Quotes 1301 to 1400

Quote 1301

<Simon```> Leane: "What happened?"
<Milenko``> "Oh, nothing really. I guess that it was a pressing matter at home, or somehting."
<Simon```> Leane looks at you: "Most men don't lie to me until after we've had sex."
<Milenko``> (("Havn't we?"))

Quote 1302

<Milenko``> "I don't mind being a 'nice guy' and I don't just assume if someone may or may not want to do somehting."
<Simon```> "Looking like you do you don't assume that?" She looks slightly shocked
<Milenko``> "Nope, I understand that people may be attracked to me, but I don't expect people to go to bed with me just because of it."
<Simon```> Leane just shakes her head "You'll understand when you're older."
<Faline> (( its called cause and effect, Milenko :) ))
<`Tem-Away`> ((actually, it's 'cause people are all horny bastards))

Quote 1303

<Rei`---> (sure vaj isn't mexicen i meen grand theft auto in his sleep?)
<`Tem-Away`> ((maybe he's part kender....))

Quote 1304

<Milenko``> "Morning ma'am. Your freind in room 303 put me up to this" *grining* "This is a hypothetical question. Would you like to have sex with me?"
<Simon```> She looks at you "its 9 am and you're asking this?! Get lost!" and slams the door
<Warner> ((This is the strangest game I've seen in here. And i've been hit on by 6 foot tall talking rabits))

Quote 1305

<Milenko``> (( I'm strange! Woo hoo! *laughs at all of the normal losers* :) ))
<Warner> ((I'll have you know I'm a special brand of loser))
<Simon```> ‹‹ The #Game1 loser. For sale at you're local wal-mart. Hurry folks. We're goving them away :P ››
<Milenko``> ((But you guys aren't strange, weird, insane, and geeky all wraped into one! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!))
<Warner> (Now with 10% more aroma of defeat and dashed dreams)

Quote 1306

<Cecil`^> "Take me to them and tell me on the way"
<Simon```> Jeramiah: "They are busy looking for their pets so I dont know where they are. I find it . .. strange that they all lost their animals after I spoke of you."
<Simon```> Jeramiah asks mildly "Where were you last night, cecil?" <Cecil`^> "I was shooting a man's foot off, please take me there!"

Quote 1307

<Marcus_Fenway> I should really make Pizza Delivery Guy a Class.. Bonk Rolls up a Tarrasque Pizza Delivery Guy!
<Marcus_Fenway> 30 mins or less :)
<`Temera`> bonk goes charging down the crowded street, one hand raised. "Is late!, is late!"
<Marcus_Fenway> Bonk the Vulcan :)
<`Temera`> that is not logical
<Marcus_Fenway> I could Iagin Bonk telling people 'Thats not Logical'
<Marcus_Fenway> If only Alcar knew how much fun it is making his Character Suffer :)

Quote 1308

<Sintaqx> "Save a Spelljammer: Eat a Kender"
<Sintaqx> "Recent studies have shown the number one cause of spelljamming fatalities is due to the Kender crewmember"
<Warner> Or poor kender supervision

Quote 1309

<Sintaqx> Warner... you want a gullydwarf navigator on your ship?
<Warner> Sintaqx I wouldn't mind a gully dwarf. And I wouldn't mind a navigator. I'm not sure I want them both in the same PC though

Quote 1310

<Jeramias> I suppose that I could've gotten SOP status sooner if I would've been in more than one game. I also could've gotten more quotes *sigh* I need quotes more than SOP status...
<Jeramias> You can take me off of all op lists if you just delete all the quotes without me in them :)

Quote 1311

<Sintaqx> RP is the bloodlife of Sparkie's quotes... that and piss-poor dice rolling on the most part

Quote 1312

<Jeramias> Who cares about treasure. Everytime I read a page on better DMing, it says to not give out to much or too much treasure. "What?! Treasure? What in the hell is 'inventory?!'"

