Quotes 201 to 300

Quote 201

<`Teri`> Sparkie's an indescriminate bitch
<`Teri`> Sinbot just dicriminates :)

Quote 202

<Galhalee> ((hehe, I'm still enough of a munchkin to find my self wondering what tresure table a posionus bunny falls under))

Quote 203

<Alcar> Gem - wisdom check
<Galhalee> ((drat, let me guess, he has no dish washing proficicy))
<Gemithain> ((you would make it WIS wouldnt ya!))
<Galhalee> ((he's gona leave spots all over my tin plates isn't he))

Quote 204

* Sparkie` DOES want an apology for the "fuck that sparkie" comment first :p
<_dungeon_Master_> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<Sparkie`> Kholgaran rolls 1d20: ( 6 ) - ogre1
<_dungeon_Master_> thats why i said fuck sparkie !

Quote 205

* Sparkie` won't roll higher than 11 until he gets that apology . ..
<_dungeon_Master_> i apolo.... the hell with it !

Quote 206

<_dungeon_Master_> you EAR BELDORN SHOUT ! about time ... By moradin power and mighty hammer of might ! i call down lighting !
<Kynan> (( .. By moradin power and mighty hammer of might ! i call down lighting ! -- can bel call down his god if his grammer isn't correct? ))

Quote 207

<_dungeon_Master_> you see the light opening the clouds ...and a huge dwarven hand .. pick up the one eyed hill giant !
<_dungeon_Master_> and crushes it in its hand ... before letting it fall helpless to the ground
* Kynan looks at Beldorn. "What was that spell?! Bigby's hand, the final frontier?"

Quote 208

<_dungeon_Master_> let me explain what appends next
<Kynan> it suffers a massive heart attack from exertion?
<Kholgaran> believes itself to be a shapeshifter, and decides the only way to kill it is to cut out it's heart, bury it, then cut off it's own head?
<_dungeon_Master_> LET ME TALK !

Quote 209

<Kholgaran> "I shall avenge my crossbows demise!"

Quote 210

<Kholgaran> that's what happens when things come from other planes... they have to pass through tin hair
<Kynan> LOL
<Kynan> dandruff and all?

Quote 211

<_dungeon_Master_> the dogs are running at the skeleton warrior getting there before you
* Kholgaran stops, doing the dwarven dance of bounteous dog summoning
<Kynan> "Are they looking for bones to bury?"
* Kholgaran looks at kynan and takes out his ACME catalog, ordering a large portable hole to take care of the hill giant
<_dungeon_Master_> but you guys have never seen this before
<Kynan> ((Not at 6 am, no.))
<Kholgaran> ((all encompassing evil being attacked by hungry dogs? i've NEVER seen that alcar!))

Quote 212

<_dungeon_Master_> is eyes are now flashing red !
* Kynan recommends a good eye-doctor . ..

Quote 213

<Galhalee> ((all I seem to do in these games is cook and burry people :))
<Galhalee> ((hope there isn't a connection))
<Reeve> ((lol, you shall soon have your liver cooked and your body buried in an indiscriminate grave))

Quote 214

<Alcar> (gal . . save for the slippers getting worn out :p)
<Galhalee> (whaa Gal misses Milly!)
<Galhalee> (save vs sliper wear dosn't seem to be on my sheet :)

Quote 215

<Reeve> (do they have a golem for everything?)
<Galhalee> (I havn't ment a pizza golem but give me time)

Quote 216

<Galhalee> ((let me get this straight. I said we could be killed, you say life is not with out risk, then sudenly every one runs away))
<Alcar> ((hehehhe . . .. . . . apparently, yes))
<Reeve> ((lol... i'm just going to do my job :) ))

Quote 217

<Alcar> (the fire is about 5 minutes away from the river . . on this side of the river is 12 of the acres)
* Galhalee backs off and looks around studing the fire and country side. and looking for keith.
<Keith`> "i'm starting to lighting it!!"
<Galhalee> (your what?)
* Keith` uses his fire building skills to set a bunch of small brush fires then useing a burnning bush to start others along the stream
<Keith`> (the back burn if they are fair enought down they should beable to keep ahead of me)
<Keith`> "and i'm out of fire ball spells"
<Galhalee> (because he wants it to be dramticly close when we finally do stop it?)

