Quotes 1701 to 1800

Quote 1701

<Pan`Ku> my fighter/thieves have a distinct attack....I give them the tumbling proficiency then I charge my opponent, slide, and wrap my legs around their ankles and throw them onto the ground, face first
<Pan`Ku> sure, there's a chance for failure...but at least it's a dex check/str check instead of an attack roll

Quote 1702

<Pan`Ku> I did a game once...
<Pan`Ku> the pc's witnessed a blue dragon get abducted by aliens
<Pan`Ku> after that, they were just scared for the entire game

Quote 1703

<Pan`Ku> the dumbest thing I've ever seen happen in a game...

Quote 1704

<Pan`Ku> a group was exploring the underdark...
<Pan`Ku> got attacked
<Pan`Ku> and the ever brilliant dwarf used his gauntlets of earthquake

Quote 1705

* Ike doesn't want to mention the stupidest thing he's seen in a game..
<Ike> Ok.. I'll say it anyway...
<Ike> "You're walking down the road, minding your own business." "Uh huh?" "You see a woman being attacked by some thugs." "Yeah. I just walk on by. It's not my concern." "O...k... She looks rich." "I don't want money." "Ok. Fine. You walk on by, and eventually see a group of kids being slaughtered by some goblins." "I just walk on by." "O...k... After several hours of walking, a Great Wyrm Red Dragon lands before you and stares into your eyes."
<Ike> "His hot breath makes you feel uncomfortable." "I attack him." "You're level 1." "Yeah, but I got +4 to hit." "Ok... Fine. Roll init."
<Ike> "I got a 10." "Lovely. I got an 18." "But my init bonus is +5." "So you got 15?" "Yeah." "I stil go first."

Quote 1706

<Ike> * rolls a d20 * "The dragon stares you down contently." "Is it my turn?" "Yeah. What the hell. Go." "I punch him." * rolls a d20 * "I got a 17. Plus 4, that gives me 21. That has to hit." "No. Not even close."
<Pan`Ku> ((He *punched* the dragon?))
<Ike> "Fuck it. I'm not even going to bother rolling this one. Assuming I got all 1s, it'd still roast your sorry ass."
<Ike> "So, I'm dead?" "Bingo." "Cool. Can I play my orc barbarian now?" "Sure. The games only been on for 5 minutes. Might as well."
<Ike> "Cool. So my orc comes to town and is looking for the dragon that killed his best friend..."

Quote 1707

<Ike> "You awake in the middle of the night and peer out your window to see a thick fog." "I go back to sleep." "Ok. You are awoken by a loud screeching noise from outside." "I close the window and go back to sleep."
<Ike> "Ok. You hear the door to your room open."
<Ike> "No I don't. I'm asleep."

Quote 1708

<Pan`Ku> we had a guy role play a dealer!
<Pan`Ku> a medieval dealer!
<Pan`Ku> he's the only character with a steady income!
<Pan`Ku> even if he never adventured, he always had money!
<Pan`Ku> I mean before he attacked someone, he asked if they wanted to buy something

Quote 1709

<WarnerDM> (now if you don't mind I'd like to start the game before its over)

Quote 1710

<WarnerDM> (Did Julie say anything about not coming back?)
<Reawen> (( no ))
<WarnerDM> ((Sigh, this game is experancing tecnical difficulties :P)
<Sten`> (tecnical trubles? this is nothing, i'm tecnicly sain!)
<Sten`> (now thats a tecnicality!)