Quote 1313

* Jeramias might start to give out a bit of treasure when his players are high-level, empire ruling, country crushing PCs :)
<Alcar> actually, jer, my pc would be the empire pillaging type.
<Alcar> though working out the ethics of pillaging a empire you own would be fun :)
<Sintaqx> alcar.. it's called fuedalism
<Alcar> "They were rebelling! ATTACK!"
<Sintaqx> "They are considering thinking about beginning to contemplate rebellion!!!! ATTACK!!!!"

Quote 1314

<Marcus_Fenway> Bill Gates is a Kender :)

Quote 1315

<Marcus_Fenway> Bonk's Current Race is now: Ogre Mage
<Marcus_Fenway> Bonk's Current Class is now: Bladedancer
<Marcus_Fenway> Bonk's Current Personality is now: Minor Deity
<Marcus_Fenway> Avangionq would never understand this Character
<Alcar> most players wouldn't understand this character :)

Quote 1316

<Caltak> hehe if some wildmage went somewhere and started flicking off wildsurges randomly, after he was done the area would be such a godamn curiosity I think scholars would never finish speculating about it ;P
<Alcar> Caltak - how DID you think the universe was made?
<Sin{DM}> God is a wild-mage

Quote 1317

<WarnerDM> Bob manages to fold the sail into the shape of a hammok making it useless for manuvering. Cept maybe with a girlfriend.

Quote 1318

<WarnerDM> Reawen soon as the crew taping their feet and doing the rigging like experts
* Robert`` is relieved that Reawen has some use other than being a bitch
<WarnerDM> ((hey now))
<Robert``> (( er, that didnt come out right.. ))

Quote 1319

<WarnerDM> you passed saturn and pluto a while ago and are comming up on the systems crystal sphere
* Reawen spends some time at the bow, just watching the planets pass in awe
<WarnerDM> (A young blond man comes up behind Reawen and holds her arms up, asks to sketch her nude, and proptly dies when the ship sinks because she wouldn't move over and let him on the floating wreckage)

Quote 1320

* Ittybittyfishy`^ tries to bite robert with great effort
<Robert``> (( you're two stories down fishy ))
<WarnerDM> Ittybittyfishy`^ jumps making it one and a half stories up giving Robert`` his own reality check
<Ittybittyfishy`^> (( It never hurts to try! =p I'm a fish! you expect me to be smart? I mean, I ate a potatoe with a hook on it! ))

Quote 1321

<Warner> I liked the bit where you to had to work together to get the crew to fix the rigging
<Alcar> yeah, that was funny. We both shocked each other.
<Warner> probably because I've seen to many after school specials with positive moral leasons

Quote 1322

<Statik`^> "I heard something.."
<Statik`^> "Should we go?"
<Denivan> "Eh? ... where?"
<Denivan> "It sound like a cry? Er jes da noise o' battle?"
<Statik`^> "It was a scream, I don't know what it was.."
* Natalia` remains unconscious while the mage and cleric discuss the various interpretations of a scream

Quote 1323

<Sin{Away}> ((What is a magician but a practising theorist? Same goes for Wizards.))

Quote 1324

* Baliadoc wants a spell-jamming wet suit :)

Quote 1325

<Jeramias> The first couple of days are really uneventful, and you are starting to wonder why they were willing to pay you so much
* Krysylyn wonders why they are willing to pay so much
* Krysylyn figures it's 'cause we're so beautifull... then looks at Gesris and discards that idea
<EFGestris> hey!
* Gaty`^ thinks that's alot of money and the risk is too great for that kinda money and politelly declines the offer.. wait.. too late..

Quote 1326

* Krysylyn stays away from the monsters.. including Gestris and Gaty
* Gaty`^ is a very pretty monster for your information

Quote 1327

<Krysylyn> Vestranda roughly resembles a beached salmon with a large axe trying to chop the fishermen

Quote 1328

* Gaty`^ tries on a chain shirt to see if it fits DM
<Jeramias> sure :P
<Sin{Away}> the chain shirt is too big for the DM, but fits you rather well

Quote 1329

<Marcus_Fenway> Bali is on now but Chaos is still missin
<Alcar> play w/ 3?
<Marcus_Fenway> Chaos is the dwarven Cleric
<Marcus_Fenway> Do we need a Cleric !?
<Marcus_Fenway> Wait we have Bonk he is a Doctor :P

