`> "Why would you suspect Miiri anyway? Just because she's out of her tomb?"

Quote 314

<Galhalee> "Say, you know.there is nothing wrong with this town.it still has water, it's on the trade rout.We could make a mint selling deeds to property here"
<Baliadoc> ((let's make it our stronghold!))

Quote 315

<VVarner> of all the tresure I ever picked up in my years of ad&d playing a whole trade city must be at the top of the list :)

Quote 316

<Sparkie> An addition to the famous Last Words . . .
<Drake``> "Uh huh. Well then, you're quite a brave young lady, Krystal. For that, you are more than welcome on this ship, and i promise you that as long as I and my crew live, you will not be let into that mage's hands"

Quote 317

<K`---> "i could be rong but i would try and avoid it ramming us"
<Krystal`> (lol allwas good idea)

Quote 318

* K`--- contenplates long lost loves long dead friends... how easy it would be to rule the world
* K`--- spends more of his time thinking of the first two
<Alcar> (the DM is happy about that . . .)

Quote 319

* Ryu`-- leans heavly on his hoopak and looks at lisha then back to the nuts dwarf
<Silva_Atalanta> (I still find it hard to accept a Kender named after a street fighter charictor :)
<Ryu`--> (he isn't he is named after the main charicter in the breath of fire games)

Quote 320

<`Tomorth_hammerforge> (if you stand on me its not yur strength that counts its your wietgh:)
<`Tomorth_hammerforge> )
<Silva_Atalanta> (don't get tecnical with some one who's holding you at sword point)

Quote 321

<Baliadoc> (if you're making Jer the base of Sanity... i'm like the God of Reality :))
<Ryu`--> (hell i'm the god of reality compared to jer right now)

Quote 322

* MarcFen Summons a Deity and Echo's it ;)
<VVarner> wouldn't that be taking the Deitys name in vein? :)
<VVarner> no paradox so complicated it can't be subdigated to a bad pun :)
<VVarner> "I'm here already WHAT?"

Quote 323

<Galhalee> "Welcome to the City of Beriz.We are having a population problem just now but the land is going cheap so that shouldn't be a problem for long"

Quote 324

<Galhalee> well, now I have the grey plague, a city of undead, and the sun to fix.At least no ones asking me to save the soul of a lawyer yet

Quote 325

<VVarner> Now i know how Dr Frankenstein feltThe dope smoking druid that I worked so hard to give a personality gets his name taken away by his raccon'

Quote 326

<Seahshan> "Never leave four women alone for more thanweeks...."
<Drake``> "Ouch! How could you? You have the will of a thousand men!!"
* Seahshan chuckles
<Seahshan> "I wouldn't go quite that far"
<Seahshan> "I heard some of the commotion going on, on occasion.Everything alright?"
<Drake``> "Really? You're still in one piece, so you must have the energy of those thousand men too. I think your soul is renting out space"

Quote 327

<Zacten> "Do you have anything that one might use to buy back another's friendship?"
<Alcar> The womna looks up "Ah, yes, we have whatb we call a Valentine Special, named after some famous merchant who shot arrows at people he loved . .killed most of them, but thats life."

Quote 328

<Alcar> uhm, you want to be seen by the guard, Zacten?
<Zacten> ((I have nothing to hide, just because I fit that desrcition exactly doen't mean smeg))

Quote 329

* ^Talia^ shakes her head at all the drunken sailors
<^Talia^> "Scores of ugly and short men and me still sober....."

Quote 330

* Zacten wonders how much more beatiful the girl must look with Drake's beer gogles

Quote 331

<Drake``> (she's a cute serving girl, she has to be thin blond and busty!)
<Krystal`> (ahhh new something was wierd its the gandma:P)

Quote 332

<Drake``> (hey! i'll stay if i like! i got woken up out of a good drunken stupor!)
<Alcar> (heh . . and sobered really fast i might add)
<Drake``> (exactly! that's like blasphemy to a pirate!)
<Drake``> (i need to repent my sins)
<Seahshan> << repent, or repeat? >>
<Drake``> ((repent! i can't repeat going sober so fast, the pain would be unbearable!))
<Drake``> ((i could never be a pirate again!))

