Quotes 2001 to 2100

Quote 2001

* Salem_ moves slowly and kisses his cheeck chastly.. i offer my friendship, and understanding, and the pure simple need for companionship
* Tommy``` stares at you, for a moment the anger be felt at Faline looking directed at you then he turns way "Come."
* Salem_ looks hurt.... wondering how do you deal with immortal beings
<Sintaqx> ((kick'em 'tween the legs))

Quote 2002

<Tommy```> The exit flickers and you see an image of rolling hills, trees and animals; summer sunshime and warmth beckoning you into her land
* Tommy``` looks at you for a moment, as if about to say something, then steps through. And vanishes.
<Salem_> great... so death is not welcomed here.. wonderful and glenda just poofed! HEY! do i even get a toto!!

Quote 2003

<Cecil`^> (( Try being called St.George when you're a dragon ))

Quote 2004

<Cecil`^> (( I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that makes your breath smell bad, I am the beans that give you gas, I... Think I need a bath... ))

Quote 2005

* Gleep` sits down on his hind honches and looks about as much like a dog begging as a 2foot tall green dragon can

Quote 2006

<Alcar> were kender would be the best
<Alcar> every full moon you become a kender and . .
<Keith`> that would be pritty fucking loony
<Alcar> esp for a paladin :)
<Keith`> wake up in the morning and find your pack is stuffed full of every thing the party owns pluss some
<Alcar> Yeah, have to do around and return it all "I, uh, found it . ."
<Keith`> set up a shop that is labed lost and found
<Pan`Ku> you just invented a new race for my world

Quote 2007

<GodsMaster> amy:"hard to say thats what i have the computer looking in to now, that and the studdie of the newly formed system"
<GodsMaster> the gass giant was the planet.. but when it became a star the moon became the planet get the pictur?
<Charin`> "Mankind: Blowing up a bomb to make a better universe."
<GodsMaster> amy:"looks like what life was down there just got whiped off half the planet... and whats left isn't likely to servive the next week with the amount of change the planet its self is going thought"

Quote 2008

<Tara-Arrquette> "hmmm so we killed a solar system
<Charin`> "Gotta love progress. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to see if our food rplicated can make anything alcoholic. Get me if the natives decide they're ticked that their new gods decided to let there be light."
* Charin` stalks off to the nice replicator and tries to get it to make something alcoholic ..can it? :)
<Tara-Arrquette> (look it make you aftershave)

Quote 2009

<GodsMaster> the pod opens and sure enought its a male of the same race amy is
<GodsMaster> amy shrugs:"why let a good bio sample go to waist"
<GodsMaster> unamed NPC:"Bob I like that"
<Charred> (( You commit murder and I'm a "bio sample?!" ))
<Tara-Arrquette> (she never killed you just re made you)

Quote 2010

<Flar> "Ah, English? Yes, my people know of it." Pauses "As a sentient being of the Fraal Commonwealth, I bring you greetings."
<Flar> (( Those earth TV programs had to go somewhere :) ))
<Flar> (( Tho I did read that if aliens are out there they're likely picking up gilligans island right now. Which explains why we haven;t been visited :) ))
<Flar> "Is your skipper onboard? Or . . *frowns* "millionaire? Marriane?"
<Tara-Arrquette> "I am incharge of this ship"
<Tara-Arrquette> "our old leader died due to irreversable cercumstances"

Quote 2011

<Flar> "Ah! I see. I am called Flar. Our people saw the moon go off a few thousand years before we expected. Did you pull a gilligan?"
<Tara-Arrquette> "not a gilligan no I don't think so we are just about to head back to earth if you wish to acompany us?"

Quote 2012

<GodsMaster> refews to stay if they go back to earth(don't want any nukes showing up)
<GodsMaster> besides you have seen war of the worlds and many other B alian movies
<Flar> showing up in space?
<GodsMaster> yah war of the worlds is older then giligans island
<GodsMaster> humans by out side standards are seen as distructive and primitive apes
<GodsMaster> there was a time when your race used them as ginni pigs and cows as objects for teaching doctors
<Flar> like south park? :)
<GodsMaster> similar

Quote 2013

<Alcar> You running the game tonite keith?
<Keith`> umm probubly given i can figur out some thing twisted to do to the players
<Keith`> I KNOW I COULD PUT LUTH IN THE GAME!