Quote 1330

<Marcus_Fenway> Race: Red Dragon
<Marcus_Fenway> Class: Gun slinger
<Marcus_Fenway> Personality: Touchy Feely
<Glenn``> that sounds like the beginning of a sitcom right there

Quote 1331

* Glenn`` was thinking Gnomish engineer with the goal of builing a robot :)
<Glenn``> wanted to be a necromancer because i wanted to be able to raise skeletons to use as my poor early test subjects :)
<Glenn``> "Hmm... let's see. We attach the new arm here.... oh hold still, you're dead. Losing your arm isn't going to hurt. Now, we attach it, put the power supply in your rib cage, and flip it on!" ..... *BOOOM!* ..... "Oh. So that's what you were worrieds about." *points at another grave* "NEXT!"

Quote 1332

<Marcus_Fenway> can we start yet...
<Magus`--> no i think i need a 8 hour nap first (kidding)
<Marcus_Fenway> So.. Magnus got ran over by a Juggernaught and the rest of you... :)
<Magus`--> ok well i'm off to bed then
* ** Magus`-- is now known as Keith\away\gone\else-where
<Marcus_Fenway> if he is Serious I am going to have to hurt him

Quote 1333

<Marcus_Fenway> Skills and Feats will have to be Updated
<Marcus_Fenway> Skills like Computer Programing
<Baliadoc> wouldn't that just be a profession?
<Marcus_Fenway> a Profession would be Engineer or Astronomer
<Alcar> even the people in red who just are there to die know how to use the computer?
* Alcar wants to be a travelling salesman offering them short term life insurance :)
<Alcar> "You're going to the surface? Can I interest YOU in this plan for your loved ones?"
<Marcus_Fenway> Well on the Ship the Computer controls everything so I hope the Security guys in red know how to open the weapons locker... wait maybe thats why they always die...

Quote 1334

<Jedah-mun> (((((( Yes, Irish women have leg hair. ))))))

Quote 1335

<Rei`--> (ok thats a hit)
<Simon```> k, damage?
<Rei`--> (i don't know what dammage would you give beating a hell hound again'st a tree by its tail?)

Quote 1336

* Milenko`` also buys the AD&D 3e phb. If the player doesn't have it, his character should at least :)

Quote 1337

<Milenko``> ((BWA HA HA HA!!! Now that she is expecting me to be around, I will disapear from her life! It is an evil plot, and could only have been come up with by, uh, well, lots of people ;) ))

Quote 1338

<Salem_> "then what type am i? or am i a new breed?"
<RandomNPC> ((female, caucasion))
<Faline> (( you're a mut ;) ))

Quote 1339

<Simon```> The van sails clears the sidewalk, comes through the doors and hurls right INTO the food court itself, planting itself with an explosion into KFC
<Simon```> Faline, you and Rei arrive in time to see it drive into the mall
<Faline> (( ok..I know a certain cat who is going to DIE ))
<Vaj> ((garfield?))

Quote 1340

<Simon```> Staff Sergeant Simmons (who Salem has met :)) "What the hell are you doing?!"
* Faline rips the driver's side door off, then rips out the driver's seat. then she tears the seat in half.
* Vaj sighs while Faline vandalizes the BMW as the cops approach
<Salem_> "me? shopping- faline anger managment"
<Vaj> "I'm taking a crash course in food preperation myself."
* Vaj grins at the cops

Quote 1341

* Vaj looks at the cops, not moving, appearing to be a slightly amused bipedal panther in a black trenchcoat.. you know.. the kind of thing you see every day in this channel

Quote 1342

* Salem_ wonders if she is gona pass out from the lack of blood or from watching faline eat some one

Quote 1343

* Salem_ really dosn't want to die from bullets- can i FEEL the bullets???
<Simon```> if you move you arm the right way, yeah its still sore. If its not taken you you;'ll dfefinitely feel it
<Salem_> (( ok a pc dying of bullets in the arm is just sad... its like triping and killing your self on a shoe lace))
<Salem_> ( or dying of eating bad clams)

