Quotes 2701 to 2800

Quote 2701

<WarnerDM> As you both emerge into the daylight people passing by regard you coldly. One actually wispers to another, "I hate when it rains like this and the sewers get backed up"
* Robert`-` appraoches one .oO( Excuse me, what city is this? )
<WarnerDM> "W-W-W-W-W" he says clearly a little intimidated to be sudenly contfronted on the street by a 7 foot tall (or what ever you are) tenticaled mass of bio friendly sewage disposal system
<WarnerDM> Espically one thats lost and looking for directions :)

Quote 2702

<WarnerDM> You charge heroicly into the frey having no idea whos side your on, what your fighting for, or even who you asked to get paid after its all over. The great spirit of Groo the Wander decends on you both :)

Quote 2703

<WarnerDM> They let there polearms level in your direction and you realize your now facing 3 blocks of 20 soldgers each who seem very interested in making it off this battle field alive
* Drestin retreats towards a better position
* Gizmoe yells to Drestin "Maybe We Can Side With one side"
* Gizmoe Scrables behide Drestin
<WarnerDM> The polearms interlock in such a way that you can easily see 9 of them getting attacks on you before your in range to swing
* Drestin scrambles behind Gizmoe and pushes him in front
<WarnerDM> Drestin and Gizmoe fall over each other as they retreat back to the woods. the blocks of polarms dont follow

Quote 2704

<WarnerDM> As you look back you notice the block you deceminated was mostly wearing red. Joining the blue side might save some explinations later
* Gizmoe runs to the Blue Leader

Quote 2705

<WarnerDM> She says, "But ladys do not drink coffee. It simply isn't done!" she blurts out exasperated
* Reawen looks at her "It can be if you want to. You're the lady. I drink it all the time myself."
<WarnerDM> Perkins seems to ignore reawens protests as he poors the lemonaid. It sweating with cold despite the lack of icecubes. It smells nice and you are a bit thirsty after eating raw coffee grounds

Quote 2706

<WarnerDM> Petra .oO(What do I do?) .oO(What do I do?)
<WarnerDM> petra is dancing about like a 6 year old human in need of a bathroom
<WarnerDM> an impresive feat for a 500 lb neo otyugh :)
<Reawen> (( except for the fact that she IS the bathroom :) ))

Quote 2707

<WarnerDM> The CC settles down and starts pressing its madibles to your hind quarters
<Robert```> .oO( Grrr..when I can move again, you're gonna get it! GAH! HEY!! )
<WarnerDM> ((wait, if your the PC talking about the player how do you do that in OCC ()'s? OW OW OW!))
<WarnerDM> Mom Robert``` broke my brain
<WarnerDM> again :)
* Robert``` (( is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a flour tortilla :) ))

Quote 2708

<WarnerDM> the CC however is scared for life having discovered first hand why Otyughs have no natural preditors
<WarnerDM> Same reason skunks don't :)
<WarnerDM> Robert``` is uncerimoniously dumped out of the cave in a heap
<Robert```> (( and here I thought Carrion Crawlers eat anything :) ))
<Robert```> (( so dead and decaying flesh is great, but I guess things coated in sh*t are off the menu, hunh? ;P ))
<Robert```> .oO( It's ok, I'm fine...except for my dignity... )
<Reawen> (( so much for having them kill of politicians then :) ))

Quote 2709

<Vincent`-`> "We all have our sins, its just how we end up paying for them that sets us appart"

Quote 2710

<Caltak> can you kill him away from me, though? please? :)
<Baliadoc> should i have him wash your clothes before i kill him, too? sheesh, I don't take requests when i'm killing someone.

Quote 2711

<Caltak> oh and you wanna hear how they got away from the squad of orcs without having to fight?
* Alcar recalls HS games . ..sex with all of them?
<Caltak> lol no
<Caltak> one pc was so high he was failing all his rolls (dm actually took that stuff into account with the rolls) so he sat down and pleasured himself a while. He halucinated and thought his reproductive organ was a snake. He ran around screaming, trying to beat the supposed snake to death. The squad of rocs that came alone saw this, and decided it better not to attack the party. :)

Quote 2712

<Montoya```> "I'm being followed by someone, and I'm fairly certain they're using magical means. Though how they got around my wards intrigues me."
* Gina``` shrugs "Everything has its weakness, the trick is finding it. I guess they found the weakness in the system."
<Montoya```> "Up for 5 hours and someone able to kill me without me knowing it is already in the circus. My job is never done."

