Quotes 1401 to 1500

Quote 1401

<Salem_> "baal...has like a 100 cars in some bat cave"
* Salem_ grins like shes feeding tweety bird to selvester the cat
<Vaj> "What kind of cars?"
* Salem_ rattles off various names of expensive and *very* fast cars...and there is a hummer too
* Vaj pays particular attention to the austin Martins and the 66 mustang 2+2 ;)
<Salem_> anyways, before you go wild on baal's prive collection of cars...what do you have in mind?"
* Vaj sighs wistfully
<Vaj> "It's sacralige to crash those cars....."
<Salem_> "oh... they are shrines or something?"
<Vaj> "More or less."

Quote 1402

<Vaj> "Always been too busy stealing and crashing cars to watch them do it in movies."

Quote 1403

* Vaj opens the suicide doors and gestures grandlly for Salem to get in the passenger side
* Salem_ wonders why they are call "suicide doors" and gets in
<Salem_> "i think i needa helmet"
* Vaj grins
* Vaj straps Salem_ into the 5 point harness that serves as a seat belt

Quote 1404

<Tisrook> you know though, there has to be some good reason that I have this bow :)
<Delta_Mu> family heirloom? :)
<Tisrook> maybe :)
<Tisrook> but I was thinking more along the lines of the arrows being dimond tipped ;)
<Delta_Mu> you just want to kill Bali, don't you? :p

Quote 1405

<Tisrook> "So, are you going to be the main NPC for this campeign, or what?" ;) j/k

Quote 1406

<Sintaqx> you won
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Oh yeah :)
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> whooohooo!
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim seeks Medical Atention
<Sintaqx> you now must rest for a month to recover :P

Quote 1407

<Warner> going to add a command to let players respond saying they arnt part of this fight to.
<Warner> lota times players don't need init because they're hiding under a table, lost in the woods, or busy falling off a cliff

Quote 1408

<Warner> all the really important NPCs are killed the first day when the parties kender mistakes a stack of wands for wood kindling :)

Quote 1409

<Warner> you know, I have always found it curious how people will agonize over the meaning of life. Havn't they ever heard of dictionaries? You can find the meanings of lots of words in those. :)

Quote 1410

<Jeramias> lol. Naw :) Not if you are a polytheist like me. Now I worship the gods I create
<Jeramias> I suppose that I didn't tell you guys, but I ran into Nythara at school the other day, and she made me a part god because I created them.

Quote 1411

<Jeramias> Shouldn't you be off playing real life ad&d? Wow, I just realized the irony of that :)

Quote 1412

* Baliadoc likes games like "Beat up the ugly kid," and "Trap your friend in a well." Those good ole fashioned, outdoor games

Quote 1413

* Stone`` gets a tusk knocked out, and just grins at the man
<Leihonna> ((no brain, no pain))
<Stone``> ((how'd you know my motto?))
<Leihonna> ((not too hard to guess))
<Leihonna> ((it's the orcish theme song))

Quote 1414

* Leihonna thinks the bot is confused... the high rolls are supposed to happen w/ the +'s not the -'s

Quote 1415

* Stone`` attempts to finish the man off, and hopes that it will be easy
* Stone`` will even go so far as to put a foot on his chest and use his head as a golf ball, if the DM is going to make it hard :)
* Stone`` AND i will refer to my caddy before making the shot
<Leihonna> ((pitching wedge))
* Stone`` will ALSO review any and all tapes of all previous grand slam tournaments, to make sure he technique and form are correct
<Leihonna> ((legs a bit wider.. there you go.))

Quote 1416

<Simon```> Cecil - what exactly are you doing? Making pamphlets, chanting in the streets the dragons are coming, waylaying people in dark alleys to hypnotise them?
<Cecil`^> (( little bit of everything, pamphlets, handouts, going on the 10-hundred club, trying to tell a long speach like 'I have a dream, that dragons will one day come back to this world, to help people.' that kinda stuff ))
* Faline (( suggests you start a Dragon Pride March ;P ))
* Mall-Cop arrests Cecil for public luidness

Quote 1417

<Faline> (( hmm..if Faline were to pull a Lorena Bobbit, there wouldnt be any evidence left :P ))

Quote 1418

<Faline> (( why move? Faline will just start eating people again... ))
<Vaj> ((not if we appease the villagers with a sacrifice))

Quote 1419

<Simon```> Old Lady: "Foolish whelp! Why do you think we are hding?!"
* Cecil`^ stares at the old lady
<Simon```> She stands up, her shdaow filling the room behind her, wings and all, before it looks human again
<Cecil`^> "If you keep arguing my I'm never gunna get any levels!" j/k

Quote 1420

<Danric> "Dammit. Why can't things run smoothly for once?"
<Cecil`^> "With this group, the whole worlds a bumpy road.."