Quote 1344

<Danric> figure they've had a rough enough night
<Faline> (( vamp siting? there were no vamps ;) ))
<Danric> ((just keep believing that, Faline :))

Quote 1345

<Salem_> (( i didn't say that- i wanted it to be a surprise- its fri the 13- ))
<Salem_> (( it was going to be a surprizee))
<Sin{Away}> ((Surprise! Happy Birthday!))
<Salem_> (( yea a tiger skin rug? tommy you shouldn't have))
<Faline> (( god damn it being your damn birthday...now im fucked ))

Quote 1346

* Danric flies away himself, towards the house, feeling sorry for the vampires

Quote 1347

* Faline composes herself a little more. She looks Rei in the eyes. Looking into her eyes, you see the deepest sorrow imaginable.
<Faline> "I...I liked it."
* Rei`--- doesn't say any thing but starts to wonder if it was pent up rage being relaced
<Faline> "A...a part of me just...It just felt good but...It was wrong...I...oh my god, what have I become?" *starts to sob again*
<Simon```> Faline starts wondering how bad it will be once she has PMS
<Faline> shhh
<Faline> we may just have to buy some tranq guns after all ;P

Quote 1348

<Silver_Foxx> thanks.. maybe we can adovid faline eating the fire deparment next

Quote 1349

<Danric> "Yeah, but around the rest of you, it's a necessity. I just don't hold a candle to you guys in a fight, so I think it's time I throw in the towel."
* Simon``` looks stricken "But . . but . . "
<Danric> "You know, you're not required to leave. And it's not like I'm out of earshot. I'm a phone call away."
* Simon``` shrugs "Well, you make us laugh and all . . I mean -- " He shrugs "It hurts, to kill people like that ... and laughing helps heal, or something."
<Simon```> ‹‹ Simon's idea of a quotable quote for readers digest :p ››

Quote 1350

<Silver_Foxx> (no Faline is a white tiger to join up with SIgmund and Frauid in Los Veagus)))
<Vaj> that would go over well
<Faline> "Through the hoop!" "YOu kidding me??"
<Faline> "How about you go through the flaming hoop, jackass? see how you like it!"
<Vaj> *crack* Sigmund jumps through the flaming hoop

Quote 1351

<Silver_Foxx> can me and sin play before he has to go kill an elk?

Quote 1352

<Danric> "Yeah, the vampires again. So what the hell actually happened at the mall?"
* Faline takes a deep breathe, then look at Danric. "Someone stole the van and crrashed it into the mall. I went fucking nuts and killed a bunch of cops and I enjoyed it. Answered yourr question?!?"
<Rei`---> "don't ask me i was chasing faline till i desided to go to bed after getting beaten by a hell hound"

Quote 1353

<Danric> "And why exactly did we go fucking nuts?"
* Faline seem to be getting angry and incoherent. "RIGHT! 'WE' is the whole prroblem! That's what it is! It wasn't me it was the otherr me! THat has to be it! How else could it have been?!?"
<Danric> "Rei, be a dear and slap her."
<Faline> 'That's why it felt good but I knew it wasn;t! HA! that's the explanation!!"
<Danric> "Faline! Focus!"
<Danric> "Now what the hell made you so mad that you had to go kill cops? Couldn't you just call them and report the missing vehicle?"

Quote 1354

<Danric> "Well... we aren't paying rent anymore, so I guess it's time to invest in a psychologist."

