Quotes 2401 to 2500

Quote 2401

<Alcar> and you've got a calien with you too :)
<Baliadoc> sigh. that. a buddhist cat from an alternate earth. the crazy things you find at a pet shop

Quote 2402

<Djetahn> Anyone who plays a level 4 character with 120k worth of magical items and immunities to three forms of damage, including slashing wounds, is in my book a munchkin

Quote 2403

* ** GanjaBoy has joined #game1
<GanjaBoy> 3e game going on in here?
<Alcar> you must missed it GanjaBoy
<Alcar> It ran out towards #ad&d and just stopped for tea and scones
<GanjaBoy> just missed it?
<Alcar> yup
<GanjaBoy> it ran out?
<Alcar> Yeah. Some games get like that. Happens when the DM loses control of it
* ** GanjaBoy has left #game1

Quote 2404

* Armin``` attaches his grenade launcher to the assault rifle
<Riptide``> "Being a little extreme, are we?"
<Armin```> "They're Vampires"
<Hubert``> "He does have a point. But...we should probably stay a bit back from him when he fires."

Quote 2405

<Sintaqx> Ideal role playing campaign: Long periods of roleplay punctuated by short periods of gratuitious violence. Typical role playing campaign: Long perios od gratuitious violence punctuated by obscene periods of gratuitious violence.

Quote 2406

<AlcarGM> Comte: "Oh, yes, and explain why you didn't get out ofthe keep to help the others, perhaps?" mildly
<Hubert``> "If you explain why you don't seem to have any of the energy flowing through you that everyone else does."
<AlcarGM> Comte stops, puts his drink down and sighs "I think not." His pistol is in his hand and pointed at your head before you blink
<Riptide``> "My keen eastern-oriented perceptions tell me that there's some hostility here."

Quote 2407

* Baliadoc was almost gonna classify him as a Warrior of the Dawn, of sorts. What better power than Satan to get your ass moving in the morning? :)
<Alcar> santa works tooo
<Baliadoc> that's just wrong :)
<Alcar> The ghostwalker drifted into the town, a forlorn and silent figure. The people stopped, knowing in a way that went beyond knowing, that he was hear to protect them from evil. But everything has a price. The figure bent low and sais softly, his voice carried with the wind "I need an Elmo doll. Do you have one?"
<Baliadoc> so wrong, in fact, that i'm gonna call it a night. (okay, the real reason is that i need to get a full night's sleep, but hey, it fit into the conversation)

Quote 2408

<MyBrains> you know the explaination for werewolves?
<Sintaqx> which one, the magical one, the mythical one, or the scientific one?

Quote 2409

<Sintaqx> nah, most elves average 4.5 - 5.5 feet in height.. dwarves are 4 - 4.5 feet
<Sintaqx> halflings are 2.75 - 3.5 feet
<Sintaqx> nobody cares about half-orcs and half-elves... many speculate that if you trace back their orcish or elven liniage you will find that not only are they the same race, they are also the major cause of all the fucked up animals in the forests

Quote 2410

<Aytores> ((Wizards and Sorcerers! Cast off your evil ways and embrace the purity of psionics! For only 5gp/week I will teach you to master the Way. No longer will you be constrained by messy components, Silly handwaving, and funny phrases!"))
<Tisrook> (<( You send me the 27 bucks to buy the book and I'll join you're cause :) )>)

Quote 2411

* Tisrook goes off to look for books on the Darkan Wood. Hopefully they are out in the open since they aren't directly magic
<AlcarDM> one book on the wood itself. Written on paper made of elf skins
<AlcarDM> It basically says. The wood is evil. Flesh is good. Killing fun. Eat them all. My mind is there cage. hahhaa.
* Tisrook assumes that the writer lost his ming because of the wood. I'm safe then, right?

Quote 2412

<Aytores> Cursed weapon.. the Sword of Microsoft: Semi-intelligent, thinks it has 18 int, wis, cha, and thinks it's a +8 vorpal sword of sharpness. In reality it's a +3 sword that needs to be sheathed after every round it is used.

Quote 2413

<Tisrook> How much exp if I re-unite the Darkan woods with Hope's Doom and destroy the world?
<AlcarDM> HAHAH
<Tisrook> I really need to make it to level 7. So, how much? :)
<AlcarDM> no world = lack of exp :)
<Tisrook> Ah, was worth a try though, right?

Quote 2414

<Tisrook> Would you LET a PC destroy the world? :)
<AlcarDM> Do you have to ask that?
<Tisrook> Yeah, I know that you kinda want to start Glob, and killing Verise would do the trick :)
<AlcarDM> will save :)
<Tisrook> No! I don't want to destroy the world. Not without consenting the other PCs anyway. Gimme a sec to ask them

Quote 2415

<Blaze```> "What in the nine hells have you done, Tisrook!?"
<Tisrook> "I didn't do anything!"
<Tisrook> "But isn't this a good tree?"
<Blaze```> "You wiped out a few city blocks for a tree??"