Quote 2014

* Teebo looks for any bulging pockets nearby
<Garron> The pcs look more wealthy than anyone in the vilage
<Teebo> Rob the PCs, that sounds like a REALLY good idea, but first I think that I'll slit my wrists!

Quote 2015

* Jarra scribbles "Breaking magic staffs in half--BAD" on her DO's and DONT's list for survival in the "civilized" world

Quote 2016

* Jarra now has the bottle safely away from Yol_Tura
<Garron> k, missed that line. Jarra gets it as Yol_Tura is distracted by the tickling
* Yol_Tura growls
* Jarra runs away from Yol_Tura with it
* Yol_Tura draws his sword
<Yol_Tura> "Ye is against us! Ye shall perish by the ladies name!"
<Kyvan_Lightfoot> "I'm not against us, I'm for our lives!"

Quote 2017

* Jarra makes double sure that she is very far from the others, then uncorks it
<Garron> The Genie Appears "I, the Genie of Bottle 124 Appear To You! Speak Your Wishes Or Forever Hold Your Peace!"
* Jarra thinks for a moment to make sure she words this right
<Garron> Don't worry, you wont :)
<Jarra> "I wish that from this moment forward, you will not grant any wishes made by Yol Tura."
<Garron> Genie: "Which one?"
<Jarra> "What?"

Quote 2018

<Caltak> overworked dragon mom wants someone to leave an egg with, runs across pc's.. ;)
<Caltak> and the campaign revolves around that :P
<Alcar> and the pcs lose it . .
<Alcar> it hatches and they are bankrupted feeding it . .
<Caltak> naw Wyrmlings are T sized theydont eat much
<Alcar> baby tarrasque
<Caltak> "quick, dunk it in acid and cast Wish!" "but--its so cute.."
<Alcar> "It just drank the acid. Is that a bad thing? Tell me thats not a bad thing .."

Quote 2019

<Alcar> Only think I'd change is Stalking Aim . . ANY number of attacks could get really, really muchy
<Ellipseis> that would make sense, I mean, you can't stalk more then a certain amount, then u get into the Assassain's Death Attack ability
<Alcar> Yes. Otherwise a level 1 pc could sit outside the dragons lair for a few hours, stalking, then shoot the dragon right in the eye :)
<Alcar> "Ok, I'm level 1 . . my normal bonus is +5 cause of dex and artack . .1 round is 6 seconds . . thats 10 rounds a 1 minute . .60 minutes in an hour . .3 hours .. ctake 20 on concentration check . . 900 attacks . .. +4500 to hit . .."
<Alcar> "Did I hit the dragon?"
<Ellipseis> "U rolled a 1 and u r now a smoldering pile of ash..."

Quote 2020

<Jeramias> Yeah, you can use a shortbow. Basic weapons are anything that does less than d50 damage in my book

Quote 2021

<Jeramias> player into PC? Where I play myself? Dear god no! I'm too munchy!

Quote 2022

<Bryan__> You are all doing your every day thing, here in the modern world.. you're at work or school or whatever you would be doing at noon...
* Warner is sitting at a computer playing a roleplaying game where his charictor is sitting at a computer playing a roleplaying game where his charictor is ...

Quote 2023

<Warner> "People have died in my dreams. Naked and wraped in sarran wrap. But perhapes I have said too much"
* Bryan__ gives warner a look...
* Warner looks back at Bryan and shrugs, "Puberty can do funny things"

Quote 2024

* CursedSquirrel looks at the dragon"chitter" [don't even think about lunch lizard lips , i'll gnaw your face off]
<Mike``> "What in the hell? I've never been a lizard in my dreams before..." *pinches self* "HOLY SHIT! I FELT THAT!!!"
* CursedSquirrel pinches mike "chitter " [i didn't feel a thing}

Quote 2025

<Warner> "Acording to our tracks we really did just apear here. I had figured we were druged or drunk or something"
* Mike`` looks at Warner. "SInce when do drugs cause you to change into a dragon?!?"
<Warner> me looks at mike, "Havn't done many drugs have you?" :)

Quote 2026

<Breann__> Warner: no signs of civilization that you can tell, not even a beer bottle lays around anywhere...
<Josh``> (( beer bottles are a sign of civilisation? I find that depressing .. ))
<Breann__> (( I know.. ))
<Breann__> (( But it's true.. ))

Quote 2027

<Arcanine> I know how to tear/cut things with myteeth and claws, and to make intense heat balls with my emerald but.. what's a knife and fire?

