Quotes 2101 to 2200

Quote 2101

<Sintaqx> hmmm.. interesting weapon... a strap-on with ammunition :)
<Sintaqx> only useful at point-blank range :)

Quote 2102

<Sintaqx> I should make some blueprints and guard patrol patterns for a high security secret compound..... instead I think I'll take a nap

Quote 2103

<Sintaqx> Alternity kicks D&D's ass in the game system department :)
<Baliadoc> it does! but it also has so many pretty choices!
<Sintaqx> exactly :)
* Baliadoc just wants his thaco
<Sintaqx> Down with THAC0
<Sintaqx> Down With Hit Bonuses
<Sintaqx> Down with AC
<Baliadoc> you can't take my thaco away!!
* Sintaqx takes Baliadoc's THAC0 away
<Baliadoc> i won't stand for your class system! Confusing mathematics are the only way anyone should know if they hit!

Quote 2104

<Elana-Silvereye> so what is your game warner?
<WarnerDM> ES, PCs are on a quest to find a Neo-Otyug a mate before she goes nuts, loses control, and kills every thing she can get her tenticals on.
<WarnerDM> And to have her back before Gel's pluming backs up.

Quote 2105

<Robert```> (( wow with all these people running around someones gonna trip and hurt themself ))
<WarnerDM> ((people in life theatening evirorments don't tend to sidle alone at a comfortable pace. Unless their PC's that is)

Quote 2106

<WarnerDM> Elana-Silvereye it looks like you have a clear run past the party. Do you want to keep going or does the fact that they've cleared the way for the mages as well worry you?

Quote 2107

* Robert``` looks over to see the magic missle slam into Petra, then suddenly looks really pissed, as he turns towards the advancing mages and charges at them
<WarnerDM> You hear the mages swearing cures at each other. something about wasting magic
<WarnerDM> Robert turns on the storm troopers who run from his one blaster... only to run into a large group of troopers around the next turn...
<WarnerDM> oops sorry, wrong setting :)

Quote 2108

<WarnerDM> Petra, uninterested in Burts objections is moving on ahead with what could be thought of as a smile on her face. But only after many years of studing surealist art and doing many illegal drugs.
<Lia`^> (( sex ))

Quote 2109

<WarnerDM> if you guys ever buy a used a MM with a tendancy to fall open to page 147 you'll know I finnally sold my books :)

Quote 2110

<WarnerDM> ((or are you just dieing to know why Petra is sudenly afraid of what shes been seeking all this time? :)
<`Anne`> ((peer pressure?))
<`Anne`> ((out of condoms?))
<`Anne`> ((finds out shes a lesbian?))
<Robert```> (( they're otyughs not neo-otyughs? ))
<WarnerDM> Give the man a cigar :)

Quote 2111

<Marcus_Fenway> Damn lia is pushing the limits of Forshadowing
<Marcus_Fenway> <Lia`^> "You know, I've had one hell of a bad week.. could it get any worse!?"
<Marcus_Fenway> hehe :)

Quote 2112

<Natalia`> umm..... Lia`^ is pissing Sera off... does she need a will save not to kill the pisoner?
<Natalia`> I mean... calling a hunter of the dead a vampireis definitely not the smartest :)

Quote 2113

* Wesley_Heartblade wonders what's happened since we started?
<Lia`^> Mexican stand off
<Wesley_Heartblade> mexican standoff?
<Lia`^> everyone's about to kill eachother
<Wesley_Heartblade> uh oh
<Wesley_Heartblade> am I there?!?! :)
* Wesley_Heartblade grins evilly
* Wesley_Heartblade wants details!