Quote 2416

<Tisrook> !wildmagic tree
<Sparkie> Wild magic effect 3922 is: tree develops an intense desire to swim upstream and spawn
<Tisrook> This is usules..
<Tisrook> !wildmagic tree
<Sparkie> Wild magic effect 4003 is: tree finds clothing uncomfortable in the presence of royalty
<Tisrook> !wildmagic tree
<Sparkie> Wild magic effect 4089 is: tree has a birthmark identifying him as a royal heir
<Tisrook> None of these were intended as plants for targers, were they? :)

Quote 2417

<Blaze```> "I hate women. God damned bitches. Who the fuck decided that all men weren't gods? We should just be able to create more life, and it should be more men. God dammit."
* Aytores ignores the sexist tirade

Quote 2418

<Tisrook> I figured that I'd be able to kill the tree while it was still small. I should've cast the flaming hands instead of jokingly debating letting it grow. This is the last wild mage I'm gonna play for quite a while...

Quote 2419

<Jeramias> This is the last wild mage I play for a while. I'd be safer playing a kender

Quote 2420

<Jeramias> I'll have to go be a loner planting trees like Johnny Appleseed, except apple trees don't have aspirations to rule the world ;)
<Keith`> call him tisrook crapple seed

Quote 2421

<WarnerDM> Anyway, a dim but unearthly light draws your attention to the room the bottles have gathered in and a queit cours of angles vocalize each time you glance its way. If you didn't know better you'd thing the gods we're droping hints as subtle as a lead anker on a skin diver.

Quote 2422

<WarnerDM> reawen gets 3 more bottles before the wine rack decides the game is moving to slow and attacks rewen!
<Reawen> it what?
<WarnerDM> in a fit of pique the rack gives its life to do reawen 1d4 damage

Quote 2423

* Warner resists the urge to put a white rabbit in this story :)
<Robert``> (( naw go ahead, Chirbris wll just eat it ))
<WarnerDM> "I'm late! I'm late! for a very.. *Ulp*"
<Robert``> (( Reawen would steal the gold watch, and Chirbris would have some chilled rabbit ;) ))
<WarnerDM> Chirbris can now be heard ticking when ever he aproches (going from one fairy tail to the next...)
<Chirbris> OOC - (( smacks the dm to bring him back to the tale ))
<Robert``> (( dont hit him, you might knock him out by accident! :P ))

Quote 2424

<WarnerDM> Next game: Tremble in feer as you face the most horable creation in all of ad&d. The adventure party from my high school days! And you thought you knew munchkin. :)

Quote 2425

<Warner> I play D&D for the same reason I use windows. It sucks but its the standard.

Quote 2426

<Chaos`^> the vine wiggles around but pretty much acts like a plant that's being burned..
* Salimah lets the plant burn until it's limp, then puts the fire out with dirt
* Salimah wonders, in the back of her mind, how much experience this will give her
<Chaos`^> CR 3
<Salimah> wow
* Salimah wonders how much exp she will get if she burns down the whole forest......

Quote 2427

* Riptide`` plunks a few quarters in Hugh, figuring his time is up, and he needs some more money before playing some more :)
* Hubert`` just doesnt have anything to say right now, actually

Quote 2428

<Riptide``> "Did you have to shoot him!?"
<Hubert``> "Oh, no, of course not. I could hae let him shoot you. Which he was seconds from doing."
<Riptide``> "I had it under control. Notice the little gun-cicles?"
<Hubert``> "Yeah, you had it under control once you did something. THat one guy would have shot you before you could though. But that's not important anymore."
<Riptide``> "He's a hick! He probably couldn't hit the building behind me without your help."

Quote 2429

* Riptide`` shakes the were
* Riptide`` hoping it is indeed a were, and not just a vamp coming from a costume party :)

Quote 2430

<Riptide``> "You're homeless? Damn, that sucks. Look, if you want a place to crash, here's my address too."
* Riptide`` scribbles his address on the piece of paper, handing it back
<AlcarGM> He looks at Rip, then says "Trusting, aren't we?" in a strange tone of voice
* Hubert`` looks at Rip and was thinking the same thing :P
<Riptide``> "Hey, everyone needs a chance."
<AlcarGM> He looks at you for one long moment then nods "I .. thanks... " He walks away quickly, a were moose wolf vanishing into the shadows

Quote 2431

<Hubert``> "Here's a theoretical question: how would you feel about surf boards that have been used as a chew toy?"
<Riptide``> "Come again?"
<Hubert``> "oh, nothing."
* Riptide`` checks his surfboard
<AlcarGM> The board is fine
<Riptide``> "That was mean."
<Riptide``> "Unless you're referring to something else."
<Hubert``> "Sorry."
<Hubert``> "Well, did-er, do you have much stuff at your place?"