Quote 1711

* Nimih`^ sighs and looks around
<Nimih`^> "I hope they come out ok..."
<Koby`> "I hope they come out ok..." <---- Fearless Leader speaks :)

Quote 1712

<Nimih`^> "I hope they come out ok..."
<Nimih`^> "The ladder won't hold our wieght, besides, I think someone's down there..
<Marcus_Fenway> yeah he is soooo fearless :)
<Marcus_Fenway> Of course some one is down there!
<Marcus_Fenway> in fact 2 people are down there :)
<Natalia``> hehe.. the commoner and the kobald are in the hole.. while the mage and the paladin are sitting up at the top wondering if the others are alright :P

Quote 1713

* Natalia`` thinks orrik rolls for comedy

Quote 1714

<Nimih`^> "Well, if someone wanted something locked, we shouldn't invade their privacy.."
* Koby` gives Nimih a disbelieving look
<Koby`> 'one confused . . so if dragon put lock of treausre, you no take it?"
* Urtho mumbles *cough* *stupid palidin* *cough*
<Nimih`^> "No.. I mean, I have no reason to take someone else's stuff unless more lives depended on it than that one person, but if that one person had such importance that it would destroy many lives I would leave it but then I would be force dto take it and then I'd have to leave it and then-- I have a headache... do what you wish.."

Quote 1715

<Marcus_Fenway> "I have a headache... do what you wish.."<-- Some Paladin :)
<Nimih`^> I do have a headache!
<Nimih`^> just thinking about it

Quote 1716

* Natalia`` wonders why the commoner ends up leading 85% of the time

Quote 1717

<Nimih`^> "Snoring huh.. maybe we shouldn't wake whoever's in there... I once heard a story of a giant sleeping, tiny people woke him up and died..."
<Koby`> "how giant fit in door?"
<Nimih`^> "Maybe they build around him and he's been sleeping for centurys.."
<Koby`> "Then he no wake?"
<Nimih`^> "Maybe the presence of people can wake him.. how many people would be down here?"
<Marcus_Fenway> (_( its the feeding door for a Tarrasque :P )_)
<Nimih`^> "They tied him down and put him to sleep after they built around him..."
* Natalia`` fixes Nimih`^ and Urtho with a dark stare... "Your hypothetical discussion is not helping at all."

Quote 1718

<Marcus_Fenway> Koby Roll a Horror Check :)
<Nimih`^> "IT has no face! It's all blood and eyes and muscle and eeeek!"
<Natalia``> Koby finds a sex-deprived medusa under the covers......
<Nimih`^> that would scare the living shit outa me
<Marcus_Fenway> Koby finds a sex deprived Ogre male.. its really desperate
<Natalia``> now if it was a sex-deprived transvestite ogre with an S&M fetish and a particular love of long, thin wooden objects......

Quote 1719

<Urtho> do you gys think the movie is going to be good
<Marcus_Fenway> at this point I really don't care... its really a Requierment for anyone who playes the game to see it at least once...

Quote 1720

<Salem_> thats what i get being honest to a guy..
<Salem_> dam my past
<Simon```> (( heheh. Well, you defnitely shocked him :) ))
<Salem_> ((well 1# rule of dating- be honest and get every thing in the open))
<Simon```> Tho I think you can supspend rules 2 - infintity when trying to go out with an immortal shapesnhifter people call the Reaper :)

Quote 1721

<Jeramias> Ok, when we last left our hero's they were, uh, when we skip into the future, we find them waking up :)

Quote 1722

<Zero-Strata> Well you don't seem to be preparing to jump me.
* Gestris blinks
<Gestris> "Not the best pick up line i've ever heard... he must be from the Gaty school of mating."

Quote 1723

<Gestris> -20... hmm... let me consult the rules. see if I'm still standing.
* Gestris eyes roll up in the back of his head, smiling, as he collapses to the ground
<Jeramias> Ges, unless you are the Tarresque, you're quite dead. However, that last blow made you remember that you ARE the tarresque, and were polymorphed :P

Quote 1724

<Scarloc> (( The ONLY reason my PC survived an encounter with Ves was because they wanted to castrate me BEFORE killing me.. And I managed to talk them out of it.. Sorta. ))

Quote 1725

* Vestranda oocly considers this highly disturbing EVERY pc sp far thats tried to join the party hasd died . .

