Quotes 2301 to 2400

Quote 2301

<Brandon`> Outside the inn, sitting on an overturned bucket, is a bard, playing his mandoline and singing an odd dwarven song concerning the questionable sexual practices of the elves, and the equally questionable origins of centaurs

Quote 2302

<Alcar> <Captain> "Oh, welcome to the dragon's gullet. Shes a bit tempermental when we use the gate spell ... "
<Alcar> An Elf slides into this stomach from the one above, covering in some slime and looking annoyed
<Itou`^> "OH.. Who's the dragon and how did it get so ****ing big?"
<Alcar> Elf: "Captain, I must protest against this. The last time you let a stranger on board we were infested with his relatives ... "
<Alcar> The dwarf who came in turns pale and looks afraid
<Alcar> The Captain ignores you and says "I thought I said no one is to mention the kender incident again?"

Quote 2303

* Keith` does the summoning missing person dance
<_-Dirk_-> maybe if we all join hands and cal him..he will come
* ** Pan`Ku has joined #game1
<Keith`> DAMN IT PAN YOUR THE RONG MISSING PERSON!
<Keith`> Go away and come back as alcar damn it!
<paula-v> damn it alcar show up

Quote 2304

* Keith` tries that dance again
<Pan`Ku> Keith`: last time you did that, i showed up
<Sintaqx> oh no... we've all been reduced to Caltak's level!
<Pan`Ku> Keith`:you really wanna try again?
<Keith`> only so many people in the world, i'm bound to get it right sooner or later
<Sintaqx> probably later
<Keith`> most likely

Quote 2305

* Sintaqx needs a game like a chain smoker needs a new pack.......

Quote 2306

* Caltak throws a rock at Keith`
* Sintaqx has Keith` autograph it and throws it back at Caltak

Quote 2307

* Bricker is humming to himself and fiddling with his crossbow
<Egan``> (( ah yes, crossbow's make great fiddles. they go out of tune far to easily though ))

Quote 2308

* EmanTheKnight clatters along sounding like a kitchen utincil drawer being attacked by a rabid bear.

Quote 2309

* EmanTheKnight recognizes that the battle has begun and quickly draws his sword! Then stops trying to get the shield off his back with one hand. After some strugling he puts the sword between his legs to free up his other hand. then drops the sword so picks it up again
<EmanTheKnight> ...then remembers he still needs to get the shield off

Quote 2310

<AlcarDM> Eman currently has a foot and hand speared with his sword
<EmanTheKnight> ((mine or some one elses?))
<`Anne`> "eman... your getting the king's sword all dirty.. you know we have to give it back"
<AlcarDM> rthe goblin leaders
* EmanTheKnight looks at his sword for the first time "Eeeeeh ICK! Eeew get it off! get it off!"

Quote 2311

* EmanTheKnight swings his sword around wildly splatering blood every where and getting even more freaked out
<Bricker> "Gods, man! Just wipe it on a plant!"
* EmanTheKnight stops and holds the sword out like a man would hold a dirty diper, "How do you get these things off?" he asks desperately
* EmanTheKnight wipes his sword on a near by dasy aparently thinking plants have some magical gore removing powers
<Bricker> "And I thought I was getting a sporting chance.."

Quote 2312

<Bricker> "Hmm... I wonder how good this dragon's sight is..."
<Egan``> (( oh, Blindsight and Keen Sences? Id day..pretty good, Brick ;) oh but I didnt say a word ;) ))

Quote 2313

<`Anne`> awh... if this scary dragon has a nice garden and animals- he can't be so bad
<Bricker> "Yeah. Maybe he'll just make us a good deal on a loan."
<`Anne`> hes a dragon, not a loan shark
<Egan``> (( "Dammit Jim, I'm a dragon, not a banker!" ))

Quote 2314

* Egan`` is a red dragon who, though not really big as Red dragons go, still Huge nonetheless. He's siting in front of a somewhat large cake that in comparison looks comically small. He seems to be singing in a depressed tone: "Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday, dear Egan, Happy birthday to me..."
* Egan`` shoots a jet of fire at the cake and the candles become lit :)

Quote 2315

<Bricker> "Unless you're willing to give up some of your hoard.... where is it, by the way?"
* Egan`` almost laughs. "Horde eh? Why is it everyone seems to assume I'm rich?"
<Bricker> "Perhaps you've never heard of yourself. You're a dragon. You have a hoard. Adventurers come to seek the hoard. It's really a cut and dry thing."

