Quotes 1001 to 1100

Quote 1001

<Warner> IRC does something to the minds sence of time. like when an artist goes right brained. the left brain shuts down and he loses all track of time

Quote 1002

<Warner> reality bites. why do you think drugs are so populer? :)
<Caltak> but who needs drugs when you have AD&D?
<Caltak> oop, I think I may have just made anotehr quote :P
<Warner> I need drugs. need to sell some so I can aford to buy all these blasted books :)

Quote 1003

<Sintaqx> I was considering making a were-rattlesnake, whose profession is a lawyer

Quote 1004

<Reeve``> "Maybe I'll just go try to live a quiet life somewhere. Maybe the curse will just stay dormant."
<Snake`--> "may my dream be your reality"
<Reeve``> "What??"

Quote 1005

* Marcus_Fenway is a Halfling Paladin
<Marcus_Fenway> Don't make me Shove my Healing Hands up your Arse!

Quote 1006

<Salem_> "when we get a safe distance out...can i take a gander of flying this golden goose?"
<The_Vertical_Horizon> "There is no reason not to. Do you have a valid MCSE?"
<Salem_> "you kiddin- honey- i can drive anything with wheels or wings- or what ever!"
<Sheerrow> "Need I point out that this has neither?"

Quote 1007

<Laura`----> "microsoft products have a way of keeping them selves alive no matter how much you try and kill it"

Quote 1008

<Alcar> The Vertical Horizon: "Right hold is currently occupied"
<Riker``> "By what??"
<Laura`----> (oh crap what did you guys let on the ship)
<Tzarrgrinn> (an oytung.. sewage recycling.)

Quote 1009

<Bethor_Nosgoth> well, gtg all...its closing time *sniff sniff* This t1 and me are in love, i think im going to try and elope :-)

Quote 1010

* Salem_ runs up to the teacher and tugs her skirt with tears in her eyes " t-that lady tried to touch me, and and-... (starts making a rucus)
<Simon```> The teacher Salem in shock "She WHAT?!"
* Salem_ turns on the water works
<Faline`> (( Salem is good at two things: Raising the dead and bullshitting :P ))
<Salem_> "i don;t want to go with her..shes not my mommy..."
<Salem_> ((i got a PhD in BS))

Quote 1011

<Vaj> "We gotta go to the land of the canucks???"
<Simon```> Chris looks at Vaj, puzzled "The what?"
<Vaj> "Nothing.. I just don't think I can stand hearing 'eh' at the end of every sentance."

Quote 1012

<Simon```> Chris: "However, they're in a minority." He looks at Salem "Ah." frowns "You smell of magic used recently. . . "
<Salem_> "used? sorry- i only use "store Brand" magic

Quote 1013

* Faline` oocly wonders if they'll meet any were-mooses in Canada :P
<Vaj> (nah, just were-maple trees)
<Faline`> (( that or were-polarbears or somethig :P ))
<Vaj> (were-earthworm?)

Quote 1014

<Salem_> "salt makes the dead go back to sleep or something like that"
<Simon```> 'Wow! I want to see that."
<Salem_> "i think i can do this, but i am no witch"
<Salem_> "i hope "dead for dummies" can help...but i'm normal

Quote 1015

<Faline`> "If..If I dont..kill anyone good...Then it..it isnt wrong..."
* Faline` grips her head
<Faline`> "ugghhhh...."
* Faline` 's moan turns into a growl. She looks up, her eyes glowing red.
* Faline` looks in pain again, the red light dies down "No..."
<Faline`> "ARRRGGGHHH!"
* Faline` switches to wereform and roars loudly
<Faline`> (( this is what we call a morl struggle :) Except, when you're also a aplit personality, and that other personaliy happen to be a tiger, things get more interesting :) ))

Quote 1016

<Faline`> Faline is a scizo, Rei is behind the times, Cecil lost his memory (unless that was an act), Simon's forgets what forms he's in, Salem has that whole "undead affinity" thing going on, Mephisto's from the medieval world...
<Faline`> is that everyone? :P
<Faline`> oh yeah Marneus is like the only "normal" one :)
<Faline`> Danric's just weird all around..

