Quotes 101 to 200

Quote 101

<Zallan> "Ok, what shall it be. Plan A, B, or C?"
<Miiri> "D, I forgot the others."

Quote 102

<AcesAnd8s> My favorite weapon of all was a dog, with the "Enlarge" spell cast on it. Throw a stick, yell "Fetch!", and it tramples goblins like nothing else. =)
<AcesAnd8s> Damn dog had more XP than my Ranger after a while. =)

Quote 103

<Sintaqx> you know... If all the bots in IRC combined... that would be scary
<Sintaqx> give birth to an AI :)

Quote 104

<CursedKnight> i am THE HORSE :Stairway to Heaven (no copywrite bads here)

Quote 105

* `Kari` sleeps until her watch, or is awoken by some other means...
<CursedKnight> "It wasn't me"
<CursedKnight> ((smile))
<CursedKnight> "It was Walter , that dirty old man. Shame Walter , shame!"
<CursedKnight> "She is not just a piece of meat Walter , i mean REALLY!"
<CursedKnight> ((Put that in yer QUOTE and smoke it!))

Quote 106

<Sparkie> A public service announcement from Sparkie:
<Sparkie> This quote has been hereby suspended at the request of one of the participants. Frying bacon in the nude is apparently not the most quotable activity :)

Quote 107

<Bind_Guardian> can i cast lightining strike1 in the water ?
<Clint_Armitstead> (BG...you'll kill us all, but sure!)
<_Jolie_> Time for a Heavy Duty spell!
* Clint_Armitstead would just hope that people remember that he was starting to swim TOWARDS the thing...so please be gentle
<Clint_Armitstead> (BG...her 'Heavy Duty Spells' usually involve craters half a mile wide)

Quote 108

<Sparkie> An addition to the list of famous last words:
<Vaj> "They can't harm us right now."

Quote 109

* Baliadoc would like to take the time from when his head is going to down to when it hits the ground to think "boy, i have no weapon anymore, wouldn't wanna get into any duels with anyone, that's for sure, how unfair it would be"
* Baliadoc dreams about how swell of a guy Jer is, and how he knows he wouldn't wanna hurt a nice, sweet, unsuspecting little man

Quote 110

<Kilide> Where are the nearest guards?
<Alcar> 20 yards away from the horses, playing dice
<Kilide> ok
<Kilide> Gaurd A rolls a 1d6
<Alcar> ok . .. he got a two.
<Kilide> no . . . laugh
<Alcar> hmm?
<Kilide> it was funny . . . get it? dice? 1d6?
<Alcar> lol!

Quote 111

<`nigel> ummm here we have this thing about nuggedness
* Liira 's head is above water.. non of her body can be seen
<`nigel> so you have no problem with it??
<Liira> "no."
<`nigel> this place you live sounds very nice

Quote 112

<`nigel> could i ask you something thats a little personal?
<Liira> "What?"
<`nigel> ummm you look....will that is......are you.......compatble with human mal --
<Sparkie> I regret to inform you that the rest of this quote has been cancelled at the request of one of the paritipants.
<Sparkie> Which might be good, since it could force #Game1 to get a PG rating :p

Quote 113

<Alcar> Welcome to the Offical Ravishing Warrior Rabbit Women RPG and NEWS Channel
<Alcar> that's a topic to be proud of . . *shudder*
* Alcar is hoping it was a joke
<``harris> nope sounds right
<Alcar> please don't tell me it really exists . . . .
<``harris> i thot this was it???

Quote 114

<`Tear`> (Hmm. I wonder what would happen to a human who somehow got a charisma of 25?)
<Alcar> (human gets big ego, stars in stupid movies and has no acting talent or skills.)
<Eralt> ((sounds like jean claud van damm)

Quote 115

<Jeramias> I hurt my feeling you just sent me into depression j/k
<Jeramias> oops that was stupid

Quote 116

<Jericho_Boronwin> ((lol, get hit on the head and suddenly have an 12 to 15 intelligence, that could help!
<Jericho_Boronwin> ((these guys are so slow getting amnesia would help them!!))