Quote 2316

* Bricker pulls out bag after bag of copper, pulling it out and watching it clink back into the bag, still encouraging the others to talk ooc :)
<Bricker> "Copper??"
<Bricker> "Alright dragon, enough of your tricks!"
* Egan`` looks at Bricker. "Yes, copper. Oh and also, I'd appreciate it if you didn't steal my money."
* `Anne` "hey.. its not nice to steal"
* Egan`` looks at Anne. "Your friend there seems a bit obsessed, but at least he hasn't moved to the senceless violence stage yet."
* Bricker looks up at the dragon, blinking, cigar hanging limply in his dropped jaw
<Bricker> "There's a whole bloody 3 gold here! Where the hell did you blow the rest of your hoard!?"

Quote 2317

<Bricker> "Can you come back a little later? We were here first, and quite frankly, I have a bone to pick with Big Scaley over here."
<AlcarDM> The knight looks back, then calls over his shoulder "Uhm, Drak? I don't see a maiden either .. Well, a dwarf .. all dwarves look alike."
<AlcarDM> Regar looks at Bricker then asks solemnly "Are you a virgin by any chance? A maiden?"
<Bricker> "The only fair maidens you're going to find here are ones giving this sissy tips on what color of curtain to use in his lair."
<Bricker> "And you're pushing your luck too, tin can."

Quote 2318

<AlcarDM> Regar stalks off to confer with his "dragon slaying advisor" outside. You catch the words "More fish in the sea ... yes, I know dragons aren't fish ... I douht they're birds either .... letws find another and cut your losses, shall we?"
<Bricker> "And good ridance!" *to the knight outside*
* Egan`` smiles slightly. "Well, this is a nice switch. For once a knight left and no one was killed."
<Bricker> "He was close, let me tell you."

Quote 2319

<AlcarDM> The cake is melting
<AlcarDM> literally.
* Bricker deftly avoids the melting cake
<Bricker> "Gods! What kinda racket are you running here!?"
<Egan``> "Is that all you can think about? You need a hobby."
<Bricker> "I'm talking about your bloody cake! This is disgusting!"
<Bricker> "I've heard tales of warriors fighting ooze before, but this is ridiculous"
<Bricker> "What? Was I supposed to take my shoes off before entering your clean little cave?"

Quote 2320

<Bricker> "Hmm... the structure of the mountain really isn't all that bad. Say, Sissy, would you be interested in a bigger, better reputation?"
<_-Falor_-> "Do u have treasure..not in the form of coin?"
<Egan``> "Yes. What's in the cave, and whats outside. I'm assuming you passed it on the way in."
<Egan``> "What do you mean?"
* Bricker turns around, looking very business like all of the sudden
* Egan`` (( uh ohs ))

Quote 2321

<Bricker> "Well, this trip was a definite bust. If I go back with Eman, and we don't have anything to show for ourselves, I'm toast, for sure."
<Bricker> "However, with my knowledge of stonework, my knowledge of explosives, and your frighteningly abysmal situation, with a bit of work, we could have a cozy little mountain citadel, and you could have quite a large hoard."
<Bricker> "Now, I'm not suggesting you have to kill anyone or anything, you're much too wimpy for stuff like that, and that's alright. But with the right attitude, and a bit of work, we could build you a beautiful little home away from.. well.. this cave."
<Egan``> "For the record, I have killed before. I don't know why I'm mentioning it, since it's not something I'm much proud of, but I mentioned it nonetheless. In any case, isn't that sceme a bit... oh I don't know...wrong?"

Quote 2322

<Bricker> "Oh, no scheme involved. This is downright robbery. But look at it this way! We'd be robbing from the rich, and giving to... well... us."
<Egan``> "I... hmm. Well... it does... make sence, but... I mean, what about the people who we'd be robbing from? I'm sure it wouldn't be good for them in the least."
<Bricker> "Which brings me to the first order of business: working on your outlook on life."

Quote 2323

<Bricker> "And if you don't like the idea, then here's one for you!: The dastardly dragon, who steals from the man, and brings them down to the level of their impoverished peasants. You'd be a peasant hero!"
<Bricker> "Trust me, I know how to spread a good story. All you need are a few drinks, a couple of worthless humans, maybe an elf or two, those bastards really can't hold a drink, and Boom! Instant legend!"