Quote 2713

<StoneForge> (( i wonder why no one is stealing the gold from the temple ))
<Zacharel> (( common sence? ;) ))

Quote 2714

<}BuRNe{> my char fills all of the requirement except for death

Quote 2715

<Drake``> ((oh yeah! description!))
* Drake`` upon examination, Drake does indeed have features! He is a tall man, with powerful, bulging muscles. However, he carries himself with the nimbleness one connotes to a sailor. His hair is black, with white at the temples, and salt streaks throughout. His eyes are blue, and though a bit dull with time, still sharp with knowledge and wit

Quote 2716

<Aleric> ((oh holy crap I almost said "dude" in character))

Quote 2717

* Zacharel shakes his head. "No one should have that kind of power. Absolute power corrupts absolutely."
<Aleric> "there's no such thing as absolute power"
<AlcarDM> Kirith: "Power doesn't corrupt, friend. Power just is. People corrupt power, often enough. Look at politics."
<Aleric> "everything has a weakness, it's the way of nature"
<AlcarDM> (( But is it the way of DMs, Aleric? :) ))
<Aleric> ((only the uncreative ones :)))

Quote 2718

<Zacharel> the ring I'm showing you is broken cleanly in half, and glowing slightly. also has words in Celestial engraved on it
<Drake``> getting to that in just a second :)
<Zacharel> it says "one ring to..." oh whoops, wait, wrong ring :P
* Drake`` beats on Cal

Quote 2719

<Alcar> <John Connor> nods then looks at you "Are you .... comfortable ... sharing a tent with me?"
<Gina```> "The real question is, are you?"
<Alcar> <John Connor> "You can't kill me." simply
<Gina```> "I wouldn't try to." *just as simply*
<Alcar> (( Romeo and Julliet, eat your hearts out! :p ))
<Gina```> (( pffft, they killed themselves. its killing each other thats the trick ;) ))

Quote 2720

<^Tara> <<just charge blindly forth, more likely to kill pc's that way>>

Quote 2721

<Dal-DM> "It takes you an hour to climb the large stairs. The combination of your tiredness and desire to cast spells on everyone you fucking see takes its toll."
<[Himo]> * hehe i only do that when I get mad*

Quote 2722

<[Himo]> *reads the titles of the books on the shelf quickly
<Dal-DM> "Kama-Sutra, How To Be A Pimp, Dragons & You, So You Want To Be a Porn Star, and Ancient History.
<[Himo]> *hmm thinks damn i think this person who lives here is a cool person*

Quote 2723

<[Himo]> *tries to get to his dagger*
<Dalener-DM> "Its going to be tough."
<Dalener-DM> "Well, considering you have a crazy homicidal maniac on you, it'd be tough."

Quote 2724

<Dalener-DM> He slices face, a nice cut that goes from your mouth to the corner of your eye, he then pulls down his mask and licks the blood. "Mmmmmm magically delicious!" He sqeuals.
<Dalener-DM> (what are you doing?)
<[Himo]> (trying to find a way to get him off of me)
<Dalener-DM> "It'd be tough."
<[Himo]> (why do you keep saying that?)
<Dalener-DM> You try forcing him over you, but you end up looking like you are trying to eagerly molest him. Because it would be.

Quote 2725

<[Himo]> *thinks hmm now all i have to do it report back to those damned wizards*
<Dalener-DM> "The rift opens and the wizards step out."
<Dalener-DM> "You rang?"
<[Himo]> "Oh you could not have come a little sooner?"
<Dalener-DM> "No, we couldn't."
<[Himo]> "I just got totally beaten by a madmad in all black!!!"
<[Himo]> "I will need more firepower to do anymore of this sort of job"
<Dalener-DM> "Oh, here."
<Dalener-DM> "He reaches into the rift and pulls out a shotgun looking weapon. He tosses it to you."

Quote 2726

<[Himo]> any tips?
<Dalener-DM> yeah
* Dalener-DM places a $5 dollar bill in [Himo]'s jar.

Quote 2727

<^Tara> It must be the overexposure to humans that is makeing me flub my computer rolls....

Quote 2728

<AlcarGM> Taras gets some from the computer, sent as a virus :)
<^Tara> I should be looseing exp for those rolls...
<^Tara> I'm serious, I didn't get to screw anyone over, except myself
<^Tara> I refuse exp for tonight

Quote 2729

* Aleric climbs the rails of the ship, ties a rope around his waste and ties it to the ship
<AlcarDM> Ok, Aleric. A crew member secures it for you tighter
* Aleric nods to the crew member...
<Aleric> "when I say pull, ya'll yank me back FAST"
<Aleric> "understood?"
<AlcarDM> he nods
<Aleric> ((oh hell, i just said ya'll in character))

Quote 2730

<AlcarDM> hmm, you know ... people have hit lots of "soft" logs in Loch Ness ...
<AlcarDM> Does d&d have stats for Nessie yet?
<Aleric> did you know they proved Nessie to be non-existant?
<Aleric> ((it's true, there's not nearly enough fish or plant life to maintain a creature that size for any period of time))
<Zacharel> (( it eats people, duh :P ))
<Zacharel> (( she's just very sneaky about it :) ))

Quote 2731

<AlcarDM> The captains boy, who is A) With the crew, B) Really a boy, C) Not the secret heir to lost kingdoms and D) axctually just the human boy he seems like tells the captain that the shipment of rugs in the hold are fine.

