Quotes 1201 to 1300

Quote 1201

<Lance``> okay, that's it :) exp for all: -4200. that should put everyone somewhere around a vegetable state :)

Quote 1202

* Sintaqx thinks that the most entertaining character race/class combo would probably be kobald paladin with low int :)
* Sintaqx can see it attacking the evil roast ham
<Alcar> kender paladin
<Sintaqx> Kender anything :P
<Sintaqx> imagine a kender blackguard
<Sintaqx> especially a kender fallen paladin blackguard

Quote 1203

<Sintaqx> I really, really want to play a reformed succubus in some game
<Sintaqx> 28 charisma would be fun :)
<Alcar> reformed?!
<Alcar> how do you reform a succubus . . without exhausting yourself in the process?"
<Sintaqx> been thinking on that
<Sintaqx> a succubus with a conscience?
<Alcar> NPC: "Whos' that 90 year old behind you?" Succubus: "That was my lover, Don Juan. Hes 16. He reformed me in a night of passionate sex and made me realise love was mroe than sex. He hasn't been the same since."
<Sintaqx> maybe have some wizard have polymorphed her into a toad for years... classic kiss will break the spell thing

Quote 1204

<Sintaqx> hmm... is it possible to have an over sexed succubus.......

Quote 1205

<Sintaqx> what would be great is this....
<Sintaqx> the succubus was polymorphed into a toad for hundreds of years, teaching her humility.... some young wizard summons a familiar... a toad....... and getting drunk one night, kisses the toad before collapsing... and then waking up to find he now has a succubus and no familiar :)
<Sintaqx> or has a succubus familiar :)
<Sintaqx> that would be too much fun :)
* Sintaqx can see all the other magelings in the schoold getting and kissing toad familiars

Quote 1206

<Sintaqx> how's this sound for a succubus
<Sintaqx> +2 str, +2 sex, err, dex, +4 con, + 2 int, +4 cha, wings fly at normal rate

Quote 1207

<Alcar> What times can you generally play?
<Anubis_Drake> Late, like now, online. Or just about anythime, IRL.
<Alcar> hmm, we generally end our games around this time, at least the group I play with online. ..
<Alcar> you checked #ad&d ?
<Anubis_Drake> Theyhave spent half of the night discusing pro's and con's of buying a N64 for $1500, before it was released in america.

Quote 1208

* Sintaqx was going to go to bed at one point
<Sintaqx> now, instead, I'm creating a succubus :)
* Alcar doubts thats in the top 100 reasons not to sleep :)
<Sintaqx> being WITH a succubus would be in the top 100
<Sintaqx> probably in the top 10

Quote 1209

<Alcar> Wow. this whole succubus conversation is 5 quotes for Sparkie so far :)
<Sintaqx> really???
<Alcar> Yup
* Sintaqx is impressed
<Sintaqx> I think only 2 other races get more quotes
<Sintaqx> Kender and otyughs

Quote 1210

* Keith` is the Kender god!
<Sintaqx> shit keith.. that's one title I would never wish on anyone

Quote 1211

<Sintaqx> an otyugh seductress........
<Keith`> umm sintaqx thats worse then the idea of a kender psionic wild mage litch

Quote 1212

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> We found a last name for Statik
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Statik_MageTarget
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> The Second Choice was Statik_CannonFodder

Quote 1213

* Jester`^ does a juggling act while singing some kind of song about mariage with a succubus
<Sin{DM}> Jester misses a beat, getting beaned in the head with every one of the seven juggling balls
* Jester`^ gets smeared face paint in the process
<Sin{DM}> the council has never seen a more amusing performance before, but your abilities fail to impress them
<Sin{DM}> The Speaker regains his feet, rising from the position he landed in when he fell out of his chair
* Jester`^ gives a smile like it was planned to happen, I mean, I didn't get stabbed once by the knives.. I meant to do that, really..
<Sin{DM}> "Well... Jester..... that was an ammusing performance.... your paniced face appeared most genuine as well."

Quote 1214

<Temera> surviving with faline and salem is easy
<Jester`^> you try it
<Salem_> really? how
<Temera> Faline'll kill you, Salem will lraise you

Quote 1215

<[0ptix]> Wizards Laboratory: 8000 gold pieces. Magical Components: 1000 gold pieces Look on the face of a wizard as he wakes up in bed next to a naked succubus: priceless

Quote 1216

<Sin{DM}> Prince:"What is it that you wish Ms.Toad?"
<Jester`^> Ms.Toad:"All I want is a single kiss from your beutifull and sexy lips, oh you look so handsom and I think I will die if you kiss me you are so beutiful!"
* Jester`^ thinks
<Sin{DM}> the toad croaks
<Jester`^> "Oops, sorry, got carried away.."