Quote 333

<Keith`> realy doesn't matter to me i wouldn't mind giving the gnome a run or burning a forest down again
* Shaariithessda watches Keith spend the nextyears searching for a forest
<Keith`> forest town graslands it all burns the same
* Shaariithessda watches Keith spend the nextyears searching for anything in that list

Quote 334

* Man_In_The_Cloak_And_Hat purposely misses one guard to bring his sword up and cleave another down the middle :)

Quote 335

<Baliadoc> "That's great! Did you find yourself a cook?"
<Alcar> "Yes we did." (introduces Bali to Chef Boyardee)
<Baliadoc> "A pleasure, Sir Boyardee"
* Baliadoc can't believe he just said that
<Ryu`--> (thats right up there with asking Ryu "are you all right")

Quote 336

* Baliadoc wishes there were a faster way to catch up, since he doesn't run too well on his little halfling legs ;)
<Alcar> its downhill . .bali can roll :p
* Baliadoc turns into mist and evaporates into the heavens, to suck your blood for that remark!!!!

Quote 337

<Keith`> RP with out the confines of most the laws or reality is just down right bickering of two children

Quote 338

<Baliadoc> (now i just have to forget to die the Final Death, so i can be a Vampiric Lich Halfling)

Quote 339

<Ryu`--> "easy jer we have more inportant things to worry about..."
<neo-Alcar> < Lisha > "You freaked the guards, drove some of them blind . . . and we had to kill them."
<Jeramias> "More important? I'm a mass murderer...."
* Jeramias begins to sob
<Jeramias> "Something is wrong with me."
<neo-Alcar> < Lisha > "there is something REALLY wrong if you just figured that out."

Quote 340

<Jeramias> "In the pasthours, I've blanked out, turned into a dog, and killed 20 poeple. I'm not stupid enough to let it happen again."

Quote 341

* Ryu`-- rams a silver lock pick in to docs back right about where his heart should be and gives it a good twist be for pulling it out
* neo-Alcar Lishas lunges, stabbing a silver letter opener into his arm
* Jeramias notes that there is a bit of tension between members of the party

Quote 342

<Krogan> This is retarded. We've been at this for over half an hour and we haven't gone to a dungeon, met any NPCs, or killed any monsters.
<Krogan> That's it, I'm gone. I'll come back when people really want to roleplay.
* ** Krogan has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

Quote 343

<Padraig> ok . . so we're heading down the path with a scorched and half cracked box of ladies undergarments . .

Quote 344

* Padraig is vowing to kill any bard who turns this into any kind of song
<Keith`> (just at that time you see Ralf the wondering bard pop out of a bush and start singing song so womens underwear and aside spitting bugs)
* Padraig kills the bard
<Keith`> (you sudneing realize as you kill the bard that you just killed the most phames bard in the world)
<Johan-S> (it's bad liuck to kill a bard now you must throw salt over your shoulder)
<Padraig> oh well. He deserved it
* Padraig throws the bard over his shoulder and walks away :)

Quote 345

<VVarner> heroism is in the eye of the beholder :)
<Seraph``> then who's heroic to a blind person?
<Kynan> a guide dog

Quote 346

<Seraph``> (the person who discovered caffiene should be made a saint... either that or casterated with a blunt object)

Quote 347

<VVarner> how far does a PC move inhours?
<Timbalin> (depends on how far away the treasure is)
<Kynan> (I can thrown my IBM fairly far, VV :))
<Gnomish> (try chucking thei have you probubly can't lift it)

Quote 348

<Leafeimmo^mosseis> (vv how am i supposed to find them when im miles behind still around the camp vasinity?)
<Timbalin> (the laws of PC Gravitation ;))

Quote 349

<Leafeimmo^mosseis> (you told me to give it abilites)
<Leafeimmo^mosseis> (so i did)
<VVarner> (abilites a Racoon might have)
<VVarner> (your teaching it tricks not sending it to coledge)

Quote 350

<* Seraph`` marvels at the propond> >
<Timbalin> ((i need to play a Typo Slayer sometime))
<Timbalin> ((only gains experience by typing perfect messages ;)))
<Seraph``> <<tempting, tim.. very tempting>>

Quote 351

<VVarner> leaf finds no trouble getting into a fight with any of the half drunken patrons.living thru the experance might be a bit more difficult.

Quote 352

<`Reeve`> (hmm... the changling is like windows... has assimilated the building... it's "bugproof?" look at the signs, keith, and beware!)