Quote 1355

<Vaj> "I don't know what all has been going on.. I just seem to bump into various members of you little group on occasion... I have no idea what everyone's relationships are."
<Salem_> "well... compared to faline, i'm the virgin mary"
<Vaj> "That would definitely make an odd religion."
<Salem_> "yea.... it would"

Quote 1356

<Salem_> "well at least i won't accidently raise the dead. mr. livingstone showed me how to stop that"
<Vaj> "A good thing too. What exactly can you do?"
<Vaj> "Besides raise any roadkill we come across, that is."
<Simon```> Vaj can make lots of roadkill :)
<Salem_> "um... a lot.... i think... i can make an indoor ice skateing rink"
<Vaj> "There's something to put on a resume....."
<Salem_> "and well communicate with the dead, see stuff in tea cups, and.... um... i'm a good people person"

Quote 1357

<Salem_> "i have had long chats with death himself, and i know whens a death is wasteful"
<Vaj> "I'm afraid with this group you will be forced to make a decision.... kill someone or watch them kill one of your friends."
* Salem_ looks dead serious when she says that
<Vaj> "Most death is needless. But thinking about it so is most life."
<Salem_> "no... death is apart of life... needless killing is just a waste, a death needs a purpose"

Quote 1358

<Salem_> "i got some good news and well sad news"
<Salem_> "i got baal's will, and i think hes dead"
<Salem_> "we get the house and there a safe with lots of money"
<Vaj> ((and what's the sad news?))

Quote 1359

<Salem_> "Some happy birthday... and all i wanted was a cup cake with a candle"
<Vaj> "I'll help ya'll out of this jam. I've no home myself, never had one."
<Faline> (( hey I can give you one if you tell the reaper not to kill me :) ))
<Faline> (( hell ill even sing happy birthday ;) ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ Vaj joins the famous last words list . .. <Vaj> "I'll help ya'll out of this jam" ››
<Vaj> ((hehe.. now I'm immortall.. sparkie wouldn't dare kill someone who'se quoted.....))
<Faline> (( so you think ))

Quote 1360

<Faline> (( we should be like "Sliders" keep going to different parallel dimensions :P ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ oh gods no ››
<Faline> (( heheh ))
<Vaj> ((why Faline? so you can kill the same cops over and over?))

Quote 1361

<Danric> wow. 3000 years of knowledge, and untold riches. damn, can't do better than that with a 2 day-old power :)

Quote 1362

* Danric makes Faline some nice tea. One of those teas that's good for purifying the mind.
* Danric and calming it, too. VERY calming
* Faline (( notes catnip tea calms her down real well. though it makes her giddy too so maybe not a good idea :P ))
* Danric is thinking of some simple green tea. with honey... and arsenic ;) j/k

Quote 1363

<Vaj> wolf: "My, my, my. But you didn't make a mess of that town....."
<Vaj> as he approaches he shifts form to a clean-shaven short burly man of about 74 years of age.
<Simon```> ‹‹ He introduces himself as Bonk the Surgeon :p ››
<Salem_> (((noooo! get me outta here!))
<Faline> (( and then we reroll his personality..hmm...axe murdere, eh? >:) ))

Quote 1364

<Simon```> Old Rabbit smiles faintly "You are not were. What are you?"
<Cecil`^> "I am an old magician of the ages.. A tradition passed down through generations.. My familly tought me and I seek knowledge.."
<Caltak> (( "also, in my spare time I like to kill knights in shining armor and put damsels in distress. Oh, and I really really like gold." ))

Quote 1365

* Cecil`^ walks up to the dog
<Simon```> Its getting back up for the good ol' college try
* Cecil`^ casts disrupt undead
<Simon```> it smells even worse, like a dead mouse in a bottle of urine, both left to sit for a few years
<Simon```> It blinks, looks at you then falls apart. The woods seem to blur and twist wildly for a moment and you feel a summer breeze, then everything is normal
<Cecil`^> "Bad dog! There will be no life for you tonight."

Quote 1366

* Vaj comes screeching in the driveway in a powerslide, coming to a complete stop inches from the side of the limo
* Vaj climbs out the window since there's no room to open the door
<Vaj> "That was the point.. how close can you get to hitting."
<Salem_> "oooh- ok i gotta take notes
<Vaj> "Now remember.. the right hand pedal is the accelerator.. I'm not exactly dure what the middle pedal does, but the far left one is the clutch."
<Salem_> "i think its the break"
<Vaj> "I use it on occasion.. generally it just gets in the way. Walls and other vehicles stoip you much faster."