Quote 1217

* Jester`^ plays the king now and makes his hat look kingish
<Jester`^> "I'm sorry toad but you can't come in here after my son."
<Sin{DM}> the toad croaks
<Jester`^> Ms.Toad:"Your son made me a promise, and all I wold like is to recieve it. Pay up or i blow the house down.."
* Jester`^ looks down at the toad
<Jester`^> "Oh, oops! wrong story!"
<Jester`^> "Scratch the blowing the house down part.."

Quote 1218

<Jester`^> "ok, this is the part where I kiss you, then.. then I'm supposed to turn into a toad or something.. hmm.. how do I become a toad.."
<Sin{DM}> the toad croaks
<Jester`^> "You're right, I could pretend I'm a toad!"
* Jester`^ crouches and tries to look like a toad

Quote 1219

<Sin{DM}> The toad no longer feels or looks like a toad... more like a pile of jell-o that's been left out too long
* Jester`^ looks at the toad
<Jester`^> "Oh my gods! I killed her! Nooooooooooo!"
<Sin{DM}> the Jell-o begins to expand
* Jester`^ looks at the jell-o again
<Jester`^> "Eeeek!"

Quote 1220

<Jester`^> "What are you?"
<^`Temera`^> looks at herself, her back still to Jester
<^`Temera`^> "I'm... me again."
<Jester`^> "What's a me!?"
* ^`Temera`^ turns to face Jester, in shock
* ^`Temera`^ faints
* Jester`^ glares at Temera's motionless body on the floor
<Jester`^> "I'm supposed to do that! not you!"

Quote 1221

<Jester`^> "So uh.. what.. are you?"
* ^`Temera`^ grabs Jester and kisses him soundly
<Jester`^> "Hmmmmmmmm mmf mffffmf mmmmmmmf"
* ^`Temera`^ backs off and lets Jester breath
* Jester`^ takes a few deep breaths
<^`Temera`^> "Sorry... I had to thank you."
<Jester`^> "I didn't know toads could kiss that good.."
* ^`Temera`^ giggles

Quote 1222

<Jester`^> "Mabey we could do the Empress' new clothes.."
<^`Temera`^> "hmm?"
<Jester`^> "I need to think of a new act to do the day after tomorow.. now that you're not a toad anymore..."
<^`Temera`^> "The empress' new clothes... What is that?"
<Jester`^> "Well, It's like the emporer's new clothes, except I'm not gunna go around naked, so we can make it the empress"
<Jester`^> "you don't seem to even notice when you're naked.."
<^`Temera`^> "Most of the Succubae I know spend more of their time ourt of clothes than in clothes, no matter what their form."
<Jester`^> "Well, that's a given, if you're trying to have sex with every man you meet.."

Quote 1223

<Jester`^> "No, not that, I just realized that we have to sleep together tonight.."
* Jester`^ looks at the single bed
<Jester`^> "it's getting late, we should be getting to bed.."
<^`Temera`^> "You didn't mind that when I was a toad...."
<Jester`^> "You were a toad then, not a succubus.."
<^`Temera`^> "Well..... I made a promise that will keep you safe."
<^`Temera`^> "I promised myself I wouldn't have sex with anyone."
<Jester`^> "yeah well I made a promise and ended up kissing a toad.."
<Jester`^> "You what!?"
<Jester`^> "there go my plans for the rest of the night.."

Quote 1224

* Jeramias wonders if everywhere he goes, he will wake up with dead people around him :)
<EarthForge> if you mean oversexed, charmed, horny women who are too tired to wake up in the morning, then yes, you will wake up with "dead" people around you, i'm sure :)

Quote 1225

<Darkkin> ((somting going on?)
<Darkkin> (like lolad?)
<Salem_> ((yea i'm playing lolad catch up))
<Caltak> (( likes LoLaD ketchup more than Heinz ketchup. Plus LoLaD doesnt get stuck in the botle :) ))

Quote 1226

<Salem_> "thanks... i to tend to like the dead languages- like latin
* Caltak (( wonders if Salem is powerful enough to raise dead languages as well as people... ))

Quote 1227

<mecurdius> once a dm i had actually playd on earth and all our gods were umm well God(the christian one) there were no elves or anything
<Salem_> religon of the real world should not mix
<mecurdius> no buddah or jesus in d&d
<Tommy```> True. Munckins would want the EXP value for killing buddha . .