Quote 2432

<Alcar> can you think of a good danric-=ish quote I can toss in the topic after cal leaves? :)
<Baliadoc> lol! you bastard :)
<Baliadoc> hmm... lemme think
<Alcar> <Simon```> "Wow Dan .. I mean, I didnt think I'd see you again. Thwe world seems to much more .. peaceful without Faline ... "
<Baliadoc> <Danric> "Faline's loose again? Fuck. The next time she gets shipped to an alternate reality, remind me to get a Club the size of the fucking universe. I hate it when people break into my reality."
<Baliadoc> lol, looks like we were thinking at the same rate :)

Quote 2433

<Alcar> this is a modern earth game :)
<luckyguy23> oh u mean guns and stuff
<Alcar> and modern pcs .. private investigators and the like
<luckyguy23> what do i do
<luckyguy23> in D&D i love play half orcs
<Alcar> play a redneck :)
<luckyguy23> ok

Quote 2434

<Wyatt``> "You're a pretty funny guy. This could turn out to be fun after all."
<Hubert``> "I wasn't trying to be funny."
<Wyatt``> "That's what's so damned funny."

Quote 2435

<Hubert``> is that the same all the time or does it ever clear up at least enough to get anything else? :P
<Wyatt``> oh, it drops off every now and then, goes to what's going on at the moment, if it's interesting, then goes back to some form of gloomy vision :)
<Wyatt``> you get the feeling that my mind isn't exactly "in tact," or "built logically," or "is about as fucked up as Pamela Lee after a wild night of partying in Tommyland, before they got divorced"

Quote 2436

<Wyatt``> "Do you always insult people who can kick your ass?"

Quote 2437

<AlcarGM> <Kris> "If the mayor is a rat ... an urban mage I guess .. hes got a lot of power. Maga stuff .. like superman or something .. " he blinks "Oh, hell. I forgot I was grounded .. dad is going to kill me ... "
<Wyatt``> "This sounds serious. I'll call in to PS. If you're deemed to be more important than first thought, your dad won't kill you."
<Hubert``> "Listen, don't get PS involved, they'll likely do something crazy and unnessessary."
<Wyatt``> "You're already doing that for them."
<Hubert``> "I mena something even more crazy and unnessessary."

Quote 2438

<Wyatt> "This thing's an alien? Fuck."
<Hubert> "I hope you didn't hurt yourself, Wyatt."
* Wyatt draws one of his revolvers
<Wyatt> "You need to learn some people skills Hubert, before you wind up dead."
* Hubert looks at Wyatt
<Hubert> "As do you."
<Wyatt> "You file says nothing about you being clinically insane. If you'd like to compare, I'm sure you'll find a startling difference between you and me."
<Hubert> "I'm insane? you're the one pulling guns on people."
<Wyatt> "You fucking moron. I'm the one who's clinically insane. Pay attention when people speak to you, it's another thing I don't like."

Quote 2439

<Salimah> got a new character idea
<Salimah> a retarded mind flayer
<Salimah> lets see..... he doesn't gain the wis,int, or cha bonuses of the mind flayers, and he doesn't have access to the psionic or spell-like abilities....
<Salimah> he was rejected from the society instead of having his brain eaten since none of the members wanted his brain added to the collective brain and nobody would touch it with a ten-foot tentacle
<AlcarGM> that would be fun
* Salimah could make it gompletely insane and say that the retarded mind flayer is being followed by a purple worm that thinks it's apuppy-dog

Quote 2440

<Hubert> "Kris needs leg. Human leg."
<AlcarGM> *image of .... door opening ... step through .. closing .. river*
<AlcarGM> *no door open both ways*
<Hubert> *image of leg starting to take over Kris's body* *??* "What will happen?"
<AlcarGM> *image of standing at door ..* *image of steps .. * *image of kris vanishing each step*
<Hubert> "Will he die?"
<AlcarGM> *death?* *rebirth* *atman is brahman*
<Hubert> *extreme frustration*
<AlcarGM> *passive indifference*

Quote 2441

<AlcarGM> *image of leg* *flicker of images from the leg, it changing into things*
<Hubert> *Kris after hes entirely like the leg* "Act like Kris? Or new person?"
<AlcarGM> *Kris Kris* *puzzled* *you ok?* *image of psychiatrists couch*
<AlcarGM> *image of $$$*
<Hubert> *image of Hubert beating his head against a wall in frustration* j/k
<AlcarGM> *image of socialised medicne. Very complex. Mind check to understand it :)*