Quote 2324

<Egan``> (( well an ending of "and so we stop here and dont make wild assumptions of the future" works too ))
<Bricker> ((well, save that for another one shot, with Egan the Sissy and Bricker the Clever. (of course, you'll be Egan the Terrible when I tell the story, but that's just my pet name for you ;))
<Egan``> (( I may just have to drop a large rock on your head :) ))

Quote 2325

<AlcarDM> Dog: "You smell like me. Funny smell, not smell, all smell." It glares at you
<Tishsa> "I smell like you? Are you suggesting that I'm a dog?"
<Tishsa> "Or that you are part of me?"
<AlcarDM> The dog looks at you, and barks a laugh (literally) "You think Im just a dog? I am legion, old and ancient, reinventing myself as master and slave .. I contain multitudes. Especially on weekends.,"
<Tishsa> "Uh, sure. So you are many creatures?"
<AlcarDM> The dog nods its head, and wags its tail

Quote 2326

<Tishsa> "So, are you just going to insult me and get angry because I smell odd?"
<AlcarDM> The dog looks at you "I could always piss on your leg and mark my territory if it would help."
<Tishsa> "No, I'd rather have some explination."

Quote 2327

* Reeve`` busts through the door, into the kitchen, and, like any good fighter, checks the pot on the stove to see if the watery double is out yet :)
<AlcarDM> You look into the pot?
<Reeve``> yup ;)
<AlcarDM> Ok, Reeve looks into the water, and a mini-reeve begins coming out of the pot
* Reeve`` stops, looks at himself, and groans
<Reeve``> "That's twice now! Gods, why does he have these things?!"
* Reeve`` jumps back
<AlcarDM> Reeve begins getting out of the pot
<Reeve``> "So, we meet again. For the first time."

Quote 2328

<Reeve``> "You need the blood of a virgin dragon, and he's the only one I know about."
<Tishsa> "A virgin dragon? Ha ha ha."
<Reeve``> "I wouldn't laugh. He's a bit touchy about it, from what I've heard."
<Gelhalee> "Reeve tell me every thing you know about this dragon. Specificly anything he wants."
<Reeve``> "To get laid."
<Gelhalee> "Uggg"
<Reeve``> "You asked."

Quote 2329

* Gelhalee closes his eyes and makes a very pained look then yells at the sky "I am not a dating service!"
<Gelhalee> "How do I get mixed up in these things"
<Reeve``> "You travel with snake, most likely."
<Reeve``> "Then just kill the bugger, and you're set for life."
<Gelhalee> "It's a dragon Reeve, theres no 'just' about killing them"
<snake`-`-> "there is no just about killing gods eather but that hasn't stopped me in the past"

Quote 2330

* Gelhalee gives Ocho a suger cube to bribe him into forgiving him for loading up the cart
<Gelhalee> "ok ok two suger cubes"
<AlcarDM> Ocho stamps a hoof, not moving
* Gelhalee sighs, "Why can't I have a normal poney like everybody else?"
<Gelhalee> "For three I'd beter not get any backtalk till tonight"
* Gelhalee gives the 3rd cube with a stern look
<AlcarDM> Ocho has it and is now nice and calm and a joy to be with
<Gelhalee> (Joy? what was on those cubes? acid?)
<Gelhalee> ((Thats all I'd need, Ocho on a psyodelic trip))

Quote 2331

<Miiri> "I believe the typical being should spend a few hundred years dead before they can truely appreciate life."

Quote 2332

<Gelhalee> "Unless there is somthing we're forgetting Reeve. We've got the amulet, directions to the virgin dragon, and absolutely no sence of self preservation. What more do we need?"

Quote 2333

<Gelhalee> "Oh, your one of those. Yes that would explane it. Nastly stuff. Not that I have anything against the mental powers and those who use them mind you. Last one I ran into did a nice job white washing my shop"
<Gelhalee> ((said with all the convicing power the phrase "some of my best friends are black" has :)

Quote 2334

* Araka` is looking at something that isnt there off to the side
* Miiri thinks the drider has a brain tumor or something, but now lacks the psionics to make sure :)
* Reeve`` doesn't think we'd need psionics. we can just split her head open and look :)

Quote 2335

<AlcarDM> Ocho got 3 sugar cubes and heads south with proper decorum and haste, even missing most of the pot holes
<Gelhalee> ((definately acid laced suger cubes))
<Miiri> ((Alright, Who cast Expeditious Retreat and Temporary Insanity on the Sugar Cubes!))