Quote 218

<VVarner> now you have me thinking about creating a race of NBA stars :)
<VVarner> gets +1 bonus with all basketball like weapons and a tendancy to run around in shorts :)
<VVarner> they could make their living picking fruit from tall trees :) like dwaves do with their mining
<VVarner> and an obsesion with endorcing foot ware :)
<Alcar> and get no penalty if they switch classes but return to their oringal class later
<Alcar> hm, they shuold also be able to retire from adventuring life and return unlimited times . .. .
<VVarner> as long as their origenal party reforms :)

Quote 219

<Alcar> The lich walks away, after blasting the skeletons to pieces for being there with a lightning bolt
<`Reeve> "Guess i wasn't the one who had a bone to pick with them"

Quote 220

<Alcar> "I was a bloody lich, you idiot! The skeletons gained rheir flesh we all came back to life and the dead the necromancers killed there all rose. Now what the hell happened?!"
* `Reeve gasps... then grins
* `Reeve starts laughing
<Alcar> "This is not a laughing matter! What did you do?!"
<`Reeve> "You've got me, my friend made it work, it amplified his power beyond anything i've ever seen"
<VVarner> (out of the frying pan into the bon fire)
<`Reeve> "Look at the bright side, now you can say you were the only lich to ever be human again"

Quote 221

* Snake`-- mumbles to him self "pear power..."
<`Reeve> (pear power?)
<Snake`--> (try sounding it out my spelling is crap)
<`Reeve> (hehehe, just teasin' ya... sounds like fruit runs the universe ;) )
<Snake`--> (it does)
<`Reeve> (uh huh... and next you'll be saying that bill gates is the most powerful man in the world)
<Snake`--> (no i am)
<VVarner> (carefull snake, a claim like that could bring gal's insesant questions down upon you)
<Snake`--> (LOL true)

Quote 222

<VVarner> looks like the wizards of the coast know whats wrong with ad&d. they probably played it as kids :)

Quote 223

<VVarner> I've heard hasbro is gona buy em out. they buying TSR or all of wizards?
<Alcar> shudder . .nasty idea
<VVarner> whats wrong with hasbro? other then not knowing anything about RPG's? well I'd think that would insure that they'd keep the ones who do working with em :)
<Alcar> hehehe. we hope :p
<VVarner> true, never underestimate the raw power of stupidity
<Alcar> it's too powerful . .can't resist . . .. barbie . . .is not . . . the tarrasque . .
<VVarner> why do I think your about to add that to your quotes? :)

Quote 224

<Ryu-Freatherfoot> "your still red in the face but looking better..."
<Alcar> Tirien nods "I heal . .quickly."
<Ryu-Freatherfoot> "yah.. i got a cut on my finger once.. took a week to heal"
<Ryu-Freatherfoot> "must be nice...."

Quote 225

<Jeramias> "Ok, but you never told me I was weak."
<Baliadoc> "Yeah i know... you're not weak!!! That's why i didn't say it!"
<Jeramias> "I still haven't figured out your secret code of blinks."

Quote 226

<Snake`--> "your as old as the wars of magic... i'm a man of my word the item will be yours"
* Shadron nods slowly to snake "I thank you then . . . what did you wish in return?"
* Gemithain sighs at snakes words
<Gemithain> ((ask for your soul back snake :)))
<Snake`--> ((LOL))

Quote 227

* Sintaqx continues digging the spike-filled pit
<Sintaqx> >>>> oops >>>>
<Alcar> ((lol!))
<Alcar> ((you weren't suppossed to tell them!))
<Sintaqx> >>>> that was supposed to be a notice >>>>
<Galhalee> (push snake in so we can have a snake filled pit :)
<Snake`--> ((LOL))

Quote 228

<Galhalee> it's funny how a party will be more protective of a good cook then it will of it's wizard :)

Quote 229

<Alcar> <Alcar> you find you're healed
<Alcar> By Shadron, it must have been'
<Gemithain`> bastard!
<Sparkie> ---------------------------------------------------------
<Alcar> you find you're healed
<`Brak> thanx.....
<Alcar> Shadorn must have done it
<`Brak> Damn......