Quote 2442

<RavenMoonsinger> how bout i make a giant weiner called Oscar?
<Asahal> thats disturbing
<Krysylyn> on many different levels

Quote 2443

* Keith` is the skickly overly wize for his age bag of bones (also known as a back sorcerrer)
<Keith`> errr, black even
<Caltak> back sorceror. Animate Spine, Ray of Back Pain...
<Alcar> Grow Tail, Spasm of Agony
<Caltak> Summon Chiropractor's Ally
<Alcar> Replace Spine With Slinky
<Keith`> instead of creat food and water, creat water and pain killers
<Keith`> instead of the summon monster spells summon painfull axedent
<Alcar> summon heavy weight
<Keith`> instead of drawing blood out of a person with vampirc tought its caslum out of there bones
<Caltak> Spine to Stone ;)

Quote 2444

<Sintaqx> you want to continue the Temera game then?
<Chaos`^> yup yup =)
* Sintaqx changes into his succubus outfit... avert your eyes please.
* Chaos`^ hands sin a maple leaf
<Temera> no that's a fig leaf... unless you're canadian

Quote 2445

<Reawen> "No!" in a weak, whinny voice she likely thinks means "maiden" "You can't hurt petra! Shes my ... pet. My daddy couldnt afford a pony. ."
<WarnerDM> The mention of pet brings the fighter up short "Pet? How'd your DM let you getaway with a pet like that?"
* Reawen looks at the fighter "I got him drunk and in bed and ... well, the rest is private but his dice are missing now."
<WarnerDM> "Well thats not fair! I wanted a griffen and all I got was a war dog and a war horse!"
<Reawen> "You need a female DM then, sorry."
<WarnerDM> The war dog in question sudenly pops into being as the DM sudenly remembers it :)

Quote 2446

<WarnerDM> Crom yells with suprize, "Baby dragon!" and draws his sword
<Chirbris> "condom full of walnuts" i cry and prepare my paralyse breath weapon
* Robert``` (( wonders how the dragon knows what a condom and walnuts even are ;) ))
<WarnerDM> The members from the hirelings union sudenly come back from their smoke break and suround the baby dragon :)
<Chirbris> ((lol... and consider a draconic sized condom))
<WarnerDM> ((after this game IM not sure want a condom and walnuts are))

Quote 2447

<WarnerDM> behind you hear what sounds very much like a ticked off librarian chacing shapeshifters sloshing around
<WarnerDM> "Croms blood this is cold!"
<WarnerDM> "Um, But your name is Crom" said a little voice that sounds very much like a halflings
<WarnerDM> "Connans blood then"

Quote 2448

<Reawen> ooh, make a high levle party version of wizard of oz
<Baliadoc> scarecrow... straw golem? :)
<Baliadoc> if he only had a brain...
<Baliadoc> Wiz: "But scarecrow, you DO have a brain, you just had to use it to find out." "Uhm... Have you read the MM? Isn't that sort of a paradox?"
<Reawen> Wizard: "My name is Johnathan Tweet, of course I have!"
<Baliadoc> "If you're so smart, you'd know that my heart turned to iron with the rest of my body. Look at the damn spell description, for cryin' out loud."
<Baliadoc> "You know, this guy's ranting on so much it's starting to make me feel not-so-cowardly, if you get my drift. Ready to rush him? He's just a wizard, and a bad one at that. How much HP can he have?"

Quote 2449

<Baliadoc> "So let's see, the wemic got the potion of heroism, the tin man got a dispel magic, so that he could have a heart again, and the straw golem, well... he was polymorphed into a giant floating brain. Guess he shouldn't've shot his mouth off. Why do i get stuck with these stupid slippers? I get all the dumb magic items."
<Reawen> Wiz: "But - but - cinderella liked them! I got them on the interdimensional magic sale!"
<Baliadoc> "Yeah, yeah. Next time I'm making the wishes, okay? Why do I feel like all three of them should be "There's no place like home?""
<Reawen> Wiz (desperately) "Its the express route .. please hurry. I cant explain having an under age girl in my home when my wife returns!"

Quote 2450

<Krysylyn> evil idea
<Krysylyn> make a campaign world suddenly turn all cutsie and sweet...
<Krysylyn> see how long it takes for the PCs to kill themselves

Quote 2451

<Krysylyn> oh, and I go to get another plate
<Jeramias> Hrm, didn't you take the frying pan too?
<Krysylyn> yes
* Vestranda gets some plates too :)
<Vestranda> useful weapons
<Jeramias> Gestris, are you dead?
<Krysylyn> he can't be dead.. I haven't hit him with a plate yet

Quote 2452

<Krysylyn> "What a waste of time.... We broke through a door, got lost in a screwed up tower, and all we have to show for it are some plates, a frying pan, and some off-color elven magazines."
<Gestris> "Quite frankly, I'm never following you anywhere off-shore again."