Quote 1228

<mecurdius> the best munchkin thing is to pour acid on an anthill, 1 exp each

Quote 1229

<Caltak> wow..ok Faline sure has her job cut out for her. Work at her job, keep Salem's demon at bay, protect Jane, have a relationship with Rei, find her Dad, try not to go insane and kill anyone....

Quote 1230

<Sparkie> "You gave me leave to do it, mortal. You have given part of your soul to me, of your own will."
<Salem_> i didn't do that- YOU did....and i tried to give it back...and i didn;t have any clue how to work my powers"
<Jester`^> (( yeah, that little part of you called the player "Isn't it time salem raised another battlefield so she looses more of her soul" wants you to raise things and sell your soul.. ))
<Caltak> (( yeah players can really be a curse for a character. Always getting them in trouble :P ))

Quote 1231

<RandomNPC> (coroner: "Cause of death.... Unknown" police: "What? Cause of death was having her heart removed!")
<Faline> (( I guess you could say he BROKE HER HEART! HAHAHAHAHAHH! nm :P ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ This IS supposed to be a dramatic moment, you know. ››
<Faline> (( the real question is is it SALEM or her EVIL TWIN! ))

Quote 1232

<`^Temera^`> ( Izayus chased Death away with a shovel... in any other game that would make no sense..... )

Quote 1233

<`^Temera^`> "Anyone need a ride? I need I guide."
<Cecil`^> (( you could follow me... ))
<`^Temera^`> (yeah, I'm going to follow a bird without formal introductions :P)
<`^Temera^`> (Hi, I'm cecil the falcon and I'll be your guide tonight)

Quote 1234

<`^Temera^`> ((heh... ya know... a detect magic spell, cast on the group in general, could very well blind a mage, or destroy enough of his brain to where he would fit right in.....)

Quote 1235

<`^Temera^`> "Shit... another gate to an outer plane... you do know that there's nothing good in those planes? It's the home of creatures such as Barney and the Teletubbies."

Quote 1236

<Rei`---> "if you where death and salem out on a date where would you go?"
<Faline> (( the 7th plane of Hell ;P ))
<Faline> (( I heard theres a really goo soda shop there :P ))

Quote 1237

<Danric> "Sorry Baal. I'll pay for the damages to the maze."
<Danric> "And anything else that's happened. Is the house still in one piece?"
<Simon```> He nods
<Danric> "Thank God. Figured that with me away, the mice would play... or cats, dragons, and animators of the dead, in this case."

Quote 1238

<Cecil`^> "Well, I guess you deserv to know too, I'll be blunt, I'm a dragon.."
<Danric> "Not surprising."
<Cecil`^> "ahm amashed ahd the lak off surpish.." *said with a full mouth* "ahm ah thad ovius?"
<Danric> "No. It was either that, or a were-dung beetle. You're horrible at keeping secrets, so I figured it had to be either something crazy or something stupid."
<Cecil`^> "What do you call that? crazy or stupid?"
<Danric> "Crazy, obviously. Stupid is something like were-dust mite, or something."

Quote 1239

* Faline (( had to come home and tell her mom "Mom, I've got something to tell you . .I'm a tiger." :P ))
<Danric> ((not that that's a good test example. She was eaten shortly afterwards, so we couldn't get any real hard data on her reaction))

Quote 1240

* Danric is dressed like the model 50's TV dad. Slacks, sweater vest, button up tshirt, even has a pipe in his mouth. Is currently wearing a pink checkered apron, and is putting breakfast on the table, it's aroma waking everyone up promptly. Has brown hair, combed and neat, and no piercings anymore.
* Cecil`^ looks at Danric
<Cecil`^> "Uhm... Dan, uh... you uh... I hate to be the one to tell you this but uh... uhm... I think you have a mental disorder.."
* Danric grins at Cecil
<Danric> "No, I just like to change my way of thinking every now and then. Maybe i'm insane, but it keeps my outlook on life fresh."