Quote 2732

<Drake```> "I could simply have marched right through armies of orcs to talk to Nanoc, but I find turning a profit while keeping my eye on things to be the best way around a situation."
<Drake```> "Plus, would you rather they killed to get their ships? It was only a matter of time. I just saved a few lives."
<AlcarDM> <Kirith> shrugs "Perhaps. Do you know why they are invading?"
<Aleric> ((Drake, meet your real life equivelant, Benedict Arnold))
<Zacharel> (( well on the upside, they named an Egg dish after him :) ))

Quote 2733

<Ruby-Heart> "Personally I always thought Orc made better sword sheathes than cutomers"

Quote 2734

<Zacharel> (( "And perhaps pigs will fly-- wait, wait, I forgot about Celestial Pigs." ))
<K`--`> (now that sounds like a good charicter idea)
<AlcarDM> (( that would be fun .... ))
<Aleric> ((oh great))
<Zacharel> (( Celestial Pig that flys around, entertaining people at life's many line-ups :) ))
<AlcarDM> (( Buzz slaughterhouses "THou Shalt Not Make My Brethren Into Sausages!" ))
<Zacharel> (( Man: "Hey baby, wanna go out for some drinks later?" Woman: "When pigs fly." *PC flys overhead. There is an uneasy pause* Man: "So.. is 8:30 ok?" Woman: 'Yeah, sounds good." ))

Quote 2735

* Aleric produces snores you would have NEVER thought you'd hear out of a 4'5", 80 lb elf
<K`--`> (looks like an elf snores like a dwarf)
<Zacharel> (( better than talking in your sleep..I dont think any of us want to hear about the kind of stuff elves dream about :) ))

Quote 2736

<AlcarDM> The Wave Chaser continues its journey south, chasing waves and sailing past the ruined city of Keep out into the ocean.
* K`--` takes off his armor and his swords "I'm going for a quick swim" then dives into the water
<AlcarDM> K frolicks in the ocean with the pretty mermaid :)
* K`--` (chears)
<Zacharel> (( frolick? oh is that what they call it nowadays? ))
<K`--`> (well you know what a fro is don't you)

Quote 2737

<AlcarDM> you hear a voice that is no voice YES, MY CHILD?
* Zacharel is a bit surprised
<Zacharel> "uhm... I was wondering... well you see, apparently some avatar or some god-- the story's a bit hazy-- seems to be trying to destory this ship. I was wondering if there was some hope of the ship pulling through?"
<AlcarDM> THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE WHERE THERE ARE FOOLS.
<Zacharel> "Oh... thats true... what I mean is is there any significant chance of it?"
<AlcarDM> THERE IS HONOUR IN FACING ONES DEATH.
<AlcarDM> You appear on the top of the ship, tied to the mast
<AlcarDM> (( your goddess seems to be in an odd mood :) ))
* Zacharel is surprised, but trys to ignore it and continue the conversation :)

Quote 2738

<Zacharel> anyway, whats up with mny godess? that time of the month? ;P j/k

Quote 2739

<Caltak> 5 more ranks of Swim, plus Endurance feat should help me out some
<Baliadoc> are you planning on leveling again while you're drowning? ;)
<Caltak> no Bali I'm saying I just got 5 more ranks of swim, plus endurance feat :)
<Baliadoc> ohhh, gotcha
<Caltak> I levelled while I was flying through the air, towards the water :)

Quote 2740

* Gandolt points his staff at the nearest swordsman
<Dungeon_Master{MF}> The Swordsman is Crushed by his own armor
* Gandolt looks at the staff, then the swordsman, and pouts "That was boring. I prefer the pretty grass."
<Angelica```> (( and I'm sure we know which grass he means, dont we kids? :P ))
<Gandolt> (( actually, hes a wizard. So you dont.,To him, females are more mysterious that quantum math. ))
<Gandolt> (( also harder to understand and cause his body to act in odd ways he hans't been able to properly categorize yet. ))