Quote 230

* Burnard throws a racoon at the drunken vilager and charges right back at him
<Burnard> (wonder if racoons count as grenade like missles)
<RavenMoonsinger> (only if they are decomposing)
<Robin`--> (umm when they are pissed probubly so)

Quote 231

<SinBot> Burnard 1d20, < 20 > Racoon! I chose you!
<Alcar> A racoon flies into his face, causing him to shout in shock "Ah! A familiar!"
<Burnard> double racoon damage!
* `Seraph` watches in amazement at the racoon tears the guy's head off
<Alcar> uhnm, he falls backwards with a cry and hits the ground, face gouged and bleeding . . .his eyes are missing and he's not moving
<Alcar> It looks as if the raccoons claws tore right through his eyes intro his brain
* `Seraph` makes a mental note not to piss off that racoon
* RavenMoonsinger shouts "dammit jim im a druid not a raccoon!"
* RavenMoonsinger notices the raccoon putting away a switch blade

Quote 232

* Burnard takes a long drag off his pipe and checks his racoon for wounds
<Alcar> the racoon is fine. A little startled, but fine . . . and it looks hungry . .
<Alcar> (racoon now has fetish for eating eyeballs :) )
<Alcar> the racoon playfully tries to claw one of Burnard's eyeballs out
<Burnard> "Hey quit that, eat your peanuts"
<Burnard> "I hate it when Racoons turn carnivorus"

Quote 233

<Alcar> nothing evil or nasty happens during the night, at least not to any of you . . . Burnard is happy to see he still has eyes the next morning
<RavenMoonsinger> (mutters the words of a spell before faling asleep and drifts off to the sound of burnards screams for mercy as the raccoon, convinced he has walnuts in his pockets, continues to molest him)
<`Seraph`> Burnard is happy to see, period.
<Burnard> (get your mind off my nuts :P)

Quote 234

<Burnard> "Eeew, I hate mushrooms. They give me gas"
<`Seraph`> <<no Burnard! not by sparkie!!!!!>>

Quote 235

* Burnard is feeding and playing with his Racoon by tosing it and catching it. If you didn't know better you'd think he was testing a weapons balance.
<Burnard> (wonder if one can specialise in Racoon tossing)
<`Seraph`> << there is a throwing proficiency.... >>
<Robin`--> (just as one can specialise in a choke hold i would amagen)

Quote 236

<`Seraph`> << my character is waking up, her player is falling asleep >>

Quote 237

<_ReALiTy_> bali you almost done ?
<Baliadoc> here i come reality
<Marcus_Fenway> <Baliadoc> here i come reality ??? Where have you been Bali?
<Baliadoc> LOL!
<Baliadoc> don't ask Marcus, don't ask

Quote 238

<Thundor> ok, some quick notes...
<Thundor> - try not to split up, its too hard to keep track of and its easier to kill people then to keep track

Quote 239

<Keith`> you find some intoresting grass growing in one of the cracks in the floor
* Avern examines the grass
<Silva_Atalanta> (oh great, my healers gonna get high)
<Keith`> it looks like a grass your mom use to use in dressings
<Keith`> as you recall it helped with the pain but not much else
<Silva_Atalanta> (lovly, i'm getting healed with asprin)

Quote 240

* Silva_Atalanta runs in a blind panic
<Keith`> you quickly find your selves out side of the ruins
<Silva_Atalanta> (oh there I am. I was wondering where I had put me)

Quote 241

<Barismon_Desidio> HELP!!!all the elves turn into monsters and an old man is makeing me drag a pot to the lake to fill it with healing water and the monster are gonna eat me and i'm too pretty to die !