Quote 1241

* Cecil`^ looks at Faline "So long as it's a serious question and not some type of insult you have in the form of a question, ask."
* Faline shakes her head. "No, its a serrious question."
<Rei`---> (yah how long is a dragons....)
* Faline (( whaps Rei`--- ))

Quote 1242

<Danric> "Maybe God got tired of vampires, and made mortals just for the hell of it."

Quote 1243

<Simon```> ‹‹ balance check, dc 15 Cecil`^ ››
<Cecil`^> 1d20
<Sparkie> Cecil`^ 1d20: 15
<Faline> (( damn you SPARKIE! ))
<Faline> (( WAIT! THAT WAS FIXED! ROLL IT AGAIN! :P ))
<Cecil`^> (( no! sparkie rolls as sparkie wants, his power is above the dm! ))

Quote 1244

<Sin{DM}> Whatcha doing after your performance?
<Jester`^> Going back to the inn so I can get stuff done with Temera
<Sin{DM}> .... That sounds a little less than wholesome when said that way :)

Quote 1245

<Sin{DM}> Dungeons and dragons would have to be renamed to Peasents and Pitchforks
<Warner> well maybe if Oscar the Grouch was throwing one :)
<Warner> now there's a set of monsters to sic on an unwarry party :)
<Baliadoc> oh god...
<`^Temera^`> hehehe
* `^Temera^` watches AvQ attack Mr Snuffalufagus
<Warner> "Help Help! A giant yello cannary is after me! It keeps couting to 12!"
<Baliadoc> "Who packed the cookies? Did anyone pack the damn cookies!! Dear Gods, use the wand of wishing! Cookies, it wants cookies!!" *starts crying*
<`^Temera^`> "One, One dying fighter hah, hah, hah"

Quote 1246

<Caltak> OH MY GOD! ITS ELMO!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
<Caltak> KILL IT KILL ITT!!!!!
<Keith`> OH MY GOD ITS TICKLE ME ELMO AND HE HAS A FEATHER!
<Warner> "I keep stabing it thru the hart and it just keeps giggling!"

Quote 1247

* Alcar has to go for a sex
<Alcar> sec
<Sintaqx> freudian slip?
<Alcar> uh, yeah. thats it .. .
<Warner> now there's a quote :)

Quote 1248

<Caltak> "Sintaqx is now known as RandomNPC" causes 3/4 of the players to all simultaneously go "UH OH!"

Quote 1249

<Alcar> hmm, a bellhop, a bum, room service (a few times), a doorman, cop, hazel, robert, teacher, whoever Mil had sex with, dire wolf . . .
<`^Temera^`> mil too
<`^Temera^`> and the wanderer
<Alcar> oh yeah. anmd Tommy and salem . .
<Alcar> around 20 ppl I think
* Alcar is impressed
<Caltak> Sin is the rpg version of a multiple personality disorder ;P

Quote 1250

<Jester`^> Faline does have a strange form of schitzo, it's the opposite though, instead of having two people in one body, it's one person in two bodys =)
<`^Temera^`> Faline is sick.. she has the egyptian flu.
<`^Temera^`> when you get it 9 months later you turn into a mummy

Quote 1251

* Caltak wants to see what would happen if a party got their lives saved from something by a Neo-Otyugh..and then it asked if it could join them :)
<`^Temera^`> sleep upwind

Quote 1252

* DiceRoller snarles "the souls of your friends i must clain you've got the body and ive got the brain"
<DiceRoller> MUHAHAHA
<DiceRoller> man too many freddy movies

Quote 1253

* Milenko`` collapses onto the floor
<Milenko``> "You... you... you... were dead..."
<Simon```> "We were?!"
<Milenko``> "No... Just Cecil... You were a deamon..."
<Simon```> "Oh. I was?"
<Salem_> " ohhhh MIlenko- what was i?"
* Salem_ hops up and down

Quote 1254

* Faline (( 's player throws the PHB at Cecil..its open to the page with "Enthrall" on it ))
* Cecil`^ (( throws it back, the open page with "Character death" on it ))

Quote 1255

<Goo-Kara> "Ga! Does no one remember me?! I'm Mil's 'friend.' I was left at home, yet again."
<`^Temera^`> (she got run over by a semi on the interstate)
<Goo-Kara> ((she's not goo. Mil is goo, and I'm npcing Kara right now))
<`^Temera^`> ((my explanation was better))

Quote 1256

<Cecil`^> (( hehe, I really do wish vaj were here ))
<Faline> (( yeah me too ))
<Faline> (( in a weird sort of way ;P ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ not enough danger in their lives? ››
<Faline> (( lol oh no, we have plenty :P ))
<Cecil`^> (( no, we just liked vaj.. ))
<Faline> (( its just fun to have a resident reckless driver ;) ))
<Simon```> Give Salem keys :)
<Faline> (( LOL not THAT reckless ;P ))
<Vaj-> (you like me, you really... sorta... like me!))