Quote 1421

<Salem_> "i just wanted a family..... thats it, faline was like marsha brady....now its more like the Donor clan"

Quote 1422

<Salem_> yea- boy this game is getting bad- faline could not just let us live out semi-normal lives
<Simon```> and break on the island will be for pcs to learn their powers
<Salem_> no! that will bad! "Suvivor"

Quote 1423

* ```Kara``` pouts on her best pout. "Don't you love me anymore? What about that night we had together?"
<Danric`> "WHat're you talking about!? You hit on me, then tried to suck my blood!!"
* Vaj looks at Danric and Kara oddly and shakes his head
<Vaj> "I don't want to know."
<```Kara```> "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But I was only joking. I thought that you'd find it ironic. Being a Fey-Vampire and all. Anyways, I'm not the one who is the vampire."
<Danric`> "Are you insinuating I am?!"

Quote 1424

<Vaj> ((If a tree falls in the woods and squashes Milenko does anybody care?))
<Faline> (( no ))

Quote 1425

<Vaj> "I know. You want a normal life... Something I don't think is possible while living with a pack of weres"
<Salem_> "your right... maybe i should just find some nenomancer convent or some thing?

Quote 1426

<Salem_> "i don;t know why faline is doing this...killing with no purpouse"
<Faline> (( salem for the last frikken time I had a purpose: I was hungry. :) ))

Quote 1427

<Simon```> She looks at you "I didn't mean to hurt you .. if I was you i wouldn't have said that . . "
<Simon```> Leane: "If - if you ever come back ..I'd - I'd call you friend."
<```Kara```> (( "And the PHB said that humans were tolerent" *bawls* ;) ))

Quote 1428

<Danric`> "To put it frankly, you people are the problem. You all have your damned senses of doing what's right, or what's noble, or following your animal instincts and eating things, or killing them, or blowing them up!! I just want to be a quaint little were-raven, with a nice home, and a good job."

Quote 1429

<Rei`--> hmm... you just got killed by a monkey...
<Rei`--> god that would be funny
<Rei`--> would throwing your own shit apply as a poison baced attack?
<Simon```> uhm, it might . .. called shot to mouth would I think
<Rei`--> mabe a 2/10 chase they get food poisoning next time they eat if it his them in the face its a 80% chanse of poisoning...

Quote 1430

<Keith`> hay doc
<Keith`> i named my game
<Baliadoc> "Bali sucks and messes up my game?" :)
<Keith`> Reluctent gaming (Dm doesn't want to dm players don't want to play its good holsum forced fun) (kinda like going to church)

Quote 1431

<Vaj> well.. new legend.. some future group comes on the ruins of an ancient city.. the only clue as to what happened is the following message chipped in stone. 'Victruitus ent Munkinuis' Monkeys were here

Quote 1432

<Keith`> focuse all of your enorgy in to one molment and you can do amazing things...
<Sin{Away}> either that or you can turn your mind into tapioca pudding

Quote 1433

<Salem_> i want to live thru WW3 faline brought on
<Caltak> aw come on you're blowing it out of proportion. I just really only totally fucked one city so far

Quote 1434

<Caltak> what always bugged me about Green Eggs and Ham is why exactly are the eggs and ham GREEN?
<Vaj> they forgot to shave

Quote 1435

<Jeramias> I never study. It is as bad as cheating.

Quote 1436

<Jeramias> I'm cursed
<Caltak> hows that?
<Jeramias> I've got too much good luck
<Caltak> um...but good luck is a good thing
<Jeramias> True, I just like to brag ;)

Quote 1437

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> A Two headed Orc Sorcerer would be Scarry..."We should cast Magic Missle" "No, Cast a Fireball" "We should save the stronger spells for later" "But now's the perfect time" ...

Quote 1438

<Toggul> "HE IS CURED OF THE DEASEAS OF LIFE!"
* Toggul should make an evil claric that goes around curering life

Quote 1439

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim Alters Self so he now looks like the DM and then passes his Diguise check so all the players now thing he is the DM

Quote 1440