Quote 242

<VVarner> hmm, aparently it's not ok to covet the DM's anything unless it's his wife :)
<Alcar> lol
<MarcFen> Please take her ;)

Quote 243

<Zorr_GM> "you're not guards, but I believe the three of you can do what my men can't
<Athena_Valice> "Be nice to people?"
* Tellan_Harthwood grumbles, "yeah, uphold the law"

Quote 244

<Zorr_GM> the only lead we have is that the killers escape into the sewers
<Zorr_GM> "some of the tunnels are narrow"
<Athena_Valice> (Tran...the rats needs a small snack)
* Tellan_Harthwood thinks, shoving the girl in the sewers, why didn't he think of that before, will keep her quiet
<Athena_Valice> "Oh...my dress is going to get ruined!!"*agasht*
<Tellan_Harthwood> "ruined? I thought it was ruined now, you mean it always has looked like that?"

Quote 245

<Halthar> "I could see my way to freeing her, but only if I could be sure she would walk the paths of good."
<Kman> "some times what is best for a kindom isn't always what one would consider lawfull"
<Alcar> She looks at Halthar, incredulous . ."You clerics, always seeing things in black and white . . . "
<Halthar> "The world is full of greys... what is your name?"
* Halthar will not let her leave until he finishes a lecture :-)

Quote 246

* Johnathan glares at the wolf, umarmed
<Johnathan> "Go away from us!"
* Johnathan gestures for it to shoo away, kind of hoping it might . ..
<^Pana^^> (you want that as an action?^^;)
<Johnathan> (yup)
<Johnathan> (weaponless now . . don't think I'd have a silver ball point pen on me . .)

Quote 247

<Remar`Deminos> We're only concerned with Pallas.."
<Johnathan> 'I see. Who's pallas?"
<Remar`Deminos> "Our ward, our friend."
<Johnathan> 'I see. Where is she?"
<Remar`Deminos> "She was the doll."
<Johnathan> "A doll. As a friend." John looks at Remar in concern 1 "You can have . . real friend also, you know. Not . .dolls."
<Johnathan> "Must be a teddy ruxpin complex . .. sad."
<Remar`Deminos> <LuckBlade> .oO(Can I kill him?)
<Remar`Deminos> "No..."

Quote 248

<Sparkie> Heya all! I'm Sparkie. (do ! commands or (help) for info)
<``Kailyn``> HI Sparkie! I'm Daniel the Fireman and this is my 500 gallon pressureized water tank and attatching nozzle!

Quote 249

<Shadron> ((You're all freee to turn on horror music (or even country) to enhance the mood))
<Reeve``> ((how about Metallica? the Unforgiven 2? :) sooo symbolic of this meeting))
<Mysterious_Girl> << country might make it too scary.. this isn't ravenloft, you know. >>

Quote 250

<Alcar> Knort shrugs, turns around,a dn thros=ws the dagger through Shadron's head and out the other side
<Reeve``> "Why did you do that? God... now i have to kill you..." *groans*
* Gemithain` says ''Now that kill was justified''
<Reeve``> "It was cold blood Gem... there was no reason for him to be killed..." *coughs*
* Gemithain` says ''It was Shadron you realise right''
* Gemithain` says ''Noone will morn that death''

Quote 251

<^^Clark^> "What do you want your tombstone to read Reeve?"
* Gemithain` says ''Shut up Clark''
<Reeve``> "I may be a fool, but at least i kicked some ass" *that was a direct reference to horseboy*
<^^Clark^> "bite me Reeve"

Quote 252

<Alcar> Knort side steps, watches you swing, blocks with the ckicken leg and gives you pointers on how to hold the sword
<Mysterious_Girl> << The pointy end! use the pointy end!!!! >>
<Alcar> ok. His hose leg hits your sword, knocking it from your hand
<Alcar> He steps back, and waits
<Reeve``> ((no wonder my palms are bleeding...))

Quote 253

<Alcar> Knort moves, fast . . .
<Alcar> Knort sighs, looks up from the smashed body
<Alcar> "Next?"
* ^^Clark^ points to Sparkie
* Mysterious_Girl volunteers Sparkie

Quote 254

<Gemithain`> i have some buzzle poison, all we need is a hit
<Reeve``> no thanks, i'm full
<Gemithain`> ((not for you!))