Quote 353

<Darkomen> (let me know whenminutes has gone by.)
<Galhalee> (( minutes go by and sudenly a bell goes ding near darkomen :))
<`Reeve`> ((the darkomens done! who wants a leg?))

Quote 354

<Alcar> ok, Reeve has a sleeping tiger with him. Does reeve want to put his head in her mouth and pull it out for a circus trick? :)
<`Reeve`> yeah!
<`Reeve`> woohoo!
* Sylistrai nibbles on reeve's cranium
<`Reeve`> (and can someone come up behind her and yell reall loud?)

Quote 355

* Galhalee looks up from a book entitled 'wizards spelljamming field book'

Quote 356

<Sylistrai> << as all the players depart, pieces of the ceiling selectively fall on the departing characters>>

Quote 357

<VVarner> shit, alcar the cercumference of the earth is only 24,000 miles this spell would fry it 4 times over!
<VVarner> the more i did the math on this spell the more I thought about the new special effect added to the new edition of star wars when the death star blows up :)

Quote 358

<Daeramondt> the joys of being captain
<`Drake``> ((hey, it wouldn't be so bad if i wasn't a PC... then my ship wouldn't be the target of everything evil in the world :)))

Quote 359

<Daeramondt> "I dabble in magic.But my real passion is bad poetry.Want to hear some?"
<Krystal`> could you give me a good reson not to kill you?
<Daeramondt> "yes."
<Krystal`> what?
<Daeramondt> "Yes, I can give you a good reason not to kill me."
<Daeramondt> "May I go now?"

Quote 360

<Krystal`> whats the reson?
<Daeramondt> "oh."
* Daeramondt sighs
<Daeramondt> "Gimme a little, I gotta think of a good one."
* Daeramondt plops down on the deck
* Daeramondt looks up
<Daeramondt> "How long do I have?"
<Krystal`> count of 30 seem far?
<Daeramondt> "could you make it 60? my mind is a bit slow today."

Quote 361

<Daeramondt> I think this has been the most entertaining character so far.... too bad such entertainment tends to be short lived....

Quote 362

<`Drake``> ((night, thanks for the game alcar, fun as always :))
<Alcar> ((hehe. if a little insane))
<K`-----> (half the party dead due to party disagreements.. ok thats more then a little nuts)

Quote 363

<VVarner> one of the kobalds becomes a quiet entertaining light show for a bit.you'd love to see this trick in the dark.that is if you have the stomac for this type of disemboulment
* Seraph_Darkwings smiles grimly and turns her attention to another kobald
* Kynan watches it, looking happy like a child watching a new toy work
<VVarner> (gosts he cant stand.but turning a kobald into a xmas tree is ok with him)
<Kynan> ((yup . . . it was neat))
<Seraph_Darkwings> (( the smell of overdone christmas roast fills the air ))
<Kynan> (though the roast smell makes him hungry :))
<Seraph_Darkwings> (( tim gets odd culinary ideas ))

Quote 364

<VVarner> if you have ranged weapons go ahead and attack.but if you don't put out the fire you're gona takedamage this round
* Kynan charges at the kobalds, ignoring the fire
<VVarner> a large flaming barbarian comes charging at the kobalds.and no he's not gay :)

Quote 365

<Alcar> Sannin looks around . . . the walls are unchanged . . . the stone has done nothing but there is a feeling of holiness in the air as usual
<Sannin> "grrr"
<Sannin> (i can only think of one thing to do!)
<Sannin> (kill my self and visit my god but thats only in desprite times)

Quote 366

<Darkomen> (I think I can,, hmmm maybe get it's head next time,, Wonder if Jeff needs a haircut)
<jeff````> (i need the dmg dark)
<Darkomen> (lol, s&m?)
<jeff````> (no hes psi:P)

Quote 367

<Alcar> They're waiting for the captain etc. to come out :)
* Daeramondt comes out
<Daeramondt> "Yes, I am gay."
<Daeramondt> <oops, wrong coming out...>

Quote 368

<The1stMate> (A vote for me is a vote for more raping and piliging:)
<Drake``> (Vote First Mate: Building a brighter future by torching more towns :))

