Quotes 1101 to 1200

Quote 1101

<t`Elana> Ulfgar, the axe is a flaming axe
* ^Ulfgar^ wonders if the axe will start simpering and talking about interior decorating in battle....

Quote 1102

<NightShade> i got my GF into AD&D.. he he... power corupts but AD&D absolutely corrupts *evil chuckle*

Quote 1103

<Simon```> The vampire goes to respond, then shivers and literally fails into pieces before your eyes, whatever Power was possessing her vanishing and leaving the air still. Where the vampire was, is ahses.
<Faline`> (( fails to pieces? Sparkie must have rolled for her :) ))

Quote 1104

<Simon```> Jeramias touches Rei's shoulders and says something in his native tongue then opens his eyes "Done. You have the gift."
<Rei`---> "hmm... a forgotten memory.."
<Rei`---> "normal people will... slowly forget me now"
<Salem_> "gift? tp forget? did you eat a peach?"

Quote 1105

* Salem_ sings " cotton eye joe" off key~!!
<* Faline` oocly twitches at the t> )

Quote 1106

<Rei`---> "umm.. you know i don't think they would mind if we went our own way but i don't see why they keep running around in areas of the world which create problums"
<Simon```> ‹‹ DM would, since running 2 adventures at once is pain in the neck :p ››
<Faline`> (( yeah but its cool :) ))
<Faline`> (( and besides, we're just doing what our characters would. cant blame us for rping correctly can ya? :) ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ nope ››
<Faline`> (( thats what I thought :) ))

Quote 1107

<Faline`> "My aunt?"
<Cecil`^> (( I wasn't aware I had an aunt ))
<Faline`> (( "I wasnt aware I had a mom" j/k ))
<Salem_> ( i wasn't aware i have my own personal demond)
<Faline`> (( think of it this way Salem..you wont get lonely :P ))

Quote 1108

<Salem_> (oh- just eat him and get it over with)
<Faline`> (( lol no thanks ))
<Cecil`^> (( She was eaten by a dog! you don't need to add the homosexual part, I think all dogs are gay.. ))

Quote 1109

<Simon```> From below you hear what sounds vaguely like garfield and odie, grown up and rated R
<Faline`> "Is it just me or do you hear that too?"
<Rei`---> "i hear it but i don't want to"
<Simon```> The noises from below stop as the dog -- err, wolf -- avenges garfield haters everywhere and knocks the kitten into a wall in the Do-It-Yourselfers sleep spell
<Faline`> (( lol ))
<Faline`> (( oh, he's gonna get it later :P ))

Quote 1110

* Rei`--- starts to pur as well and wonders if driving after drinking catnip tea is illigel
* Faline` would think that catnip isnt in any way an illegal substance of count asn an intoxicant in human standards, but doesnt because she is currently intoxicated :P
<Faline`> (( hicher=higher...woah cool I think my character being intoxicated is somehow affecting my typing skills ;P ))

Quote 1111

<Alcar> Going to try something new . .. How much EXP do you think you're pcs earned?
<Keith`> 3000 ?
<Alcar> why 3000?
<Keith`> 1 that gives me a level up in both classes 2 A VAMPIRICK KITTEN FOR GOD SAKES!

Quote 1112

<`Raphael> Why be an archangel when you can be a 6ft Mutant turtle
<Kulvor> cause archangels have kool wings
<Kulvor> and swords
<Kulvor> and they kick ass
<`Raphael> Turtles have Cool shells and weapons and Kick ass
<Kulvor> so be a turtle archangel :P

Quote 1113

* Faline` snuggles againt Rei a bit -- her brain still seems to be booting up..damn windows...
* Faline` runs her eye with a hand...paw...hand-paw..well whatever, you get the picture
* Rei`--- holds Faline and enjoys the breaf molment befor he dies or Faline goes belistic

Quote 1114

* Faline` picks out a couple t-shirt and skirt outfits, which seem to be not quite as tight as her other clothes, obviously to account for the enlargement to wereform
<Simon```> The salesgirl shows Faline some models made with elastics "For when you get breast enlargements you, like, don't have to reutnr the clothes! Its like,cool!" the salesgirl says
<Faline`> (( "Excuse me, are you implying that I need a boob job?" *kills the annoying salesgirl on principal* :P ))

Quote 1115

<Salem_> drat- i need zombies for dummies
<Simon```> watch the Barney Show at 4 pm
<Salem_> accck! i don't want to be a zombie'

Quote 1116

<Alcar> Well Janes just an enviromentalist with the government. Really.
<Chaos`^> yeah, jane is just an enviromentalist, really
<Baliadoc> which means Jane is a demon from the 8th circle of hell
<Baliadoc> to put it in laymans terms
<Chaos`^> dear god I hope not!