Quote 2028

<Breann__> "I'm a f-freaking deamon! I steal souls for sex! How does that sound?"
<`Julie`> sounds like a wet dream
<Josh``> "Sounds like bill clinton . ."
<Breann__> "What happens in my dreams is my own buissness!"

Quote 2029

<Mike``> "Yeah probably not, this would be weird and boring if you tried to play it over IRC."
<Breann__> (( are you trying to say something? ))
<Mike``> (( no ;) ))
<Breann__> (( cause, if you got something to say, say it ))
<Mike``> (( no I'm just rping ;) ))

Quote 2030

<Mike``> "Oh come on now, suicide isnt the answer."
<Breann__> "I wasn't talking about that, i was more thinking 'killing spree'"
<Mike``> "I mean, remember Sin's pc who was a succubus? She just swore off sex. Then again, Chaos was a real bastard and made her into a nympho."
* Mike`` gives Breann__ an odd look...then slowly smirks and starts to supress laughter
<Breann__> "<B>What</B> did you just say?"
<Mike``> "WAit a minute..you're not...oh god..." *supressed laughing*
<Mike``> "hehehehe..sorry but..thats just hilarious. Sort of poetic justice too! hahaha..."

Quote 2031

<Breann__> "It'd be more poetic if I could eat a god damned cat..."
<[-Glamdring-]> ((Eat lots of kittens... they're good for your skin))

Quote 2032

<Breann__> "Julie! where are you going!? there are goblins out there! How do we know the DM isn't evil and is trying to kill us!?"
<`Julie`> fuck the DM
<`Julie`> this is not a game
<Breann__> (( I heard that! ))
<Mike``> "Oh, no, NOW she's done it!"
* Josh`` gets up and follows julie "Well, I think thats better than being with a sex starved succubus?"

Quote 2033

<Breann__> "c'mon, you think you can go out there and shit?! C'mon! this isn't right! You could get hurt! this is Real! there might be shit out there worse than me!"
<Breann__> "This isn't a god damned dream!"
<Josh``> "Thats hard to imagine."
* Breann__ glares at Josh
<Breann__> "Why! If I were dming this game, I'd strike you dead!"

Quote 2034

<Breann__> A lightning bolt hits infront of julie...
<`Julie`> oh gee- whats next? will it rain cookies??
<Breann__> "I'll be god damned if a cookie falls on my head!"
<Keith`> "never know"
<Breann__> A cookie falls on Josh's head..
<Mike``> "hmm cookies...I'm kinda hungry, actually."
<Mike``> "I never got to finish lunch either."
<Breann__> "no... no... nooooo!!! We're being controlled by a man who's setting at his computer stoned!!"

Quote 2035

<Breann__> A Goblin walks out into the campfire light
<Breann__> G: "Hehe you all silly, you funny, I like to kill you now though, I like you clothes, I kill you now."
<Breann__> The goblin runs over infront of Julie
<Breann__> "You go nowhere."
<`Julie`> "ok look- its a FURBY on crack

Quote 2036

* `Julie` pulls out her well lazer pen on her key chain
<Breann__> G:"you be quiet"
* Mike`` walks over towards the goblin, looking menacing
<`Julie`> "luke- i'm your land lord...you owe me last week's rent
* `Julie` shines the lazer light in its beady little eyes

Quote 2037

<Breann__> "This sucks.. I'm stuck in a womans body... and I steal souls none the less!"
<Breann__> "and every guy thinks I wanna do it with them! and Josh thinks I'm a lesbian!"

Quote 2038

<`Julie`> really...well one thing- the "DM" ( uses fingers to make quote marks) won't the the "pcs" leave the dam camp cite
<Breann__> "Maybe he doesn't want a "Split party" those can get hectic you know."
<`Julie`> two... no plot line... whats our goal?
<Brandon``> "The goal seems to simply be to drive us crazy."