Quote 1726

* Arc`` 's spirit wonders if this is the one time Ehlona WILL come and help...
<Scarloc> (( Arc: Not likely he'll heal you, since the barbarian freak chick hacked you to pieces... ))
<Arc``> ((possible....course we have a dm... *stares* ))
<Scarloc> (( Would YOU heal yourself after seeing how pissed Vest was? ))
<Arc``> ((yes.. shes gone ;))
<Arc``> ((Plus I never caught her name, lol))

Quote 1727

<Vestranda> "I was busy hacking him into pite sized pieces to make him more digestable for the local animals." . .Says the environmentally friendly barbarian
<Scarloc> (( Yeah, then you destroyed a few trees.. Hypocrit. ))

Quote 1728

<IkeDM> DM to Altara`: "So you wanna go up to MY room? Heh heh.. I'll give you bonus XP..."
<Altara`> (Enough to level twice ?)
<Mielys_Darkheart> ((HAHAHA, she's considering it! *falls over laughing*))
<IkeDM> (( You can have a pet Tarrasque too... >:) ))

Quote 1729

<IkeDM> The man falls to the ground and starts screaming obsenities.
<Sparkie> "Can I burn him" in best child-voice . .
* Sparkie tries to give "bambi-eyes"
<IkeDM> "You can have a piece of him if you want Sparkie.."
* Sparkie zips over and turns his but bright red -- just like mom did, only moms smack never left 3rd degree burns :)
<IkeDM> (( You don't have my mom.. She spanked me with an iron skillet once... She used the same one she had just cooked dinner with... :P ))

Quote 1730

<IkeDM> Ok. Everyone is now at Mielys_Darkheart's table... For reasons I can't figure out.. Bunch of suicidal lunatics.. Urhm.. Oh.. What was I rambling on about?

Quote 1731

<IkeDM> Oh well. A various assortment of exoticly dresses women enter the bar, and one patron makes it a point to tell them all that it is ladies night, and that their drinks are free.
<IkeDM> The bartender sighs and grumbles as he knows his business is about to go broke. :)
<IkeDM> (( It's 4am. What do you want from me? Sanity? ))

Quote 1732

<Jeremy```> (( what do you think I'm trying to do??? ;P ))
<IkeDM> (( Get her drunk and take advantage of her? ))
<Jeremy```> (( wel, half right ))
<IkeDM> (( No.. Wait.. That was my plan... Damnit.. ))
* IkeDM hits himself.
* IkeDM gives himself a nasty black eye
<IkeDM> (( Good thing I didn't roll a crit.. I could be outcold right now.. ))

Quote 1733

* Jeremy``` (( just knows the cookie rain is next ))

Quote 1734

<Mielys_Darkheart> ((an elf, a dwarf, and an ogre walk into the bar...the bartender looks up and asks..."Is this a joke?"))

Quote 1735

<IkeDM> Guys. Khal`Zak is new to RPGs. Everyone give him a nice round of applause, a little bit of patience, and oh yeah.. If he screws up, don't be afraid to kill him.
<IkeDM> Oops.. Did I say THAT?

Quote 1736

<Mielys_Darkheart> "I'm in sort of..a ..bind, so to say....I've been cursed by a certain archmagi...one who is referred to as Bambi <insert histerical laughter here (it was the DM's pick for a name!)>...and in order to break the curse, I'm forced to dispose of her..."
<IkeDM> I had to do it.. A great wyrm black dragon cursed by Bambi, the archmagi... :)
<Mielys_Darkheart> ((Gee DM, let's not give everything away!!))
<Mielys_Darkheart> ((yes, yes..I'm been cursed by a babbling baffoon of an aerobics instructor with silicon for brains (among other body parts)))

Quote 1737

<IkeDM> Sparkie feels like sitting down with the others and entertaining them...
* Sparkie casts colour spray on himself and gives the place a Disco theme :)