Quote 1367

<Sparkie> Faline 1d4: 2 (wis)
<Sparkie> Faline 1d4: 1 (int)
<Danric> (oh. Faline's getting int and wis? Praise the Lord!!)
<Danric> (she doesn't need to roll, right? you can just give her 4's. I'm okay with it.)

Quote 1368

<'&lt;Cecil`^> I liked the brainwashed jane better..

Quote 1369

<Cecil`^> I don't think vampires are evil though.. is that bad?

Quote 1370

<Faline> (( ok Faline is now officially a force of nature. piss her off at your own risk ))
<Faline> now i really hope I dont go nuts cause there may not be a town afterwards...

Quote 1371

<Danric> "Hmm... I need to make a few calls. You two don't have a problem with me getting a rifle, and some silver darts, with some damn heavy tranquilizers, do you?"
<Salem_> "nope- i think faline has done too many needless deaths, ending life to soon"
<Danric> "I think someone bent the rules when the gave her that title."
<Danric> "Her father must've been a were-lawyer too."

Quote 1372

<Simon```> <Salem_> "i am not going to have blood shed in my home" <-- From Martha Stewart: The LOLAD Years :)

Quote 1373

<Salem_> "we don't have to move? faline did kill of half the police force"
<Danric> "Well, we'll figure that out later. Can't move until after the lawyer gets here anyway. Luckily, we have plenty of places we can go."

Quote 1374

<Cecil`^> (( I'm tired of arguing with myself, can we skip to the part where we kiss and make up and Jane is the perky little dragon I asked for? ))

Quote 1375

<Elana-Silvereye> how bout half Dwarf half Orc
<Elana-Silvereye> A Dworc

Quote 1376

<Tentei> "I warn you. The only thing faster then my dagger will be your death!"

Quote 1377

<Tentei> "Everything's legal until you get caught."

Quote 1378

* Sintaqx finds Caltak a nice padded room where he can try to calm faline after somebody tosses her a ball of yarn 3' in diameter

Quote 1379

<WarnerDM> A long time ago (about a week, and before I got this nasty head ache) In a genre far far away (and now out of print) The Gemini Magica sailed thru the void and flow towards The rock of Bral.
<WarnerDM> (Immagine this text slowly getting smaller and harder to read)
<Reawen> "Episode 4?! We didn't get exp for 1-3!!" ‹‹ Runs off to insult George Lucas ››
* Robert`` pictures the G.M. flyingoverhead like a Star Destroyer ;P

Quote 1380

<WarnerDM> As the ship enters the asteriod field no one panics because unlike other ships that enter such fields this ones piolet understands the concept of slowing down
<Reawen> Contrary to the rest, Reawen grew up watching star wars and Titan: AE ideas of asteroids and looks panicky :)
<Reawen> 'Is this safe?"
<WarnerDM> ((Some one says "I've got a bad fealing about this" just to panic Reawen :)

Quote 1381

<Robert``> (( "The Force? Bah, who needs the force when you can just fix the dice bot?" ))
<WarnerDM> ((Try? there is no try. You either hack the bot or you don't. There is no try))

Quote 1382

<Robert``> (( watch it me and the monkey are the only pcs allowed to not wear clothes :) ))

Quote 1383

<WarnerDM> as people pass thru you notice them each handing over 1 sp to get in
* Bob_the_Monkey wonders if they would charge a poor little monkey... but then again they charge the less intelligent kender.....

Quote 1384

<Jeramias> HA HA HA!!! I'm gonna have a ten-foot pole so that I can not touch stuff :)

Quote 1385

<WarnerDM> (we actually evolved from pocket lint. monkeys then evolved from us. took over the planit after we blew it up and prospered for years until they started experimenting with the effect time travil has on pocket lint)

Quote 1386

* Bob_the_Monkey chitters to one of the sailors, shooting Robert some disgusted looks
* Robert`` ignores the annoying little monkey
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((I'm touched.. he called me annoying))
* Robert`` ignores the hellspawned little piece of shit monkey then ok? ;)
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((wow.. I'm progressing))
<Robert``> (( lol, I give up ))