Quote 2114

* Lia`^ sighs and gets a seat near natalia
<Natalia`> "Wake me for my watch."
* Natalia` climbs into the bag
* Lia`^ was hoping to talk with natalia
* Natalia` was hoping to sleep

Quote 2115

<Lia`^> "Hmph.. Do you think they're vampires?"
<Natalia`> "No."
* Lia`^ narrows her eyes "Are you a vampire?"
<Natalia`> "Not yet."
* Lia`^ laughs
<Lia`^> "It's good to see someone with humor.. Those two, have no sense of humor.. none.. all they wanna do is fight and kill stuff so it can be raised again.."
* Natalia` smiles unpleasently at Lia, displaying her fangs

Quote 2116

<Marcus``> "Now, it's nice to see that everyone thinks we're going to die. Anyone who wants to try living, what skills do you have?"
<Jeren``> "Disguise, smallarms, breaking and entering, con artistry"
<Bryan`^> "I'm a doctor, I use computers in my past time.."
<Bryan`^> "I like to blow things up too."
* Greg` shrugs "I took boxing in university. And I can marry people."
* Marcus`` looks at Greg and the unnamed one, hoping for something besides doctor, or petty criminal
* Marcus`` gets that from Greg, but in the opposite direction he was looking for
<Marcus``> "They really do want us dead... how about you?" *to Valerie`-`*

Quote 2117

<Bryan`^> "Let's see.. It doesn't say who is going where so we should get that planned out.."
<Marcus``> "Speaking of planning things out, what makes a doctor, a priest, and a small-time thief part of this deal?"
<Bryan`^> "I can kill you, he can give you last rights, and he can take your wallet."

Quote 2118

<Valerie`-`> (wouldn't the video and the control room be on in the same?)
<Jeren``> ((video room is surveylance only.. control room also has video))
<Valerie`-`> (ok, ask me it would be on room...)
<Marcus``> (two rooms makes it that much harder to be taken over :)
<Jeren``> ((fine... it's one room.. the other is a store room, move that guard out an d put 4 in control))

Quote 2119

* Salem_ don't start a game like that.... everyone is working in a cubebicle...and the goal is to reach middle managemt
<Alcar> that would be fun julie ...
<Salem_> oh no-- i gave them a idea
* Salem_ goes and duck tapes her mouth
<Sintaqx> h... can I start in the mailroom?

Quote 2120

* Casio`^ is the guy who runs around and never seems to have a real job..
<Sintaqx> Chaos is a programmer.. k

Quote 2121

* Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV is the lost co founder that never got promoted and is now sort of a gofer, staying with the company to keep his stock options and getting really, really bitter. I'm always plotting to murder the PHB who took my promotion :p
* Keith` is kinda glad RFJ's job isn't my job,
* Vicki_Kessen is the token female.. her job is to look cute..oh yea! and answer the phones and do..um... stuff with this thing called a computer.. .and... keep track of her boyfriends..or is that appointments??

Quote 2122

* Eric_E_Eric sends out a memo to the entire company telling them there is a meeting in 5 minutes.. and sending 8 copies of the memo
* Casio`^ sends out a memo to everyone telling them he got the memo
* Eric_E_Eric sends out 8 more memos 10 minutes later telling the employees where the meeting is
* Casio`^ writes up a chain letter and throws it into the cubicle next to him
* Vicki_Kessen sends a memo about the memo on the memo thats about the meeting and the top ten from the late show

Quote 2123

* Casio`^ sighs and sends out a memo telling the top ten worst bosses, and sends another memo saying that was the wrong memo, and sends 8 more memo's stating what was in the meeting one sentance at a time

Quote 2124

<Vicki_Kessen> "should i prepare that "Report" you need ...*snicker*
<Eric_E_Eric> "Yes.... Prepare two of them, and e-mail one to the Johannasburg office.. then fax the report to make sure they get it.. and then send it Fed-Ex, just in case."
* Vicki_Kessen sends it UPS instead- the driver is cuter

Quote 2125

* Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV enters the staff lunchroom and leaves, looking pale and horrified and sends an email asking who put the tuna sandwhich in the fridge. And when they did it. And could they please remove it, because its moving around.
* Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV then sends Vicki a memo asking her to contact the CDC
* Vicki_Kessen calls the CDC and talks about the recipe she saw on martha steward and forgets why she called
<Vicki_Kessen> "oh..and then you add some chopped mushrooms... then bake for 1/2 hour at 354
<Vicki_Kessen> "huh? why i called?... .well don;'t you want me to finish this great recpie ?

