Quotes 1801 to 1900

Quote 1801

* Temera DMs just to hear people bitch at the bot

Quote 1802

<Phil`^> "Well, you seem to be having... arguments... with yourself...
* Temera nods
<Temera> "I thought it was the sword."
<Phil`^> "Well... The sword had something to do with it... you took advantage of it to scare... you.."
<Temera> "So... I'm a masochistic schitzophrenic?"
<Phil`^> "Such big words..."
<Temera> "Too much time around wizards"

Quote 1803

<Phil`^> "I would like to assist you with your problem, yes... You have two sides, a good one and a bad one.. you seem to have met both.."
<Temera> "Wow.. I just thought I was a vindictive asshole."
* Temera suddenly realizes she's getting smart with a goddess... not generally a wise idea.

Quote 1804

<Itou`^> (( is Blaze drunk? ))
<Blaze``> ((as always))
<Tisrook> (<( is he ever not drunk? )>)
<Toggul> (once for all of 10 minets it was so scarrie he doesn't leave home with out a case)

Quote 1805

<AlcarDM> <Adev> "And I suppose you're an optimist?" says it like its a bad thing.
<Lua_Ann> "no- i am just some gal tring to make her way in the world- and when the world gives you potatos...you make kidney pie"
* Namee thinks .oO(So lua ann will cut out your kidneys if you give her potatos?)

Quote 1806

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Me do over there" Pointing off in the distance "Tak see many dead creatures walking"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak kill many evil things, but they get easy"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak need help"
<Lua_Ann> "tak needs hooked on phonics"
<Namee> ((Diction for the dimwited? ;)

Quote 1807

* Lua_Ann takes out a bar of soap
<Lua_Ann> "here... now let me help"
<Lua_Ann> "what... now see here "
<Lua_Ann> "its lavender and prim rose"
<Lua_Ann> "its a nice soap- made it me self"
<Blaze``> "Lua Ann, there's a possibility something might be trying to kill us. Could you possibly wait until we make camp? Or at least survive?"
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim takes a bite out of the bar and tosses it away as he spits out the chunks of soap
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak no like soap

Quote 1808

<`Quinthansal> "HELPPP!!"
* toggul` 's ears snap to the direction of the yelling and his feat start running in that direction befor he knows it he is charging off to help the person who blinded him the day befor
<Blaze``> "Oh man..."
<Blaze``> "We need to invest in earmuffs..."
* Blaze`` chases after Toggul

Quote 1809

<AlcarDM> `Quinthansal - The human begsin wrapping you carefully, tigtening thebanages . . and cutting off your air way :)
<`Quinthansal> "Easy, you guys. Hey, mmpfpfmfmmffpff"
* Blaze`` blinks
<Blaze``> "Oops."

Quote 1810

<AlcarDM> Blaze is busy tying gordian knots and choknig `Quinthansal to death . .giving new meaning to Good Samaritan . .
* Blaze`` tries to pull the bandage apart :)
<AlcarDM> Blaze - you realise that people's faces dont normally turn purple after you bandage them.
<Blaze``> "Hmm... this is a problem. Anyone got a sword?"
* Blaze`` pulls some more
* `Quinthansal grabs his neck as the bandages come off " Damn..... worse.... undead ... better.. luck.."" Cough
<Namee> ((all we need now is for some one to do CPR on him while the banages choke him :)

Quote 1811

<Blaze``> "You mean you're coming along? I thought you didn't trust us?"
<`Quinthansal> "My time across the hills has been tough, as you can see. Wisdom would seem to dictate that this may be a time for me to join with your group."
<Blaze``> "Ah. Good. Can't see reason when you're threatening our lives, but when we save yours... now that's a different story.... Northerners... or whatever you are."
<Namee> ((wisdom would seem to dictate? Arg! we've let a Spock clone into our party!))