Quote 2741

<Alicia_Ganatea> I am doing like 8 things at once so If I am slow or non-Responsive Assume I fallow the others or Hide behind a table, thank you
* Ike likes table top wargames.. The only stats you worry about are "living" or "dead"

Quote 2742

* Keith` is realy starting to like the idea of being god
<Wolfie``> oh?
* Keith` may dm more often
<Wolfie``> lol

Quote 2743

* Wolfie`` says as sternly as he can "The cat was violating Section 8 of the town charter."
<^Tiffiny> Whats that?
<Rahad```> (( wheres the ASPCA when you need it? :) ))
<Kajour`-`> (well that would be public indecencie, but its a cat so it doesn't count)
* Wolfie`` hesitates for a brief moment "Vagrancy laws."
<^Tiffiny> really? I didn't know those applied to animals

Quote 2744

<Kajour`-`> <guard> "so thats why people 3 blocks over where complainning about you running around in the street and swinging your sword about at a cat like a mad man"
<Kajour`-`> the guard looks at the cat and sets it on the ground not even saying a word about it
<^Tiffiny> Yea, he was protecting the peacee from the criminal types
* ^Tiffiny looks at the cat. "you're not a crimanimal are you?"

Quote 2745

* ^Tiffiny tosses the cat back up in the tree
<Kajour`-`> ok, the cat is in the tree
* Drifter2 places something on her windowsill then moved back into the room.
* Wolfie`` goes home to sleep the guilty sleep of would be murderers everywhere
<Vance``> ((this game is getting dark and scary!))
<^Tiffiny> <<and we almost got to fight a house cat>>
<Rahad```> (( of course you would then find out the Cat is reallythe familiar of a level 18 wizard... ))

Quote 2746

<Keith`> "Hay you wouldn't happen to be intorested in seeing to it that none of our people get hurt next time we stage an event on the golden gate would you?"
<Lance```> "Sure, I'd love to help. Don't demonstrate on a bridge. It's a long fall."
* Keith` frowns at lance
* Lance``` grins at Keith`

Quote 2747

<Lance```> the way this is going, i can just tell Lance is going to die. i can just see it coming :)
<Alcar> rofl. why?
<Lance```> a) Beth has weird cloning/time/hooha shiznitz going on. b) her killer speaks only in poetry. that means 1) he's insane, or 2) he's pure evil, and c) this just all reeks of bad mugumbo, the kind which would get me promoted to Detective, on the condition i survived it.

Quote 2748

<Lance```> "Weird. Suspected murderer and general psychopath in the area."
<Lance```> "I also need forensics here ASAP."
<Alcar> Dispatch: "Say WHAT?" sound of coffee being dumped in lap and general cursing. "Swat team on its way, all available officers alerted."
<Marie```> (( lol on an albatros? heh ))
<Marie```> (( SWAT? oh jesus :P ))

Quote 2749

<Lance```> "Keep it low key, a few officers at most. I don't want attention being drawn to whoever is doing this."
<Alcar> Dispatch: "Roger that."
<Lance```> "Over and out." *continues to look around, and picks his gun up*
<Alcar> Within minutes, 2 police cars come down the road, sirens off, coming to a halt. Within 20 minutes, the number of phone company and appliance vans in the area quadruples.
<Alcar> no one gets better service tho :)
<Lance```> ((that's the police for you. All show, no service ;))

Quote 2750

<Alcar> Random Officer comes over from looking behind the other house. "Sir *to lance* we found what they used to, uhm, shoot it .. "
<Marie```> (( its a birdapault :) ))
<Lance```> ((i can't believe you just invented that word.))
<Alcar> behind the other house, between 2 trees, in a large rubber band, like a slingshot, but much bigger. With a winch. And papers on teh ground beside it, with angels and lines of fire and such on them - also written like the letters, in THiS type of magazine taken stuff
<Alcar> it must have been harder to copy the instructions than to figure them out :)
* Lance``` rubs his temples again
<Lance```> "I'm glad I have a date with a news reporter. She'll probably marry me after having dinner out here."

Quote 2751

* Lance`` makes sure to radio in that we need a full squad down here, and that we're locking the area down. Also explains to the Phillips and Ms. Wethers exactly what's going on, calls Keith when his Player is around again, and then gives his date a call, and sees if chinese take out at the scene of a crime involving a psychopath who bases his workings on the writings of Coleridge will be alright instead of dinner and dancing at Che Lummiere
<Alcar> The reporter says "I'll pay for the meal." very quickly :) Her name is Anna Strong.