Quote 1017

<_Salem_> "wait- we have to go back.... i think, theres a mummy or a crazy old lady"
<Cecil`^> (( a mummy would be the least of my problems right now ))

Quote 1018

<Faline`> (( this whol Party, with maybe the exception of Marneus, are a bunch of mental cases :) ))

Quote 1019

<Faline`> oh shit..Faline acts nuts already, just think what'll happen when her tiger half goes into heat...

Quote 1020

* Chaos`^ votes we move to the sun, vampires have a thing about fire.. but none of the pc's but vaj and I really know that, so nevermind..

Quote 1021

<Fronkenshteen> I'll start one in 5
<Fronkenshteen> The Frozen Island of Naador..an adventure involving a legendary white dragon called ZSEN
<Keith`> i haven't had enought sleep to even try that
<Fronkenshteen> I'm just trying to build intrigue by mentioning it now and then

Quote 1022

<Baliadoc> sorry about last night, i was tied up in RL
<Baliadoc> well at least nothing important happened then :)
<Alcar> Uhm, 500 people were slaughtered thanks to the party Bali :)
<Baliadoc> oh. well, when you put it that way... WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO NOW!?!!

Quote 1023

<Warner> who needs wings? with zero G you can manuver around using nothing more then a can of beans and a upset digestive tract :)

Quote 1024

* Simon``` whispers something you don't catch
* Danric nods
<Simon```> "I . . .I don't like girls." quietly
<Danric> "I hear ya loud and clear, big guy."
<Danric> "Oh. Maybe I don't."
<Danric> "So when you mean you don't like girls, you mean you don't like them in the 'Ew, they have cooties,' sense, or 'Man, does Mel Gibson III have a nice ass?' sense?"
<Simon```> "Uhm, he does .." very softly

Quote 1025

<Salem_> simon is gay?
<Salem_> a gay-rou?

Quote 1026

<Sir_Alfred> I used to rule a place called Camelot, for a few weeks.
<Prince_Jonathan> Ah, why not now?
<Sir_Alfred> I got bored.

Quote 1027

<Valdus_Stoneskin> ((jennifer: you sure know how to get game geeks to pay attention to you. calling attention to the female anatomy does it every time))

Quote 1028

<Jonas`> (are the atmosphere suits still around, Sin?)
<Sintaqx> (yes, byt you hafta fut the lockers out of the bulkhead to get them)
<Jonas`> (hmm... sounds a bit complicated...)
<Jonas`> "I hope I run into the Professor. This thing is gonna need a bit of bamboo and palm fronds."

Quote 1029

* Icarus``` looks at the avatar, confused "The tree beetle seems to like your mates hair . ."
<Jonas``> "Oh no, flyboy. She isn't my mate. I don't even know her."
<Sintaqx> (when has that stopped most people?)

Quote 1030

<Warner> "Now would be a good time scotty" shows up in star trek movies as often as "I have a bad feeling about this" shows up in star wars movies :)

Quote 1031

<Caltak> what I could never get past is how the hell flying past the sun will send you back/forward in time...
<Warner> Caltak it has to do with the fact that if you combine general relitivity, warp drive theory, and artistic licence you can make flying monkeys wielding whoopie cussions seam plusable :)

Quote 1032

<Sintaqx> vampric were-kender thief/ranger/sorcerer/wizard/monk lich
<Sintaqx> it's a wolf cursed to become a kender under the full moon

Quote 1033

<Warner> vampric kender thief/ranger/sorcerer/wizard/monk/lich telemarketer

Quote 1034

<Sintaqx> were-chahuahua... a wolf that turns into a chahuahua and has an urge to say "You quiero Taco Bell" at the most annoying times

Quote 1035

<Sintaqx> were-Lawyer.. lawyer by day, cockroach by night... now you know why you can never get rid of them!
<Sintaqx> that way you can ask a lawyer which rock they crawled out from under they can honestly (an unheard of act) show you
* Sintaqx is still going to make that were-rattlesnake Lawyer for LoLaD
<Sintaqx> gotta remember to take the speak with animals part, that way I will be able to speak with all the snakes, lawyers, judges, politicians, upper management....