Quote 1117

<Sintaqx> not only do I have the Characters confused, I've succeeded in boggling the players minds :)

Quote 1118

<Chaos`^> you have a friggin were cow!? I thought that was a friggin joke! OMG!

Quote 1119

<Faline> hmm, wonder if we can find a group of weres, live with them :)
<Simon```> hehehe. Wereville, next right :p Has lots of animal crossing signs
<Faline> hehe no but seriously :)
<Simon```> who said I wasnt being serious? :)

Quote 1120

* Faline turns her attention to the TV
<Cecil`^> (( you mean the one that's off? 'look! it's called blackout! this is the best part!' ))

Quote 1121

* Faline flips channels, but eventually sighs and turns it off
<Faline> "Tv kind of loses a lot of its appeal when you're life gets freakier than the X Files."

Quote 1122

<Alcar> and salem totally oblierated a kids soul . .
<Alcar> detention for that :)
<Baliadoc> detention!? oh come on, it wasn't even her first day. that should be a warning or something :)

Quote 1123

<Alcar> wow. A drone bees penis snaps off during intercourse with the queen.
<Alcard---> wow.. remind me not to play a were bee
<EarthForge> if i were to play a werebee, i know that's one of the powers i would take: "Penis does NOT break off during intercourse"

Quote 1124

<Alcar> were black widow is worse :p
<Alcard---> only if your a male
<Alcard---> if your female go for it sex and food all at once who can complain
* Chaos`^ is really happy the human women haven't taken these bugs examples...
<Jeramias> yeah, they've done it worse. "I think I'll make them pay child support." Not that I'm bitter or anything

Quote 1125

* Caltak really in all seriousness took "Thou shalt not kill" to really mean more like "THou shalt not kill any innocents intentionally, without a very good reason." just shortened up a bit to leave room on the stone tablet :)

Quote 1126

<EarthForge> bah. maybe God just said "You vampires piss me the fuck off. Suck this." and made humans and weres :)
<Chaos`^> i like the suck this part
<Chaos`^> they took him literally
<EarthForge> And He said: "Check it, bitch! These babies can walk in sunlight! Can you do that? Can you? Huh?? Say my name!"

Quote 1127

<Caltak> hey that might be a good character in Alternity, a size-changing anthro cat :) very fun to rp :)
<Caltak> well hell, that would be fun in anything really ;)

Quote 1128

<Marcus_Fenway> Hell if I had a Holy Avenger I wouldn't take it off for Anything Including Sex!

Quote 1129

* Eli`` looks at Statik measuringly "Perhaps not. But most men I know spend all there time staring at me . .and not at my eyes."
<Marcus_Fenway> Then Statik`^ looks up and says "Huh, What!?"
<Natalia`-_> "Many of them you must stick a dagger under their chins to raise their eyes."
* Statik`^ tries his hardest not to look at what the women are talking about.. 'I will not look. I will not look. I will not look' on his mind
* Statik`^ gives a weak smile
* Statik`^ is too busy trying not to look to really talk

Quote 1130

<Marcus_Fenway> The Aloe-Vera was a Spaceship on a Cartoon I saw a while back...
<Marcus_Fenway> it Just sounded like a herb
<Statik`^> You're joking... right?
<Marcus_Fenway> nope I wish I was
<Marcus_Fenway> I am terible with plants names
<Statik`^> heh, well, Aloe-Vera is a real plant, it is really proven to help wounds heal faster...

Quote 1131

* Eli`` nods and drags Statik out of the way, trying not to disturb him too much
<Statik`^> *crack* oops I think I just broke his spine!
<Marcus_Fenway> "Do you have a Spare?"