Quote 117

* Baliadoc is for some strange reason extremely glad that he's ahead of the rest of the group, just getting the feeling that nigel and morcu are nowhere near as bad as an attack by all the hoards of hell :)

Quote 118

<Alcar> Walter is not about to try and explain the effects of an Ice Age over the millenia on a planet :)
<`Kari`> £åû&#¡ñ& Ôù+ £óüÐ
<Baliadoc> he will simply type the command /me followed by "explains the effects of an Ice Age over the millenia of a planet," and everyone will make the appropriate saving throw versus sleep

Quote 119

* MorCu murmers to himself "a woman is like a fist full of snow.. the tighter you hold onto it the faster it melts and dissapears.."
* MorCu grins
<MorCu> they breed them tough where i come from

Quote 120

* MorCu would like everyone to know that he is asleep.. this has been a public health warning

Quote 121

* Liira approaches, following Morgu
<MorCu> i said stop that :P
<MorCu> you can talk... for someone whos names a monetary unit...

Quote 122

<Liira> "He left me."
<MorCu> left you?
<MorCu> i can't see that happening... you could have castrated that man and he'd still follow you
* Jeramias looks at Liira, "Maybe we shouldn't look for him at all..." ((j/k))

Quote 123

<Alcar> CRAP. It's nearly 4 am!
<Liira> my how time flies when you are keeping your party members from foolishly killing themselves

Quote 124

<William> "quite an adventure..." he walks to Nicki's armor and lays his hands on it,feeling the texture "Extremely high quality....."
* Nicki_Kalaway blushes slightly.
<Nicki_Kalaway> "um, yes.."
<Brandon_LockHart> (He -wasnt- touching the breast alcoves of the armor :P))

Quote 125

<Nicki_Kalaway> the dm can't handle his multiple personality disorder.

Quote 126

<TyEgerer> fun stuff with earth history turned against foes in ad&d
<Kynan> just get a nice submachine gun. You could have a lot of fun.
<TyEgerer> okay... you're not specialized but you get forty attacks a round

Quote 127

<TyEgerer> wait a minute... the power to crash large important things when you least want it to... *looks terrified* Sp-sp-sparkie` is actually Windows! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Quote 128

<hflafk> what a world we live in...a man has to ask permission to be politically incorrect for purposes of realism in a game...

Quote 129

<Marcus_Fenway> This is Funny, one Orc is Slaughtering Fael the other is Slaughtering itself

Quote 130

<tweek`> "You dont want to fight US"
<tweek`> "That would be a mistake, your last mistake"
<Kent_McMorgan> "Correction, i don't want to fight the crossbows... it's not you i'm worried about"

Quote 131

<Alcar> Kari comes back to camp, with Kolb behind her.
<Alcar> Tied to Kolb is the corpse of a dead deer.
<Jeramias> "The horse is better at every thing."
<Alcar> You all see an animal trap attached to the deers leg. While old, it definitely prevented the deer from running away
* Jeramias looks shocked and pleased that klob isn't super horse.

Quote 132

<Alcar> Miiri is forced to stop as 5 old ladies come forward, claiming that the cloud giants are an endangered species and she is nrto allowed to hunt of kill them and should be ashamed of herself for harming such a specimen of nature
<Alcar> the cloud giant eats them
<Baliadoc> eh, serves em right

Quote 133

<Alcar> Baliadoc has a sudden desire to turn "riding the giant" into some kids ride . . .
<Baliadoc> welcome to the Halfling from Hell's Theme Park!
<Alcar> the Bane of Paper Cuts . . .
<Baliadoc> the furious Chihuahua's spinning teacups?

Quote 134

<storm2021> ((is there a game in here right now or something?))
<Lockelar> (shhh)
<Lockelar> (you're ruining it)

Quote 135

<Baliadoc> "For those of you not paying attention, i am neither Chihuahua, annoying paper cuts, or the UNDEAD!!!"

Quote 136

* Felimid_mac_Fal says to Baliadoc, "Are we there yet??"
* Felimid_mac_Fal grins
* Baliadoc grins back
<Baliadoc> "Quiet down or i'll turn this group around"

Quote 137

<Baliadoc> real quick: "Jer, come help me hunt for some food, maybe you'll be able to snag something with that bow of yours then ;)"
<Baliadoc> "You need the practice"
* Baliadoc rubs his arm

Quote 138

<Alcar> Guard:"An elf away from the sea, wandering alone? How do you know she's not a trap?"
* `Kari` struggles harder, looking frightened.
<Baliadoc> "Well she ain't made of wood, so i don't think any Knights are going to come flying out her ass! Oh forget it, i'm too tired to deal with you, keep guarding, okay?"