Quote 1812

<AlcarDM> End of session EXP: 230 each
<Namee> ((level up? oh no! now I have to redo my sheet! Waaaaah );

Quote 1813

<Tara-Arrquette> "It should be good, thanx to the biohull we are creating a brand new life form I just hope it's nor ostile"
<Charin> "Let me get this straight . ." begins ticking things off on his fingers. "1. We are in a small, self contained enviroment. 2. Our hull ate our co pilot 3. its now making a new life form. 4. We think, despite what it did, it might not be hostile. 5. It might not nmatter ebcause we will die anyway. Did I cover it all?"
<Tara-Arrquette> "about that but add on 6 no one knows we are alive or will unless we make it out"

Quote 1814

<Tara-Arquette> "ok Jane at 2 minutes send the message"
<Jane`---dm> Jane:"roger"
<Marcus_Fenway> (_( I need to make a Character for this game named 'Roger Over' )_)

Quote 1815

<Alcar> Wow . .I just considered what horror my pc would have meeting fraal "WHAT? They can TELL I'm lying?!"
<Keith`> LOL yah that would just piss you off
* Keith` can just see them ordering charin's exicution for the stray thoughts running around in his head

Quote 1816

* Lady_Darleen wonders if following shadows is good for your health
<Reawen> (( the surgenor general hasn't ruled on it yet ))
<Robert```> (( Yeah but I'm sure the surgeon general has LOTS to say about Reawen's "relaxants" ))
<Reawen> (( lol. Well. He uses them also. :P ))
<WarnerDM> ((Curous fact, the surgeon general can niether perform surgery or lead an army :)
<Lady_Darleen> ((he he but he can put warrings on drugs))
<Lady_Darleen> ((oh yea- janet reno- i forgot its a "She" ))
<Jeramias> (<( We don't want warnings, we want the drugs ;) )>)
<Baliadoc> ((no, you're right in saying He.))
<WarnerDM> ((easy to forget. She makes a better General then a She :)
<Robert```> (( nobdy reads the warning anyway, or at least, they take the drugs before reading it, so its too late anyway ))

Quote 1817

<Lady_Darleen> "well dear- i have learned- never go chasing down shadows.... there is usally someting nasty in them
<Robert```> (( like dust bunnies ))

Quote 1818

* Lady_Darleen bets the dm has forgotten her.. and starts to make a nice afghan
<WarnerDM> your not forgoten, your in a rocking chair. if you really feel left out I could have a cave in bury you.

Quote 1819

<WarnerDM> The door slides into the frame looking good as new.
<Robert```> (( dont touch it or itll fall out! I just know it :P ))
<WarnerDM> As you turn around to smile proudly at stanc it falls on your head
* Robert``` curses and runs his head
<Robert```> (( rubs ))
<Robert```> (( see the knock on the head is causing typos ))

Quote 1820

* Reawen tries to bite robert
<Reawen> "Let go of me!"
<WarnerDM> reawen gets a mild halusagenic effect from licking Robert :)
<WarnerDM> And that mosturizer leaves your tunge feeling fuzzy
<Robert```> (( oh gods no, I will not be a drug for Reawen :P ))
<WarnerDM> ((hehe, who needs coffee now? :)
<Robert```> (( well it'd be a reason for her to stop making fun of me so much ;P ))
<WarnerDM> (the foundation of a solid relationship if I ever saw one :)

Quote 1821

<Nimih`^> (( How do you pronounce Otyugh? ))
<Reawen> (( flush a toilet :) ))
<Nimih`^> (( so otyugh sounds like a toilet flush? ))
<Reawen> (( It should ))

Quote 1822

* Robert``` pats Petra's tentacle reassuringly, and looks into her eyes to try to help her calm down
* Reawen looks from Robert to the Otyugh and wonders what Freud would make of their relationship
* Robert``` pats Petra's tentacle reassuringly, and looks into her eyes to try to help her calm down
* Reawen looks from Robert to the Otyugh and wonders what Freud would make of their relationship
<WarnerDM> Petra stops trembling then, after a bit, says to every one .oO(I feel better now. I'm fine)
* Robert``` nods, and gives her tentale a light, reassuring sqeeze, then turns to give Reawen a warning look
* Reawen watches Freud turn over in his grave

Quote 1823

<Marcus_Fenway> Ok, xdragon, your playing a Cleric who Worships Obi-wan... alright Group do we want a Straight Cleric at this time?
<Nimih`^> Unless obi-wan's a god, please please please pick something that will actually give you spells...
<xdragon> its obad-hai

Quote 1824

* Nimih`^ continues on, having assumed his group followed, but was silent, because, he knows his group is responsible and will just do as he says to prevent trouble...
* Natalia` would note to him that technically she isn't part of his group :)
* Nimih`^ is sure Natalia is just as responsible, otherwise they would have to face the disciplinary actions that come with not following the order's of the leader you chose to follow

Quote 1825

<Marcus_Fenway> Nimih`^ is knocked down as a blast of fire files from the door he just departed threw
<Nimih`^> "Holy shit, what in all the hells was that!?"
* Nimih`^ draws his sword and looks around and turns to the direction of the blast... and notices his party isn't there anymore
<Nimih`^> "Oh my gods! They burnt up! who did this!?"