Quote 2453

<Jeramias> Ok, you get back to the village in about an hout. Lots of happy people :)
<Gestris> "This is gonna be real bloody, isn't it?"
* Vestranda throws a plate at one
* Krysylyn walks back to the village and hits the first happy person she sees over the head with a china plate

Quote 2454

<Jeramias> Hmmm... You are all evil right? If not then you should be :)
<Vestranda> they werent real
<Jeramias> They wern't real? I never said that. They were as real as you are :)
<Jeramias> You just brutally slaughtered an entire town :)
* Gestris is CG, but all i did was put craters in an island that's pissing me off :)
<Jeramias> You are all evil! :)
<Krysylyn> ((Not anymore Ges :) ))

Quote 2455

<Krysylyn> All we did was put some disgustingly happy people out of our misery
<Gestris> wait! we don't get to find out what happens!?
<Jeramias> Ok, do you want to know why they call it the continent of Grisly and Horrifiying Death? You're the reason :)
<Gestris> hehe, well, i hope something good comes of this :)
<Jeramias> No, nothing will :)

Quote 2456

<Gustave> "Listen to me, I need to know why a corrupt mayor has someone out for his life!"
<Wyatt``> "We don't agree on certain things."

Quote 2457

<Gustave> "Alright, my name is Gustave Sartre. I teach political science at the local university."
<Gustave> "I also am a member of an organization known as Project-S."
<Wyatt``> "A teacher who carries a gun and knows how to use it? Tough school."

Quote 2458

<Gustave> "You spoke like you knew her, Wyatt."
<Wyatt``> "I did?"
<Gustave> "When we attacked her,"
<Wyatt``> "I'm have a hard time... staying sane... when I'm in the heat of an important fight."
<Wyatt``> "Correction. I have a harder time."

Quote 2459

<AlcarGM> You can see bodies rising out of graves, shoving aside dirt and stone with unnatural strength
<David`-`> "ah holy hell"
<Salem_> "unholy.. shit.. i hate being used.."
<AlcarGM> The priest whimpers then finds himself staring at the 3 of you "What .. what can we do?"
<Salem_> " react the movie " army of darkness"
<Armin```> (I've only seen Evil Dead)

Quote 2460

<David`-`> "drop me off some place with room service with my bike and i'll be fine"
* Armin``` arranges the bodies so that they are all in the back seat
<Armin```> "Come sit in front"
<AlcarGM> how convenient. Ok. you have 5 dead bodies with expressions of terror and no wounds in the back.
* Armin``` hopes he arranged them so no one can tell they are dead
<AlcarGM> (( the back has room for 3 people. 5 is squishy ))
<AlcarGM> (( you could put 2 in the trunk ))
<AlcarGM> Ok .. the steets are largely empty .. you've gone 6 blocks when you hear sirens behind you
<Armin```> "Crap"
<`Tim> oh my god --- hes gona kill poor david
* `Tim laughs and thinks "weekend at bernies"

Quote 2461

<AlcarGM> The officer cuffs you "You can discuss this at the station, Sir. I suggest you call your lawyer. You hasve the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used agsinst you in a court of law. Do you understand?"
<AlcarGM> You had 4 bodies in the back of your car..... that takes more than being in the army to explain
* Alcar is curious as to why you kept them IN the car
<Armin```> Special forces never leave behind their dead
<Armin```> of course in this case I probably should have made an exception

Quote 2462

<Serro> well, my weekly campaign was a bust
<Serro> out best cleric accidentally sold his soul, and then a townsperson sold hers to bring him back, only he came back undead, and the paladins decided to turn him, and he exploded
<Serro> quite a show

Quote 2463

<AlcarGM> the inspector looks at you "Whats your story?"
<David`-`-`> "oh instead of the usawal cup of milk befor bed i desided to burn a grave yard full of corpsis"
<David`-`-`> "you know cremation"

Quote 2464

* Asahal calls for a.......... waiter?
* Zee`` looks over at Asahal, grinning
<Zee``> "I am the waiter. Come over here, and I'll wait on you."

Quote 2465

<Zee``> "Alright, what else do you have to offer? Or, more importantly, what reasons can you give for me not turning you in?"
<Asahal> "none really, except overthrowing the blood govornment, destroy the oppression of the people, etc...."