Quote 139

<[APOC]BeHoLdEr> yo you guys watch the d&d cartoon
<mopdez> i just havnt herd that come out of any lips younger that 35 here

Quote 140

<NightShade> explain to my feeble brain, what does 18/52 for str mean?...
<Keith`> meens that you could take a mage and with shear strangth brake him in two with your bair hands

Quote 141

<Alcar> The archer finally dies . . .after over 5 rounds . . .
<`Kari`> >>> should have sic'd the squirrels on him... he'd have died faster..... >>>>

Quote 142

<Alcar> Jer hit!!!!
<Jeramias> ((YES!!))
<Alcar> ((The bandit jer hits dies from shock :p))

Quote 143

<Alcar> Walter: "If I cannot, Jeramias here is becoming a strong mage in his own right."
<Jeramias> "What?!?"
<Liira> "You are a mage?"
<Jeramias> "I guess I am now."

Quote 144

<Alcar> ((Sparkie is NOT SinBot -- Walter can't get aid from the gods from Sparkie))
<Liira> >>> that's 'cause sparkie is just an elemental... SinBot is God :) >>>

Quote 145

<`nigel> but there mite be chance
<`nigel> help me dig her up
<Alcar> CK - "There is none. She is dead."
<Alcar> CK - points to the side of the grave. "It would not help if you did." ((There is a smaller mound you didn't see before))
<`nigel> what is that?
<Alcar> CK: "I cut her head off before I buried her, to be on the safe side."
<`nigel> YOU DID WHAT!?!?!?!
<[much later] &lt;`nigel> ck if i die dont cut of my head plz

Quote 146

<Alcar> Kolb looks at Walter in disgust and trots awak, thinking dark pony thought about having idiot humans as pets

Quote 147

<Jeramias> "Kari is right. If I die I take all the blame!"
* Jeramias signs a statement saying so.
<Alcar> ?
* Jeramias signs a contract
* Alcar signs a statement proving Jeramias is certifiably insane
<Jeramias> ((If I die, no fault shalt be put upon Walter the Cleric.))
<Alcar> ((lol Jer!))

Quote 148

* Jeramias eats and pack's Kilide's formar horse.
<Alcar> Jer: "eats and pack's Kilide's formar horse." <--- how can youm pack it after you ate it? :p

Quote 149

<Alcar> You head north east quickly, making very good time until around 2 pm.
* Liira wonders what happens at 2pm
<Alcar> ((the world ceases to exist, havinug forgotten to pay its fees to the IRS))

Quote 150

<Alcar> "I merely wonder why fools kill a sacred animal on northern land."
<`nigel> before it eats us?

Quote 151

<Jeramias> "What was your old crime?"
<Alcar> Ice Breaker looks at Jer, coldly. "Killing an ice elemental."
* Baliadoc whispers to Jeramias
<Baliadoc> "I think he looks coldly no matter what, don't think he can help it"

Quote 152

* jarriod is a 6'6" human wearing flowing robes with a gingal under them
<Nicki_Kalaway> <what's a gingal?>
<Brandon_LockHart> (bad speller)
<Kynan> ((do you REALLY want to know?!))
<jarriod> (is the niose chain mail makes:))

Quote 153

* Kynan - note: this is a GOOD thing. You won't be poisoned by under-cooked meat now . . . or something that might have once been meat
* Baliadoc lol... good deeds aren't always for those receiving the kindness ;)

Quote 154

<Alcar> have to have you fight somethign nasty then . . .maybe a politician
* Baliadoc gasps
<Baliadoc> er... uh... just remembered i'm supposed to go fight three black dragons if you don't mind....
<Baliadoc> while blindfolded and drunk
<Alcar> three of them?! hehehe
<Baliadoc> anything's better than a politician!

Quote 155

<`nigel> next time maybe follow me you two?
<Felimid_mac_Fal> ok...... :-) I just wanted to get some beer.... My throat was parched from all that singing....
<Baliadoc> "Sorry nigel, that was my fault... being cooked in plate doesn't do much for the complexion" *grins*

Quote 156

<Felimid_mac_Fal> ((quick anatomy lesson on trolls, where are they vulnerable??))
<Alcar> ((where are you vulnerable??))
<`nigel> ((hmm lets see probly your char dont now that except usal spots:))

Quote 157

<MorCu> is this gargoyle guy threatening us?
<Miiri> well, I have a pair of bared scimitars out and am standing right in front of them....

Quote 158

* Kevin_O`Flatley pulls out a small book in his belt and scribbles his final message to the world... "large stone things have no sense of humor... beware"

Quote 159

<Baliadoc> ((would like to note he has grossly misquoted nigel, and his lawyers are in contact with my lawyers as we speak))

Quote 160

<Jeramias> "Hey Liira, what's your sign?" ((j/k))
<Alcar> liira "No tresspassing."