Quote 1826

<Natalia`> "What have I done?"
<Nimih`^> "That's what I'd like to know... Why did you do that?"
* Nimih`^ points at the body
<Natalia`> "He's alive still......."
<Nimih`^> "Still alive!? You just sucked out his blood!"

Quote 1827

* Marcus_Fenway starts chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
<Marcus_Fenway> if Natalia` and Nimih`^ Killed each other then I wouldn't have to worry so much with my Tab key on the letter 'N'

Quote 1828

* Nimih`^ wonders how his horse is doing
<Marcus_Fenway> The Horse has been Killed and made into Boots by a Tribe of Ogres

Quote 1829

<Marcus_Fenway> Did I mention the Water is Filled with Piranna?
<Nimih`^> haha funny
<Koby`> Special Uunderdark Pirhana For Sale: These babies Can Skeletonize a Paladin in Under 40 Seconds
<Urtho> what do they do to a skeliten
<Koby`> raise it
<Natalia`> necromatic pirahna.. they kill you, and raise you, and kill you and raise you, and kill you , and raise you, and kill you , and raise you and......

Quote 1830

* Nimih`^ fumbles through his keys and tries to open the doors
<Marcus_Fenway> after a few attempts Nimih`^ finds the correct keys and opens Wesley_Heartblade's and roondar's doors
* Nimih`^ smiels as the doors swing open
<Marcus_Fenway> BTW both these guys are Evil and they have Plasma Cannons... :P

Quote 1831

<Nimih`^> "Who imprisoned you?"
<Wesley_Heartblade> umm....who imprisoned me again?

Quote 1832

<Nimih`^> when I get back... I'm gunna pick another group to lead...

Quote 1833

<Marcus_Fenway> Its punching... but a Ogre Punch is deadly :)
<Marcus_Fenway> there is a new thing to Serve at Taverns 'Ogre Punch'

Quote 1834

<Nimih`^> want me to roll or can we just assume I kill it?

Quote 1835

<Marcus_Fenway> <Nimih`^> "Holy shit" <-------Some Paladin!

Quote 1836

<TapionGM> Ok. Whatever club it was I told you to meet at, change it.. YOu'll now meet at the Neon Wild.
<BlackJack``> crap... i need bus fare to get there, i think...
<TapionGM> This comming from the groups rigger.. Oi..
<BlackJack``> oh wait. I own the bar.

Quote 1837

<TapionGM> "I am here to meet Daisey."
<TapionGM> (( Just pretend you know what I'm talking about and tell me where to go... Ok? ))
<Bob``> (( to hell, tell him to go to hell :p ))
<BlackJack``> "Daisy? Oh right! You're the ones she had me put on the list. Welcome to the Neon Wild. Name's Chicago, though everyone calls me BlackJack. She's waiting for you at her table. Corner behind me."

Quote 1838

* Bob`` assumes there ARE prostitutes . . .
<TapionGM> Yes. All sorts of neat ones.
<Bob``> well, a cheap one then. Uhm . just tbhought of something . .what kind of STDs in this time?
<TapionGM> Nasty ones.
<Bob``> ah, ok . . erm, spend enough to get one W/out those.
<TapionGM> Are you serious?
<BlackJack``> well, there are 5 hours to kill :)
<TapionGM> You're 13!
<Bob``> OH yeah.
<Bob``> nm :)
<Bob``> forgot that!
<TapionGM> No 13 year old is getting laid in MY games..

Quote 1839

<Baliadoc> well, my first thought would be to beat you until you can't walk for a few weeks
<Alcar> well, someone from ireland could come over . . leprechauns in lolad :)
<Caltak> Baliadoc: well thats nice cause that hurts Faline too and its not her fault
<Baliadoc> of course it is. no reason to blame her other personality. They share the same mind :)
<Baliadoc> show me two minds, and then I'll just beat her unconcious and remove the bad one :)
<Alcar> psychic surgery :)
<Caltak> Alcar: you're a genius!
<Alcar> with a chainsaw
<Caltak> or not

Quote 1840

<Ike> How many campaigns do you know that have their own theme song?