Quote 1257

<Vaj-> there is a loud crash from somewhere down the street
* Vaj- found a new profession.. Grand Theft demolition derby
* Vaj- is making his way back to the parking lot.. smoking slightly
* Faline climbs out of the van and locks it
<Vaj-> (party pooper)

Quote 1258

<Vaj-> ((I think Cecil killed them))
<Cecil`^> (( he made me type it out! ))
<Faline> (( no but seriously, now they will discuss it amoungst themselves ))
<Faline> (( as per the spell effect ))
<Cecil`^> (( when they wake up ))
<Vaj-> ((he coupled the terminal boredom effects with enthrall))

Quote 1259

<Rei`--> "i say we find some place nice and seclooded pull over and question nut case A and nut case B"
<Cecil`^> "We could question them, but I need an intimidation room.."
<Rei`--> "there is always hang them off of the side of a building by there feet"
<Vaj-> "Dangle them by their toes, naked, out the rear of a van going 90 miles an hour."
* Faline glares at Vaj
<Faline> "Why would the van be doing 90?"
* Faline narrows her eyes
<Vaj-> "I dunno.. pedel got stuck?"

Quote 1260

<Vaj-> "And believe it or not I haven't hit anything for a good two hours."
* Faline looks at Vaj. "Yeah, but seeing that last vehicle you used doesn't instill much trrust..."
<Vaj-> "Hey.. that wone was on purpose.. well, allright, most of them are on purpose. But I needed to knock out the telephones somehow."

Quote 1261

<Simon```> hmm, simon also has to apologize to milekno for the whole lust thing . ..
* Simon``` mumbles something about sparkie and 16 for wisodm checks
* Simon``` wonders what a therapist would say if I told them my dice bot hates me?
<Danric> now that'd be funny
<Danric> i'd pay to see that

Quote 1262

<Faline> "hey, I think I just thought of a different approach forr this otherr one.."
<Rei`--> "tell him we are judging him to figur out his place in the after life?"

Quote 1263

<Cecil`^> "I like the bad cop, homicidle cop, and raving lunitic aproach.. "
<Faline> "Maybe we should trry good old fashioned Good cop Bad cop next time, tho."
<Cecil`^> "I get to be the worst of the group, so remember, don't go so far that I can't surpass you hehe.. "
<Rei`--> "umm ok but still.. i think when it comes right down to it i'm probubly crazzier then you are"

Quote 1264

* Faline sits down and prays and hopes she isn;t in trouble now
<Faline> (( after all ti was...sort of self defence ;P ))
<Cecil`^> (( get a new god =p ))
<Rei`--> (well after they blew you up i would call it even)
<Simon```> Baal holds up a "Will Work for Worshippers" sign in the background

Quote 1265

<Cecil`^> (( rei, you have to ask the questions, or faline, someone! I have to looke intimidating untill I go psyco! ))

Quote 1266

<Warner> D&D The Quest for detailed background pics :)
<Warner> and the occational outhouse :)

Quote 1267

* Izayus tosses his axe up ..it just stops in mid air
<Chaos`^> (( Matrix pause? ))
<Izayus> (lol)
<Chaos`^> (( time pauses and teh camera circles the axe ))

Quote 1268

<Sparkie> Wild magic effect 2648 is: Milk, cream, and butter spoil in the caster's presence
<Keith\away\gone\else-where> ahh fuck the milk went back
* Darkkin grins
<Darkkin> sorry keith
<Keith\away\gone\else-where> GOD DAMN WILD MAGES
<Sparkie> Wild magic effect 5335 is: Target's home fills with popcorn
* Darkkin looks at keith
<Darkkin> You like popcorn
<Keith\away\gone\else-where> alcar quote this you guys rolled a wild mage and my milk turns up bad

Quote 1269

<Chaos`^> I realized we got lucky last nigth, I asked baal to make rain, thus making the mud tracks we followed, without the rain, we wouldn'ta found teh hotel.. what made me ask baal to make rain I wonder...
<Jeramias> YOU WANTED TO KILL MILENKO!!!!
<Jeramias> And so I melted. Stupid whore!