Quote 1132

<Marcus_Fenway> "There is no Failure if you try."
<Eli``> 'I see. Because without trying we can't hope to win?"
<Natalia`-_> "If you never try you have already failed."
* Eli`` shakes her head "I will have to introduce you to the old master at our Monastery, Yoda. He might disagree with you."
<Marcus_Fenway> "Well, Move along you shall, much time you waist" :)

Quote 1133

* Faline sees an elevator openng and blood puring out...er, nm
<Faline> "Redrum..er, I mean, wow this place is nice." j/k on that first part ;)
<Milenko``> ((lol. "why that's odd, the blood usually gets off at the second floor))

Quote 1134

<Simon```> I9BallI sees Milenko standing there -- easily the most handsome guy you've ever seen .. would put models to shame. hes busy laughing
<Faline> (( so handsome, you half consider becoming gay ))
<Milenko``> ((EEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Bad! Bad! No!!))
<Faline> (( hehe ))

Quote 1135

<Salem_> if the new pc attacks me- i'm gona do something i regret!

Quote 1136

<Milenko``> The maze wouldn't be peacful if Bali was here *sniff*
<Simon```> how so>?
<Milenko``> Well, there would be the blood and screeming, and if I was lucky, no naked poodles

Quote 1137

* Salem_ stares at 9 ball like she could strip his skin with her eyes
<Simon```> 9Ball is gettting worried . . the demons look ready to slay him with their hellish powers :)
<I9BallI> ((yes indeed))
* Faline stares at 9 ball like she could strip his skin with her teeth..and she could, too!

Quote 1138

<I9BallI> "Havent ate in a week! Uncle's got food for me..."
<Faline> (( he said "I havent had a bite to eat in weeks" so I bit him :P ))

Quote 1139

<Simon```> The maze is (currently :) 8' tall hedges, left and right paths
<Faline> (( as opposed to when it becomes a macrophiliac's wet dream ;) ))
<Simon```> ‹‹ LOL. Just using the bloody mythology here, ok? :p ››

Quote 1140

<Simon```> ok, You find Latin very easy as a class .. . you learn the 1st chapter of the book in the one lesson. The OAC teacher looks truly surprised and pleased
* Salem_ is surprised as well- its like i allredy know
<Simon```> ‹‹ yup :) ››
<Simon```> ‹‹ or being . .helped . . to learn it. ››
* Salem_ finds that creepy- but hey!! it will get her an A- i knew that demond is good for something
<Cecil`^> (( he's prolly snipping pieces of your soul every lesson ;-))

Quote 1141

* Salem_ tags simon- your IT
* Salem_ dashes off
<Simon```> a big wolf chaes after Salem
<Salem_> "hey- your cheating!!!"
* Simon``` shifts back into human "Oh, fine then!"
<Faline> (( Salem ca even the odds by swallowing his soul :P ))
<Rei`--> (no chew and spit out)

Quote 1142

<Simon```> Whats Faline doing with the shovel?
* Faline just holding it
<Salem_> "faline looks like farmer brown"
* Faline looks at Salem like shes nuts...a weretigress in jean shorts and a t-shirt looks like farmer brown...?
<Cecil`^> (( farmer brown's hick daughter? ))
<Salem_> "yea.....farmer brown- you make tiger's milk"
<Faline> (( farmer brown's daughter..if was into beastiality :P ))

Quote 1143

* Alcar would give bonus levels to someone who could rp were windows right
<Keith`> alcar that would be easy
<Keith`> just react like a normal were but instead of having some thing like str bonuses have a mental brake down
<Keith`> that and pick up ever cold they come in contact with
<Keith`> mutate it and send it out as a more vistuse cold

Quote 1144

<Warner> The Olympics can't be that great. They don't even have a saturday morning cartoon about them :)
* Caltak thinks there should be roleplaying olympics :)
<Alcar> Player: "Quick. I leap aside, race around the track, leap through the crowds and run faster than ever . breaking a 2 minute mile!" DM: "Sorry the DEA officials stil catch you and test yor urine. Make a new pc."
<Caltak> they check for sterioids, and munchiness ;P

Quote 1145

<Stagnant> any ad&d games going on?
<Darkkin> yes there is Stagnant
<Stagnant> can i join?
<Darkkin> Sure what levels does everyone want to play
<Stagnant> i have a level 1.
<Darkkin> thats way too high
<Darkkin> i was thinking level 0