Quote 2466

<Corwin_> ((I take it that means i find nothing?))
* Corwin_ sighs, and as a last ditch effort casts detect Chaos.
<Ssakath> (( Corwin detects the DM :) ))
<Chaos`^> Ahem... Kelris smells of Chaos, Durdwyn smells of Chaos, and the outhouse just plain smells...
<Chaos`^> oh, and there's Chaos in the outhouse too =p
* Corwin_ rushes over to the outhouse.
* Corwin_ pounds on the door.
<Corwin_> "Come out peacefully and you will escape unharmed!"
* Drudwyn takes out his lute and begins to play a fast rapid melody hoping that whoever is in the outhouse will come out
* Ssakath wonders why the hell there is music now :P

Quote 2467

* Hubert``` gets all confused and decides to just drive since he cant follow whats going on :P
<AlcarGM> hubert - if Gustave is driving at you at 40 mph and you're driving at him at 50 mph and its a one trac road, how much damage wil you do when you hit each other?
<AlcarGM> that help?
<Hubert```> (( oh I see now ;) ))

Quote 2468

<Salem_> why.. *stares at her* don't tell me.. your the hot-shot whos keepin the souls from passing on... *shakes her head* doing that is worse than some of the monsters that i know- to deny the right of final peace..* looks stary eyes* like some one i know who will never rest..
<AlcarGM> She stares at you for a long moment, something strange in her eyes you cant interpret "What are you?"
* Salem_ grins and stares back.. with that deep blackness leaking into the brown eyes "something older than time.. that killes the begins of dreams.. and reminds the gods that they have mortal hearts"
<AlcarGM> The woman looks at you "Oh, one of those." dismissively.

Quote 2469

<Gustave> "I tried to play the good witness, but you just had to come spying!"
<Damrirn`> "Good witness? The Good witness who rats out the assassin?"

Quote 2470

<Jeramias> When we last left our heros, the had just finished slaughtering nearlly every inhabitent of a small town east of the so called evil tower

Quote 2471

* Gaty`^ winks at Krysylyn again
* Vestranda accidentally hits Gaty with an oar
* Gaty`^ feels his head and has Krys check it and touch him or something...
* Krysylyn raises the sail again, figuring that with these two rowing they will never pick up enough speed to run aground

Quote 2472

<Krysylyn> "I am looking for a weapon to harm fire."
<Krysylyn> "It lies somewhere to the north."
<Jeramias> He stands then motions in his native language for the others to stand
<Jeramias> "Hurt fire?!"
* Gaty`^ whispeers to Krys "You're not telling them the best recipie for human flesh are you?"
<Krysylyn> "Yes, Gaty... I told them they need to boil you extra long."

Quote 2473

* Tynelis stands completely flabbergasted at the beauty of the sunlight
* Locke`` goes and gets a bloody hat
<Locke``> "It's like being drunk, but going straight to the hangover."

Quote 2474

* Tynelis decides to move in and about the locals...looking at the various sights available
<Asahal> ((then go bak to my own time and sell them))

Quote 2475

<Tishsa> Is there something that I can do to catch up? Like one-on-one sessions every now and then so I can catch up on the story as well as quotes? Maybe even experience, but mostly quotes.

Quote 2476

<Sintaqx> Gellard draws his bronze sword and rushes the beast while it;s occupied with trying to swallow Thrip, not knowing that dwarves make better gizzard stones than most rocks

Quote 2477

<Ters> a blackjack is used to knock people out, right? How can someone do that if it only does d6? >_<
<Ters> coup de grace - I knew that there was something :)
<Ters> And that's like an auto-knockout too. "If the defender survives the damage, he must still make a fort save (DC 10+ damage dealt) or die." In this case it would be get knocked out because its subdual
<Ters> Oh happy day.
<Ters> I'll be the terror of everywhere :)
<Ters> I don't normally want to be such a munchy rules lawyer, but this is so cool!

Quote 2478

<Jeramias> I see a whole wide future of my sneak attacking people though
<Alcar> the lone sapper -- middle ages style :)
<Jeramias> Well, its better than me being Ters the Ripper, right?
<Alcar> lol. Much :)
<Jeramias> The Lone Sapper will just sneak arround in dark allys blackjacking people, not even bothering to rob them :)
<Caltak> the sales of Headache Medicine will skyrocket ;)
<Jeramias> That's why I took 5 ranks in Profession(pharmasist)

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* Baliadoc has one plan of attack. if it works, he dies almost instantly, and if my first attack is succesful, he'll have a really hard time hitting me :)
<Alcar> what the heck attack is THIS?
* Baliadoc plans to get on his back and ride him. after that, he'll lasso his neck. being too weak to strangle cal himself, my next attack will be to lasso one of Cal's hind legs. any sudden movement, and the wooden handle on the noose break either his spine or his windpipe
<Baliadoc> my feats are also Exotic Weapon proficiency - jump rope, and Unarmed Strike :)
<Alcar> the 8 year old kills the wemic ...