Quote 1738

<Mielys_Darkheart> "we must seek out the archmagi Bambi (gee, I feel stupid saying this)...one of the fiercest magic-users this side of the world"
<Jeremy```> (( awwww we have to kill Bambi? can;t we just kill Bambi's mother with a shotgun instead? ))

Quote 1739

<Sparkie> "Can I burn someone? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Sparkie wanna burn someone!"
<Sparkie> < -- fire elemental going through teen angst :)
<Mielys_Darkheart> "Sparkie....ye can burn the Archmagi Bambi if you like"

Quote 1740

<Mielys_Darkheart> "women seem to always speak of silly things when their ale has gotten the better of them"
<Altara`> and men who lack courage try and enlist otheres to assassinate women

Quote 1741

<Baliadoc> i'm not a munchy! i just allocate abilities with maximum efficiency.

Quote 1742

<Darkomen> BTW for the sake of this game your all poor and in need of cash
<Darkomen> Gel the merchant ,,, never.... I know I know
<VVarner> Gel is constently in need of cash. why do you think he is the merchant? :)

Quote 1743

<Darkomen> (K gimme some actions)
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim scratches his ass

Quote 1744

<Darkomen> Gel, you think you might be able to find a buyer inside of the building, for the wagon.
* Gelhalee wastes no time and trys to find some one to sell the broken wagon to, "Prevous owner was a little old lady from pacidena"

Quote 1745

* Tokan just looks around, and introduces himself "Me am Tokan. You no Tokan? We friends!"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Me am Tak, Tak Kill things"
<Drake``> "I speak in more than one syllable words. Will I be a problem?"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Syl-a-ble?"
<Darkomen> (( lol, only for the other players ))
* Gelhalee says, "I am Gel, and unlike my friends I know how to use personal pronouns" :)

Quote 1746

<Darkomen> The bell sounds lightly and a moment later, a cloud of bluish fog appears behind the counter.
* Gelhalee coughs in the midst of a bluish fog "Go easy on the refried beans" *Hack*

Quote 1747

<Gelhalee> A wind blows thru Gels robe making it flap dramaticly and animi-like while standing perfectly still and apearing resolute.
<Gelhalee> ((standing still like that looks cool and saves tons on animation :)

Quote 1748

<Darkomen> "My showroom is upon request, ask to see something and I shall show you. It's the best lock money can buy against thieves. Only display your wares when asked for."
* Gelhalee takes his hat off, reaches inside and pulls out a large soft bound book that looks well worn. "I'd like to see any of these" he says as he slaps his back order book on the counter :)
* Drake`` sighs
<Drake``> "Oh... we'll be here for a while, it seems."

Quote 1749

<Gelhalee> ((negotiate societe. your a non guild member magic shop owner. Gel has to form some relationship with you or force you outa business :)
<Darkomen> (( lol, that would be interesting))
<Gelhalee> ((he's like microsoft that way :)
<Darkomen> (( until the government got him"
<Gelhalee> ((hehe yeah, he's already horified by the taxes here :)

Quote 1750

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( I am finally Killing something... too bad its Drake`` )_)
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( I punched his leg )_)

Quote 1751

* Gelhalee mutters to himself. I've delt with Mindflayers, Otyughs, A city of undead, tribe of canibals, even rampaging armys. Id rather take them all on again then go up the government.

Quote 1752

* Gelhalee folds his arms and pouts rather childishly. Which some how looks cute on his elvin features. A fact he would probably not like to know :)

Quote 1753

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim walks over to Tokan and shows him the Magazine entitled "Barmaid Monthly's" centerfolding page
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "This t`Elana, she like Dwarves and Whips"
<Darkomen> The minotaur tries to crane his neck and get a better look at the magazine.
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim turns the pages in the Magazine to the section entitled 'Inter-Racial Hardcore'
<Tokan> Tak finds its filled with just elves :)