Quote 1841

<Tara-Arquette> <Tara-Arrquette> ok after the 1 hour 30 min to be safe I will power the ship up to take us through the asteroid belt
<Keith`> hmm ok i wasn't able to go back fair enought
<Tara-Arquette> I said it when Jane returned and fixed the sensors
<Keith`> well in that case your in even more truble then i had thought up for you... your power is low (not so low that you can't move the ship) and you have a gaping hole in the back of the ship
<Tara-Arquette> great

Quote 1842

* Faline is breathing hard. "w-what happened? Please tell its not what I think just happened..."
<Rei`-`-> "sorry but jonny didn't fair so well"
* Faline covers her face in her hands. "Oh God..oh God no..."
<Rei`-`-> "if it makes you feal any better he was packing around a bomb... he could have set it off at any time he wanted i'm sure"
* Faline shakes her head. "But..it's not like I knew that...oh God, it could have been Cecil...I..this has gone way to farr...this has to stop!"
<Rei`-`-> "nice to know your not the only one that realizes this"

Quote 1843

<Simon```> Is Rei just chasing Faline or ?
<Rei`-`-> well that and keeping an eye on the woods i'm traveling thought
<Rei`-`-> don't want to come acrost any thing to nasty
<Faline> (( trip over a sleeping hell Hound... ;P ))
<Rei`-`-> you know tripping over a hell hound wouldn't be to funny
<Faline> (( LOL we both thought of that at the same time ;P ))
<Rei`-`-> (the realy sad thing is we both gave alcar the idea)

Quote 1844

<Rei`-`-> "come on we need to get out of here, i don't think eather of us want to be here when the bear comes back"
<Faline> *quietly* "I...I just don't know...I...don;t even know what I can do."
* Simon``` wonders if Rei si joking . .
<Faline> (( hmm..bearburgers... ))
<Simon```> You take out an android and hell hounds .and get killed by a bear? :)
<Rei`-`-> (in small spaces bears are realy nasty)
<Faline> (( is small spaces OR open spaces, Faline is really nasty ))
<Rei`-`-> (true)

Quote 1845

* Rei`-`- sighs and wonders how you spank a 2 year old in some one elses body

Quote 1846

<Simon```> ok, you both awaken around 9 am . . you're alone in the cave . .
<Simon```> (( the DM resists all urges to make Adam and Eve references ))
* Faline doesnt wake up on her own
* Rei`-`- streaches and hits the dm with a fist while doing so

Quote 1847

* Rei`-`- gets up doing his best not to wake faline and goes out to use a bush
* Faline isnt awakened by that.
<Simon```> The bush files for a lawsuit, citing emotional abuse, neglect and psychological scarring.

Quote 1848

* Rei`-`- comes back into the cave and wakes faline just to make sure she is ok (this being a relative turm mind you)

Quote 1849

<Faline> "Yeah, I'm f-" pauses, and a smile slowly appears on her face "I--I don't believe it! I think she's gone!! Thank you God!!! Finally, I'm sane again!"
<Rei`-`-> "lets not tests this, and not hold a party untill we are sure"
* Simon``` thinks of ways you COULD test that . .. and shudders
<Rei`-`-> (well there is always Rei back handing her for no reson....)
<Simon```> (( True. Or an Overeaters Anon Convention . . . ))
<Rei`-`-> (there is always dan panting a mearal of the photo's he took...)
<Faline> (( Rei--shes have to kill him on principal if he did that sane or not ;P j/k ))
<Rei`-`-> (yah but how many peaces we find would tell how sain faline is)

Quote 1850

* Faline follows the smell of Dear, as dear make a pretty good meal ;)
<Faline> (( dear=deer ))
<Rei`-`-> (ok thats a releafe to see the spelling correction)

Quote 1851

<Salem_> but there can be nice monters
<Simon```> She just looks at you "Nice? What part of the word "monster" do you not understand?"
<Salem_> the mon- part... but even monsters have feelings

Quote 1852

* Rei`-`- continues along the not so marry way
<Faline> (( merry ))
<Faline> (( marry with an a is like, to get married :P ))
<Simon```> (( Rei was right. :p I dont think marrying faline would be fun :) ))
<Faline> (( to have an to hold, in sickness and in health, in sanity and in mass murdering cities.... ))
<Rei`-`-> (for better or death penalty...)