Quote 2752

* Britu flys at the nearest one, yelling "Death from above!!"
<Elana-Silvereye> one of the abishai hisses as Britu's weapons slashes it's shoulder
<Elana-Silvereye> Black Abishai: "Hissssss"
* Britu is hit so hard he does a backflip in midair in front of it. "Well, I never said whose death..."

Quote 2753

<Xarr> Morrid searches the orc ship for Elvish porn magazines depicting naked trolls engaged in unholy carnal acts

Quote 2754

<AlcarGM> Sally: "You actually think someone would try and hurt us?"
<Lance```> "It's possible. I'll admit, a stuffed bird in a window isn't exactly lethal, but I'm willing to bet they won't stop there."
<Marie```> "Well maybe if we're lucky they'll just launch more birds at us."

Quote 2755

<Marie```> "Oh, just a couple things. That grey stuff I told you about before, it looked kinda like it came out of Beth's hair. Also, i'm fairly sure I saw the girl kick Beth in the neck. By accident, most likely."
<PerryWalther> "So little Suzie may be our culprit?"
<Marie```> "Possibly, but if so probably by accident."
<AlcarGM> (( Go and arrest her on murder 1 :p ))
* PerryWalther (may do that to make up for the theft of the safe...)
<AlcarGM> (( Uh. Are you serious? ))
<PerryWalther> (lol, no)
<AlcarGM> (( whew! ))

Quote 2756

<Caltak> its just a matter of time until Disney has enough money to launch whatever evil plot they're concocting.
<Caltak> personally I think they're going to form an army out of the children of the world and then declare themselves their own country
<Caltak> I mean, fighting against their own kids would seriously lower the morale of any other army. :)
<Caltak> quite a good plan, really
<Caltak> and if that fails, I'm pretty sure that giant orb in Epcot Center is a cleverly disguised Doomsday Device.
<Caltak> You know, I'm sure that rumor about Walt being frozen was started to keep anyone from suspecting the truth-- that he is in fact a robot with hitler's preserved brain in it.

Quote 2757

<Marcus_Fenway> A Dominatrix, that would make a Good PC Class.... Class Skills include, Rope Use, Bluff, Intimidate, Innuendo, Sense Motive, Tumble... Weapons(Whips, Chains, Lasso), Armor(Any Leather)

Quote 2758

<Keith`> hmm now this is ironic, or twisted sence of fate an 18 in D&D is gotten by 666

Quote 2759

<Lance```> "Hello, Mr. Npc. I've got a question for you, if you have the time? I'd like to know what kind of woman Beth was. Just the way she acted, the things she was into, that kind of stuff."
<AlcarGM> Mr. NPC "Beth .. well, beth was a bit hard sometimes .... tough. Not someone you'd mess around with. (pause) "I think she might have used drugs too .. sometimes she'd come into work and not seem to know what anything was ... "
<Keith`> (oh dear god they are going to find out the kinky things she liked to do on video camra, great now my charicter is realy in truble (JK))

Quote 2760

<Dalener> "its a dark and stormy night, lightning strikes you player, but your +5 ring of magic recistance, chain mail of recistance, jock strap of recistance, and contacts of recistance take most of the damage, delivering 5 hp to your 180 total." "Alright, I'll walk into the bar"

Quote 2761

<DalGM> After about three blocks, he calms down. "So, what the hell happend back there?"
* Jake_Thomas gives his home address, trying to get his breathing back to normal
<Jake_Thomas> "I ... I ... " Takes a few deep breaths "I don't know .... "
<DalGM> "I know"
<Jake_Thomas> "Huh?" Looks at the driver somewhat wildly, as if expecting to see glowing eyes
<DalGM> You look into the rear view mirror, he smiles, his eyes tint red for a second, neon phospherous glow, then go back to normal.

Quote 2762

<Tish`> Thaco is wonderfull. it keeps people who are too stupid to subtract from playing D&D

Quote 2763

* Rahad` goes and kills the ones that are bleeding to death
<Rahad`> "No sence dragging it out."
* Tish` starts bandageing the thieves, (mostly for practice)
* Drifter2 searches them for any goodies they might be carrying.

Quote 2764

<Alcar> actually, dont think - aside from the threatening notes and albatross - beth has actuall commited a crime
<Caltak> is slingshooting albatroses actually a crime?
<MyBrains> 1d100 -Law enforcement
<Sparkie> MyBrains 1d100: 59
<MyBrains> dang, I wouldn't know. My skill is 30
<Alcar> you dont roll for that! Use common sense!