Quote 2336

<AlcarDM> The elves watch some of their own, an old elf in a hammock, a spider thing, a strange dog and a flying woman and the rest of the PCs leave and think to themselves "This'll make a fine story someday."
<Reeve``> "No, no it won't. I'm gonna go drink, and try to forget it."
* Miiri will make sure the next time she dies she will come back as a ghost to keep Reeve company))
<Araka`> (( hey! I gotta do that!! ;) ))

Quote 2337

<Reeve``> "You need the blood of a virgin dragon, and he's the only one I know about."
* Gelhalee stops dead in his tracks, "Did you say dragon?"
* snake`-`- while walking twords reeves manchen "can't be any worse then a god"

Quote 2338

<Warner> I think this bears asking again: how hard up for clean water do you have to be to use mysterous water a dryder gave you from a exentric wizards cart?
<Baliadoc> maybe she thought it was spice *shrug*
<Baliadoc> since when do little combat plot lines pay attention to what they're throwing into the cookpot?
<Alcar> hehe. actually araka gave it to an elf child who gave it to his mom who simply dumped it in the cook pot as normal water because her husband (falor) had it left it outm while exmaining it
<Warner> theres a mom to keep away from your ink wells

Quote 2339

<Mr_Keith> fair worning i'm kinda drunk right now, and its going to be an hour or so befor i sober up
<Mr_Keith> so lets see how many times i can missread some info and kill some one :)

Quote 2340

* Alumar realy does need to find a good formilar for a half vampire
<AlcarDM> the npc would be willing to share Aisha
<AlcarDM> You could have the first time share familiar
<AlcarDM> rent to own plan
<Alumar> LOL
<Alumar> i don't think that would work

Quote 2341

<Izayus> "Alright lets begin our search"
<Salem_> it should not be hard.. just throw out some" reeses pieces candy" and them buggers will come running...
* Izayus grins
<Salem_> hey- it worked in ET

Quote 2342

<Izayus> i'm right to say dave is ..like the one in the hallway?
<Alcar> yup
<Alcar> but dead - he was hit straight on
<Izayus> well Maybe a Team Work will bring the sucker back
* Izayus was smart and sent in the red shirt

Quote 2343

<keith`> ok, i thought of a small speach the other night and i'm not going to let you off the hook on it
<keith`> we are gatherred here the broke, the straped for cash and the jobless. we pay homage to the past rpg systems that thankfully are out of copy right and now free
<keith`> and with out a further ah do i persent to you Star Frontiers, argumentalbie one of the late TSR's better systems
<keith`> alcar please be kind enought to quote that and here we go!

Quote 2344

<nteshade> ((Sorry if I don't seem to be paying much attention, I'm actually in the middle of a crisis here....))
<keith`> (don't worry about it, if it gets too anowing i'll kill your pc)

Quote 2345

* Mechara opens the door and goes out
<Mechara> "We come in Peace"
* Mechara does the hand sign
<Kirith> "Ok. We cant really disgise Mechara ... " as he comes back with supplies then stops "We come in .. dear gods, dont tell me cheap holo vids reached your world?"

Quote 2346

<Kirith> he offers 12,000 credits for it?
<Mechara> "Can you make that 17,000"
<Mechara> ((we need 17 to pay han solo to take us off this rock))

Quote 2347

<Mr_Keith> ok, so i gess we will just end it here
* Mechara opens up his microwave gun and fries the humans

Quote 2348

* Tisrook looks wildly for a well to jump in :)
<Tisrook> Of course, I am wise enough to drop my pack :)
<AlcarDM> int check, dc 5 :p
<AlcarDM> to notice that the well is empty :p
<Sparkie> Tisrook 1d2+3: 4
* AlcarDM stares ....
<Tisrook> That was a typo! I don't fail
<Sparkie> Tisrook 1d20+3: 4
<Tisrook> Gods no!!!
* Blaze`` comes walking outside, still apologizing
<AlcarDM> Blaze sees Tisrook leaping INTO the well ...
<Tisrook> The things you'll do when drenched in perfume

Quote 2349

<AlcarDM> the well remains empty ... Alumar isn't sure why there is a rope down to the bottom, since only an idiot would leap into an empty well
* Tisrook assasinates Sparkie
* Alumar` pulls up the rope to see if he gets any responce
<AlcarDM> no response Alumar
* Alumar` lowers the rope back down again
<Alumar`> "hay blaze, do me a favor, see that no one pulls this rope up"
<Blaze``> "And why not? It's a rope to a well."
<Alumar`> "its an empty well, i'm going to see whats at the bottum"
<Blaze``> "Some of Tisrook's blood."

Quote 2350

<Blaze```> "Ignorance is bliss, Tisrook."
<Tisrook> "No, no it isn't."
* Blaze``` really wishes he had a straw he could be sucking on, so he could look all wise-farmer-like
<Blaze```> "You obviously try to learn too much then."
<Tisrook> "If someone is going to hit you in the back of the head and you don't know about it, it still hurts."
<Tisrook> "If you know about it you can try to dodge."
<Blaze```> "Tisrook, not only is ignorance bliss, but so is not finding every small little loophole in someones statement."
* Tisrook waits for Blaze``` to get off his gaurd before he hits him in the back of the head :)