Quote 1853

<Keith`> squoink: the sound a kender makes after being a few animals

Quote 1854

<Marcus_Fenway> Stick a Paladin on the end of a Stick and use him as undead bait

Quote 1855

* Keith` rubs his hands and looks for a game to get his new pc into
* Caltak offers a game called "Instant unavoidable death with no save 2 seconds into the game"
<Keith`> no thanks
<Caltak> Keith`: You shouldn;t judge a book by it's cover. :P Who knows, it could just be a name :)

Quote 1856

* Lev`` continues on towards the castle, taking in the sights as he goes... the odd cobblers roof, the pile of cow dung, the three legged dog with seven toes

Quote 1857

<Scarloc> So we got a bard, a ranger, a sorcerer, and a bimbo?
<Scarloc> Lovely..
<Lev``> that's the gist of it
<Galuf`> damn it i'm a monk gezz!
<Lev``> actually, the bimbo is the sorcereress too
<Alexandretta`> I'm the Sorceress, so does that make Galuf` a Bimbo?

Quote 1858

<Alexandretta`> "I think I should be the party leader"
<Lev``> yeah.. we can open up a burlesque house

Quote 1859

<Pan`DM> when you get about 20 feet from the front door (what a door it is) the frail man you saw in the tavern comes running up to you (isn't he always running?)
<Pan`DM> he quickly comes to you, shaking your hands with absolute lightspeed and starts rattling off something...
<Pan`DM> "thekingneedsyourhelponlyyoucanhelphimyoumustfindthealchemistyoumustyouareouronlyhopeyoumustsavethekingandsavethekingdom!!!"
<Lev``> "Woah, slow dowm... I once knew a lightning mephit who talked that fast. he spontaneously exploded all over Thor."

Quote 1860

<Alexandretta`> Would a 'Methane Elemental' Be a Beliveable Creature?
<Lev``> depends on the phisique of the creature who released it ;)
<Alexandretta`> Taklinn Released it
<Lev``> oh, most definitely then
<Lev``> is that Tak's new familiar?

Quote 1861

<Pan`DM> ((the origin of the metal and workmanship of the sword is completely unknown to you, even those of you advanced in weapon knowledge and metal knowledge))
<Lev``> ((can I change a skill to read Knowledge: DM knowledge ?))

Quote 1862

<Pan`DM> you pass through this room into another room through a smaller set of double doors...in this room you see a large bed in the middle of the room, and lying on it, surrounded by several heavily armored and apparently well trained guards, is the king
* Alexandretta` is amazed how well trianed the guards look...
* Lev`` is amazed at the texture of the sheets

Quote 1863

<Marcus_Fenway> The Room is empty
<Natalia`> no chair in the room?
<Marcus_Fenway> Sorry I ment Empty of life :)
<Marcus_Fenway> I get Enter happy sometimes
<Natalia`> k, thought we might have a mimic on our hands.. or feet, or heads...
<Marcus_Fenway> hey why didn't I think of that...
<Natalia`> eep

Quote 1864

<Natalia`> "Maybe it's magical."
<Urtho> "great all we need now is a full moon"
<Natalia`> "We'll come to this later.. let's see where koby is now."
<Urtho> "weird walls, vampiers, good vampiers *starts at natalia*, and now we might get to meat a were wolf

Quote 1865

<Urtho> "i would suggest not to spoke him"
<Urtho> "suprizing mages can be very deadly"
<Koby`> "Yup. Death big surprise."

Quote 1866

<Natalia`> "I'll go introduce myself... keeping well within the stair well."
<Natalia`> "If he attacks, we go to the next floor and try to ambush him from the other down stairwell."
<Urtho> "just as you promise not to bite him until we get ancers"
* Natalia` gives Urtho a glare that would chill a snowman

Quote 1867

<Natalia`> anything else of note in the room?
<Natalia`> besides the funny portal, the magical discs, the dead halfling, and the chair?

Quote 1868

<Marcus_Fenway> BRB, bathroom... didn't think this fight would be so long...
<Natalia`> hell, I'm a level 4 commoner.. he's a level 7 paladin.. what would you expect???