Quote 161

<Alcar> when are the games often held?
<^^Arthur^^> i have no idea
<^^Arthur^^> NO ONE EVER COMES IN!!!

Quote 162

<`Kari`> "I can't begin to guess Eral's motives."
<Baliadoc> "That's what we have to find out. Blast!"
* `Kari` mutters "With eral 'blast' is accurate."

Quote 163

<`Kari`> >>>> if ignorance is bliss, Nigel is in paradise...... >>>>
<Baliadoc> ((lol))
<`nigel> <<<<ok what do you mean?>>>>
<Alcar> ((hahah))
<`Kari`> >>>> lmao >>>>

Quote 164

<Baliadoc> "Ah, excuse me, sir?"
<Alcar> The rock looks gravely (or in this case graevlly) at Bali. "Yes?"

Quote 165

<Alcar> The rock turns into a grin
<Alcar> (i.e. an actual grin)
<Baliadoc> (hehehe)
* Baliadoc looks slightly shocked, then chalks it up to a poorly cooked dinner

Quote 166

<`Stan> (hehe the rock to dog/horse/boy talks about the birds and the bees)

Quote 167

<Alcar> spark is good . . he gave you the 1 for Pookah's parents to call him home for dinner!
* Alcar grins
<Baliadoc> that's what that was!?
<`nigel> yup
* Baliadoc falls over

Quote 168

<Alcar> Walter is laughing
<Alcar> walter: ~It . . it was so funny!~
<`nigel> ~what walter?~
<Alcar> (choke of laguh) ~Creature . . .wanting to kill you . .. called home by . . .mother!~
<Alcar> (you can't make out anything else except laughter)

Quote 169

<Baliadoc> "I'd explore my inner child, but who knows what i'm looking for?"

Quote 170

<`Stan> (you realise tyler we are acting like Barak and silk from belgariad)

Quote 171

<Alcar> The ground around the grave eplodes upwards
<Alcar> You catch the occassional word of magic you don't understand anyway
<`Stan> 'oh man i should have listened to my Mom and became a cleric
<`Stan> 'they have such peaceful lifes... just healing the sick...
<Baliadoc> "And fighting the undead, go figure"
* `Stan glares at Baliadoc
<`Stan> 'you did not need to mention that

Quote 172

<Zorrander> famous last words : "I am nigel"

Quote 173

* Baliadoc sits up... blinking
<Baliadoc> "Why am i going to sleep in a dream?"
<`Stan> 'my point exactly

Quote 174

<`nigel> kender thing how interesting it be to be eatin alive
<`Ryu> (now your getting in to the right mood)
<`nigel> (not realy he wants to see him eaten alive)
<`Ryu> (its nice to know he is beloved by all)

Quote 175

<Sparkie> Another famous last word . . .
* Alcar shrugs "I will go . .I can heal, and hopefully talk the goblins into a peaceful settlement."

Quote 176

<`Kari`> "I find it interesting, though, that nobody ever seems to want to spar with a woman."

Quote 177

<Khard> "How much for that legbone there?"

Quote 178

<Kyrra> you reach the spot you are going to camp without anything unusual happening
<Kyrra> >>>> your DM is too tired to think up something really nasty. >>>>
<Khard> ((LOL... good))

Quote 179

<Keith`> sparkie's great
* ** Sparkie` sets mode: +o Keith`
* Keith` thinks he likes sparkie all of the suden

Quote 180

<Sintaqx> Baliadoc head two: "Don't mind me, just wondering where that purple rabbit came from."
* Baliadoc thinks to himself... "Time to get that thing removed"
<Sintaqx> Bali, what's that strange growth on you
<Baliadoc> I ask myself that every day Sin... sadly enough, i get a reply
<Sintaqx> and what does it say?
<Baliadoc> Oh it goes on and on... "You don't respect me this, and you don't appreciate me that..." of course i don't! It's a second freakin' head for crying out loud!
<Baliadoc> And whoever thought up that stupid saying about "Two heads are better than one" hasn't talked to this idiot over here

Quote 181

<Jeramias> That Which Does Not Kill Me, Makes Me Want To Die
<Baliadoc> now THAT's a saying to live by!
* Baliadoc gives a meaningful look to his other head

Quote 182

<Jeramias> ((um... I told them, but nobody ever listens to the psycopath :) ))

Quote 183

<Jeramias> ((blood squirts out of Jer's body, getting in Nigel's eyes, blinding him for life :) ))

Quote 184

* Jeramias smiles, playing in a small pool of blood.
<Alcar> Tirien looks ar Jer. "Parents never gave you a sand box when you were younger?"