Quote 1146

<Simon```> Charles shrugs "I guess so." He looks at you "I see chains around you . . why?"
* Cecil`^ shrugs
<Cecil`^> "There may be alot of reasons.."
<Cecil`^> (( the dm made me stay here!! that's why! I'm being held here prisoner! Let me out!! Help!!!! ))

Quote 1147

<Sintaqx> The Difinitive Work on the subject of DMing..... Also know as 101 ways to kill your player characters

Quote 1148

<Sintaqx> new magical item.. the Lightning rod. Calls forth a bolt of lightning as a 10th lvl spellcaster... natural lightning has an 80% chance of striking the rod

Quote 1149

<Jeramias> hmm. Think Bali would mind if my character was the illigitment child of Jer?
<Jeramias> Well, No one would likly do so willingly, but he wouldn't rape her(even in the Evil Callaran game)... hmm..
<Alcar> With Silva as the mother? :)
<Alcar> hey, they fit together perfectly :p
<Jeramias> That could work! Neither of them knew what they were doing. "They were trying to do something simple, like jump-start a car, but they got confused."

Quote 1150

<Duloth> Ping:This spell has three affects. It deals 1 point of damage, tells you the exact distance to the named target, and makes a loud "Ping" noise, which can have affects determined by the DM.
<Duloth> Mass Ping:(Level 1) This spell acts as level 0 Ping, but affects anyone, friendly or not, including the caster, within 100 ft.

Quote 1151

<Dee_Emm> for various reasons, you have all come to the kingdom of Velouria (if you know the name, don't berate me. I like it :), and have arrived at the Glimmering City, an incredibly large town built by the first PC party to exist, basically.
<Dee_Emm> It's a town that shines in day or night, a waypoint to travelers everywhere, and a symbol of heroism and safety.
<Anne_> and sun block
<Izayus> Btw how do people sleep in that city
<Izayus> i mean god... all that light

Quote 1152

<Old-Man-> Dwarf1 grins, getting ready to come at you... but then, his skull, protesting like the dwarves, refuses to remain solid, and crunches in. Dwarf1 slumps

Quote 1153

<Old-Man-> okay, Teebo misses horribly, once again sending the arrow into the alley, though this time you hear "Again? No... NOO!!! JER!!!!!"
* Teebo shouts out, "No, his iligit child!"

Quote 1154

<Jeramias> well, I did manage to hit Bali :)
<Baliadoc> true :)
<Jeramias> that was a nice touch :)
<Jeramias> 25% chance to kill the DM during use :)

Quote 1155

<Jimbo``> okay, the night passes uneventfully, and i hafta end the game for now, on account of a) not feeling well and b) well, i don't wanna get lynched for more bad DMing :)
<Teebo> not nearly as good as mine, much better in fact ;)
<Jimbo``> yeah, my first sessions always seem to be really cinematic. hopefully the next session will be a bit more interesting
<Teebo> No, that was interesting! I sleep durning alcar's games too! honest!

Quote 1156

<t`Elana> nope, no clerics
<t`Elana> hoping someone decides to multi-class into one
<Ulfgar^> Heh heh..barbarian/cleric? LOL
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Tak wouldn't make a good cleric
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "You no need healing you still consious."

Quote 1157

<SinDM> the elf is running away...
<Ulfgar^> can i throw on the run?
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Just hope you don't catch up to whatever you throw

Quote 1158

<Ulfgar^> Once the elf leaves I will look around carefully for any peepholes
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Already did
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> The DM is being a Ass there is no way out
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> The Door is Solid Adamantium and there are no holes in the walls
<Dorcus> Isn't there a law that PCs have to have an escape route? I know it applies to jail cells under castles everywhere with secret exits . . . it should apply here also
* Dorcus moves for a vote to impeach the DM :)
* SinDM overrules

Quote 1159

<Ebensith> "we arent with the drow."
* Ulfgar^ says "I am dwarf" (as if to imply that answers any doubts)
<SinDM> the elf chuckles
<SinDM> "So are the duerger."
* Ulfgar^ spits when he hears the word "duergar"
<Ulfgar^> They not dwarves, they scum, lower than el....er orcs.
<SinDM> the elf laughs at Ulfgar^'s comment and opens a door, gesturing for you to enter

Quote 1160

<SinDM> "You want answers, I would assume."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "acctually we want world peace, but answers will do."
<SinDM> "First though, we would like to know why you have ventured this deep."
<Dorcus> "Seeking a castle, actually. Not a war."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Where looking for a Castle?"
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim looks confused, never acctuly bothering to figure out what their Mission was until now.