Quote 1869

<Urtho> wouldnt nimih have to like roll a exotion cheack by now
<Urtho> he should be hela tired :P
<Urtho> web entagle fire arrow bolt weird syco lunitic poking him with stick web entagle ...
<Koby`> hes insane. The insane don't get tired :P
<Marcus_Fenway> Adrenalin the Myrical Drug :)

Quote 1870

<Marcus_Fenway> I used DM Discression and Escaped!
<Urtho> marc thats not playing by the rolls *note to self* KILL MARCUS_FENWAY
<Marcus_Fenway> the DM can make up to 10 Rolls at +20 per Adventure :)

Quote 1871

<Urtho> 1d20+6 for nimih to be a better pin cution
<Orrik> Urtho 1d20+6: << 10 >>
<Urtho> damn
* Natalia` sighs
<Natalia`> quick lesson

Quote 1872

<Marcus_Fenway> Nimih: "No more Talk, your scum shall be eleminated"
<Natalia`> "What, you got a toothbrush?"

Quote 1873

* Urtho starts running for his life only to stop 30 ft away

Quote 1874

<Marcus_Fenway> Nimih Swings at Urtho's head and misses by inches
* Urtho high tales it and runs (agin) for his life

Quote 1875

<Marcus_Fenway> Nimih makes his way out of sight and out of range
<Keith`> oh my god it only took you an hour and a half to get him to run away!

Quote 1876

* Koby` gets his bow back out and tries to shoot Nimih some more
<Natalia`> "Give up Nimih."
<Nimih> "I will not Surrender to the likes of you!"
<Koby`> "You can surrender to one if you want?"

Quote 1877

* Koby` fires another arrow off into the wild blue yonder
* Koby` shoots off yet another arrow
* Koby's arrow hits the broad side of the church
* Koby` shoots the church again, for no discernable reason
* Koby` shoots a tree a few yards away "One hate bows!"
* Koby` shoots the air, clipping the wings off a fly and killing it.
* Koby` shoots the flys brother a la grassy knoll
* Koby` shoots, the arrow sailing off and hits hiimself in the head "One forgot to aim!"

Quote 1878

<Urtho> "damn how do you miss a non moving paliden"
<Koby`> "Easy. One does all time."
<Koby`> "See?" Shoots and misses again
<Marcus_Fenway> Nimih: "No more Talk, your scum shall be eleminated"
<Natalia`> "What, you got a toothbrush?"
<Koby`> "What a toothbrush?"

Quote 1879

<Jeramias> Still think we'll break 2000 by Christmas?
<Alcar> Hope so. Figure we can make it, if ppl try hard enough :)
* Alcar semi-seriously debates exp bonuses for quotes . .
<Alcar> tho if Warner was playing Gel, he'd rack them up too fast :)
<Cervantes``> you should do it like a corporation. once it hits two thousand, announce an experience dividend, then divide it up by % of the quotes owned :)

Quote 1880

<Jeramias> Krysylyn, you find the group because, uh, You were there the whole time ;)

Quote 1881

<Krysylyn> "If you could tell me how many wizards I will be teaching, though, I would appreciate it."
<Jeramias> Sanchez debates letting you teach more than one of them, because he doesn't wanna give up the gold. Ah, just raise taxes.

Quote 1882

<Krysylyn> "the components I need are a pitcher of water, and some shards of crystal."
<Krysylyn> "Nothing fancy, I generally can buy the crystal shards for 1/10 of a copper."
* Vestranda sighs . .could have sucked more coin out of him . .
<Krysylyn> ((heh..... already draining three thousand gold from his coffers :) ))
<Vestranda> (( True. But hes a mayor. Hes gotta get enough in kick backs alone . . ))
<Krysylyn> ((I'm evil, not greedy :) ))
<Vestranda> (( theres a difference?! ))

Quote 1883

* Krysylyn also has a new travelling companion... a miniature dragon, the size of a large cat.
* Vestranda looks at the dragon, ignoring the barbarian instinct that says "Its a dragon, kill it!" and the barbarian's inner munchkin that says "How nmuch exp is it worth?" and says "Nice dragon."