Quote 2126

* Vicki_Kessen then starts up a cult following on the web for gremlin lovers and the bosses who are them in human form
<Eric_E_Eric> ((Aww.. I'm loved))
* Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV joins the cult and begins making a priesthood that follows Eric_E_Eric's management scheme to a T
<Eric_E_Eric> the management Scheme calls for three supervisors for each employee

Quote 2127

* Casio`^ throws the tuna sandwitch into Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV's cubicle
* Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV watches his chair melt
<Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV> "Vicki . .did you phone the CDC? Please say yes?"
<Vicki_Kessen> "yea and he has a great recipe for stuffed cabbage"
<Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV> "Uhm . .the Tuna Sandwich is eating throughvthe floor . ."
<Vicki_Kessen> "oh yea- that..um he thinks its an ailen lifeform- and we should call NASA"

Quote 2128

<Vicki_Kessen> "well you want evil tuna ailens taking over the company?"
<Vicki_Kessen> "i bet they have a better 10-k plan"
<Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV> "They likely have a better management plan that Mr E"
* Vicki_Kessen hums and wonders if evil tuna lifeforms have paided vactions
* Eric_E_Eric has Keith hire the tuna lifeform to take over the accounting dept
* Vicki_Kessen sends a fruit basket to welcome the new slave...er employee

Quote 2129

* Casio`^ gets an e-mail back from nasa whom he accidently sent the eric sandwich pic to saying "Is it intelegent life?"
* Vicki_Kessen the tuna alien askes me on a date.... "really... and your kind have it THAT Big?"
* Vicki_Kessen pencils the alien for 7 pm

Quote 2130

* Eric_E_Eric returns to the office
<Eric_E_Eric> "Any messages Vicki?
<Vicki_Kessen> "sir... well alien life forms are slowly climbing the corporate ladder and.... there is a rash of pics on the internet ..and nasa called and wants to hire the tuna fish sandwich to count votes
<Eric_E_Eric> "Alright Vicki... schedule NASA after the massage tomorrow morning."
<Vicki_Kessen> ok sir...and mr. sinclair called- he needs those souls you promsied by noon tomorrow
<Eric_E_Eric> "Oh.. Well.... Alright.. Send a memo to all employeed that due to low profits I must take their souls to pay the taxes."

Quote 2131

<Vicki_Kessen> they want to see the delvopment on... the "object"
<Eric_E_Eric> "Oh, the 'Object."
<Eric_E_Eric> "Send them to Research and Development... the guys in the boiler room."

Quote 2132

<Eric_E_Eric> the chinese take-out delivers a large peparoni pizza with garlic shrim topping
<Vicki_Kessen> oh well- better than what happend when i orderd office supplies from that black baby market
<Eric_E_Eric> Oh, that's where the mail clerk came from.

Quote 2133

* Casio`^ accidently sends teh pick of Randolph_Frederick_Jacobs_IV and Eric_E_Eric 'kissing' to eric's wife instead of the newsletter
<Eric_E_Eric> Eric's wife e-mail's Casio`^ back asking him where he found such a flattering picture of her.
<Vicki_Kessen> "hmm- oyu got her good side
* Vicki_Kessen sends the pic to the INQUIRER and the GLOBE- image editing the picture for alien tunafish sandwichs mating with big foot
* Eric_E_Eric sends in the patants for the offspring
* Casio`^ uses eric's email address and explains to eric's wife that that was a male prostitute that eric hired while golfing with his mistresses and visiting his babies
<Vicki_Kessen> ((dam this is messed up- i think we went too far.. what have i started????))

Quote 2134

* Marcus_Fenway = Cora + Taklinn Alcar = Koby + Bonk Sintaqx = Seraphina + t`Elena
<Marcus_Fenway> We need a DM :)
<Marcus_Fenway> That game would put Sparkie over 3000 quotes on the first game session...