<Itou`^> hehe, halfling whatever vs orcish paladin, on the next jerry springer

Quote 1441

<Blaze``> 1d20+7 - be kind spark. this is in character, after all
<Sparkie> Blaze`` 1d20+7: 8 - be kind spark. this is in character, after all
<Blaze``> aw hell!
* Blaze`` is dead
<Zarahemla> ((Blaze smiles and collapses to the ground and starts snoring softly))
<Blaze``> ((dammit! stupid spark *sulks*))
* Blaze`` goes to toss Zarahemla some of his in retrun, and instead collapses
<Blaze``> ((oh... you'll pay Zarahemla... you'll pay.)

Quote 1442

* Moulder is a tall dark haired man in a black suit with a tie and an FBI nametag
<Denna> Mulder! get back to the FBI office now, we have another assinment
* Moulder kneels down to were the liquid hit the ground
<Moulder> "Defilnately alcoholic"

Quote 1443

* Baliadoc has a new alcohol he must master. no amount of xp is worth the treasure he just gained :)

Quote 1444

<Alcar> sim city lolad :)
<Baliadoc> "Let's see... I'll place the police force here... oh wait, too close to the club owned by the were-tiger, dammit! There goes the police force..."
<Baliadoc> "Aw crap, the were-dolphins are complaining that my garbage dump is too close to the sea... sonofabitch! Now i have to raise taxes... That'll make the were-snakes just sooo happy."
<Alcar> "Oh, the teachers are striking because the students are eating their profs if they get F's ..and the dog-catchers keep disasppearing . ."

Quote 1445

<Alcar> munchkin game in 3e . .
<Baliadoc> is there such a thing!? didn't think munchkins could get that fancy :)

Quote 1446

<Alcar> my level 3 sorcerer/level 16 monk hits the dragon. DM: Uhm, its ac is 60 . .PC: Well, I have the +27 to strike cause I;m a monk, true strike is a nother +20 . . another +20 because I cast true strike again since my first used Exttended Casting feat . .
<Baliadoc> holy crap...
<Baliadoc> that's gross!!!
* Baliadoc wonders if Alcar is a were-munchkin :)

Quote 1447

<Marcus_Fenway> * Sintaqx is starting to populate the city of Shantra :) <--- I am sure your Fiance could take that the wrong way

Quote 1448

* ** ArthurQ Quit (Quit: You go to hell!! You go to hell and you die!)
<Alcar> Will I get exp if I kill the demons there?
<Sintaqx> spoken like a true munchkin, Alcar
<Alcar> well, he said I'd go to hell . .
<Alcar> figure i'd kill somethng befors I died there
<Sintaqx> yup... that's where all munchkins deserve to go.. as long as satan is a good DM

Quote 1449

<Warner> Thats it! no one can play till they DCC me their home work :)

Quote 1450

<WarnerDM> ((I'm getting overloaded so feel free to remind me if I miss something))
<`Temera`> ((the mouse on my shoulder))
<WarnerDM> ((The mouse on your shoulder?))
<`Temera`> ((yeah.. the mouse on my shoulder wanted to know if milly was married))
<WarnerDM> ((Sin are you trying to drive me absolutely nuts?))
<WarnerDM> ((or only part ways))
<`Temera`> ((yes, is it working?))
<WarnerDM> ((please do your nut driving during my non DMing hours :P)

Quote 1451

* Chance`` looks hurt that no one notices my tan :)
<WarnerDM> A dung colored artichoke with legs and what looks like a bad cold stands up at all the color talk and asks, "You think your bettern me?"
<WarnerDM> someone aparentedly noticed chances tan and is a bit envous :)
<Chance``> ((yooooouuu bastard. :))

Quote 1452

<WarnerDM> The artichoke preaches on and on about prejuduce and how wrong it is and how, all things being equal, artichokes are so superior because THEY don't need to be reminded of this.

Quote 1453

<WarnerDM> Gel suprizingly is not in his customary hammok. Aparently he's not back from what ever it is he had to rush off to do.
<Robert```> (( I have an idea but I wont say it cause its innappropriate :P ))

Quote 1454

* Yol_Tura holds up a sign "PC's lost home, will play for dm."

Quote 1455

* Warner notes he has $300 worth of brown spines just to over rule the core books :)

Quote 1456

<Elana-Silvereye> I guess I can understand you guys wanting to be girls, I mean seeing as how we have it made and all

Quote 1457

<Jeramias> If I DM your Yol game, you have to promise to let me kill you :)