Quote 2351

<Alumar`> impressive dagger
<AlcarDM> yeah, and you got 3 of them :)
<Alumar`> and to think the only thing i did was offer to kill a vampire

Quote 2352

<RipTide`> "You know, you could be a bit more respectful of the dead, dude."
* Salem_ laughs
<Izayus> "Salem i think this is your kind of work"
* Salem_ glares at lzayus " what? you want me to raise a dead cow... you got to be insane
<Salem_> gee- whats it gona say "mooo.... i was fucked by ET?"
<Izayus> "Well no i mean you like playing with the dead "
* Salem_ sneers at thim " i dont *play* with the dead"

Quote 2353

<Salem_> "izayus killed that guy... not me.. and whats with the vine crap"
<RipTide`> "What are you saying!? If they saw anything, they're dead!"
<Salem_> i don't care... i seen worse.. history repeats...
<RipTide`> "Oh shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!"
* Salem_ smiles to rip " hey- i bet you say that to all the pretty gals"

Quote 2354

* Salem_ is on the bike with david.. "lets roll... i am sick of playing with boys...
* RipTide` fucks it all and freezes Salem
<Warner> the lines "playing with boys" and "fuck it all" appeared a little to close together there for my comfort

Quote 2355

<Alcar> David and Salem Zoom off from the farmhouse. The leader of the cult is still out old
* Izayus goes over to the leader
* Izayus swings his axe down at the leaders neck
<RipTide`> "Izayus! We need to question him!!"
* Izayus mutters "it was your kind that killed our kind off"
* Hubert``` looks over at Izayus
<Hubert```> "Damn it, what is with you and killing everyone?" *sigh*
<Izayus> "We can still ask him questions"
<RipTide`> "Shut up, Izayus."

Quote 2356

<David`-`-> "Dead cows?"
<Salem_> yea- some x file shit
<David`-`-> "you have no clue how strange life can be"
<Salem_> try me... my life is stranger than yours
<David`-`-> (oh wait, she called faline her step mom she knows full well how strange life is)

Quote 2357

<Shargos> "Snake..it is not the amulet that will bring the sun back..but the way they bring the hope to the world as they atemp to do it"
<Baliadoc> ((i want my amulet back then!))
<Baliadoc> ((rassel frammin' people want all my freakin' goodies. probably won't even use it, and just sell it for 5 gold to some sleazy merchant. Ay yi yi.))
<Snake`-`> (is that how much gel is offering for it?)

Quote 2358

<Jeremy```> "Well, this should prove to be interesting I think."
* Buck` looks at Jeremy "Huh?"
* Jeremy``` look over at Buck` almost looking amused, but mostly emotionless. "Look at his face."
<Buck`> emotionless amusement? wow ...
<Buck`> sort of like zen facial expressions?
<Jeremy```> (( no, emotionless, but almost looking amused. lol ))

Quote 2359

* Buck` canters off to find Jeremy, yelling for help .. ."Help! Neigh! Help! Mist person!"
* Vlad_the_Impaler` Screams Very loudly "HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP,HELP ME PLEASE"
<Darkkin> buck runs into a skeleton hung on a tree with a note on it
* Buck` apologises, then realises that makes little sense
* Buck` reads the note

Quote 2360

* Buck` tries to break the stone with the oar
<Darkkin> You do and vlad stands there again...looking shocked
* Buck` swings again .. hoping to kill him this time
<Vlad_the_Impaler`> FUCKER
<Darkkin> he's now a big diamond
* Buck` stares at it, then blinks, shakes his head and rides away, following Jeremy for lack of anything else to do
* Buck` is looking at the oar nervously
<Vlad_the_Impaler`> ((Geez Ruin my first game Ever"

Quote 2361

<Darkkin> You walk/trot afew mines then the sun or somthing like it starts to come up
* Jeremy``` looks up
<Buck`> or something like it? as in?
<Buck`> a big smiley face?
<Jeremy```> "Shit!"
<Darkkin> no :P
* Jeremy``` looks for any dark place nearby
<Darkkin> under buck
<Jeremy```> uhm...anywhere else? :P

Quote 2362

<Darkkin> Jeremy sees somthing he once had in his own land
<Darkkin> its a Coffin
* Jeremy``` actually looks releived (an emotion! I cant believe it!) "If they werent trying to destory me constantly, I'd thank a God right now!"

Quote 2363

<Buck`> "Your a vampire!"
<Buck`> "Oh, that explains the mist .... "
<Buck`> "Vampires drink the blood of the living to survive tho ... that makes them evil .. " looks at the coffin
* Buck` hefts the oar and looks at it, then the coffin "He didn't want to save an innocent either ... "
<Darkkin> The oar goes red and hums again
* Buck` swings the oar at the coffin
<Jeremy```> (( oh god its a lightsabre ;P ))
<Jeremy```> (( damn you to Hell, horse-boy! ))
<Darkkin> He just ruined your TV inside the coffin...