Quote 1036

* Sintaqx wonders if there could be such a thing as a were-asshole?
<Baliadoc> asshole's don't have the ability to stop being themselves :)

Quote 1037

* Sintaqx has learned to dread the pauses between alcar's LOL!'s and the next time he speaks.... that is when he updates Sparkie with what was just said

Quote 1038

<Keith`> fact in mideavle times if you owned and oporated your own heavy artiloray (catapolt or balist) you where considerred a rich and powerfull man
<Warner> Keith`fact in modern times if you own and operate your own heavy artilory you are considered rich, powerfull or loony :)

Quote 1039

<Warner> I don't understand why you can't attack a city the way a bus of school kids attacks a macdonalds. Just have every one show up acting like torests. eat them out of house and home. Then attack when the bring the bill :)
<Warner> Who needs a trojan horse. Just show up in bermuda shorts holding a camera :)

Quote 1040

<Cecil`^> "This isn't horse shit or anything is it?"
* Gelhalee looks at the candy, then at the horse shit these kids scared out of Milly, and seeing no similarity asks Cecil`^, "Is you're eye sight ok?"
<Cecil`^> "mabey it's horse shit extract"

Quote 1041

* Gelhalee tells Danric, "I'm trying to learn something about tecnology. By the way, where did you get this bag? I didn't think this world had such things"
<Danric> "You've got me. My friends here found it before I showed up. I think some wizard lives in there. Big AD&D fan, I guess."

Quote 1042

* Faline` drives very fast. Too fast, really. So fast, its faster than people normally drive here when not trying to go really fast.
* Gelhalee starts becoming carsick. not used to going this fast even when being attacked by the tarasque

Quote 1043

* Faline` figures the two cops would doubt the whole thing ever happened..you know, a disappearing horse and then suddenly not being able to move...they might thing it was some weird donut-induced illusion or something

Quote 1044

<Danric> "Everyone is a pawn. Some just think they can always move two squares all the time..."

Quote 1045

<Simon```> Volpone: "a fairy, I guess she would be called." He shrugs "They are . above lords of life and death, something more powerful, and primal."
<Simon```> Volpone: "Iron affects them as silver does us"
<Faline`> "Oh. Well, that's good to know then."
<Rei`--> "does that meen we just need to run her over with a 1975 buick skylark?"

Quote 1046

* Chadwick`` pulls out some small candies, feeding his sleeve
* Monkie` looks at Chadwick really strangely and hopes that was a spelling error on the players part
<Trael_Eredon> (don't tell me you're feeding sugar to your familiar!)
<Monkie`> ‹‹ long as its not a kender, it should be fine ››
<Trael_Eredon> (lol.. a kender familiar.. that's almost as bad as sparkie!)

Quote 1047

<Trael_Eredon> "do not meddle in the affairs of goblin archmagi for they are quick to miscast"

Quote 1048

* ``Julie`` thinks " a woman needs to DM for once"
<``Julie``> the plot- find the purse to match your shoes before 7 pm
<``Julie``> or ken will dump you for Barbie-
<``Julie``> ok- you can be a : blond, burnet, or a red head
<SemiSin> blond +2 cha, -2 int

Quote 1049

<``Julie``> the PLot: its one week before prom night of Sunnybrook high....your mission: find a hot date, cool clothes, and defeat your opponets for prom queen!!!!!!

Quote 1050

<Baliadoc> possibly. if you start using it too much, i'll just decide that the wild surge is "randomly" that you get turned into stone, and are traded in Gel's Magic shop to some Kender who doesn't have a wild mage for his life-size chessboard yet :)

Quote 1051

<Seraphina_Resc> "No food, no water, no weapons, no armor, no money, and in the hands of an insane goblin... isn't adventure great?"