Quote 2135

<Marcus_Fenway> that reminds me... Koby hasn't gotten himself lost in a while
<Marcus_Fenway> Koby, the only ranger I have ever seen who can get himself lost
* Keith` shakes his head
<Marcus_Fenway> Then again Koby is also the Only ranger I know who can hide from people staring at him

Quote 2136

<Edward_DeAth> Faline and Rei (if hes awake) here a large number of vehicles pulling in the driveway
<Cecil`^> (( That would be a.) zorro b.) the red brother hood or c.) queen of cats
<Faline> (( or d) angry mob of villagers ))
<Edward_DeAth> rei sees answer d coming into the yard .. lots of vehicles, lots of people. armed and reeking of fear

Quote 2137

<Faline> "Cecil, you're acting like a child. Stop."
<Cecil`^> "I have to do something in my spare time.."

Quote 2138

<Faline> "Ok, good, so let's get out of here then, ok?"
* Rei`-- is looking about for a way to leave and keep the house between him and the mob
<Faline> (( into the woods? ))
<Rei`--> (what i was thinking...)
<Cecil`^> "Hmm.. Oh! I think there's a hole down into hell somewhere around the forest.."
<Faline> "What?"
<Cecil`^> "Where the demon came out of.. Let's go!"
<Faline> "Uh, no, let's don't."
* Edward_DeAth shakes his head "You haven't even been here a month ... impressive. It took even Vlad Dracul longer to get a mob against him."
* Faline follows Rei, ignoring Ed's comment

Quote 2139

* Faline figures she locates a phone next to the bed, since thats where I've seen em before, and sits on the bed, taking a scrap of paper out of her wallet and picking up the phone
<Edward_DeAth> ok
<Edward_DeAth> nothing evil happens
<Edward_DeAth> you contine? :)

Quote 2140

<Edward_DeAth> ok . . you see an unmarked forest floor . well, unmarked except for the pentagram someones drawn where the deon came out and the dirt they shovelled back in
<Edward_DeAth> the candles are lit and a young man is chanting something in the middle of it all
<Cecil`^> "and who are you?"
<Edward_DeAth> he looks up with a shocked start at the two of you, his eyes glowing for a moment with magic then says "W - who are you?!"
<Cecil`^> "Escuse me, but I have a date with hell.. would you like to move?"

Quote 2141

<Edward_DeAth> He looks at you "I AM in the process of opening a door to the netherworld. You can kindly go away." He waves a stick .. err, wand .. at you
<Cecil`^> "Oh, you are, well, let me help..
<Edward_DeAth> The kid looks at you "I said --- Huh> You want to help?"
* Cecil`^ walks into the middle of the thing and speaks in draconic "Going down!"
* Cecil`^ figures simplicity over all else works
<Edward_DeAth> The world vanishes with a swirl of colours, as if someone poured paint thinner in a painting .. you'd standing in a grey void, surrounded by grey void
<Cecil`^> "This is hell?"
* Cecil`^ sighs "It's not all it's cracked up to be.."

Quote 2142

<Cecil`^> "Well.. let's see.. gods can't go to hell.. what about heaven?"
<Cecil`^> "I'll be right back.."
* Cecil`^ looks at the sky
<Cecil`^> "Going up..."
<Edward_DeAth> Grey void flickers around you for a moment, then expells you again
<Cecil`^> "Alright.. I've got it all figured out.. the elevator doesn't like me.."

Quote 2143

* Edward_DeAth looks at you "I .. I have some bad news."
<Cecil`^> "What?"
<Edward_DeAth> "The session just ended. My apologies."

Quote 2144

<Sintaqx> character trait... Romantic?
* Sintaqx is laughing too hard.. can't breathe
<Edward_DeAth> fall in love with a human and serranade them "hhhss isss iss iss Hissss issssss hrsshhhh!"
<Sintaqx> and wonder why they run away screaming for the national guard?