Quote 1270

<Chaos`^> we make dm's go so crazy, cookies fall from the sky for no reason

Quote 1271

<Tssmra`te> 1d20+5
<Orrik> Tssmra`te 1d20+5: << 9 >>
<Tssmra`te> d'oh
<Tssmra`te> i dont like you either orrik ;P
<t`Elana> heh... Orrik hates felines too
<Tssmra`te> damn it I think all bots have some dog in them or something!!!

Quote 1272

<Sin{DM}> The rest of the day passes without incident. As you break to camp, however, something, that none of you are aware of, but will directly affect you, happens

Quote 1273

<Salem_> well... i look foward to halloween- wish that it could be halloween in game- that would be fun- faline trick-ot-treating for livers and raw steaks

Quote 1274

<Natalia``> lessee... we need the eye of Ra, the Holy Grail, and the left testicle of a fire elemental..... the last one is easy, all we need to do is find sparkie

Quote 1275

<Robert``> "Ok, now we just need to go down this ladder to the other side of the ship...it can feel a little weird so just be sure not to let go till you get there...in fact, let me help you down."
* Bob_the_Monkey somehow is unavailable for barnacle scraping duty... and is currentlydiscussing various fruit preperation and tossing techniniqes with the chef
* Robert`` thinks to himself "Oh heavens so, we wouldnt want her to drift off into space, now would we?" *sarcastically*
* Reawen says, through the mask, "My. Chivalry isn't dead" very sarcastically, and lets him help her down
<Bob_the_Monkey> ((Chivalry isn't dead... it has risen from the grave and is currently enjoying it's time in the bahamas))

Quote 1276

* Bob_the_Monkey tries amusing the members of the rescue party by performing an entertaining parody of Henry VIII
* Reawen asks if Bob could do hamlet, just so she can kill him in the end
* Bob_the_Monkey looks at Reawen oddly
* Bob_the_Monkey does a combination of Othello and Oedipus (don't ask)

Quote 1277

* Sintaqx wonders if you suffer exp penalties when your familiar eats you....

Quote 1278

<Gelhalee> ((hehe that would be yet another use to put kender too :)
<Gelhalee> ((A race with no comprehention of fear can be quiet handy in the lab))
<Alcar> ((usually all over the lab in small pieces and if you're not lucky, you would be also :)))
<Keith`> (they have it but they don't have it strong enought to have much of an efect)
<Gelhalee> ((makes disecting them easier))
<Keith`> (they feal pain you fool)
<Gelhalee> (ah but its usually to late by then)

Quote 1279

<Warner> kenders off set a high mortality rate with a high breeding rate. Never ever offer to baby sit for them.

Quote 1280

<Keith`> kender citys are the perfect inbodyment of a CN civalization
<VVarner> but the carpenders tools are always at the bakers and the cake frosting is always being confused with the brick motor :)

Quote 1281

<Alcar> jaise was Reeves phoenix pet. Stress the was :)
<Keith`> oh shit so me spreading the ashis kinda sucked
<Warner> alcar a phoenix has a habit of resurecting it self you know :)
<Keith`> yah from ashes but when they are not in one spot does it spon many baby ones..?
<Keith`> and they did more or less get touched by the power of a demi god
<Warner> Aw, cute little baby phoenixes would be SOOO COOL!
<Warner> Gel could start a pet shop :)
<Warner> Hmm not a bad idea. Munchkins are always looking for Psudodragons to make into familures :)
<Keith`> yah get them all turned to ash and keep them in an urn so they don't bring them selves back
<Keith`> have it labbled just add flint+steel

Quote 1282

<[0ptix]> ... female barbarians should get bonuses to their rage once a month.

Quote 1283

<Gaty`^> (( aren't you supposed to be breeding Krysylyn? ))
<Krysylyn> ((yes, more or less))

Quote 1284

<Gaty`^> "Well, let's get this thing started
* Gaty`^ skips to morning seeing as how everyone wants to skip to morning =p
<Krysylyn> (haha)
<Vestranda> ‹‹ heheh ››
<Gaty`^> (( I kinda do too, cause I know, hidden behind those two pretty faces, are two guys... that discomforts me greatly ))

Quote 1285

<Gestris> "Took you long enough. You two must have kept him busy."
<Gaty`^> "I don't want to talk about it, shouldn't we be going now?"
<Krysylyn> "Lets just say the sequel could stand to be better than the original."