Quote 1161

<SinDM> the elf who escorted you in approaches
<SinDM> "Follow me, I will show you out... the ale will meet you at the tunnel entrance."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Elves have to bribe us with Ale to get us to leave
<Dorcus> i'm surprised you didn't kill them all -- they've been wasting it to clean armour :)
<Ulfgar^> What do elves know anyways?
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> as long as they have some left for us
<Ulfgar^> Plus there's plenty enough for Tak and I. :) For a couple days at least. When we return.
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> but if their ale runs out we go on a rampage!
<Ulfgar^> Definitely. That definitely rates a beserker rage.

Quote 1162

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim and Ulfgar^ continue on with a second corus almost seemingly making it up as they go but somehow still singing the same thing.
<Ebensith> "i guess it would be a lost cause to try and keep em quiet, huh?"
<Dorcus> "I think you're right .."
* Ulfgar^ slips in a line here and there about elven women's beards. :)
<t`Elana> "A quiet dwarf is like a cute orc."
<t`Elana> "They simply don't exist."

Quote 1163

* Ulfgar^ follows....singing about puttin weight on the elves and teachin them not to prance about so.
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim Sings a line about elven mating habits that don't involve the women
* Ulfgar^ chokes on his ale briefly on that line..laughs loudly and continues
* t`Elana ad-libs another line that compliments Taklinn_Rumnaheim's and answers the question "where did centaurs vcome from?"

Quote 1164

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "No wonder them Elves be Rangers and Druids. They like to frolick with the wild animals"
* Ebensith seems to be picturing all this in his head
* t`Elana collapses laughing
<Ulfgar^> What's that they have? Animal friendship? *snorts*
<t`Elana> "An elf and a wolverine!"
* Ebensith eyes open wide
<Dorcus> "P - porcuine"
* t`Elana can't seem to stand back up, laughing too hard

Quote 1165

<t`Elana> "Drowburger."
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> "Drowslaw"
* Ulfgar^ holds up his flaming axe.....pre-cooked too.
<Dorcus> 'Shishkadrow .. "
<t`Elana> "OOh, flameau"
<Ulfgar^> Drowlee Minon
<Ebensith> "drow on rice?"

Quote 1166

<t`Elana> "Filet-o-drow"
<Dorcus> "McDrow."
<Ulfgar^> McDrownnets
<t`Elana> "McDrow with Cheese"
<Ulfgar^> Drow Chalupa
<t`Elana> "you quiero Taco Drow"
<Ulfgar^> Drop the Drowlupa!
<Ebensith> "I want my baby back drowribs yaa.....bar-b-q sauce"

Quote 1167

<Sintaqx> Dwarves = quotes, 2 dwarves = 3 x the qoutes (odd mathematical law)

Quote 1168

<Marcus_Fenway> Statik, fires wildly in panic as he is charged down by the tiny Intruder.
<Marcus_Fenway> The Goblin swings and Crashes its Mace into Statik's already hurting knee
<Natalia`-_> "The goblin, not the brush! Kill the Goblin!"
* Statik`^ swears at natalia and swears at the goblin.. LOUDLY

Quote 1169

<Statik`^> are you saying i'm dead AGAIN!?
<Marcus_Fenway> your unconsious
<Statik`^> Dammit! I don't want to die anymore!!!
<Natalia`-_> you're just impotent again

Quote 1170

<Duloth> "Jedi vs. Terminator, the Movie." *Sound of Heavy breathing* "If you think you can defeat me, you underestimate the power of the dark side of the force, whomever you are."
<Duloth> "Hey, wait.. I'm using my powers, your supposed to stop moving and choke to death now. C'mon!! *gulp!*"
<Duloth> "You are, terminated." *SNAP!*

Quote 1171

* Faline walks up to the desk, smiling sweetly. "Hi, I'm here to apply for the assistant job."
<Simon```> Ok, The woman nods to you "I see. You're the second applicant so far today." She hands you a form (name, adrees, date, sin number etc.) "Just fill this out, please."
<Keith`> (well my quolifications are i'm a big giant cat traped in a humans bodie...)