Quote 1884

<Jeramias> If you get those mixed up, I'll kill you
* Jeramias is completly partly serrious
<Vestranda> ok so . . Normal axe, but +3 to daage. Well balanced too, so +1 to hit. If you get those mixed up, I'll kill you
<Vestranda> is that like a cursed item then? :)
<Jeramias> maybe I should just say +2 to hit and damage... :)
* Vestranda likes the +1/+3 better :)
<Jeramias> So you agree that you will die if you get the modifieres mixed up then?
<Vestranda> yup
<Jeramias> k. I'll put it in my notes then :)

Quote 1885

* `Annie` jumps out and plets the pc with marshmellows- and poofs in a cloud of glitter
<`Annie`> there something happend
* Krysylyn wishes they had hot chocolate
<Jeramias> Ok, how do the PCs react to being hit by marshmellows?
* Gestris wishes he had something strong to drink

Quote 1886

<Jeramias> Ok, you can all see it enough to tell what it is. A single ogre dressed like a bandit
* Krysylyn would like to see a single ogre dressed likke the tooth fairy

Quote 1887

<Jeramias> About 50 feet away there is a giant foot. The body that belongs to it would have to be about 60' tall :)
* Krysylyn is moving away from it as quickly as possible before it starts singing
<Jeramias> It continues walking twords you, and then whatever it is stands right above you and stops.
<Jeramias> Its giant purple belly blocks out the sun
<Krysylyn> ((actually it's belly is green))
<Jeramias> (<( you would know :) )>)

Quote 1888

<Vestranda> "What IS that Krysylyn?!"
<Krysylyn> "It's... well... the single most vile creature in existance. It has the power to alter the minds of those in it's presence, especially young children."
<Vestranda> "Thats evil! We should destroy it!"
<Krysylyn> "It can reach out over entire continents, even worlds, from it's home plane. coming directly into the homes of chidren."
<Krysylyn> "Once it begins to sing, there is no hope."
<Krysylyn> ((this is too much fun :) ))

Quote 1889

<Gestris> "This is madness! What the hell is it doing here!?"
<Krysylyn> "I don't know... there must be a planer rift somewhere nearby."
<Krysylyn> "I think the only way to defeat it is to lure it into the elemental plane of Vacuum, where it's madenning song can never be heard."

Quote 1890

<Gestris> ((i should get going soon too. maybe we should stop. I mean, weird magical air after a run in with Barney? Things ARE getting a bit hardcore, here))
<Jeramias> Ges is thinking its hardcore? He aint seen nothing yet *evil grin*

Quote 1891

<`Anne`> well i have a gut feeling we are here to help- or i just had a burrito for lunch

Quote 1892

<Sintaqx> "The blue x's are individual cells."
<Sintaqx> "Yellow arrows are the initial attacks"
<Sintaqx> "Orange arrows are the second attacks."
<Sintaqx> "Red X's are military targets."
<Hesstra> (_( Sharra, you go long... Amandis, Mharrak, Cover me. Alright break..... Blue 42, Blue 42... Hut Hut Hut!... )_)

Quote 1893

<Sintaqx> ((you wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a way for 0 lvl players to have an important role in a major battle :) ))
<Sintaqx> ((let alone having the players do it without the help of an NPC))

Quote 1894

<Sintaqx> the spider approaches Hesstra and Mharrak
* Hesstra tries to reason with the spider
* Hesstra offers Mharrak as a meal if it spares her

Quote 1895

* Mharrak shakes the spear at it, making loud noises and poking at it
<Sintaqx> ((good god.... we have an idiot dwarf :P))
<Hesstra> (_( Are there any other kinds? )_)

Quote 1896

* IkeDM gets into DM mode...
<IkeDM> Oh wait.. I don't have to.. I'm cruel and inhumane already..

Quote 1897

<IkeDM`> So do some PC like things while I conjure up cruel and unusual means of destroying your PCs courage..

Quote 1898

<Christof```> (( anyway as I was saying I think someone made a Leomund's secure shelter or something ))
* Christof``` notes a coffin isnt standard equipment for a Leomund's secure shelter..*sigh*

Quote 1899

* Bernstein` coughs
* Christof``` looks at Bernstein`. "Problem?"
<Angelica_Moonblade> "The buckles.. I just need someone to tighten them. With the steel surrounding me, i cant bend properly to reach them."
<Bernstein`> "Ah. The air reeks of your kind."
<Angelica_Moonblade> "Yes, the air does reek of males."
* Angelica_Moonblade sniffs
<Angelica_Moonblade> "You all need to bathe."
<Bernstein`> "I meant undead" coldly

Quote 1900

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim blinks as he already has his tactics planned... find enemy and kill it