Quote 2145

<Edward_DeAth> humourous :)
<Edward_DeAth> alien practical joker
<Sintaqx> point to a spot on your shirt and run a claw up to your nose... taking it off
<Sintaqx> or an alien with a whoopie cusion
<Sintaqx> ever seen an alien rolling on the ground holding it's sides?

Quote 2146

<Sintaqx> phobia... insecticide
<Sintaqx> temper... berserk rage whenever he sees Sigourney Weaver
<Edward_DeAth> or an aliens movie
<Edward_DeAth> the pcs could find you trying to write "The Way It Really Was." By A. Lien
<Sintaqx> abductee?

Quote 2147

<Sintaqx> virtuous is better.... Always tell the truth...
<Sintaqx> "Did you kill this man?"
<Sintaqx> "Hissssisss"
<Sintaqx> "What do you mean self defense?"
<Sintaqx> "Hissssisss"
<Sintaqx> "You ripped his frigging face off!"
<Sintaqx> "Hissssisss"
<Sintaqx> "Well, when you put it like that, yes, I understand."

Quote 2148

<Baliadoc> why bother with chance? i like my luck fixed. especially when i'm in control of the luck

Quote 2149

<Musashi``> "Oh, it's just a translator. Made by the mogrens. They're actually fairly rare, especially one of this caliber."
* Ghost`^ looks at it "Where did you get that!?"
<Musashi``> "Like I said, gift from a stranger. Some Grek just handed it to me."
* Ghost`^ shrugs "Well, keep it out of sight, it's wanted around here.. Maybe you were meant to have it.. anyway, I'm off.."
<Musashi``> "It's wanted?"
<Ghost`^> "Don't worry about it, just keep it out of plain veiw and you should be fine.."
<Alcar> of course you should.
<Musashi``> "Well what do you mean by wanted? Wanted as in, 'We'll kill you and take it,' or wanted as in 'The new Tickle me Elmo?'"
<Ghost`^> "As in 'we'll kill you take it, burn your body and resurect you and burn it again.' wanted.. don't even try to give it away wanted.."

Quote 2150

<Musashi``> "You stole it?"
<Musashi``> "Then how the hell did a Grek get it, to give to me?"
* Musashi`` raises an eyebrow at you, giving you one of those "You're a fucking loon" looks
<Ghost`^> "I don't know, some guy picked it up, and evidently wanted you to have it.. maybe a gift or something from a secret admirerer, don't ask me! I'm off though."
* Musashi`` sighs
<Musashi``> "I really need to go find a small planet to just hang out on for a while."

Quote 2151

<Jeramias> Unfortunetly I deleted my PCs so that I won't accidentally play them j/k

Quote 2152

* Salem_ laughs, happy for atlest one normal thing...er.. if playing fetch with a were is conciderd normal

Quote 2153

<Jeramias> DM? I'd have to be insane! Oh, right... Shall we start?

Quote 2154

* Toggul hits the kid in the stumic while yelling heal!
<Alcar> <Borgios> throws up again ... (how much do you heal?
<Namee> he looks on togguls healing methods with dismay, "Um are you *whap!* sure that is *whap!* really nessisary?'

Quote 2155

<Itou`^> "You will when I get done with you!" *with that she flies at C1 blade first ;)*
* Itou`^ hits the book shelf.. "That was just a warning.."

Quote 2156

<Elmindreda> "come on lets get going we can't waste more time on him
<Namee> "why are we in a hurry?"
<Namee> "we need to speed up so we can get lost faster?"
<Tisrook> "Why do you have to go back?"

Quote 2157

* Cecil`^ is going to go play his first *gasp* RL game on friday... any pointers?
<Caltak> Cecil: alcohol
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Cecil: Party Jello
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Cecil: Bring a live goat a Cerimonial knife, some candles, a couple voodoo dolls, and a CD of ritual chanting

Quote 2158

<Cecil`^> Hey! if I'm talking to the east coast.. I'm talking to people in the future! Hey! what happens two hours from now cal?
<Caltak> How would I know? I'm entombed in my fortress of solitude.