Quote 1172

* Milenko`` looks at the game they are playing. "I don't like that game much, they got my picture totally wrong on the card." as he winks
<Simon```> Kevin looks at you "This place is a dump man. What do you mean, Your picture on the card?"
<Milenko``> "The picture on the vampire card." he says grinning, showing his fangs.

Quote 1173

<Chaos`^> Happy birthday keith!
<Alcar> happy birthday!
<Keith`> thanks i think... from this groop that could also be a curse :)

Quote 1174

* Faline walks in and sits down at the typewriter and begins to type "All work and no play make Faline a dull tiger" over and over j/k :P

Quote 1175

<Jeramias> Speaking of role playing, I need to put my English and math book in my backpack

Quote 1176

<Simon```> ok, Farmer bob, on hold, wants to know why his cow is PRODUCING chocolate milk right this instant
<Faline> "Ermm...she hasn;t had any access to any Hershey's Syrup lately, has she?"
<Simon```> Farmer bob (coldly) "No! She was fine until last night."
* Faline winces, knowing all too well what the cause was, but wonders just how its chocolate...
* Faline tells him something about it having to do with cats and cows being natural enemies a long time ago, and some cows still develop phobias to cats

Quote 1177

<Simon```> Farmer Joe demands to speak to the Vet, at once. His cows are falling over sporadically in the field and he thinks, from their odd actiosn, that they were taken by aliens. He wants the vet to do an anal probe and see if he finds the hidden receiver in them and destroy it
* Faline is momentarily stunned
<Faline> "Uhh...I'm sorry, but Dr. <<insert name here>> is unavailable right now, but I can take a message if you'd like...
* Faline wonders inwardly if the farmer checked for neck punctures...

Quote 1178

<Cecil`^> is it normal for a druid to be looking in a septic tank?
<Simon```> no

Quote 1179

<Cecil`^> "and we need something so I know it's you.."
<Simon```> He shrugs "A password?"
<Rei---> (well he could kick you in the nuts but that would make to much sence)

Quote 1180

* Faline wishes moments like these would never end, and they wouldnt have to deal with dragons, demons, vampires, adn all that crazy stuff
* Faline hopes Brak didnt hear her wishing that :P j/k

Quote 1181

<Teacher`^> damn.. now I hafta murder an entire hotel staff....'

Quote 1182

<Sintaqx> Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
<Caltak> for Jer, eh would have to TRY to find someone crazier than himself ;)
<Jeramias> like the teacher, and the reaper, and ... and ... and then some more
<Sintaqx> well.. it seems he's doing a good job at it
<Caltak> like Faline? SHe can realy go crazy :)

Quote 1183

<Jeramias> I took up smoking once for 6 seconds so that I could have something to quit ;)

Quote 1184

<Caltak> well In any case, Faline is very nice when you dont piss her off. SHe is also very cuddly. just ask Rei ;P
* Jeramias don't want to die by Rei's paw :)
<Jeramias> maybe if I get his consent... ;)
<Keith`> consent for what?
<Sintaqx> lol.... Rei, Faline, and the nymphomaniacle Fairy
<Jeramias> for Faline ;)
<Keith`> um i do bleave you would end up dead quite quickly
<Jeramias> It was her idea!

Quote 1185

* Jeramias don't trust the cop enough, not after what happened before
<Jeramias> Mil would just rather be let off somewhere that he can get a room, not in the middle of no where
<Sintaqx> since when is trust a required factor in sex?
<Jeramias> Well, I would want to trust her enough to not be handcuffed to the bed and then having the cops come after me :P
<Sintaqx> granted, for any form of a meaningful relationship there must be trust, but ho, wild sex is not my idea of a meaningful relationship
<Jeramias> besides, Mil thinks that he got stuck with the reaper again
* Sintaqx loves playing NPCs and shape-changing npcs

Quote 1186

<Sintaqx> actually... RandomNPC is not just one person.
<Sintaqx> it's whatever NPC I play that is not under Alcar's control
<Caltak> Hehehe if RandomNPC never existed, things would still be interesting, even if only with the other pcs interactions alone ;)
<Sintaqx> hence trying to figure out what I'm going to do is an exercise in futility
<Chaos`^> yeah, you try being chased by vampires, have your daughter be brain washed and told to kill all the natives, almost get her back, and then find out she was kidnapped again. Then you try staing with salem and faline for a couple days, then you tell me how much more sane I will be without you.