Quote 369

<Alcar> The crew look nervous but are coming into port fairly well anyway . .the ship misses an iceberg,mine fields and sails through the straits of gilbralter (sp) unharmed. You land.
<The1stMate> land?
<Alcar> come into port.
<Daeramondt> dock
<The1stMate> (crap after all that we run aground)

Quote 370

* The1stMate is having a hard time dealing with this. his first command and he gets two people killed and gets a moron to find out who killed them.
<The1stMate> "I'm gona go lie down" he says and wanders off to his old bunk
<Drake``> ((HAHA! Now you know why i quit ;))
<Zacten`> ((we want a captain not a something that rymnes with captain))
<The1stMate> (um and that would be?)
<Drake``> (we want a captain, not tough actin' tinactin?)
<The1stMate> (charlatain?)

Quote 371

* Drake`` is fast asleep, beating his player counterpart to the punch ;)

Quote 372

<Morganse> we should go back and get the gaurd.. use him as a pack mule and then let the kitty eat him.))
<Zandir> ((hehehe))
<Morganse> What? I'm serious. :) ))

Quote 373

<Zandir> "Thank you for getting me out. I am in your debt."
<Laura`------> "for men your not compleatly useless"
* Morganse looks at Laura and raises an eyebrow.. "And for a woman, ..." He just smiles and goes back to checking their surroundings.
* Laura`------ looks at morgan
<Laura`------> "you still have a lot to learn about your place in the world though"
* Morganse smiles at Laura again and nods.. "We all do lass.. we all do."

Quote 374

<Laura`------> "hay watch where your putting your hands!"
<Morganse> I am.
* Morganse smirks and moves his hands to a decent place.
<Laura`------> "you better or your going to find your self with out them"

Quote 375

<Saibot_RP> Tommorrow or the next day I will fly in as a hawk, let the guy out and fly out as a hawk.
<Saibot_RP> I am neutral good... and letting a guy starve to death just does seem right...
<Saibot_RP> Of course since the traditional punishment is the loss of a hand for theivery and since he was with such a bad gang I might toss him a tinder box and make him use the bedings to badly burn one of his hands before I will let him out. That way he can't jump me and justice is served without my having to risk myself by escorting him out.

Quote 376

<Jeramias> ((I've learned that after you hear a girl say she hates being huged, is always a good time to comfort her by giving her a hug))
<VVarner> Jeramias I've heard that that kind of thinking is what leads to date rape trials :)

Quote 377

<Ryu`--> "umm that reminds me any cure to turn a vampire back to normal?"
<Jeramias> "Cut off it's head and it will be a normal dead body."

Quote 378

<Alcar> Ricardo's stomach rumbles, nearly giving him a heart attack but he hears nothing else
* `Ricardo` slays his evil and vile stomach :)
<Alcar> (hehehhe . . .it counters, and casts Heartburn!)
* `Ricardo` falls over, activating his transdimension Med-Alert bracelet

Quote 379

<VVarner> as you stand to leave you notice a prominate statue of the god of the harvest compleate with a basket full of coin
* Kynan takes the basket j/k
<Timbalin> (Kynan has a delusional attack and thinks the statue is a kobold... we never see Kynan again :))

Quote 380

* Timbalin has decided to see what Gnome tastes like when it's roasted over an open fire j/k ;)

Quote 381

<Kynan> (sheesh . .and its so easy to recall . . )
<Timbalin> (no it's not! no one names their person after the descriptive of their race blast it!)

Quote 382

<Timbalin> spark's a bit eccentric at times, don't hold it against him though
<VVarner> I don't. I hold it against his scripter :)

Quote 383

* Kynan heads to the temple, cursing his "hary thong."
<Kynan> (and no, he doesn't wear thongs . .)
<VVarner> kynan finds himself wearing a hairy thong wich is riding up on him :)
* Kynan scream, attacks the evil Thong and kills it . ... how much exp? :)
<VVarner> the thong dies a horable death but not before swearing revenge. kynan gains 1xp and finds 2 cp :)

Quote 384

<Leafeimmo> "dance for the ladys ermine"
<VVarner> the coon does a little dance gyrating in rythmic and sugestive manners
<Kynan> ((Ermine does that dance he picked up in a seedy bar, and the cloistered nuns run screaming, cursing the racconn . .))
<VVarner> the ladys giggle uncontrolablely
* Kynan makes a mental note to ask the coon for tips, then waits to see what the healers do

Quote 385

* Gnomish grumbls some thing about less oxegen the higher up one goes

Quote 386

<VVarner> kynan is dirrected to the item reciving room. he is told to keep an eye on his coin while he's there
<VVarner> kynan the fuzzy barbarian, finds himself face to face with the most dangerous nemises he has ever encountered. Kip the Kender!
<Timbalin> (sweet mother of Jesus... when you said watch your coin, i didn't think that that implied watching your soul too!)