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<Ters> >> the donky can read? :P <<
<Gomer_the_Barba> ((of course :P))
<Gomer_the_Barba> ((smarter than your average ass :)))
<Caltak> (( so the term "smart ass" would be a compliment then ;) ))
<Gomer_the_Barba> ((yup.. he's a half-assed smartass :) ))

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<AlcarDM> Guard: "Very new here." She looks at Gomer carefully "Talk that way to any guard and you find yourself dead and in jail, donkey boy. I suggest you find something to do outside the city. Preferably where we don't have to see your face."
<Gomer_the_Barba> "will do that. not want see your face neither."
<Caltak> (( kill the guard! kill the guard! :) ))
* Gomer_the_Barba doubts the guard will catch the intentional double negative :) ))
* Gomer_the_Barba snickers to himself and goes to the circus

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<Nailo`^> "I tend to keep to myself around strangers... they don't like my type..."
<Ters> "Your type?"
<Nailo`^> "Elves for one... Wizards for another.."
<Zee``> "Feh. Magic. Rather outdated, if you ask me."
<Nailo`^> "My point proven..."
<Caltak> (( "Yeah, especially since since the Psionics handbook came out." ))
<Zee``> "Tell me, what possesses you all to use magic? You have the power, why not just focus it internally?"
<Nailo`^> "Because it's popular?"

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* Gomer_the_Barbarian convinces th mules that the hobbling is to assure the others that they won't run off, which they assure him that they would not, unless some evil nasty creature attacked them in the night, then all deals are off.
<AlcarDM> the mules consider caltak an evil nasty creature but abide by it
* Caltak (( grins evilly at the mules ))

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* Ters will wake you when its your turn, stop being so impatient you ass ;)
<Gomer_the_Barbarian> ((kiss my ass.... ;) ))
<Gomer_the_Barbarian> ((oh, wait.. that's me...)))
<Caltak> (( Ters, leave Sin's ass alone ;) ))
* Gomer_the_Barbarian thinks people are having too much fun with his ass....
<Gomer_the_Barbarian> ((my ass is kinda hard to hide :P ))
<Nailo`^> (( hide your ass ))
<Gomer_the_Barbarian> ((you try hiding an 8'10" tall ass....))

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<AlcarDM> The rest of the night passes uneventfully, the other bandits in the area warned by some naked half orcs they first laugh at, then kill, to avoid a certain stretch of the road
* Gomer_the_Barbarian dreams about three unfortunate half-orcs running through the woods and encountering a sex-starved elvish caravan
* Gomer_the_Barbarian wakes up screaming :)

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* Gomer_the_Barbarian decides on an intimidating name for his spiked chain and his Longbow.... Fluffy and Squeeky

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<AlcarDM> <Thorvin> looks around at the PCs "Well, that was an interesting night. Given any thought as to who y'all want as second?"
<Nailo`^> "Well... I could do it, I've been known to be the head mistress from time to time..." (( perverted comments withheld ))
* Gomer_the_Barbarian will not comment on the obvious elven connotations which go along with that.... except...
<Gomer_the_Barbarian> "Game warden?"

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<Nailo`^> (( Zee, you wanna be the leader of the group or not? ))
<Zee``> "I'll lead. No scales off my shoulders. Of course, group input is always welcome."
<Asahal> ((leaders can change over the course of thime))
<Zee``> ((not under my iron fisted regime. I will kill all rebellious hearts while they sleep))

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<`^SmokeY> "althea is an avignon, a goddess"
<The_Unnamed`> "Oh." *considers that* "Could she be my mother?"
<Dakfell_VenomBlade> "She is all of our mothers.."
<The_Unnamed`> "Wow. She must be busy then."
<`^SmokeY> "not mine..... mine was an earth mephit"
<Dakfell_VenomBlade> "How are you say that!"
<`^SmokeY> "quite easily"
* The_Unnamed` looks puzzled "Well, if she is all our mothers ..... she'd be giving birth every day a lot .. unless gods get around that?"
<Dakfell_VenomBlade> "Blasted Heretic I hope Hestr strikes you down"
<`^SmokeY> "If i were a heretic i wouldnt be here!"

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* Deltoro_the_Whisper drops out of the sky
* Dakfell_VenomBlade catches Deltoro_the_Whisper
* Deltoro_the_Whisper means landing, in a dropping sort of way ;)
* Dakfell_VenomBlade still tries to catch you :P
* Deltoro_the_Whisper lands on your hands, looking down at you
* Dakfell_VenomBlade refuses to look up
* Deltoro_the_Whisper is an impressive sight. Over 10 feet tall, with deep blue skin and broad shoulders. He has tribal markings on his upper body, and is wearing a sort of kilt at the moment (Dakfell asked for it). He carries on his back an ornate double sword, and his eyes are pure gold.
<Dakfell_VenomBlade> (( ewww ))