Quote 1187

<Cecil`^> "Do you know why you are here?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "I'm Hazel Valentine and I will be your student for the next few minutes, how can I help you?"
* Cecil`^ blinks and looks at hazel
<Cecil`^> "First thing, why are you here?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "interesting...... refusal to answer a gesture for help."
* Hazel`And`Teacher gets out a notepad and writes something down

Quote 1188

<Hazel`And`Teacher> "Alright, next question.. how do you rate your sex life?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "on a scale from 1 - 10
<Cecil`^> "It's drugs isn't it? are you on drugs?"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "1 being a wet noodle, 10 being the energizer bunny"
<Hazel`And`Teacher> "Ah, Viagra.. hmmm.. a sign of insecurity perhaps."

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* Faline grabs her backpack and her water skin and follows, forgetting a) to get dressed and b) to be human

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<Gaty`^> YOu see a man grabbing his chest, he isn't consient and is laying on the bed
* Bonk` curses fighting the orcish genetic urge to rape, pillage and loot, at least until after helping him
<Caltak> oh no, heart attack! QUick, cast shocking grasp and use it like a defibrulator!!!

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<Gaty`^> Bonk finds the man on the bed, he also sees a scroll rolled up on a nightstand near the man with a sign pointing down to it saying "read this"
<Gaty`^> The scroll has many ilustarations and scentances explinging how to restart a heart (( cpr ))
<Caltak> ok whats up with this? CPR instructions?!? lol
<Gaty`^> it's a cursed scroll with a heart
<Gaty`^> the man soon groans and slowly opens his eyes
* Bonk` is probably not the best sight for him to see but is what he sees anyway
<Gaty`^> The man gasps and has a heart attack.. J/K

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<Caltak> wow, what is it a Scroll of Giving Away Plot Points?
<`Man`> Scroll of Making its Own Plot Points?

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<Caltak> oh I have an even better pc for me to be in Sin's game! AN OTYUGH!!!! er, I really do need sleep, dont I? :P

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<Jeramias> Well, right now my stuff is at level 2, and 80 more exp will bring me up to level 4, which would save me from having to do level 3 stuff ;)
<Caltak> Jer, Jer, Jer ;P
<Jeramias> Keyword: lazy :)

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<Jeramias> Mil. It has been decread by the gods that he is insane because of the player behind him :)
<Caltak> HeY aNd WhO sAyS I'm NoT iNsAnE???????
<Caltak> I think I'm a wemic. I rest my case ;)

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<Caltak> damn, I dont even want to THINK about what would happen to Reawen if Petra found out she was still being a bitch...*shudder* nasty way to go, too.
<Caltak> very very nasty :P killed by the toilet....

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<Sin{DM}> The trap is sprung and the wall slams against t`Elana, whi\o is unable to move out of the way fast enough
<Ulfgar^> This could prove popular for slimming...the only trouble is it's permanence.
<Jester`^> it doesn't hurt that.. *crunch* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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* Kelris remembers something and reaches into his pocket, handing t`Elana his translation of the map above
<Kelris> beneath translation, wrote "I think I missed a verb or something."
* t`Elana looks at Kelris with a raised brow
<t`Elana> "I think that you missed more than a verb.
<t`Elana> "Picked Pigs Feet are delicious..."
<Sin{DM}> the statues move to block the bridge
* Kelris turns a brighter shade of red then looks at the statues . ..
<t`Elana> "I highly doubt that the X on the map has anything to do with pickled pigs feet."
* Kelris points to the statues as if to say "They seem to think so."

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<Tssmra`te> hehe is drow any good? ;P
<Sin{DM}> hehe.. tastes like chicken ;)

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<Dymintia> 1d20+3 - not that it matters since I'm gurgling up my own blood.
<Sparkie> Dymintia 1d20+3: 22 - not that it matters since I'm gurgling up my own blood.
<Dymintia> ((FUCKING FIGURES! I'm outcold, and I get a damn good Init... *grumbles*))