Quote 2039

<Warner> "I don't know about you but I don't feel like eating or draging around an entire dear carcus"
<Breann__> "That's what the dragon's for.."
<Mike``> "I'll eat it, I'm really hungry."
<Brandon``> "I figure the dragon will take care of most of it."
* Brandon`` takes a few choice sections and gives the rest to the dragon

Quote 2040

* Warner turns to Julie and says "does my body look like its outlined with a thick line?"
<`Julie`> no- its outlined with a thick mass of ... nevermind
<Warner> "Do I tend to only move in wide shots and only have my lips and some times head move in close ones?"
<`Julie`> well- warner- you not badly animated
<Warner> "well then this isn't a ad&d cartoon is it?" :)

Quote 2041

<Warner> "Hi, we were abducted and left for dead in the woods. We could realy use some clothing and shelter. Can we do any chores for you?"
<Josh``> She blinks at Warner "All of you?" and brightens at tyhe mention of doing chores "By all means, come in, come in!"
<`Julie`> "awwh- i don't want to spend the whole time doing chores- maybe i can..um.. battle the envading hordes?

Quote 2042

* Alcar is semi-seriously just considering heading to bed . .
<Jeramias> Well, if there's gonna be no verise, I'm just gonna go to bed
<Chaos`^> no god dammit no one go to bed!

Quote 2043

<Jeramias> btw, you'd better not have sex with him. I don't want to be known as the sex DM :)
<Ella^`> Actually, I'd be more tempted to kill him and harvest his body for spell components :)
<Jeramias> And if you are incest lesbians, that'll be an experience doc too :P
<Ella^`> doh! We'd loose exp for that?! :)
<Jeramias> The lesbian part is cool. You get exp for that, but incest just sickens me a bit :
<Ella^`> Oh, come on . .we're identitical twin elves! We're likely so inbred its not even funny :)

Quote 2044

<Ella^`> "Oh. Would your men go without you?" looks shocked
<Ela`^> "Yes, would they!?"
<Jeramias> "I don't think so. Would take a day or more to get a new captain."
<Jeramias> "It could ruin our whole raid!" He looks horrified that the DM is dropping such obvious hints ;)

Quote 2045

<Purvis> thats sucks. well fyi. I am tired of not being able to play online. so for the past 3 days I have been planning a campaign thats very veristile.
<Purvis> so versitile in fact that characters can show or not show
<Purvis> come and go as they please
<Purvis> and yet still play

Quote 2046

* Natalia` is amazed that characters can travel all day, and fight, and still talk until late into the night and wake up at sunrise
<Natalia`> one of those odd things that happen in D&D :)
<Lia`^> well.. elves only need 4 hours of sleep...
<Natalia`> sleeping and eting become secondary... characters would rather spend that time slashing into goblins or the like

Quote 2047

<Natalia`> you know.. if the people here played elves right, Lia`^ would be in bed with Wesley_Heartblade and/or Urtho` every night more than likely
<Wesley_Heartblade> Natalia`: I'm a priest, it takes a wee bit longer to get into my pants
<Natalia`> why?
<Natalia`> you're an elf

Quote 2048

<Marcus_Fenway> Lia`^ is the only female elf and we are all out of female Dwarves
<Tighax_Stronarm> don't drag me into this
<Marcus_Fenway> Tighax_Stronarm, its a Scientific Experament ¦¬þ
* Urtho` is a 200 or somehtin year old virgin (j/k)

Quote 2049

<Natalia`> on elven sexual experimentation: Experimentation with a range of partners is no more or less odd than tasting a dozen berries or following the path of plume-seeds as the wind carries them through the woods, or learnign the names of the animals of the forest.

Quote 2050

<Lia`^> "Kids are amazing sorts..."
<Wesley_Heartblade> "they often remind me of short drunk people..always ready to say what's on their mind"

Quote 2051

* Natalia` wonders what Urtho` and Wesley_Heartblade would be doing that would make it so the childrens eyes would need to be covered
<Tighax_Stronarm> being present
<Lia`^> you said elves experement...
* Natalia` tells all the dogs to run as fast as they can

Quote 2052

* Urtho` wants to get into a tree some
<Natalia`> a tree-some? don't you need a druid for that?