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<Chaos`^> 5,800 gold!
<Chaos`^> there! you find that on him
* The_Unnamed` is impressed at the size of his pockets
<`^SmokeY> if thats one guy, we gots a whole city t oget

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<Lehrin> "Speaking of which, I was also told to offer you agent status with the Project. Wyatt's told them that you've been a great help this past week or so."
<AlcarGM> Kris blinks and his jaw drops. 'Me?!" he looks like a normal 15 year old, for once and a stunned one at that "But .. I mean ... "
<Lehrin> "I wasn't given all the details, but from what I've read on Holiday and Brown, being an agent might not be a bad thing. They can't shoot you that way."
<AlcarGM> Kris stares at yoy, then laughs and shakes his head "You offer strange insentive, mr steele ... "
<Lehrin> "Other than that, you get the chip. I've found it rather useful, myself. But with rogue agents out and about, and people like Holiday and Brown, I think not being shot would be the biggest perk."

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<Jeramias> Alcar, since there's two newcomers joining my game tonight, try not to kill them right off :)
<Jeramias> One is db, and the other is a friend of mine. He hasn't rped for a while, so he should deserve a break, eh?
<Jeramias> Just try not to kill them right off ;)
* Alcar will try. Vestranda cant promise anything :)
<Jeramias> I've warned them both so hopfully they won't do anything stupid and totally out of context like showing you their "snakes"

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* Gestris finds a nice sized rock or branch, and sets it firmly over the hole
<Gestris> "I could start jabbing down with my sword. That might scare it, at least."
<DarisisDM> roll a knowledge(animal burrow) check, but I doubt you have ranks in that ;)
<Gestris> hehe, nope, sorry :)
<Vestranda> hehe. nah
<DarisisDM> You get no effect from jabbing a sword down there
* Gestris pounds on the ground a bit harshly, jabbing his sword down in a few places
<Vestranda> we cna fight and kill orcs and defeat powerful wizards .. btu the rabbit in his burrow eludes us

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<DarisisDM> Gaty puts a hand to Ves's chest feeling for her heartbeat, when he feels none he takes off down the trail half-screaming half-crying out "Ges! Ges!"
* Gestris turns any slips/trips into controlled slides in the mud, to get the extra distance :)
<DarisisDM> Gaty catches up anyway :P
<DarisisDM> He's a barbarian, you know :)
<Gestris> "Yes? I'm a bit busy."
<DarisisDM> "She's dead..."
<Gestris> "I'll make sure to get a damn good healer then."
<DarisisDM> "And she never even got to have sex with me a second time!" *he stops his sobs for a moment* "I wonder if it's too late to do that now."
<DarisisDM> Gaty decides against it

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<Warner> Bali wouldn't be after the spell to bring back the sun would he? isn't that the one gel has?
* Alcar actually has no idea WHAT Balis pc is researching :)
<Jeramias> No, he's trying to join himself with his familliar, I think
<Alcar> ah, oh yeah.
<Caltak> join eh? *cough*
<Alcar> well, when your familiar is a baby tarrasque ....
<Warner> Eeew
<Warner> EEEEEW!
<Caltak> *cough* *hack* ROFLMAO *cough* *cough*
<Warner> Forget the war and the sun. We've got to save this world from Bali!

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<AlcarDM> The wizard asks the elf to leave and looks at Gelhalee "Did you make this thing?" he looks at AlcarDM distatefully
<AlcarDM> lol, err, Araka`
* Gelhalee looks at AlcarDM "Make that? you gotta be kidding me. I'd never make anything as sick, twisted and sadistic as that. An undead tarasque with halitosis maybe but never that!"
<AlcarDM> The wizard looks visibly ill at that image but says "Well, someone did!"
<Gelhalee> ((hehe sorry, when I see a chance for a good quote I go for it regardless of continuity or common sence))

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<AlcarDM> Wizard: "how did they make you then?"
<Araka`> "How did your parents make you?"
<Tynelis> ((this is going to be a great response))
* Tynelis makes all children under 13 leave the channel for the next five minutes

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<Arth`Ba`Toch> The shpere is a brown/blue globe. Locke, being familiar with the world before the War from some of Reeves stories, recognises the outline of the continents and oceans
<Arth`Ba`Toch> Terry enters and looks around, eating nothing
* Araka` pokes the sphere
<Arth`Ba`Toch> You hand gets within one handspan of it and hits a wall of force it cant get through
<Araka`> (( 'Damn atmosphere.." ))

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* dbthewise13 likes his Locathah Monk, No Armor, No Weapons, Nothing not even food
<Alcar> not even food?
<Caltak> Locathahs are food ;P
<dbthewise13> He just eats a little portion of himself every day..
<dbthewise13> Build Resistance to Torture
* Caltak was kidding; didnt expect that answer ;P