Quote 1052

<Seraphina_Resc> "Do you have a stick I can draw with?"
* Cora_Resc watches Sera Draw a map of a Ogre's Arse and the Treasure up it

Quote 1053

<Chaos`^> When you enter the cave yell "Dragons fucking suck and I hate them all and I'm gunna take all thier treasure!" that will dissable the first trap

Quote 1054

<Chaos`^> "We practice, tell me second trap!"
<Seraphina_Resc> "Second trap is easy.. it's the illusion of a dragon resting on the treasure."
<Seraphina_Resc> "You must stick your hand into the illusion to disable it."
<Chaos`^> "Where in illusion?"
<Cora_Resc> "Its Mouth"
* Seraphina_Resc was going to suggest a more personal orifice

Quote 1055

<Dark83> Through the dorrway, a passage slopes down. In the distance you hear the cound of rushing water.
* Duloth walks through
* Bruis follows close behind
* t`Elana waits for the big, strong, if not too bright, fighters to go first

Quote 1056

<Dark83> The sound of rushing water becomes louder as you follow the descending passage. Finally you reach the edge of a large underground chasm. Beneath you, an underground river surges violently, appearing out of the darkness to your left and disappearing to your right.
<t`Elana> "I knew I should have paid attention to those sswimming lessons instead of emptying the strongbox."

Quote 1057

<t`Elana> "A magic Missile. Don't leave home without it."

Quote 1058

<Simon```> Cecil is given a typical bar menu - meat, salads, beer, wine, spirits, pop, coffee, speciality of the dead: Warned over lunch menu, more beer
<Faline`> (( Warnered over lunch menu? ;P ))
<Simon```> warmed
<Cecil`^> (( ok, a typical bar menu doesn't have a specialof the dead ))
<Simon```> day
<t`Elana> (specialty of the dead... great, wholesome eating establishment)

Quote 1059

<Simon```> She struggles, but Faline can hold her with ease
* Faline` tries to calm her down, but being restrained by a 7' 5" weretigress probably isnt too relaxing...well it depends who you are of course *wink* :P

Quote 1060

<Simon```> Reta: "I'm being kidnapped . . pet napped . . . by a were tiger . .. "
<Rei`-`-> "easy gezz don't give your self a heart attack or some thing"
<Simon```> <Reta> "How do I explain this at work?!"
<Rei`-`-> "call it a flash back to the 70's"

Quote 1061

<Rei`-`-> "so any one figur out just where we are headed other then the grate white north?"
<Faline`> "Um...not yet.."
<Faline`> "I figure we pick when we get there."
<Cecil`^> (( alaska ))

Quote 1062

* Cecil`^ looks for vamps
<Simon```> You find some in a pool hall, playing pool
<Cecil`^> "You guys look like the type that can do it for me.."
<Simon```> He looks at you suspiciously "Do what?"
<Cecil`^> "I need an id to get out of this country."
<Simon```> He frowns "I dont know what you're talkign about . ."
<Cecil`^> "Yes you do.."
<Simon```> He frowns "No, I dont." and goes back to the game of pool
* Cecil`^ lights his lighter a few times playing with it
<Cecil`^> "I used to be a pyro.. I think I'm getting back into the habbit.."

Quote 1063

<Chaos`^> btw, I quit my job
<Chaos`^> it was messing up my game time ;-)
<Chaos`^> only funny to those of us who know how much fun lolad can be and how bad it is when you miss it
<Caltak> I would drop out of school if it made me miss Lolad :P thank go it doesnt tho :)

Quote 1064

<Caltak> the line between Lolad and the real world is blurring, i should sleep too
<Caltak> though secretly I wish it would blur more :)
<Chaos`^> kinda and no
<Chaos`^> I don't want vamps stalking me

Quote 1065

<Caltak> "Faline, you've just defeated the Master Vampire of San Fransisco, what are you gonna do next?" "I'm going to Disney World to scare the shit out of all the tourists!"