Quote 255

* Reeve`` sails into Knort, blades swinging
<Mysterious_Girl> (( there can be only one! ))
<Reeve``> ((Reeve... I am your father... well, okay, i don't have the paperwork to back that up, but how about this? *BOOM* *POW* *BANG*... Reeve... who's your daddy now!?))

Quote 256

<Mysterious_Girl> I found a problem with an OOC quote list
<Alcar> what?
<Mysterious_Girl> hard drive space

Quote 257

<Sparkie> Reeve`` rolls 1d20: ( 18 )
<Reeve``> BAH!! SPARK!!!
<Mysterious_Girl> (( spark's a bitch :P ))
<Reeve``> (ooo, hear that spark? sin just called you a giiiirl!)
<Mysterious_Girl> (( nope.. I called him a derogitory form of a female dog :P))

Quote 258

<`Drake`> "Excuse me... K?"
* K`- blinks his eyes and shakes his head "yes??"
* ``nanoc chest busts his will hers now shirt reviling a 44 dd chest
<Alcar> The priest looks over blearily. "Looks fine t'me. Fit as a fiddle."
<``nanoc> i feel
<``nanoc> wierd
<`Drake`> "Um... something seems to have happened to your apprentice... mainly he's turned into a young lass"

Quote 259

<`Drake`> "I see. Well K, that's quite an intresting young... one you have there"
<K`-> "i do bleave my apprentace can't handle the drink"
<`Drake`> "Interesting reaction... i usually just fall over laughing"
* K`- glares at drake

Quote 260

* K`- points a finger at drake "you lay a hand on nanoc and you will have to come thought me and my swords first"
<Scarth> "Well, guess i'll be ofta me room , by the way , which room was that young woman in? Wouldn't want to wander in by mistake."
<K`-> "the locked one Scarth"
<`Drake`> "K! How could you think i'd do anything to her-im?"
<K`-> "nanoc is my apprentace and the way you have been hitting on the pour waitress all night is appalling"
* `Drake` smiles
<K`-> "besides i know the ways of a salor. any port in a storm!"

Quote 261

* K`- sees the door kicked in and starts pulling ppl out of nanoc's room and tossing them aside
<`Drake`> "Yes you are, as you're supposed to be... you're a bit wild m'dear"
<K`-> "Excuse me. pardon"
* ``nanoc sees K
<``nanoc> THERES MY BABY GIVE ME SOME SUGER!
<`Drake`> "... You did this to get sex? I kicked down a door so you could ask K for sex!?!?!"
* K`- looks about checking his things apprentace tied up strange man in apprentaces room.... apprentace is a woman...
<Scarth> "all that commotion cuz she's in heat?"
<Alcar> Other residents are coming out of there rooms, wondering what in the name of the gods is going on here . . .
<`Drake`> "My money... all that money... the door, the wall... my money..."

Quote 262

* `Drake` at least retrieves his rope, still mortally wounded.. wonders if he'll actually die this time, once he sees the bill
* K`- is doing his best to keep nanoc at arms langth
<`Drake`> "And now you let her free?! You're slipping old man! What're you doing!?"

Quote 263

<Scarth> "where did you get that apprentice ?"
<K`-> (what was the citys name again?)
<Alcar> (uhm . .. . Erbi, sounds good :) )
* Scarth makes a note to go to erbi one day

Quote 264

<``nanoc> what am i?!?!?!?!
* K`- bends down slowy and picks up the key and unlocks the door
<`Drake`> "That would be a female, lad... i see you've come to your senses"
<`Drake`> "Mornin' K, it seems your boy's come around mentally at least, good think alcohol isn't permanent, eh?"
* K`- grabs the blanket off the bed and tosses it to nanoc
<K`-> "alright i don't know what halponed last night but nanoc had close on the last time i had seen him.. her what ever!"
<``nanoc> i alwas sleep in the nude
<``nanoc> i need some coths plz
<`Drake`> "Aye... he.. er.. she.. er... had em off when i came in, you think the lad was only after you?"