Quote 2053

* Natalia` considers telling the children that the elves are evil creatures sent by a dmon to steal children and take them to the abyss
<Urtho`> "bad natalia"
<Koby`> Shh! They dont need to hear the truth that soon
<Lia`^> yeah, they're too young.. they still think we help santa
* Koby` could tell them that human flesh tastes yummy and offer good sauces with it

Quote 2054

<Urtho`> god is everyone trieing to scare the towns folk to death "has anyone sean any undead, or heard roomers.
<Lia`^> yes
<Urtho`> *sigh*

Quote 2055

<Koby`> Lia gets a crossbow bolt shot through her chest by the fellow on the other side who's tired of door to door salespeople . .
<Lia`^> stop giving him ideas
<Marcus_Fenway> Acctually I was going to have the Door Explode since she didn't check for traps fist :)
<Lia`^> i knocked on the freaking door of an inn!
<Lia`^> who the hell would trap an inn door!?
<Marcus_Fenway> Thieves, Necromancers, Nimih, Me :)

Quote 2056

* Lia`^ mumbles to herself "Fuck this." and tries to kick down the first door she knocked on
* Lia`^ kicks the door "Room service!"
<Lia`^> now it can explode
<Marcus_Fenway> Lia, you Fall 5 feet to the ground, The Inn is an Illusion, a incomplete Illusion too

Quote 2057

<Marcus_Fenway> Ok, Koby finds himself, and Natalia finds koby... Wesley discovers puberty and Lia discoveres she likes girls
<Lia`^> we waisted our time for that?

Quote 2058

* Cora_Resc contemplates how beliveable a 'Killed while trying to escape' plan would work when she describes the nature of Lia's death
* Lia`^ wonders why a paladin would be thinking such thoughts, not even Nimih thought that way
* Cora_Resc shrugs off the thought and resumes the mission at hand
* Cora_Resc wonders how Lia`^ can read her mind
* Lia`^ wonders how cora could read HER mind
* Urtho` wonders when they will shut up

Quote 2059

<Natalia`> I should go in 15 mins
<Marcus_Fenway> I got to go
<Wesley_Heartblade> and I'm just starting to understand what's going on!!!
<Wesley_Heartblade> I can actually start to get into this game now that I'm starting to understand it :P

Quote 2060

<Sin{Away}> every elf in the game is played as a human
<Sin{Away}> pet peeve of mine
<Sin{Away}> lol, there's a new familiar....
<Sin{Away}> a pet peeve

Quote 2061

<Keith`> you do see a few fishing boats thought
<Keith`> thats some thing new to you
<Bridget^^> "wow those go on the water?"
<Keith`> villager:"what on the water"
<Bridget^^> "those wooden things"

Quote 2062

* Seraphina_Resc_ loiters around waiting for the dwarves
<Chaos`^> are you just gunna walk around for 5 days without a pourpus
<Seraphina_Resc_> no, I have a purpose
<Chaos`^> what?
<Chaos`^> maybe you should wake the dragon or fight the giant
<Seraphina_Resc_> I am supposed to guard them
<Chaos`^> more like them guarding YOU
<Seraphina_Resc_> besides you said 2 days. I would not have returned if you had told me it was longer
<Chaos`^> oh, bah! I said a few days
<Seraphina_Resc_> you said 2 days
<Chaos`^> I lied

Quote 2063

<Seraphina_Resc_> how big is the giant
<Seraphina_Resc_> and what type
<Chaos`^> A heluva lot bigger than you
* Seraphina_Resc_ sighs and rolls her eyes at the fact that she, as a character, knows more about the giant than the DM does
<Seraphina_Resc_> how big
<Seraphina_Resc_> when you're my size knowing the size of your opponant is a key factor

Quote 2064

<Jeramias> "Don't cry. We've just met. There is no reason to cry."
<Gaty`^> "But I liked you so much..."
* Gaty`^ sighs and leaves
<Krysylyn> "She has breasts. of course you like her."