Quote 2765

* Silver`Foxx stores the "Gina bubble" in the cargo hold and quick silvers herself and it..
<AlcarGM> (( On another world, an enterprising wizard wakens from a sound sleep "I have it! The perfect candy name: gina bubble!" And Gelhallee wanders off ))

Quote 2766

<AlcarGM> AI: "Removal of spaceport from three dimensional context via nuke is now lagged."
* AlcarGM will assume Vincent somehow runs :)
<Vincent`-`-> umm yah no shit
<Vincent`-`-> err wait can the control tower AI access the web/net?
<AlcarGM> yes but the UN is dropping a nuke on it soon :)
<Vincent`-`-> "AI, uplink to global network, "Called back to life" I need emergancie evactuwation for one need to clear a nuke blast zone i'll be running from quordinance XY due (north or what ever the road is)"
<AlcarGM> (( OOH! ))
<AlcarGM> (( nice! ))
<Vincent`-`-> (I never forget a trump card)
<AlcarGM> AI (in a different tone of voice): "command initated. Contamination sequence activated."

Quote 2767

<AlcarGM> AI: "Bomb cancelled. Recalled to life."
<Silver`Foxx> what does that mean???
<AlcarGM> you have no idea
* Silver`Foxx slams her hands down in fustration

Quote 2768

<Alcar> Voice: "Do you think eating meat is murder?"
<Alif_Shekara> <<yes, unless it'a made from 100% pure vegetarians>>

Quote 2769

<Alcar> Voice: "What circumstances make killing 343 people on an airplane reasonable provocation, Ms. Steele?"
<Gina```> "I... well, I don't know."
<Alcar> Voice: "Are you often uncertain?"
<Gina```> "Yes."
<Alif_Shekara> <<maybe>>

Quote 2770

<Alcar> You find yourself standing on nothing, surrounded by nothing.
<Gina```> "This is vaguely familar..."
<Gina```> "Huh, no light this time though..." (unless there is)
<Alcar> You hear a warm, male, friendly voice beside you "Perhaps."
<Gina```> "Is that you, Obi Wan?"
<Alcar> There is a long pause, then "Who?"
<Gina```> "Uhm, nevermind. Bad joke."
<Gina```> "So... am I dead again?"

Quote 2771

<Gina```> "I have a question... there's no possible way You could sort of... send me back in time a little? Like, before I was stupid enough to mention Catharine Holliday?"
<Alcar> Voice: "If we made offers like that, Kennedy wouldn't be dead."
<Gina```> "Well you said I was a special case. And how about this, if you do that for me, I'll do something for you, if its within my ability. I'll owe you one. Well, I'll owe you several."
<Alcar> Voice: "This is Death, not a bargaining table."
<Alcar> Voice: "You would make lovely aluminium siding though."
<Gina```> "But it's not Death. You even said that. I'm not dead. So this isn't Death."
<Alcar> Voice: "Surprise."
<Gina```> (( Jesus Christ, work with me here, Alcar. :P ))

Quote 2772

<Keith`> get the at i to run a full blow tactical simulation of the bace being under attack
<Alcar> "We're beng attacked by the whole UN army!" "What? We ARE the UN army!"
<Keith`> something like that
<Keith`> "I'm sorry sir but the only target the missle will except is this bace"

Quote 2773

<Keith`> where we last left our unsong not so heroic heros was in the back of the local tavern having split up the loot, if you didn't ovusly figur out what your item does, (most of you did) you get shell out 100GP to your local save the starving GM fund to have its magical power reveald to you

Quote 2774

<Keith`> your meet by the courtur, the kings right hand man, he leads you threw a door and request that you remove all your weapons and place them on the table
<Keith`> Rahad is declawed (a rather painfull proceadure i might add) (JK)
* Wolfie`` advises neutering :p
<Rahad`> (( you wanna die? :P ))

Quote 2775

<Keith`> ok tish, you take 18HP of dammage when the unknown figur who was sitting on your bed finely notices your spell wair off
* Tish` gets up supprised, adn looks at teh guy on her bed
<Keith`> he is standing over you with a sword, is masked and none discript
* Tish` doesn't get up then

Quote 2776

* Vincent`-` instructs it to load Gina as the AI
<AlcarGM> *pause* "Loading sentient life forms into AI data base is nto recommended. Consent of life form is needed."
<AlcarGM> System: "It would involve subject undergoing a personality program and being called David."
<Vincent`-`> "Can you copy the subject making the copy the AI?"
<AlcarGM> System: "Recommendation exceeds human memory retention parameters by 450%."
<Vincent`-`> "override the personality changes, the lifeform is to become the AI unchanged"
<AlcarGM> System: "Override Teddy persona as well?"
<Vincent`-`> "Request more information on Teddy"
<AlcarGM> System: "Personality programmed for warmth, compassion. Made to make people be happy."