Quote 1754

* Gelhalee looks at the ceiling "Why can't I ever just run my shop? Why do I always end up going on these crazy adventures?"
* Gelhalee folds his arms and pouts

Quote 1755

<Ike> (( Can I be an odd elf? :) ))
<Gelhalee> ((the role of odd elf is already filled. :)
<Ike> (( Oh... Can I be the worthless human? ))
<Tokan> (( The Dm filled that Ike . . oops ))
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( We Don't have any Stupid Dwarves you can be one of them. )_)
<Ike> (( I thought you were in the game... ))
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( I am a Smart Dwarf )_)
<Gelhalee> ((let him play the odd elf before he thinks of being a normal kender :)

Quote 1756

<Darkomen> "The streets run rampant with rogues and thugs, tis not a safe place in the city of late."
* Gelhalee looks at the street looking for rampant rogues and thugs to sell the cart too
<Darkomen> You see a shadowy figure moving around a building off to your right. Gel.
* Gelhalee moves to the shadowy figure making a grand noisy enterance, "Friend! We can't have you skuling about like that on a night like this"
<Darkomen> As you approach the shadowy figure, turns into a more defined figure of a large unihorned demon, looking in the opposite direction.
<Gelhalee> "Here, let me interest you in a slightly used wagon. 4 wheels, great mileage. I can just see the two of you together now. You'll be the talk of the town."

Quote 1757

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim looks to Gelhalee (Who I guess is the leader of our Group) as if wondering if he should kill this rude deamon person
<Gelhalee> "Ah I see. Well your friends will certainly find the back comfy. And just think of the virgins and unholy sacrifices you could cart off with out straining your back"
<Darkomen> He looks at your, his eyes flash red, large leathery wings stretch out and drool spews forth from his mouth. "I said move along."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "You buy Waggon!"
<Gelhalee> "P-p-pardon my associate, he's new to this salesmanship thing. a little over enthusiasic"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "You buy Wagon or I hurt you"
* Gelhalee gives Taklinn_Rumnaheim a stern look
<Darkomen> The demon looks down at Taklinn and then to Gel. "Is he serious?"

Quote 1758

* Gelhalee hisses, "Don't threaton the customers!"
<Gelhalee> "You have any idea what that will do to my repeat business"
<Darkomen> "You'll never sell anything with an associate like that hanging around."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Buy Wagon Now!"
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim shakes his Axe
<Gelhalee> "My apologys" he says trying to hold taklinn back. "Perhaps if I offered you a... *gulp* discount?"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "No Discount he buy Wagon!"

Quote 1759

<Tokan> (( Wow, so Tak is sort of Gilligan to Gelhalee's skipper . .. or Yol Tura to Garon . ))
* Gelhalee hits tak with his hat :)

Quote 1760

<Gelhalee> ((demons I can do business with. Roalty is another matter. They like to "forget" promisses and debts.))

Quote 1761

<Dark0men> Your axe cuts into him deeply and he roars mightily, green blood oozes all over your axe.
* Tokan looks at ther Demon Tak hit then at Gel "Demon no buy cart now?"
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim draws his axe back (flinging some of that blood behind him)
* Tokan gets his club out "Tak need help?"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Tak Making Sale."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> --> Demon "You Buy Wagon!"
<Tokan> "Oh."
<Tokan> "he sign in blood?"
<Pan`Ku> ((now that's what I call a pushy salesman))

Quote 1762

<Tokan> "You no walk from sale! Bad demon! Cart good!"
* Tokan slams it in the side with his BIG club
<Gelhalee> ((remind me never to take tokan to any sales conventions))

Quote 1763

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( I hope you guys Realise if you don't join in the fight Tak is likely to attack you if he survives :P )_)
<Tokan> (( What fight? We're selling the demon a cart here! ))

Quote 1764

<Darkomen> Drake you go
* Drake`` kicks a stone that's been looking particularly bothersome to him the last couple of minutes

Quote 1765

* Gelhalee casts Otiluke's Resilient Sphere on tak hoping to put an end to this
* Gelhalee yells Taklinn_Rumnaheim return and puts him in a pokeball :)
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Argh!