Quote 1458

<Jeramias> Actually, if I can pull it off, I will have a well thought out dungeon in it. Not a dungeon crawl, just a dungeon :)
<Alcar> hehe
<Jeramias> And when I say 'dungeon,' I don't mean random corridors. It would be very well thought out, with canibals and everything

Quote 1459

<Sparkie> IkeDM 1d20: 2
<IkeDM> ((I forgot... Sparkie hates me...))

Quote 1460

<Warner> hehe, just what gamming needs. more players playing succubi :)

Quote 1461

<Sintaqx> hehe.. the spell was broken with a kiss :)
<Sintaqx> the wizard had a sense of humor :)
* Alcar isn't sure there is anything ore dangerous in d&d than a wizard w/ a sense of humour . .
<Warner> Alcar a wizard w/ a love of practical jokes and a kender for a best friend :)
<Sintaqx> no.. A wizard with low wisdom and a love for practical jokes and a kender with no wisdom (typical kender)
<Warner> "Pull my finger, this one will kill ya"
<Alcar> lol Warner. Then cast Finger of Death :)
<Warner> hehe the ultimate "I told you so" :)

Quote 1462

<Sintaqx> hehehe.. new magic item... hand buzzer.... wonderous item enchanted with shocking grask, activates on a handshake

Quote 1463

<Sintaqx> I liked one of my illusionists... made an illusion of himself casting an illusion spell.... the enemy was going nuts trying to counter the 2nd illusion spell
<Sintaqx> which never really existed :)

Quote 1464

* Alcar personally thinks scrolls should go woof with the spell effect, for FX. Fireball scroll, the scroll burns to ashs etc.
<Warner> Alcar so a polymorph scroll should turn into a butter fly and flutter away? :)
<Sintaqx> or turn into butter and melt in your hands?
* Alcar grins Would be for amusement really :)
<Sintaqx> well.. those darn wild magic zones do pop up in the oddest places
<Warner> God help us if alcar ever makes up scrolls from the book of carnal knowedge :)

Quote 1465

<Sintaqx> I think the book of carnal knowledge is too good of a resource to not undergo a revision to 3e :)

Quote 1466

* Salem_ wants to be the living dead who still insits they are alive
<Salem_> "no wait-- really- i can sunbathe"

Quote 1467

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> If your Familiar Eats you then its going to take System Shock when you die
<Bernstein`> "I have to make the tarassque my familar! Its the only way to stop it!"
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Maybe the Tarrasque has a Dragon as a Familiar... that would be funny

Quote 1468

<Marcus_Fenway> who is DM?
<Ike> Moi.
<Marcus_Fenway> No Seriously
<Marcus_Fenway> who's the DM?
<Marcus_Fenway> J/k
* Ike writes down a little reminder... "Be sure to kill Taklinn in a very painful manner... Be extremely descriptive."

Quote 1469

<IkeDM> The ring glows slightly, startling the girl. "Oh my! Is it magic?"
* Karsh`` blinks, then looks down
<Karsh``> "Radu! She's too bloody young!"
<IkeDM> The ring speaks. "If she's old enough to crawl... She's in the right position."
* Karsh`` groans, covering the ring with his other hand

Quote 1470

* Bernstein` blinks and starers at Karsh "What IS that?"
<Karsh``> "Radu. An... aquaintance of mine."
<IkeDM> The ring speaks again, "I think you have that the other way around my friend... You are an aquaintance of MINE!"
<Karsh``> "Of course, old friend. Now, go back to admiring women. I have business to attend to, with my brother, and our new found friend Tak."
<IkeDM> The ring grows cold in your hand, dormant...
<Karsh``> "Good boy. Plot on how to get your revenge some more, and then tell me all about it later."
<Karsh``> "Sorry about that. We've been traveling for days, with nary a sign of woman or stiff drink. He's suffering from withdrawal."

Quote 1471

<IkeDM> Dawn finally comes... Though it seems like it took way too long. Last night was the longest, coldest, dreariest nights you can remember ever experiencing.
* Karsh`` has been scribbling furiously all night
<Karsh``> "And so, as I close, I would like to say that this was the longest, coldest, dreariest night I can ever seem to remember."
<IkeDM> ((Whoo hoo! EXP bonus! ;))

Quote 1472