Quote 1066

<Sintaqx> there is nothing more frightening than a zombie kender

Quote 1067

* Thamior aims in front of the dwarf - a warning shot that will be fired when he's at 80 feet.
<Dorcus> warning shot?!
<Dorcus> its an ambush! You dont give warning shots

Quote 1068

<Ellipseis> What is the conversion between Yards and Feet?
<Beliall> 3 feet per yard
<Alaya> 3 feet to a yard
<Pyr`uken> 3 yds : 1 ft
<Delta_Mu> 1 to 3
<Neostoise> 3ft = yd

Quote 1069

<Delta_Mu> And, within moments, the battle ends. Alaya is holding a very confused and angry squirrel and the bodies of 7 others litter the ground at your feet
<Leo_Artifex> "Can we keep it?" (:P)
* Ellipseis loots the corpses..

Quote 1070

* Alaya wonders if a carniverous flying squirrel would make a good familiar

Quote 1071

<Pyr`uken> where is the caravan?
<Ellipseis> We were supposed to meet it here
<Alaya> the squirrels got-em
<Pyr`uken> ahhh... i see

Quote 1072

* Ellipseis jogs back to the old man...
<Ellipseis> to Entri: "Find anything out while we were gone?"
<Entri> "He likes the Mets"
<Ellipseis> "Mets?"
<Entri> "I have no idea"

Quote 1073

<Ellipseis> Squirrel familiars give +2 bonus to nut gathering, right?
<Delta_Mu> this one is a carnivorous flying squirrel
<Delta_Mu> the nuts it gathers are generally attached to their owner at the time :)

Quote 1074

<Arcanine> The unicorn gets tired of waiting and leads Thalales to the entrance but stops seeing the two lying down..
<Arcanine> The trots over and nudges the two with his horn.
* Alaya_Darkglen stubbornly retains her unconscious state

Quote 1075

<Alaya_Darkglen> "Maybe we can leave him iwith the unicorn..... and continue on in... I want to see if this castle really exists."
<Arcanine> The unicorn follows the three and the place collapses
<Alaya_Darkglen> "Well.. Maybe not."

Quote 1076

<Gharu> god what a bunch of wimpies
* Sin_DM adds that to the famos last words list

Quote 1077

* _`Melody`_ plays softly- letting the males beat their chests like apes

Quote 1078

<Simon```> <Reta> "Furry? furry? They're monsters!"
<_{Melody}_> "am i a monster too? i'm human all the way"
<Simon```> <Reta> "Why didn't you run from these . .things?!" to Salem
<Danric> "Because then no one would be around to listen to her whine."
<_{Melody}_> "because, well.. its better than school"

Quote 1079

* Salem_ gives Danric an cold glare, her black eyes burn like coals in hell's fire
<Salem_> (make that the bully)
<Danric> (don't worry. I get it all the time with this character :)

Quote 1080

<Simon```> A man comes out of one of the homes you pass, giving Danric a hundred dollars. You see a young male, with dark skin and eyes. He's lithe, short and quiet with a burning intensity to his gaze that startles you.
<Simon```> He looks at Salem then nods to her "You are what you eat." And goes back inside
<Salem_> "hmm- then i should eat some souls of catholic school boys?"
<Cecil`^> (( Don't eat pork or anything or you'll be a pig =p ))

Quote 1081

* Cecil`^ sets silent knowing that danric is better at talking to them than he is..
<Salem_> "what..!!!"
<Cecil`^> (( I'm mr. miagi, no one likes me, but I mean well and you will learn if you have enough patience =))

Quote 1082

<Alaya_Darkglen> "Alfrght.. how about this time somebody OTHER than the halfling sorceress leads?"