Quote 2159

<Tara-Arrquette> (* Tara-Arrquette says to her crew "we need a catchy slogun incase they make a movie out of us....how about... 'these are the voyages of the starship enterprise...it's continuing mission to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no one has gone before*duh duhduhduh duhduhduhduh duh duh...*0 hehe))

Quote 2160

<Tara-Arrquette> "ok lets jump to where the probe enters unexplored space how long will that take subspace?"
<Keith`> right about a month
<Tara-Arrquette> "ok lets jump, unless anyone else has any plans they'd like?"
<Keith`> bobby:"a compleat test of the crystal hull would be a good idea"
<Tara-Arrquette> "ahh yes I just thought we did that going in a sun and all"

Quote 2161

<Keith`> the scans show a fairly normal system a closer scan of the 3rd planet shows why the fraal never exsplored the area, from the readins there is is life down there but its at the cave man stage
<Tara-Arrquette> (quick drop a large black obolisk)

Quote 2162

* Edward_DeAth sighs .. hard to rp a vampire suffering claustrophobia at 40,000' when the other player vanishes
<Faline> yeah its also hard to rp a weretiger driving really fast who is about to ask a werefox about a demon when neither the werefox nor the other weretiger who is alos in the car are here, so there :)

Quote 2163

<Cecil`^> "You tried to take the plane.. we want it back.. safely.."
<Edward_DeAth> Pilot: "I really doubt you can fly it."
* Cecil`^ smiles "I've watched M:I 2, I know how to fly a plane." he winks "What do you want?"
<Edward_DeAth> The pilot shudders at that idea

Quote 2164

* Cecil`^ puts on his headset and turns the intercom on "This is your co-pilot cecil speaking, we have detained all but one of the terrorist, whome is flying us on our way down. Please take a seat, I have turned on the no smoking sign, If you are wounded, please find help, and above all else, stay alive.. oh and fasten your seat belts, it's gunna be a bumpy ride."

Quote 2165

<Faline> (( list of weaknesses: -Silver -Catnip -Dairy products ^u^ ))

Quote 2166

<Faline> Faline's dream: Meat & Catnip flavor ice cream ;)

Quote 2167

<Yuki-Takuri> "But how could we find him if he's looking for us?"

Quote 2168

<Faline> you waken with a peculiar desire for watermelon
<Faline> wha
<Edward_DeAth> you want to eat some
<Faline> yeah I gathered that....why?
<Edward_DeAth> no reason. you just want to
<Faline> I'm really confused now ;P
<Faline> is there a reason or are you just bein silly?
<Edward_DeAth> there is always a reason. especially to sillyness
<Faline> I mean milk products makes sence in a way but watermelon??

Quote 2169

* Rei`-` figurs faline will wake on her own shortly there after
<Yuki-Takuri> "So whatta you think Rei?"
<Rei`-`> "I gave up on thinking when the village mob ran us out of town"

Quote 2170

<Edward_DeAth> Oh, watermelon ... and a strange craaving for bagels. With extra cream cheese
<Faline> well the cream cheese I understand but whats up with the watermelon and bagels?
<Faline> I mean, I really dont get why I'd be craving watermelon and bagels...but whatever
<Faline> wait a second..
<Faline> HOLY SHIT
<Faline> oh wait it's not....ut oh
<Faline> its not what I'm thinking is it?
<Edward_DeAth> I dont know what you're thinking abot .. why?

Quote 2171

<Alcar> exp: 900
<Jeramias> hmm... Is it wrong for me to keep taking exp even though I've dropped out of the game?

Quote 2172

<Keith`> amy:"they lost a 3rd of there ship and they are practicly out of control"
<Terry_```> (( practically? we ARE out of control! ))
<Tara-Arrquette> "is there anyway we can help stabalize them? because they don't seem to know how to pilot"
<Terry_```> (( !!! damn you ;p ))

Quote 2173

<Terry_```> OMG Im a bettter pilot than Elana but when she shoved me outta the way and tryed it, Spark gave her a 2!!! a 2!!!!!!!!