Quote 1286

* Baliadoc wasn't exactly... important to the storyline
<Jeramias> Sure you were. You got them hired when Gaty ignored my "Get hired as a mercinary contest" sugestion :)
<Baliadoc> i mean the more blatantly obvious storyline :)
<Chaos`^> you mean the sex scenes?

Quote 1287

* Yol_Tura thinks we should get to the game now
* MessiahX thinks me should go to waffle house
<MessiahX> cookies!!!
<CopperLeaf> i think someone has gone insane
<MessiahX> mmmmmm cookies
<Yol_Tura> the game, massiah, the game

Quote 1288

<MessiahX> you hear a lou rumbling and suddenly cookies are falling from the sky
<MessiahX> (penut butter cookies with chocolate chips)
<Jarra> ((AHHH! NO WE'RE IN A WHACKY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!))
<Yol_Tura> "Must be the baker god."
<Jarra> ((Messiah come on! Go get some food then be serious! hehe))
<MessiahX> who said i wasnt serious miss kitty cat

Quote 1289

<MessiahX> big blue furry monsters are attacking
<Jarra> ((oh my god.))
<CopperLeaf> can i rape and pillage elmo?
<Jarra> ((come on now...*sigh*))
<MessiahX> i did it all for the cookie the cookie so you can take that cookie and stick it in my yum stick it in my yum

Quote 1290

<`Temera`> "Where did you find it?"
* `Temera` keeps watching the skeleton
<Jester`^> "I don't know, I was walking down the street, next thing I knew it was just walking down it!"
<`Temera`> "Maybe somebody lost it?"

Quote 1291

* `Temera` walks toward the skeleton
* Jester`^ stares at Temera
<Jester`^> "Where are you going!? You're not going to walk right up to him are you?"
* `Temera` walks right up to the skeleton
<`Temera`> "Umm, Excuse me?"
<`Temera`> "Are you lost?"

Quote 1292

<`Temera`> "Who are you and what is this place?"
<Chaos`DM^> "I am Nino, and this is the Tower of Illusions, training place of young wizards, though many don't come without appointment, what family are you from and what level are you starting?
<`Temera`> "Huh? no family. I just got through being a toad for the past 200 years."

Quote 1293

<Salem_> AD&D and drugs do not mix- boys and girls
* Salem_ a egg frys in a pan- this is your brain, *adds cookies* this is your brain on AD&D
* Salem_ *adds bacon* this is your brain with home fries and a side of bacon

Quote 1294

<Baliadoc> Experience is for the piddly bickering of the puny and weak! Quotes are the food of the Gods!

Quote 1295

* Baliadoc is looking for something in particular
<Baliadoc> (stats)
<Orrik> Baliadoc Stats are : 11 14 10 4 9 10 (58)
<Baliadoc> and that's not it

Quote 1296

* ** Keith` Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* ** Keith` has joined #AD&D_game
<Keith`> need less to say this is starting to piss me off
<Marcus_Fenway> Sorry, would it help if I stopped nuking you?

Quote 1297

<Marcus_Fenway> I got 2 of 4 Character sheets
* Baliadoc is almost there
* Marcus_Fenway assimilates Baliadoc... "Your new Designation is 3 of 4"

Quote 1298

<Oskar`^> Marcus, water isn't a real problem with a cleric on board =p
* Bonk` thinks that should be added to the list of famous last words :)
<Glenn``> same here :)
<Marcus_Fenway> Oskar, you would be amazed how fast water could run out with 2-3 Clerics and 500 people

Quote 1299

* Bonk` needs a book in orcish for a spell book . . hmm, will just wing it
<Marcus_Fenway> Half-Orc Spell, Level 1... 'Blue Angel' Creates a Cone of Fire that engulfs all with in 5' of the caster. Components: a Candle or other small flame, and a Can of Beens consumed many hours ahead of time.
<Marcus_Fenway> Nausea: Makes all within 50' Fall Ill and unable to do more then simple tasks... Requierments: Don't take a bath for at least a week.

Quote 1300

* Baliadoc will probably be a bit late to the game tonight
<Baliadoc> heck, i'm not even sure what the hell is going on yet
* Alcar isn't either, if its any help
<Alcar> Ok. Hmm, you were just blading around the city right?
* Baliadoc is off being angst filled
<Alcar> and doing a good job at it.
<Baliadoc> hehe, very! i don't even have to roleplay it ;)