Quote 1766

<Darkomen> The other moves on Gel, "Your friend shall be the death of you."
<Gelhalee> ((I've moved to stay OUT of melee. what is it hiting me with?)
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( he is like Wolverine he has Retractible Adamantium Claws :P )_)
<Darkomen> It seems to have seen you as someone protected the one it wants to kill
<Tokan> A demon that discriminates against elves in bathrobes? Whaty perverted level of the abyss is THIS one from?!
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> (_( the 376th Level )_)

Quote 1767

<Caltak> (( if Gel moves faster he can just keep going down the road to stay out of range ))
<Darkomen> ( it out moves Gel, mv 24))
<Gelhalee> (I can cast teleport with a word. movment isn't the only issue)
<Darkomen> (( I'm assuming, unless there's something I don't know))
* Gelhalee calls Gores lawyers to save him with a recount :)

Quote 1768

<Ike> What religion are you?
<Sintaqx> He belongs to the Cult of Insane Roleplayers and the Fire Elementals who despise everyone
<Alcar> agnostic
* Ike is athiest.
* Pan`Ku is Christian
<Ike> Wow!
<Ike> We should get us a Jew, and move into an apartment, and start our own sitcom.

Quote 1769

<Pan`Ku> holy crap
* ** Pan`Ku Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Sintaqx> there's a quote for sparkie
<Sintaqx> you can't ask for better timing

Quote 1770

<Sintaqx> necromancer/lich w/ a dracolich mount and 3 skeleton storm giants leading 300 human and ogre and orc skeletons each
<Sintaqx> think of the exp
<Sintaqx> wait.. screw the exp, think of the quotes!

Quote 1771

<Ike> Simple rule for my SR games.. If you have it, so do the NPCs.. And they are better with it.

Quote 1772

<Simon```> everyone else (I think) is currently in the mountain with the corpses of two hounds
<Simon```> rp - one sec, pizzas heres
<Rei`-> (gezz nice of a pizza delivory guy to show up on the side of a mountain..)
<Simon```> The pizza delivery peerson looks at Yuki, Rei and Faline and runs away "Green turtles in sewers I can stand, but this is nuts!"
* Faline eats the pizza deilvery dude j/k

Quote 1773

<Simon```> The tree dies.
<Yuki-Takuri> (( Exp? ))
<Rei`-> (munchken alert)
<Faline> (( yeah thats the munchkin way! start a forrest fire! ;P ))

Quote 1774

* Simon``` pauses, then says softly "You really think we'll get out? I mean, ever since all thsi stuff happened, our lives have been nuts."
<Kara```> "I beleive that we eventually will."
<Simon```> "I hope so . .its getting . .I dunno . . tiring."
<Kara```> "Then why don't you let us out, damnit?! I mean, you ARE the DM!" ;)
<Kara```> It's amazing what True Sight reveals ;)
<Simon```> not the DM :p
<Kara```> Sure, it works for that too "*** Alcar is now known as Simon```"

Quote 1775

* Rei`-` sighs and mutters some thing about disfunctanal families and wonders how he ended up in the middle of this mess
<Rei`-`> "remind me to get a degry so i can be a cuples tharipest"

Quote 1776

<Rei`-`> "whats your name boy?"
<Simon```> He looks at Rei then smiles and says "George. My name is George."
<Yuki-Takuri> "George what?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "George Bush?"
<Simon```> "junior."
<Jane`^> (( You guys are talking to George bush? ))
<Simon```> "George junior." His smile looks even strranger
<Jane`^> (( If this is George bush, I hate to see Al Gore... ))
<Simon```> (( its NOT george bush :p ))
<Jane`^> (( Course, Al Gore would probably call for a hand re-roll and start crying.. ))