Quote 2174

<Flar> Comm to vessel: "Is anyone on your ship injured or harmed?"
<Terry_```> (( "well, Boo bruised his foot but other than that.." ))

Quote 2175

<Keith`> the peace of the ship you shot off is burning in the atmosfae as a side note it hits one of the cave men killing him but they descover fire

Quote 2176

<Terry_```> (( OH DAMn im supposed to be Optimistic! I forgot lol! ))

Quote 2177

<Elana-Silvereye> "You don't have zero-G training do you Pilot?"
<Terry_```> "Training? well no, not as such..."
<Elana-Silvereye> "Whatta you mean not as such?"
<Terry_```> "Well in other words, no I dont. But how hard could it be? Oh, and I do have a zero g pistol though."

Quote 2178

<Valla-Lo`Ren> "She is needed for questioning"
<Terry_```> "Ah. for what?"
<Valla-Lo`Ren> "I'm a Bounty Hunter not a Laywer"

Quote 2179

* Terry_``` stands by the door and waits for it to open
* Valla-Lo`Ren does as well
* Keith` does as well for god sakes

Quote 2180

<Keith`> valla is out cold and terry is holding a rather deadly looking hampster
* Flar is NOT stooping to use empathic projection to calm a hamster :)
<Terry_```> (( oh so you'd rather get a nasty hampster bite? ))
<Flar> (( its a question of dignity :) ))
<Keith`> LOL i was kidding

Quote 2181

* Boo``` wonders just hwo severe the effects would be on the planet below if/when the crippled ship crashes into it
* Terry_``` wonders when they will get some food

Quote 2182

<Captain_Ahab> " Lieutenent_Vrgmnq vomited in the galley, go clean it up"
<Lieutenent_Vrgmnq> "I do not vomit sir. It was an experiment on weight alteration, alien foods and various coloured pills. I feel fine now."
<Lieutenent_Vrgmnq> "When did you grow a third head, sir?"
<_-Dirk_-> It was an experiment on weight alteration, alien foods and various coloured pills. <---sounds like most of todays diets:)

Quote 2183

<Tisrook> Do I see anything interesting to my line of work? :)
<Alcar> lots of magical stuff for sale. Curious from the western ruins. Also mages hands - take a mage, kil them, and use their bones for necklaces. People think it brings luck
<Tisrook> Cool. I'll have to get me one of those ;)
<Tisrook> How much?
<Alcar> 10 gold
<Tisrook> cool
<Tisrook> I'll have to sell one of my hands so that I can buy some other stuff ;)

Quote 2184

* Alumar finds a few branches and moss to make some cruide torches
<Elmindreda> (aren't torches crude already?)

Quote 2185

<Sparkie> 17 16 11 11 8 6 (69)
<Sparkie> 17 16 16 13 11 10 (83)
<Baliadoc> oh. see, i like that second set
<Baliadoc> that's what they commonly refer to as a "good set."
<Baliadoc> or "a set that players rarely get, when rolling with sparkie."

Quote 2186

<Rei`-`> "i'm starting to think we need to get you to a doctors"
<Yuki-Takuri> "What kind of doctor"
<Sin{Nappin}> ((A vet))
<Rei`-`> "a basic doctor, we can go from there"
<Yuki-Takuri> "hehe, not a vet or a shrink?"
* Faline looks at Yuki with a "this is serious" look
<Sin{Nappin}> ((As opposed to Faline's usual 'I'm gonna bite your head off' look?))

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<Sin{Nappin}> ((I say let faline have the baby... she does her part in controlling the world population))
<Faline> (( hey yeah thats right ;) ))
<Rei`-`> (LOL no shit she has eaten enought healthy breaders)

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<Baliadoc> and lo, God created the were-creatures. And then He, in His infinite wisdom, saw the one who would be known as Faline, and God said "Holy Me. I need a drink."
<Baliadoc> and God drank. And so man has consumed massive amounts of beer on Sundays, to get in touch with God's Hangover, observed every Monday during the football season.
<Pan`BG2> but subsiding just long enough in the evening to catch Monday Night football on CBS
<Baliadoc> This, ironically, explains God's reasoning for "resting" on the 7th day.