Quote 2065

<Seraphina_Resc> erp
* Chaos`^ can't imagine the pain...
* Seraphina_Resc prepares for yet another near-death experience

Quote 2066

* Seraphina_Resc is simply too clever for her own good

Quote 2067

* Seraphina_Resc wedges the stick in the coins under downslope of the ball... and tries breaking it
<Chaos`^> ... why?
<Seraphina_Resc> 'cause if it's magic it'll blow up
<Chaos`^> yeah... where will that get you, other than dead?
<Seraphina_Resc> ok... wedging the stick in... and then pounding on the ball and yelling 'help'
<Chaos`^> you manage to wedge the stick in.. but the ball doesn't reply to your "help"s
<Seraphina_Resc> if I'm gonna go I'd rather it be in lots of little pieces rapidly than dessication and starvation under a god knows how heavy ball of gold

Quote 2068

<Chaos`^> yeah, your moving, little by litte... yoru hands begin to hurt after a while...
* Seraphina_Resc keeps digging after casting a cure minor wounds spell on herself :)
<Chaos`^> take the easy way out, I see!
<Chaos`^> Alright, after a while you find the floor...
<Chaos`^> with a fingernail..
* Seraphina_Resc wonders how Scrouge McDuck can swim through his coins.....
<Seraphina_Resc> must be a feat
<Chaos`^> coin swim =p

Quote 2069

<Chaos`^> there's a really pretty saphire.. I love saphires.. take it for me so I can look at it... anyway.. uhm.. a dagger.. ohh! Idea!!
<Chaos`^> roll reflex ;-)
<unnamed_bot> Seraphina_Resc, 1d20+6: 18
* Chaos`^ wonders what the reflex dc would be anyway... we'll make it 19 since you rolled 18
* Seraphina_Resc beats Chaos`^ with a red-headed stepchild
<Chaos`^> seriously, it's 20
<Seraphina_Resc> uh huh

Quote 2070

<Keith`> you goverment demoted you yet again, your not to make sure the humans that you revealed your self to don't go around screwing things up to much
<Flar> Having big enemies is bad :)
<Keith`> yah
<Keith`> infact your kinda lucky to have clothing
<Flar> do I have any of my weapons?
<Keith`> they made sure you were well armed
<Keith`> infact up grades if you wanted them
<Keith`> they figur if you kill the humans it solves the problums

Quote 2071

<Keith`> amy sits down in a chair you find that most of the bridge's chair's/stations don't have controls or consoles but just a display screen
<Tara-Arrquette> "How the hell am I supposed to fly a ship with no controls?!?!"
<Keith`> well the pilots seat has controls most of the other stations don't
<Tara-Arrquette> "Missing buttons and levers and little meaningless blinking lights damn this is not a human ship"

Quote 2072

<Tara-Arrquette> "ok well I guess if we encounter hostiles we can always try suck their entire ship inside the gun then fire it at something"
* Flar shakes his head sadly then stares at Tara, hoping shes joking

Quote 2073

<Tara-Arrquette> "I have the weapons for slf defence"
<Tara-Arrquette> "A good offense is a strong defence"
<Flar> "Ah. Perhaps it is just me, but arming oneself with weapons to defend merely causes hostilities."
<Tara-Arrquette> "Only when you aim before talking"

Quote 2074

<Flar> "I truly hope my superiours dont expect me to explain humanity to them . . ." suddenly grins "I cant even explain Fraal some days."
<Tara-Arrquette> "you can't explain your own race? what kind of diplomat areyou?"
<Flar> "Perhaps a poor one. I deal in contacting other races." Looks at you "Can you explain humanity to me?"
<Flar> (( and I dont know much about my race since the DM didn't say if we're as it is in the phb, but a diplomat saying that would be fired :) ))
<Tara-Arrquette> "Humanity is a strange confuzed power hungry race as a whole, but there are people like me who want otherwise)

Quote 2075

* Faline tries to use tiger stealth, and is about to roll her move silently check, when she suddenly remmebers shes still in 2e...um..I just try to be steathy then ;P
<Cecil`^> (( you realize move silently is a thief only skill in 2e ;-))

Quote 2076

<Salem_> "god dam.. i'm a frekin test tube baby of the gods"
<Simon```> (( you can put that on your resume :) ))
<Salem_> (( wanted- necomancer, demon spawn, and test tube baby of the gods... postiton- savoir of the known world))

Quote 2077

<Simon```> She stares at you, dumbfounded "We hid only from an oath, and because of honour. Mortality is not a thing of dragons."
<Cecil`^> "Imortality, mortality, they are the same thing, one just lasts longer! This oath, this honor, honor... this word... this word, some use it to prevent fears, but honor, in itself, is caused by fear, the fear to do as others think of as wrong.. an honorable thing, in the sewers, is to piss on the turds."