Quote 1083

<Alaya_Darkglen> *creak* *creak* *scrape* *screak* (fighters version of move silently)

Quote 1084

<Dark83> if 0 people is running, and 8 people want to play, they'll play with whoever happens to DM...
<Dark83> doesn't mean the DM is good, unless they all are waiting for him to run a campaign

Quote 1085

* Alaya_Darkglen steps to the side of malak, telling him to keep an eye on the door
<Leo_Artifex> The goblintakes advantage and attack Ebensmith
* Malak_Ardine runs toward the goblins.
* Alaya_Darkglen grumbles something about fighters using things to think other than their brains and keeps one eye on the door

Quote 1086

<Leo_Artifex> The goblins all out attack
<Leo_Artifex> The goblins make cajun sauce of Eben
<Malak_Ardine> "alas, poor Ebinsith...we knew ye well."

Quote 1087

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim suddenly pictures a Kender in a G-string *Shutter*
* xAlaya_Darkglen did not need that picture in his head
* Alcar shudders wondering whos g-string it was before the kender got it
<Alaya_Darkglen> and were they wearing it at the time

Quote 1088

<Caltak> What is Reality?
<Alcar> Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesnt go away.
<Caltak> Well I dont believe in a lot of the AD&D games and they haven't gone away, does that mean they're real?

Quote 1089

<Baliadoc> oh yeah, that's the other thing that happened. people started giving me money
<Alcar> for beating up that fellow
<Caltak> LOL! whowas that guy that people love you so much for doing that? a lawyer? :)
<Baliadoc> wifebeater
<Baliadoc> actually, a lawyer got some benefit from it too :)

Quote 1090

* t`Elana is NOT sharring her tent with an elf.. too many stories about those horny bastards... why do you think there are so many Half-elves?
<^Ulfgar^> Probably a gay elf anyway..their all gay....running thru the woods all gay and laughing.

Quote 1091

* ^Ulfgar^ slides down the tree trunk....now covered in bark, twigs, dirt, wet leaves
<^Ulfgar^> Look at me! I am terrain!

Quote 1092

<t`Elana> having a pair of dwarves is like having the testosterone levels of a full team in a football locker room.. in each dwarf
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Both teams :P
<^Ulfgar^> Of course, you have the aroma of 2 football teams as well.
<t`Elana> I though that was the aroma of the stadium full of fans in 110 degree weather

Quote 1093

* Taklinn_Rumnaheim slams his head into the rock face to see if its hallow (the rock face that is not my head :P )

Quote 1094

<t`Elana> taklin rams the clif face, and disappears from view
* Dorcus looks at Tak "Facinating spell detection method." and sounds actually impressed
<t`Elana> "Yeah, dwarven detect magic abilities."
<t`Elana> "If it don't break, it's magic."

Quote 1095

<t`Elana> you are forced to stop when you reach a 10' wide chasm.
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim stops at the chasm
<t`Elana> the chasm does not appear to have a bottom
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim attempts to jump it (out of Dwarven Stupidity)
<t`Elana> Tak evades the grasping hands and ammazingly makes the jump

Quote 1096

<t`Elana> Every race is represented in the bone piles.. even some that you have never seen before
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim looks at the bones as he walks threw them... "Orc, Orc, Goblin, Orc, Kobold, Goblin, Tarrasque, Goblin..."

Quote 1097

<Dorcus> 'I can try and put it to sleep if every stays back .."
* Taklinn_Rumnaheim draws his Battle Axe and readies his shield then charges at the new Creature
* t`Elana waits for the dwarves
<Dorcus> 'Or you can charge it and get cut to pieces."

Quote 1098

* ^Ulfgar^ rips into it with his axe as it turns to try and escape
<t`Elana> the dwarves tear the thing into little gooey spider chunks

Quote 1099

<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
<Sintaqx> I think so, Tak, but I don't think shaving cream counts as business Casual
<Taklinn_Rumnaheim> Its more casual then Whipped cream and cherries

Quote 1100

<Leo_Artifex> No id just like to get going what was supposed to start a half hour ago
<t`Elana> patience is a virtue, especially when the DM has a short fuse
<t`Elana> learn it