Quote 387

<Alcar> ((all short, pink skinnned cannibals are cute . . . one of those laws of nature))

Quote 388

<Snake`---> "its your choice reeve but you do it on your own"
<`Reeve``> "Snake, it's kinda hard to cut off my own arms"
<`Reeve``> "I just want you to do a couple quick swings. They'll grow back in a bit"

Quote 389

* Galhalee gets out a book entiled "cook book for exotic anatomys"
<Galhalee> subtitled "Special kender edition"

Quote 390

<Galhalee> having made many since we ran into a certain power amplifying magic item
* `Reeve`` tucks a certain amulet under his shirt and whistles innocently
* `Reeve`` Gal just reminded me!
<Galhalee> that much power and he just up and forgets it
<Galhalee> wonder if Clinton has days like that

Quote 391

<`Reeve``> "Hey Gal, could you help me out? Remember that amulet i acquired?"
<Galhalee> (uh oh)
<Galhalee> "Yes?"
<`Reeve``> ("Well Gal, i want to put your soul in it, that's all")

Quote 392

<Galhalee> "If we want to rechage that amulet were gona need the blood of a virgin dragon"
* `Reeve`` blinks
<`Reeve``> "Oh alrighty"
<Galhalee> "Alrighty?"
<Galhalee> "You can't actually be considering it"
<`Reeve``> "Don't worry, when we come across some dragons, i'll take care of it"
<Sparkie> Even MORE last words . . . hard to keep track of them all here.

Quote 393

<`Reeve``> "Hey, it's a chance to catalogue a virgin dragon... are you complaining?"
<`Reeve``> "Maybe we can get an interview"
<Balko hands over the comment&lt;G> "It's a chance to catalogue the inside of a mothers stomac"
<`Reeve``> "So we eliminate the mom, and you have a new pet"
<Sannin> (oh right count me out)

Quote 394

<Snake`-----> (so we doing the next day thing?)
* `Reeve`` refuses to let the night end!!!
* `Reeve`` MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Sannin> (no!)
<Sannin> (let the day end for god sakes let it end!
<`Reeve``> (hey alcar, i'm going to inspect this area in a ten mile radius, a centimeter at a time!)

Quote 395

<Galhalee> you should know this could turn into a deal buster for Gal
<Alcar> a certain jewel could get you back :)
<Galhalee> yes but my shop could go to hell while we find it
<Alcar> can't kip run things?
<Galhalee> a KENDER?!?!

Quote 396

<`Reeve``> what jewel is Gal looking for??
<Alcar> i was merely pointing him to a jewel that neded virgin dragon blood :)
* `Reeve`` but it's mine! It's my precious!

Quote 397

* Alcar notes hes never sicked a dragon against pcs . .don't even have them on most worlds just out of principle .. but this was too fun to pass up. Should note it'll be a really NASTTY Dragon. tho :)
<`Reeve``> well if it's old, and a virgin!? hell, i would be too

Quote 398

* Galhalee takes off his hat, "Sigh, I'll need to change my outfit"
<Snake`-----> "no need to gal"
<Snake`-----> "ill just tell them your well not all there"
* `Reeve`` falls over laughing at that
<Snake`-----> "realy your dress is fine"
<Galhalee> "Not all there? you sure they'll buy that?" he asks in all serousness while standing there in bathrobe and bunnyslipers with his hat in his hands

Quote 399

<Galhalee> "Dear diary, you aint never gona belive what I am about to write down on youz"
<Galhalee> ((hehe quoted right out of Cow & Chicken :))
<Snake`-----> (gezz)
<Alcar> (gal's lost it :))
<`Reeve``> (what're you talking about? The Cartoon Network is the only source of true knowledge and enlightenment these days :))

Quote 400

<Drake``> "How'd you get it off him?"
<Zacten> "I just barrowed it."
<Zacten> *mumbles* "Off his dead body"