Quote 2364

<Jeremy```> "If you dont stop, those wolves I just called will kill you!"
* Jeremy``` is starting to sound desperate
<Buck`> "Then I die for a good cause ... no more animals will fall under your vile powers."
<Jeremy```> "Uh..I..uhm...I can reform? Yeah! I can uhm, work for good and all that!"
<Buck`> "How?"
<Jeremy```> "I donno..what do you good people do anyway? Slay evil or some such? I could do that!"

Quote 2365

<Alcar> hmm, first session i've played when my pc tried to kill all other pcs ...
* Alcar shudders .. imagine if I'd been a paladin ....
<Darkkin> Might make you a paladin alcar
<Darkkin> oh my...and with that oar...
<Darkkin> Ever hear of the God Kahoolie
<Darkkin> God of Revenge
<Darkkin> Might make you a paladin alcar
<Caltak> LOL a Holy Avenger Oar :)
<Darkkin> Thats kinda what it is
<Caltak> he'd be the laughing stock of the paladins

Quote 2366

<Caltak> hmmm we should have an Alternity game where the PCs end up in D&D :)
<Caltak> "You're going to use what on the lich?" "A blaster." "Oh. Is that some sort of magic wand?"
* Keith` wants to be a dwarf named Red if we are playing an alternity game were the pc's get stuck in D&D

Quote 2367

* Shadowkin grabs locke by the caller and stands him up and a flash of light can be seen as locke is healed
<Shadowkin> "Why don't you follow snake and aid him"
* Locke`` shakes his head, blinking a bunch
<Locke``> "Huh?? Ugh... wha?"
<Shadowkin> "Are you all going to stand around and do nothing?
<Locke``> "I'm quite sorry my dying isn't fitting into your schedule. Would you mind telling me where he went?"

Quote 2368

* Tynelis looks at the cat, sips his ale (I'm gonna be an alcoholic before this night is over with)

Quote 2369

<Tynelis> "it's such a sad thing to see a world reduced to this"
<Snake`-`-`-> "yah, what do you know about it?"
<Tynelis> "friend, there's so much difference that ye would not be aware of"
<Tynelis> "I long for a lush green forest"
<Locke``> "Paint a picture then."
<Tynelis> "it's not the same"
<Tynelis> "not the same at all"

Quote 2370

* Snake`-`-`- leaves the taver and takes the abbit back to his church
<AlcarDM> The abbot gets another chapter in his book "The Life of Snake" done ... pity its going to look like Vannilla Ice's biography by the time the editors get to it
<Snake`-`-`-> (figurs)

Quote 2371

<AlcarDM> <Dirgan> The tiger looks up "You're looking for food?" It raises a paw west "Lots of birds near the ruins."
* Tynelis stops in mid stride and turns his head to the tiger
<Locke``> "Oh, thanks! We'll go check it out."
<Tynelis> "this world never ceases to amaze me"
<Locke``> "I think that's why a lot of people turn to drink."

Quote 2372

<AlcarDM> Most of the clerics just ask for a generic blessing. And to see you, touch you .. usual stuff
<Snake`-`-`-> as if my blessing would do them any good but ok, as fair as touch, i'll shake each of there hands
* Snake`-`-`- gets the sad fealing this church is going to become a meca
<AlcarDM> shrines and all :)
* Snake`-`-`- (shakes his head)
<AlcarDM> the many problems of being a god ;)
<Snake`-`-`-> (god i hope they don't start with the human sacrifces they start doing that and i'll go kill who ever had the bright idea)
<Snake`-`-`-> after that if i'm not summoned off on other godly duties i'll head back to the taver for a much needed drink

Quote 2373

* Tynelis curses his inexplanable desire for adventure
* Locke`` collects a few corpses
<Tynelis> "everything in me wants to check this out!"
<Tynelis> "but all that is reasonable in me says no..go back to the inn"
<Tynelis> "what do you think?"
<Locke``> "Well, why don't we? Nothing's certain in life but death, so it's not like we should be surprised if we die or not."

Quote 2374

* Tynelis wonders if he could have a wisdom check to realize this is a STUPID IDEA!
<Tynelis> j/k

Quote 2375

<AlcarDM> You see a small shape, like a rabbit, just inside the entrance
<Locke``> "Uh oh. Hold up."
* Locke`` points out the rabbit of death
<Tynelis> "why am I scared of a rabbit?"
<Locke``> "I'm willing to bet that's not a normal rabbit."
<Tynelis> "of course not..nothing in this world is normal"
<Tynelis> "cats talk, and crows glow, and rabbits probably turn into pitfiends!"