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim Charges out in Battle and as he Reaches the Undead creatures he Turns around and Yells "Death to the Mortals" as he Charges back at the players :P
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> J/K
<IkeDM> Tak: Turn undead... I suppose... Brings a new meaning to it...

Quote 1473

<IkeDM> SS: You are in a tree... You said... Correct?
<Shadow-Starshine> Ike: changed mind and went with players
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim is Sleeping at the base of the tree
<IkeDM> Oh... Darn.. There goes all my fun... ;0
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Oh they left?
<IkeDM> Tak: Thank you... Assuming you survive, you get bonus EXP for helping me out. ;)

Quote 1474

<IkeDM> Kaado.. SS... Roll spot checks...
<IkeDM> Bah... It doesn't really matter...
<IkeDM> Even if you rolled a 20 you wouldn't see this one comming...

Quote 1475

<`Kaado`> is there anything odd
<IkeDM> Kaado: Apart from the arrow deeply embedded in your stomache and disappearing shadows...? Nothing odd.

Quote 1476

<Faline> (( Wait do I even know Kara? ))
<```Kara```> ((Yeah, theoreticly, you should))
<Faline> (( theoretically? ))
<```Kara```> ((Well, I've introduced myself to you before, so you should know me, but the way Faline thinks... ^_^ ))

Quote 1477

<AngerHateRage> But who says that vamps will nesicarilly live that long?
<AngerHateRage> They have to be hunted down some time :)
<Simon```> Until thye, you can so stupid things like get killed by a bus, the sun, humans etc . .or become a pc :)
<AngerHateRage> LOL
<Simon```> hey, being a pc is sort of like wearing a red uniform on star trek in terms of life expectancy :)
<AngerHateRage> You know, its people like you that make people think "I am special because I am a PC"
<AngerHateRage> And not "I am a PC because I am special"

Quote 1478

* Faline wonders if she happen to fall into a prallel universe or something on the way up to the bedroom....
<Simon```> Faline blinks, and finds herself in another world, where she kills a wemic named Caltak and .. .
<Faline> (( and then she's on a ship with a frog....:P ))

Quote 1479

<Simon```> For a moment you hear the voice of that child you hit in your head "If ignorance were bliss,more people would be happy."
<Faline> (( AHHH my heads gonnag et overcrowded soon ;P ))
<Faline> (( I should charge rent ;P ))

Quote 1480

* Rei`` puts dalv down
<Dalv> "Thank you."
* Dalv straightens his collar
<Rei``> "mind telling us what you are now?"
<Rei``> "Dragon, farrie, were cow, demon,vampire?"
<Faline> "Serriously, just tell us damn it!
<Dalv> "And have my shirt get wrinkled again?"

Quote 1481

<Yuki-Takuri> "I only just found out an hour ago that Teen-Wolf wasn't a fictional movie"

Quote 1482

<Yuki-Takuri> "So thats all then you followed me ta keep me safe and now your going back to Vampire headquarters?"
<Yuki-Takuri> "I mean its a bit hard for me to swallow
<Yuki-Takuri> "But then again all this is"
* Faline thinks its not all that hard to swallow if you just chew it enough..er, whoops, nevermind :P

Quote 1483

<Faline> damn now im worried, vamps who can hide themselve's from FAlines "Superior Aura Detection" *shudder*
* Simon``` grins evilly
<Simon```> Just the DM making your world an even more unpredicatable place that before
<Simon```> Gotta love me!
<Faline> bitch ;P
<Faline> er, sorry, that slipped out ;P

Quote 1484

* Faline looks at Dalv a little bit longer than she should have as she walks past and goes upstairs
<Dalv> (( She's turned on. I'll make my move. ))

Quote 1485

* Warner wants to be the countries IRS director. Thats where the real power behind the thrown is :)
<Warner> The real Illuminatie are all accountaints :)

Quote 1486

<Warner> ((Don't belive what the xfiles tells you. The real clandestine agency in the US is the IRS. They're the only one that doesn't have to make up things like $400 hammers :)
<Warner> (They can have random audits and throw you in jail over nothing more then a few missing lunch recepts. Tell me thats not power)