Quote 2777

<Lance```> "I'm reluctant to let her go, simply for her own safety. I'd like her to be somewhere safe until this blows over."
<Keith`-> "And you question my racoon as a body guard?"
<Lance```> "If you're offering your raccoon as a bodyguard, then yes, I do."

Quote 2778

* Lance``` jumps up, leaping and diving over desks/people/cameo appearances as he makes straight for the cell area
<AlcarGM> lance runs over a few out of work actors
<Lance```> (("Baliadoc Grassblade, we've been looking for you for a long time. You're wanted for the murders of one Ryu and Lisha, and you're going to go to prison for a long, long time." *how's that for a police station cameo? :)*))

Quote 2779

<Alcar> well, she'll definitely come after you. Since you dont beleive what she really is, she's screwed :)
<Baliadoc> that's the plan. i can finally bait her to come after me, at least. my name is going to be in every paper in town, denouncing her very existence. there's pie in her face! haha!
* Baliadoc doesn't wanna die *whimper*

Quote 2780

<Lance```> "Alright. Anyway, it was the third one. I think the death of Liz probably scrambled whatever Liz had done to 'make' her. Don't ask me specifics, I'm just guessing here."
<AlcarGM> <Sally> "Yeah. I guess so. And she got killed in the cell .. this is just odd."
<Lance```> "How do you know she died?"
<AlcarGM> (( oops. the GM reverses that ))
<AlcarGM> <Sally> "Yeah. I guess so. At least shes in the cell."
<AlcarGM> sorry :)
<Lance```> ((thank you. I was about to run over to Marie's and fill her full of lead :))

Quote 2781

* MechaBlue wonders if Bali is doing a Playgirl shoot
<Lance```> hrm??
<MechaBlue> The nick ;)
<Lance```> rofl
* Lance``` will be appearing in "Sir Lance-a-lot" a fine epic fantasy of lust and sexual discovery

Quote 2782

<Keith`> "Look you do your job, I did mine, why don't we not get in each others way?"
<Lance```> "Because I help uphold the law. It's my job to get in other people's way."

Quote 2783

<Lance```> "And I'm sure it was very trying on you. But let me say this; the next time you tell a cop he doesn't pay attention to the world around him, think about how hard it is to keep the stupidest and most prolific race in line, and then rethink what you're about to say."
<Lance```> "At least your races live like animals, and don't pretend to be anything more. Thank you for your time."
<Keith`> "You do have a point there, humans for the most part are Ignorant."
<Keith`> "THe ignorant, leading the ignorant, truely is a wonder terra hasn't whiped us off the face of the planet yet"
<Lance```> "Must be why we're the superior race."

Quote 2784

* Keith` still thinks the racoon would work
<AlcarGM> yeah, but making someone who cant see the magical world talk to that coon first would be like taking a blind person and their first sight being Janet Reno.
<Keith`> that would drive them right back to being blind
<AlcarGM> hehe. Yeah, prolly ...
<Keith`> but still might work

Quote 2785

* Keith` touches lances forhead as if opening an unseen eye
<AlcarGM> Lance feels his mind go nova ... its not a pleasant feeling. Sort of like his brains dribbling out his ears, but they havent, yet.
* Keith` leans against the wall and watches lances reaction
* Lance``` grabs his head, beating it against the wall
<Lance```> "Ooooowww...."
<Keith`> "Easy does it now, no beating in your own skull"
<Lance```> "You gave me a goddamned migraine. I'm not impressed."
<Keith`> "Migraines are easly fixed"
<Lance```> "Yeah, Dr. Dolittle. You don't go handing them out, and they don't happen."

Quote 2786

<AlcarGM> basically overload of impressions, migraine
<AlcarGM> you get the impression the brick doesn'tlike being hit and is offended
<AlcarGM> it also wants you to remove that grafitti on the lower right brick
<Lance```> i'm not actually getting this, am I?
<AlcarGM> you did, for a second, before Keith got in the way. It must have been your imagination :)

Quote 2787

<Lance```> "Wait, I can talk to animals now too?"
<Keith`> "Perhaps"
<AlcarGM> Keith's shirt: "No." j/k
<Keith`> "I would offer the racoon for some one to talk to, but he currently is wanting to get your eye color changed and then eat them"

Quote 2788

<Baliadoc> rofl. one gives another the power to listen to animals whine... grrr
<Alcar> and clothing, and bricks ..
<Alcar> "Lance, why aren't you sitting at your chair?" "It doesn't want me too, Sgt."
<Baliadoc> that's right. i can talk to bloody everything. grrr....
<Alcar> well, within reason. likely only when you're really tired or not trying to. If your pc ignores it long enough, the ability would go away
<Baliadoc> ha! i will defeat it, in the name of good old fashioned stubborness!
* Keith` doughts one can ignore a puppy going "Feed me hug me play with me" or a dog going "walk me!"
<Baliadoc> that's what guns are for, silly Keith :)