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<AlcarDM> Ok, you hear screams as only 3 demons rushing through a hospital of sick patients can evoke. The sounds later get recorded and turned into a #1 rap hit.

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* Keith` chears as he takes the lead in ending campaigns by any player!
<Keith`> good run for a one night stand kinda game
<Baliadoc> I'll catch up to you someday, Keith
* Baliadoc gives Keith the evil "I'll end another campaign too" eye

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<Elana-Silvereye> ok Al any restrictions on the characters?
<Alcar> no real restrictions tho .. feel free to be creative
<Keith`> LOL restrictions?
<Keith`> he is pitching Terrisque as a pc race for god sakes!
<Alcar> its not a race, its a familiar!

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<Baliadoc> yeah, it's just a baby tarrasque :)
* Baliadoc just happens to be a fighter with a beastly shield. Beastly in that it a) can't be hurt, and b) moves

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<Sin{Away}> a schitzophrenic were-gelatinous cube
<Elana-Silvereye> no, were-Mustard jelly
* Elana-Silvereye knew a wizard who had a yellow slime as a familiar
<Elana-Silvereye> Yellow slimes have to eat a human once every dat to survive
<Elana-Silvereye> and when they do they double in size
<Elana-Silvereye> lets just say by the end of the week he was hiding his familiar in a barn at the edge of town and the villiagers were investigating a rash of disapearances

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<Keith`> hay alcar? does the "dogs" hp go up by my level up?
<Keith`> or is it a fixed total?
<Alcar> it'd go up also :)
* Keith` grins and likes this
<Keith`> THE FUCKING DOG HAS MORE HP THEN I DO!

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<Jayleena> New prestige class!
<Jayleena> "Drunken Master"!

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<Hellainya> "Perahpas you have seen a devil before?"
* Hellainya smiles
<AlcarDM> The Warlord looks at Hellainya "I was one before." and doesn't smile
<Tynelis> (("oh yes, I've met him several times...charming fellow...really knows how to throw a party"))
<Tynelis> ((and thank you alcar for that curveball...))

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* Tynelis notices that they are having trouble communicating and decides to try a universal trick
<Snake`-`> (grate he is going to give it the finger)
* Tynelis walks over to the spider like creature, pulls his swords out, unmenacingly and drops them to the ground, and extends his hand in friendship

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<Hellainya> "They are hopeless surface dwellers, they don't know anything of the ways of underfolk
<Araka```> "Well I don't know anything about the surface, either. This is actually the first time I've come up here. I have to say, this is one weird place."
<Hellainya> "Do you come from a comunnity of Drow?, or are driders in this plane different?"
<Araka```> "What are Drow?"
<Hellainya> "They are a race of under dwelling dark skinned elves from another world, their heritics are transformed into Driders as punishment"
<Hellainya> "Aperently it is different here"
<Araka```> "Oh... um, what are elves?"

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<paula-v> what are you?
<paula-v> the pixie?
<Alcar> yeah
<paula-v> an imp a pixie and a Minotaur
<Baliadoc> minotaur!? lol!!
<Baliadoc> Alcar, we can be so mean! you stand on one shoulder, I'll stand on the other. We'll tell her what she should and shouldn't do ;)
* paula-v wonders what people will think if she impales them both on her horns and walks around like that for a while

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<Jayleena> Alot of humans accidentaly find their way to Sigil, they either adapt and stay or try to find their way back to their home plane
<Warner> Jayleena OH well in that case I'll make a PC who neither stays or trys to find their way back :)
<Jayleena> PCs are the ultimate exception
<Warner> I'll make one who takes to runing a tour though everywhere else :)