Quote 2078

<Simon```> Old Woman: "Change is a thing of mortals .. " She follows you, shaking her head "In time, your heart will change and you will understand."
<Cecil`^> "How do you know of change, if you have not experienced it?"
<Simon```> "We experience it as it passes us by."
<Cecil`^> "experience... is a sign of change."
<Cecil`^> (( hehe, gotcha there! ))
* Cecil`^ (( moves his queen 'check' ))

Quote 2079

<Simon```> She shakes her head, looking irritated "What dragons are, we always were. We see what they do from a distance, through their dreams and plans. It does not affect us." She frowns, thinking of a metaphor "It as you are nto affected by movies you see, yes?"
* Cecil`^ looks at her "I have never seen a movie that didn't change me, atleast a little."
* Cecil`^ (( moves his rook "check.." ))
<Simon```> She looks at you "The change is of the moment, not of . . time. To those who live as we do, the moment means nothing. It passes and is gone."
<Cecil`^> "Then why do you show so much wisdom, if it all left you?"
* Cecil`^ (( moves his pawn "check..." sigh.. ;-))

Quote 2080

<Caltak> damn I feel like superman now :P
<Caltak> Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to eat entire towns in a single meal...naw that just doesnt sound right ;P

Quote 2081

<Chaos`^> c'mon daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
<Sparkie> Chaos`^ 40d12+400: 666
<Caltak> what are you rolling for, Chaos? ;P
<Chaos`^> that's sparkie for ya

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<rei`-> WTF you said i could change with out problums.. not even a roll to try??
<Simon```> I said you could CHARGE with no problems, not change
<rei`-> OH
* rei`- beats his head again'st the keybored
<rei`-> you sure?
<Simon```> yeah
<rei`-> your sure i can beat my head again'st the keybored at will?
<Simon```> do your attack I ment :)

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<Simon```> Ok, the place is still open, but its close to closing time. And yes, Faline is in there, doing reception work. She looks distracted
* Cecil`^ rushes in "Police, Miss Faline, you're under arrest for the murder a reporter and several other civilians."
<Simon```> Faline looks up absently "May I finish this filing first?"
<Cecil`^> "I'm affraid not, you'll have to come with us."
<Cecil`^> "If you will come with us to the 'station'."
<Simon```> Faline: "I see." She rings a bell and the Vet comes out, looking tired. "Yes?" Faline: "I'm being arrested now. For a few murders it seems. Do I get vacation pay?"
<Simon```> Vet: "What the?!" He looks at you "Who are you?!"

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<Simon```> She nods "Can I change the phone message first?"
<Cecil`^> "No, You must come with us now."
<Simon```> She nods "It will only take a moment" and taps a button "Self destruct, t minus 4 second . " j/k
<Simon```> She nods "It will only take a moment" and taps a button "Hello, the Vet is dead and I, Faline, killed him. So I'm going to jail. You can go to Kamloops, which really is a much cheaper place, if you wish. And no, I didn't eat your cat, Mrs Parnofsky." She looks over "Done."
<Cecil`^> (( "There is no one at teh office right now, and the vet is currently on the floor dead, thank you for calling, we will get back to you when we are both alive again." ))

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<Simon```> Edward: "I can fly her to the Queen. And she will help rescue your daughter."
* Cecil`^ nods "Will you return?"
<Simon```> Edward DeAth: "Yes. I will owe you for this."
<Cecil`^> (( HEHE I wanna see how faline and rei will react to him.. then again.. ))

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<rei`-> "wake me if there is a blood thrusty mob out frunt"
* rei`- goes off to get that nap
<Simon```> (( which one Rei? the towsfolk, the people from the vet clinic, vampires, Zorro and companions, more vampires, or the native weres? ))
<rei`-> (any and all of the above)