Quote 2376

* Locke`` slides the blade into the things head, right between the eyes
<AlcarDM> The hound drops dead
<Shadowkin> ((how do you get the hound off the sword tho))
<Locke``> "Oh. Now I remember why I'm a wizard."
* Locke`` looks at the other wolf, grinning evilly

Quote 2377

<Sparkie> Locke`` 1d20+4: 11 - wizard rage!
<Locke``> damned wizards and their puny rage.
<Sparkie> AlcarDM 1d20+4: 9 - dying hound rage :)
<Shadowkin> wizard rage is Fireball not a sword
<Sparkie> Locke`` 1d20+4: 14 - piddly fighting style go!
<Locke``> sigh... we're both pretty sad...

Quote 2378

<Keith`> yep, were we last left our heros they just sold a stolen military shuttle
<Kirith> "Ok, Mechara, wasn't it? We need something to do with you or some way to hide you .... " looks at Mechara curiously "Do you do windows?"
<Mechara> "I run windows yes"
<Kirith> "Actually, I was wondering if you cleaned them. Poor joke."

Quote 2379

* Kirith walks into the bar
* Mechara follwos
* Mechara edits his memory to have it say follows

Quote 2380

<Keith`> you were payed all on to one card so..
<Keith`> pick who took all of it and thats how it will be
<Maxine^^^^> (dman you keith your wrecking our plans)
<Keith`> thats a dm's job is it not :)

Quote 2381

<Baliadoc> hmm... hey keith, if i join this game, can i get a skill in omnipotence? Alcar won't let me.
* Kirith already said being the DM isn't an allowed skill :p
<Baliadoc> but i'm not the DM! even the DM can make mistakes ;)
<Baliadoc> i'd be better than the DM :)
<Keith`> omnipotence? LOL if you did it would be increadably costly to level up and a 0% as a bace

Quote 2382

<Hubert``> "Well, whatever other goals they might have aside, that their main goal is to stop the Greys. And I agree with that."
<AlcarGM> Vincent frowns and nods "And then what? Do you think either of you are human? Truly?"
<Hubert``> "No." *simply*
<RipTide``> "Of course not. I am Brahman."
<AlcarGM> Vincent looks at RipTide, confused "Pardon?"
<RipTide``> "At least, I'm trying to be."

Quote 2383

* Riptide` runs down the street, keeping his eyes open for any signs of vincent
<AlcarGM> ok .. you see lots of small novelty shops .. an apartment complex and the suburban sprawl around it ... no bodies around, so he could be anywhere
<Riptide`> "Ugh! We coulda just played it cool and gotten closer to him... but no! We have to uphold high moral standards. Ugh. Give me a sign!"
* Riptide` looks towards the sky
<AlcarGM> The sky rumbles ominously, promising rain

Quote 2384

<Riptide`> "Now, why'd you have to go and make such a big hullabaloo? We could've gotten to the root of this thing."
<Hubert``> "I was the one making the hullabaloo? Ah, so I guess I was the one trying to kill the staff of a McDonalds. Right."
<Riptide`> "You know, I hate senseless violence just as much as you, but in that case we might have actually gained from it."

Quote 2385

<Darkkin> Wizard of Oz ...take out the little people and replace them with ordi..they eat the others before she gets droped in
<Caltak> "Hey, you dropped a house on our Wicked Witch Roast!
<Darkkin> "Ah crap its shrinking..now hmmm hey..you'd make a good meal"
<Darkkin> "Oh look she even has a snack too.."
<Alcar> scarecrow fuel for the fire
<Darkkin> Tin-man to cook them all
<Caltak> tin man hammered into a cookpot
<Darkkin> i'd love to see a party come onto that
<Caltak> the fire's screaming and the cookpot is murmering "oil can"

Quote 2386

<Alcar> why DO elves get a save against charm spells?
<Alcar> Is it their pointy ears?
* Darkkin thinks its cuz there so damn tasty
<Baliadoc> i think it's because they come from a long line of geeks who just don't get it when ladies hit on them. Even magically.
<Alcar> horses on the other hand ...
<Alcar> or wildlife in general
<Baliadoc> yeah, they're just hippy geeks :)

Quote 2387

* Sintaqx casts Improved Sleep (also known as Bigby's smashing fist) on Warner
<_-Dirk_-> and if that deosn't cut it....get urself some epheneprhine
<Warner> with friends like dirk who needs pharmacies

Quote 2388

<AlcarGM> Ok, you follows Kris' somewhat roundabout directions and end up at a small pet shop in the poor parts of town.
<AlcarGM> Leaving a jeep here normally would be insane
<AlcarGM> The homes are mostly old, falling apart and close to being condemned. The pet shop is in better shape than most of the buildings, but not the best either. A lot of pimps and prostitutes are out on the streets
* Riptide`` pulls out a sticky pad and writes a note, sticking it on the wheel that says "Dude, stealing is just so bad for your Kharma. There's five bucks under the seat for you. That's a start."