Quote 265

* K`- starts asking ppl which way she went and hurrys after her
<`Drake`> ((yes, my name is K... do you have my ulcer ready for pick-up?))
<K`-> ((that or heart attack))

Quote 266

<Seahshan> "I am Seashan to my friends... I don't know what my enemies call me.. they have never told me."

Quote 267

<Sylia`Stingray> <LuckBlade> .oO(Look.. the wrath of man!)
<Artemis_Galvanos> <Peter>(Shutup! He's doing more than you do!:P)
<Sylia`Stingray> <Remar Deminos> "....such a bad pun..."
<Artemis_Galvanos> <Peter>(You let a bunch of little girls push you around like a wussy little rapier..)
<Brody`> (lookit me! i'm luckblade! i look pretty and talk silly! *the funnybone of man*)

Quote 268

<Sparkie> Brody` rolls 2d10+6: ( 18 )
<Brody`> (hope that does it!)
<Brody`> (hello?)
<Sparkie> Hello what? Do you need an echo? I'm still here being ignored.
<Brody`> same here spark
<Artemis_Galvanos> The bot dies..

Quote 269

<* Sho-Chan &lt;Tisa Furrow> sits and blinks...listening to unseen whispering voices, then tries to stand. "We've a boat.... near the stone peer...."
<Brody`> "Aye, road in on it with Yui"
<Sho-Chan> <Tisa Furrow> <Glares at Brody> "And just WHY didn't you SAY that when I was suggesting we needed a way OFF this rock?!"
<Artemis_Galvanos> Becuase he's from CA:P
<Artemis_Galvanos> Californians have to act so strangly from other people..
<Brody`> "Um... we had other problems?"

Quote 270

<Brody`> "Anyway... we were looking for some rooms, and perhaps a bite to eat"
<Artemis_Galvanos> <Man>"Yea the cliche deal coming up"*yawns*
<Brody`> "Cliche deal? I was just curious if you took American Express"
<Artemis_Galvanos> <Man>*pulls out a sign that says we only accept Visa*
<Brody`> "It's everywhere you wanna be..." *roots through his wallet, pulls out a Visa*
<Brody`> "Wait a minute... you know Visa!?"
<Artemis_Galvanos> <Man>"...Did it take you that long to ask that question?"*rolls his eyes*
<Brody`> "Wow... you don't mind if my account is on Earth, do you?"

Quote 271

<Hastur^> I hate brain collectors!
<Hastur^> I stay away from it
<Hastur^> I need my brain though I dont use it it could come in handy
<Duloth> <Another similar thing flies overhead, moving incredibly fast>
<Hastur^> OK is the Brain Collector away from the crater?
<Joran_Cedin> "The bugs are falling!" get away from the crater, unless there is anything else in it, like a baby bug?
<Duloth> <It isn't a brain collector. Its a 20ft. tall black metal-looking spider that is heading for Shadow-Dale>

Quote 272

<Duloth> (You get three pieces of a TWO-HANDED sword + 6)
<Hastur^> I can repair that baby!

Quote 273

<Duloth> <The cylinder has "DK-4 Pistol" written on the side
<Hastur^> ?
<Joran_Cedin> ((can we even read the language?))
<Hastur^> Apparently we can
<Hastur^> I examine the cylinder keeping it pointed away from me
<Hastur^> Pe...pe...peis.peistul
<Hastur^> Hey I found a Peistul
<Joran_Cedin> "A what? Isn't that as disease?"

Quote 274

* jeff`````` sighs going up to syl
<jeff``````> hi i am jeff you are?
* Sylistrai looks confused, with good reason as anyone walking into this conversation halfway through it could attest

Quote 275

* Snake`--- leads the way and gets the groop on the movie after making sure the fire is out
<Reeve``> (what movie are we watching Snake? :))
<Sylistrai> << robin hood, men in tights, of course >>

Quote 276

<`Drake`> "That's what i mean... any idea why things seem to be going weird around you, or why that voice came from around you?"
<Compatapry> "Um, because, maybe, uh, Fleres, uh, wanted to play, uh, paper, rock, scissors with me?"
<`Drake`> "And why would he want to do that, friend?" *voice getting cold*
<Compatapry> "To, uh, get back at you for calling her a him?"