Quote 1387

* Bob_the_Monkey picks one of the bugs out of the trunk
<WarnerDM> The bug lets out a loud cry of "Mommy!"
* Bob_the_Monkey sniffs the bug, then samples it
<WarnerDM> (by sample you mean eat?)
<Bob_the_Monkey> (only a little nibble... honest...))
* Bob_the_Monkey decides it doesn't exactly fulfil his dietary requirements and puts it back

Quote 1388

<WarnerDM> Sudenly you hear a scream of "Johny!" from inside the trunk
* Bob_the_Monkey give his best monkey grin and rushes from the tavern
<WarnerDM> The eliphant actually seems quiet amused by all this. Johnys mom however is coming cralling out of the trunk with blood in her multifacied eyes
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((great, now I have a killer space-cockroach after me.))

Quote 1389

<Bob_the_Monkey> ((I can play dumb almost as well as robert.. his advantage is he doesn't have to act))

Quote 1390

<Bob_the_Monkey> ((you know.. the worst part about being a monkey is I can't insult people in character except by throwing fruit at them))
<WarnerDM> ((were just lucky bob is only thinking of fruit :)
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((considered the alternatives... Im more sanitary than that though))

Quote 1391

* Bob_the_Monkey evades the Elaphant, and the space-cockroach, and any other creatures who would like him to meet their digestive tract closely, and makes it back to the G.M.
<WarnerDM> Bob_the_Monkey encouters 5 other creatures that want to introduce him to their lower intestines on the way. but more frightfully he also encounters 2 harry crisnas who give him flowers (those damn people are at every airport) and a Kender who wants to sell him life insurance.

Quote 1392

* Caltak wants to have fun in the lake of Bral ;P unless there are some nasty beasties in it or something
<Warner> Caltak there are nasty beasties coming out of the noses of people you meet casually in a bar :)

Quote 1393

<Marcus_Fenway> Yeah Warner your game time is a Real Problem... give me a few mins and I'll think up a reason why...

Quote 1394

* Griki says "No like magic .." like a mantra, looking puzzled
<Grung> "Grung do majik...
* Grung reaches behind Griki's ear and pulls out a copper piece.
<Grung> "See? Grung majik ooser."
* Griki looks at Grung "That magic?"
* Grung looks pleased with himself.
<Grung> ((Funny thing is, his fingers are so big he could probably make it look like he pulled a short sword out from behind your ear. ;))

Quote 1395

* Krysylyn votes we ff to the next major event
<Krysylyn> ((and no.. a fart does not count as a major event.. no matter how toxic.))
<Scarloc> ((What if it's a fart from a great wrym green dragon?)
<Krysylyn> ((actually, a fart from a great wyrm green dragon would classify as a natural disaster, not just a major event))
<Vestranda> (( hehe. The PCs find a new, large brown hill in their way . . shortly after, they find a large brown lake (Greater wyrm now has diareha :)) ))

Quote 1396

* Gaty`^ crawls into his bedroll for the night and takes off his clothes, but decides he wants some water down at the river they are next to so he gets out but forgets to get dressed
* Gaty`^ isn't joking
* Gestris waves hello to Gaty as he walks to the river, roasting a marshmellow hismelf
* Gaty`^ waves back
<Jeramias> 3 Black Rectangular Censor Monsters acompany Gaty`^

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<Krysylyn> ((Gaty`^: "Look! I'm Naked!" World: "We don't give a shriveled monkey's butt!" ))

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* Gestris practices his sword drills, fixing what he did wrong in the last fight
<Scarloc> ((What did you do wrong? Not drive your sword deep enough?))
<Gestris> ((my character's become a perfectionist over time :))

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* Scarloc has a feeling the whole scenario would have gone over better if Sparkie didn't hate him so much.
<Krysylyn> ((sparkie hates everyone.. that's why Ves and I are going to casterate him

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<Vaj> "Used to a little more excitement in here, eh?"
<Salem_> "yes... thunder and lighting- stray gods, the earth moving, walls bleeding..the usal"
<Vaj> "Sorry I missed it...."
* Vaj pauses to consider what he just said
<Vaj> "Never mind.. I'm glad I did miss it."