Quote 2789

<EyeOfNewt> Ya Know what Sux? I was killed by own mate last night.... I was pinned by two Iron goloms, One I damaged horribly with my Flail, My mate goes to attack, His Magical Flail had 6D6 Electrical Damage, The damn thing was Iron.. I was laying On gold And I fried after the second Time he hit.... Now Im makin a new character :(

Quote 2790

<Alcar> oh, well, if the pcs leavd theodore behind its a reason to pick him up again :)
<Keith`> but isn't that alittle crule and unushual for the players?
<Alcar> what? having the party's teddybear stuck in hell?
* Keith` was bad and gave alcar some nasty ideas
* Alcar considers that sentance .... you have a point :)
<Keith`> mostly about stones from the planets core but hay

Quote 2791

<AlcarGM> The old man leans down slowly, knees cracking like gunshots and shakes the bears hand solemnly. "You lost your kid?"
<Theodore`-`> "Well I.. don't exactly have one. I'm a mendicant here, by the way."
<AlcarGM> The bum continues, to himself "Lost my kids too ..... wife up and ate 'em one day ... said they looked just like taters and we hadn't eaten in a month. Was so mad I upped and ate her." he looks at the bear. "She tasted like mangy chicken."
* Theodore`-` blinks, mouth open in a comical stunned expression

Quote 2792

<AlcarGM> He seems to focus on you for a moment,and licks his lips absently. "You heal? Like . .sew people up?"
<Theodore`-`> "Uh um... yes, yes I do." *seems a bit pale now somehow, even though he really couldn't be.*
<AlcarGM> He nods slowly, looking relieved. "Could you sew my stomach up?" plantively
* Theodore`-` looks back at his face questioningly. "What do you mean?"
<AlcarGM> Bum "She keeps trying to get out."
<Theodore`-`> "She..." *shakes his head and dearly hopes he heard that wrong* "Come again?"
<AlcarGM> He looks almost afraid "I dont want to give birth to my wife. Can you help me?"

Quote 2793

* Mogu`-`- sleeps on the floor in the corner not wanting to dirty up the cots
* ** Quits: Mogu`-`- (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Theodore`-`> (( and peer strikes again... ))
<Flea``> "Wow. When he sleeps, he really sleep."

Quote 2794

* Wolfie`` tosses a chair through the window then
<Keith`-> ok you send a chair threw the window, how fair from the window are you going to be standing when you toss it threw
<Wolfie``> about 10'
<Wolfie``> just to make sure its not a trap :)
<Keith`-> you throw a chair threw the window
* Drifter2 pulls her quarterstaff around.
* Wolfie`` hopes he didnt hit anyone then says "hello," casually
<Keith`-> a few minets later a cross bo bolt sails into the room thumping harmlessly into wolfies head (no the wall behind him)

Quote 2795

* Wolfie`` looks at Rahad "You go out, try not to get shot and I'll see if i can tell who is shooting at you."

Quote 2796

<Montoya```> "Why don't you come along with us, then. I'm not sure how useful that body is to you, but if you'd like, you can share some space in my head."
<AlcarGM> (( Child: "Wow ... " Montoya feels strange as his memories are downloaded into her brain "They DO think about sex alot! j/k ))
<AlcarGM> Girl "Something is wrong with it?"
<Montoya```> "It just looks fairly unuseable. I'd think you'd like to find a better one."
<AlcarGM> (( npc brain destroyed trying to comprehend a few million gigs of male sexual thoughts ... ))

Quote 2797

<Baliadoc> Montoya has a girl in his head.
<Baliadoc> literally.
<Caltak> She's gonna redecorate and put in curtains, I just know it.
* Baron_Max imagines catching Montoya tring on pink pyjamas
* Baliadoc will be using a lot of illusions, trust me :)

Quote 2798

<Max_Griffon> "some say the self is the greatest thing to fear" Max says softly but looks at Vicki
<Vicky`Hart> how can you fear youself when you don't even know who you are..
<Flea```> "Interesting outlook."

Quote 2799

<Theodore`-> "Well at least when we go, we'll eventually get somewhere now."

Quote 2800

<AlcarGM> <Flea> looks at everyone else "Well. Shall we?"
<Vicky`Hart> what the hell.. lets open pandora's box
<Mogu`-`> "Yes we should find another way"
* Mogu`-` starts off down the hall not even realize he is on a difrant page then every one else