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<Cecil`^> wish I could get some kinda mental connection or somelthing =p
<Cecil`^> ohh! a familiar!!
<Cecil`^> or a dragoon =p
<Cecil`^> yeah, a vampire dragoon! cool! >:)
<Cecil`^> That would make me like... as munchy as faline.. maybe a little less ;-) but you know

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<Caltak> actually..hmm..im pretty tired myself
<Chaos`^> oh, c'mon I just offered to do my game like you asked cal
<Chaos`^> so stay up and do it dammit! =p
<Caltak> when did I ask that? I was just humoring you ;P
<Caltak> it was your idea ;P
<Chaos`^> you wanted a game!
<Chaos`^> I'm offering one!
<Chaos`^> just go with the flow and stay awake

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<Tammy`^> Well, Tammy is busy doing godly things
<Caltak> like washing her hair I expect? ;P

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* Caltak notes if he had the pc he wanted to play in the game the orcs wouldnt be a problem ;)
* Sintaqx will, at this point, warn any players in any of his games that a comment such as Caltaks would be answered by said character meeting an untimely demise at the hands of a said member of said race

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* Bonk` stands and waits for them, then calls out in orc "Who are you?" to them
<Sintaqx> either the orcs are stupid, or they are distracted by nebin, or they are stupid and distracted by nebin, or they don't know how to speak, or any combination of the above reasons, the orcs neglect to answer the inquiry

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<Bonk`> so . . 3 pcs are fighting a small horde of orcs and 2 are arranging a date.
<Sintaqx> sad really
<Bonk`> which?
<Sintaqx> both

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<Sparkie> I'm having a bad year . . do you know what kind of rolls a suicidal dicebot gives? No? Really, you don't? Well . . you're about to find out! *sobs and hides in a corner of the channel*
<flytail> That remark inspired confidence in me.

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* Alona` loves a dm who can make a called shot from behind and hit a horse in the heart
<Alona`> thats impressive

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<Sintaqx> nope, straight normal humans for this one
<Sintaqx> since I'm hoping to involve hominids like Chaos`^
<Chaos`^> hominids?
<Chaos`^> what's a hominid? is that an insult or a compliment?
<Sintaqx> unintelligent ape-like creatures :)

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<Greg> "I dont know about these gentemen, but I'm curious as to why I'm here."
<Bryan`^> (( No chicks in this game? ))
<Jeren> ((not that you are aware of))
<Bryan`^> (( well damn, I might have to change my sex just to make it interesting ;))

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<Greg> hmm, any special reason I ended up here?
<Jeren> you performed a wedding for someone.... and the brides family took offense.... :)
<Jeren> you don't know alot about those that are after you, just that you have been framed for a number of crimes, so they are probably linked to the cops or something of that nature
<Greg> for a wedding?!
<Jeren> they really disapproved :)

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<Jeren> "The task assigned you is reletively simple.... you need to obtain entrance to a target and hold the door for an elite strike team to do it's job."
* Bryan`^ leans back and looks interested
<Bryan`^> "Your name wouldn't happen to be jim would it?"
<Jeren> "Jim? no.. why?"
<Greg> "As long as I don't have to marry anyone, I'm fine with it. Do you know of Them though?"
<Bryan`^> "I just wanted to say 'dammit jim' but that's ok.."

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<Jeren> "You will be shown to your quarters... files with instructions and blueprints will be on your beds."
* Bryan`^ hopes it's like mission imposible with cool graphics and holograms and stuff
<Jeren> "You will also report back here tomorrow at 0500 to discuss your plans with our experts."
* Bryan`^ shivers at the thought of regular hours... why can't it be crazy? like all nighters, I mean, he is a doctor.. uuuhhhh a real schedule.. how.. interesting..

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<Sintaqx> my char is sorat a female version of kilmer's character
<Sintaqx> but she changes gender as well as apearance
<Sintaqx> supreficially, of course :P
<Chaos`^> you mean she actually puts a.. and... uhg!
<Sintaqx> of course she does
<Sintaqx> if you watch jeren closely you see some very definite famale traits
<Chaos`^> maybe she just puts a gun there...
<Chaos`^> I mean.. a REAL gun...
<Chaos`^> one that shoots bullets.. of metal!
<Sintaqx> "Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me"