Quote 1777

* Rei`-` looks at the prisoner
* Faline looks at Rei and tells him something in cat
<Cecil`^> (( I wonder if they realize that I'm a dragon and I know Catteze.. maybe this guy know's Catteze, but that's just me.. you know? ))

Quote 1778

* Rei`-` looks about expecting the trap to close
<Simon```> Nothing happens. but it does so ominously.
<Simon```> Nothing leaves for a bit to accept its Academy Award for good mood setting and comes back

Quote 1779

<Rei`-`> "hay cecil as near as i can figur it, this ones one of your little ones"
<Rei`-`> "he even smells like you"
<Rei`-`> "you don't rember fighting with an ex lover do you?"

Quote 1780

<Cecil`^> "A wall... I'm drawing a blank here... do tell..."
<Simon```> The man's sneer vanishes, replaced by a look almost like pity "Oh . . . "
<Simon```> Man: "FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
<Cecil`^> "I still got the blank... care to explain?"
<Simon```> The man shakes his head, angrily "No, damn you! After all this time! Liar! Hypocrite!"
<Cecil`^> "Hmmm... someone died..."
<Cecil`^> "Can I use a life line?"

Quote 1781

<Cecil`^> and he is talking about _____ ?
<Simon```> __________ ?
<Cecil`^> This is where you fill in the blanks

Quote 1782

<JohnnySteel> (does the one I'm attacking still look healthy? do use the term lightly?)
<Simon```> is undead, surrounded in fire and made form a dead dog. Would YOU look healthy?
<JohnnySteel> (i know, but does it look like it's still going? is 36 damage like nothing to it?)
<Faline> (( I think its dead, Jim ))
<Yuki-Takuri> (( I'm a doctor not a veteranarian! ))
<Sin{Away}> ((I dunno, healthy is a relative term.. though in this case he should be asking how many gouges it has and how willing to attack it is.....))
<Faline> (( Damn it Jim, I'm a Tiger not a doctor! ))
<Sin{Away}> ((damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a taxidermist!))

Quote 1783

<Sin{Away}> ((summoning II, in theory, should be able to summon an entire rock band... since it's more or less based on intelligence))

Quote 1784

* JohnnySteel is actually a mess of circuitry and electricity :)
<JohnnySteel> "Urgh... Damn... you all are stronger than I thought. Heh... my government thanks me for my dutiful service..."
<JohnnySteel> "Well... it was... interesting. Oh, the presidents calling. He has one last thing to say."
<Cecil`^> "Where's your off switch?"
<JohnnySteel> "Hasta La Vista... scumbags."
<Sin{Away}> (("and can you just apply it to your mouth?"))

Quote 1785

<Cecil`^> "Hmmm... You know.. Robots do Usually have self destruct things in the movies..."
<Cecil`^> "But really, where's your off switch.."
<JohnnySteel> "Self Destruct in 3... 2... 1... Goodnight."
* JohnnySteel erupts in a cacophonous array of light and pure destruction
<Faline> (( but the JohnnySteel's Microsoft OS has a critical error and self destruct doesnt function :P ))

Quote 1786

<Keith`> we realy need to fix falines insanity
<Caltak> I was just talking about that before
<Keith`> hmm Rei is serusly thinking of taking her to a nut house or some thing....
<Caltak> oh thats a good idea *sarcastically* you do realize what shed do to the people there dont you? :P
<Keith`> well as soon as he can get her off the mountan side he is going to get her help of some sort...

Quote 1787

<Chaos`^> You can abuse NPC's as much as you want, that's just like abusing yourself
<Caltak> well, all of us are getting abused, one way or another, so dont pity yourself too much :)
<Chaos`^> I'm the only pc that doesn't abuse himself, and it turns otu the DM abuses him!
<Alcar> and the moral of this story is?
<Chaos`^> Don't let the DM Abuse you!