Quote 185

<Baliadoc> (Blast!! Doesn't she have a room for magic stuff?)
<Baliadoc> (or a golf bag full of staves and wands?)
<Alcar> (bali - no golf bag . . the chimmney has the wands and staves :p)

Quote 186

* Baliadoc muses to himself... no wonder these people are supposed to be legends.. they get killed, so they aren't around to talk about it later

Quote 187

<Zan`Tu> "The elder's worries are based on assumptions she pretends are truths"
<`Brak> "Why are they scared of it if they don't know what it is?"
<Zan`Tu> "We all fear the unknown, Brak. And a tiger knows when to be worried"

Quote 188

<Keersa> you could change while loving. 2 shift point extra cost though
<`Brak> loving???
<Keersa> moving
<`Brak> Well, it works the other way too......

Quote 189

<Alcar> but it's a little furry animal!
<Alcar> it's cute, and cuddly and . .
<Baliadoc> and deadly!
<Baliadoc> i can just tell by the way it's written
<Baliadoc> it'll turn into a big daddy terrasque when it's mad
<Baliadoc> gets like 40 attacks a turn, -20 ac

Quote 190

<mopdez> need food?
* mopdez pulls a dead spider out
* mopdez eats it
<Alcar> Tirien laughs. "I am fine."

Quote 191

<Jeramias> 'We came, we saw. Let's leave."

Quote 192

* MorCu stares down into the clear water at the struggling nigel
* `nigel comes out quickly
<Alcar> ok. A 7 year old nigel comes out of the water . . .
* Baliadoc blinks
<`nigel> bad idea
<MorCu> ohh im glad i took some of the water
<Alcar> Tirien stares, then starts laughing, unable to help himself
<Baliadoc> "Nigel?"
<`Kari`> "Is is just me or was that an incredibly stupid idea?"
<MorCu> nigel you look so.... small
* MorCu trys not to laugh
* `nigel chuckles

Quote 193

* `Kari` grins at the happy grunts coming from her belt pouch
<Alcar> LOL
<MorCu> ROFL
<MorCu> ((Its not often you have that happen Kari))

Quote 194

<MorCu> "Oink oink grunt oink squeel : Trans:- whats wrong with Tirien?"
<Alcar> ((other possible translations are not permitted in a non-XXX chan))
<MorCu> ((ROFLMPAO))
<MorCu> (Trans:- roll on floor laughing my pink ass off))

Quote 195

* Kyrra places the bandage over the wound
<Kyrra> the bandage burns worse than the poison
* Zandir clenches teeth together
<Khard> (Kyrra is actually an assassin sent to kill you)

Quote 196

<Khard> (can i shoot.. say, oil.. through the flame of this lantern, and have it come out the other side?)
<Kyrra> >>>> high risk of having the flame enter the container >>>>
<Kyrra> >>>> as in 75% chance >>>>
<Khard> (hmm... okay, just getting some ideas here)
* Khard flamethrower idea is now thrown out

Quote 197

<Sparkie`> "But how do u use weapons? I thought all elves were goodness incarnate?!"
<Alcar> ((lol. uhm, that was me, not spark :p))
* Reeve_Kevistial Jaise glares at the greater being of fire... "Thanks!"
<Alcar> ((LOL))
* Sparkie` raises a fire languidly . . You're welcome

Quote 198

<Alcar> You see the odd looking figure of an elf laying in a hammok strung across the back of a small cart. Pulled by a old nag wearing a well used but highly fasionable looking ladys hat. The two of them seem to be having an argument.
<Galhalee> "You were the one who wanted to navigate!" **Whinny** "Don't tell me you can't read. I've seen you do it before." **Snort** "I know how to fold a map you don't have to tell me." **Niegh**
<Galhalee> "No I don't see these ruins anywhere on the map. I told you not to make that left turn." **Snort** "Oh sure, blame the map maker." **Snort** "Ofcorse it's hard to fold. You don't have any thumbs! It wasn't designed for horses to read!"

Quote 199

<Galhalee> "Hmmf, well Good day lad. I hope your parents have stronger harts then I do."
<Galhalee> "because you nearly stoped mine."

Quote 200

* Galhalee holds up a bag a spices, "Last chance to speak up if you don't like yours spicy"
* Gemithain says "Your not using any of your magic to cook are you Galhalee?"
<Galhalee> "Hmm, never thought of doing it that way before. might be fun."
* Gemithain says "NO! Dont.."
* Gemithain says "ahhh.. i think it tastes better without."
<Galhalee> "Oh, well alright. Still an iteresting idea."