Quote 1487

<Baliadoc> i mean, we were probably in a bed, brains fried on xp for a few months (or years), but who cares! you're a lich, i'm a mayor, it worked out in the end

Quote 1488

<Blaze``> "Something's beyond the next hill. I'll go take a look."
<Tisrook> "Nice knowing you."

Quote 1489

<Blaze``> "The big bad tower tried to kill you? What type of sword are you!?"
<`Anne`> "its not a sword, dear....its a sniveling butter knife!"

Quote 1490

<Alcar> The goblin you killed turned out to be a human kid dressed up for some new holiday they've imported here from Namdara. Thanks to Toggul, its gotten off to a very tragic start . .
<`Anne`> "shoot, kids these days....dressin up like ghouls and goblins..... if ya wanted candy- just ASKed! no need for a trick!"

Quote 1491

<Blaze``> "How d-d-do you northerners st-stand this cold?"
<Alcar> Elana: "You call this cold?!
<Alcar> Elana: "In the norh, this'd be a warn summers day .. "
<Blaze``> "Dammit woman, i've lived in a desert most of my life."
<Alcar> insert when I was your age, we had no boots and had to wrap our feet in barbed wire instead of shoes or we had no calculator and has to lop our fingers off to do substraction kind of speech :)
<Namee> ((hehe, in my day we didn't have any fancy barbed wire for shoes or blades for finger loping. We had to wrap our feet in dirt and crushed our fingers with river rocks :)

Quote 1492

<Namee> Im lousy at remembering weeky things. remembering to show up for my own game is hard enough :)

Quote 1493

<Keith`> quote your self as saying that your desturbed by people trying to make the 1500 quote
<Alcar> lol
<Keith`> do it just to shut them up about quote 1500
<Keith`> do the same with 2000
<Keith`> or put in the quote a message saying that quote hounding is now the number one cose of highschool drop out in the USA

Quote 1494

<Sintaqx> Paladin is a synonym for Masochist

Quote 1495

* Robert``` (( *tunes up the banjo, then starts playing* "Why are there so many songs about rainbows And what's on the other side? ))
<Robert```> Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, And rainbows have nothing to hide.
<Robert```> So we've been told and some choose to believe it
<Robert```> I know they're wrong, wait and see.
<Robert```> Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, The lovers, the dreamers and me.
<* WarnerDM> Robert has a anvil droped on him by the interdimentional copyright enforcement agentcy
* Nurse_Darleen_ sighs and goes to get a mop to clean up whats left of robert

Quote 1496

<WarnerDM> (hehe expresso in D&D, now i've seen every thing. Just don't bring the intergalaxtic wrath of starbucks down on us all :)

Quote 1497

<Robert```> (( there are tables in the library now? woah ))
<Sten`-> (i thought there were its a library after all)
<Robert```> (( um its really a garden with trees, a pond, and bookshelves ;P ))
<WarnerDM> ((thats what happens when you let a Elf draft it up :)

Quote 1498

<Nurse_Darleen> "maybe we sould call the local dating service? or see if there is a local otyugh population"
<Nurse_Darleen> "an otyugh prom? "
<Nurse_Darleen> "he he- throw a ball for all the local otyugh batchlors?"
<Sten`-> "Thats just Sick"

Quote 1499

<Robert```> (( Alcar has a thing against otyugh pcs and Reawen has a thing against otyughs in general ;P ))
<WarnerDM> Reawen he sayed turn Robert into a Otyugh. not you. no need to threaton to kill me :)
<Robert```> (( no Alcar meant kill ME :P ))
<WarnerDM> (ah ok)
<Robert```> (( oh so since he wants to kill me its ok but it wasnt when you thought he wanted to kill you ?! ;P ))
<WarnerDM> (( Robert``` thats the general gist of it yeah :)

Quote 1500

<WarnerDM> She triggers the stick some how and a bolt of electricity shoots out. The pudding cowers in a corner of its tank.
<WarnerDM> "Aw, I hate to do that to you spunky. But you musent try to kill ol Emma" she says in gratuitous baby talk.
<Reawen> "Were you married to OJ Simpson in a past life Emma?"
<WarnerDM> Emma glares at Reawen, "Don't be noisy dear. Come over hear and I'll show you how to make moss root lotion"