Quote 2389

<Riptide``> "And as I just remembered you still have my gun, this would be a good time to build up some trust. I have a feeling that PS put us close together for a reason. So, if we're gonna be working together alot, we need to trust each other."
<Hubert```> "It very well could be."
<Hubert```> "Oh, right, forgot."
* Hubert``` gives Riptide back his gun
<Riptide``> "No worse than you shooting your mouth off at a poor McD's wizard."
* Hubert``` smiles slightly. "Do you realize how odd that sentance sounded?"
<Riptide``> "In a world with were-creatures, vampires, aliens and who knows what else, you think a sentence like that is weird?"

Quote 2390

* Baliadoc looks for a good group of young female bards. We can name them "Josey and the red dragons!"
<Caltak> nooooooooo
* Caltak crys... "the horror..."
<Baliadoc> omigod! Then i get a bunch of wizards together, work out a contract, and we get tons of crystal balls, which we set up with layman's scrying abilities, and we have a weekly show about the silly situations Josey and the Red Dragons get themselves into, of course, starring our hero, Egan the Terrible!
* Caltak beats his head on the wall
<Caltak> wait a second..what am I doing??
* Caltak beats Baliadoc's head against the wall

Quote 2391

<Baliadoc> you're just mad because you didn't think of this all first :)
<Caltak> no I'm mad because its INSANE :P
<Baliadoc> bah. it's great! all your characters seem to just need a good turn in the right direction. That's what my characters are here for :)
<Caltak> thats it, ill just wait till you're not on to play lol

Quote 2392

* Vestranda frowns and looks for a way to climb it
<Jeramias> You can just try :)
* Vestranda tries to then
<Jeramias> When you put your hand on the stone, it slides through.
* Vestranda blinks in shock, then shrugs and walks through it
<Jeramias> Oh shit, I wasn't expecting that. Gimmie a sec to alter my plot idea.
* Jeramias is kidding ;)

Quote 2393

<Krysylyn> "I think we are metaphorically fucked."
<Vestranda> "We're going to fall ... "
* Krysylyn hates it when a DM says 'Trust Me'
<Jeramias> You stop, Krys?
<Krysylyn> yup
<Jeramias> Trust me, you can keep going ;)
* Gestris is glad he has proof that women get lost too :)
<Gestris> "Maybe we should stop and ask for directions."

Quote 2394

* Krysylyn hopes the light at the end of the tunnel is not the odd gnomish invention called the 'train'

Quote 2395

<Shadow-AKA-snake> "I've got places to go, i wouldn't fallow unless you want to die, or end up like him" *jurks a thumb at tynelis and his owner*
* Shadow-AKA-snake gets up and heads out the door
* Locke`` looks at Snake
<Locke``> "Why does he even bother following a group?"
<Locke``> "Have you ever really gotten into so much trouble that he needed some human shields before he went on?"

Quote 2396

<Miiri> "Whatever you do, be careful when you eat turkey."
<Miiri> "You never know what god it might be."
<Faline> (( I dont even know what shes talking about and I think thats funny ))
<Miiri> ((I just had to bring that one up :) ))

Quote 2397

<Miiri> "If you get a horse, and it act's funny, don't be surprised.... especially if it turns into a wolf or a dragon when you aren't looking."

Quote 2398

<AlcarDM> OK, outside the sun is shining cheerfully and people are going about their daily lives, unaware of what might be and what has happened
* Locke`` groans as he goes outside again
<Locke``> "I'm gonna need a bloody hat."

Quote 2399

* Baliadoc begs spark for a nice roll
<Baliadoc> stats(5)
<Sparkie> Baliadoc, arrange these stats to taste: 18 18 14 13 12 10 (85)
<Baliadoc> see? was that so hard? :)
* Baliadoc thinks it evil of spark to make him get down on his hands and knees and beg though.

Quote 2400

* Alcar alreadty added the whole elf/centaur thing to the Lands of Blood as a legend :)
<Baliadoc> hmm... now you have a cleric who worships himself, and a monk who shunned becoming a member of the outer plane for superior knowledge of interior decoration :)
<Baliadoc> that'd be funny! I want to play an elf whose defect is that he was born a centaur :)