Quote 277

<Alcar> YOU WIN . . . THIS TIME
<Compatapry> When can we play again?
<Compatapry> (( ithought this was a symbolic game. I choose stone, stones rain from the heavens killing everone. scissors - poeple get cut in half. :) ))
<Compatapry> considering that I'm not a psi, I hear voices in my head all the time. Isn't that odd?
* Alcar grins How DO you tell the catain you played paper, scissors, rock for the fate of his ship? :p

Quote 278

<`Drake`> "Why were you hung upside down?"
<Compatapry> "... for praying to Fleres and L'tolsh"
* Compatapry stares at his feet
* `Drake` blinks
<Compatapry> "I'm sorry! I thought that the DM would realize it was just a joke!"
<`Drake`> "What!? You prayed to them, and you have some other.. Dark Master?"
<Compatapry> "Yeah, he goes by alcar. He tells me to do things."

Quote 279

<`Drake`> (alcar, how do the men reply??)
<Asheferd> (they paint the words HMS Bounty on the hull)

Quote 280

<Corpse```> It's not everyday the dead rise up. just every other day

Quote 281

<Fleres_Preist> I'm at the bottom of the sea, and I'm still in the game :)
<Fleres_Preist> damn, and I was hoping that I had died

Quote 282

* `Drake` gasps for air suddenly
<Asheferd> "damn"
<`Drake`> "S... s... stop"
* Asheferd backs up
<K`--> "Kinda tingles the first time doesn't it drake?"
<`Drake`> "T...t...third.... K..."
<Asheferd> "why won't anyone stay dead around here"
<K`--> "oh well yah kinda starts to sting then"
* `Drake` slams another fist into the deck, pushing himself up
<`Drake`> "yeah... K" *grins weakly*

Quote 283

* Fleres_Preist crusies around for mermaid chicks
<Alcar> you see 1 :P
<Fleres_Preist> "Hey baby, what's you sighn?"
<Alcar> "Pices" (of course :))
<Fleres_Preist> "Well, my horoscope said that I'd have luck with you."
<Fleres_Preist> (really, today is like theonly I've ever read it too.)
<Fleres_Preist> Capricorn - you will have luck in your love with Pices
<Fleres_Preist> the rest doesn't concern me alot does it?
<Fleres_Preist> I mean, I am dead

Quote 284

<`Drake`> "Wait, so because a pirate commits treason and is killed... you take it upon you to destroy property (the longboat rigging), and jump into the water to save a dying man. Then when i row out to save your ass, you try to force me out of my boat, run me through, threaten me at point blank the entire way back, run me through again, and expect me to treat you nicely?"

Quote 285

<Alcar> ash . .nothing much happening, you see what looks like Comp on the back of a mermaid going by the porthole in the distance is about all
<Fleres_Preist> (he's not joking, btw)
<Fleres_Preist> (I found the big breasted women I was told about)
<Alcar> (well, you're undead so you don't really care . .to heck with getting a spleen to work, you can't get anything, uhm, else to . .shes pretty in an absract, living kind of way)
<Asheferd> Could an undead creature use Viagra, would it make them even more stiff?

Quote 286

* Jess`-- goes to clearing the table and pats avern on the shoulder 1"just take my word for it sweetie"
<Jeramias> 1d100
<Sparkie> Jeramias rolls 1d100: ( 82 )
<Jeramias> dang
<Jeramias> ( i was checking to see if avern would spontaneously repoduce assexulally
<Avern> ROFL!!
<Jess`--> (LOL)
<Jeramias> could make for an interesting game

Quote 287

<Kari``> "I don't think nigel should go that way...."
<Baliadoc> "I think nigel needs a good beating... why do you say he shouldn't go that way?"
* `nigel hears this
* `nigel starts back to bali
<`nigel> a good beting hey?
<Baliadoc> (so you hear that!?)