Quote 1788

<Chaos`^> I don't have a pc anymore, I have an NPC Driven by a player that's confused!

Quote 1789

<Chaos`^> You know what this means?
<Chaos`^> George had to die before he was a saint
<Chaos`^> I'm undead!
<Chaos`^> Alcar! I don't want an Undead PC!
<Caltak> naw, they just THOUGHT you were dead :P

Quote 1790

<Caltak> arent all dms innately evil?
<Chaos`^> I'm not evil!
<Caltak> well, the good dms are all evil anyway :) to some extent
<Caltak> Chaos`^: sure you're evil you jsut dont realize it yet

Quote 1791

<Caltak> and if that runs out it becomes time to either run like hell or get all Wolverine on their ass ;P
<Ike> 30 for the clips, and 3,600 for the ammo.
<Caltak> or get behing Alcar's character :) hehe
<Alcar> not likely ;)
<Caltak> well rather, move so alcar's character is between me and whoever is trying to kill me :)
<Alcar> How can you get between me and me tho?
<Caltak> well thats simple see, its just a matter of using claws to...well, nevermind ;)

Quote 1792

* Alcar considers multiple personalities . .
<Ike> Alcar: That is a SEVERE flaw... Good for getting better edges. ;)
<Alcar> whos talking flaws? I'm talking rp :)
<Caltak> hmmm Faline is SR....naw too insane
<Baliadoc> i think there's probably a limit to how insane you can be, Cal ;)
<Baliadoc> it's unfair to get infinite points :)

Quote 1793

<Ike> Gimme your race, first...
* Baliadoc Doppleganger. Putting all my points into Omnipotence.
<Ike> Urhm...
<Baliadoc> fuck reality over, then change my identity :)
<Ike> Ok. Let me rephrase that. Human, Dwarf, Elf, Ork, or Troll?
<Baliadoc> oh. when you put it like that... hm... Dwarf?

Quote 1794

<TapionGM> "You ever been on a run?"
<Bob``> (( "You know thats a good question. Do you mind if I use d a life line? *Ring* "Hello, Gm, This is Regis. Alcar here wants to ask a question. Has Bob a) been on a run b) not been on one c) tried one or d) all of the above?" ))
<TapionGM> (( I'm going to have to say... b... and that's my final answer. ))

Quote 1795

<TapionGM> "And Josh. Don't frag this one up. You're working for the big boys now."
<Silverclaw```> "Hey, you know me."
<TapionGM> The trid goes black without a response.

Quote 1796

* Charin gets some coffee then asks casually, after givng you some "Ever played strip poker?"
<Tara-Arrquette> sorry but thats not a game I play
<Charin> "Pity" grins lewidly
* Charin gets his planner out and crosses that one off, the drinks more coffee
<jane`---DM> jane restains from cutting off the oxagen to charin's cabin

Quote 1797

<Charin> (( I did say this PC isn;'t a nice person :) ))
<Tara-Arrquette> (male chauvenistic prick is more a word I'd use)
<Charin> (( Yup,. Clinton was a good model :) ))
<jane`---DM> (LOL)
<Charin> (( he seriously was. First version of the pc had "compassion" . .that died after less that 5 minutes of rp :) ))

Quote 1798

<Keith`> oh i forgot to give AP out...
<Keith`> 2 ap for mannage not to kill each other while hyped up on coffie
<Keith`> ok so its closer to Supermans cup of coffie but still

Quote 1799

<Chaos`^> I got an hour to blow.. wanna do a quick one?
* Sintaqx ponders posting in the channel.... "Chaos just propositioned me for a quickie!"
* Chaos`^ ponders kicking the shit out of sintaqx if he does that

Quote 1800

<Chaos`^> alright, you're all alone... dun dun... You see the map on the table-- Dun dun! --You see teh table; Duh da! You see blackness about you, dada!
* Sintaqx wonders what chaos is on, and where he can get some, and how much the street value is