Quote 288

<Kari``> "All kender legends are one-liners. They can't remember anything more complex."

Quote 289

<Ryu`--> "umm.. lisha... whats it like to be scared?"
<Kari``> "I think I can answer that, Ryu."
<Ryu`--> "oh ok umm so whats it like?"
* Kari`` grins
<Kari``> "Well... you know the feeling you get when you really need to visit the latrine?"
<Ryu`--> "umm yah..."
<Kari``> "It's completely unlike that."
<Ryu`--> "oh ok.."
<Jeramias> "Your heart beats faster due to certain cemicals that you body puts out. You'll sweat."

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* Kari`` kisses Jer to shut him up
* Jeramias stops suddenly
<Kari``> "There... now ask, Bali."
<Alcar> <<< now its heart attack time :p >>>
* Jeramias turns pale and stumbles back
* Kari`` waits for Jer to recover
* Alcar was joking, jer.
<Kari``> << yeah, he just wants some CPR >>
<Jeramias> "Was that... what I thought it was?"
<Kari``> "Depends on what you thought it was."

Quote 291

<Jeramias> "Why is Balidoc the leader?"
<Baliadoc> "I'm not looking to lead, or to follow. I now go where my feet take me"
<Kari``> "Whether or not his brain follows is another matter."
* Baliadoc grins at Kari

Quote 292

<Baliadoc> "So now what, Lisha? What is your purspose in life?"
<Alcar> "I . . .do not know" For a moment she looks normal, then smiles coldly "But it will be fun"
<Jeramias> "Does anyone mind if I cut off her head?"
* Ryu`-- hops up placing him self between jer and lisha
<Ryu`--> "I MIND!"

Quote 293

* Ryu`-- gets a brite idea witch is normal a bad sign for the party

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<SilvaAtalanta> "Hold still you thrice cursed son of a flatulant furbie!"
<Alcar> The little creature laughs mockingly, easily evading the arrows . .it looks very amused

Quote 295

<Alcar> You get a message . . I'm sorry, you reached the Divine Assistance Bureau . .You're god is unavaliable to take your prayer at this time. At the tone,. please leave name, current locastion, amount of last tithe and how close you are to dying. Prayers wil be answered in order of importance. Have a great day! *BEEEP*
<SilvaAtalanta> ((hehe, heaven has an answering service))
<Tyler_Carver> Yes, and it's always on the fritz
<Sparkie> Tyler_Carver rolls 1d100: ( 62 )
<Tyler_Carver> Doh, It's definitely not answering today.

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<Zacten> "I must go back someday though."
<Alcar> "He would kill you, Zacten . . he is evil . . . he . ." She stops, too afraid to continue, the says soflty "I saw him skin a person alive ones, for walking in his shadow . .the poor child was turned inside out, and never died . . . " She shudders
* Zacten begins to cry softly
<Zacten> "I guess we can't do anything then."

Quote 297

* K`-- puts his hand on her shoulder
<K`--> "you want to hear i need you... but your mistaking need for want..."

Quote 298

<Jeramias> "Wars are stupid, they don't solve anything"
<Ryu`--> "not so... the war of the lance had a perpose"
<Ryu`--> "drove the dark dragons and there dark queen back to where they came from!"
<Jeramias> "Wars only solve problems for stupid, incometent people. What is the other 3% of the population supposed to do?"
<Alcar> < Lisha > "The other 3%?"
<Jeramias> "The ones that aren't stupid, or incompetant."

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* nigel` closes his eyes but nothing else happens
<nigel`> hmm
* Baliadoc blinks, waiting for the dramatic end

Quote 300

* nigel` hole body shakes and turns to dust only a head remains
<Baliadoc> "Nigel!?
<nigel`> could you pick me up
* Ryu`-- picks nigel up and carrys him under his arm
<Ryu`--> "always wanted a talking head under my arm...!"
<nigel`> bali you carry me plz
<Baliadoc> "That's one way to put it..." *makes a retching noise*